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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21Oh, Gru!
02:22And yuck!
02:25I'm not kissing the cat!
02:26bevor
07:28Let's do that one again.
07:29Are you ready?
07:30Little Arabella Miller
07:33Had a hairy caterpillar
07:37First it crawled upon her mother
07:41Oh, yuck.
07:42Do get it off me.
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did he say?
07:49Wah!
07:51They said Arabella Miller
07:55Take away the caterpillar
08:00Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles
08:04The measles
08:05The measles
08:06Cat's got the measles
08:08The measles
08:09Got the cat
08:14And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:23Meow
08:25Meow
08:26Meow
08:27And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:30I can make a bridge
08:32Here it comes
08:33A bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undies
08:39Oh, oh
08:42There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should've washed last week
08:52They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:58I kicked them on the bottom
09:01And they ran across the lawn
09:06And then my doggy bit them
09:10So now my pants are torn
09:13And hey, this time
09:14A true song of undies
09:16I should've washed last week
09:18And then my doggy bit them
09:20And then my doggy bit them
09:22So now my pants are torn
09:26I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggie bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time, a trick from the north of Australia.
09:44This one's called the yam thief.
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep, and watch what happens.
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51and steals a bag of yams and hides upon a tree
09:54and ties it to a rope.
09:56Under the fence again, steals another bag of yams,
09:58hides upon a tree, ties it to a rope.
10:00Under the fence again, steals another bag of yams,
10:02hides it upon a tree, ties it to a rope.
10:04The farmer starts to wake up,
10:06so the yam thief, quick as a flash,
10:07grabs one more bag of yams, hides it behind a tree,
10:09ties it to a rope.
10:11The farmer wakes up, sees all his bags of yams
10:13hidden behind the trees, but he's too late.
10:16You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope and disappears
10:19with all the yams.
10:22I wonder if that farmer was Old MacDonald.
10:25Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
10:31and on that farm he had a kangaroo.
10:36A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm.
10:38Oh, yeah?
10:38E-I-E-I-O, got some kangaroo paws ready?
10:43With a bounce, bounce here, and a bounce, bounce there.
10:47Here a bounce, there a bounce, everywhere a bounce, bounce.
10:50Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
10:55and on that farm he had a wombat.
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play wombat with.
11:02You get your wombat and your wombat,
11:04and you play a game of wom.
11:05Oh, yeah.
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go.
11:12Sorry.
11:13Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
11:19and on that farm he had an oyster.
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm.
11:25Oh, what do noysters do?
11:27Well, when the tide goes out,
11:29they close everything up like this.
11:32Mm-hmm.
11:33Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh, yeah.
11:34With a...
11:36Here and a...
11:38There, here, up, there, up, everywhere.
11:47Oh, thank goodness, the tide's back in again.
11:49Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
11:52and on that farm he had a...
11:56This one's a really scary one.
11:59Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws.
12:03A crocodile.
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a snap, snap here, and a snap, snap there.
12:10Here a snap, there a snap, everywhere a snap.
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah.
12:16Where?
12:17In the billabong.
12:18Oh, painful.
12:20Oh, MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O.
12:29Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.
12:33Merry, merry, king of the bush is he.
12:36Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh.
12:39Kookaburra gay, your life must be.
12:42And again, poop.
12:44Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.
12:47Merry, merry, king of the bush is he.
12:51Laugh, Kookaburra laugh.
12:54Kookaburra gay, your life must be.
12:57Hey, and what about some funny words?
12:59There's this one.
13:00Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree.
13:04Eating all the gum drops he can see.
13:07Stop, Kookaburra stock.
13:10Kookaburra leaves somewhere for me.
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one.
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah.
13:18Oh, great.
13:19Okay, here we go then.
13:20Are you ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire.
13:26Jumping up and down with his pants on fire.
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch.
13:33Kookaburra, hot, your tail must be.
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:38Kookaburra sits on the electric wire.
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire.
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch.
13:49Kookaburra, hot, your tail must be.
13:55Oh, well done.
14:02It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy.
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it.
14:08Push that button in there and I turn this handle.
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes.
14:13You listen.
14:21Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And, oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us.
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29Yeah, that's pretty terrific.
14:30Here we go.
14:31Good morning.
15:27Bye, bye, black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full. Here comes another funny bit. One for the monkey, and one for the fox, and one for the little boy with holes in his socks.
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey? And what about a long nose for the fox? And don't forget to point at somebody with holes in their socks, but don't point at me, will you?
15:58Uh-oh, there are some tricky people out there. Here we go.
16:03Bah, bah, black sheep, have you any wool? Yes, sir, yes, sir, three bags full.
16:10Got your monkeys ready? One for the monkey, and one for the fox, and one for the little boy with holes in his socks.
16:22Oh, you're tricky. And, oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Daddy bought a motor car.
16:34Press the button, pull the choke. Off we go in a cloud of smoke.
16:41Twinkle, twinkle, little star. Daddy bought a motor car.
16:52Hey, did you hear that? I'll do that again.
16:57Hang on a minute, he's fixing up. I'll just fix it.
17:00Be all right now, I'm good at fixing things.
17:05Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car.
17:09Be all right now.
17:11Don't want a police car either.
17:18Okay, got it this time. It'll be okay now.
17:26I don't want a sad car either.
17:28I'll tell you what, try your horn and see if it works any better than mine.
17:34Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car.
17:37Let's try that song again. You ready?
17:38Twinkle, twinkle, little star.
17:42Daddy bought a motor car.
17:46Press the button, pull the choke.
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke.
17:52And, oh, got those knee claps ready again.
18:13Oh wow, some good clappers out there
18:37And hey, I've just thought of another trick
18:39This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman
18:42I've got miles of string around here
18:44Let's see if I can do it for you
18:46I need a pink string and I need a blue string
18:49And what I'm going to do is fold the blue string in half
18:52Can you see that short blue string, long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again
18:58Look, I fold the blue string in half
19:00Now I've got it, there we go
19:01Hang on a minute, I'll try one more time
19:06There it is
19:08Dear, oh dear, that trick didn't seem to work
19:13I'd better try a different trick
19:14I'll tell you what, I'll try tying my fingers up this time
19:17That should work
19:18Here we go
19:19No problems at all
19:21Got them all tied up
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Oh, not funny
19:27Okay, got them all tied up
19:29There's no way they can escape
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32There's something strange about this
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here, you can be my helper
19:44This lady here
19:45Here she comes, a brave helper
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that
19:51Okay, terrific
19:52And I'll tie you up
19:53Okay, here we go
19:54Put your hand through the middle there
19:56Got you
19:56But just to make sure I've got her
19:58I'd better tie her up again
19:59Straight up, hold that hand up in the air
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice
20:06There's no way she can get out of that
20:08Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again
20:14Through the middle
20:15Got you
20:16But just to make sure
20:17Up through the middle hole again
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody
20:21You don't wave to trees
20:23Trees wave to you
20:25Okay, there we go
20:26Now...
20:26I've definitely got her this time
20:29There's no way she can get out now
20:31Give her a big clap
20:35Well done
20:36And this time I'm going to make a cup and saucer
20:42Here we go
20:43There it is
20:45A cup and saucer
20:46And an Eiffel Tower
20:48Or a rocket
20:49And I need another helper now
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you
20:59And back up to me again
21:00Don't let go
21:01Down again
21:02Back again
21:03Down again
21:04Back again
21:04Just don't hit my nose
21:06Will you?
21:07Give her a big clap
21:08Well done
21:10Right, you can stop now
21:12And our ladies and gentlemen
21:17Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger
21:20Ta-da
21:21And this time
21:24A sock
21:26Hanging out on a line to dry
21:29Can you see it?
21:31That's Dad's sock
21:33Sing a song of sock pong
21:36Dad's socks are on the line
21:39Now that they've been washed
21:41All my family's doing fine
21:44When I got up this morning
21:47The cat was turning green
21:49And the dog had on his gas mask
21:53A sight you should have seen
21:56And oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here
22:25Who have we got?
22:27Down here
22:27The lady with the pink
22:28Oh, you could be
22:29If you like
22:30Here he comes
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:35Okay
22:35I'll give you a bit of string
22:36To hold on to
22:37With both of your hands
22:38Down the bottom there
22:40Can you hold on to that one
22:41With both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it
22:42Good boy
22:43And we'll make a man
22:44Climb up a tree
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree
22:46And when he gets to the top of the tree
22:50He picks a coconut
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there
22:52Here it comes
22:53Meow
22:54Bonk
22:55Well done
22:56And hey
22:56Hang on a minute
22:57I can see a bear out there
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You could sit down again now
23:02And we'll go hunting bears
23:04I need some people to go like this
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh yeah
23:08And mums and dads as well
23:11We need some copycats to say
23:13We're going on a bear hunt
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go
23:16We're going on a bear hunt
23:18We're going on a bear hunt
23:20We're going to catch a big one
23:22We're going to catch a big one
23:24I'm not scared
23:26I'm not scared
23:28What a beautiful day
23:29What a beautiful day
23:31Uh oh
23:32Uh oh
23:33Grass
23:34Grass
23:35Make some grass
23:36Long wavy grass
23:39Long wavy grass
23:40We can't go over it
23:42We can't go over it
23:44We can't go under it
23:46We can't go under it
23:48We'll have to go through it
23:51Can you park the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh
23:53Whoosh
23:54Whoosh
23:55Very good
23:56We're going on a bear hunt
23:58We're going on a bear hunt
24:00We're going to catch a big one
24:02We're going to catch a big one
24:04I'm not scared
24:05I'm not scared
24:07What a beautiful day
24:09What a beautiful day
24:10Uh oh
24:11Uh oh
24:12Mud
24:13Mud
24:14Thick squelchy mud
24:16Thick squelchy mud
24:18We can't go over it
24:20We can't go over it
24:22We can't go under it
24:24We can't go under it
24:25We'll have to go through it
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:33Oh no
24:34I'm stuck
24:36We're going on a bear hunt
24:43We're going on a bear hunt
24:45We're going to catch a big one
24:46We're going to catch a big one
24:48I'm not scared
24:50I'm not scared
24:51I'm not scared
24:52What a beautiful day
24:53What a beautiful day
24:55Uh oh
24:56Uh oh
24:57A cave
24:59A cave
25:00A dark gloomy cave
25:03A dark gloomy cave
25:05We can't go over it
25:07We can't go over it
25:09We can't go under it
25:11We can't go under it
25:13We'll have to go through it
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt
25:25We're going on a bear hunt
25:27We're going to catch a big one
25:29We're going to catch a big one
25:31I'm not scared
25:32I'm not scared
25:34Uh oh
25:35Uh oh
25:36Two black furry ears
25:38Two black furry ears
25:40One black wet nose
25:42One black wet nose
25:44Two sharp pointy teeth
25:46Two sharp pointy teeth
25:48It's a bear
25:48Quick run back through the cave
25:49Quick through the mud
25:52I like this bit
25:54Oh no
25:55Not again Ian
25:57Ah yeah
25:58Keep doing that
26:00Quick through the long grass
26:01Quick shut the gate before the bear
26:06Get you
26:06Up the garden path
26:08Open the door
26:10Close it up
26:11Oops
26:12Hang on
26:13We didn't go through the door
26:14Quick open it again
26:15Through the door
26:16Close it behind you
26:18Oh thank goodness
26:20We got home in time
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea
26:23I reckon so too
26:24Got your teapots ready
26:25I'm a little teapot
26:28Short and stout
26:30Here is my handle
26:32Here is my spout
26:33When it gets all steamed up
26:35Then I shall just tip me over
26:39Pour me out
26:41Or
26:41I'm another teapot
26:43Short and stout
26:45Here is my handle
26:47Here is my handle
26:48Whoops
26:49Hang on
26:49Two handles?
26:51Silly me
26:52I must be a sugar bowl
26:53You're dead right
26:54And oh
26:55This time
26:56What about
26:56A tube of toothpaste
26:58I'm a tube of toothpaste
27:00On the shelf
27:02I get so lonely
27:05All by myself
27:07When it comes to night time
27:09Then I shall
27:11Just lift my lid off
27:13Squeeze me out
27:16And hey
27:17What about some robots
27:18This time
27:19Can you be robots?
27:21I'm a little robot
27:22Short and square
27:24I have no toenails
27:27I have no hair
27:28If you want an answer
27:31To a sum
27:32Just press a button
27:35Out it comes
27:38Or some kangaroo paws
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo
27:43And I can hop
27:45I deliver parcels
27:47From the shop
27:48At delivering parcels
27:50I'm no slouch
27:52I put the big ones
27:54In my
27:55House
27:56Beautifully done
27:58And oh
27:59What about a wombat
28:00This time?
28:01You have to stick
28:01Your tummies out
28:02For this one
28:02Because you've got
28:03To be little wombats
28:04Round and fat
28:05I'm a little wombat
28:08Round and fat
28:09Dig a hole
28:10I dig big holes
28:12Just fancy that
28:14If you want a hole
28:15Dug in your ground
28:18Just ring me up
28:19I'll come around
28:22And oh
28:24Hang on a minute
28:25It's raining
28:26Oh yuck
28:29It's raining
28:30It's pouring
28:32The old man is snoring
28:35He bumped his head
28:37On the back of the bed
28:38And he couldn't get up
28:39In the morning
28:40It's raining
28:42It's pouring
28:44The old man is snoring
28:46He bumped his head
28:48On the back of the bed
28:49And he couldn't get up
28:51In the morning
28:52Rain
28:55Rain
28:56Go away
28:58Come again
28:59Another day
29:01All the children
29:02Want to play
29:04So come on
29:05Mother's Washing Day
29:07That's what we used to sing
29:09When I was little
29:09It worked sometimes
29:10I don't think mum liked it
29:12Very much though
29:12Shall we try that one again?
29:14Rain
29:14Rain
29:14Go away
29:15Big breath
29:15Ready
29:15Off we go
29:16Rain
29:18Rain
29:18Go away
29:20Come again
29:21Another day
29:23All the children
29:24Want to play
29:26So come on
29:28Mother's Washing Day
29:30Hey it worked
29:31The rain stopped
29:32We can go outside again
29:33Splash
29:36Oh yuck
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole
29:40It's full of water
29:42A hole
29:43I am sitting in the middle
29:47Of a rather muddy puddle
29:49With my bottom full of bubbles
29:52And my gumboots full of mud
29:55While my stomach and my sweater
29:58Go on slowly getting wetter
30:01As I very slowly settle
30:04To the bottom of the mud
30:07And I find that what a person
30:09With a puddle round his middle
30:10Thinks of mostly in the muddle
30:13Is the muddiness of mud
30:17Yuck
30:19It's rained all night
30:23And the yard's still wet
30:24But I'll be okay mum
30:26Don't you fret
30:28I'll dodge that puddle
30:29And that big muddy pool
30:31And I'll still be dry
30:33When I get to school
30:35Then splat
30:36Sploosh
30:37Oh yuck
30:38No
30:39I'm covered in mud
30:41From head to toe
30:44Mum
30:45Mum
30:46Oh please believe me
30:48A big muddy puddle
30:49Hid behind a tree
30:51And as I went by
30:54It jumped right out
30:56And splooshed all over me
30:58Before I could shout
31:00You know what mum said
31:01Into the bath with you young man
31:05And scrub that mud off
31:07As quick as you can
31:09Don't forget your ears
31:11And that mark on your nose
31:14And the little bit of mud
31:16In between your toes
31:20Then on with your trousers
31:22And a clean new shirt
31:23And try to remember now
31:26No more dirt
31:28Well bye now mum
31:34I will take care
31:36I just had a look
31:37And that puddle's not there
31:39I'm through the gate
31:42And I'm down the street
31:43But I've scarcely gone
31:45More than fifteen feet
31:47When
31:48Splats
31:49Sploosh
31:50Oh yuck
31:52Oh yuck
31:52No
31:53I'm covered in mud
31:55From head to toe
31:58Mum
32:00Mum
32:01Oh please believe me
32:03A big muddy puddle
32:04Hid behind a tree
32:07And as I went by
32:10It jumped right out
32:12And splooshed all over me
32:15Before I could shout
32:17What did mum say?
32:19Into the bath with you young man
32:23And scrub that mud off
32:25As quick as you can
32:27Don't forget your ears
32:30And that mark on your nose
32:33And the little bit of mud
32:36In between your toes
32:39Then
32:39On with your trousers
32:41And a clean new shirt
32:43And try to remember now
32:45No more dirt
32:48This time I'm ready
32:54When I go out of the gate
32:56I take three steps
32:58Then I stand and wait
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump
33:04From behind a tree
33:06And that muddy puddle
33:09Steps out at me
33:12Quick as a flash
33:15In my pockets I grope
33:17And pull from each
33:18A cake of soap
33:20Then splat
33:23Sploosh
33:24Oh yuck
33:25Yes
33:26That big muddy puddle
33:28Got a shock
33:29I guess
33:30Cause
33:31Both bars hit
33:33It went bubble
33:34Burp
33:37Splosh
33:39Splosh
33:39It's about time
33:41Somebody else
33:43Got a wash
33:44Hey somebody's left
33:54The bag down here
33:55Oh wow
33:58It's got a juggling ball in it
33:59Hey maybe I could do
34:00Some juggling for you
34:01Here we go
34:02Knee juggling
34:03Do you like it
34:06No
34:06What's wrong
34:07Need another one
34:10Hang on
34:11We'll sort out two first
34:13Anybody know what you do
34:14With two balls
34:14Yes
34:15I like that
34:17Oh thank you very much
34:18It's not working very well
34:20I've got to throw them
34:23Oh thank you
34:24Throw them
34:24No worries
34:25One at a time
34:28One at a time
34:29One at a time
34:29Oh
34:30No
34:31Oh catch them
34:34Oh right
34:34Throw them and catch them
34:35Got it now
34:36Throw them
34:36No
34:37Oh they've got to change hands
34:40Oh right
34:41Throw them and catch them
34:42And they change hands
34:43Throw
34:44Oh they change hands in the air
34:48So I throw the yellow one up
34:49Where does it land
34:50In that
34:51And throw the green one up
34:53Where does it land
34:53Oh now I've got it
34:55Everybody nice and quiet
34:57Here we go
34:58You ready down this side
34:59Hey you're not supposed to laugh
35:03At this
35:03Fitness is serious
35:05No laughing this time
35:06Everybody serious
35:07I'll try one more time
35:12No laughing
35:13Hey I did it
35:18Hey if I can do two
35:20Maybe I can do three
35:21Hang on
35:24Let's get three sorted out first
35:25Ow
35:26Oh
35:27It's not funny
35:29Something prickled my finger
35:30Oh look what it is
35:32It's little Herbert the hedgehog
35:34Say g'day Herbert
35:35You want the proper introduction
35:39Oh all right then
35:41Ladles and jelly spoons
35:43Now
35:44Did I say something wrong?
35:49Ladies
35:50Oh ladies
35:50Oh sorry
35:51Ladies and jelly men
35:54Now
35:54Ladies and gentlemen
35:59Oh sorry
36:00Ladies and gentlemen
36:02Boys and girls
36:04Now
36:04Did I get it wrong again?
36:08Boys
36:09Oh sorry
36:09Ladies and gentlemen
36:12Boys with curls
36:13Now
36:14Boys and girls
36:19Oh sorry
36:19Ladies and gentlemen
36:21Boys and girls
36:22May I present
36:22Herbert
36:23The world's only
36:24Juggling hedgehog
36:24You ready Herb?
36:25You want them to count to three
36:27Can you count to three?
36:29One
36:30Two
36:30Three
36:31Not loud enough
36:33Can you do it louder?
36:34One
36:35Two
36:36Three
36:37Oh crikey
36:38I wish I'd never asked
36:39Here we go
36:40Ouch
36:41Ouch
36:42Oh stop laughing
36:44It's not funny
36:45Ouch
36:45Oh
36:46Oh Herbert
36:47But you're a bit prickly
36:48For juggling with
36:49Can I swap you over
36:49For another ball?
36:51Okay then
36:51Back in your little house
36:52Say bye Herbert
36:54Bye Herbert
36:55And oh
36:56There is indeed
36:57Another ball in here
36:58A red one
36:58Let's see if they bounce
37:00Hey the red one does
37:01The yellow one does
37:02The green
37:03Hey terrific
37:04I can do some bounce juggling
37:05I go up in the air first
37:07And then down on the ground
37:08There's bouncy juggling
37:11And back up in the air again
37:13And oh mums and dads
37:14If you want to learn to juggle four
37:16You have to learn this trick
37:17Two in one hand
37:18And two in the other
37:20Only one minor problem
37:21You've got to be able to do it
37:23In both hands at once
37:24And I can't
37:25But he did help me with this trick
37:26Here's the cheats way
37:28Of juggling three
37:28Or this one
37:32One up the middle
37:33Whee
37:34Whee
37:35Or one over the top
37:37Whee
37:37Whee
37:38Other side
37:39Whee
37:40Whee
37:41Both sides at once
37:43Whee
37:43Whee
37:44Whee
37:44Whee
37:44Whee
37:45Hey that reminds me of a song
37:47When I was a wee wee tot
37:51That means a very small baby
37:56A wee wee tot
37:57Mum put me on my wee wee pot
38:01That means exactly what you thought it meant
38:06To see if I would wee wee or not
38:10To see if I would wee or not
38:11But to wee wee I would not
38:16Wee wee
38:18Wee wee
38:19That's your bit
38:20Wee wee
38:21Wee wee
38:22Because to wee wee I would not
38:27Mum took me from my wee wee pot
38:31She put me in my wee wee cot
38:36And then I wee wee quite a lot
38:42Wee wee
38:43Wee wee
38:45Wee wee
38:45Wee wee
38:46Wee wee
38:48Wee wee
38:49Wee wee
38:51And oh that little song's from Scotland
39:00And so is this one
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society
39:05It's called
39:06Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:09Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:14Bush bush
39:15Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:18Bush bush
39:19Oh you canny shove your granny
39:21Cause she's your mummy's mummy
39:23Oh, you canny, shove your granny up a bus
39:26Push, push, singing
39:29Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:32All together, singing
39:34Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:36Singing Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:40Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:42Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
39:44Well, we'll all go round to see her after school
39:47Hi, Granny
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school
39:51Hi, Granny
39:52We'll all go round to see her
39:55We'll all go round to see her
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school
39:59Hi, Granny
40:00Push, push
40:02You got the idea
40:03Singing Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:09Singing Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:12Singing Aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:16Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:17Aye, yippie, yippie, aye
40:19Hey anybody like ice cream here? Oh me too. This time you go yum yum when she
40:29gives you the ice cream. Are you ready? Yum yum. Well she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum.
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum. She'll give us lots of ice cream
40:4630 flavored ice cream. She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go yum yum. Hi granny. Push. Push.
40:54Singing aye aye yippie yippie aye. Singing aye aye yippie yippie aye. Singing aye aye yippie yippie aye.
41:06Aye yippie yippie aye. I wonder if you could do a slurp this time. Do you know how to slurp?
41:14Mmhmm,romualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualual
41:44Singing aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, aye
41:47Yippie, yippie, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
41:51And I think this last verse is for the mums
41:54You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:00You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:05You can shove your other granny
42:09Cos she's your daddy's mummy
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:16Push, push, yum, yum
42:19Hi, granny, push, push
42:22Singing aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:27Singing aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:30Singing aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, aye
42:34Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie
42:37And again
42:37Singing aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:41Singing aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
42:44Singing aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye, aye
42:48Yippy, yippy, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
42:51Yippy, aye
42:52And hey, this time, a song about a very strange camel
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:03Five
43:04Her name was Alice
43:06Alice the camel had five humps
43:10Alice the camel has five humps
43:13Alice the camel has five humps
43:16So go Alice, go
43:19How many humps did she have this time?
43:23You make four humps there?
43:26Alice the camel has four humps
43:28Alice the camel has four humps
43:32Alice the camel has four humps
43:35So go Alice, go
43:38Boom, boom, boom
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three
43:41Alice the camel has three humps
43:46Alice the camel has three humps
43:49Alice the camel has three humps
43:52So go Alice, go
43:55Boom, boom, boom
43:56How many this time?
43:58One
44:02Alice the camel has two humps
44:03Alice the camel has two humps
44:07Alice the camel has two humps
44:10So go Alice, go
44:13How many this time?
44:16One
44:16One
44:17Only one
44:17Only one
44:18Only one
44:18Only one
44:18She must be a dromedary
44:19Here we go
44:20Alice the camel has one humps
44:23Alice the camel has one humps
44:27Alice the camel has one humps
44:30So go Alice, go
44:33Boom, boom, boom
44:34How many this time?
44:36No
44:36No humps
44:38So here we go then
44:39Alice the camel has no humps
44:42Alice the camel has no humps
44:46Alice the camel has no humps
44:49Because Alice is a
44:51Hot horse
44:52A horse
44:53Thank goodness you knew that
44:55And oh, a special song this time
44:58All about a bloke called Dr. Nickerbocker
45:02Oh, you know that one
45:04Oh, great
45:05Here we go then
45:06Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker
45:10Number nine
45:11He likes to dance
45:13And he keeps it tight
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:21Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:25Oh, look at that
45:26One
45:26Two
45:27Three
45:28Four
45:29Five
45:29Six
45:30Seven
45:30Eight
45:30Nine
45:31Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker
45:35Number nine
45:36He likes to dance
45:38And he keeps it tight
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
45:42Boom, boom
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
45:46Boom, boom
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:53Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:57Look at that
45:58One
45:58Two
45:59Three
46:00Four
46:00Five
46:01Six
46:01Seven
46:02Eight
46:02Nine
46:03Dr. Nickerbocker, Nickerbocker
46:07Number nine
46:08He likes to dance
46:10And he keeps it tight
46:11Now let's get the rhythm of the hip
46:14Hang on a minute
46:15Last time I did this first
46:17Somebody went
46:17Woo-woo in the audience
46:19Woo-woo?
46:19Yeah
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom
46:21And they
46:22You won't go
46:22Woo-woo, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief
46:26Oh, nice audience this one
46:27They won't do it
46:28It's all right
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hip
46:32Woo-woo
46:33Woo-woo
46:34I thought I heard something
46:37I thought I did
46:38Maybe it was our imagination
46:39We'll be all right
46:40Now let's get the rhythm of the hip
46:44Woo-woo
46:45I think my imagination's getting louder
46:49Now we've got the rhythm of the hip
46:54Woo-woo
46:55Very funny
46:58I'm so embarrassed
47:00I don't know where to put my bottom
47:01Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
47:06Boom-boom
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
47:09Boom-boom
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
47:13Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
47:16Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
47:20Last time
47:21One
47:21Two
47:22Three
47:23Four
47:24Five
47:24Six
47:24Seven
47:25Eight
47:25Nine
47:26Doctor
47:27Nickerbocker
47:29Nickerbocker
47:30Number nine
47:33Oh wow
47:41Hey
47:41Thanks for having us at a concert
47:43Oh I'll say that again
47:44Hey
47:44Thanks for having us at
47:46Thanks for
47:47Hang on a second
47:49Thanks for having us at your concert
47:52No
47:52Thanks for
47:54Oh
47:55Thanks for having us at my concert
48:00Oh
48:01Oh I got it right now
48:03Hey
48:04Thanks for coming to the concert
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here
48:08What a lovely audience
48:09And oh
48:10Got your clapping hands ready
48:12We might finish with one last clapping song
48:15Got your clapping hands ready
48:16And we'll go with a big one
48:18Here we go
48:30Here we go
49:00It's got elephants inside it
49:16Goodness grace and me
49:17I think we'd better try that ending again
49:19You got your hands ready again
49:20Oh thank you for coming
49:42Bye everybody
49:43Bye
49:44Bye bye
49:45Bye bye
49:45Hey
49:47Where's Rufty Tufty
49:49You hear the children call
49:51At playing hide and seek
49:53He's the finest of them all
49:55Though the weather's fine and the day is fair
49:58They can't find Rufty Tufty
50:00They seek him here
50:01They seek him there
50:02But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:04Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:07Hide and seek all through the town
50:09But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:11Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:13Hide and seek all through the town
50:15But they can't find Rufty Tufty
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