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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21Woof!
02:22Yuck!
02:23I'm not kissing the cat.
02:27Woof!
03:28Hi, I'm Mike, and that was a hammered dulcimer.
03:32And I'm Ian, and I was playing a bass clarinet there.
03:35Now this one's a siturn.
03:37And this little colour here is a concertina.
03:40Where's Rufty Tufty? You hear the children call.
03:46At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
03:52Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Rufty Tufty.
03:57They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:02Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:08That's your bit. Have a go at it.
04:10Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever, you know it already.
04:17Have a go at it. Here we go. Big breath.
04:20Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:28Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred, or even just to ten.
04:51Rufty has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair, they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:07Here comes your bit.
05:09Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Rufty Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town, but they can't find Rufty Tufty.
05:23Where's Rufty Tufty?
05:25You hear the children call
05:27At playing hide and seek
05:29He's the finest of them all
05:32Though the weather's fine
05:34And the day is fair
05:36They can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there
05:40But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:42Go for it!
05:43Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:44Ways hide and seek all through the town
05:47But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:48And again!
05:49Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:51Ways hide and seek all through the town
05:54But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
05:55Really quiet!
05:56Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
05:58Ways hide and seek all through the town
06:00But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
06:02In a whisper!
06:03Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee runs around
06:05Ways hide and seek all through the town
06:07But they can't find Ruff-Dee-Tuff-Dee
06:09Hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house
06:20To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house
06:30To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop-to-Nay, me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
06:49Cat's got the measles, whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh, what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh, I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller
07:23Take away the caterpillar
07:27Let's do that one again, are you ready?
07:28Little Arabella Miller
07:32Had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh, yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say?
07:48He say?
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:51They said, Arabella Miller
07:55Take away the caterpillar
08:00Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles, the measles
08:09And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow
08:24Meow
08:27And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes, a bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undie
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:57I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:01And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:24Ow!
09:25I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:39E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce bounce here
10:45And a bounce bounce there
10:47Here a bounce there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce bounce
10:50Old MacDonald had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play one with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your wombat
11:04And your wombat
11:04And you play a game of wom
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Oh sorry
11:12Old MacDonald had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well when the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah?
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a
12:07Snap snap
12:08Here
12:09And a
12:09Snap snap
12:10There
12:10Here a
12:11Snap
12:11There a
12:11Snap
12:12Everywhere a
12:12Snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the
12:18Billabong
12:18Oh
12:19Painful
12:20Old MacDonald had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry king of the bush is he
12:36Laugh, Kookaburra laugh
12:39Kookaburra gay your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry king of the bush is he
12:51Laugh, Kookaburra laugh
12:54Kookaburra gay your life must be
12:57And what about some funny words?
12:59It's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gum drops he can see
13:07Stop, Kookaburra stop
13:09Kookaburra leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh great, okay here we go then
13:20You ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra hot your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra hot your tail must be
13:52Oh well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
15:00Let's go
15:30Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy
15:44With holes in his socks
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:50And what about a long nose for the fox?
15:54And don't forget to point at somebody
15:55With holes in their socks
15:56But don't point at me, will you?
15:59Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there
16:02Here we go
16:03Bar, bar, black sheep
16:05Have you any wool?
16:06Ooh, yes sir, yes sir
16:09Three bags full
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey
16:13Woof, woof, woof
16:14And one for the fox
16:16Woof
16:16And one for the little boy
16:19With holes in it
16:21You're tricky
16:22You're tricky
16:23And oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:30Daddy bought a motor car
16:33Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again
16:54Hang on a minute, he's fixing up
16:58I'll just fix it
16:59Be alright now, I'm good at fixing things
17:02Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car
17:07It'll be alright now
17:10Don't want a police car either
17:16Okay, got it this time
17:20It'll be okay now
17:21I don't want a sad car either
17:27I'll tell you what
17:28Try your horn
17:29And see if it works any better than mine
17:31Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car
17:37Let's try that song again
17:38You ready?
17:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:42Daddy bought a motor car
17:45Press the button, pull the choke
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke
17:52Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:59Daddy bought a motor car
18:02And oh, got those knee claps ready again
18:06What a new day
18:08Thank you
18:12I love it
18:13I'm risling
18:16You're right
18:17I'm risling
18:18I'm risling
18:18To me
18:19I don't want a club
18:21To me
18:21Oh duh, well done
18:21I'm risling
18:22And oh duh
18:22I'm risling
18:23Oh, wow, some good clappers out there.
18:38And hey, I've just thought of another trick.
18:40This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman.
18:43Got miles of string around here.
18:45Let's see if I can do it for you.
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string.
18:50And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half.
18:52Can you see that short blue string long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again.
18:58Look, I fold the blue string.
19:00Now I've got it.
19:01There we go.
19:02No.
19:04Hang on a minute.
19:05I'll try one more time.
19:08There it is.
19:11Dear, oh dear, that trick didn't seem to work.
19:13I'd better try a different trick.
19:14I'll tell you what.
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time.
19:17That should work.
19:18Here we go.
19:20No problems at all.
19:21Got them all tied up.
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Ah!
19:25Oh!
19:26Oh, funny!
19:28Okay, got them all tied up.
19:29There's no way they can escape.
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32Ah!
19:35There's something strange about this.
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up.
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here.
19:43You can be my helper.
19:44This lady here.
19:46Here she comes, a brave helper.
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that.
19:51Okay, terrific.
19:52And I'll tie you up.
19:53Okay, here we go.
19:55Put your hand through the middle there.
19:56Got you.
19:57But just to make sure I've got her, I'd better tie her up again.
20:00Straight up.
20:01Hold that hand up in the air.
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice.
20:06There's no way she can get out of that.
20:10Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again.
20:14Through the middle.
20:15Well, got you.
20:16But just to make sure, up through the middle hole again.
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody.
20:22You don't wave to trees.
20:23Trees wave to you.
20:25Okay, there we go.
20:26Now, I've definitely got her this time.
20:29There's no way she can get out now.
20:33Give her a big clap.
20:35Well done.
20:36You can sit down with her.
20:38And I'll...
20:39This time, I'm going to make a cup and saucer.
20:43Here we go.
20:43There it is.
20:45A cup and saucer.
20:46And an Eiffel Tower or a rocket.
20:50And I need another helper now.
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper.
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you and back up to me again.
21:00Don't let go.
21:01Down again.
21:02Back again.
21:03Down again.
21:04Back again.
21:05Just don't hit my nose, will you?
21:07Give her a big clap.
21:09Well done.
21:10All right, you can stop now.
21:14And, oh, ladies and gentlemen, Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger.
21:21Ta-da.
21:21And this time, a sock hanging out on a line to dry.
21:30Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock.
21:34Sing a song of sock pong.
21:37Dad's socks are on the line.
21:39Now that they've been washed, all my family's doing fine.
21:44When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
21:50And the dog had on his gas mask, a sight you should have seen.
21:56Should we try that one again?
21:58Ready?
21:58Sing a song of sock pong.
22:01Dad's socks are on the line.
22:04Now that they've been washed, all the family's doing fine.
22:09When I got up this morning, the cat was turning green.
22:14And the dog had on a gas mask, the sight you should have seen.
22:21And, oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here.
22:25Who have we got?
22:26Down here, the lady with the pink...
22:28Oh, you could be, if you like.
22:30Here he comes.
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:35Okay, I'll give you a bit of string to hold on to with both of your hands.
22:39Down the bottom there.
22:40Can you hold on to that one with both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it.
22:43Good boy.
22:44And we'll make a man climb up a tree.
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree.
22:49And when he gets to the top of the tree, he picks a coconut.
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there.
22:52Here it comes.
22:53Now, bonk.
22:55Well done.
22:56And, hey, hang on a minute.
22:57I can see a bear out there.
22:59Should we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You could sit down again now and we'll go hunting bears.
23:05I need some people to go like this.
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh, yeah.
23:09And mums and dads as well.
23:11We need some copycats to say we're going on a bear hunt.
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go.
23:16We're going on a bear hunt.
23:18We're going on a bear hunt.
23:20We're going to catch a big one.
23:22We're going to catch a big one.
23:24I'm not scared.
23:26I'm not scared.
23:28What a beautiful day.
23:29What a beautiful day.
23:31Uh-oh.
23:32Uh-oh.
23:33Grass.
23:34Grass.
23:35Make some grass.
23:37Long, wavy grass.
23:39Long, wavy grass.
23:40We can't go over it.
23:42We can't go over it.
23:44We can't go under it.
23:46We can't go under it.
23:48We'll have to go through it.
23:51Can you part the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh.
23:54Whoosh.
23:54Whoosh.
23:55Very good.
23:56Whoosh.
23:56We're going on a bear hunt.
23:58We're going on a bear hunt.
24:00We're going to catch a big one.
24:02We're going to catch a big one.
24:04I'm not scared.
24:06I'm not scared.
24:07What a beautiful day.
24:09What a beautiful day.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:11Uh-oh.
24:12Mud.
24:13Mud.
24:14Thick, squelchy mud.
24:16Thick, squelchy mud.
24:18We can't go over it.
24:20We can't go over it.
24:22We can't go under it.
24:24We can't go under it.
24:25We'll have to go through it.
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:30Yeah.
24:33Oh, no.
24:35I'm stuck.
24:39Oh, yeah.
24:40Sorry.
24:41We're going on a bear hunt.
24:43We're going on a bear hunt.
24:45We're going to catch a big one.
24:46We're going to catch a big one.
24:49I'm not scared.
24:50I'm not scared.
24:52What a beautiful day.
24:53What a beautiful day.
24:55Uh-oh.
24:56Uh-oh.
24:57A cave.
24:59A cave.
25:00A dark, gloomy cave.
25:03A dark, gloomy cave.
25:05We can't go over it.
25:07We can't go over it.
25:09We can't go under it.
25:11We can't go under it.
25:13We'll have to go through it.
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt.
25:25We're going on a bear hunt.
25:27We're going to catch a big one.
25:29We're going to catch a big one.
25:31I'm not scared.
25:33I'm not scared.
25:34Uh-oh.
25:35Uh-oh.
25:36Two black furry ears.
25:38Two black furry ears.
25:41One black wet nose.
25:42One black wet nose.
25:45Two sharp pointy teeth.
25:46Two sharp pointy teeth.
25:48It's a bear.
25:48Quick, run back through the cave.
25:51Quick, through the mud.
25:52I like this bit.
25:55Oh, no.
25:55Not again, Ian.
25:58Oh, yeah.
25:59Keeps doing that.
26:00Quick, through the long grass.
26:02Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you.
26:06Up the garden path.
26:09Open the door.
26:11Close it.
26:12Hang on.
26:13We didn't go through the door.
26:14Quick, open it again.
26:16Through the door.
26:17Close it behind you.
26:18Hang on.
26:19Oh, thank goodness we got home in time.
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea.
26:23I reckon so, too.
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot, short and stout.
26:30Here is my handle, here is my spout.
26:34When it gets all steamed up, then I shall just tip me over, pour me out.
26:40Or, I'm another teapot, short and stout.
26:45Here is my handle, here is my handle.
26:48Whoops.
26:49Hang on.
26:50Two handles?
26:51Silly me, I must be a sugar bowl.
26:53You're dead right.
26:54And, oh, this time, what about a tube of toothpaste?
26:59I'm a tube of toothpaste on the shelf.
27:03I get so lonely all by myself.
27:07When it comes to night time, then I shall just lift my lid off.
27:14Squeeze me out.
27:17And, hey, what about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:20I'm a little robot, short and square.
27:25I have no toenails.
27:27I have no hair.
27:28If you want an answer to a sum, just press a button.
27:36Out it comes.
27:39Oh, some kangaroo paws.
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo and I can hop.
27:45I deliver parcels from the shop.
27:49At delivering parcels, I'm no slouch.
27:52I put the big ones in my house.
27:57Beautifully done.
27:58And, oh, what about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out for this one
28:02because you've got to be little wombats, round and fat.
28:06I'm a little wombat, round and fat.
28:09Dig a hole.
28:10I dig big holes.
28:12Just fancy that.
28:14If you want a hole dug in your ground,
28:18just ring me up.
28:20I'll come around.
28:22And, oh, hang on a minute.
28:26It's raining.
28:27It's raining.
28:27It's raining.
28:27Oh, dear.
28:28Oh, yuck.
28:29It's raining.
28:30It's pouring.
28:31It's pouring.
28:32The old man is snoring.
28:35He bumped his head on the back of the bed.
28:38And he couldn't get up in the morning.
28:40It's raining.
28:42It's raining.
28:42It's pouring.
28:44It's raining.
28:45It's raining.
28:46It's raining.
28:47It's raining.
28:49It's raining.
28:52It's raining.
28:55Rain, rain, go away.
28:58Come again, another day.
29:01All the children want to play.
29:04So come on, Mother's Washing Day.
29:07That's what we used to sing when I was little.
29:09It worked sometimes.
29:11I don't think Mum liked it very much, though.
29:13If you try that one again, rain, rain, go away.
29:15Big breath.
29:15Ready?
29:16Off we go.
29:17Rain, rain, go away. Come again, another day. All the children want to play, so come on Mother's Washing Day.
29:30Hey, it worked. The rain stopped. We can go outside again.
29:35Splash!
29:36Oh, yuck. I just fell in the wombat hole. It's full of water.
29:42Oh, I am sitting in the middle of a rather muddy puddle with my bottom full of bubbles and my gumboots full of mud.
29:56While my stomach and my sweater go on slowly getting wetter as I very slowly settle to the bottom of the mud.
30:07And I find that what a person with a puddle round his middle thinks of mostly in the muddle is the muddiness of mud.
30:17It's rained all night and the yard's still wet, but I'll be okay, Mum, don't you fret.
30:28I'll dodge that puddle and that big muddy pool and I'll still be dry when I get to school.
30:35Then splat, sploosh! Oh, yuck, no! I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
30:45Mum, Mum, oh, please believe me. A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
30:52And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout.
31:00You know what Mum said? Into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
31:09Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
31:20Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
31:30Well, bye now, Mum. I will take care. I just had a look and that puddle's not there.
31:40I'm through the gate and I'm down the street, but I've scarcely gone more than 15 feet.
31:47When splat, splat, sploosh! Oh, yuck, no! I'm covered in mud from head to toe.
31:59Mum, Mum, oh, please believe me. A big muddy puddle hid behind a tree.
32:07And as I went by, it jumped right out and splooshed all over me before I could shout.
32:17What did Mum say?
32:19Into the bath with you, young man, and scrub that mud off as quick as you can.
32:27Don't forget your ears and that mark on your nose and the little bit of mud in between your toes.
32:39Then on with your trousers and a clean new shirt and try to remember now, no more dirt.
32:48This time I'm ready when I go out of the gate. I take three steps, then I stand and wait.
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump from behind the tree. And that muddy puddle steps out at me.
33:13Quick as a flash, in my pockets I grope and pull from each a cake of soap.
33:20Then splat, sploosh! Oh, yuck, yes, that big muddy puddle got a shock, I guess.
33:30Cause both bars hit, it went bubble! Burp! Burp! Splosh!
33:40It's about time somebody else got a wash.
33:53Hey, somebody's left the bag down here.
33:57Oh, wow, it's got a juggling ball in it.
33:59Hey, maybe I could do some juggling for you. Here we go, knee juggling.
34:05Do you like it?
34:06No.
34:07What's wrong?
34:09Need another one?
34:11Hang on, we'll sort out two first. Anybody know what you do with two balls?
34:14Yes.
34:15Yes, juggling.
34:16Oh, like that. Oh, thank you very much.
34:18It's not working very well.
34:20Oh, you've got to throw them. Oh, thank you. Throw them. No worries.
34:25One at a time.
34:27One at a time.
34:28One at a time, oh.
34:30No.
34:31No?
34:32No.
34:33Oh, catch them. Oh, right. Throw them and catch them.
34:35Got it now. Throw them. No?
34:37No.
34:38Oh, they've got to change hands. Oh, right.
34:40Throw them and catch them and they change hands.
34:43Throw.
34:44Still.
34:45Oh, they change hands in the air. So I throw the yellow one up.
34:49Where does it land?
34:50In the green one.
34:51In that.
34:52And throw the green one up.
34:53Where does it land?
34:54Oh, now I've got it.
34:56Everybody nice and quiet.
34:57Here we go.
34:58You ready down this side?
35:02Hey, you're not supposed to laugh at this.
35:04Fitness is serious.
35:05No laughing this time.
35:06Everybody serious.
35:11I'll try one more time.
35:12No laughing.
35:17Hey, I did it.
35:18Hey, if I could do two, maybe I could do three.
35:21Four.
35:22Hang on.
35:23Let's get three sorted out first.
35:25Ow.
35:26Oh, oh.
35:28It's not funny.
35:29Something prickled my feet.
35:30Oh, look what it is.
35:32It's little Herbert the Hedgehog.
35:34Say g'day, Herbert.
35:38You want the proper introduction?
35:40Oh, all right then.
35:41Ladles and jelly spoons.
35:43Now, did I say something wrong?
35:47Yes.
35:48Ladies.
35:49Ladies.
35:50Oh, ladies.
35:51Oh, sorry.
35:52Ladies and jelly men.
35:54No.
35:57Ladies and gentlemen.
35:59Oh, sorry.
36:00Ladies and gentlemen.
36:02Poison girls.
36:04Now.
36:06Did I get it wrong again?
36:08Boys.
36:09Oh, sorry.
36:10Ladies and gentlemen.
36:12Boys with curls.
36:13Now.
36:18Boys and girls.
36:19Oh, sorry.
36:20Ladies and gentlemen.
36:21Boys and girls.
36:22May I present Herbert.
36:23The world's only juggling hedgehog.
36:24You ready, Herb?
36:25Yes.
36:26You want them to count to three.
36:27Can you count to three?
36:28Yes.
36:29One, two, three.
36:31Three.
36:32Not loud enough.
36:33Can you do it louder?
36:34One, two, three.
36:37Oh, crikey.
36:38I wish I'd never asked.
36:39Here we go.
36:40Ouch.
36:41Ouch.
36:42Oh, stop laughing.
36:43It's not funny.
36:44Ouch.
36:45Ouch.
36:46Oh, Herbert, you're a bit prickly for juggling with.
36:48Can I swap you over for another ball?
36:50Okay, then back in your little house.
36:52Say, bye, Herbert.
36:53Bye, Herbert.
36:54And, oh, there is indeed another ball in here, a red one.
36:58Let's see if they bounce.
37:00Hey, the red one does.
37:01The yellow one does.
37:02The green.
37:03Hey, terrific.
37:04I can do some bounce juggling.
37:05I go up in the air first and then down on the ground.
37:09There's bouncy juggling.
37:11And back up in the air again.
37:13And, oh, mums and dads, if you want to learn to juggle four,
37:16you have to learn this trick.
37:17Two in one hand and two in the other.
37:20Only one minor problem.
37:22You've got to be able to do it in both hands at once and I can't.
37:25But he did help me with this trick.
37:27Here's the cheats way of juggling three.
37:32Or this one.
37:33One up the middle.
37:34Wee.
37:35Wee.
37:36Or one over the top.
37:37Wee.
37:38Wee.
37:39Other side.
37:40Wee.
37:41Wee.
37:42Both sides at once.
37:43Wee.
37:44Wee.
37:45Wee.
37:46Wee.
37:47Hey, that reminds me of a song.
37:48Wee.
37:49Wee.
37:50Wee.
37:51Wee.
37:52Wee.
37:53Wee.
37:54Wee.
37:55Wee.
37:56Wee.
37:57Wee.
37:58Wee.
37:59Wee.
38:00Wee.
38:01Wee.
38:02Wee.
38:03Wee.
38:04Wee.
38:05Wee.
38:06Wee.
38:07Wee.
38:08Wee.
38:09Wee.
38:10Wee.
38:11Wee.
38:12Wee.
38:13Wee.
38:14Wee.
38:15Wee.
38:16Wee.
38:17Wee.
38:18Wee.
38:19Wee.
38:20Wee.
38:21Wee.
38:22Wee.
38:23Because to wee-wee I would not
38:27Mum took me from my wee-wee pot
38:31She put me in my wee-wee cot
38:36And then I wee-wee quite a lot
38:42Wee-wee, wee-wee, wee-wee
38:46Wee-wee, wee-wee, wee-wee
38:53And, oh, that little song's from Scotland
39:00And so is this one
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society
39:05It's called, You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus
39:09Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:14Bush, bush
39:15Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:18Bush, bush
39:19Oh, you canny shove your granny
39:21Because she's your mummy's mummy
39:23Oh, you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:26Bush, bush
39:27Singing
39:29I, I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
39:32All together
39:33Singing
39:34I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
39:36Singing
39:37I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I, I
39:40Yippie, Yippie, I, I
39:42Yippie, Yippie, I
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school
39:47Hi, granny
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school
39:51Hi, granny
39:52We'll all go round to see her
39:55We'll all go round to see her
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school
39:59Hi, granny
40:00Push, push
40:02You got the idea
40:03Singing
40:05Hey, I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
40:08Singing
40:09I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
40:12Singing
40:13I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I, I
40:16Yippie, Yippie, I, I
40:18Yippie, Yippie, I
40:19Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Yeah
40:23Oh, me too
40:25This time you go yum yum when she gives you the ice cream
40:30Are you ready?
40:32Yum yum
40:33Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:38Yum yum
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:42Yum yum
40:44She'll give us lots of ice cream
40:46Dirty flavoured ice cream
40:47She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:50Yum yum
40:51Hi, granny
40:52Push, push
40:54Singing
40:56I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
40:59Singing
41:00I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:03Singing
41:04I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I, I
41:07Yippie, Yippie, I, I
41:08Yippie, Yippie, I
41:10I wonder if you could do a slurp this time
41:13Do you know how to slurp?
41:15Well, you can't eat your custard with a fork
41:20You can't eat your custard with a fork
41:24You can't eat your custard
41:27You can't eat your custard
41:29You can't eat your custard with a fork
41:31Yum yum
41:33Hi, granny
41:34Push, push
41:36Singing
41:37I, I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:40Singing
41:41I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:44Singing
41:45I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:47I, Yippie, Yippie, I, I
41:49Yippie, Yippie, I
41:50And I think this last verse is for the mums
41:54Push, push
41:55You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:00Push, push
42:01You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:05Push, push
42:07You can shove your other granny
42:09Cause she's your daddy's mummy
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:16Push, push, yum, yum
42:19Hi, granny, push, push
42:22Singing
42:23Aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:27Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:30Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee
42:33Aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, yippee, yippee
42:36And again
42:37Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:41Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:44Singing aye, aye, yippee, yippee, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:47Yippee, yippee, aye, yippee, yippee, aye
42:51Yippee, aye
42:52And hey, this time a song about a very strange camel
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:04Her name was Alice
43:06Alice the camel had five humps
43:10Alice the camel had five humps
43:13Alice the camel had five humps
43:16So go Alice, go
43:19How many humps has she got this time?
43:23You make four humps there?
43:25Alice the camel has four humps
43:28Alice the camel has four humps
43:32Alice the camel has four humps
43:35So go Alice, go
43:38Boom, boom, boom
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three!
43:42Alice the camel has three humps
43:46Alice the camel has three humps
43:49Alice the camel has three humps
43:52So go Alice, go
43:55Boom, boom, boom
43:56How many this time?
43:58Two!
43:58Oh that sounds a bit normal
44:00Alice the camel has two humps
44:03Alice the camel has two humps
44:07Alice the camel has two humps
44:10So go Alice, go
44:13Boom, boom, boom
44:14How many this time?
44:16One!
44:17Only one, she must be a dromedary
44:19Here we go
44:20Alice the camel has one hump
44:23Alice the camel has one humps
44:27Alice the camel has one humps
44:30So go Alice, go
44:33Boom, boom, boom
44:34How many this time?
44:36No!
44:37No humps
44:38So here we go then
44:39Alice the camel has no humps
44:42Alice the camel has no humps
44:46Alice the camel has no humps
44:49Because Alice is a
44:51One horse
44:52A horse
44:53Thank goodness you knew that
44:55And oh, a special song this time
44:58All about a bloke called
45:00Dr. Nickerbocka
45:03Oh you know that one
45:04Oh great
45:05Here we go then
45:06Dr. Nickerbocka
45:09Nickerbocka
45:10Number nine
45:11He likes to dance
45:13And he keeps it in time
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:21Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
45:31Dr. Nickerbocka
45:34Nickerbocka
45:35Number nine
45:36He likes to dance
45:38And he keeps it in time
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
45:42Boom, boom
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
45:46Boom, boom
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:53Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
46:03Dr. Nickerbocka
46:06Nickerbocka
46:07Number nine
46:08He likes to dance
46:10And he keeps it in time
46:11Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
46:14Hang on a minute
46:15Last time I did this first
46:17Somebody went woo, woo in the audience
46:19Woo, woo?
46:19Yeah
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom
46:21And they went
46:22You won't go woo, woo, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief
46:26Oh, nice audience this one
46:27They won't do it Ian
46:28It's alright
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:32Woo, woo
46:33Woo, woo
46:34I thought I heard something
46:37I thought I did
46:38Maybe it was our imagination
46:39We'll be alright
46:40Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:44Woo, woo
46:45I think my imagination's getting louder
46:49Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
46:54Woo, woo
46:55Very funny
46:58I'm so embarrassed I don't know where to put my bottom
47:01Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
47:06Boom, boom
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
47:09Boom, boom
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
47:13Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
47:16Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
47:20Last time
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
47:26Doctor
47:27Neck-a-bock-a-nick-a-bock-a-bock-a-dop-a-nour
47:33Oh, wow. Hey, thanks for having us at a concert.
47:43Oh, I'll say that again.
47:44Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Hang on a second.
47:50Thanks for having us at your concert.
47:52No.
47:53Thanks for...
47:54Oh, thanks for having us at my concert.
48:00Oh, I got it right now.
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert.
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here.
48:08What a lovely audience.
48:10And, oh, got your clapping hands ready,
48:12we might finish with one last clapping song.
48:15Got your clapping hands ready and we'll go with a big one.
48:18Here we go.
48:19Here we go.
48:45Right now.
48:50It's got elephants inside it.
49:16Goodness gracious me, I think we'd better try that ending again.
49:19Have you got your hands ready again?
49:20Oh, thank you for coming. Bye, everybody. Bye.
49:44Bye-bye.
49:45Woo!
49:45Woo!
49:46Woo!
49:46Hey!
49:47Woo!
49:48Woo!
49:49Woo!
49:49Woo!
50:20Woo!
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50:26Woo!
50:27Woo!
50:28Woo!
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