00:00Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all, it seems
00:08That's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:14It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee
00:18So now it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:24If there's a full booth, an old house with frightened stairs, just walk around with you
00:31Chance of war will be then, someday I'll eat that darn canary, and then I'll be happy, yes-oree
00:39But I think you should be wary, Sylvester and Tweedy Mysteries
00:44The chase goes on with each new mission, with backdrops of plenty, nobody
00:49And through it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweedy
00:53Mysteries
00:56Cannes, France, home of the world-renowned Cannes Film Festival
01:09Where the beautiful people come to rub elbows and anything else they can get their hands on
01:15Unfortunately, that's not where we're headed
01:18No, we're going down the road to Cannes, not France
01:23Home of the James Caan Film Festival
01:26Hey, how you doin'?
01:29This cannot be!
01:31Sacre bleu!
01:32All the films have been stolen!
01:34James Caan Caan!
01:35Flick spirts from FinFest!
01:36Oh, this is dreadful!
01:37Why is it that a mystery always pops up in the middle of my vacation?
01:41Because if it didn't, we wouldn't have a show!
01:53Don't lay on one side too long, I like my birds evenly cooked!
02:06Oh, poos poos!
02:07Did my beach ball harm you?
02:08Oh, poos poos!
02:09Oh, poos poos!
02:10Oh, poos poos!
02:11Did my beach ball harm you?
02:13Oh, poos poos!
02:15Fabulous!
02:16Just what I've been looking for!
02:18Larson Sline, Hollywood super producer, and you are?
02:21Oh, who cares?
02:23But you!
02:25I must have you!
02:27For my next spectacular!
02:32Wow!
02:33What a way to get chicks!
02:41Do you mind?
02:42You're blocking my son!
02:44Pardon, madame!
02:46My detector thinks it is found metal!
02:49Oh, that's alright!
02:51It's the Super 8 movie camera of mine!
02:54I'm making a home movie of our vacation!
02:57It's my little hobby!
02:59My name's Granny!
03:01But don't tell anyone!
03:03I don't want to give out autographs!
03:07I am Jean-Claude Van Deng!
03:09I come to Cannot every year for the Film Festival!
03:12How was I to know that I would also meet such a beautiful filmmaker?
03:17Oh, Jean-Claude!
03:20To make up for my errand detector,
03:23Permit me to show you all the sights around town we're filming!
03:27And then, we can screen them later over dinner!
03:30On my yacht!
03:33Your yacht?
03:36Why, yes! They can do!
03:39Oh, my!
03:41Well, I would like to see the sights!
03:44Hector, you're in charge!
03:46Make sure nothing happens to our dear little Tweety Bird!
03:50Who says the French aren't friendly?
03:52Oh, well!
03:53Think I'll go back to the hotel and hang out at the pool!
03:57Oh!
03:58Putty Dog washed his head out of that one!
04:12Oh!
04:13Oh!
04:14Oh!
04:15Oh!
04:16Oh!
04:17Oh!
04:18Oh!
04:19Oh!
04:20Oh!
04:21Oh!
04:22Oh!
04:23Oh!
04:24Oh!
04:25Oh!
04:26Oh!
04:27Oh!
04:28Oh!
04:29Who cares!
04:30But this Bird!
04:31I must have him for my next spectacular, raging bird!
04:37He's perfect!
04:38I always taught I had a face that only 30 million people could love.
04:42PYS-
04:45You just need to gain weight for the role.
04:47You know, put some meat on those hollow bones.
04:51I've been sick.
04:53Say, I think there might be a part of my flick for you, too.
04:57As the down-on-us-luck, slobbering brother-in-law.
05:03Only, you'll have to lose a little weight.
05:08Um, tell you what.
05:09Let's kill two birds with one stone, so to speak.
05:13You paddle us out to my yacht, and you can be lunch.
05:17Uh, I mean, do lunch.
05:20Roll, roll, roll my boat gently out to sea.
05:23One fat bird is all I need for canary frit to sea.
05:28Ah, here we are.
05:31My yacht.
05:40My public awaits.
05:42Swing on the club.
05:43Which way to the kitchen?
05:45Uh, well, this way?
05:49No, no, sorry.
05:50I mean, um, this way.
05:52Come along, Porky.
05:54Now, where did I put that kitchen?
06:04Oh.
06:08That's what I like about my ship.
06:11Plenty of storage space.
06:14I mean, uh, the last stop on our tour of the kitchen.
06:29Crepe souzette, creme brulee, and cheese souffle.
06:35And here's a scrawny little bone for you.
06:41Urr, fat.
06:42I could just eat this food.
06:52But, hey, what fun would that be?
07:07Through the beak, and past the gums.
07:10Look out, stomach.
07:11Here it comes.
07:12I think I'm getting full.
07:15Oh, come on, now.
07:16There's always room for this stuff.
07:23Tosh, I'm stuffed, Mr. Dolefish.
07:25Am I ready for my wall yet?
07:28Yeah.
07:30Your sesame seed roll.
07:33Uh-oh, it's the big old putty tag.
07:35Oh!
07:52Come back here, you saturated fat beast.
07:55Whoa!
07:56Whoa!
08:00Whoa!
08:01That putty will never find me up here.
08:12Now, where does that walking advertisement for Slim Quick disappear to?
08:17Ah!
08:23Ah-ha!
08:24This must be the pooped deck.
08:47Help!
08:48Help!
08:48Help!
08:49Help!
08:49I just need to powder my nose.
09:00Oh, goodness.
09:02I shouldn't have had all those cappuccinos.
09:08You wouldn't wallop a guy with designer glasses, now, would you?
09:12Oh!
09:17Ram, Claude, there's film in your bathtub.
09:21I must talk to the maid about that.
09:25Property of James Caan Film Festival.
09:30You stole these films.
09:32Oui. I wanted to host the very first floating film festival here aboard my yacht.
09:37And I wanted your little shorts to add to my collection.
09:41My little shorts?
09:43Your sightseeing film shorts.
09:45A famous filmmaker like yourself would have made a worthy addition to my festival.
09:50But I'm no famous filmmaker. I'm a famous detective.
09:54Why, you're nothing but a James Carman.
09:57What are you going to do?
10:00Arrest me?
10:03Eat him off of me!
10:05My goodness, sweetie. I'd better start buying you low-fat birdseed.
10:11Oh well. Too much for being a Hollywood heavyweight.
