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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21Yuck!
02:22I'm not kissing the cat.
02:26Let's see my cat.
02:56Let's see my cat.
03:26Ah, g'day everybody. I'm Mike.
03:29And that was a hammered dulcimer.
03:32And I'm Ian. I was playing a bass clarinet there.
03:35Now this one's a siturn.
03:38And this little fella here is a concertina.
03:41Where's Ruffty Dufty? You hear the children call.
03:46At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
03:51Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
03:58They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:02Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:06But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:08That's your bit. Have a go at it.
04:10Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever. You know it already.
04:17Have a go at it. Here we go. Big breath.
04:20Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:25But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:28They've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:33Everybody in this time, you ready? Big breath.
04:37Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:42But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred, or even just to ten.
04:51Ruffty has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:00They can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:04But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:07Here comes your bit.
05:08Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:13But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:20But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:23Where's Ruffty Dufty?
05:25You hear the children call.
05:27At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
05:32Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:36They can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:40But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:42Go for it.
05:43Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:47But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:48And again.
05:49Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:54But they can't find Ruffty Dufty.
05:55Really, go on.
05:56Ruffty Dufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
06:00But they can't find Ruffty.
06:02In a whisper.
06:03And Ruffty Tuffty runs around his hide and seek all through the tail
06:07And come by Ruffty Tuffty
06:09Hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
06:49Cat's got the measles, whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:27Now let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:29Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say, he say?
07:48Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:50Wah!
07:50They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:59Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles got the cat
08:10Meow!
08:14And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow!
08:24Meow!
08:26Meow!
08:26And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes
08:33A bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undies
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:56I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:23And smacked me on the cheek
09:24Ow!
09:25I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald
10:27Had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:47Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald
10:51Had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play
11:01One with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your womball
11:04And you play a game of one
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Sorry
11:12Old MacDonald
11:15Old MacDonald
11:15Had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25Oh
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well
11:28When the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald
11:50Had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here and a
12:09Snap snap
12:10There
12:10Here a
12:11Snap
12:11There a
12:11Snap
12:12Everywhere a
12:12Snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the
12:18Billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:20Old MacDonald
12:22Had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:36Laugh
12:37Kookaburra, laugh
12:39Kookaburra, gay
12:40Your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry, king of the bush
12:50Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:51Laugh
12:52Kookaburra, laugh
12:54Kookaburra, gay
12:55Your life must be
12:57Hey, and what about some funny words?
12:59There's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops
13:05He can see
13:07Stop
13:07Kookaburra, stop
13:09Kookaburra, leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh, great
13:19Okay, here we go then
13:20Are you ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra, hot
13:34Your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra, hot
13:50Your tail must be
13:52Oh, well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And, oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
14:31Let's go
15:01Baa, baa, black sheep
15:30Have you any wool?
15:32Yes, sir, yes, sir
15:34Three bags full
15:35Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy
15:44With holes in his socks
15:46Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof
16:16And one for the little boy with holes in it
16:21Gee, you're tricky
16:23And, oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:30Daddy bought a motor car
16:33Press the button, pull the choke
16:37Off we go in a cloud of smoke
16:41Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:46Daddy bought a motor car
16:50Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again
16:54Hang on a minute, he's fixing up, I'll just fix it
16:59Be all right now, I'm good at fixing things
17:02Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car
17:06Be all right now
17:11Don't want a police car either
17:16Okay, got it this time, it'll be okay now
17:21I don't want a sad car either
17:27I'll tell you what, try your horn
17:29And see if it works any better than mine
17:31Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car
17:37Let's try that song again, you ready?
17:38Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:42Daddy bought a motor car
17:45Press the button, pull the choke
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke
17:53Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:58Daddy bought a motor car
18:02And oh, got those knee claps ready again
18:06Oh, no, well done
18:11And oh, wow, some good clappers out there
18:37And hey, I've just thought of another trick
18:39This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman
18:42Got miles of string around here
18:44Let's see if I can do it for you
18:46I need a pink string
18:47And I need a blue string
18:49And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half
18:52Can you see that short blue string, long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:56I'll do that again
18:58Look, I fold the blue string in half
19:00Now I've got it
19:01There we go
19:01Hang on a minute
19:05I'll try one more time
19:06There it is
19:09Dear, oh dear
19:12That trick didn't seem to work
19:13I'd better try a different trick
19:14I'll tell you what
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time
19:17That should work
19:18Here we go
19:19No problems at all
19:21Got them all tied up
19:22Now there's no
19:23Oh, not funny
19:27Okay, got them all tied up
19:29There's no way they can escape
19:31There's definitely no way they can
19:32There's something strange about this
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here
19:43You can be my helper
19:44This lady here
19:45Here she comes
19:46A brave helper
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that
19:51Okay, terrific
19:52And I'll tie you up
19:53Okay, here we go
19:54Put your hand through the middle there
19:56Got you
19:56But just to make sure I've got her
19:58I'd better tie her up again
19:59Straight up
20:01Hold that hand up in the air
20:02Now I've got her twice
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice
20:06There's no way she can get out of that
20:08Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again
20:14Through the middle
20:15Got you
20:16But just to make sure
20:17Up through the middle hole again
20:19Now this time I
20:20She's waving to somebody
20:21You don't wave to trees
20:23Trees wave to you
20:25Okay, there we go
20:26Now
20:26I've definitely got her this time
20:29There's no way she can get out now
20:31Give her a big clap
20:35Well done
20:36And this time I'm going to make a cup and saucer
20:42Here we go
20:43There it is
20:45A cup and saucer
20:46And an Eiffel Tower
20:48Or a rocket
20:49And I need another helper now
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:53Me
20:54Me
20:54Okay, down here
20:55You can be my helper
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you
20:59And back up to me again
21:00Don't let go
21:01Down again
21:02Back again
21:03Down again
21:04Back again
21:04Just don't hit my nose
21:06Will you?
21:07Give her a big clap
21:08Well done
21:10Right, you can stop now
21:12And, oh, ladies and gentlemen
21:17Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger
21:20Ta-da
21:21And this time
21:24A sock
21:26Hanging out on a line to dry
21:29Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock
21:33Sing a song of sock pong
21:36Dad's socks are on the line
21:39Now that they've been washed
21:41All my family's doing fine
21:44When I got up this morning
21:47The cat was turning green
21:49And the dog had on his gas mask
21:53A sight you should have seen
21:56Can we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong
22:01Dad's socks are on the line
22:03Now that they've been washed
22:06All the family's doing fine
22:09When I got up this morning
22:12The cat was turning green
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask
22:18The sight you should have seen
22:20And, oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be, if you like
22:30Here he comes
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:34Okay, I'll give you a bit of string
22:36To hold on to with both of your hands
22:38Down the bottom there
22:40Can you hold on to that one
22:41With both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it
22:42Good boy
22:43And we'll make a man climb up a tree
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree
22:46And when he gets to the top of the tree
22:50He picks a coconut
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there
22:52Here it comes
22:53Well done
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute
22:57I can see a bear out there
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You can sit down again now
23:02And we'll go hunting bears
23:04I need some people to go like this
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah
23:08And mums and dads as well
23:11We need some copycats to say
23:13We're going on a bear hunt
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go
23:16We're going on a bear hunt
23:18We're going on a bear hunt
23:20We're going to catch a big one
23:22We're going to catch a big one
23:24I'm not scared
23:26I'm not scared
23:28What a beautiful day
23:29What a beautiful day
23:31Uh-oh
23:32Uh-oh
23:33Grass
23:34Grass
23:35Make some grass
23:36Long, wavy grass
23:39Long, wavy grass
23:40We can't go over it
23:42We can't go over it
23:44We can't go under it
23:46We can't go under it
23:48We'll have to go through it
23:51Can you park the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh
23:55Very good
23:56We're going on a bear hunt
23:58We're going on a bear hunt
24:00We're going to catch a big one
24:02We're going to catch a big one
24:04I'm not scared
24:05I'm not scared
24:07What a beautiful day
24:09What a beautiful day
24:10Uh-oh
24:11Uh-oh
24:12Mud
24:13Mud
24:14Thick, squelchy mud
24:16Thick, squelchy mud
24:18We can't go over it
24:20We can't go over it
24:22We can't go under it
24:24We can't go under it
24:25We'll have to go through it
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:30Yeah
24:30Oh, no
24:34I'm stuck
24:36Ah-ya
24:40Sorry
24:40We're going on a bear hunt
24:43We're going on a bear hunt
24:45We're going to catch a big one
24:46We're going to catch a big one
24:48I'm not scared
24:50I'm not scared
24:52What a beautiful day
24:53What a beautiful day
24:55Uh-oh
24:56Uh-oh
24:57A cave
24:59A cave
25:00A dark, gloomy cave
25:03A dark, gloomy cave
25:05We can't go over it
25:07We can't go over it
25:09We can't go under it
25:11We can't go under it
25:13We'll have to go through it
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt
25:25We're going on a bear hunt
25:27We're going to catch a big one
25:29We're going to catch a big one
25:31Uh-uh
25:31I'm not scared
25:32I'm not scared
25:34Uh-oh
25:35Uh-oh
25:36Two black furry ears
25:38Two black furry ears
25:40One black wet nose
25:42One black wet nose
25:44Two sharp, pointy teeth
25:46Two sharp, pointy teeth
25:48It's a bear
25:48Quick, run back through the cave
25:49Quick, run back through the cave
25:49Quick, run back through the mud
25:52I like this bit
25:54Oh, no
25:55Not again, Ian
25:57Ah-ya
25:58Keep doing that
26:00Quick, run back through the cave
26:01Shhhh
26:02Shhhh
26:02Shhh
26:02Shhhh
26:03Shhh
26:03Whish
26:04Whish
26:04And quick, shut the gate
26:05before the bear gets you
26:06Up the garden bar
26:09Open the door
26:10Yeah
26:10Close it
26:11Oops, hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:16Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:19Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
26:30Here is my handle, here is my spout.
26:34When it gets all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:41Or I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle, here is my handle.
26:48Whoops, hang on.
26:50Two handles, silly me.
26:52I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:58I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to night time, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:17And hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:20I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:24I have no toenails.
27:27I have no hair.
27:29If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:35And out it comes.
27:39Oh, some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:49At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my house.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out for this one because you've got to be little wombats, round and fat.
28:06I'm a little wombat, round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground, just ring me up.
28:20I'll come around.
28:22And oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27Raining?
28:27Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:31It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:41It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44The old man is snoring.
28:46He bumped his head on the back of the bed and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:55Rain, rain, go away.
28:58Come again another day.
29:01All the children want to play.
29:04So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:08That's what we used to sing when I was little.
29:09It worked sometimes.
29:11I don't think Mum liked it very much though.
29:13If you try that one again.
29:14Rain, rain, go away.
29:15Big breath.
29:15Ready?
29:15Off we go.
29:17Rain, rain, go away.
29:20Come again another day.
29:23All the children want to play.
29:26So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:30Hey, it worked.
29:31The rain stopped.
29:32We can go outside again.
29:35Splash!
29:36Oh, yuck.
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole.
29:41It's full of water.
29:43Oh.
29:43I am sitting in the middle of a rather muddy puddle with my bottom full of bubbles and my gumboots
29:54full of mud.
29:56While my stomach and my sweater go on slowly getting wetter as I very slowly settle to the
30:05bottom of the bottom of the mud and I find that what a person with a puddle around his middle thinks of mostly in the muddle is the muddiness of mud.
30:17It's rained all night and the yard's still wet but I'll be okay mum don't you fret.
30:28I'll dodge that puddle and that big muddy pool and I'll still be dry when I get to school.
30:35Then splat!
30:36Then splat!
30:36Sploosh!
30:37Oh, yuck!
30:39No!
30:40I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
30:45Mum!
30:46Mum!
30:46Oh, please believe me!
30:48A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
30:51And as I went by it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout, you know what mum said?
31:01Into the bath with you young man and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
31:09Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
31:20Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
31:28Well, bye now mum, I will take care.
31:36I just had a look and that puddle's not there.
31:40I'm through the gate and I'm down the street but I've scarcely gone more than 15 feet when...
31:48Splash!
31:49Sploosh!
31:51Oh, yuck!
31:52No!
31:53I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
31:59Mum!
32:00Mum!
32:01Oh, please believe me!
32:03A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
32:08And as I went by it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout, what did mum say?
32:18Into the bath with you young man and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
32:27Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
32:39Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
32:52This time I'm ready when I go out of the gate.
32:56I take three steps, then I stand and wait.
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump from behind the tree.
33:06And that muddy puddle steps out at me.
33:14Quick as a flash, in my pockets I grope and pull from each a cake of soap.
33:21Then splat!
33:24Sploosh!
33:24Oh, yuck, yes, that big muddy puddle got a shock, I guess.
33:31Cause both bars hit, it went bubble, burp, burp, burp, burp, sploosh.
33:39Sploosh!
33:40It's about time somebody else got a wash.
33:44hey somebody that's the bag down here
33:55oh wow it's got a juggling ball in it hey maybe i could do some juggling for you here we go
34:02knee juggling do you like it what's wrong need another one hang on we'll sort out two first
34:13anybody know what you do with two balls i like that oh thank you very much it's not working very
34:20well i gotta throw them oh thank you throw them no worries it's one at a time oh no i catch them
34:34all right throw them and catch them got it now throw them no oh they gotta change hands all right
34:41throw them and catch them they change hands oh they change hands in the air so i throw the yellow
34:49one up where does it land in that and throw the green one up where does it land oh now i've got
34:55it everybody nice and quiet here we go you ready down this side
34:59hey you're not supposed to laugh at this this is serious no laughing this time everybody serious
35:07i'll try one more time no laughing
35:13hey i did it hey if i can do two maybe i could do three
35:21hang on let's get three sorted out first
35:25ow oh it's not funny something prickled my finger
35:30oh look what it is it's little herbert the hedgehog say g'day herbert
35:35you want the proper introduction oh all right then ladles and jelly spoons now
35:44did i say something wrong
35:47ladies oh ladies oh sorry ladies and jelly men
35:54poison girls now
36:00ladies and gentlemen poison girls now
36:04don't get it wrong again boys oh sorry ladies and gentlemen boys with curls now
36:12boys and girls oh sorry ladies and gentlemen boys and girls may i present herbert the world's only juggler
36:17hedgehog you ready herb you want them to count to three can you count to three
36:28one two three
36:31not loud enough can you do it louder
36:34one two three
36:37oh crikey i wish i'd never asked here we go
36:40ouch ouch oh stop laughing it's not funny ouch
36:45ouch oh oh herbert you're a bit prickly for juggling with can i swap you over for another ball
36:50okay then back in your little house say bye herbert
36:54bye herbert
36:55and oh there is indeed another ball in here a red one
36:58let's see if they bounce hey the red one does the yellow one does
37:02the green hey terrific i can do some bounce juggling
37:05i got up in the air first and then down on the ground there's bouncy juggling
37:11and back up in the air again and oh mums and dads if you want to learn to juggle four
37:15you have to learn this trick two in one hand
37:18and two in the other only one minor problem
37:21you've got to be able to do it in both hands at once and i can't
37:25but he did help me with this trick here's the cheats way of juggling three
37:28or this one one up the middle
37:33weee weee weee
37:36oh one over the top weee weee
37:38other side weee weee
37:42both sides at once weee weee weee weee
37:45hey that reminds me of a song
37:48when i was a wee wee tot
37:54that means a very small baby a wee wee tot
37:57mum put me on my wee wee pot
38:03that means exactly what you thought it meant
38:07to see if i would wee or not
38:11to see if i would wee or not
38:13but to wee wee i would not
38:17wee wee wee wee wee that's your bit
38:20wee wee wee wee wee
38:22because to wee wee wee i would not
38:27mum took me from my wee wee pot
38:31she put me in my wee wee cot
38:37and then i wee wee wee quite a lot
38:42wee wee wee wee wee wee
38:47wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
38:53And, oh, that little song's from Scotland, and so is this one.
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society.
39:06It's called, You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus.
39:10Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:14Bush, bush.
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:19Bush, bush.
39:19Oh, you canny shove your granny, cause she's your mummy's mummy.
39:24Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:27Bush, bush.
39:28Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
39:32All together.
39:33Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
39:37Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school.
39:47Hi, Granny.
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:51Hi, Granny.
39:53We'll all go round to see her.
39:55We'll all go round to see her.
39:57We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:59Hi, Granny.
40:01Push, push.
40:02You got the idea.
40:04Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
40:09Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
40:12Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, aye
40:16Yippee, yippee, aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
40:19Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Yeah!
40:24Oh, me too!
40:25This time you go yum, yum
40:28When she gives you the ice cream.
40:30Are you ready?
40:32Yum, yum
40:33Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:38Yum, yum
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:42Yum, yum
40:43She'll give us lots of ice cream, dirty flavoured ice cream
40:47She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:50Yum, yum
40:51Hi, Granny
40:52Push, push
40:54Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
40:59Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
41:03Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, aye
41:07Yippie, yippie, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:11I wonder if you could do a slurp this time.
41:13Do you know how to slurp?
41:15Well, you can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:21You can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:25You can't eat your custard.
41:27You can't eat your custard.
41:29You can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:32Yum, yum.
41:34Hi, Granny.
41:35Push, push.
41:36Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:41Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:44Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, ippie, yippie, aye.
41:51And I think this last verse is for the mums.
41:55You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:01You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:05Push, push, you can shove your other granny
42:09Cause she's your daddy's mummy
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:16Push, push, yum, yum
42:19Hi, granny, push, push
42:22Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:27Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:30Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:34Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie
42:37And again
42:37Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:41Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:44Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:47Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:51Yippie, aye
42:52And hey, this time, a song about a very strange camel
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:04Her name was Alice
43:06Alice the camel had five humps
43:10Alice the camel has five humps
43:13Alice the camel has five humps
43:16So go Alice, go
43:19Boom, boom, boom
43:21How many humps has she got this time?
43:23Four
43:23You make four humps there
43:25Alice the camel has four humps
43:28Alice the camel has four humps
43:32Alice the camel has four humps
43:35So go Alice, go
43:38Boom, boom, boom
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three
43:41Alice the camel has three humps
43:46Alice the camel has three humps
43:49Alice the camel has three humps
43:52So go Alice, go
43:55Boom, boom, boom
43:56How many this time?
43:58Two
43:58Oh that sounds a bit normal
44:00Alice the camel has two humps
44:03Alice the camel has two humps
44:07Alice the camel has two humps
44:10So go Alice, go
44:12Boom, boom, boom
44:14How many this time?
44:16One
44:16Only one, she must be a dromedary
44:19Here we go
44:20Alice the camel has one humps
44:23Alice the camel has one humps
44:27Alice the camel has one humps
44:30So go Alice, go
44:33Boom, boom, boom
44:34How many this time?
44:36No
44:36No humps
44:38So here we go then
44:39Alice the camel has no humps
44:42Alice the camel has no humps
44:46Alice the camel has no humps
44:49Because Alice is a
44:51Hot horse
44:52A horse
44:53Thank goodness you knew that
44:55And oh, a special song this time
44:58All about a bloke called Dr. Nickerbocka
45:01Oh you know that one
45:04Oh great, here we go then
45:06Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
45:10Number nine
45:11He likes to dance and he keeps in time
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:21Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
45:31Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
45:35Number nine
45:36He likes to dance and he keeps in time
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
45:42Boom, boom
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
45:46Boom, boom
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:53Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
46:03Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
46:07Number nine
46:08He likes to dance and he keeps in time
46:11Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
46:14Hang on a minute
46:15Last time I did this first
46:17Somebody went woo-woo in the audience
46:19Woo-woo? Yeah
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom
46:21You won't go woo-woo, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief
46:26Nice audience, this one
46:27They won't do it, Ian
46:28It's all right
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:32Woo-woo!
46:35I thought I heard something
46:37I thought I did
46:38Maybe it was our imagination
46:39We'll be all right
46:40Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:44Woo-woo!
46:45I think my imagination's getting louder
46:49Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
46:54Woo-woo!
46:57Very funny
46:58I'm so embarrassed
47:00I don't know where to put my bottom
47:01Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
47:06Boom-boom
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
47:09Boom-boom
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
47:13Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
47:16Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
47:20Last time
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
47:26Dr. Nicobog 10 Jobog 10 Jobog 10並
47:31Stop theant
47:32Oh wow
47:37Hey, thanks for having us at a concert
47:43Oh, I'll say that again
47:44Hey, thanks for having us
47:46Hang on a second
47:49Thanks for having us at your concert.
47:52No?
47:53Thanks for...
47:54Oh, you...
47:58Thanks for having us at my concert.
48:01Oh, I got it right now.
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here.
48:08What a lovely audience.
48:09And, oh, got your clapping hands ready,
48:12we might finish with one last clapping song.
48:15Got your clapping hands ready, and we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:19Here we go.
48:49Here we go.
49:19Ready again?
49:37Phew!
49:38Oh, thank you for coming.
49:42Bye, everybody.
49:44Bye.
49:44Bye-bye.
49:45Bye-bye.
49:47Hey!
49:47Where's Rufty Tufty?
49:49You hear the children call.
49:51Playing hide-and-seek, he's the finest of them all.
49:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Rufty Tufty.
50:00They seek him here.
50:01They seek him here, they seek him to head, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
50:04Rufty Tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
50:11Rufty Tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
50:17Rufty Tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
50:24Rufty Tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
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