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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21And yuck!
02:22I'm not kissing the cat!
02:27Woof!
02:28Woof!
02:29Woof!
02:30Woof!
02:31Woof!
02:32Woof!
02:34Woof!
02:36Woof!
02:37Woof!
02:42Woof!
02:43Woof!
02:44Woof!
03:46At playing hide-and-seek, he's the finest of them all.
03:52Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
03:58They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
04:02Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
04:08That's your bit. Have a go at it.
04:10Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever, you know it already.
04:17Have a go at it. Here we go. Big breath.
04:19Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
04:28We've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:31Everybody in this time, you ready? Big breath.
04:37Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred, or even just to ten.
04:51Ruff-dee has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
05:07Here comes your bit.
05:08Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
05:15And again.
05:16Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee runs around, plays hide-and-seek all through the town, but they can't find Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee.
05:23Where's Ruff-dee-Tuff-dee?
05:25You hear the children call
05:27At playing hide and seek
05:29He's the finest of them all
05:32Though the weather's fine
05:34And the day is fair
05:36They can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there
05:40But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:42Go for it!
05:43Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:44Ways hide and seek all through the town
05:47But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:48And again!
05:49Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:51Ways hide and seek all through the town
05:54But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:55Really quiet!
05:56Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:58Ways hide and seek all through the town
06:00But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
06:02In a whisper!
06:03Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
06:05Ways hide and seek all through the town
06:07But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
06:09Hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house
06:20To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house
06:30To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
06:49Cat's got the measles, whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller
07:23Take away the caterpillar
07:27Let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:28Little Arabella Miller
07:32Had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say?
07:48He say?
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:51They said, Arabella Miller
07:55Take away the caterpillar
08:00Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles
08:09And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow
08:24Meow
08:27And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes, a bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undie
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:57I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:01And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:24Ow!
09:25I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:47Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play one with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your wombat
11:04And your wombat
11:04And you play a game of wom
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Oh sorry
11:12Old MacDonald had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well when the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah?
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here
12:09And a
12:09Snap snap
12:10There
12:10Here a
12:11Snap
12:11There a
12:11Snap
12:12Everywhere a
12:12Snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the
12:18Billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:20Old MacDonald had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry king of the bush is he
12:36Laugh, Kookaburra laugh
12:39Kookaburra gay your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry king of the bush is he
12:51Laugh, Kookaburra laugh
12:54Kookaburra gay your life must be
12:57And what about some funny words?
12:59It's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops he can see
13:07Stop, Kookaburra stop
13:09Kookaburra leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh great, okay here we go then
13:20You ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra hot your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra hot your tail must be
13:52Oh well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
15:00Let's go
15:30Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy
15:44With holes in his socks
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:50And what about a long nose for the fox?
15:54And don't forget to point at somebody
15:55With holes in their socks
15:56But don't point at me, will you?
15:59Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there
16:02Here we go
16:03Bar, bar, black sheep
16:05Have you any wool?
16:06Ooh, yes sir, yes sir
16:09Three bags full
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey
16:13Woof, woof, woof
16:14And one for the fox
16:16Woof
16:16And one for the little boy
16:19With holes in it
16:21You're tricky
16:22You're tricky
16:23And oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:30Daddy bought a motor car
16:33Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again
16:54Hang on a minute, he's fixing up
16:58I'll just fix it
16:59Be alright now, I'm good at fixing things
17:02Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car
17:07It'll be alright now
17:10Don't want a police car either
17:16Okay, got it this time
17:20It'll be okay now
17:21I don't want a sad car either
17:27I'll tell you what
17:28Try your horn
17:29And see if it works any better than mine
17:31Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car
17:37Let's try that song again
17:38You ready?
17:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:42Daddy bought a motor car
17:45Press the button, pull the choke
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke
17:52Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:59Daddy bought a motor car
18:02And oh, got those knee claps ready again
18:06Thank you
18:20Oh, no, well done
18:24And oh, wow, some good clappers out there.
18:38And hey, I've just thought of another trick.
18:40This one I learned off an old Japanese gentleman.
18:43Got miles of string around here.
18:45Let's see if I can do it for you.
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string.
18:50And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half.
18:52Can you see that short blue string long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again.
18:58Look, I fold the blue string.
19:00Now I've got it.
19:01There we go.
19:02No.
19:04Hang on a minute.
19:05I'll try one more time.
19:08There it is.
19:11Dear, oh dear, that trick didn't seem to work.
19:13I'd better try a different trick.
19:14I'll tell you what.
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time.
19:17That should work.
19:18Here we go.
19:20No problems at all.
19:21Got them all tied up.
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Ah!
19:25Oh!
19:26Oh, funny!
19:28Okay, got them all tied up.
19:29There's no way they can escape.
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32Ah!
19:35There's something strange about this.
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up.
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here.
19:43You can be my helper.
19:44This lady here.
19:46Here she comes, a brave helper.
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that.
19:51Okay, terrific.
19:52And I'll tie you up.
19:53Okay, here we go.
19:55Put your hand through the middle there.
19:56Got you.
19:57But just to make sure I've got her, I'd better tie her up again.
20:00Straight up.
20:01Hold that hand up in the air.
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice.
20:06There's no way she can get out of that.
20:10Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again.
20:14Through the middle.
20:15Well, got you.
20:16But just to make sure, up through the middle hole again.
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody.
20:22You don't wave to trees.
20:23Trees wave to you.
20:25Okay, there we go.
20:26Now, I've definitely got her this time.
20:29There's no way she can get out now.
20:33Give her a big clap.
20:35Well done.
20:36You can sit down with her.
20:38And I'll...
20:39This time, I'm going to make a cup and saucer.
20:43Here we go.
20:43There it is.
20:45A cup and saucer.
20:46And an Eiffel Tower or a rocket.
20:50And I need another helper now.
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper.
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you and back up to me again.
21:00Don't let go.
21:01Down again.
21:02Back again.
21:03Down again.
21:04Back again.
21:05Just don't hit my nose, will you?
21:07Give her a big clap.
21:09Well done.
21:10All right, you can stop now.
21:14And, oh, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger.
21:21Ta-da.
21:21And this time, a sock hanging out on a line to dry.
21:30Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock.
21:34Sing a song of sock pong.
21:37Dad's socks are on the line.
21:39Now that they've been washed, all my family's doing fine.
21:44When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
21:50And the dog had on his gas mask, a sight you should have seen.
21:56Should we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong.
22:01Dad's socks are on the line.
22:04Now that they've been washed, all the family's doing fine.
22:09When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask, the sight you should have seen.
22:21And, oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be, if you like.
22:30Here he comes.
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:35Okay, I'll give you a bit of string to hold on to with both of your hands.
22:39Down the bottom there.
22:40Can you hold on to that one with both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it.
22:43Good boy.
22:44And we'll make a man climb up a tree.
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree.
22:49And when he gets to the top of the tree, he picks a coconut.
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there.
22:52Here it comes.
22:53Now, bonk.
22:55Well done.
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute.
22:57I can see a bear out there.
22:59Should we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You could sit down again now and we'll go hunting bears.
23:05I need some people to go like this.
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09And mums and dads as well.
23:11We need some copycats to say we're going on a bear hunt.
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go.
23:16We're going on a bear hunt.
23:18We're going on a bear hunt.
23:20We're going to catch a big one.
23:22We're going to catch a big one.
23:24I'm not scared.
23:26I'm not scared.
23:28What a beautiful day.
23:29What a beautiful day.
23:31Uh-oh.
23:32Uh-oh.
23:33Grass.
23:34Grass.
23:35Make some grass.
23:37Long, wavy grass.
23:39Long, wavy grass.
23:40We can't go over it.
23:42We can't go over it.
23:44We can't go under it.
23:46We can't go under it.
23:48We'll have to go through it.
23:51Can you part the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh.
23:54Whoosh.
23:54Whoosh.
23:55Very good.
23:56Whoosh.
23:56We're going on a bear hunt.
23:58We're going on a bear hunt.
24:00We're going to catch a big one.
24:02We're going to catch a big one.
24:04I'm not scared.
24:06I'm not scared.
24:07What a beautiful day.
24:09What a beautiful day.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Mud.
24:13Mud.
24:14Thick, squelchy mud.
24:16Thick, squelchy mud.
24:18We can't go over it.
24:20We can't go over it.
24:22We can't go under it.
24:24We can't go under it.
24:25We'll have to go through it.
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:30Yeah.
24:33Oh, no.
24:35I'm stuck.
24:39Oh, yeah.
24:40Sorry.
24:41We're going on a bear hunt.
24:43We're going on a bear hunt.
24:45We're going to catch a big one.
24:46We're going to catch a big one.
24:49I'm not scared.
24:50I'm not scared.
24:52What a beautiful day.
24:53What a beautiful day.
24:55Uh-oh.
24:56Uh-oh.
24:57A cave.
24:59A cave.
25:00A dark, gloomy cave.
25:03A dark, gloomy cave.
25:05We can't go over it.
25:07We can't go over it.
25:09We can't go under it.
25:11We can't go under it.
25:13We'll have to go through it.
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt.
25:25We're going on a bear hunt.
25:27We're going to catch a big one.
25:29We're going to catch a big one.
25:31I'm not scared.
25:33I'm not scared.
25:34Uh-oh.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:36Two black furry ears.
25:38Two black furry ears.
25:41One black wet nose.
25:42One black wet nose.
25:45Two sharp pointy teeth.
25:46Two sharp pointy teeth.
25:48It's a bear.
25:48Quick, run back through the cave.
25:51Quick, through the mud.
25:52I like this bit.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Not again, Ian.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:59Keeps doing that.
26:00Quick, through the long grass.
26:02Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you.
26:06Up the garden path.
26:09Open the door.
26:11Close it.
26:12Hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:16Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:18Hang on.
26:19Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so, too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
26:30Here is my handle, here is my spout.
26:34When it gets all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:40Or, I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle, here is my handle.
26:48Whoops.
26:49Hang on.
26:50Two handles?
26:51Silly me, I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And, oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:59I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to night time, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:17And, hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:20I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:25I have no toenails.
27:27I have no hair.
27:28If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:36Out it comes.
27:39Oh, some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:49At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my house.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And, oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out for this one
28:02because you've got to be little wombats, round and fat.
28:06I'm a little wombat, round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground,
28:18just ring me up.
28:20I'll come around.
28:22And, oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27It's raining.
28:27It's raining.
28:27Oh, dear.
28:28Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:30It's pouring.
28:31It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed.
28:38And he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:40It's raining.
28:42It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44It's raining.
28:45It's raining.
28:46It's raining.
28:47It's raining.
28:47It's raining.
28:48He bumped his head on the back of the bed.
28:49And he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:55Rain, rain, go away.
28:58Come again another day.
29:01All the children want to play.
29:04So come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:08That's what we used to sing when I was little.
29:09It worked sometimes.
29:11I don't think Mum liked it very much, though.
29:13If you could try that one again.
29:14Rain, rain, go away.
29:15Big breath.
29:15Ready?
29:15off we go rain rain go away come again another day all the children want to play so come on
29:27mother's washing day hey it worked the rain stopped we can go outside again
29:33oh yuck i just fell in the wombat hole it's full of water oh i am sitting in the middle of a rather
29:48muddy puddle with my bottom full of bubbles and my gumboots full of mud while my stomach and my
29:58sweater go on slowly getting wetter as i very slowly settle to the bottom of the mud and i
30:08find that what a person with a puddle around his middle thinks of mostly in the muddle is the
30:14muddiness of mud
30:17it's rained all night and the yard's still wet but i'll be okay mum don't you fret
30:28i'll dodge that puddle and that big muddy pool and i'll still be dry when i get to school then
30:35splat sploosh oh yuck no i'm covered in mud from head to toe mum mum oh please believe me a big muddy puddle
30:49i'll hid behind a tree and as i went by it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before i could
30:59shout you know what mum said into the bath with you young man and scrub that mud off as quick as you can
31:09don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and a little bit of mud in between your toes then
31:21on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now no more dirt
31:28well bye now mum i will take care i just had a look and that puddle's not there
31:39i'm through the gate and i'm down the street but i've scarcely gone more than 15 feet when
31:48splat sploosh oh yuck no i'm covered in mud from head to toe
31:58mum mum mum oh please believe me a big muddy puddle hid behind a tree and as i went by
32:10it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before i could shout what did mum say
32:18into the bath with you young man and scrub that mud off as quick as you can don't forget your ears
32:30and that mark on your nose and a little bit of mud in between your toes then on with your trousers and a
32:42clean new shirt and try to remember now no more dirt
32:52this time i'm ready when i go out of the gate i take three steps then i stand and wait there's a gurgle
33:03and a glump from behind the tree and that muddy puddle steps out at me quick as a flash
33:15in my pockets i grope and pull from each a cake of soap then splat sploosh oh yuck yes that big
33:27muddy puddle got a shop i guess cause both bars hit it went bubble burp burp splosh it's about time
33:41somebody else got a wash
33:53hey somebody's left the bag down here
33:57oh wow it's got a juggling ball in it hey maybe i could do some juggling for you here we go knee
34:02juggling
34:05you like it what's wrong need another one hang on we'll sort out two first anybody know what you do
34:14with two balls i like that oh thank you very much it's not working very well i got to throw them oh
34:23thank you throw them no worries one at a time oh no i catch them all right throw them and catch them
34:35got it now throw them no oh they've got to change hands all right throw them and catch them and they
34:42change hands oh they change hands in the air so i throw the yellow one up where does it land
34:50in that and throw the green one up where does it land oh now i've got it everybody nice and quiet here
34:57here we go you ready down this side hey you're not supposed to laugh at this this is serious no
35:05laughing this time everybody's serious
35:07i'll try one more time no laughing
35:17hey i did it hey if i can do two maybe i could do three
35:23hang on let's get three sorted out first
35:25ow oh it's not funny something prickled my feet oh look what it is it's little herbert the hedgehog
35:34say g'day herbert
35:38you want the proper introduction oh all right then ladles and jelly spoons now
35:45did i say something wrong
35:47ladies oh ladies oh ladies oh sorry ladies and jelly men
35:58ladies and gentlemen oh sorry ladies and gentlemen poison girls now
36:06did i get it wrong again boys oh sorry ladies and gentlemen boys with curls now
36:17i present herbert the world's only juggling hedgehog you ready herb you want them to count to three
36:27can you count to three
36:28one two three
36:32not loud enough can you do it louder
36:37oh crikey i wish i'd never asked here we go
36:41ouch oh stop laughing it's not funny ouch
36:45oh oh herbert you're a bit prickly for juggling with can i swap you over for another ball
36:51okay then back in your little house say bye herbert
36:55and oh there is indeed another ball in here a red one let's see if they bounce hey the red one
37:01does the yellow one does the green hey terrific i can do some bounce juggling i got up in the air
37:06first and then down on the ground there's bouncy juggling and back up in the air again and oh mums and
37:14dads if you want to learn to juggle four you have to learn this trick two in one hand and two in the
37:20other only one minor problem you've got to be able to do it in both hands at once and i can't but
37:25he did help me with this trick here's the cheats way of juggling three
37:32or this one one up the middle
37:36or one over the top
37:39other side
37:42both sides at once
37:43hey that reminds me of a song when i was a wee wee tot
37:54that means a very small baby a wee wee tot mom put me on my wee wee pot
38:01that means exactly what you thought it meant to see if i would wee or not
38:13but to wee wee i would not wee wee wee wee that's your bit wee wee wee wee wee
38:22because to wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee wee
38:52And, oh, that little song's from Scotland, and so is this one.
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society.
39:06It's called, You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus.
39:10Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:14Bush, bush.
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:19Bush, bush.
39:19Oh, you canny shove your granny, cause she's your mummy's mummy.
39:24Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus.
39:27Bush, bush.
39:28Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
39:32All together.
39:33Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
39:37Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye, aye.
39:40Yippy, yippy, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school.
39:47Hi, Granny.
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:51Hi, Granny.
39:53We'll all go round to see her.
39:55We'll all go round to see her.
39:57We'll all go round to see her after school.
39:59Hi, Granny.
40:01Push, push.
40:02You got the idea.
40:04Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:09Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye.
40:12Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, aye
40:16Yippee, yippee, aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
40:19Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Oh, me too.
40:26This time you go yum, yum when she gives you the ice cream.
40:30Are you ready?
40:31Yum, yum.
40:34Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:44She'll give us lots of ice cream, dirty flavoured ice cream.
40:47She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum, yum.
40:51Hi, Granny.
40:53Push, push.
40:55Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
40:59Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
41:03Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, yippee, yippee, aye,
41:08I wonder if you could do a slurp this time, do you know how to slurp?
41:14Well, you can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:21You can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:25You can't eat your custard.
41:28You can't eat your custard.
41:30You can't eat your custard with a fork.
41:33Yum, yum.
41:34Hi, Granny.
41:35Push, push.
41:36Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:41Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:44Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:47I, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye.
41:51And I think this last verse is for the mums.
41:54You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:01Push, push.
42:02You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:05Push, push.
42:06You can shove your other granny.
42:09Cause she's your daddy's mummy.
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:16Push, push.
42:18Yum, yum.
42:19Hi, Granny.
42:20Push, push.
42:22Oh, I'm going to pieces.
42:23Me, puppy, withones.
42:24Just bring it in.
42:25I mean, you have a bus.
42:26She's got its mane on.
42:27You can have run all parishioners,
42:37For the horses走ers,
42:40And you can get your first Schule money,
42:42And they're myself.
42:43singing i-i-i-i-i-i.
42:45singing i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i.
42:47i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i.
42:57And hey, this time a song about a very strange camel.
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:03Five.
43:04Her name was Alice.
43:06Alice the camel had five humps.
43:09Five humps Alice the camel has five humps.
43:13Alice the camel has five humps.
43:16So go Alice go.
43:19Boom boom boom.
43:21How many humps did she got this time?
43:23You make four humps there?
43:25Alice the camel has four humps.
43:28Alice the camel has four humps.
43:32Alice the camel has four humps.
43:35So go Alice go.
43:38Boom boom boom.
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three.
43:42Alice the camel has three humps.
43:45Alice the camel has three humps.
43:49Alice the camel has three humps.
43:52So go Alice go.
43:55Boom boom boom.
43:56How many this time?
43:57Two.
43:58Oh that sounds a bit normal.
44:00Alice the camel has two humps.
44:03Alice the camel has two humps.
44:06Alice the camel has two humps.
44:07Alice the camel has two humps.
44:10So go Alice go.
44:12Boom boom boom.
44:14How many this time?
44:16One.
44:17Only one.
44:18She must be a dromedary.
44:19Here we go.
44:20Alice the camel has one hump.
44:23Alice the camel has one hump.
44:26Alice the camel has one hump.
44:28So go Alice go.
44:29Boom boom boom.
44:30How many this time?
44:31No.
44:32No humps.
44:33So here we go then.
44:34Alice the camel has no humps.
44:35Alice the camel has no humps.
44:37Alice the camel has no humps.
44:39Alice the camel has no humps.
44:41no humps Alice the camel has no humps Alice the camel has no humps because Alice is a
44:51horse. A horse. Thank goodness you knew that. And oh a special song this time all about
44:59a bloke called Dr. Knickerbock. Oh you know that one. Oh great. Here we go then. Dr. Knickerbock
45:09Knickerbock number nine. He likes to dance and he keeps it in time. Now let's get the rhythm
45:17of the hands. Now we've got the rhythm of the hands. Now let's get the rhythm of the number
45:25nine. Oh look at that. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Dr. Knickerbock
45:34Knickerbock number nine. He likes to dance and keep it tight. Now let's get the rhythm of
45:42the feet. Boom, boom. Now we've got the rhythm of the feet. Boom, boom. Now let's get the
45:48rhythm of the hands. Now we've got the rhythm of the hands. Now let's get the rhythm of the
45:56number nine. Number nine. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine. Dr. Knickerbock
46:05Knickerbock, Knickerbock number nine. He likes to dance and he keeps it tight. Now let's get the rhythm
46:13of the hands. Hang on a minute. Last time I did this first somebody went whoop whoop in the audience.
46:19Whoop whoop? Yeah. I have to wiggle my bottom and they went, you won't go whoop whoop will you?
46:23Oh, that's a relief. Oh, nice audience this one. They won't do it Ian. It's all right.
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips. Whoop whoop whoop. I thought I heard something. I thought
46:37I did. Maybe it was our imagination. We'll be all right. Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:44Whoop whoop. I think my imagination's getting louder. Now we've got the rhythm of the hips.
46:53Whoop whoop. Very funny. I'm so embarrassed I don't know where to put my bottom.
47:01Now let's get the rhythm of the feet. Boom boom. Now we've got the rhythm of the feet. Boom boom.
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands. Now we've got the rhythm of the hands. Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
47:20Last time. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
47:26Dr. Nick-a-bocker, Nick-a-bocker of the night.
47:34Oh, wow. Hey, thanks for having us at a concert. Oh, I'll say that again. Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Thanks for... Hang on a second. Thanks for having us at your concert. No. Thanks for...
47:54Oh, thanks for having us at my concert. Oh, I got it right now. Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here. What a lovely audience. And oh, got your clapping hands ready.
48:12We might finish with one last clapping song. Got your clapping hands ready and we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:48It's got elephants inside it. Goodness gracious me. I think we'd better
49:18try that ending again. You got your hands ready again?
49:20Oh, thank you for coming. Bye, everybody. Bye. Bye-bye.
49:45Bye-bye.
49:47Hey!
49:48Bye-bye.
49:50Bye-bye.
49:52Bye-bye.
49:54Bye-bye.
49:56Bye-bye.
49:58Bye-bye.
50:00Bye-bye.
50:02Bye-bye.
50:04Bye-bye.
50:05Bye-bye.
50:06Bye-bye.
50:08Bye-bye.
50:10Bye-bye.
50:12Bye-bye.
50:14Bye-bye.
50:16Bye-bye.
50:18Bye-bye.
50:20Bye-bye.
50:22Bye-bye.
50:24Bye-bye.
50:26Bye-bye.
50:28Bye-bye.
50:30Bye-bye.
50:32Runs around place, hide and seek
50:33All through the town, but they can't find
50:35Rufti-Dufti
50:36Rufti-Dufti runs around place, hide and seek
50:40All through the town, but they can't find
50:42Rufti-Dufti