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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21And yuck!
02:22I'm not kissing the cat.
02:26Woof!
02:27Woof!
02:28Woof!
02:29Woof!
02:31Woof!
03:02Oh, g'day everybody, I'm Mike, and that was a hammered dulcimer.
03:32And I'm Ian, and I was playing a bass clarinet there.
03:35Now this one's a siturn.
03:37And this little colour here is a concertina.
04:10So at it, Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever, you know it already.
04:17Have a go at it.
04:18Here we go.
04:18Big breath.
04:20Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:25But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:28We've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:33Everybody in this time.
04:34You ready?
04:35Big breath.
04:35Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:42But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred, or even just to ten.
04:51Rufty has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:04But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:06Here comes your bit.
05:09Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:13But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:20But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:23Where's Rufty Tufty?
05:25You hear the children call.
05:27At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
05:32Though the weather's fine and the day is fair,
05:36They can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:40But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:42Go for it.
05:43Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:47But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:48And again.
05:49Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:54But they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:55Really quiet.
05:56Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
06:00But they can't find Rufty.
06:02In a whisper.
06:03And Ruffty Tuffty runs around his hide and seek all through the tail
06:07And come by Ruffty Tuffty
06:09Hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house to find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop to neigh, me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
06:49Cat's got the measles, whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:27Now let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:29Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say, he say?
07:48Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:50Wah!
07:50They said, Arabella Miller, take away that caterpillar
07:59Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles got the cat
08:10Meow!
08:14And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow!
08:24Meow!
08:26Meow!
08:26And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes
08:33A bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undies
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:56I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:23And smacked me on the cheek
09:24Ow!
09:25I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald
10:27Had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:47Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald
10:51Had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play
11:01One with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your womball
11:04And you play a game of one
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Sorry
11:12Old MacDonald
11:15Old MacDonald
11:15Had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25Oh
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well
11:28When the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald
11:50Had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here and a
12:09Snap snap
12:10There
12:10Here a
12:11Snap
12:11There a
12:11Snap
12:12Everywhere a
12:12Snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the
12:18Billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:20Old MacDonald
12:22Had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:36Laugh
12:37Kookaburra, laugh
12:39Kookaburra, gay
12:40Your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry, king of the bush
12:50Merry, merry, king of the bush is he
12:51Laugh
12:52Kookaburra, laugh
12:54Kookaburra, gay
12:55Your life must be
12:57Hey, and what about some funny words?
12:59There's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops
13:05He can see
13:07Stop
13:07Kookaburra, stop
13:09Kookaburra, leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh, great
13:19Okay, here we go then
13:20Are you ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra, hot
13:34Your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra, hot
13:50Your tail must be
13:52Oh, well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And, oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
14:31Let's go
15:01Baa, baa, black sheep
15:30Have you any wool?
15:32Yes, sir, yes, sir
15:34Three bags full
15:35Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy
15:44With holes in his socks
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:49And a long nose for the fox
15:52And don't forget to point at somebody with holes in their socks
15:56But don't point at me, will you?
15:58Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there.
16:02Here we go.
16:03Ba-ba-black sheep, have you any wool?
16:07Ooh, yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey, whoop, whoop, whoop.
16:14And one for the fox, whoop.
16:17And one for the little boy with holes in it.
16:22Gee, you're tricky.
16:24And, oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:26Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
16:30Daddy bought a motor car.
16:34Press the button, pull the choke.
16:37Off we go in a cloud of smoke.
16:42Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
16:47Daddy bought a motor car.
16:51Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again.
16:56Hang on a minute, he needs fixing up.
16:58I'll just fix it.
17:00Be all right now.
17:00I'm good at fixing things.
17:05Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car.
17:09Be all right now.
17:14Don't want a police car either.
17:16Okay, got it this time.
17:20It'll be okay now.
17:26I don't want a sad car either.
17:28I'll tell you what, try your horn and see if it works any better than mine.
17:34Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car.
17:37Let's try that song again.
17:38You ready?
17:38And oh, got those knee claps ready again.
18:06Oh, no.
18:09Oh, wow, some good clappers out there.
18:37And hey, I've just thought of another trick.
18:40This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman.
18:43Got miles of string around here.
18:45Let's see if I can do it for you.
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string.
18:49And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half.
18:52Can you see that short blue string, long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again.
18:58Look, I fold the blue string in half.
19:00Now I've got it.
19:01There we go.
19:04Hang on a minute.
19:05I'll try one more time.
19:07There it is.
19:11Dear, oh dear, that trick didn't seem to work.
19:13I'd better try a different trick.
19:15I'll tell you what.
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time.
19:17That should work.
19:18Here we go.
19:20No problems at all.
19:21Got them all tied up.
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Oh, funny.
19:28Okay, got them all tied up.
19:29There's no way they can escape.
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32There's something strange about this.
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up.
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here.
19:43You can be my helper.
19:44This lady here.
19:46Here she comes.
19:46A brave helper.
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that.
19:51Okay, terrific.
19:52And I'll tie you up.
19:53Okay, here we go.
19:55Put your hand through the middle there.
19:56Got you.
19:56But just to make sure I've got her, I'd better tie her up again.
20:00Straight up.
20:01Hold that hand up in the air.
20:02Now I've got her twice.
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice.
20:06There's no way she can get out of that.
20:10Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again.
20:14Through the middle.
20:15Got you.
20:16But just to make sure, up through the middle hole again.
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody.
20:22You don't wave to trees.
20:23Trees wave to you.
20:25Okay, there we go.
20:26Now...
20:26I've definitely got her this time.
20:29There's no way she can get out now.
20:33Give her a big clap.
20:35Well done.
20:36You can sit down with it.
20:38And I'll...
20:39This time I'm going to make a cup and saucer.
20:43Here we go.
20:44There it is.
20:45A cup and saucer.
20:46And an Eiffel Tower or a rocket.
20:50And I need another helper now.
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper.
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you and back up to me again.
21:00Don't let go.
21:01Down again.
21:02Back again.
21:03Down again.
21:04Back again.
21:05Just don't hit my nose, will you?
21:06Give her a big clap.
21:07Give her a big clap.
21:09Well done.
21:10All right, you can stop now.
21:15And, oh, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger.
21:20Ta-da.
21:21Ta-da.
21:21And this time, a sock hanging out on the line to dry.
21:30Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock.
21:34Sing a song of sock pong.
21:37Dad's socks are on the line.
21:39Now that they've been washed, all my family's doing fine.
21:44When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
21:49And the dog had on his gas mask, a sight you should have seen.
21:56Can we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong.
22:01Dad's socks are on the line.
22:03Now that they've been washed, all the family's doing fine.
22:09When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask, a sight you should have seen.
22:21And, oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be, if you like.
22:30Here he comes.
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You're good at holding on to things.
22:35Okay, I'll give you a bit of string to hold on to with both of your hands.
22:39Down the bottom there.
22:40Can you hold on to that one with both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it.
22:43Good boy.
22:44And we'll make a man climb up a tree.
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree.
22:49And when he gets to the top of the tree, he picks a coconut.
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there.
22:52Here it comes.
22:53Meow.
22:54Bonk.
22:55Well done.
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute.
22:57I can see a bear out there.
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:00You could sit down again now and we'll go hunting bears.
23:05I need some people to go like this.
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09And mums and dads as well.
23:11We need some copycats to say we're going on a bear hunt.
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go.
23:16We're going on a bear hunt.
23:18We're going on a bear hunt.
23:20We're going to catch a big one.
23:22We're going to catch a big one.
23:24I'm not scared.
23:26I'm not scared.
23:28What a beautiful day.
23:29What a beautiful day.
23:31Uh-oh.
23:32Uh-oh.
23:34Grass.
23:35Grass.
23:35Make some grass.
23:37Long, wavy grass.
23:39Long, wavy grass.
23:40We can't go over it.
23:42We can't go over it.
23:44We can't go under it.
23:46We can't go under it.
23:48We'll have to go through it.
23:51Can you park the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh.
23:55Very good.
23:56We're going on a bear hunt.
23:58We're going on a bear hunt.
24:00We're going to catch a big one.
24:02We're going to catch a big one.
24:04I'm not scared.
24:06I'm not scared.
24:07What a beautiful day.
24:09What a beautiful day.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Mud.
24:13Mud.
24:14Thick, squelchy mud.
24:16Thick, squelchy mud.
24:18We can't go over it.
24:20We can't go over it.
24:22We can't go under it.
24:24We can't go under it.
24:25We'll have to go through it.
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:33Oh, no.
24:35I'm stuck.
24:37We're going on a bear hunt.
24:43We're going on a bear hunt.
24:45We're going to catch a big one.
24:47We're going to catch a big one.
24:49I'm not scared.
24:50I'm not scared.
24:52What a beautiful day.
24:53What a beautiful day.
24:55Uh-oh.
24:56Uh-oh.
24:57A cave.
24:59A cave.
25:00A dark, gloomy cave.
25:03A dark, gloomy cave.
25:05We can't go over it.
25:07We can't go over it.
25:09We can't go under it.
25:11We can't go under it.
25:13We'll have to go through it.
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt.
25:25We're going on a bear hunt.
25:27We're going to catch a big one.
25:29We're going to catch a big one.
25:31I'm not scared.
25:33I'm not scared.
25:34Uh-oh.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:36Two black furry ears.
25:38Two black furry ears.
25:40One black wet nose.
25:42One black wet nose.
25:45Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:46Two sharp, pointy teeth.
25:48It's a bear.
25:48Quick, run back through the cave.
25:51Quick, through the mud.
25:53I like this bit.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Not again, Ian.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:59Keep doing that.
26:00Quick, through the long grass.
26:01Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you.
26:06Up the garden bar.
26:09Open the door.
26:11Close it up.
26:12Oops.
26:13Hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:16Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:19Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so, too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, sure danced out.
26:30Here is my handle, here is my spout.
26:34When it gets all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:41Or I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle, here is my handle.
26:48Whoops.
26:49Hang on.
26:50Two handles?
26:51Silly me, I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And, oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:58I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to night time, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:16And, hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:21I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:24I have no toenails.
27:27I have no hair.
27:29If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:35Pfft.
27:36Out it comes.
27:39Oh, some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:41I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:49At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my hat.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And, oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out for this one,
28:02because you've got to be little wombats, round and fat.
28:05I'm a little wombat, round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground,
28:18just ring me up.
28:20I'll come around.
28:23And, oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27Raining?
28:27Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:31It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed
28:38and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:41It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44The old man is snoring.
28:47He bumped his head on the back of the bed
28:49and he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:52Rain, rain, go away
28:58Come again another day
29:01All the children want to play
29:04So come on Mother's Washing Day
29:07That's what we used to sing when I was little
29:09It worked sometimes
29:10I don't think Mum liked it very much though
29:12Shall we try that one again?
29:14Rain, rain, go away
29:15Big breath, ready?
29:16Off we go
29:16Rain, rain, go away
29:20Come again another day
29:23All the children want to play
29:26So come on Mother's Washing Day
29:30Hey, it worked, the rain stopped
29:32We can go outside again
29:33Splash!
29:36Oh, yuck!
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole
29:40It's full of water
29:42A hole
29:43I am sitting in the middle
29:47Of a rather muddy puddle
29:49With my bottom full of bubbles
29:52And my gumboots full of mud
29:55While my stomach and my sweater
29:58Go on slowly getting wetter
30:01As I very slowly settle
30:04To the bottom of the mud
30:07And I find that what a person
30:09With a puddle round his middle
30:10Thinks of mostly in the muddle
30:13Is the muddiness of mud
30:17It's rained all night
30:23And the yard's still wet
30:24But I'll be okay, Mum
30:26Don't you fret
30:28I'll dodge that puddle
30:29And that big muddy pool
30:31And I'll still be dry
30:33When I get to school
30:35Then splat!
30:36Sploosh!
30:37Oh, yuck!
30:38Oh, yuck!
30:38Oh, yuck!
30:39Oh, I'm covered in mud
30:41From head to toe
30:44Mum, Mum, oh, please believe me
30:48A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree
30:51And as I went by
30:54It jumped right out
30:56And splooshed all over me
30:58Before I could shout
31:00You know what Mum said
31:01Into the bath with you, young man
31:05And scrub that mud off
31:07As quick as you can
31:09Don't forget your ears
31:11And that mark on your nose
31:14And the little bit of mud
31:16In between your toes
31:20Then on with your trousers
31:22And a clean new shirt
31:23And try to remember now
31:26No more dirt
31:28Well, bye now Mum
31:34I will take care
31:36I just had a look
31:37And that puddle's not there
31:39I'm through the gate
31:42And I'm down the street
31:43But I've scarcely gone
31:45More than fifteen feet
31:47When
31:48Splat!
31:49Sploosh!
31:51Oh, yuck!
31:52No!
31:53I'm covered in mud
31:55From head to toe
31:58Mum, Mum
32:01Oh, please believe me
32:03A big muddy puddle
32:04Hid behind a tree
32:07And as I went by
32:10It jumped right out
32:12And splooshed all over me
32:15Before I could shout
32:17What did Mum say?
32:19Into the bath with you, young man
32:23And scrub that mud
32:24And scrub that mud off
32:25As quick as you can
32:27Don't forget your ears
32:30And that mark on your nose
32:33And the little bit of mud
32:36In between your toes
32:39Then on with your trousers
32:41And a clean new shirt
32:43And try to remember now
32:45No more dirt
32:48This time I'm ready
32:54When I go out of the gate
32:56I take three steps
32:58Then I stand and wait
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump
33:04From behind the tree
33:06And that muddy puddle
33:09Steps out at me
33:13Quick as a flash
33:15In my pockets I grope
33:17And pull from each
33:18A cake of soap
33:20Then splat
33:23Sploosh
33:24Oh, yuck, yes
33:26That big muddy puddle
33:28Got a shock, I guess
33:30Cause both bars hit
33:33It went bubble
33:34Burp
33:37Splosh
33:39It's about time
33:41Somebody else got a wash
33:44Hey, somebody
33:53That's the bag down here
33:55Oh, wow
33:58It's got a juggling ball in it
33:59Hey, maybe I could do
34:00Some juggling for you
34:01Here we go
34:02Knee juggling
34:03Do you like it?
34:07What's wrong?
34:09Need another one?
34:11Hang on
34:11We'll sort out two first
34:13Anybody know what you do
34:14With two balls?
34:14Yes
34:15Oh, like that
34:17Oh, thank you very much
34:18It's not working very well
34:20Oh, you've got to throw them
34:23Oh, thank you
34:24Throw them
34:24No worries
34:25One at a time
34:28One at a time
34:29Oh
34:30No?
34:33Oh, catch them
34:34Oh, right
34:34Throw them and catch them
34:35Got it now
34:36Throw them
34:36No?
34:39Oh, they've got to change hands
34:40Oh, right
34:41Throw them and catch them
34:42And they change hands
34:43Throw
34:44Oh, they change hands in the air
34:48So I throw the yellow one up
34:49Where does it land?
34:51In that
34:51And throw the green one up
34:53Where does it land?
34:53In that
34:54Oh, now I've got it
34:55Everybody nice and quiet
34:57Here we go
34:58Here we go
34:58You ready down this side
34:59Hey, you're not supposed to laugh at this
35:03Fitness is serious
35:05No laughing this time
35:06Everybody serious
35:07I'll try one more time
35:12No laughing
35:13Hey, I did it
35:18Hey, if I can do two
35:20Maybe I can do three
35:21Hang on, let's get three sorted out first
35:25Ow!
35:26Oh, oh
35:27It's not funny
35:29Something prickled my finger
35:30Oh, look what it is
35:32It's little Herbert the hedgehog
35:34Say g'day, Herbert
35:35You want the proper introduction
35:39Oh, all right then
35:41Ladles and jelly spoons
35:43Now
35:44Did I say something wrong?
35:47Yes
35:48Jelly
35:48Ladies
35:50Oh, ladies
35:50Oh, sorry
35:51Ladies and jelly men
35:54Oh, sorry
36:00Ladies and gentlemen
36:02Boys and girls
36:04Now
36:04Did I get it wrong again?
36:08Boys
36:09Oh, sorry
36:09Ladies and gentlemen
36:12Boys with curls
36:13Now
36:14Boys and girls
36:19Oh, sorry
36:19Ladies and gentlemen
36:21Boys and girls
36:22May I present Herbert
36:23The world's only juggling hedgehog
36:24You ready, Herb?
36:26You want them to count to three
36:27Can you count to three?
36:29Yep
36:29One, two, three
36:31Not loud enough
36:33Can you do it louder?
36:34One, two, three
36:37Oh, crikey
36:38I wish I'd never asked
36:39Here we go
36:40Ouch
36:41Ouch
36:42Oh, stop laughing
36:44It's not funny
36:45Ouch
36:45Ouch
36:46Oh, Herbert
36:47You're a bit prickly for juggling with
36:49Can I swap you over for another ball?
36:51Okay
36:51Then back in your little house
36:52Say bye, Herbert
36:53Bye, Herbert
36:55And oh, there is indeed another ball in here
36:58A red one
36:58Let's see if they bounce
37:00Hey, the red one does
37:01The yellow one does
37:02The green
37:03Hey, terrific
37:04I can do some bounce juggling
37:05I go up in the air first
37:07And then down on the ground
37:08There's bouncy juggling
37:11And back up in the air again
37:13And oh, mums and dads
37:14If you want to learn to juggle four
37:16You have to learn this trick
37:17Two in one hand
37:18And two in the other
37:20Only one minor problem
37:21You've got to be able to do it in both hands at once
37:24And I can't
37:25But he did help me with this trick
37:26Here's the cheats way of juggling three
37:28Or this one
37:32One up the middle
37:33Wee, wee
37:35Or one over the top
37:37Wee, wee
37:38Other side
37:39Wee, wee
37:41Both sides at once
37:43Wee, wee, wee, wee, wee
37:45Hey, that reminds me of a song
37:47When I was a wee, wee, wee, tot
37:51That means a very small baby
37:56A wee, wee, wee, tot
37:57Mum put me on my wee, wee, pot
38:01That means exactly what you thought it meant
38:06To see if I would wee or not
38:11But to wee, wee, wee, I would not
38:16Wee, wee, wee, wee
38:19That's your bit
38:20Wee, wee, wee, wee
38:22Because to wee, wee, I would not
38:27Mum took me from my wee, wee, pot
38:31She put me in my wee, wee, cot
38:36And then I wee, wee
38:41Quite a lot
38:42Wee, wee
38:43Wee, wee
38:45Wee, wee
38:46Wee, wee
38:48Wee, wee
38:49Wee, wee
38:51And oh, that little song's from Scotland
39:00And so is this one
39:01This is the theme song
39:03Of the Granny Preservation Society
39:05It's called
39:06You Canny Shove Your Granny Off A Bus
39:09Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:14Bush, bush
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:18Bush, bush
39:19Oh, you canny shove your granny
39:21Cause she's your mummy's mummy
39:23Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:26Bush, bush
39:27Singing
39:29Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:32All together
39:33Singing
39:34Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:36Singing
39:37Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, aye
39:40Yippie, yippie, aye, aye
39:42Yippie, yippie, aye
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school
39:47Hi, granny
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school
39:51Hi, granny
39:52We'll all go round to see her
39:55We'll all go round to see her
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school
39:59Hi, granny
40:00Push, push
40:02You got the idea
40:03Singing
40:05Hey, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:08Singing
40:09Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:12Singing
40:13Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:16Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:17Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:19Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Oh, me too
40:25This time you go yum yum when she gives you the ice cream.
40:30Are you ready? Yum yum.
40:34Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum.
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum.
40:44She'll give us lots of ice cream, dirty flavoured ice cream.
40:48She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum.
40:51Hi, Granny.
40:53Push, push.
40:54I wonder if you could do a slurp this time.
41:13Do you know how to slurp?
41:16Well, you can't eat your custard with a pork.
41:20You can't eat your custard with a pork.
41:24You can't eat your custard.
41:27You can't eat your custard.
41:29You can't eat your custard with a pork.
41:31Yum yum.
41:33Hi, Granny.
41:34Push, push.
41:36And I think this last verse is for the mums.
41:50And I think this last verse is for the mums.
41:54You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:00Push, push.
42:02You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:06Push, push.
42:07You can shove your other granny.
42:09Cause she's your daddy's mummy.
42:12Cause she's your daddy's mummy.
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus.
42:16Push, push.
42:17Push, push, push.
42:18Yum yum.
42:19Hi, Granny.
42:20Push, push.
42:21Push.
42:22Singing I, I, Yippy, Yippy, I.
42:34And again.
42:35Singing I, I, Yippy, Yippy, I.
42:40Singing I, I, Yippy, Yippy, I.
42:46Yippie yippie eye eye, yippie yippie eye eye, yippie yippie eye, yippie eye eye.
42:57And hey, this time a song about a very strange camel.
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:03Five!
43:04Her name was Alice.
43:06Alice the camel had five humps.
43:09Alice the camel had five humps.
43:13Alice the camel had five humps.
43:16So go Alice go.
43:19Boom boom boom.
43:20How many humps has she got this time?
43:22Four!
43:23You make four humps there.
43:25Alice the camel has four humps.
43:28Alice the camel has four humps.
43:31Alice the camel has four humps.
43:34So go Alice go.
43:37Boom boom boom.
43:39How many this time?
43:40Three!
43:42Alice the camel has three humps.
43:45Alice the camel has three humps.
43:49Alice the camel has three humps.
43:52So go Alice go.
43:55Boom boom boom.
43:56How many this time?
43:57Three!
43:58Three.
43:59Three.
44:00Three!
44:01pare.
44:02Two.
44:03Three humps.
44:04Four!
44:05Three.
44:06Three humps.
44:07Four!
44:09Three.
44:10Four!
44:11Four!
44:12One!
44:14Four!
44:15Four!
44:16Three!
44:17Four!
44:18Three!
44:19Two.
44:20One.
44:21Two mopping, One.
44:23Eight!
44:24Alice the camel has one hump. Alice the camel has one hump. So go Alice go boom boom boom. How many this time? No. No humps. So here we go then. Alice the camel has no humps. Alice the camel has no humps. Alice the camel has no humps because Alice is a horse.
44:52A horse. Thank goodness you knew that. And oh a special song this time. All about a bloke called Dr. Knickerbocker. Oh you know that one. Oh great. Here we go then.
45:06Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
45:11He likes to dance and he keeps in time.
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:22Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
45:31Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
45:36He likes to dance and he keeps in time.
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
45:43Boom, boom.
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
45:46Boom, boom.
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
45:54Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
45:57Now let's get a one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
46:04Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker, number nine.
46:08He likes to dance and he keeps in time.
46:12Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
46:14Hang on a minute.
46:15Last time I did this first, somebody went whoop-whoop in the audience.
46:19Whoop-whoop?
46:19Yeah.
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom and they went,
46:22you won't go whoop-whoop, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief.
46:26Oh, nice audience, this one.
46:27They won't do it, Ian.
46:28It's all right.
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:32Whoop-whoop!
46:33Whoop-whoop!
46:35I thought I heard something.
46:37I thought I did.
46:38Maybe it was our imagination.
46:40We'll be all right.
46:41Now let's get the rhythm of the hips.
46:44Whoop-whoop!
46:47I think my imagination's getting louder.
46:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hips.
46:54Whoop-whoop!
46:55Whoop-whoop!
46:55Whoop-whoop!
46:56Whoop-whoop!
46:57Very funny.
46:59I'm so embarrassed, I don't know where to put my bottom.
47:02Now let's get the rhythm of the feet.
47:06Boom, boom.
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet.
47:09Boom, boom.
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands.
47:14Now we've got the rhythm of the hands.
47:17Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine.
47:20Last time.
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
47:26Dr. Nick-a-bocker, Nick-a-bocker, love the night.
47:36Oh, wow.
47:41Hey, thanks for having us at a concert.
47:43Oh, I'll say that again.
47:44Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Hang on a second.
47:49Thanks for having us at your concert.
47:52No?
47:53Thanks for...
47:54Oh, you...
47:58Thanks for having us at my concert.
48:01Oh, I got it right now.
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here.
48:08What a lovely audience.
48:09And, oh, got your clapping hands ready,
48:12we might finish with one last clapping song.
48:15Got your clapping hands ready, and we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:19Here we go.
48:49Here we go.
49:19Ready again?
49:37Phew!
49:38Oh, thank you for coming.
49:42Bye, everybody.
49:44Bye.
49:44Bye-bye.
49:45Bye.
49:45Bye.
49:46Bye.
49:47Hey.
49:47Where's Ruf-T-Tuf-T-T?
49:49You hear the children call.
49:51Playing hide and seek.
49:53He's the finest of them all.
49:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
49:58But they can't find Wuffty Tuffty, They seek him here, they seek him ahead,
50:02But they can't find Wuffty Tuffty.
50:05Wuffty Tuffty runs around the place, Hide and seek all through the town,
50:09But they can't find Wuffty Tuffty.
50:23Rufty tufty, rufty tufty runs around place, hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find rufty tufty.