00:00This is the city, San Francisco, home of Chinatown Trolley Cars and me, Sam Spade, famous film noir detective and notary public.
00:13I'm honing my skills for the Venezuelan Tiddlywinks competition. Lucky for me, it's a slow week here.
00:20Sam, I've got to see you right away! It's urgent!
00:25Spade, we're coming for you.
00:27Mr. Spade, I have an offer for you that you can't refuse.
00:32Ah, they can wait.
00:40Uh, Sam Spade, I understand you need a temp detective while you're at that Tiddlywinks contest.
00:47Well, I'm your man, woman, Granny.
00:51Granny.
00:58Whenever there's a crime or trouble that no one can solve at all it seems, that's when they come and on the double, Sylvester and Tweety mysteries.
01:08It might be day or night whenever conditions are right for them to flee.
01:14Somehow it all still fits together, Sylvester and Tweety mysteries.
01:19If there's a cool move, an old house with rotten stairs.
01:22Just walk around you.
01:26Champ of War will be fed.
01:28So may I leave the darn canary?
01:31And then I'll be happy if three.
01:34But Hector thinks you should be wary.
01:37Sylvester and Tweety mysteries.
01:39The chase goes on with each new mission.
01:42With backdrops of plenty, no belief.
01:43And threw it all there in contention, Sylvester and Tweety.
01:48And Scorpies.
01:50San Francisco, the place Tony Bennett weft his heart.
02:06I got a hankering for a little canary heart myself.
02:12I knew we should have sprung for business class.
02:37Wheeee!
02:38Wheeee!
02:39Wheeee!
02:42A-ha!
02:43A-ha!
02:45Oof!
02:46Oof!
02:59Oof!
03:01Oof!
03:03Oof!
03:04Oof!
03:05Oof!
03:06Oof!
03:07Oof!
03:11Honestly, boys, you shouldn't shed on people's bags.
03:20Really now, I know all about Film Knower, but this is overdoing it.
03:24Oof!
03:25Oof!
03:26Oof!
03:28Oof!
03:29Oof!
03:30Oof!
03:31Oof!
03:32Oof!
03:33And I thought notary publics were neat!
03:35Well, if I'm going to cover Sam's cases, I'd better straighten up.
03:40Oof!
03:41Oof!
03:42Oof!
03:43Oof!
03:44Oof!
03:45Pshh!
04:01Bad kitty!
04:02Now you go down there and bring that Tweety!
04:11Over the lips and past the gums!
04:13Look out, stomach! Here it comes!
04:23Phew! Talk about Deus Ex Machina!
04:37Sam! My darling! You must help me!
04:39I... I believe you've mistaken me for someone else!
04:45Oops! Sorry! I'm Miss, uh, Smith. Uh, Chad's acquaintance of Mr. Spade.
04:51Oh! I'm Granny! I'm filling in for Sam while he's out of town! Can I help?
04:57The reason I'm here is I've lost a most valuable, uh, knick-knack!
05:01That's it! Where did you find that bird?
05:03Why, that's Tweety! I've had him for years!
05:07Oh? He looks surprisingly similar to the one I've, uh, misplaced! Where is he?
05:13Where is he?
05:14Well, actually, I've recently, uh, misplaced him myself!
05:18I see.
05:19I see.
05:36Exact change, please!
05:38Ah!
05:39Ah!
05:40Ah!
05:41Ah!
05:42Ah!
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:53Joel Ferret! What are you doing here?
05:55Not that I ever saw you before in my life!
05:58May I help you, Mr. Ferret?
06:00I'm looking for Mr. Spade. I've, uh, misplaced a rather valuable...
06:05Huh!
06:06That's it!
06:07The Maltese Canary!
06:08Wow!
06:09For a temp, you're really on the case!
06:12The Maltese Canary?
06:19And now, a San Francisco Tweet!
06:22Ooh!
06:23I hate duavity!
06:25Here's the dear Granny.
06:27You'll find my bird, we split the reward!
06:30I thought we were splitting the Canary Cache!
06:33Sit down, Miss Jones!
06:34Miss Jones?
06:35Miss Jones?
06:36You told me your name was Smith!
06:38Well, actually, I'm a hyphenate!
06:40My name is Jingleheimer Schmidt!
06:44Sylvester, any luck finding Tweety?
06:48Tweety!
06:49The bird!
06:56Get your paws off my bird!
06:59It flies!
07:00Do you have any idea how much the Maltese Canary is worth?
07:04Neither do I.
07:05But it's at least a gazillion dollars!
07:07I'll tell you what, I'll go have-zies!
07:09Hold it!
07:10You promised me have-zies!
07:11Hey, there's enough for everyone!
07:13That bird is worthless!
07:14It's the jewels underneath that ugly yellow paint that I'm after!
07:18All I have to do is scrape!
07:21Did somebody say,
07:22Oop!
07:23Squaip!
07:30The dog-eye!
07:31The dog-eye!
07:32The dog-eye!
07:35It's the dog-eye!
07:36You can call me Mr. Greenstreak!
07:38And I believe this bird is mine!
07:41Kindly unhand that canary, sir!
07:43Hey!
07:44Watch the fingers!
07:48Ow!
07:50Got it!
07:55Huh?
07:56Huh?
08:14I'm stuck!
08:15Follow that bird!
08:16I saw him flying here!
08:18He's in here someplace!
08:19Wait a second!
08:20I meant to stay here!
08:21Oh, what's over there?
08:22Wait!
08:23Wait a second!
08:24I'm in charge here!
08:25If anyone can find Tweety, you can, Kitty!
08:28I'll stall these clouds till you get back!
08:31My dear lady, don't open that window!
08:33The bird might get out!
08:35When a cat's got to go, a cat's got to go!
08:44Anyone care for some tea?
08:47I can't see a thing in this ponderous pea soup!
08:50P-p-p-precipitation!
08:52Tonight's dessert is canary custard!
08:53Ooh!
08:54Look!
08:55Giri Diri Square!
08:56Oh, look!
08:57The Trans-America Tower!
08:58Fisherman's Wharf!
08:59A-ha!
09:00A-ha!
09:01Oh, look!
09:02The Trans-America Tower!
09:03Fisherman's Wharf!
09:04A-ha!
09:05A-ha!
09:06A-ha!
09:07Oh, look, family!
09:08Here's a logo!
09:09Take our picture, mister!
09:10Cheese!
09:11Cheese!
09:12Cheese!
09:13Cheese!
09:14Cheese!
09:15Cheese!
09:16Cheese!
09:17Oh, look, family!
09:18Here's a logo!
09:19Take our picture, mister!
09:20Cheese!
09:21Cheese!
09:22Oh, look, family! Here's a logo! Take our picture, mister!
09:30Cheese!
09:53Don't worry, putties always wind on their feet.
09:57Usually.
10:05No cats allowed on Alcatraz.
10:14That Charles de Gaulle was some party animal.
10:22Huh? I see. Shouldn't someone be out looking for the canary?
10:31Not yet. You haven't seen my Jersey Shore slides of Boutros Boutros Galley.
10:45I'm getting too old for this.
10:47Give me a P! Give me a U! Give me a D! D! Y!
10:57Well now, how about a little Pearl Jam?
11:00Stop it! Stop it! Let me out of here!
11:04We can't get out! The fat guy's blocking the door!
11:07That's Dough Guy, miss whatever your name is.
11:10And have you considered using the fire escape?
11:18Let me try the Jaws of Dough.
11:21Run!
11:29Hmm, Paloma. That means pigeon.
11:32Surely a fellow-feathered friend would offer refuge to a brother.
11:34Huh? Huh? That sweetie!
11:37I gotcha now, you insidious sniveling songbird!
11:40I suppose you find my tail amusing, huh, pussycat?
11:44Your tail? Whoops!
11:47You see, I was looking for a canary.
11:48What are you, the exterminator?
11:49Well, I can't have canaries in a fog factory. They gum up the works! Tourists need fog!
11:54Hey, expect it! Hey, you listening?
11:56I suppose you find my tail amusing, huh, pussycat?
11:58I suppose you find my tail amusing, huh, pussycat?
11:59Your tail? Whoops!
12:01You see, I was looking for a canary.
12:04What are you, the exterminator?
12:08I can't have canaries in a fog factory. They gum up the works!
12:12Tourists need fog!
12:14Hey, expect it! Hey, you listening?
12:15You listening?
12:33Oh, now, look what you've done!
12:39Ha!
12:40I guess you're the one who's done!
12:43Oh!
12:44Oh!
12:46No, not at all!
12:49Oh!
12:51Oh!
12:53Oh!
12:57Oh!
13:02Oh...
13:04Ah!
13:05Oh!
13:06Oh, oh, oh!
13:08Oh, oh!
13:09Oh, my God.
13:39Oh, my God.
14:09Let's go.
14:39Ah! Yes!
14:57Now what? I never got this far before.
15:01Lose my job for me, will you?
15:05No! No!
15:07Oh, come now.
15:09If you don't lose that spare tire, we'll have to make another door.
15:18Goodness, Sylvester, what took you so long?
15:26Give me the bird.
15:29He's got the bird!
15:31It's mine!
15:32Give it to me!
15:34Give it to me!
15:35Unwrap it for heaven's sake!
15:37Don't worry, Tweety, you're safe here.
15:39I'd like a second opinion.
15:41Will someone please tell me why you're so anxious to get my bird?
15:47Ah, the legend of the Maltese Canary.
15:50I'd read it verbatim, but my set of encyclopedias is in my back pocket, and my hands are in the front room.
15:54Tumpting tells me we're not reading the bridges of Madison County.
15:58In 1539, Lord Viscera, the knight presented the king of Malta with a jeweled canary to replace the live one, his cat, er, misplaced.
16:11Tumpting tells me we're not reading the bridges of Madison County.
16:16In 1539, Lord Viscera, the knight, presented the king of Malta with a jeweled canary to replace the live one, his cat, er, misplaced.
16:24The bird remained in Malta until the 1800s, when the castle's treasure got stolen by pirates.
16:37The bird was, er, misplaced, except for a few undocumented garage sales.
16:49It was not seen again until the early 50s.
16:52And now it's time to play You Bet You Bird.
16:55Say the secret word and you win.
16:56And today's secret word is...
16:58Big passion.
17:00The show was cancelled shortly thereafter, and the bird never seen again, until now.
17:08I've devoted my life to finding that bird.
17:11And eating.
17:12I heard that.
17:14What makes you think it's the same bird?
17:16Because there is only one, Maltese canary, and it's mine.
17:20It's mine!
17:21I found it first!
17:22I did so too!
17:23Oh, you annoying little man!
17:25I just remembered my order to dance this appointment.
17:29Let's get away!
17:32Don't let him get away!
17:34Only one Maltese canary, you say?
17:40And they're having a sail!
17:46It's here!
17:47I know it is!
17:53There they are, officers!
17:55They may be criminals, but you gotta admire their taste in art.
18:11Sorry to startle you, sweetheart, but this is the only way in.
18:15There's a fat guy blocking the door.
18:17That's new guy!
18:17He was just leaving.
18:23How was the championship?
18:26Beautiful, sweetheart.
18:27I won again.
18:29Isn't that lovely?
18:33Okay, officers, let her rip!
18:36This is the stuff dreams are made of.
18:52That bird is out there somewhere.
18:54I'm going to find it if it's the last thing I...
18:56Hey, isn't that...
19:00Suffer and fulgulate!
19:04He was a big...
19:05Somebody had to take the fall, sweetheart!
19:12I'm not!
19:13I'm not!
