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@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00not make me authenticate hmm heck yes but it still does parathon paragon
00:16good old anthem
00:25wrong launcher
00:30you know what sucks is
00:43crisis one two and three right yeah they were originally on the ea or origin okay they got ported
00:54over but now they're removed from steam because of the re remaster or remake really which it is
01:02yep and someone said that you have to downgrade the ea new game launcher back into origin if you want to
01:14play the original version of three because that one was barely on steam i couldn't find a steam key
01:20anywhere for it so i don't know like it was on there for the shortest time ever or what
01:26it isn't that bogus though it is
01:38i don't know why they ever had to go from origin to the ea launcher
01:56yeah i don't know either what a downgrade agreed
02:01i can't believe the chicken game broke my stream so bad that one
02:14ended it it also broke my sound
02:25okay i gotta make sure too this isn't laggy remember last time i streamed this it took like 30 seconds
02:44for it to iron out
03:05god damn this load time
03:14well my obs thing looks good over there
03:27as far as i can tell
03:31nice nice yeah
03:38it does suck when you look at the stream and it's the delay dude
03:44versus where you're at
03:47whatever not like i get viewers don't care
03:53oh i saw this thing online you know the meme he's probably thinking about other girls and it's the
03:58guy in bed awake yeah yeah yeah he's like if my son became a priest would he be a son or would he be
04:05a father
04:11that's actually a good question that is
04:15all right oh we have people to talk to
04:18all right i got right just one yeah all right i'm gonna talk to her
04:25hey thanks for being here to help saw this whole javelin suit thing this is her this is who we're meeting
04:31max freelancer looking out for this troublemaker
04:34hell yeah she's stupid keeps her alive in the streets safe very absolutely couldn't agree more
04:42sexy stupid keep the peace and live well right this speaks well for you right good he can do the
04:49talking wait didn't piss her off at some point did you did i not so far perfect this is already going
04:56really well not so fast right is on the hook for a suit plain and simple a card game is as good as a
05:02contract to these people look she tried to cut a deal not the suit but something of equal value
05:07i heard that went badly there may have been some punching bad choice sexy bad choice
05:14what not important what needs to happen to fix this easy she works for me no way i'm no regulator
05:22i'm not looking for a regulator i need a freelancer i can trust you do the work for me proper contracts
05:29i assure you and i make the more unpleasant regulators go away i'm not sure about all this
05:36no choice bitch if the contracts are legitimate it might be a good deal a freelancer in a suit is
05:42worth far more than selling your suit for parts i have things i need done and i don't want sentinels in
05:47my business crap it does get me out of this mess i'm back in the field sexy danger yeah okay sexy
05:55danger what not important you have a deal that it can i leave you know like how it went so dark over her
06:05head all right you said in the i'm not doing what you say where's the shop so press start yeah hit the back
06:18button that's why go over to featured and it'll be hold start to open store
06:32a lot of loads
06:35under the seasonal tab
06:40do you have a war chest legendary colossus
06:44and do you have what are your minor crystals at five or i'm at 7250
06:54wait what the is this war chest melee do you have a war chest for a colossus
07:02legendary colossus legendary colossus yeah yep buy it
07:09it's okay it could be random big money big money big money
07:18i got berserker cry
07:19which is the one i used later because you know it's better than the other i think
07:28so you just got a really high level one wow
07:32dang i'm broke dude i'm looking at this it's a what you get the melee one
07:43don't i already have a good melee though you do yeah so like i can craft a good melee i might as well save these not that i'm gonna
07:54i want that blockade armor that's kind of sick looking
08:01isn't it
08:03um for the colossus
08:07yeah for 61 000 i only have 50 i only have 16 000 and zero
08:17man if they're shutting down why not make this free
08:20suck me off jake jack whatever
08:31all right let me i guess equip that i'll do the actual other stuff after we're done
08:37okay
08:38because that could be time consuming no one wants to see that
08:44shut up
08:44wait no that's what i wanted all right yeah i have literally the crappiest of the crap
08:59wow it's got a 59 power
09:03or yeah 59 power for that um
09:08rye
09:08shit i should yep i'm gonna go through this later i'll be weak as shit i don't care
09:19all right
09:22it's not like it matters
09:26okay
09:30all right let me change the mission
09:34make sure it's so hard because you know
09:35easy as gosh darn game around what do you want iris
09:41uh you want to do every mission right we might as well
09:46all right then it's this was the only one we can do because they they go so fast
09:55it's on the hard
10:04and you said you would refuse
10:09i would refuse
10:13what
10:15nothing
10:16what are we doing what you do
10:19did you change what you were
10:22i took off my diving suit
10:25no
10:28why
10:30just the giggles why not it's only for one run
10:34it's not main mission either
10:37besides you'll be able to carry it and no matter what
10:41with one hand you could beat the mission
10:44perhaps
10:46pat cat you need to leave
10:48yeah you need to leave
10:52all right
10:55game looks i do like the graphics
10:57where are we headed
10:58oh
10:59i set up a field camp
11:00back i wonder if he quickly needs to repair
11:02let me check
11:04heading over there
11:06my health part
11:09yep
11:10you know how you have chunks
11:11i don't know how to fly anyone
11:24i do like that the water pools here
11:36it is cool
11:37that guy deserved it
11:49so does he
11:50i don't know
12:04so you'll need to do some repairs on the field equipment things never last long out here
12:09be careful now
12:10all this activity has thrown up the wildlife
12:12they actually have decent
12:42uh
12:43uh
12:44defense
12:55the fight's over
12:57Trying to play a skill against overwhelming odds.
13:04That's one complete.
13:07One more done. Wonderful.
13:19Well, well done. You fine work.
13:22Wait. I have another task for you. The wall is so much to get done.
13:27I actually have a new reference route.
13:29I'm going to get over there and take a look.
13:31On my way.
13:49Can I have to reply?
13:51Yep. Travel to location.
13:57Too rude.
14:07Is it...
14:08Nope. I thought it was black.
14:11How that one was.
14:12You know what killing the wildlife reminds me of?
14:27Evolve.
14:28Evolve.
14:31I have to agree.
14:34Here's the location to start searching around.
14:36They have to be here.
14:38Oh, we got a big guy.
14:39Okay.
14:43Was that your ult?
14:44Or just a normal ult?
14:45No, that was just my lightning.
14:46Must be nice.
14:47It does seem to be a guy.
14:50I didn't hit him so I missed.
14:52Still.
14:57Oh yeah.
14:58Hey look.
14:59Examine.
15:00That's it.
15:01There must be more.
15:02There must be more.
15:25I don't even remember what this one was.
15:27My haunt thing.
15:28I don't know if it's a buff or if it's aggro.
15:32It's both.
15:34What?
15:36Probably both.
15:38Cause I know one would aggro and one would buff.
15:42Me and my teammates.
15:46But I don't know which is which.
15:57It's okay.
16:01I got a couple of good toys over here.
16:15Literally I just gotta do stuff.
16:16Let my thing come back.
16:17Punch.
16:18I feel like all I do is punch you bastard we're out of the range
16:34I don't know if they just infinitely spawn
16:49can we do this stuff or not? it says a naked area
17:14okay let me collect this weapon or whatever
17:19good job
17:32finished excellent work
17:34is that that noticing?
17:36nope
17:38anything from Matthias
17:48I'm gonna totally do it differently this time
17:52with the triplet incident
17:56agreed
17:58I hit it quick
18:02you know what is there an opening here? yeah there is that's cool
18:08I wish they would do a I know this will never happen but VR
18:18oh mystery
18:28oh it's one of these
18:32oh it's one of these
18:34wow look at it
18:38it's beautiful
18:42it's beautiful
18:56oh this already looks like hell
18:59for me
19:03oh
19:05oh
19:07oh
19:09oh
19:11oh
19:13oh
19:15oh
19:17oh
19:19oh
19:21I'm freezing
19:22I'm freezing
19:23what?
19:24I'm freezing
19:25it's a combo
19:29alright we're gonna do it
19:31oh
19:33oh
19:37oh
19:39oh
19:41oh
19:43oh
19:45oh
19:47oh
19:49oh
19:50Beat on me.
20:03Wow.
20:14What the?
20:15Is it this?
20:16Yeah.
20:17It's these weird magnetics and butt plugs.
20:34I can't believe that guy draws common items.
20:36Tuck.
20:44Good job.
20:47Good job.
20:52Time is.
21:02Wait, was that hit in the water?
21:04No.
21:06There it is.
21:07We fixed it.
21:08We fixed it.
21:13Now we're Matthias.
21:15Do we win?
21:16Fantastic work freelancer.
21:17You've earned some rest.
21:18I'll speak to you soon.
21:19Hehehe.
21:20Such an easy mission.
21:21All the missions are just easy.
21:22If you noticed, I didn't go down.
21:23That was an easy mission.
21:24That was my ult.
21:25Nice.
21:26Just like you.
21:27Nice.
21:28Just like you.
21:29That was my ult.
21:30Nice.
21:31I get three shots.
21:32Hell yeah.
21:33Hell yeah.
21:34Hell yeah.
21:35Hell yeah.
21:36Hell yeah.
21:37Hell yeah.
21:38Hell yeah.
21:39Hell yeah.
21:40Hell yeah.
21:41Hell yeah.
21:42Hell yeah.
21:44Hell yeah.
21:46Hell yeah.
21:47Hell yeah.
21:49That was my ult.
21:51That was my ult.
21:52Nice.
21:53Just like you, I get three shots.
21:55Hell yeah.
21:57Hell yeah.
21:58I didn't expect him to be very well.
22:28I guess you did different things that I'm not able to, so it maybe gives you medals for him.
22:35Maybe it's because I'm doing more combos.
22:39You're doing what?
22:41The combos.
22:43That and elements, maybe.
22:45Well, your fire is a primer, but your railgun's not detonated.
22:53I don't think.
22:57Yeah.
22:59Back to Fort?
23:01Yeah.
23:02I guess that was the one I've done, right?
23:03It's up to you if you want to do one or two.
23:06No, I'm only done.
23:08So next one's the main mission.
23:10I don't want to go down.
23:12If there's talking to people, I'll probably do that.
23:15Alright.
23:17Just to get it out of the way, because it's sometimes 20 minutes.
23:19I know, right?
23:22Oh, there's someone.
23:24Lightning dude?
23:27No.
23:32Alright, let me look.
23:33Is it Matthias?
23:34It's Matthias.
23:35It looks like it's...
23:38Alright, I'll just do that next time, then.
23:40Because if it's just him, then that's an easy way to start it.
23:43I guess I'm going to go look at my weapons and forge and all that.
23:49That's probably my best.
24:04Yeah, if you look at the abilities, the circles are the primers while you've got your detonators as well.
24:10Wait, I can craft a better Inferno Glove?
24:25Why did I not do that before?
24:26What?
24:27I'm so confused.
24:40I'll have to test that on the class or something.
25:01In the seasonal store, under the crafting menu, there's a legendary mortar thing you can get.
25:19It's the one that creates a wall of flame for only 2,000 coins.
25:24I'm literally using cloudburst, power 1, 27 damage, when I have a power 11 with 35 damage.
25:39Whoops.
25:41Whoops, indeed.
25:44Can I craft any?
25:46You might be able to.
25:51Yeah, I have an autocan.
25:52That would give me 72 damage instead of 35.
26:11Yeah, this.
26:22I should have really been doing this.
26:29Whoops.
26:32I'm using a light machine gun.
26:35Let me see if I can craft a better one.
26:38The relentless I like, because the more you fire it, the more accurate it gets.
26:44Okay, that's my only light machine gun I have.
26:46All right.
26:48All right.
26:54Wait, what?
26:56All right.
26:56I'm going to go mess around in the free play real quick.
27:00Okay.
27:01I'm going to kick you out.
27:03There we go.
27:12I want to test out this combo.
27:14I know it's not good.
27:16How do we get rare embers?
27:26Not that I'm low.
27:27I just want to know.
27:29Um.
27:31I think those are those are the diamond things.
27:37Those are what those have a chance to be.
27:39You could also buy them in the store, too, I think.
27:46Okay.
27:48For Dosh.
28:01Yeah.
28:02Don't forget if you want that legendary mortar thing.
28:06I don't know if it's good or not.
28:07I've never used.
28:08There's a shotgun that has the RPM is 500.
28:17Uh, RPM or, um, full auto.
28:20It's insane.
28:21It's two shell bursts.
28:24That's wild.
28:27It actually is.
28:30I remember using shotguns, though, and not liking it.
28:38I can see how that could be good.
28:51I can see how that could be good.
28:55I can still craft my burst mortar that does a thousand fifty-five damage.
29:05Nice.
29:06It's probably better than if I were to buy the fire one, right?
29:11Well, it's on level fifty-nine.
29:14At least mine was.
29:16And that, that's in the store?
29:19Yeah, it's in the, uh, under the crafting again.
29:27Oh.
29:33Oh my god.
29:34I hate the, the way the store is built.
29:37Agreed.
29:37What the hell?
29:45That's a laser.
29:52Was it...
29:55Rubidium Furnace?
29:58I think so.
29:59It should say usable by Colossus.
30:01Yeah.
30:01It should be two thousand.
30:04Yup.
30:05Yeah.
30:20Boom.
30:23We can always make improvements.
30:31What the hell?
30:33Uh...
30:38All right.
30:41Mmm.
30:43...
30:44Mmh.
30:44Mmh.
30:45Mmh.
30:49Mmh.
30:52Mmh.
30:56Mmh.
31:57Oh, wait, I can craft.
31:59What can I craft?
32:02Oh.
32:04All right, I'll try that build.
32:08See how that goes.
32:09Yeah, in the legendary war chest for the storm that was in the store, I bought for $2,500.
32:23It was random.
32:24It gave me a weird ice laser.
32:27That's cool.
32:29Yeah, it's a detonator, which is even weirder.
32:33It does a lot of single target damage.
32:36So I'm going to test it the next time we play.
32:40But I already bought the mortar.
32:42I had to.
32:43Yeah.
32:52Interesting.
32:54Hmm.
32:55Your stuff?
32:55Yeah, I'm just looking at augments.
32:57Like, I could do just armor, just tank.
33:02I could get up to 229 armor.
33:05Oh.
33:07And another one is shield.
33:09I could get up to 229 shield.
33:11I don't even have a shield.
33:13It would be your shield.
33:15But the armor is empty.
33:18The armor is your health, technically.
33:20Wait, there's one that does both.
33:24Both 229.
33:25Oh.
33:26Armor enhancement?
33:28Structural reinforcement.
33:31Yeah, it's something like that.
33:32It gives me both 229.
33:35Why would I not get that over individuals?
33:37What?
33:38Hmm?
33:39What's my other one?
33:41This is...
33:44Nah, no.
33:44We don't want that.
33:45I'm going to forge that and be a tank.
33:47Hmm.
33:50Well, it's nice when you don't die.
33:53It's easy.
34:05Because...
34:06Without it, I drop to 90 for each.
34:12Wait.
34:14And just unequip it.
34:16So I can...
34:16The railgun is a detonator.
34:20That's so much armor and shield.
34:28Mm-hmm.
34:30Crazy, isn't it?
34:31That's wild.
34:32That's wild.
34:40Can I double equip?
34:41Could I just make two of that?
34:43I don't think you can equip two the same.
34:46Even if I look at the other ones, it's still only up to...
34:52Or wait, is that what this...
34:55I don't know.
34:56All righty.
35:14I'm going to exit and eat dinner.
35:16All right.
35:18Oh, I'm going to exit the game first.
35:20Yep.
35:20Yeah, you're going to be quite the tank, ain't you?
35:24Yeah, I totally needed it, right?
35:27Of course.
35:35What do I have?
35:36Do I have the fucking ordnance?
35:38You have eggs.
35:39Yeah, I do.
35:41Yep.
35:42He caught me.
35:43Okay, it looks like that's literally all I can do.
35:47I'm only up to 194.
35:50194 power.
35:54Higher than both of mine already.
35:57Hell yeah.
35:59Shut up, whatever your dumb name is.
36:02Godspeed.
36:03Godspeed.
36:03Godspeed.
36:11Godspeed.
36:13Godspeed.
36:19Okay.
36:21Well, that's...
36:21That's done.
36:23I'm done.
36:24Done, done, done, done, done.
36:30If any non-bots are here...
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