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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21And yuck!
02:23I'm not kissing the cat.
02:26Let's see my cat.
02:56Let's see my cat.
03:26Ah, g'day everybody. I'm Mike.
03:29And that was a hammered dulcimer.
03:32And I'm Ian. I was playing a bass clarinet there.
03:35Now this one's a siturn.
03:38And this little fella here is a concertina.
03:41Where's Ruffty Dufty? You hear the children call.
03:46At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
03:51Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
03:58They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:02Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:06But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:08That's your bit. Have a go at it.
04:10Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever. You know it already.
04:17Have a go at it. Here we go. Big breath.
04:20Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:25But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:28They've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:33Everybody in this time, you ready? Big breath.
04:37Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:42But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred, or even just to ten.
04:51Ruffty has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:00They can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:04But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:07Here comes your bit.
05:08Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:13But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:20But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:23Where's Ruffty Dufty?
05:25You hear the children call.
05:27At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
05:32Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:36They can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:40But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:42Go for it.
05:43Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:47But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:48And again.
05:49Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:54But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:55Really, go on.
05:56Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
06:00But they can't find Ruffty.
06:02In a whisper.
06:03And Ruffty Tuffty runs around his hide and seek all through the tail
06:07And come by Ruffty Tuffty
06:09Hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
06:49Cat's got the measles, whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:27Now let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:29Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say, he say?
07:48Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:50Wah!
07:50They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:59Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles got the cat
08:10Meow!
08:14And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow!
08:24Meow!
08:26Meow!
08:26And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes
08:33A bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undies
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:56I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:23And smacked me on the cheek
09:24Ow!
09:25I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald
10:27Had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:47Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald
10:51Had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play
11:01One with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your womball
11:04And you play a game of one
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Sorry
11:12Old MacDonald
11:15Old MacDonald
11:15Had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25Oh
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well
11:28When the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald
11:50Had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here and a
12:09Snap snap
12:10There
12:10Here a
12:11Snap
12:11There a
12:11Snap
12:12Everywhere a
12:12Snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the
12:18Billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:20Old MacDonald
12:22Had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:36Laugh
12:37Kookaburra, laugh
12:39Kookaburra, gay
12:40Your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry, king of the bush
12:50Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:51Laugh
12:52Kookaburra, laugh
12:54Kookaburra, gay
12:55Your life must be
12:57Hey, and what about some funny words?
12:59There's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops
13:05He can see
13:07Stop
13:07Kookaburra, stop
13:09Kookaburra, leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh, great
13:19Okay, here we go then
13:20Are you ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra, hot
13:34Your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra, hot
13:50Your tail must be
13:52Oh, well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And, oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
14:31Let's go
15:01Baa, baa, black sheep
15:30Have you any wool?
15:32Yes, sir, yes, sir
15:34Three bags full
15:35Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy
15:44With holes in his socks
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:49And what about a long nose for the fox?
15:53And don't forget to point at somebody with holes in their socks
15:56But don't point at me, will you?
15:59Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there
16:02Here we go
16:03Baa, baa, black sheep
16:05Have you any wool?
16:06Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey
16:13And one for the fox
16:16And one for the little boy with holes in it
16:21And one for the monkey
16:22You're tricky
16:23And oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:30Daddy bought a motor car
16:33Press the button, pull the choke
16:37Off we go in a cloud of smoke
16:41Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:46Daddy bought a motor car
16:50Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again
16:54Hang on a minute, he's fixing up
16:58I'll just fix it
16:59Be alright now, I'm good at fixing things
17:02Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car
17:06Be alright now
17:10Don't want a police car either
17:16Okay, got it this time
17:20It'll be okay now
17:21I don't want a sad car either
17:27I'll tell you what
17:28Try your horn and see if it works any better than mine
17:31Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car
17:37Let's try that song again
17:38You ready?
17:39Twinkle
17:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:42Daddy bought a motor car
17:45Press the button, pull the choke
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke
17:53Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:58Daddy bought a motor car
18:02And oh, got those knee claps ready again
18:06And oh, got those knee claps ready again
18:06front couch, twinkle, little star
18:11Let's try it here
18:12Attention fast…
18:13Go away
18:14Let's try this one
18:15Alyssa
18:27Goodnight ya
18:32Oh, wow, some good clappers out there.
18:38And hey, I've just thought of another trick.
18:40This one I learned off an old Japanese gentleman.
18:43Got miles of string around here.
18:45Let's see if I can do it for you.
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string.
18:49And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half.
18:52Can you see that short blue string, long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again.
18:58Look, I fold the blue string.
19:00Now I've got it.
19:01There we go.
19:01Hang on a minute.
19:05I'll try one more time.
19:08There it is.
19:11Dear, oh dear, that trick didn't seem to work.
19:13I'd better try a different trick.
19:15I'll tell you what.
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time.
19:17That should work.
19:18Here we go.
19:20No problems at all.
19:21Got them all tied up.
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Oh, funny.
19:28Okay, got them all tied up.
19:29There's no way they can escape.
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32There's something strange about this.
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up.
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here.
19:43You can be my helper.
19:44This lady here.
19:46Here she comes, a brave helper.
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that.
19:51Okay, terrific.
19:52And I'll tie you up.
19:53Okay, here we go.
19:55Put your hand through the middle there.
19:56Got you.
19:57But just to make sure I've got her, I'd better tie her up again.
20:00Straight up.
20:01Hold that hand up in the air.
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:04I've got her twice.
20:06There's no way she can get out of that.
20:10Hey, how did you do that?
20:12Do that again.
20:14Through the middle.
20:15Got you.
20:16But just to make sure, up through the middle hole again.
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody.
20:22You don't wave to trees.
20:23Trees wave to you.
20:25Okay, there we go.
20:26Now...
20:26I've definitely got her this time.
20:29There's no way she can get out now.
20:33Give her a big clap.
20:35Well done.
20:36You can sit down with it.
20:38And I'll...
20:40This time I'm going to make a cup and saucer.
20:43Here we go.
20:44There it is.
20:45A cup and saucer.
20:46And an Eiffel Tower or a rocket.
20:50And I need another helper now.
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper.
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you and back up to me again.
21:00Don't let go.
21:01Down again.
21:02Back again.
21:03Down again.
21:04Back again.
21:05Just don't hit my nose, will you?
21:07Give her a big clap.
21:09Well done.
21:10All right, you can stop now.
21:14And, oh, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger.
21:21Ta-da.
21:21And this time, a sock hanging out on a line to dry.
21:30Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock.
21:34Sing a song of sock pong.
21:37Dad's socks are on the line.
21:39Now that they've been washed, all my family's doing fine.
21:44When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
21:49And the dog had on his gas mask, a sight you should have seen.
21:57Should we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong.
22:01Dad's socks are on the line.
22:04Now that they've been washed, all the family's doing fine.
22:09When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask, the sight you should have seen.
22:21And, oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be, if you like.
22:30Here he comes.
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:35Okay, I'll give you a bit of string to hold on to with both of your hands.
22:39Down the bottom there.
22:40Can you hold on to that one with both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it.
22:43Good boy.
22:44And we'll make a man climb up a tree.
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree.
22:46And when he gets to the top of the tree, he picks a coconut.
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there.
22:52Here it comes.
22:53Now, bonk.
22:55Well done.
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute.
22:57I can see a bear out there.
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You could sit down again now and we'll go hunting bears.
23:05I need some people to go like this.
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09And mums and dads as well.
23:11We need some copycats to say we're going on a bear hunt.
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:15Here we go.
23:16We're going on a bear hunt.
23:18We're going on a bear hunt.
23:20We're going to catch a big one.
23:22We're going to catch a big one.
23:24I'm not scared.
23:26I'm not scared.
23:28What a beautiful day.
23:29What a beautiful day.
23:31Uh-oh.
23:32Uh-oh.
23:34Grass.
23:35Grass.
23:35Make some grass.
23:37Long, wavy grass.
23:39Long, wavy grass.
23:40We can't go over it.
23:42We can't go over it.
23:44We can't go under it.
23:46We can't go under it.
23:48We'll have to go through it.
23:51Can you part the grass like this?
23:55Very good.
23:56We're going on a bear hunt.
23:58We're going on a bear hunt.
24:00We're going to catch a big one.
24:02We're going to catch a big one.
24:04I'm not scared.
24:06I'm not scared.
24:07What a beautiful day.
24:09What a beautiful day.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Mud.
24:13Mud.
24:14Thick, squelchy mud.
24:16Thick, squelchy mud.
24:18We can't go over it.
24:20We can't go over it.
24:22We can't go under it.
24:24We can't go under it.
24:25We'll have to go through it.
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:33Oh, no.
24:35I'm stuck.
24:39Ah-yah.
24:41We're going on a bear hunt.
24:43We're going on a bear hunt.
24:45We're going to catch a big one.
24:47We're going to catch a big one.
24:49I'm not scared.
24:50I'm not scared.
24:52What a beautiful day.
24:53What a beautiful day.
24:55Uh-oh.
24:56Uh-oh.
24:57A cave.
24:59A cave.
25:00A dark, gloomy cave.
25:03A dark, gloomy cave.
25:05We can't go over it.
25:07We can't go over it.
25:09We can't go under it.
25:11We can't go under it.
25:13We'll have to go through it.
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt.
25:25We're going on a bear hunt.
25:27We're going to catch a big one.
25:29We're going to catch a big one.
25:31Uh-uh.
25:31I'm not scared.
25:33I'm not scared.
25:34Uh-oh.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:36Two black furry ears.
25:38Two black furry ears.
25:41One black wet nose.
25:42One black wet nose.
25:45Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:46Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:48It's a bear.
25:48Quick, run back through the cave.
25:51Quick, through the mud.
25:52I like this bit.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Not again, Ian.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:59Keeps doing that.
26:00Quick, through the long grass.
26:02Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you.
26:06Up the garden path.
26:09Open the door.
26:11Close it up.
26:12Oops.
26:13Hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:16Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:18Okay.
26:19Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so, too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
26:30Here is my handle, here is my spout.
26:34When it gets all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:41Or I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle, here is my handle.
26:48Whoops.
26:49Hang on.
26:49Two handles?
26:51Silly me.
26:52I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And, oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:59I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to nighttime, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:16And, hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:20I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:24I have no toenails.
27:27I have no hair.
27:29If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:35And out it comes.
27:39Oh, some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:49At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my hat.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And, oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out for this one because you've got to be little wombats round and fat.
28:05I'm a little wombat round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground, just ring me up.
28:19I'll come around and, oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27It's raining.
28:27Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:31It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:41It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44The old man is snoring.
28:46He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:55Rain, rain, go away.
28:58Come again another day.
29:01All the children want to play.
29:04So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:08That's what we used to sing when I was little.
29:09It worked sometimes.
29:11I don't think Mum liked it very much, though.
29:13If you try that one again.
29:14Rain, rain, go away.
29:15Big breath.
29:15Ready?
29:15Off we go.
29:16Rain, rain, go away.
29:20Come again another day.
29:23All the children want to play.
29:26So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:30Hey, it worked.
29:31The rain stopped.
29:32We can go outside again.
29:34Ah!
29:35Splash!
29:36Oh, yuck.
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole.
29:40I am sitting in the middle of a rather muddy puddle with my bottom full of bubbles and my gumboots full of mud.
29:55While my stomach and my sweater go on slowly getting wetter as I very slowly settle to the bottom of the mud.
30:07And I find that what a person with a puddle with a puddle around his middle thinks of mostly in the muddle is the muddiness of mud.
30:17It's rained all night and the yard's still wet, but I'll be okay, Mum.
30:26Don't you fret.
30:28I'll dodge that puddle and that big muddy pool and I'll still be dry when I get to school.
30:35Then splat, sploosh!
30:38Ah, yuck, no!
30:40I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
30:45Mum, Mum, oh please believe me.
30:48A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
30:52And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout.
31:00You know what Mum said, into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
31:09Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
31:20Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
31:30Well, bye now, Mum, I will take care.
31:36I just had a look and that puddle's not there.
31:40I'm through the gate and I'm down the street, but I've scarcely gone more than 15 feet.
31:47When splat, sploosh!
31:50Oh, yuck, no!
31:53I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
31:59Mum, Mum, oh please believe me.
32:03A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
32:07And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout.
32:17What did Mum say?
32:19Into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
32:27Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
32:39Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
32:48This time I'm ready when I go out of the gate.
32:56I take three steps, then I stand and wait.
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump from behind the tree.
33:06And that muddy puddle steps out at me.
33:14Quick as a flash, in my pockets I grope and pull from each a cake of soap.
33:21Then splat, sploosh!
33:25Oh, yuck, yes, that big muddy puddle got a shock, I guess.
33:30Cause both bars hit, it went bubble, burp, burp, burp, sploosh.
33:40It's about time somebody else got a wash.
33:52Hey, somebody's left the bag down here.
33:57Oh, wow, it's got a juggling ball in it.
33:59Hey, maybe I could do some juggling for you.
34:01Here we go, knee juggling.
34:05Do you like it?
34:07What's wrong?
34:09Need another one?
34:11Hang on, we'll sort out two first.
34:13Anybody know what you do with two balls?
34:16I like that, oh, thank you very much.
34:19It's not working very well.
34:22Oh, you've got to throw them.
34:23Oh, thank you, throw them.
34:24No worries.
34:25It's one at a time.
34:28It's one at a time, oh.
34:31No?
34:33Oh, catch them.
34:34Oh, right, throw them and catch them.
34:35Got it now.
34:36Throw them.
34:37No?
34:39Oh, they've got to change hands.
34:40Oh, right.
34:41Throw them and catch them and they change hands.
34:44Throw them and catch them and they change hands.
34:47Oh, they change hands in the air.
34:48So I throw the yellow one up.
34:49Where does it land?
34:50In the green one.
34:51And throw the green one up.
34:53Where does it land?
34:54Oh, now I've got it.
34:56Everybody nice and quiet.
34:57Here we go.
34:58You ready down this side?
35:01Hey, you're not supposed to laugh at this.
35:03Fitness is serious.
35:05No laughing this time.
35:06Everybody serious.
35:10I'll try one more time.
35:12No laughing.
35:17Hey, I did it.
35:19Hey, if I could do two, maybe I could do three.
35:23Hang on, let's get three sorted out first.
35:26Ow!
35:26Oh, it's not funny.
35:29Something prickled my feet.
35:31Oh, look what it is.
35:32It's little Herbert the Hedgehog.
35:34Say g'day, Herbert.
35:38You want the proper introduction?
35:40Oh, all right then.
35:40Ladles and jelly spoons.
35:44Now, did I say something wrong?
35:49Ladies and gentlemen.
35:50Oh, ladies.
35:51Oh, sorry.
35:51Ladies and jelly men.
35:57Ladies and gentlemen.
35:59Oh, sorry.
36:00Ladies and gentlemen.
36:03Poison girls.
36:05Did I get it wrong again?
36:08Boys.
36:09Oh, sorry.
36:09Ladies and gentlemen.
36:12Boys with curls.
36:14Now.
36:18Boys and girls.
36:19Oh, sorry.
36:20Ladies and gentlemen.
36:21Boys and girls.
36:22May I present Herbert.
36:23The world's only juggling hedgehog.
36:24You ready, Herb?
36:26You want them to count to three?
36:27Can you count to three?
36:29Yep.
36:29One, two, three.
36:32Not loud enough.
36:33Can you do it louder?
36:35One, two, three.
36:37Oh, crikey.
36:38I wish I'd never asked.
36:39Here we go.
36:40Ouch.
36:41Ouch.
36:43Oh, stop laughing.
36:44It's not funny.
36:45Ouch.
36:46Ouch.
36:46Oh, Herbert, you're a bit prickly for juggling with.
36:49Can I swap you over for another ball?
36:51Okay, then back in your little house.
36:53Say, bye, Herbert.
36:54Bye, Herbert.
36:55And, oh, there is indeed another ball in here.
36:58A red one.
36:59Let's see if they bounce.
37:01Hey, the red one does.
37:01The yellow one does.
37:03The green.
37:03Hey, terrific.
37:04I can do some bounce juggling.
37:05I go up in the air first and then down on the ground.
37:10There's bouncy juggling.
37:11And back up in the air again.
37:13And, oh, mums and dads, if you want to learn to juggle four, you have to learn this trick.
37:17Two in one hand and two in the other.
37:20Only one minor problem.
37:21You've got to be able to do it in both hands at once, and I can't.
37:25But he did help me with this trick.
37:27Here's the cheats way of juggling three.
37:31Or this one.
37:32One up the middle.
37:33Whee.
37:34Whee.
37:35Or one over the top.
37:37Whee.
37:38Whee.
37:39Other side.
37:40Whee.
37:41Whee.
37:42Both sides at once.
37:43Whee, whee, whee, whee, whee.
37:45Hey, that reminds me of a song.
37:48When I was a wee-wee top.
37:51That means a very small baby.
37:56A wee-wee top.
37:57Mum, put me on my wee-wee top.
38:03That means exactly what you thought it meant.
38:07To see if I would wee or not.
38:12But to wee-wee, I would not.
38:17Wee-wee.
38:18Wee-wee.
38:19That's your bit.
38:20Wee-wee.
38:21Wee-wee.
38:23Because to wee-wee, I would not.
38:27Mum took me from my wee-wee pot.
38:32She put me in my wee-wee cot.
38:36And then I wee-wee quite a lot.
38:42Wee-wee.
38:44Wee-wee.
38:45Wee-wee.
38:46Wee-wee.
38:48Wee-wee.
38:50Wee-wee.
38:51And, oh, that little song's from Scotland, and so is this one.
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society.
39:05It's called You Canny Shove Your Granny Off-a-Bus.
39:09Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:14Bush, bush.
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:19Bush, bush.
39:20Oh, you canny shove your granny, because she's your mummy's mummy.
39:24Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:26Bush, bush.
39:27Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
39:32All together
39:33Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
39:36Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
39:40Yippee, yippee, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school
39:47Hi, Granny
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school
39:51Hi, Granny
39:52We'll all go round to see her
39:55We'll all go round to see her
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:59Hi, Granny.
40:01Push, push.
40:02You got the idea.
40:04Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:09Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:13Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:16Yippy, yippy, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:20Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Oh, me too.
40:25This time you go yum, yum when she gives you the ice cream.
40:30Are you ready?
40:32Yum, yum.
40:34Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:44She'll give us lots of ice cream, dirty flavoured ice cream.
40:48She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:51Hi, Granny.
40:53Push, push.
40:54Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:59Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
41:03Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye, yippy, yippy, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
41:10I wonder if you could do a slurp this time.
41:13Do you know how to slurp?
41:14Well, you can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:20You can't eat your custard with a fork, you can't eat your custard, you can't eat your custard, you can't eat your custard with a fork, yum yum, hi granny, push push.
41:36Singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, yippie yippie aye, and I think this last verse is for the mums.
41:54You can shove your other granny up a bus, push push, you can shove your other granny up a bus, push push, you can shove your other granny, cause she's your daddy's mummy.
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus, push push, yum yum, hi granny, push push.
42:22Singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, singing aye aye yippie yippie aye, and again,
42:37Singing I, I, yippy, yippy, yi
42:41Singing I, I, yippy, yippy, yi
42:44Singing I, I, yippy, yippy, yi
42:47Yippy, yippy, yi
42:49Yippy, yippy, yi
42:51And hey, this time, a song about a very strange camel
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:04Her name was Alice
43:06Alice the camel had five humps
43:10Alice the camel had five humps
43:13Alice the camel had five humps
43:16So go, Alice, go
43:19Boom, boom, boom
43:21How many humps did she have this time?
43:23You make four humps there?
43:25Alice the camel has four humps
43:28Alice the camel has four humps
43:32Alice the camel has four humps
43:35So go, Alice, go.
43:38Boom, boom, boom.
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three.
43:43Alice, the camel, has three humps.
43:46Alice, the camel, has three humps.
43:49Alice, the camel, has three humps.
43:52So go, Alice, go.
43:55Boom, boom, boom.
43:56How many this time?
43:58Two.
43:59Oh, that sounds a bit normal.
44:00Alice, the camel, has two humps.
44:03Alice, the camel, has two humps.
44:07Alice, the camel, has two humps.
44:10So go, Alice, go.
44:13Boom, boom, boom.
44:14How many this time?
44:16One.
44:17Only one.
44:18She must be a dromedary.
44:19Here we go.
44:20Alice, the camel, has one hump.
44:24Alice, the camel, has one hump.
44:27Alice, the camel, has one hump.
44:30So go, Alice, go.
44:33Boom, boom, boom.
44:33Boom, boom.
44:34How many this time?
44:36No.
44:37No humps.
44:38So here we go then.
44:39Alice, the camel, has no humps.
44:43Alice, the camel, has no humps.
44:46Alice, the camel, has no humps.
44:49Because Alice is a...
44:51One horse.
44:52A horse.
44:53Thank goodness you knew that.
44:55And, oh, a special song this time, all about a bloke called Dr. Nickerbocker.
45:02Oh, you know that one.
45:04Oh, great.
45:05Here we go then.
45:07Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
45:11He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:22Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:25In order to get a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
45:32Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
45:37He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
45:43Boom, boom.
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
45:46Boom, boom.
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:54Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:57In order to get a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
46:04Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
46:08He likes to dance and he keeps it tight.
46:12Now let's get the rhythm of the...
46:14Hang on a minute.
46:15Last time I did this first, somebody went whoop-whoop in the audience.
46:19Whoop-whoop?
46:19Yeah.
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom and they...
46:22You won't go whoop-whoop, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief.
46:26Oh, nice audience, this one.
46:27They won't do it, Ian.
46:28It's all right.
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:32Whoop-whoop!
46:33Whoop-whoop!
46:35Did you hear something?
46:36I thought I heard something.
46:37I thought I did.
46:38Maybe it was our imagination.
46:40We'll be all right.
46:41Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:44Whoop-whoop!
46:47I think my imagination's getting louder.
46:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hips.
46:54Whoop-whoop!
46:57Very funny.
46:59I'm so embarrassed, I don't know where to put my bottom.
47:03Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
47:06Boom-boom.
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
47:09Boom-boom.
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
47:14Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
47:17Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
47:20Last time.
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
47:26Doctor.
47:28Nick-a-bocker.
47:29Nick-a-bocker.
47:30Love the...
47:32Oh, wow.
47:41Hey, thanks for having us at a concert.
47:43Oh, I'll say that again.
47:44Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Hang on a second.
47:49Having our...
47:50Thanks for having us at your concert.
47:52No.
47:52So, thanks for having us at my concert.
48:01Oh, I got it right now.
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here.
48:08What a lovely audience.
48:10And, oh, got your clapping hands ready,
48:12we might finish with one last clapping song.
48:15Got your clapping hands ready and we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:22Here we go.
48:52It's got elephants inside it.
49:16Goodness gracious me, I think we'd better try that ending again.
49:19You got your hands ready again?
49:19Oh, thank you for coming. Bye, everybody.
49:44Bye.
49:45Bye-bye.
49:47Hey.
49:47Where's Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee?
49:50You hear the children call
49:51At playing hide-and-seek.
49:53He's the finest of them all.
49:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair,
49:58They can't find Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee.
50:00They seek him here, they seek him there,
50:02But they can't find Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee.
50:04Ruff-T-Tuff-T-Tuff-Tee runs around place hide-and-seek all through the town,
50:09But they can't find Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee
50:11Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee runs around place hide-and-seek all through the town,
50:15But they can't find Ruff-T-Tuff-Tee.
50:17Rufty tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty tufty.
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