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00:00Look, it's the biscuit.
00:07He's my love bunny.
00:08Julian, you know, don't give him too much.
00:11I don't want him to poop on me.
00:13He's potty trained, Mom.
00:14What about give him a little bit of milk
00:16to wash down these treats?
00:18OK.
00:18We can pretend it's his milk martini.
00:21You like that?
00:24Yes, you do.
00:30And here, you will find the bijou of the house.
00:34Look standard.
00:36That's a nice bathroom.
00:38It's bijou.
00:39I don't like the paint in that house.
00:41It's too much color.
00:42I don't know.
00:43It just reminds me of mustard.
00:44Like, everywhere you want to go,
00:45you want a hot dog throughout the house.
00:48And I gave you a ring, and I took it right back.
00:52And I'm sorry for that.
00:56I got goosebumps.
00:58Give her her ring back, or you are just whack.
01:02Woo-hoo!
01:03If I was Batia right now, I'd be down under.
01:06Oh, my god.
01:08You're dirty.
01:09I love it.
01:13Oh, I have to grind the beans.
01:15I don't know how to do that.
01:17That's embarrassing.
01:19Oh, man.
01:20Yo, Jenny, you need to give that man a discount.
01:22You want to hear something nasty?
01:24No, not really.
01:25They call me coffee, because I grind so fine.
01:28Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:35All right, with Thanksgiving coming up,
01:37I think we need a little more decoration, babe.
01:39You've been putting decor up for, like, three weeks now.
01:42I love fall season.
01:43I just, I can't stop.
01:44I try to stop, but I just cannot.
01:46What do you think, Mika?
01:47You smell the pumpkin?
01:49She wants a pumpkin, too.
01:50She does.
01:51She'd like to chew it up.
01:53Ugh.
01:54Ew.
01:54Excuse me.
01:55That went the other way, too.
01:58That's going through the other blanket way.
01:59I'm for sure you'd rather the gas come out this way
02:02than the other way, because that other way ain't too happy.
02:06That's the stinking way.
02:10Gabe, you're wrapped up in a blanket burrito.
02:14We live in Florida.
02:15What's wrong with you?
02:16I'm cold.
02:17You always have the air so cold, it's like 62 degrees.
02:20It's like 90 degrees outside.
02:21Yeah, but it's 62 in here.
02:23Come on, sit up.
02:24Let's go.
02:25You're taking up all the couch.
02:27What did you think about the guy from Tasmania?
02:31Is he hot or what?
02:32Why you ask me if a guy's hot now?
02:35I'll tell you, if Pattia screws up and doesn't pay off her bills,
02:40count me in.
02:42I'm going to take your passport away.
02:43No.
02:44Oh, no.
02:45That passport's already hidden, honey.
02:52Are we in France?
02:54I feel like we're in the, I don't know where we are.
02:56I think we're in Paris.
02:58Oh, I don't think so.
02:59Nope.
03:00Pattia and Dylan, you better be nice to her.
03:02Ooh, starting off old and young.
03:04Dylan and Pattia.
03:06Let's see if they're stripping together.
03:08Those who strip together stay together.
03:09We'll see.
03:11Oh my gosh, I'm so excited for our night out.
03:14She's having a good time.
03:15Yeah, you excited for a night out?
03:17You best hide that credit card, both y'all.
03:20It's been about a week since Pattia arrived in Tasmania.
03:24Oh, is it like an Irish pub or something?
03:26Yep.
03:27And tonight I'm taking her out to one of the best spots in town.
03:31What's the best spot?
03:32That spot don't look that lit.
03:33That spot look regular, man.
03:34That's who put a whack in board.
03:36That's the best y'all can do?
03:38He's got to watch the budget and he knows it.
03:42That girl will go to a five-star hotel and order like a drunken sailor.
03:48What do you think about this place?
03:49Different.
03:50Uh...
03:52It's not that busy.
03:56You're not in Vegas anymore.
03:58Where's the strippers?
04:00Have we ever been to an Irish pub?
04:02I don't think so.
04:03No, not together.
04:04I was in one when I was in college.
04:06Oh.
04:07And I didn't even drink at that time.
04:09You do now.
04:10I don't know.
04:11Yeah.
04:12I like the loud bar because I like to have fun.
04:14I don't want a bar who look like a dead spa.
04:17That's just dead and dead, like a gold spa.
04:19For real, everybody don't want to know your name in this bar.
04:22Oh, nice.
04:24Pattia!
04:25Woo!
04:26How you going?
04:28How long did I see you?
04:31Chris was with Thunder From Down Under.
04:33They were really, really close.
04:35Whoa.
04:36Ooh.
04:37We want to go hang out with Dylan.
04:38She likes him going down under.
04:40Who's this guy?
04:42Mom, stop being so thirsty.
04:43You're like, who's this guy?
04:44I didn't say he was attractive.
04:46Who's that guy?
04:47The tone of your voice was like, who's this guy?
04:49Dylan's my type.
04:50This is to Pattia.
04:52To Pattia.
04:53To Pattia.
04:54To new beginnings.
04:55To her new life in Tasmania, Australia.
04:57Down Under.
04:58I cannot believe I'm here.
04:59Seriously.
05:00Well, you've got to put a ring on that thing now.
05:02Ah-ha.
05:03Yeah.
05:04I'm working on that.
05:05Thank you, Chris.
05:06I'm working on that.
05:07It's been, what, 12 years?
05:0812 years and still no ring?
05:10Damn.
05:11It only took me one day.
05:12Yeah.
05:13You are the fastest guy in the world.
05:15Going together for 12 years, it's like poop or get off the pot.
05:19Excuse me, guys.
05:20I'm just going to go to the restaurant.
05:21OK.
05:22Dylan's had enough.
05:24When all else fails, bail out.
05:27Oh.
05:28Oh.
05:29What is going on over there?
05:32That young lady right there, I've written a song for her.
05:37Oh.
05:38He's so romantic.
05:40Dylan, come see Miss Debbie.
05:42He's taken, Mom.
05:43How romantic.
05:44You're going to serenade me in a bar filled with me
05:48and two of your friends?
05:50He didn't go to the bathroom, that little stinker.
05:53That little stinker, him.
05:56My heart was jumping around like a kangaroo
06:01when I first laid my eyes on you.
06:05Ooh.
06:06Feel my thunder from down under.
06:09Oh, he seemed beautiful though.
06:11Wow.
06:12Now somebody got to go get the drums.
06:13He has a good voice.
06:15I never thought I could fall in love so fast.
06:19Oh, honey.
06:21He's good.
06:22I'm sorry.
06:23I'm sorry.
06:24You never sang to me.
06:26I have sung to you at different times.
06:28You've sung a song that exists in the world, not to me.
06:31To me.
06:32To me.
06:33To me, I want to feel it.
06:35But then I gave you a ring and I took it right back.
06:40And I'm sorry for that.
06:44Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
06:47We out back.
06:48We out back.
06:49We out back.
06:50I feel it.
06:51That's that Tasmanian soul.
06:53Give her her ring back or you are just wack.
06:58Woo-hoo.
06:59Patia.
07:00Don't start crying now at this song, honey.
07:03If I had a lighter, I'd light it.
07:05Oh, honey.
07:08I got goosebumps.
07:10Patia, don't worry.
07:12We gonna clean off that credit.
07:14And don't you forget it.
07:16You're gonna be happy.
07:18But my hair is real smooth.
07:20We gonna make you feel good when that credit is clean.
07:24And your credit score is 1,000.
07:28Oh, yeah.
07:34Oh, my baby, that was so sweet.
07:36Now sell your house and pay my debt.
07:39Sell the house and pay my debt.
07:42If I was Patia right now, I'd be down under.
07:45Oh, my God.
07:46What's up?
07:47This situation, yeah, anyone would be.
07:49You're dirty.
07:50I love it.
07:52Hearing that song tonight makes me want to fight harder for a relationship.
07:55I just hope we don't fall back into our old patterns and break up again.
07:59You need to go and sing me a song and make me happy.
08:02My wife, give me a headache every day.
08:07That's my horrible song.
08:08I'm gonna smack you.
08:09See, I'm gonna smack you.
08:10That's what I'm talking about.
08:11One time, a guy wrote a song about me, by the way.
08:14Was it nice?
08:16It was a diss record.
08:18A diss track?
08:19Actually, because I didn't want to be with him.
08:21He said,
08:22And you was really a stupid bitch cousin.
08:25I was like, oh, my God.
08:26Is this?
08:27This is not the way to win a woman back.
08:30But anyways.
08:37That's French.
08:38France.
08:39Oh, it's got lavender.
08:40It's France.
08:41Parlez-vous Francais, baby.
08:43Bring it on.
08:44Merci beaucoup.
08:45Manon and Anthony.
08:48I'm so excited to see this house.
08:50Like, so freaking excited.
08:52Because it's exactly 100% what I want.
08:58Oh, they're already house hunting.
09:00Well, good.
09:01Hey, I hope that house is nice.
09:03Because when we went home shopping, oh, man.
09:05People would be photoshopping houses like crazy.
09:08Most of the house have poo in the toilet.
09:10I don't know if it's why people go there when they go looking at houses like, ugh.
09:14He's giving Shaggy from Scooby-Doo right now.
09:16No, it's giving Shaggy and Daphne, which Shaggy's a hippie.
09:22Daphne's very bougie, so.
09:24It's this.
09:25I'm not really understanding it.
09:26It's perfect.
09:27But love them.
09:28How much is this one?
09:29It's under our budget.
09:30375.
09:31We have the 25% down for that.
09:35And then it's just wiped out.
09:37Once you buy a house, you expect to eat hot dogs for the next year.
09:41Right now, she's going to be mad because he's poo-pooing it.
09:45Or poo-pooing it.
09:47There's even the option of renting.
09:50No!
09:51It's an option to rent.
09:53She's starting to turn green.
09:54Look, all hell is about to break loose in this car ride.
09:57She knows what she's doing.
09:59You got to listen to your wife.
10:00Yeah, but she ain't been there for 10 years.
10:02Doesn't matter.
10:03You got to listen to her.
10:04I'm from here.
10:05I know what's going on.
10:06We could even, like, buy an apartment if we really wanted to.
10:08We have that money.
10:09I know what!
10:10Oh my lord.
10:11My only one up top.
10:12She's mad already.
10:13Just stop talking.
10:15Just stop talking.
10:16The first warning was this.
10:18Yeah.
10:19The second warning is this.
10:21After that, I can't protect you.
10:22It's going to be like this.
10:23You got to be quiet, sir.
10:24I am not living in an apartment.
10:26I've seen some pretty nice apartments.
10:27Good for you.
10:28Go live there.
10:29Go live in an apartment.
10:30I'll live in a house by myself.
10:31What is going on?
10:33He's busting her bubble.
10:35I am behind Manon big time.
10:38I understand the French people.
10:40They are passionate.
10:42Sometimes you got to know when to throw in the towel.
10:44Throw in the towel!
10:45You're reacting as if I'm, like, saying, we're getting an apartment.
10:48Or we're moving somewhere cheaper.
10:49Because I know you, but you know what?
10:50Yeah.
10:51You know why?
10:52Why?
10:53Because I always end up doing what you want.
10:55I highly doubt that.
10:57I doubt that with everything in me, I could bat my life on it.
11:00That's passion.
11:01She's crying because she's upset and hurt.
11:03It's a tool.
11:04Because you know how many times I've failed for that when somebody starts crying?
11:07But now, I still write a ticket for crying.
11:10I want to buy a house.
11:15That's right.
11:16You know what to settle for less.
11:17Go, my home.
11:18Go.
11:19Go with you again.
11:20I think that he just needs to listen to her.
11:22I think when a woman comes in this strong and confident, she's got a plan, okay?
11:26And you might not be able to see it, but she's got a vision.
11:29You guys just roll with it.
11:30Happy wife.
11:31Happy life.
11:34Cappuccino.
11:35Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
11:37Well, she's showing her butt.
11:39Jenny's showing him my ass.
11:40Yeah.
11:42She's like, you gonna come back again, youngster.
11:45Babe, did you see that video challenge that Joby and Yara posted the other day?
11:48No.
11:49You didn't?
11:50No.
11:51Yeah, it's on their...
11:52I try not to see what Joby's doing.
11:53I've seen enough.
11:54Well, look, here.
11:55That's what they posted.
11:56It's where you have to try and knock off the cup off the head.
11:58Oh.
11:59You wanna try it?
12:00Do I get to knock it off your head?
12:01We can try it either way.
12:02I'm in.
12:03Well, let's go do it.
12:04You wanna try it?
12:05Yeah, let's go.
12:06You got your dunce cap on, but you can't move your head.
12:09I'm not.
12:10I'm just...
12:11I have anxiety.
12:12Okay.
12:13Don't move.
12:14Three, two, one.
12:18Yes!
12:19Whoo!
12:20Good job.
12:21That was good.
12:22That was good.
12:23Thank you for not hitting me.
12:25See, I wouldn't hurt you.
12:26Let's do it again.
12:27One.
12:29Two.
12:31Three.
12:32Oh, shoot.
12:33Oh, sorry.
12:36I'm sorry, babe.
12:37No wonder you didn't play sports.
12:39Uh-oh.
12:40India.
12:41My heroes.
12:42Jenny and Sumit.
12:43Jenny and Sumit.
12:44Oh, they're opening the cafe today.
12:45Look.
12:46Yesterday we were successful in the ceremony.
12:49We already served samplers to a lot of people.
12:50So we are hoping that they were gonna show up again.
12:52Uh-oh.
12:53Grand opening.
12:54Don't use toilet water.
12:55Don't give everything away.
12:56It's time to make money.
12:57You know what, Julian?
12:58I couldn't believe they picked out such a boring name.
12:59You know what I'd have called it?
13:00Oh, you're gonna call it something strange.
13:01Grind so fine.
13:05I don't think they'll work over there.
13:06You want to hear something nasty?
13:07No, not really.
13:08They don't call it something strange.
13:09Grind so fine.
13:11You know what, Julian?
13:12I couldn't believe they picked out such a boring name.
13:16You know what I'd have called it?
13:17Well, you're gonna call it something strange.
13:19Grind so fine.
13:21I don't think they'll work over there.
13:24You want to hear something nasty?
13:26No, not really.
13:27They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
13:30Oh, my God, Mom.
13:35Jenny, you go to your coffee stall.
13:39Hopefully she learned how to make it,
13:42because remember, she was just barely training.
13:44I bet you it tastes like dishwater.
13:48Hopefully not.
13:49I feel like Jenny gonna be taxing me.
13:53She got to recoup that money from yesterday.
13:54The free sample tax.
13:55Everything twice as much.
14:01Excuse me.
14:06Cappuccino.
14:07Oh.
14:08They have a customer.
14:09Does she know how to make a cappuccino?
14:11Well, she's showing her butt.
14:13Jenny's showing him her ass.
14:14Yeah.
14:18She's like, you gonna come back again, youngster?
14:20He's getting a free peepsia.
14:22Then Jenny can call the place the bump and grind.
14:25Oh, my God.
14:26Oh, I have to grind the beans.
14:33I don't know how to do that.
14:35Papa!
14:36Oh, no.
14:37That's the worst.
14:38You don't tell a customer I don't know how to do it.
14:41Girl, you don't think you should have researched it?
14:44Wasn't she the one criticizing everyone?
14:46We need to make money.
14:47You don't know how to work your machine?
14:49I'd be embarrassed for the person.
14:51I'd be like, oh.
14:52You wouldn't walk away.
14:53I'd be frustrated.
14:54Sometimes you, like, slither away.
14:55You're like, oh, I'm right over here.
14:56Boom.
14:57I'm gone.
14:58This is been the key off me.
14:59All right.
15:00You are new, but.
15:04You don't have to.
15:07OK.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10You gotta go somewhere.
15:11You got a flight to catch.
15:13Why you guys doing their trunk last day?
15:15Hold on, hold on.
15:16They doing good their trunk last day.
15:17All fairness, that too advanced for Jenny.
15:22That's too advanced.
15:23Jenny need one of them old school joints.
15:25You know you just put the paper in put the coffee throw the water and just put the mug under it
15:30That's it and she's good
15:32Like like ice, but it's not connected electricity
15:37Actually, it's not
15:39Plugged in
15:41But not even plugged in
15:44That's embarrassing
15:47That's why it wasn't working
15:50Oh, man. Yo Jenny you need to give that man a discount
15:55Okay
16:00She did oh my god. There's one gone. I would say please wait, and I'll give it to you for free
16:07You've got to work public relations people
16:11He's Jenny Jenny can be in the front. Jenny gonna make it all the free business
16:16Jenny has to be in the back
16:25I think the family needs to take it easy on Jenny. She's really trying
16:30I think she needs like a whole day like she's an older woman
16:34You know, she needs just some practice with it even me. I'm getting to that age to just
16:39Leave me alone with the machine for a while. Let me just learn
16:42I'll go over there and help train you Jenny
16:45You don't even know how to use a regular coffee machine
16:47Hey, I do make a good latte julian
16:49I know how to foam that milk and sweeten it up and put a little bit of maple syrup in it
16:56Or purple yam powder
16:58Pass
16:59I'm frustrated with her but same time
17:02I don't want other people to get mad at her because everybody in the family finally getting along
17:08And I don't want the stress of the business to ruin that
17:11No, but this is business
17:13It ain't you know you got you can't mix business with personal feelings
17:18It's business because you lose a customer who gonna go talk to people say oh no that old lady super slow
17:24And she take like 10 minutes to make a coffee. She don't even know how to turn over the machine because people talk
17:29Yeah, I'd be like hey, they shouldn't change the name to family cafe the slow cafe
17:34Or no cafe at all
17:36Like come on
17:45Patia and Dylan
17:47Dylan Patia in Tanzania
17:50What Tasmania? Tasmania
17:52Tonight we're having a family dinner at mom's house and I know that Patia can't stand my mom
17:58Uh-oh and your mom can't stand her either
18:02So the feeling is mutual
18:04Well, you know this is gonna go smoothly
18:06But it has to
18:07So tonight i'm hoping they can really bury the hatchet
18:10I'm digging the accent. I love every time he speaks
18:14I think it's gonna take a lot more than one night to bury the hatchet
18:17Ain't no hatchet being buried
18:19Watch there's gonna be a hatchet party tonight
18:21I want her to accept me but at the same time i'm like really dreading
18:27To have to sit down and talk to her because I really deep inside don't like her
18:31Oh, gee that's mean she's trying to get along
18:35Oh, that was cold
18:38Very nice
18:38Yeah, very tender
18:41Mommy a little something on your head
18:44I hope it's not kangaroo
18:45Oh god, is that me kangaroo?
18:49He's looking a little evil right here
18:50He's a little evil right there, right?
18:53Well kangaroo is the one who has a baby here
18:55Yeah, one of the like a big rat
18:58They put their babies on this
18:59The pouch, yeah
19:00They're super cute, why they eat things?
19:05Wait a minute, that's not kangaroo is it?
19:11Oh
19:11Oh my god
19:16Please don't eat kangaroos people
19:18How you don't know if she's allergic to it?
19:20I don't think kangaroo shouldn't be eating they're super cute and they're putting the babies in the stomach
19:25I know it was a little mean but I just wanted you to try it and I knew if I said it was kangaroo you wouldn't try it
19:29And this is how we eat down under
19:32That's how you doing it down under? You don't tell her nothing?
19:34You just sabotage the woman's organs?
19:37You better not ever do that to me
19:38Oh you brought me those sticks the other day those meat sticks and it does say
19:42Feral swine
19:43I'm like I don't want to know
19:45They were tasty
19:47It's actually really good to see you and Patia in the same space
19:50I know that Patia sort of felt like
19:54We were sort of talking too much
19:56Let's get the ball rolling here
19:58Let's liven up this dinner
20:00Well they're gonna get it livened up
20:02Livened up
20:03Livened up
20:04Liven up
20:05They're gonna liven it up
20:06Dylan told me that you wanted him to marry somebody younger closer to his age
20:12Here we go here's the terms and conditions
20:14I think that's a natural response from my mother with her son at first
20:18You know why don't you want someone your own age so you can have kids
20:22Because you think I'm never gonna get grandkids out of him now
20:24So that's kind of a common first thought but just let her love you
20:31We're listening
20:32No you weren't
20:36I've never said that and you know what I couldn't give a toss to back grandchildren
20:41So I guess what toss means like I don't give a in English
20:50Did you really never tell Patia that your mom wished you were with somebody younger
20:54Is he lying or what's going on with him?
20:59I think he's lying
21:00That's funny
21:03I think he did say it
21:06I think he did
21:07He knows what he did
21:08That's what we call you know what eat and grin
21:11I may have said that when I was when I was angry but I don't remember the specifics
21:17It was a long time ago
21:18Oh, oh, we don't remember now
21:20That's all he did say it
21:24See who said it
21:26Now I'm looking at Dylan and I'm questioning my relationship
21:29Because Dylan had been lying to me about it
21:33I don't want to be in a relationship like that
21:36I don't think he understands the gravity of the situation really
21:40I'll tell you what I think they're all fibbing to be honest with you
21:44I think they're all concealing some smack talking they were doing about each other
21:50Well, yeah, I mean in-laws are always going to talk smack about each other
21:53Can you imagine waking up naked from your bed with your cup of coffee?
21:58You just took your shower
22:00Every episode I like her more and more
22:02I'm a nudist as well
22:04Yeah, you are and you really shouldn't be
22:06Gabe, I have a surprise
22:10Guess what we're doing?
22:12Making coffee
22:13We are doing a coffee face mask in honor of Jenny and Sumit
22:17So we got coffee grounds used for exfoliation to take all that crud off your face
22:21Honey, which is antibacterial to take all the crud off your face
22:25We have coconut oil, which is going to hydrate all the crud on your face
22:29And then we have water, which is the essence of life
22:32And it's also going to take the crud off of your face, right?
22:34Yeah, me too as well
22:36Mix it
22:37All right
22:37Here we go, look
22:39Yeah, here we go
22:40You're getting it
22:41And now it's time for us to apply this face mask
22:45All right
22:46Wow, it feels like I'm rubbing sand on my face
22:49We're going to look like we're in our 20s when we're done with this
22:51Just watch
22:52Trust me, this is what all the girls are doing
22:55Am I done?
22:57Put it on your nose
22:57Rub it in, Gabe
22:58Guys
22:59What do you mean on my nose?
23:00I feel like it's on everything
23:06Where who is it?
23:08Where is that?
23:09Oh, we're back to France with Manon and Anthony
23:12Are we going to see the house?
23:13House shopping
23:14Yes
23:14You had to bring me one day to Paris
23:17French
23:18Paris don't look like that, what you think?
23:20Speaking of France
23:22I found me a boyfriend there
23:25Except he's married
23:26Macron
23:27I think he is so good looking
23:29Oh my gosh
23:31And he likes older women too
23:33Cougar
23:34Bonjour
23:35Hi
23:35Hi, nice to meet you
23:36Nice to meet you too
23:37You speak French, no French
23:38Je suis Française, la Marseillaise
23:40Et ils parlent anglais
23:42Okay
23:42On parle tous les anglais
23:43So let's do it in English
23:44Sounds good with me
23:45And everybody will understand
23:47Let's do English
23:48For us
23:49Thank you, Chris
23:51I speak French
23:52I have the money so we speak French
23:54For this deal
23:56And then
23:57You have the first room here
23:58Okay
23:59For your guests
23:59Children maybe
24:00Yeah
24:01You have one kid
24:02Or even an office space
24:04Damn, that's a prison mat on that bed
24:06Oh no, that's too bad as mine
24:08And here
24:09You will find the bijou of the house
24:12Not standard
24:14Exceptional
24:15I love it
24:17That's a nice bathroom
24:19It's bijou
24:20Ugh
24:24Those tiles are hard to clean
24:25That's a lot of ground
24:28I don't like the paint in that house
24:29It's the most cooler
24:30I don't know
24:31It just reminds me of mustard
24:33Like everywhere you want to go
24:34You want a hot dog throughout the house
24:36Oh my gosh
24:37Can you imagine waking up naked from your bed
24:40With your cup of coffee
24:42You just took your shower
24:43Here are the birds
24:45Going outside naked
24:47That's what they do
24:47I like her so much
24:48Every episode
24:49I like her more and more
24:50I'm a nudist as well
24:52Yeah, you are
24:53And you really shouldn't be
24:55Maybe it's a french thing
24:56Sleeping naked
24:57Well, I think it's a european thing
24:58Well, what do you do
25:00When you have an emergency
25:01In the middle of the night
25:02We need an emergency
25:03The neighbors might see a free show
25:05Or perverts
25:06Yeah, that's true
25:07You know, you don't know
25:09I love what I see
25:10There's a lot of potential
25:12Even if it's not completely quite perfect yet
25:14And the resistance piece
25:16It's an hour away from my parents' house
25:19Perfect
25:19I figure
25:20Now unexpected drop-ins
25:22Uh-huh
25:23Good thinking
25:23I gotta live far from you
25:25You got some food on your whiskers
25:27Well, thanks mom, appreciate it
25:29Well, I appreciate you telling me
25:30When I got lipstick on your face
25:33We're only eight minutes now from your parents
25:35Which is close
25:36It's close
25:36But we don't have a bad relationship with them
25:39Like Manon does
25:40So that changes things a little bit
25:42If you have issues and fights
25:43You want to be a little further away
25:44They're still eight minutes away from us
25:48Um, the price at the moment
25:50Uh, is 3.75
25:53For that small house?
25:54You kidding me?
25:563.75
25:57Oh, 4.20
25:58Dang
25:59Euros throws me off
26:01You were looking for this house
26:02So I guess it's in your budget
26:04Because I guess you already talked with the banks
26:07I guess
26:07Or not yet
26:08Not yet
26:09Oh, they didn't even get pre-qualified
26:10We got to pre-qualify
26:12Yeah, you got to get pre-qualified
26:14Look at the realtor
26:16He's like
26:16He's like
26:17Womp, womp, womp
26:19Yeah, he's like
26:19Yeah, whatever
26:20Where goes my commission, man?
26:22The house is perfect
26:24But there is in the
26:27In the roof
26:28Asbestos
26:28Oh, there's asbestos
26:30Oh, no
26:32No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
26:35We have a little baby
26:36We don't need asbestos
26:37But if you do have asbestos
26:39Check it out
26:40Knock off a hundred grand
26:41And we cut herself a deal
26:43Kind of like how we got a deal done on this house
26:45Remember when we closed
26:47Mike told us
26:48Hey, they gave you like $25,000 off
26:50Because of that smokehouse
26:52And it only cost us $1,500 to take it down
26:55Do you know in California
26:56They have to disclose that the house is haunted?
26:59Well, that's crazy
27:01But with so many people acting all strange and stuff
27:05You start opening the door to spirits and stuff
27:08You may not be able to close it
27:10This is the first house we're seeing
27:12And I know that we can find something better out there
27:15I just hope that she can step back and understand
27:18Because it always ends up in a fight or some type of argument
27:22I would keep looking
27:24I'd see what other options are out there
27:26I will say though
27:27And you're against this with me
27:29Is I would like a fixer-upper someday
27:31Too old for it
27:32I'm not
27:32Well, I am
27:34And then you'll want me to help
27:35Hey, you don't help with anything else
27:38God
27:39I think my face is a little burning up here
27:41Is it 15 minutes yet?
27:42Because I'm done
27:43I'm done
27:44I'm over it
27:44Honestly
27:45I think we have like maybe like
27:46Eight, nine more minutes left
27:48Okay
27:48You have eight, nine more minutes left
27:50I'm done
27:51I feel like I have everything just dripping from me
27:54I'm done
27:56All right, I'm not gonna lie
27:57I gotta get this off my face too
28:00It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles
28:02Just with papers than I thought that you did
28:05Maybe you're just not listening
28:07Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful
28:11See, if you're paying for my way
28:12I'll be whatever you need, Mom
28:14Whatever
28:14Yeah, yeah
28:15You're extra nice to me when I help you out
28:17And why you got Bryce's recorder?
28:27Yeah, because I'm gonna sing a song to you like Dylan
28:30And I'm gonna make you super happy
28:33And I'm gonna make you super happy
28:33So you can start the music
28:38Robber, robber, robber
28:41You were so cheap, cheap
28:44Robber, robber, robber
28:46You were super cheap, cheap
28:49Robber, robber
28:50Give me some money
28:53All right, all right, all right
28:57All right
28:58I love it
28:59That's the best part of the song
29:01It's over
29:08Where are we?
29:09Oh, Aruba, Aruba
29:11Chloe
29:12That look nice
29:13That's how you make good food
29:15Mmm
29:17Chloe and Johnny
29:19Remember, Mom has kind of cut her off financially now
29:22I don't know if I believe it
29:23I know
29:24If she calls her up crying
29:26No money
29:27Can't pay the rent
29:28Blah, blah, blah
29:28Mom will send it, yes
29:30She'll dive in
29:31Earlier today, my mom and I went car shopping
29:34And she kind of dropped the bomb
29:35That she's going to financially cut me off
29:38Well, as it should be
29:40If my kids came looking to me to buy them a car
29:43I'd say, uh-uh
29:44You got the wrong mother here
29:46I made you kids work hard
29:48I made you get the down payment for your truck
29:51My daughter, too
29:52Y'all had to make your payments and your insurance
29:55It's like, there wasn't no free ride at my house
29:57I remember going door to door washing people's cars for five dollars
30:00And cutting grass for 20 dollars
30:02Yeah, cutting grass, fast food restaurant
30:04Yep
30:04But you know what?
30:06I'm proud of you
30:07Well, thanks, Mom
30:08So, how was the whole car lot thing?
30:11Did you find anything interesting?
30:12Any cars?
30:13It would be something that we would need to purchase on, like, the internet
30:18In order to get anywhere near that pricing point
30:21Did you get us a car or not, lady?
30:24People buy cars off the internet all the time
30:25He's like, so we still don't got a car
30:29Hey, ain't nothing wrong with the internet
30:30Everybody use cars on the internet
30:32That's where I put my stuff
30:33The thing is, cars in the Caribbean are super high
30:36Because we don't make cars
30:38We bring them from America, Japan, all those
30:41And they tax y'all like crazy
30:43Yes, that was a total fail today
30:45But now we just need to find a plan B
30:47Because that's not gonna work
30:50Right
30:51And I think at that point it should
30:54You should just bring her car, maybe
30:56Bring it?
30:57That's a lot of money to import a car there
30:59Yeah, but
31:00Come on
31:01That's gotta be a pain because you gotta ship it over there
31:04Right
31:04You gotta pay taxes
31:05Expensive
31:06And then if something breaks, it depends on what kind of car it is
31:09If something breaks, it's gonna be expensive to fix
31:12Get a motorcycle, it's cooler
31:13Man, you better start yabba yabba doing it
31:15Walk
31:16A lot of people have a cooler
31:18When you live close to the beach and stuff like that
31:20Get a bike, get you a beach cruiser
31:23I don't know that that's an option either
31:27Because Chloe and I had a conversation
31:29You know, that I wasn't going to contribute
31:31Financially anymore
31:33He's like, what?
31:34How are we gonna pay our bills?
31:35What do you mean you're not gonna support us?
31:37And I knew it
31:38I knew it
31:39I knew it
31:39Remember I was like
31:40And now the mom is gonna support
31:42Ew, is that your foot pulling my hair?
31:44Oh god, please
31:45Maybe it was your hair wrapped around my foot
31:49Chloe's gonna need
31:50You know, a more solid plan
31:52You and Chloe
31:53You know, getting the workers permit is a really big deal
31:58What is needed to get them?
32:00Um, you, yeah, you have to pay for the first permit
32:03How much you have to pay for the first permit?
32:05Six hundred dollars
32:06Six hundred dollars?
32:08What?
32:09Six hundred bucks for a permit?
32:10That sounds like a con artist
32:12It's kind of like when you go into the store for your mom
32:15And she like, well, how much that soda cost?
32:17So you tell her five dollars
32:19Well, you know it's really two dollars
32:21So you keep three dollars to yourself
32:22I think that's what he's trying to do, hustle
32:24It sounds like you have a lot more obstacles
32:27Um, just with papers than I thought that you did
32:30Maybe you're just not listening
32:32Oh, oh hell no
32:34Hey, she's spicy
32:35I will not be talking to her mom like that
32:37Chloe's getting snotty and disrespectful
32:41See, if you're paying for my way, I'd be whatever you need, mom
32:43Whatever
32:44Yeah, yeah, you're extra nice to me when I help you out
32:47So I said that I will not financially support any longer
32:53However, there is a way that I would be able to support both of you
32:58What?
32:59Oh, if she moves back and brings him over on a K-1 visa or something
33:03Does she really want him there either, though?
33:06As long as the daughter's back
33:08If you both move to Boston
33:10Say, don't do it
33:13That's all she wants
33:15It ain't no, no
33:18That cold weather, nothing
33:20She ain't trying to move there, Johnny gonna survive
33:22She ain't trying to move no Boston
33:24She want to be out there in Aruba
33:25By the beach
33:26Vacation life
33:27Chasing pirates in the Caribbean
33:30Damn
33:30Even if you find a job here
33:32You are never, ever going to be able to make like I do
33:37If you told me to stay home while you go to work
33:39I'd be like, okay, have a good day, babe
33:45We need to get you starting a date again
33:47We're going to set up an awesome profile for you
33:50Thank you, Julian
33:52Let's pick out some pictures
33:53Let's see what pictures you got
33:55What do you think of this one?
33:57It's okay
33:58I want them to look at me and say, gee, she looks special to me
34:03And you know, I'm not showing any cleavage or butt lines or what have you
34:09You know what I'm going to say? Cougar
34:10No, there's nothing cougar
34:13How about that?
34:14Eh
34:15Now come on, that's got to be a money maker right there
34:17Next
34:18Okay, I like that one
34:19Swipe right
34:20Obviously, we'd have to come up with a bio
34:22I could write a poem about who I really am
34:27Let me be your canvas, baby, and paint me
34:30Oh my gosh
34:36Okay, where we at?
34:38We back in France
34:40Oh, look at France street food
34:42Hold up, they got pizzas on the street?
34:43That look good
34:44New York, you need to step your game up
34:46They got pizzas on the street in France?
34:48I don't say a word
34:49Menard and Anthony
34:51Perfect
34:52Look, they're wearing stripes together
34:53That's cute
34:54Oh, well, there's a lot to talk about, honey
35:00Oh, my American boy
35:02He's like, yes, you are
35:04You are a big strong man
35:05My American boy
35:06My shaggy man
35:08See, she can talk sweet to her husband
35:11I want to use what she wants
35:13Good, now they're getting along
35:14Now they're getting along
35:16They get along because my home is the bus
35:19That's why you just gotta go
35:20Yes, yes, you just, yes
35:24So like a big thing I feel that need to be addressed the most is employment
35:31Mm-hmm
35:32Mm-hmm
35:33Employment, your boy needs a job
35:36What happened to the central oil things?
35:38We cannot buy a house without income
35:40If I build a business for a long time
35:43I'm not going to be able to get a salary or to make money
35:46I like where we are now
35:48I know we're living with your parents
35:50He doesn't see the signs
35:51He's not receptive to the
35:53Stop talking
35:55Stop
35:56Can't just settle, buddy
35:58You gotta, you gotta move out
35:59You gotta spread your wings
36:00Your woman ain't happy there
36:02Baby's happy, but your woman ain't
36:04Even if you find a job here
36:06You are never ever going to be able to make like I do
36:10Ouch
36:11Oh, the emasculation
36:13Ouch
36:14Would you take offense to something like that?
36:16It was a little bit of a blow, but it might be true though
36:19Yeah
36:20But you could have been more
36:21You would never
36:22Nicer about it
36:23It's very hurtful to hear
36:25And it makes me feel like I'm not good enough for her essentially
36:29She never said that
36:30She's not saying you're not good enough
36:32It's just
36:32Let's do what we're both best at
36:35Exactly
36:36Let the man have a little respect and dignity
36:39You're a power player
36:41If i moved to france
36:44It's to actually be more comfortable and drive
36:47Or i would have stayed in the us
36:49So no way i'm just so i'm here
36:50Sorry not sorry
36:53Have you told me to stay home while you go work?
36:55I'd be like okay have a good day babe
36:58The princess
37:00I don't care you want to call me a princess while you go work
37:03Well i ain't no princess
37:04No princess
37:05I'm a i'd be like hey i'm a king
37:06Next time on 90 day fiance the other way
37:10Next time on next time on jenny gonna learn how to use the machine
37:14You don't have chefs your parents are cooking food
37:17Who does that?
37:19This is not a real business what he's doing
37:21It will be closed soon
37:22First of all what does he know all his businesses failed
37:26See that's the people you don't need around
37:27Yeah i don't need friends like them
37:29Nah for real
37:31No i'm not going there
37:33This is awesome this is like all i've wanted to do since we've been here
37:36What milk a sheep?
37:38French cheese camembert
37:40Yes let's go to france
37:44Seeing menone's reaction to the farm
37:46I'm questioning my decision on the surprise
37:49Ew you gonna bring shoes like that in my
37:52Oh first of all menone does not look like
37:54Why would you surprise her with a farm a goat farm come on
37:57Look at this
37:58A puppy maybe this will get madeleine in a better mood
38:03For a minute
38:04Oh he's trying to buy her love back
38:06Oh god get me that dog
38:09I think i like give you a pretty good life and
38:12It seems like you're always mad at me
38:13You never made me happy
38:15If this is anything like what our marriage is going to be
38:18Holy do we have problems
38:20You're just figuring that out
38:23Can you have some sentence to him because
38:25I would like to
38:27This was a great epi so i can't wait for next week
38:30Yeah that was extra spicy that was great
38:33But speaking of extra spicy you know what
38:35My stomach feel kind of funny i gotta take a mean one
38:38You are disgusting
38:40I'm gonna think about you while i'm doing it
38:43I have some eye patches we can decompress now and relax
38:46You think we need to relax after this
38:48We are going to try
38:49We'll go get them
38:50Manan and Anthony
38:52Why are you taking her to the farm
38:54They're gonna be a-okay as long as he listens to her leave
38:56Don't take her to the farm
38:58Hey we gotta get ready because we're getting the mini donkeys this week
39:03I swear if i'm not working at work i'm working over here
39:05The bank of mom takes care of you right
39:08Yeah
39:08With a skyrocket interest rate
39:10Hey you know i'm a little bit gangster
39:13And a little bit country
39:14By the way send one of these to manone she needs it
39:20A de-stressor the cat's licking my arm
39:24Is she exfoliating my arm
39:26The Frida spa
39:29No glasses just chill out
39:30Okay shh oh no talking
39:33A de-stressor the cat's licking her
39:34Alright
39:35Alright
39:36Imoi
39:37I'm going to get you
39:38I'm going to get you
39:38I'm going to get you
39:39If I'm not working on that
39:40Maybe if I'm a little bit
39:41Yeah
39:41I'm going to get you
39:42I'm going to get you
39:43I'm going to get you
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