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00:00Tonight, we're going to visit the family cafe.
00:04Hopefully Jenny doesn't use her toilet water in the cafe.
00:07Luke brought back a puppy to win his woman back.
00:10Manon thought the goat farm was super wack.
00:13Chloe stays spying, and Manon keeps crying.
00:15Greta and Mrs. are giddy, and damn, Dylan's pretty.
00:18One of these couples.
00:19Come in!
00:29Sorry, I didn't mean to say damn.
00:31Thanks for calling me out.
00:37So lovely, excited to go camping?
00:39I know nothing about camping, but I'm sure you show me.
00:44I'm not a big camper guy.
00:46I just don't like sleeping with snakes.
00:48I'm sure you slept with a few snakes in your life.
00:51What happens if a bear comes?
00:52What are you going to do?
00:53Kill the bear and make me out of it.
00:55You got a tiny pocket knife like this.
00:59You don't even own a pocket knife.
01:01I used to call Matthew all the time.
01:03I used to flirt with him more.
01:05I used to send him nudes a lot.
01:07Are you a closet free, or you're a cat lady?
01:09No, I'm the opposite.
01:11I talk a big game, and then I get there,
01:12and then it's all nothing but dead fish,
01:14as far as the eye can see.
01:16That's something we never did.
01:18Because we have internet, she lose connection.
01:20And if she ain't talking about that connection,
01:23she ain't talking about internet.
01:24I had made a joke one time to Manon.
01:29For money, I could always just dress up as a mind.
01:32Put a hat in front of me, and people can pay me
01:35for my minding skills.
01:36What's happening to you in this box?
01:38What is that?
01:43It's me climbing out of the box.
01:45Man, you whack.
01:48You don't even know how to do it.
01:49I didn't go.
01:50You like this.
01:51You don't do all of that.
01:52This ain't a Broadway play.
01:54This ain't a Broadway play.
02:01Yo, Jamal, my tall glass of chocolate milk.
02:03Where's my drink?
02:04Here you go, bro.
02:05Sorry.
02:05Dude, how you doing, man?
02:06Good, man.
02:07Cheers, bro.
02:07It's been a while, man.
02:08Cheers.
02:09Dude, it's been so long.
02:10How's your mom?
02:11I haven't seen her in a while.
02:12She's doing good, man.
02:13Thanks for asking.
02:14Tell her I said hi.
02:16I will.
02:17I will.
02:17And I'm glad we're friends again.
02:19Small steps.
02:20Baby steps.
02:21Baby, baby steps.
02:22See, sometimes you just go too far.
02:24Oh, all the time.
02:26Take it one step at a time.
02:28Tim, where are you?
02:30I'm coming.
02:31Coming, coming, coming.
02:32Oh, I thought you might be bringing Tiffany.
02:35Oh, would you like me to invite her?
02:36I mean, I'm just saying I wasn't invited
02:38when you went and hung out with her.
02:39Well, you're busy with your man.
02:41I was not.
02:42I was just in Europe getting engaged.
02:44Now I'm back home, and this is our thing.
02:46Uh-huh.
02:46Stop trying to replace me.
02:47Well, speaking of, the show's been great.
02:50Yeah.
02:50I'm excited about Luke and Madeline.
02:52Of course you are.
02:53Yep.
02:54You know, I love me some Colombians.
02:56Sometimes she sounds just like Jennifer to me.
02:58Well, you know, hopefully she is.
02:59And I can't unsee that.
03:00Yeah.
03:01You just ruined it for me.
03:02Thanks.
03:04I heard Colvin down here.
03:06He's been practicing some beatbox and stuff like that.
03:08We used to do beatbox when we'd take shower, like .
03:11Who?
03:12Me and Colvin.
03:13I've never heard you beatbox with Colvin.
03:14You've never.
03:15Let me hear your beatbox.
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03:22I'm giving you so many beats so many times.
03:24I know, but like, you're kind of like offbeat.
03:26Colvin was like actually on the beat.
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03:30Annie, let's go.
03:31The show's on.
03:32Let's go.
03:33Oh, boy.
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03:36Coming in my bed, rolling around.
03:38This ain't the playground, and why do you have that in your hair?
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04:43She don't look happy in that picture.
04:46Salut!
04:47Hey!
04:48Je m'appelle Anthony.
04:50Oh my gosh, why is he walking up to this mime right now?
04:54See, first of all, that's not a real mime because mimes don't talk.
04:58Mimes like this.
05:04Enchanté, Anthony.
05:06C'est vous qui m'avez contacté?
05:08Yes.
05:09On y va?
05:10C'est parti.
05:11Allez!
05:12Oh, look at it.
05:13Miss French has gotten so much better.
05:15No.
05:16No.
05:17For money.
05:18This is his new career choice.
05:19I don't think this is what she meant.
05:20What was better if Chloe came home mime or underwater basket weaver?
05:24Underwater basket weaver.
05:25Okay.
05:28Like a flyer.
05:30What is happening?
05:31That is not mime.
05:33It is.
05:34That is walking in slow motion.
05:35No, but that's like you're supposed to be trying to walk the tightrope.
05:38Let's see you on a tightrope.
05:40That ain't not bad.
05:42Just don't move.
05:44Whoa.
05:45I bet you have great balance.
05:47You look like a balanced guy.
05:48I do.
05:49You look like a superhero who can't land.
05:50Oh.
05:51That doesn't look.
05:52Well, that's what he did.
05:53No.
05:54I'm flying like a butterfly.
05:55What about?
05:56Now I can't remember what I'm doing.
05:57Pretend you're making a pancake.
05:58Go.
05:59That is how.
06:00No.
06:01Let me show you how to make a pancake in a mime.
06:02Okay.
06:03Okay.
06:04I had made a joke once a week ago.
06:05All right.
06:06I'm not saying that you're making a pancake.
06:07That doesn't look.
06:08That doesn't look.
06:09Well, that's what he did.
06:10No.
06:11I'm flying like a butterfly.
06:12What about?
06:13Now I can't remember what I'm doing.
06:14Pretend you're making a pancake.
06:15Go.
06:18That is how.
06:19No.
06:20Let me show you how to make a pancake in a mime.
06:22I had made a joke one time to Manon when we had decided to move here that for money I could
06:38always just dress up as a mime put a hat in front of me and people can pay me for my might mean
06:43skills and it's just kind of been this running joke between us yes oh I like the box all right
06:50and let me in dude you're gonna open the door
07:00what's happening to you this box
07:07and you whack you don't even know how to do it I didn't like this you don't do all of that this
07:13ain't this ain't a Broadway play
07:15it's me climbing out of the box I know that Manon and Ben are coming any second for what she thinks is a
07:29walk here we go this is what you are doing this was you want this is what you're not going to French
07:37class you are miming it's hard this is a complete turn-off
08:07to call in the street okay she does not like it I told you she was not gonna like it I didn't think
08:13she was gonna like it did you I don't think she likes anything you say anything's worse than the
08:17farm I think this could be worse than the farm this is in public Anthony what the heck what are you
08:22doing this what is wrong with you oh it's a little fun a little fun yeah you're so serious all the time
08:28I'm just trying to have a little fun while trying to be like a little romantic and show you that I love
08:32you that ain't romantic bro that ain't romantic Anthony she should at least you know acknowledge
08:39the fact that he did something just to impress her exactly like what like I feel like they don't know
08:44each other like you know me where is some what is something romantic you would do for me in France
08:49if we were there good a nice dinner restaurant flowers and chocolate champagne what about me I mean
08:55I just really have to have sex with you anywhere I need to be like wow
08:58you did again something that you liked that you know that is not my style and not my vibe
09:06you do that in public and and then I look like the crazy and grateful bitch you know I don't like
09:13these type of things I feel like he just doesn't know his wife that well like he obviously keeps trying
09:20to do things and he's like oh she's gonna love it she's gonna love it and it's like bro she doesn't
09:24love anything you're doing I feel like he just doesn't think well most men don't most men don't
09:30he is showing a great example I think me included no I don't think I think one of every two thing so
09:37there's two men in the room well men definitely think with their with their wiener see that's you
09:43I'm you I that's absolutely me okay where are we now it looks like the Pacific Northwest the tree
09:51of woe it's French the same thing that ain't French that's that's down under I knew it was that and
09:58down under but yeah and Dylan in the out back so I love you excited to go camping I know nothing
10:11about camping but I'm sure you show me oh camping I keep telling you I want to go camping I just
10:19don't want to sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag and then we have to go fish we have to catch our
10:22own food yeah and what happens if a bear comes what are you gonna do kill the bearing make meat out of
10:28it do you actually think you could kill a bear in the woods of course maybe like a little black
10:32bear you got a tiny pocket knife like you don't even own a pocket knife I'm not a big camper guy
10:41you prefer to stay inside yeah I need my TV and my air conditioning I just don't like sleeping with
10:46snakes and there's some dangerous spiders here too by the way I'm sure you slept with a few snakes in
10:51your life I have I would admit that but T is a big city girl and you know she doesn't like
10:57camping but maybe once she actually tries it she's never tried it maybe she'll love it but
11:02that means she got to stay in a damn forest man what is the bathroom you just you just pick a bush
11:08I wanna go by myself I'd be like look you go you go you go straight down two trees and make a left
11:14first bush on the left no thank you I don't camp in there you know they have like glamping tents for
11:21that if you want to have like a romantic like night under the stars you can still have electricity
11:24yeah he's not glamping though she would glamp and she's gonna be here in Tassie she needs to get
11:33into the culture and the lifestyle of Tasmania how I love he calls it Tassie is the Tasmanian devil
11:40real shut up no I'm serious oh the actual animal yes it's real oh yeah I you honestly give Tasmanian
11:50devil vibes you are the Tasmanian devil you see it too I want to see you spin around you're a penguin
11:57I'm a because I'm black and white oh my god good one oh yes good job it's gonna get dark soon let's
12:07just pull up some chairs and make some last marshmallows some marshmallows I think that's what
12:12he said you like Australian accents you oh I do love roasting marshmallow but not without the
12:19chocolate I don't ever want just the marshmallow by itself
12:21is that a rat it's a rat what is that a wallaby I don't know something that if you walk outside in
12:35the middle of the night to take a piss and saw that it would probably look like a giant rat
12:38oh that's cute I ate kangaroo in Australia dude I ate kangaroo in Germany it was gamey yes it's like
12:55deer it's like deer meat oh my god venison yuck I felt bad though I thought of that movie with the
13:00talking kangaroo oh man I still hate it that's mom okay always mom I'm shocked they get sell out
13:11there hi mom hi how you going good how are you I'm good where are you now camping with Patia yeah why
13:19are you on the phone she's already got the arms crossed the first time she calls she's like oh can
13:26she's just not like call when we're like trying to do stuff you want to call her back and tell her
13:30no it seems like you're not going to tell her she calls every day I want to call my kid yeah you're
13:37gonna have a mama's boy yeah Debbie and Cole I feel like her and the mom just are in each of their heads
13:45they're like fighting for Dylan but it shouldn't be a competition although I speak of that like I don't
13:52know because my kids are little kids when they start dating I shouldn't have to choose between my mom
14:00and my partner if Patia can't move past this I don't know how our relationship will work I think
14:10the mom calling too much too because if she know he's with Patia like he's on space I want to see how
14:16much you caught Elio when he get older you're gonna be so far up his behind I don't want to be
14:22later yes you are you're gonna be like a a budget flying over him like this just wait swoop down oh
14:29oh you okay you okay we went and fed apples to some hogs yesterday and I got bit by a pig I got
14:41it by wildcat one time and I freaked out because it died then yes and you thought you did you thought
14:48you had rabies I had rabies yeah why do I have this string wrong because Chloe was playing this thing
14:57it's called the hot dog game oh oh my god ew ew ew you put it in my hair ew stop that is not how the hot
15:04hot dog game works okay well then talk faster well you take the hot dog and you tie it to the string
15:10okay tie it to the string yeah and then you have to dip the string with the hot dog into the little
15:15paper towel roll holder my hot dog is swinging so much now you have to squat and get it in the hole
15:23stop you're trying to sabotage me food you're making mine swing like a pendulum oh wait oh god
15:35I got it I got it I got it I got it why can I not get okay okay it's like ice fishing
15:44exactly like ice fishing that's why I knew you'd like it but wait a minute
15:49ow you hit me in my eyeball with that trying to hot dog me in the face you that just shoved my
16:00contact into my hubris what do you call that orange bird that's a flamingo so at the San Diego Zoo
16:12they stink they smell so bad what up and they stand on one leg yes and they're annoying
16:18oh Chloe and Johnny in the cell in the back earlier today I told my mom about Jonathan's cheating and
16:30now she wants to have some one-on-one time with Jonathan Johnny about to get the 50 50 the third
16:36degree she'll never you know take Johnny's side over her daughter she's always gonna side with her
16:42daughter so as you should except dad always takes your side so it's kind of annoying learning that
16:50Johnny cheated on my daughter has changed a lot of things if it was up to me I would bring my daughter
16:56home with me her mom is a little milf isn't she the mom's kind of hot honestly I think you and her
17:02would hit it off very well really from what I've seen I think you two would be great together you
17:07should contact her can you get me her phone number I don't why what makes you think I have it because
17:12you know everybody you know I'm glad we had this time alone I do have concerns in regards to an
17:19infidelity in Miami with some girl oh wow look at this the face of denial come on I cannot make it
17:32real quick duct tape back of the car here we go that happened way in the beginning we weren't even
17:38you know like we weren't serious we didn't agree to commit to each other at that time look at those
17:44cold piercing I don't believe you eyes I feel like that's like a reasonable explanation yeah for
17:49sure if you're not exclusive yet that's not the same as cheating once you're exclusive yeah a lot
17:55of men do that they say oh it was like we was finished in that time we was man like that's the
18:00escape for being a cheater if you were to tell me right now I need space right and you want you want
18:06me to move on I moved out is that considered we still together or we broke up we broke up but you can't
18:12be cheated for a less a year that's bull you both really need to sit down together and have a
18:22conversation to make sure that this is truly like what Chloe wants what you want whether it's together
18:31or separately Johnny out there sweating bullets he ready to jump in the water swim away I know your
18:38daughter's like what 35 or something 36 would you let her move to Aruba with the pirate would you go
18:45see him what if he was like Johnny oh dude I would be all over him yeah yeah nobody messes with my
18:51daughter I feel that wait till you have a daughter man you'll know what I'm you'll know what it's like
18:55I don't even know what your daughter looks like oh she's hot
18:58man they still make phone booth oh where are we that looks like a European dog we're with Greta
19:12oh no they're sitting apart because she doesn't want kids and he's like I'll have to have three kids
19:17yesterday I told Matthew that I am unsure about having kids so I sent out an SOS to the wives chat
19:27because I am completely spiraling about my relationship who's she calling my friend how's
19:33the cat how's my cat what if you were like madly in love with me and then I was like yeah I want
19:39kids and then we got married and I was like oh guess what I don't want kids
19:42and do us what no way you're lucky you knocked me up first
19:48duct tape on your finger yeah we went and fed apples to some um hogs yesterday and I got bit by a pig
20:00what can you get rabies like that I've been bit I've been kicked I've been bucked off I've been
20:06dragged you got attacked by the rooster one time didn't you yeah the rooster just because he's a king
20:11king of the coop had all them bitches I got bit by a wild cat one time and I freaked out because
20:17it died the next day oh my god yes and you thought you did you thought you had rabies I thought I had
20:22rabies yeah while we were picking apples I brought up the fact that I've been really on the fence about
20:29having children and I was like I think that you'd be an amazing father and I don't want you to resent me
20:39her eyes got real wide because she was like he will resent you why are you going to tell that man
20:45he'll be a great father he'll be this he'll be that but you don't want to give him no kids
20:49that's just setting them up for failure yeah she want to get her cut I can see like what a good
20:55person he is and like what a great husband he would be like an amazing husband but for the past six
21:02months we did not feel very connected I think she wants out of this relationship this is what
21:07I'm gathering she's homesick she misses her cat she doesn't really like him enough to move her whole
21:13life which but at least she tried and you got to give her some applause for that for sure I used to call
21:19Matthew all the time I used to flirt with him more I used to send him nudes a lot this girl sent nudes
21:26this is the girl who said that the bedroom being so close to his parents wasn't going to be good for
21:31the type of stuff she likes what kind of stuff you think she likes I think she's a closet freak
21:36oh yeah are you a closet freak you're a cat lady no I'm the opposite I'm more bark than bite
21:41I talk a big game and then I get there and then it's all nothing but dead fish as far as the eye can
21:47see that's something we never did because we have internet she lose connection and she ain't talking
21:54about that connection she ain't talking about that connection she ain't talking about internet
21:59whenever I first saw him at the train station it was like really great to see him but I didn't feel
22:09like you know that spark probably because he told her she smelled well she probably did but that is
22:18something you keep to yourself I would have told you you smelled when we were a couple and look how it
22:22worked out for you I mean I'm just saying I really love Matthew but I'm worried that we might not be
22:30compatible anymore and I truly just like don't know what to do right now poor guy well he doesn't
22:39even know that's what I'm saying poor guy when your relationship is broken like they lose connection
22:45like create that much they do have to start the connection by having a lot of sex yeah that's true
22:50too it'll help bounce back every day and get the connections
22:54just consider it right now first class ticket home she really tried to get it though too I'm saying
23:03first class I mean even I'm like yeah I might go home first class here we go I got drinks
23:10cute that's right it's called apple cider margarita baby aka the round and brown Annie aka the turd water
23:21when you get that water from toilet I call this my accent water because once I drink it I can talk
23:28with a different accent he made accent for the season you know this is a great drink mate for us all
23:34but then again we want to talk like a little English there you took a little bit of rubbish now
23:46and you talk a little louder and a little stronger back with a little back there in London
23:50you know the show coming back home hold up I need back that Brooklyn accent
23:53okay back with the New York accent baby that's that annoying one yeah let's go
24:04oh we must be back in Aruba Johnny and Chloe have you ever been to Aruba no maybe we'll go for the
24:14honeymoon I really want to go to the Caribbean Chloe Johnny you guys ready I'm all packed I have
24:20to make my flight uh-oh Michelle's out of here damn the bank account is leaving damn you better kiss
24:27mommy ass we need a couple of Benjis Chloe needs to come clean Chloe needs to get things straight
24:33if you're gonna rat on your your boyfriend you gotta rat on yourself wow look that's wise Ed
24:38they're both like bumping uglies facts all right so you know what's in here my credit cards you know
24:47what I can do with those credit cards right now buy you a ticket home what do you think I don't think
24:50Chloe's going with mom there's no way mommy trying to blackmail come home and I'll give you money
24:55no just consider it right now first class ticket home her mom is still trying to get her to leave
25:03she really tried to get her though she was saying first class I mean even I'm like yeah I might go
25:08home first class have you ever flown first class no the closest we got is when we flew back from
25:15Cameron remember oh yeah we flew right below right behind first class which was like what premium plus
25:22or something I don't know you still like got the menu for dinner they set your tray for all your meals
25:28complimentary champagne oh it was so nice I think Chloe feels comfortable in her own mind but I think
25:39when she feels the difference between having my financial support and not a little bit of reality
25:45is going to settle in but it doesn't matter because she's 23 years old that's when you're supposed to
25:50make dumb decisions with your life lucky for you when you were 23 you made a great decision
25:56uh-huh by spending the next seven years with me yep sure did she should be able to still be able to
26:03support her even though she is far away I'm sorry is she 12 she's not 12 but if I mean she's been
26:10supporting my adult child was with someone I didn't like I'd be like okay I'm not supporting this
26:15relationship go ahead so Johnny thank you so much all right thank you take care of my daughter
26:21oh I'm gonna have the whole mass holes from Massachusetts come down and rip you a new one
26:29hey at least they hug hey that's a butt out hug though
26:32I made Chloe cry when I went up for her sorority bid day oh yeah because I was crying and then she
26:48was like if you're crying I'm gonna cry and then we both just sobbed on the sidewalk Chloe lives an hour
26:52away he's gone bye Michelle peace out it's like my father always asked me where I go home I know
27:07that I can like you take me that's right I did take you I came I saw and I conquered your ass that's
27:13why you're here now but you are sad sad ain't I throw a party when you're here I'm not like the
27:25other men I'm a good person I'm a good guy oh how many times have you said that Ed uh too many times
27:31I think I said it yesterday oh no way all right babe I saw this game on the internet where I throw my
27:40cup behind you have to catch up with that cup only that cup don't use your other hand okay
27:45almost oh you ready I'm ready throw it nice though that was not nice that was right at my head
28:00that was a better throw look it's still there
28:06wow way closer than when you threw it on the other side of the room
28:13you turkey oh that was almost
28:16hot I'm done that's it that's it baby that's it that's it put on some deodorant
28:26okay do you think we're in Colombia now are we in India I think those are Indian cars I want to
28:34see how the store is going I don't think they have those in Colombia we are in Colombia well maybe
28:40that's a city I ain't been to oh yeah I was there once oh and Matt Madeline Luke she always angry
28:49and he always getting he's a punching bag he bought that little dog is still getting abused
28:54the wedding is this weekend and we don't make each other happy what are we doing here you should
29:00tell yourself that instead of trying to Baja things what kind of hotel is that they're like in a in a
29:06bubble I don't know it must be cold though look at those jackets oh nice jacket you didn't it's your
29:12jacket I have 17 that's your exact same jacket I have that is your Chinese dropship jacket that you
29:20love to wear it seems like every day I've been here since I've arrived all we've done is fight
29:25and bicker and it's alarming to me because if it's any indication of what this marriage is going to be like
29:33we're going to have big problems that's a big thing to admit to each other that you don't make each other
29:38happy that was a point of being what's the point of being together she's kind of cute
29:42dude she's beautiful she's just a little cuckoo oh for cramp you got a cramp I got a cramp in my foot
29:49no what do I do rub my foot no yeah that does sound weird all I really want is just
29:57some appreciation why does this sound like you literally watching him this entire season I'm like
30:04oh my god it's Tim well I think all men like to feel appreciated when they sure do things we'll
30:09appreciate you for the we asked for don't do we didn't ask for and then be like well appreciate
30:13me boy she asked you to pay for a wedding she just wanted a helicopter is that too much to ask I think
30:18not you gave me on a top hat and some goddamn dubs I still give you for that okay I didn't ask for
30:24no Apache sometimes like I have like a little doubt in my mind about whether or not
30:34I'm the right person for you yeah don't get married do not get married is she crying yeah
30:43she realized she couldn't win the fight ah that's what y'all do you have taught me this you're like
30:48when you're angry I can't hear you but when you're crying I feel badly that you're crying and then I
30:53want to make it stop so once I like hit that wall and I'm like oh I'm not gonna win this argument
30:57on my debating prowess alone then you switch and then you're just like oh he needs to stop
31:04throwing that the money in her face and throwing money away yes the dog the dog she did not need
31:10that dog right now facts clock it do you know what that is no it's what the generation's using now
31:17like basically this means that's the factual statement I agree with okay but in the community
31:21say clock it clock it I need to recognize I am so difficult person a more difficult person
31:36to make happy thank you you recognize you are a difficult girl exacto mundo she's acknowledging
31:45she's the problem so stop blaming him stop doing everything and nitpick and say you sorry
31:51and own your why women never say they sorry I'm not like the other men I'm a good person I'm a good
32:01guy oh how many times have you said that Ed uh too many times I think I said it yesterday
32:07oh no way let's try with a clean slate not to argue okay okay Annie I hope it all works out
32:18Madeline vented to Luke and I hope she keeps her word fingers crossed I mean they only have a couple
32:24days to the wedding there's nothing like a good breakup and makeup before the wedding right
32:28dude makeup sex is like the best yeah but it's better when you're not alone
32:33I think you're with the right person whenever you're in a relationship that makes you feel like
32:46you can fly and that's not how I'm feeling right now honey you're not a flight attendant
32:50oh I think the mayonnaise is making you more uh philosophical Ed the first thing I remember
32:57watching you in 90 day oh no was the mayonnaise and the hair moment here you go you show me how it's done
33:02oh you're really getting in there oh god you gotta get it in there man oh wow oh man this stinks dude
33:10oh my god I never had this much in my hand at one time so Jamal now we put on our shower caps
33:17how's my hair look can I be honest with you you look like you're 60 years old
33:21hey whoa
33:23here we go back on where we at England literally it looks so poetic there this is a new couple
33:34no they're just random old people being cute oh wow is that you oh that's so up I love old people
33:43Greta and Matthew I don't know if this mayonnaise is working I feel like my head's getting hot
33:50and it smells like but you look good man do I look good I feel like I look like no no you
33:55no you look good you look like a lunch lady I probably in prison
33:58oh no are they not cooked all the way oh oh oh no no no no did you boil them what is happening
34:09I don't think she knows how to cook
34:14I have been feeling shifts in my relationship with Matthew in the past six months
34:19I realized that I started telling him less and less about my life
34:23oh she nuking the potatoes same word come on who does that you home boil it down let me tell you
34:33if you smash it pour some water in there shut it in the microwave it'll soften up
34:37that's not true you're such a liar no I'm serious I'm gonna try that later I'll bet you money
34:42I'm gonna try that later maybe I had to be 10 or 15 minutes in a lot of water but it'll finally get
34:46off I think you're with the right person whenever you're in a relationship that makes you feel like
34:52you can fly and that's not how I'm feeling right now honey you're not a flight attendant
34:59ooh clock it brother I think the mayonnaise is making you more philosophical
35:07how you eat with somebody who you're gonna break up I can do stuff like that just go in the point
35:13you can be all local dealers eat together no oh this is really hard to watch babe yeah I just
35:21really wish you could find a person to fly with
35:23um I made a vegan English shepherd's pie wow this is Matthew's last supper oh my god you remember
35:36that one boyfriend I had who tried to take me out to a really nice dinner to dump me and I was like
35:41yeah and that didn't work for him did not work out super well for him I mean uh to address the
35:49elephant in the room what's for the tears he has no idea what is coming damn she about to kick you
35:56in the crumpets Matthew I'm just like thinking about what she ready to break up with you Matthew
36:02why is he about to cry he knows what's coming he understands now that this is a breakup dinner
36:08I mean I've just never had a breakup dinner you have it's just been thrown at your face and not
36:12served to you on a plate I think you're like one of the greatest people I've ever met
36:17but like I don't really think I'm being very fair to you at all
36:24she's doing that it's not you it's me she's giving him a compliment
36:28then she's gonna stab him in the heart that's a cop-out dude yeah it's
36:33I don't think I love you anymore
36:37not that I don't love you anymore
36:43ouch
36:44damn why cook for me just to break up with me yeah who do that I don't know but she better
36:52wash the dishes because I ain't washing it we over now dude my hair feels like flat yeah like
36:58it's being suffocated dude my curls don't curl anymore yeah I'm on your ass head dude you smell
37:03like a damp mop next time on 988 fiance the other way oh boy next time on oh crepes I love a crepe
37:13next time on here we go yeah what is this I look like a street club hey stripper pole in the
37:22bedroom who doesn't love that I'm I'm in I'm down oh yeah I used to have a stripper pole in my
37:30bedroom when I met you yeah you had a stripper pole in your bedroom yeah I did how long would it take
37:37if we did file the partnership papers that process will take approximately five months
37:43uh-oh who's a lawyer the reality is gonna hit this too hard Jonathan and I definitely would not
37:50survive long distance not not at all damn you better get on that lifeline and call mommy
37:56yeah call you mommy mommy I can't work for seven eight months I need long well just get married then
38:02right marriage sells everything right no maybe I'm making the worst mistake of my life I feel like
38:10I've made the worst mistake of my life dating you getting engaged you moving here we just need to
38:17spend a little bit of time together again I think there's something to explore still oh that's literally
38:24what you would say out of like a romance book we just need to spend a little bit more time together I
38:30yeah
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