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00:00I'm a-
00:09Let's just have a gay old time today.
00:23And have a gay old time!
00:26Now back to the yellow bird, the star spangled sequel.
00:28Now the star-bellied snitches had bellies with stars, but the plain-bellied snitches had none upon ours.
00:35No stars on their bellies, no stars upon ours.
00:45Run.
00:46But because they had stars, all the star-bellied snitches would brag.
00:50Quickly we think every now and now of the glorious ve-
00:53It's time to stop!
01:06Hi guys!
01:07Oh no!
01:08It's a plain-bellied snitch!
01:10I know, right?
01:11But I feel he's not gonna do anything to us.
01:14But what if he wants to have a conversation with us?
01:17Let's just let the video AI choose what should we do.
01:20Ahh, computing...
01:22Ahh!
01:23Fight!
01:24Bitabadum!
01:25Bitabadum!
01:26Bitabadum!
01:27Bitabadum!
01:28Bitabadum!
01:29Bitabadum!
01:30Bitabadum!
01:31It's fine!
01:32Bitabadum!
01:33You're a mean one mister!
01:34Ronald, remember?
01:35When you are...
01:36...hol summer shit...
01:37...you walk past a...
01:38...fat bald fatty fat...
01:39...without talking!
01:40...who cares what you think, you are not...
01:41...his father!
01:42Snoop
01:43In the air
01:44And remember to
01:45Lones
01:45We have
01:45The king of cannons
01:47The doomsday bazooka
01:48That lays waste to everything
01:51Get fucked
01:52No
01:52Why does no one pay attention to
01:54PINGERS
01:55When the starbelly children went out to play ball
01:57Could a plane
01:58Get him down
01:59You got it all
02:00Now you can play if your bellies have star
02:03Ya ya
02:04Your bellies got no bellies got no bellies got no bellies got no bellies got no bellies got no bellies got no
02:10Complete the sentence and I'll kill you
02:12AHHHHH
02:14AHHHHH
02:15AHHHHH
02:16TWING TWING TWILL NEW
02:32TWING TWING TWINKLE TWING
02:33S 같습니다
02:36prenaust
02:37b無 bad
02:38family and clan
02:41when the starbelly snitches have mustard party
02:44And the power!
02:46Breakfast!
02:47They never invited you!
02:48They left them out hungry
02:51In the dark of the Zachs.
02:53That's my joke!
02:54From the heights of
02:55Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
02:57To the two
02:58There is nobody else who has one
03:01Oh yeah?
03:02Tough guy?
03:03Sneakerundayoo!
03:05BEEP
03:06We're the favorite
03:07Kind of snitch on the beaches
03:09And so square
03:10Toftee
03:11Raisin Marshmallow Snick
03:12Toftee
03:12Raisin Marshmallow Snick
03:13Toftee
03:14Then I tell you what you all are
03:27You are nothing
03:29Without plain-bullied Sneachers
03:33F**k
03:33Plain-bullied Sneachers
03:34I'm F**k
03:38I'm F**k
03:38I'm F**k
03:38I'm F**k
03:39I'm F**k
03:39I'm F**k
03:40I'm F**k
03:41I'm F**k
03:42Nom nom nom nom nom nom
03:44They kept them away
03:45Never let them come
03:48Exactly why I need you to come with us to the qualifier
03:51You're unbelievable
03:52You hear that?
03:52I'm on
03:54Wait, what?
03:54Every subtitle in this game is written in Comic Sans
03:59The first level of the game begins and it is some game shish
04:03Everything about this level sucks because it feels so terrible
04:06You're running really f**king fast the entire time
04:08The things and grind on rares and grind on rares and grind on rares and grind on rares and grind on rares
04:12And see boobs on the screen after doing something the game thinks is sexy
04:16That's my favorite part
04:17Oh, this is bad
04:20No way
04:21Okay, it's still playable
04:25Well now it might not be
04:26Oh no man, this is not happening
04:28This is not
04:28I'm like seven pixels
04:30I can literally count them
04:31One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve
04:34I'm twelve pixels
04:34Florian adds an extra six
04:36This is actually nuts
04:37I can do this
04:38Don't you don't believe in me?
04:39But I do
04:40I believe this is in the bag
04:42This is bad
04:43This is like those indie games that are like hyper low resolution
04:45Like as a platformer this is honestly the best game to do this challenge on
04:49Doing this on like Splatoon or like Mario Odyssey
04:51That would be nuts
04:52Oh, okay, please don't die here
04:53It's to the point where I don't even know what the levels are anymore
04:55What I think I see is a pipe and Mario jumping over it
04:58That's that's my best guess
04:59That's your guess is as good as mine about what this level is supposed to be
05:02I could do this
05:03Add challenge
05:05I could do this again. It's a 2d platformer like that doesn't make it that bad
05:07I can well, okay. I say that I just need to not
05:10Suck and then i'll be fine. Well easier said than done, huh?
05:12This is a moving platform. See, oh my god. This is like only up. This is like only up at worst
05:19Oh, come on stop
05:21No, I don't want to do this for the next seven years of my life. This is how I die. I just do this forever
05:26Please just be done. This is it. This is it. This is not the end of it
05:29It's cool guys. It's cool. I'm chillin
05:33What do you do? What do you do here? Why am I not getting this right?
05:36Go at the top and then okay, okay. That was almost over. It's done. I'm done. I did it. I did it
05:41Oh, dude, my hands are sweating. I'm like a mountain climber. Oh, man. It's still not unplayable
05:44I wouldn't deem it unplayable
05:46Um, I think he wants me to equip the badge. I don't want to equip the badge
05:49I don't want any more of that
05:50Knuckles' levels are fine
05:51Just like in the first Sonic Adventure
05:52You're constantly looking for the pieces of the master penis and it is some good sh**
05:56So that's annoying
06:02So take a look at my hair
06:03Ew
06:04Oh, brother, this guy stinks
06:06Look at it! Look at it! I want all of you to look at it!
06:10You evil little f**ks
06:13That sounds really boring
06:15I use my hair to scratch myself
06:17No! Get those lights off! Off!
06:37Oh, somebody's sleepy
06:40But that's silly
06:41How can you be sleepy if you don't know how to have memes?
06:49No, I don't want to know
06:49I don't want to know how to have memes
06:52No! No!
06:53Memes are a movie that's living your head
06:55Stop!
06:56Every night when you sleep in your bed
06:58I used to have a dream about riding a horse
07:01No!
07:01Ah!
07:02Good night, guys
07:18I miss you
07:24Oh, somebody's sleepy
07:26What?
07:27What the f**k?
07:28Dude, but that's silly
07:29Shut the f**k, get your teeth straight
07:31How can you be sleepy if you don't know how to have cream?
07:50Oh, somebody's sleepy
07:52Shut up
07:52Oh, looks like somebody's having a bad
08:01I'm
08:03I miss you
08:09Oh, somebody's
08:10Ouija
08:11No, just holding your iPhone up to your computer screen and going
08:13Ouija, Ouija
08:14I swear I found that somewhere before
08:15Now you f**ked up
08:16Now you f**ked up
08:17Now you f**ked up
08:18You're gonna turn into a goomba
08:31Don't be a lass on your block
08:32Or you might float through space
08:37Oh, no
08:37I'm a fallen
08:38And I came to get up
08:42Blow up like a balloon
08:43Always expect the unexpected
08:47As your adventure progresses
08:48You'll unlock in-game badges that change up the way
08:50Oh my god
08:51Who the hell
08:52KISS
08:52Spider-Man, Spider-Man
08:54Does whatever the spider can
08:56You will not stop dashing
08:57Or if you don't make it through
08:58Go to hell before you die
09:01Tubula
09:05Pick your favorite character
09:06And you can destroy your s**t
09:07God damn it
09:13If you connect online
09:14You might see other players on the world map
09:15And in courses
09:19Players can send greetings
09:21You can also place
09:21Grand damned
09:22In a course
09:27What the f**k is he's online
09:31Now they still agree
09:31I disagree
09:35This is a stupid nigger
09:37What's that dork
09:38That's a bad word
09:44Bye bye
09:46My bingo hat back here
09:56You got mail
09:57I got mail
09:57I got mail
09:58Yay
09:58I got mail
09:59Yay
09:59I got mail
09:59Yay
10:00I got mail
10:00Yay
10:00You're stealing
10:01Welcome to the best time channel
10:02All the best
10:02All the time
10:03We're all washed up
10:03Hey Walk
10:04Very easily
10:05I'm getting a workout of the wrist
10:06You know what I mean
10:06We're all
10:07Oh oh!
10:08Sorry!
10:08What are you doing?!
10:09What are you doing?!
10:10Whhhhhhhh!
10:12I have one thing to say.
10:13Dump coffee
10:13Oh!
10:14I like the one-
10:15No answering.
10:16How's Gobro?
10:18I'm next TO ENGAINING B.
10:20And Germany now one piece.
10:28So stop we at lose, check our small party at...
10:30They shouldn't even exist anymore you moron!
10:31ELLE!
10:31WHEEEEEEEEE.
10:33I NEED TO EAT THAT ROBOT!
10:34I didn't decrease!
10:34PHEW!
10:35All in zaten, George!
10:35I All in...
10:36Nah ,yologia is our snot.
10:37Err , I fiddirt , I fiddirt , O g0s ge
10:57ustun rubbish anymore .
11:04Oh, this sucks.
11:31Well, this sucks.
11:32We interrupt this program to frighten you!
11:33Do that!
11:34Do that!
11:35Do that!
11:36Do that!
11:37Do that!
11:38Do that!
11:39Do that!
11:40Do that!
11:41Do that!
11:42Do that!
11:43Do that!
11:44Do that!
11:45Help me!
11:46Help me!
11:47Why are you son of a bitch?
11:48Do that!
11:49Do that!
11:50Do that!
11:51And eventually, they were rescued by, oh, let's say, nothing!
11:55Welcome, everyone, to Puzzle Park!
12:00Life and magic, it's a word of art!
12:03When you enter here, the fun will start your life!
12:06You'll never part!
12:08Oh, it's gonna be so much fun!
12:10Getting to watch, you pay for all you've done!
12:11Three, two, one, there's one, there's fun and games inside,
12:13Attractions big and small, like our own three,
12:15We're so mega-flies, it's like you are the one!
12:16Let's go fast, stop right there!
12:17You fire, be prepared!
12:18Cuzzle everything, we find your secret rare!
12:20I've been having fun, this isn't the thing!
12:21No cut it off, there's no time to wait!
12:22Keep up the train, get there!
12:23Keep up the train, get there!
12:24Let's ride up, my friends, to Puzzle Park!
12:26Fight and fight up for the faint of heart!
12:28Don't you break away, you won't get far!
12:30Keep your hands and legs inside, it's right!
12:31It's right about to start!
12:32Don't you fire, be prepared!
12:33Take it from rocks!
12:34The food here is a mask!
12:35In addition, with your ticket, you get puzzle-based and blast!
12:36Try me to shove!
12:37It's like this!
12:38And get yourself a blast!
12:39Make a puzzle, get a felon, get a felon, get a shot!
12:40It's like this!
12:41Oh, this is really going well!
12:42Don't have much more time, it's right!
12:43The engine's really set up!
12:44Let's ride up, my friends, to Puzzle Park!
12:46Let's fight and fight up for the faint of heart!
12:48Don't you break away, you won't get far!
12:50Keep your hands and legs inside, it's right!
12:51It's right about to start!
12:52Well, it took you a while to find out, but you thought my stupid hideout like to say congratulations,
12:55but it's time for you to die now!
12:56We've got to end this run!
12:57You're the right!
12:58I'm the right!
12:59Thank you so much to the brain that's fine, but you went and left with the wrong side!
13:00Oh, you can't just march into your next, but you're in charge!
13:02I'd like to see you, thought you were watching, playing the rocket, it's all your fair and large!
13:04You're a silly professor!
13:05You're the best, you're part, you're the best, you're the best!
13:06You're the best, you're the best, you're the best, you're the best!
13:07You're the best, you're the best!
13:08You're the best, you're the best!
13:09Well, I'm gonna kill you, filthy, tortured, into gushing mouths, the blood you lads are
13:11good and done!
13:12I'm not a stupid child, he'll fight you, he'll hide away with what he'll fight you!
13:16No, it's not too late, he'll try and take my hand and we can close your feet!
13:19Oh, Maggie dear, the child's gone, six feet under right where you and your stupid friends
13:23go along!
13:24Step right up, life into puzzle, blood, fight and fight before the faint of heart!
13:28Don't you break away, you won't get far!
13:30Keep your hands and legs inside, it's right!
13:32It's right about to start!
13:35What a beautiful boy!
13:38It's happening!
13:39I'm gonna be coming in with Mario and friends!
13:41When Wonder over Mario launches on the Wave U and Nintendo Switch!
13:44You never noticed, sales, sales, sales is huge!
13:46All you do is walk around and shit!
13:47That's fun!
13:48Hashtag bang means!
13:49Amy finds Sonic's prison cell and offers to show her boobs and like,
13:51holy shit, she's twelve!
13:52And then they go to SCA-
13:54Oh, my gosh, I think it's all back!
13:55SHIT!
13:57With just a single touch of a mysterious wonder-
13:59A BANG!
14:03A BANG!
14:07Ah, shit.
14:07That's it.
14:08Somebody's job was to make that not look awful,
14:10and they didn't do their job.
14:11And then Sonic dies,
14:11but it's fine, because he's still alive.
14:14So we're just gonna bang Amy, she's 12.
14:16I got a piece of here!
14:21Oh, brother!
14:22I forgot!
14:25But this is something that I'm saying,
14:26so I'm so hungry for me,
14:27and my all right.
14:28I'm trying to cut your cock!
14:29Oh yeah,
14:30I want to cut your poo-tops!
14:31And then there's Boob the Bat,
14:32who has really big boobs and it's very sexy.
14:33Have you ever seen a bat?
14:34They look like this.
14:35That's sexy.
14:36I still like sauce.
14:37And there you go, that's my entry.
14:39But they're all the-
14:40Back do you mean?
14:41Ooh and Rod.
14:42I'm not mad!
14:43HIT!
14:44I have to make some..
14:45Now, anything but that.
14:47Help, help, help!
14:49Stop, help, help!
14:50Help, help!
14:51Help, help!
14:52I lost.
14:53I got such a funny character, and I was like...
14:55What do you think I'm gonna do?
14:56I got a nice guy, I'm not sure if I can.
14:58It's a funny guy...
15:00I got a nice guy, I got a nice guy.
15:02I know it's a good guy.
15:04I got a nice guy!
15:06I'm not that nice guy, I have no idea.
15:08I know.
15:10I'm not that nice guy.
15:12You're not that nice guy.
15:14This is a great guy.
15:16I don't know.
15:17I don't know.
15:18I don't know what he's gonna do.
15:20I don't know.
15:21but
15:48of
15:49I'm gonna go back the house yesterday!
15:50I'm gonna go back the house!
15:50Overtime, let me get some new old
15:52I'm gonna go back the house!
15:53Hey!
15:54Hey!
15:54Hey!
15:55See ya!
15:55I'll go back now!
15:56syllabi guys!
15:57You don't know what the hell can happen to me!
15:58It's too loud!
15:59You don't know who I can do this
16:00but I can still play against the house!
16:02Because I can't do this, but it's really low!
16:04I'm gonna go back the house!
16:05It's too loud!
16:07Hey!
16:07Hey!
16:08Shut that door!
16:09Don't play!
16:09You got a sign off!
16:11You got a sign off the line!
16:12You got a sign off?
16:13Whoa!
16:14I can't do this!
16:15I can't do this!
16:16I can't do it!
16:17You should epileps me again!
16:18Hey! Where am I?
16:19You're a dark kree!
16:20I better get rid of it!
16:21The rules are simple...
16:22Rule 1. Find the light switch....
16:23Rule 2. Find your family!
16:25Rule 3! Escentlich the dark kreeeeeed.
16:26B Fields, children I têm more!
16:28I'm a c pumps, bloodless particles and bugs どこ and say,
16:31get ready for kids Sesoc тел
16:34ERIC
16:43You're lost!
16:45You're lost!
16:46You're lost!
16:47They're lost!
16:47You're lost!
16:48You're lost!
16:49You're lost!
16:50You're lost!
16:51You're lost!
16:52You're lost!
16:53You're lost!
16:54You're lost!
16:55You're lost!
16:56You're lost!
16:57You're lost!
16:58Hey!
16:59We're just a day!
17:00This is what happened, Potter!
17:01Ah!
17:02Ah!
17:03I'm going to hit!
17:04Oh!
17:05Do you buy it?
17:06No!
17:07Ah!
17:07I can't go down!
17:08You're both contenta!
17:09I'm also woozy guy!
17:10Two!
17:11Oh, yeah!
17:12Then we got to get awesome!
17:13no
17:14paint
17:16of
17:19why
17:22oh
17:27it
17:35HUT!
18:05The end of the day show is just a nice little bit of a knife and a knife.
18:13So, if you have a knife, it's a knife and it's a knife.
18:20What are you doing?
18:22I'm so sorry, that's why I'm so sorry.
18:26I'm so sorry!
18:30You
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