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@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00:01Okay, throw that down there
00:00:02in the abyss where it belongs.
00:00:10Yeah, don't close that out.
00:00:17Okay.
00:00:31Larian just did so good
00:00:33with that game.
00:00:36Did they not?
00:00:40Can you hear me?
00:00:41They did very well. Yeah, sorry, I'm muted. I don't know why.
00:00:43Oh, that's fine. Just making sure
00:00:45it's not on my end, you know what I mean?
00:00:47Mm-hmm.
00:00:54Switch from Paragon.
00:00:57There we go.
00:01:15Okay, it's all switched over. Also,
00:01:18I learned
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00:01:22Oh, no. I didn't want to actually go to the site.
00:01:27When I stream
00:01:28to YouTube with Restream,
00:01:29I have to wait until I'm done in order to
00:01:37monetize
00:01:37the stream.
00:01:39Okay.
00:01:40But if I
00:01:42go to my YouTube studio,
00:01:44after starting the stream,
00:01:46I can click yes to monetize
00:01:48it right there, so I don't have to wait.
00:01:53I don't know why
00:01:54Restream doesn't.
00:01:56I don't know.
00:01:57But I don't know.
00:01:58I don't know if that would affect
00:01:59if I get any ads and, you know,
00:02:01all that jive turkey.
00:02:04Yeah.
00:02:06For a poor man
00:02:07who doesn't, you know,
00:02:09make crap,
00:02:10I need every ad sent.
00:02:15Oh, it did start.
00:02:17Okay.
00:02:25I just hear that song.
00:02:29You don't know what song I'm going to say.
00:02:30It's not from the game.
00:02:33You ready?
00:02:37Hello Darkness.
00:02:40That's what I'm thinking of
00:02:41because of the battle coming up.
00:02:43Pretty much.
00:02:46I noticed,
00:02:47since I'm just sitting here,
00:02:51you can actually cast
00:02:53Animate Dead in here without
00:02:55using a corpse, it says.
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:58One of our debuffs.
00:03:00Yeah, well, remember that
00:03:03that exploit with kids
00:03:05in the game.
00:03:07Little children.
00:03:08Yeah.
00:03:09Minions.
00:03:10Mm-hmm.
00:03:28It's doing shader cache.
00:03:31I'm not worried.
00:03:33I'm just explaining to you, so...
00:03:41Oh...
00:04:05Okay.
00:04:13Okay.
00:04:56So you have two.
00:05:15I'm at the menu.
00:05:18No rush.
00:05:20Yeah.
00:05:22You also have a scroll to something elemental as well.
00:05:27Does it until they die or?
00:05:30I think until it dies.
00:05:31Yeah.
00:05:34Okay, why can I not?
00:05:36There it is.
00:05:39The Steam menu wasn't having the bottom there for me.
00:05:45Because you're a top.
00:05:47I'm not.
00:05:49I don't even know.
00:05:50I don't even know what those.
00:05:52Power bottom.
00:05:53Power bottom.
00:05:54Power bottom.
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:55It has to do with gay.
00:05:56It does, but I don't know the difference.
00:06:01I think bottom is you're on the bottom, I think.
00:06:07Yeah.
00:06:10Question mark.
00:06:20Don't forget to attach Shadowheart if you're in.
00:06:24I read an article about hippos and rhinos, right?
00:06:30Rhinos are one of their closer relatives is horses.
00:06:35Right?
00:06:38Do you know what hippos is?
00:06:40What?
00:06:41Whales.
00:06:44Hmm.
00:06:46Yep.
00:06:46Okay.
00:06:48And reading the article, you know what it made me want?
00:06:52It made me just want to play Ark.
00:06:57I've missed that game.
00:07:02Oh, it's breaking.
00:07:04V-Sync.
00:07:04I saw 61 frames twice.
00:07:09You know, I'm often tempted to run this at a higher resolution than 1080p, but then again,
00:07:15I don't want it to end up somehow running like shit.
00:07:19You know what I mean?
00:07:20Yeah.
00:07:22What do you run it at?
00:07:29I'm at 1920.
00:07:31Oh, okay.
00:07:32Then maybe I'll just leave it.
00:07:34You know.
00:07:36Not a big deal.
00:07:37It looks good enough, and once you play, you don't even care how it looks.
00:07:43Alright.
00:07:46She's already got temporary hit points.
00:07:52I don't know if I don't know if I even like...
00:07:54Bloom might be better off.
00:07:59If you look at the setting.
00:08:01I'm not gonna fuck with it, but like...
00:08:03Yeah, I think...
00:08:04Yeah, I think...
00:08:07Alright.
00:08:10My recording's going.
00:08:12The stream is going.
00:08:13I'm ready whenever.
00:08:14I'm not in a rush.
00:08:15I'm just letting you know.
00:08:16Alright.
00:08:17Um...
00:08:18They call me Magneto.
00:08:20Do I have this spell?
00:08:24I do.
00:08:28Do I.
00:08:33I'm...
00:08:35Try it.
00:08:37Try it.
00:08:43Alright.
00:08:44Any spells you want to cast with Shadowheart before we start?
00:08:47dude i don't i don't fucking know i wasn't sure i don't i'm not i don't know her spells
00:08:55because neither do i i'm not a dweeb in this realm whenever you ask me questions it's like
00:09:00i don't know a lick of shit that'd be like me asking you for computer advice right it would
00:09:08be bad how do i group do you want me to just sneak attack him if i can yes how
00:09:15do i sneak
00:09:17crouch or c and shift for your party member there we go thank you that's what i was looking
00:09:24for oh wait need me to throw you to him no that does damage yeah what if you get in
00:09:31those skulls
00:09:36i'm not gonna react i can't i can't do anything he was invulnerable
00:09:41oh yeah we gotta breathe the night song i forgot all right well i used my sneak attack
00:09:59oh yeah as long as i could just sit here and you can move everybody else as long as you
00:10:04can stay hidden if you want oh yeah as long as i don't take combat we could move yeah but
00:10:11there's so much red what do you mean i can keep moving like i'm gonna get i have to eventually
00:10:18do something because it ends right here you could sneak attack the dude up i'm right i'm
00:10:26i'm trying but i can't even
00:10:30all right i'm gonna try you ready yeah
00:10:37my game chugged to five frames hit him for a good amount
00:10:51shadowheart can still do stuff too and we gotta free her right i gotta run all the way over there
00:10:56you know is that how we free her i think we have to get to her yeah okay she's soul
00:11:02caged
00:11:07yeah she could be helped out of the cage we gotta do the help action
00:11:13so
00:11:18on my way please don't touch me don't touch me
00:11:26okay okay uh oh wait i forgot i can um shoot again oh not enough movement
00:11:42damn
00:11:46he's surprised they're all surprised
00:11:50all right
00:11:51back to my
00:11:52i don't have any
00:11:55ranged really
00:11:58except this
00:12:00i hit him
00:12:02of course it would say miss
00:12:10yeah we'll just end it here
00:12:14all right
00:12:16better get you out of there
00:12:19can i hit him up here
00:12:21i can
00:12:28not enough action
00:12:29mother
00:12:30the help is a
00:12:32main thing yeah
00:12:34that's so bullshit
00:12:40how much health it has nine i'm not gonna be able to kill it
00:12:49could you kick it to these other ones
00:12:56all right
00:13:01come on game
00:13:05no
00:13:07i am very let down
00:13:15hey you
00:13:17damn it
00:13:20they still ain't dead
00:13:21yeah
00:13:24god he's so strong
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00:14:36here they come
00:14:40oh i got a bot
00:14:41cool
00:14:45that guy
00:14:47levitate he's flying
00:14:49at least he came down we can melee
00:14:51him not my girl
00:14:53oh my god
00:14:55i hit all three of us
00:14:58look at my health
00:14:59i'm at nine
00:15:03this ain't kosher
00:15:05she's gonna help don't worry
00:15:07yeah but there's still another fight after this
00:15:09don't worry we got this we're learning
00:15:11it's done i lose my action
00:15:15i can't even end my turn
00:15:17oh it's cause you're still
00:15:18i gotta run this way or i would get burned
00:15:22um
00:15:25lazel's got six as well
00:15:27awesome
00:15:31dude this is
00:15:32bull
00:15:34where's the combat log how much damage
00:15:36should i take from that
00:15:41i took
00:15:4150 same with lazel
00:15:57are they weak to any elements or anything
00:16:00um
00:16:01um
00:16:02the mind flayer
00:16:03any of the guys
00:16:04he's
00:16:07psychics double against
00:16:09the
00:16:10mind flayer
00:16:11yeah
00:16:12kethric
00:16:13no
00:16:15not weak to anything
00:16:19the brain's also psychic damage
00:16:22yeah
00:16:24the undeader
00:16:26they take double from one damage
00:16:29oh
00:16:30okay
00:16:32all right
00:16:33i'm gonna summon my elemental
00:16:35all right
00:16:44he looks all right
00:16:45what
00:16:46yeah that's why i asked about elements
00:16:49cause i'm like
00:16:49what
00:16:51oh
00:16:51fuck
00:16:55hmm
00:17:04i really can't
00:17:05i should really
00:17:11before anything happens
00:17:13right
00:17:14yeah
00:17:15before lazel and i lose another 50
00:17:19yeah but she's right
00:17:20right there
00:17:22and
00:17:22yeah take that
00:17:28she's already almost dead
00:17:29she has seven
00:17:33yeah it's a rough battle
00:17:34it's a hard one
00:17:37i have
00:17:37one hit point
00:17:39i am down
00:17:50let's have those down
00:17:51you're stoned
00:17:54wanna restart this
00:17:56um
00:17:58uh
00:18:00she's dead
00:18:08can i see what my guy does
00:18:10this is my fire dude
00:18:11sure
00:18:14all right
00:18:16i can't
00:18:17you're the one that's dead
00:18:18oh
00:18:19wow
00:18:21that sucks
00:18:22man
00:18:30wow
00:18:31this is
00:18:32i
00:18:33i guess we could restart
00:18:36that really sucks
00:18:39what the fuck
00:18:43that was
00:18:44absolutely
00:18:46butts
00:18:46dude
00:18:47yeah it was
00:18:48i don't understand
00:18:50we got wrecked
00:18:52so bad
00:18:54and we've done
00:18:55side quests
00:18:56and stuff
00:18:56yeah
00:18:57we've done quite a few
00:19:06hmm
00:19:15okay
00:19:19should i just summon my elemental now
00:19:22did it say last until long rest
00:19:24or something
00:19:24i don't know
00:19:26sure
00:19:26i'm pretty sure it did
00:19:28until long rest
00:19:34should i do the ice one
00:19:36or the mud one
00:19:37now
00:19:38i tried the ice
00:19:39all right
00:19:40let's see what the ice looks like
00:19:46oh
00:19:46that's a neat little ice minion
00:19:49um
00:19:49you got two
00:19:52okay
00:19:54all right
00:19:57there we go
00:19:59oh
00:19:59oh when they explode
00:20:00they
00:20:02they die
00:20:03explode when they die
00:20:04yes
00:20:04they all three do that
00:20:06all types
00:20:08hmm
00:20:09okay
00:20:09so i don't want to be near it
00:20:19wait
00:20:20chip
00:20:21he's still
00:20:22oh yeah
00:20:22if i can
00:20:23do you want me to try to
00:20:24hit the mine player
00:20:25with the sneak
00:20:26yep
00:20:26yep
00:20:27might as well
00:20:37hmm
00:20:45i'm gonna do this
00:20:47just so they don't
00:20:49move
00:20:49while i'm trying to shoot
00:20:51you know what i mean
00:20:52yep
00:20:54oh he's out of my range
00:21:02can you throw a bomb at him
00:21:04with that reach
00:21:05or is it less range than the bow
00:21:09i don't really have any
00:21:11bombs
00:21:13i kind of used them all
00:21:16i think i have a bomb
00:21:18do you want me to send it your way
00:21:19or try to throw it myself
00:21:22that's up to you
00:21:23you can do what you need
00:21:25what's that
00:21:27wait that's not
00:21:29oh
00:21:29game i clicked the wrong one
00:21:31where the hell is the throw
00:21:43exit turn base mode and get back up here
00:21:45all right
00:21:46smoke powder bomb is what i have
00:21:49don't you
00:21:49um
00:21:52how do they not see me
00:21:54i'm in the red
00:21:57there
00:21:59oh yeah i was spotted
00:22:00as predicted
00:22:02gg of stopping the stuff
00:22:04when i was in the red
00:22:05your death
00:22:06sorry
00:22:06like a moth to light
00:22:07old fart
00:22:09you could have run away
00:22:12absconded with the prism
00:22:14why
00:22:14the one thing
00:22:16that could prevent me
00:22:18from fulfilling my destiny
00:22:21but the lure of one's destiny
00:22:24is irresistible
00:22:25isn't it
00:22:26perhaps you hope to learn
00:22:28your place in history
00:22:29before you are erased from it
00:22:31a bright flash of clarity
00:22:34before the snuffing out
00:22:39barbarian what you picking
00:22:44your place is to die
00:22:46so that i might finally live
00:22:48let us speak plainly
00:22:52my lord merkle gave me the one thing i desired
00:22:55the one thing no other god could grant me
00:22:59my daughter's life returned
00:23:02her heart beating once more
00:23:06for that he asked that i serve as his chosen
00:23:11join oran and gortash to grow the cult of the absolute
00:23:15and then take control of it
00:23:21he's never had a more devoted follower
00:23:23i have fought great wars before
00:23:27in the service of other gods and other powers
00:23:30but for merkle i would condemn all of faerun to death
00:23:35you are all that stands between me and my destiny
00:23:40and you have brought the prism here
00:23:42i will kill you now
00:23:45and then i will raise you
00:23:47as my servant
00:23:52yes
00:23:55join the army of the dead true soul
00:23:58witness lord merkle's glory
00:24:04lord steve urkle is that what he said
00:24:06yeah actually he did
00:24:08um don't move yet
00:24:10i'm not in combat
00:24:13i'm gonna do my click heels and run
00:24:16to the bitch
00:24:20i wonder
00:24:21can i
00:24:22i can
00:24:26i have to stop there or i provoke a
00:24:31just don't end your turn
00:24:3894% chance should i use it on the mine
00:24:40i can hit all with my gatzuga tense show
00:24:44should i
00:24:45if you want yeah
00:24:50i'm gonna try to hit mine for here
00:24:53there's one that survived
00:24:55i guess i didn't hit him
00:24:56it looked like
00:24:59oh no
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00:25:0242 and i don't know what the extra 23 was from
00:25:07but he's got 6 health left
00:25:11hell yeah
00:25:17i'm gonna get back to my allies
00:25:21you just scroll head back over
00:25:23i'm right there but i can't get her
00:25:25okay
00:25:27can i do anything with lazo
00:25:28can i end my turn now or
00:25:30yeah you can because i'll leave hawk on there
00:25:34when do i get to have the ice guys with me
00:25:36what the hell
00:25:37they're not in combat
00:25:39oh
00:25:39oh you've seen me
00:25:45oh that didn't count as my action
00:25:59hell yeah
00:26:00beat his dick
00:26:02i i am
00:26:05because he actually is the reason we lost
00:26:08yeah he is
00:26:11he mindfucked you guys
00:26:17i can't throw him
00:26:20i can throw him should i
00:26:23you
00:26:23is that all you can do
00:26:25no i can smack him
00:26:26oh
00:26:27i don't know would throwing kill him
00:26:28it'd do damage but
00:26:30let's see if
00:26:31i can hit
00:26:33i hit
00:26:34heck yes okay
00:26:37i'll take his eye
00:26:42then
00:26:49yes
00:26:50yes
00:26:54all right
00:26:56um you want to bring shadow heart
00:26:57and maybe your ice things into combat
00:27:00if you click on them you might be able to control them
00:27:06yeah i can
00:27:07um
00:27:09should i or should i wait until these
00:27:11um
00:27:13necromites get down
00:27:15oh you could and that way you could move them and then
00:27:17attack them with them
00:27:20let's see do they have any defense magic
00:27:22no no they don't
00:27:24all right i guess i'm gonna move up and go ahead
00:27:27okay
00:27:28let me know when
00:27:29do you want to get shadow heart in at all or no
00:27:31yeah her i will
00:27:33i'll i'll leave those guys there though
00:27:36okay
00:27:38hmm
00:27:40can she hit at all
00:27:42don't hit kathric he's still involved
00:27:44no the the necromites i can hit
00:27:46yeah yeah yeah okay
00:27:49just be careful your character might move forward
00:27:52well yeah they're gonna
00:27:55oh that's some shit
00:27:57but if
00:27:59you do get close enough your beam attack will hit
00:28:02i can't do it
00:28:03it's gone
00:28:04oh you're
00:28:04yeah you used it okay
00:28:06oh
00:28:06all right
00:28:10i want these
00:28:11i don't want a lot of zone on top
00:28:14thank god no one does
00:28:17ah
00:28:18oh
00:28:19whatever
00:28:20you ready
00:28:20yep
00:28:25okay
00:28:26wasted turn
00:28:27bucko
00:28:29deadly orders on shadow heart
00:28:31that means they're all
00:28:32gonna attack her i think
00:28:37no
00:28:38you're more likely to target this enemy
00:28:39oh no
00:28:41okay that's not so bad
00:28:42all right now it's officially her turn
00:28:47should i
00:28:48actually just heal
00:28:49and then try to get closer to you
00:28:51so that
00:28:53um
00:28:53they have to get closer
00:28:55you could yeah
00:28:56all right
00:29:05all right
00:29:07wow that's all i got
00:29:10what did you know they did that
00:29:12i did not
00:29:13but that's a necromite right there
00:29:17and uh
00:29:17do you mind if i just try and kill it
00:29:20go ahead
00:29:21um
00:29:22i'm gonna
00:29:22should i wait to grow big until i get closer you think
00:29:29it's up to you you have a temporary health shield
00:29:32so
00:29:33but the one i gave you will explode when it
00:29:35goes out so if you get close to him
00:29:38yeah
00:29:43yeah i got him
00:29:49he might hop down she might just fly to him again
00:29:54should i wait here or should i run up there to him you think
00:29:58uh
00:30:00can you make it to the vines
00:30:02i can make it right by him
00:30:04yeah the one right in front of you yeah
00:30:06if you can yeah
00:30:09wait
00:30:10oh i was trying to attack that's why it was saying
00:30:13it was saying no
00:30:15saved
00:30:18it's my turn
00:30:19no
00:30:20what can i do with her from up here
00:30:31oh
00:30:33okay
00:30:33so it's jump in action
00:30:35but okay
00:30:37can i
00:30:38where is it
00:30:40it's a wisdom save
00:30:43they do not have very high wisdom
00:30:45okay
00:30:47i'm gonna try something
00:30:49holy hell
00:30:50that jump
00:30:50yeah i used a
00:30:51ritual
00:30:52make his yankee jump
00:30:54last for 10 turns
00:30:55it triples my jumping distance
00:30:56i could have went even farther
00:30:59ah
00:31:01oh they must be humanoid
00:31:03okay i was gonna make them go mad
00:31:05and attack each other
00:31:06ah
00:31:11that thunder damage
00:31:13not blunt
00:31:16hmm
00:31:17i don't have much aoe at a distance
00:31:34whatever
00:31:35let's do this
00:31:50he's burning
00:31:51don't know for how long
00:31:58no
00:32:10nice
00:32:19when your ice juice is already hurt
00:32:20he had the explosion
00:32:23ah
00:32:23yeah
00:32:24yeah
00:32:33only once in combat
00:32:39wait
00:32:40i didn't know it did that
00:32:41no
00:32:42no
00:32:42i didn't read it
00:32:44you live and you learn
00:32:48oh
00:32:54well
00:32:54shit
00:32:55on my face
00:32:56dude
00:32:58but that was your sentinel
00:33:01alright
00:33:02i think i'll have her
00:33:03go up there
00:33:03and kill him
00:33:05god
00:33:05i can't believe
00:33:06i just fucking
00:33:07did that
00:33:09ugh
00:33:11can you uh
00:33:12heal the angel
00:33:15where's her health
00:33:19she's in the very middle
00:33:20of the bars
00:33:20i know but we don't see it
00:33:21on our team i guess
00:33:24yeah no
00:33:24she's independent
00:33:26she's at 22
00:33:27at 85
00:33:42can't reach destination
00:33:47is it cause you're blocking
00:33:48the mesh
00:33:49i can do
00:33:51can i do
00:33:52this shitty
00:33:53this shitty one
00:33:56and that's actually
00:33:57the one that i meant
00:33:59oh
00:33:59i can't reach
00:34:01yeah
00:34:01okay
00:34:04hmm
00:34:11path is interrupted
00:34:12this
00:34:15oh
00:34:18whatever
00:34:21if i grow
00:34:23it doesn't break the shield
00:34:25you gave me right
00:34:26no
00:34:26oh god
00:34:27shield's completely separate
00:34:30it's the
00:34:31cool
00:34:31i do
00:34:41hmm
00:34:42hmm
00:34:4510%
00:34:48alright
00:34:49two of them are dead
00:34:54you fucking bitch
00:35:00oh
00:35:01he knocked
00:35:03you prone
00:35:10there
00:35:15i lost the height
00:35:16disadvantage
00:35:17now
00:35:17uh-huh
00:35:20oh
00:35:21but i'm too close
00:35:23wow
00:35:25i'll just do this
00:35:28100% chance to hit
00:35:33and then
00:35:35some vicious
00:35:36knock
00:35:45really
00:35:50down
00:35:50but she's not dead
00:35:52my balls
00:35:54but you also hit him
00:35:56for a good moment
00:35:59back to shadowheart
00:36:02dude you look
00:36:04effed up on the ground
00:36:05there
00:36:06yeah
00:36:06um
00:36:12can't do that
00:36:13shit
00:36:14forget to bring your other
00:36:15ice dude in combat
00:36:16eventually too
00:36:17i know
00:36:22i could
00:36:23oh
00:36:23i
00:36:25i can't get her
00:36:26with my heels
00:36:28i gotta get
00:36:30i don't know
00:36:31let me get closer
00:36:34hmm
00:36:38it provokes
00:36:40man
00:36:41this is stupid
00:36:42i think it's cause
00:36:43you're in the way
00:36:43for my
00:36:44one healing
00:36:51you're not hurt
00:36:52so i won't do that
00:37:03i gotta learn
00:37:04to fucking read
00:37:06well you got her
00:37:07back up
00:37:08no
00:37:14no i'll wait
00:37:17man
00:37:21yeah
00:37:21i thought so
00:37:25if only i could just
00:37:26throw him in the pit
00:37:27the pit
00:37:28and just start stage
00:37:29two
00:37:34he has one
00:37:35hit
00:37:36he's too heavy
00:37:37to throw
00:37:45man
00:37:45what's with this
00:37:46high defense
00:37:47bullshit
00:37:50you know
00:37:51what i mean
00:37:58yeah
00:37:59yeah
00:38:04i only have a
00:38:0535% chance
00:38:06to hit
00:38:09i can't
00:38:10i'm gonna try
00:38:11to kick him
00:38:12even though it says
00:38:13can't be moved
00:38:13by force
00:38:14it still do damage
00:38:16or should i do
00:38:16pommel strike
00:38:17what do you think
00:38:19uh the pommel strike
00:38:21has more minuses
00:38:24oh nevermind
00:38:27yeah
00:38:28but this next stage
00:38:29is bonus
00:38:30you are
00:38:31you cannot kill me
00:38:33i am
00:38:35eternal
00:38:43he went in there
00:38:44merkel
00:38:46lord of bones
00:38:48lord of boners
00:38:50i am ready
00:38:51he'll kill you
00:38:52for that
00:38:53i am yours
00:39:01you dare end one
00:39:04who belongs to me
00:39:06i am the smile
00:39:10of the worm-cleaned skull
00:39:13i am the regress
00:39:17of those who remain
00:39:19and the restlessness
00:39:22of those who are gone
00:39:25i am the haunt
00:39:28of mausoleans
00:39:30the god of graves
00:39:32and age
00:39:34of dust
00:39:35and dust
00:39:45and you have slain my chosen
00:39:50but it is no matter
00:39:54for i am death
00:39:57and i am not the end
00:40:01i am the beginning
00:40:15and of course
00:40:16and of course as a boss
00:40:16he is going to get to go
00:40:17first
00:40:17as me
00:40:19most likely
00:40:21oh no
00:40:22you still
00:40:23should i
00:40:24pommel strike
00:40:26or kick
00:40:28pommel strike
00:40:30he is cold resistance
00:40:32he is cold resistance
00:40:37okay
00:40:37well we know now
00:40:38so if we lose
00:40:40oh god
00:40:41he's still got some of his paladin abilities
00:40:52i didn't mean to do that
00:40:53i wanted to hide
00:40:55that could cost us the game
00:40:57it could
00:41:00so um
00:41:01i'm technically within his melee reach
00:41:04uh-huh
00:41:06this isn't cool
00:41:09i have no actions anyway
00:41:14oh no
00:41:17oh she's no longer blinded
00:41:21and me
00:41:33holy crap
00:41:37should i help her up
00:41:38or heal her
00:41:40heal her instead
00:41:43because when you help her up
00:41:45you'll just give her
00:41:46four points of health
00:41:48um
00:41:49this is a healing radius
00:41:50do you see it
00:41:51oh so that's
00:41:52no i don't
00:41:53okay
00:41:54so that one will take your action
00:41:55the other one
00:41:56yeah but it says
00:41:5724 healing
00:42:00true
00:42:01and you're almost in range
00:42:05like if i go here
00:42:06i'll heal
00:42:07burt
00:42:08and then
00:42:09it reaches that little nook by you
00:42:11that lava nook
00:42:13heal
00:42:14heal those two
00:42:26take two
00:42:30yeah she's gonna be a lot of damage too
00:42:33yep
00:42:34high defense
00:42:36low ground
00:42:39not enough movement
00:42:43i
00:42:43no i used that already
00:42:51low ground anyway
00:42:57bitch
00:42:58bitch
00:42:59bitch
00:43:03i can't kick him
00:43:04he's out of range
00:43:07my vicious mockery worked
00:43:09i still can't kick him
00:43:16shit
00:43:18he's got some skeleton things
00:43:20out
00:43:20from the looks of it
00:43:23yeah
00:43:30sorry i'm looking at
00:43:32it's fine
00:43:40do you want me up there
00:43:41with lazel
00:43:41or
00:43:42it don't matter
00:43:43i'm gonna use accuracy oil
00:43:45on my sword
00:43:45it lasts for 10 seconds
00:43:47okay
00:43:48might as well
00:43:49i got nothing else
00:43:51i can
00:43:51do
00:43:55um
00:43:56do you have a
00:43:57a what
00:43:58a potion of speed maybe
00:44:00nothing
00:44:00an extra action
00:44:01nothing was lit
00:44:04up
00:44:05that i could see
00:44:07no
00:44:08either way
00:44:09i'm gonna go here
00:44:10i have elixir of colossus
00:44:12so once my thing wears off
00:44:14i could do that
00:44:15true
00:44:16if we last that long
00:44:20alright
00:44:20i'm gonna end my turn
00:44:24hey
00:44:25i hit
00:44:28that's her turn
00:44:31who else has got a turn
00:44:33my
00:44:34demon thing
00:44:35the
00:44:36oh
00:44:36yeah
00:44:4220%
00:44:43or
00:44:46that's
00:44:47alright
00:44:48um
00:44:49energy
00:44:50damage
00:44:50which is tart
00:44:51created frosty surface
00:44:53so you could slip on it
00:44:55if you hit burt as well
00:44:57yeah
00:45:02alright i guess
00:45:10wait
00:45:13wait
00:45:13wait
00:45:13i did ice breath
00:45:15did i not
00:45:16did that do
00:45:18i'm confused
00:45:19are you
00:45:21yeah
00:45:22i don't see anything
00:45:23in the combat
00:45:24log
00:45:24no
00:45:25i'm pretty sure
00:45:26whatever
00:45:28yeah
00:45:28anyways
00:45:29it'll be an extra target
00:45:30if anything
00:45:32yep
00:45:33ow
00:45:49i'm gonna
00:45:50should i do that heal
00:45:51again
00:45:51the 24
00:45:53if you can
00:45:54yeah man
00:45:55do it up
00:45:57careful
00:45:57when you walk on ice
00:45:58you could slip and lose
00:45:59your turn
00:46:04did it not hit her up there
00:46:05she was in rain
00:46:07not
00:46:08oh she's bone chilled
00:46:11she can't be healed
00:46:13yup
00:46:14and you cannot help
00:46:15downed character
00:46:18okay
00:46:18that's some fucking ass
00:46:21well you still healed burt
00:46:22he needed it
00:46:30okay
00:46:31okay so he's got
00:46:31three incubating
00:46:35one back up there
00:46:36again
00:46:37bitch
00:46:39all right
00:46:44come on
00:46:45okay
00:46:45i'm bone chilled
00:46:47too
00:46:48it's
00:46:49from being up there
00:46:50i think
00:46:50yeah
00:46:53so i can't
00:46:54sneak attack
00:46:55these bone meshes
00:46:56so i'm just gonna
00:46:57leave them
00:46:57for lazio
00:46:59good damage
00:47:00good damage
00:47:03i got him twice
00:47:04with burt
00:47:06oh
00:47:08let's see
00:47:08what my sneak attack
00:47:10will do
00:47:1237
00:47:12critical
00:47:16i'm gonna do
00:47:17the ice thing
00:47:18again
00:47:18are you ready
00:47:18to see if it does
00:47:19anything
00:47:20yeah
00:47:24is it just
00:47:25shooting in front
00:47:26of it
00:47:26even though
00:47:26it shows
00:47:27yeah i think
00:47:28it's because
00:47:28he's over it
00:47:30that's really
00:47:31stupid
00:47:32because i know
00:47:33he's gonna
00:47:33one shot my
00:47:34guy once he
00:47:35gets up there
00:47:37no
00:47:39there's one
00:47:40up here
00:47:40would you rather
00:47:41me attack him
00:47:42or get the
00:47:42incubators
00:47:43do you think
00:47:43we could take
00:47:44him down
00:47:44before they
00:47:45do anything
00:47:46to us
00:47:47they're gonna
00:47:48probably hatch
00:47:49this round
00:47:49so
00:47:52it's hard
00:47:52to say
00:47:53because he's
00:47:53only got 81
00:47:56you know
00:47:56what i mean
00:47:57it's true
00:47:57we could just
00:47:58risk it
00:47:59for the biscuit
00:48:00risk it
00:48:00oh damn it
00:48:10technically if i hit him
00:48:12he could still bleed
00:48:14yeah he's bleeding
00:48:16yes
00:48:18big money
00:48:19big money
00:48:34damn
00:48:35okay
00:48:37now it's the
00:48:38dame
00:48:40oh
00:48:42okay
00:48:43yes
00:48:43yes
00:48:44we need that
00:48:46he's bleeding
00:48:47so
00:48:50he missed
00:48:50he missed you
00:48:51he said no
00:48:53yes
00:48:54we needed that
00:48:54he's got nine
00:48:55i know
00:48:57okay
00:48:57that don't mean
00:48:59shit
00:48:59we got this
00:49:00dude
00:49:01dude
00:49:02jump up there
00:49:03bitch
00:49:05that's gonna be
00:49:06an app
00:49:06uh bonus action
00:49:07yeah so you just
00:49:08have your main
00:49:09doesn't matter
00:49:12you crit it
00:49:13for free
00:49:13it feels so good
00:49:16pissing his bone pit
00:49:27dude i'm so hard
00:49:32impossible
00:49:33he looks horrible
00:49:34death
00:49:35cannot take me
00:49:37it's about to look
00:49:37even better though
00:49:38i am its master
00:49:39my lord
00:49:42hear me
00:49:49nothing
00:49:51i am forsaken
00:49:54yes
00:49:55yes you are
00:49:56you
00:49:56you have
00:49:59no idea
00:50:01what you've done
00:50:06isabel
00:50:33a little extreme
00:50:37mean woman
00:50:42now
00:50:45now
00:50:46we pick our way
00:50:48toward our fates
00:50:50unleashed
00:50:52sonic unleashed
00:50:54you have my sword
00:50:56my fealty
00:50:58do what you must
00:51:00what about that
00:51:01i want your helmet
00:51:05ah
00:51:07dude we earned
00:51:08that
00:51:12catherick's netherstone
00:51:14it's in his armor
00:51:15take it
00:51:16cutscene
00:51:17oh
00:51:19she just rolled
00:51:20him over
00:51:20i wanted to
00:51:21move
00:51:21i'm sorry
00:51:22yeah i'm watching
00:51:23her roll him over
00:51:24i think it's because
00:51:25i was selected
00:51:25the desert
00:51:29she's cutting
00:51:30it out
00:51:32in death
00:51:33the body
00:51:34is calling
00:51:35but energy
00:51:37radiates
00:51:38from the stone
00:51:40remarkable
00:51:41truly
00:51:44what
00:51:44the dream
00:51:46visitor
00:51:46comes together
00:51:47do you see mine
00:51:48yeah
00:51:51it is the elder brain
00:51:53you saw
00:51:53held here by those
00:51:55three against its will
00:51:56the crown it wears
00:51:58controls it
00:51:59and these stones
00:52:00control the crown
00:52:03it has been
00:52:04dominated
00:52:05to master
00:52:07an elder brain
00:52:08to subdue it
00:52:10our enemies
00:52:11are formidable
00:52:12the crown's
00:52:14markings suggest
00:52:15it was forged
00:52:16in netherill
00:52:16an ancient empire
00:52:18whose mastery
00:52:19over magic
00:52:19rivaled that
00:52:20of the gods
00:52:22it is a crown
00:52:23of domination
00:52:24the stones
00:52:25were taken
00:52:26from its crest
00:52:27they are netherstones
00:52:29imbued with the ability
00:52:30to control
00:52:31the wearer
00:52:32of the crown
00:52:32the crown's
00:52:34nethery's magic
00:52:35must be the true
00:52:36source of the
00:52:37parasite's abilities
00:52:38this must be
00:52:40what elevates
00:52:41their potential
00:52:41and it must be
00:52:43the reason
00:52:43nobody could heal you
00:52:45if the crown
00:52:46can do this
00:52:47to the parasite
00:52:47i dare not imagine
00:52:49what it is doing
00:52:50to the brain
00:52:54one of them
00:52:55i know
00:52:55lord enver gortash
00:52:57an arms dealer
00:52:58and a slaver
00:53:00a worshipper
00:53:02of bane
00:53:02the god
00:53:03of tyranny
00:53:05the other
00:53:06is a mystery
00:53:06to me
00:53:07but the way
00:53:08she spoke
00:53:09it is most likely
00:53:10she follows
00:53:11baal
00:53:11god
00:53:12of murder
00:53:15cetheric
00:53:15was a follower
00:53:16of merkel
00:53:17which means
00:53:18the absolute
00:53:19is a front
00:53:19for the gods
00:53:20of death
00:53:21and our enemies
00:53:22are the chosen
00:53:23of the dead
00:53:23three
00:53:28bane
00:53:29the tyrant
00:53:32the assassin
00:53:32and the necromancer
00:53:34they are known
00:53:35to pick from
00:53:36their most devout
00:53:37followers
00:53:37a chosen
00:53:38granting them
00:53:40incredible powers
00:53:41each one alone
00:53:43would be a formidable
00:53:44enemy
00:53:44but working together
00:53:47and controlling
00:53:48an elder brain
00:53:50i dare not imagine
00:53:51what they might achieve
00:54:00hope is a luxury
00:54:01for those who have a choice
00:54:03this is the battle
00:54:04of our lives
00:54:05and the lives
00:54:06of everyone
00:54:06in feirun
00:54:07the army of the absolute
00:54:09is marching
00:54:10on boulder's gate
00:54:11within the city
00:54:13an elder brain
00:54:14brimming with power
00:54:16ready to turn
00:54:18everyone within its reach
00:54:19into mind flayers
00:54:20all it needs
00:54:22is an order
00:54:22an order
00:54:24the death gods
00:54:24chosen are on the cusp
00:54:26of giving
00:54:26we must wrest control
00:54:28of the brain
00:54:29from the chosen
00:54:29before that happens
00:54:31we must take
00:54:32their stones
00:54:33our chances of success
00:54:35are slim
00:54:36but we must not fail
00:54:37if we fail
00:54:40everything ends
00:54:43i will be your shield
00:54:44but you must be
00:54:46the sword
00:54:48and when the chance
00:54:49comes to strike
00:54:50you must take it
00:54:51for there may only
00:54:52be one chance
00:54:56you should save
00:55:01get a supply pack
00:55:03plus two shield
00:55:04and very rare
00:55:06heavy armor
00:55:07along with a crumpled
00:55:09note
00:55:13papa i love you
00:55:15love from
00:55:16is
00:55:18nice
00:55:20so did
00:55:20do we ever
00:55:21get to see
00:55:21that bitch
00:55:23isabel
00:55:24yeah
00:55:25uh
00:55:26i looked this up
00:55:27a while ago
00:55:28yeah
00:55:28we didn't explore
00:55:29the area she was in
00:55:30oh
00:55:31okay
00:55:35there's still
00:55:35stuff to loot
00:55:36i see a lot of
00:55:37stuff
00:55:39so
00:55:39is she evil
00:55:41is she an adult
00:55:42isabel
00:55:43yeah she's an adult
00:55:44she's innocent
00:55:45oh
00:55:46oh
00:55:46okay
00:55:46plans for invasion
00:55:48of sword coast
00:55:49just read it
00:55:51necromite
00:55:58there's a severed head
00:55:59on the table
00:56:00amulet
00:56:00of the absolute
00:56:02amulet
00:56:02or absolute
00:56:04and there's a bunch
00:56:05of weird stuff
00:56:06um
00:56:07i think the
00:56:08absolute thing
00:56:10is just a
00:56:10regular spell
00:56:12necromite
00:56:12oh
00:56:13up here there's
00:56:15necromite
00:56:16yeah there's
00:56:17corpses
00:56:17what do they got
00:56:19gold
00:56:20nice
00:56:22that was
00:56:23nothing
00:56:25gold
00:56:26looted that
00:56:27bitch
00:56:27yeah i think
00:56:28that's everything
00:56:29in here
00:56:38what is that
00:56:40amulet of the
00:56:40absolute
00:56:41oh it's just a
00:56:42crappy amulet
00:56:43you can't even
00:56:43do none with it
00:56:45so what
00:56:46do they
00:56:46why do they want
00:56:47to turn people
00:56:48into mind flayers
00:56:50well they're
00:56:51controlling the crown
00:56:52which is controlling
00:56:53the brain
00:56:54and then the mind
00:56:55flayers
00:56:55that's what i thought
00:57:00i got some
00:57:01armor for shadow
00:57:02heart
00:57:03all right
00:57:04next to the
00:57:05amulet
00:57:09you could have
00:57:10just sent it
00:57:11but okay
00:57:11i did
00:57:12sent it to her
00:57:13oh i thought you
00:57:14meant over there
00:57:15her amulet
00:57:17my bad
00:57:20oh
00:57:23she's looking
00:57:24stylish
00:57:26should i wear
00:57:27that amulet
00:57:27too
00:57:29the one next
00:57:30to it
00:57:30yeah
00:57:31sure
00:57:32oh wait
00:57:33what's yours
00:57:33she would lose
00:57:34healing word
00:57:35and mass
00:57:36healing word
00:57:36and you just
00:57:38get those
00:57:38besides your
00:57:39spells
00:57:40so you
00:57:40would you
00:57:41lose two
00:57:42spells
00:57:42in order
00:57:44spell slot
00:57:45restoration
00:57:46yeah
00:57:46so you'd get
00:57:47one spell
00:57:48back
00:57:48yeah not
00:57:49worth it
00:57:53never a dull
00:57:54moment
00:57:54i can't believe
00:57:56we did
00:57:56we did
00:57:57that
00:57:57yeah
00:57:58second try
00:57:59dude
00:57:59yeah
00:58:00like what
00:58:17there we go
00:58:18we have saved
00:58:20ready to go
00:58:22back up
00:58:23yep
00:58:28um
00:58:30did you want
00:58:31a short rest
00:58:32real quick
00:58:32we got one
00:58:33still
00:58:33sure
00:58:33i don't really
00:58:34care
00:58:48what what's
00:58:49going on
00:58:50why is
00:58:51withers here
00:58:52all i see
00:58:53i have
00:58:54oh
00:58:57what
00:59:00isabel is at
00:59:01the door
00:59:06oh
00:59:06who do you
00:59:07want to talk
00:59:07to first
00:59:08i guess
00:59:09oh
00:59:09interesting
00:59:12let me zoom
00:59:13and see
00:59:13what the
00:59:13oh
00:59:14she ugly
00:59:17was she
00:59:18not a fan
00:59:18of her
00:59:18dad
00:59:19did he
00:59:19did she
00:59:20not know
00:59:20he was
00:59:21evil
00:59:22no
00:59:23he wasn't
00:59:23evil
00:59:24until
00:59:24she died
00:59:25yeah
00:59:26and then she
00:59:27came back
00:59:27does she not
00:59:28know she
00:59:28died
00:59:29i don't
00:59:30i don't
00:59:30know
00:59:32okay
00:59:32we can do
00:59:33whatever
00:59:33talk to
00:59:33whoever
00:59:34i haven't
00:59:34talked with
00:59:35this
00:59:35cutscene
00:59:37the shadows
00:59:38yet
00:59:39fester
00:59:40the dead
00:59:42three
00:59:42united
00:59:43under cover
00:59:45of darkness
00:59:45the balance
00:59:48shifts
00:59:50there are
00:59:51depths
00:59:52to this
00:59:52alliance
00:59:53yet
00:59:53unplumbed
00:59:55consider
00:59:57mortal
00:59:58do
01:00:00illithids
01:00:00possess
01:00:01souls
01:00:09no
01:00:10nor
01:00:11canst
01:00:12thou
01:00:12count
01:00:12mind
01:00:13flayers
01:00:14among
01:00:15them
01:00:17yet
01:00:18the
01:00:19three
01:00:20amass
01:00:21an illithid
01:00:22army
01:00:23void
01:00:23of
01:00:24apostolic
01:00:25souls
01:00:25that could
01:00:26imbue
01:00:26them
01:00:27with
01:00:27power
01:00:28a flock
01:00:30without
01:00:30souls
01:00:31yet
01:00:32to
01:00:32what
01:00:33end
01:00:33mortal
01:00:34this
01:00:35is
01:00:35the
01:00:35question
01:00:36thou
01:00:36must
01:00:37come
01:00:37to
01:00:37answer
01:00:39until
01:00:40such
01:00:41time
01:00:42be
01:00:43availed
01:00:44of
01:00:44my
01:00:44services
01:00:50where
01:00:51matters
01:00:52of
01:00:52balance
01:00:53are
01:00:53concerned
01:00:54i
01:00:54am
01:00:55eternally
01:00:56called
01:01:01yes
01:01:02lord of
01:01:05lord of
01:01:06baal
01:01:07lord of
01:01:07murder
01:01:08merkle
01:01:09lord of
01:01:10bones
01:01:11once
01:01:12judged
01:01:12ascended
01:01:14then
01:01:14vanquished
01:01:16as one
01:01:17and as
01:01:18three
01:01:19the alliance
01:01:21is reforged
01:01:22mortal
01:01:23the
01:01:24planes
01:01:25thus
01:01:25quake
01:01:26and the
01:01:28gods
01:01:28shudder
01:01:35no
01:01:42all right
01:01:43jaheera
01:01:43cutscene
01:01:45our enemies
01:01:47spread like
01:01:48rub rot
01:01:48treat one
01:01:50patch
01:01:50and two more
01:01:52bloom in its
01:01:52place
01:01:53an elder brain
01:01:55bound by lost
01:01:56nethery's magic
01:01:57with servants of
01:01:58the dead three
01:01:59holding the chain
01:02:01reminds me of
01:02:02old times
01:02:08extensively
01:02:09mind
01:02:10flayers
01:02:11too
01:02:12but i never
01:02:13dreamed of
01:02:14seeing gods
01:02:14and illithids
01:02:15working in
01:02:16consort
01:02:18it is most
01:02:19disturbing
01:02:20i take
01:02:21courage
01:02:22we have
01:02:24killed a man
01:02:25who could not
01:02:25die
01:02:26and we
01:02:27stripped the
01:02:28absolutes army
01:02:29of its
01:02:29general
01:02:29you have
01:02:31a netherstone
01:02:33and you're
01:02:34on the scent
01:02:34of two
01:02:35more
01:02:36these
01:02:37chosen
01:02:37have reason
01:02:39to fear you
01:02:39and
01:02:40i would like
01:02:41to be at
01:02:41your side
01:02:42when you
01:02:42confront them
01:02:46of course
01:02:48falling foul
01:02:49of ketherick
01:02:50convinced me
01:02:51that my
01:02:52grand adventures
01:02:53were behind
01:02:54me
01:02:54that even
01:02:56if i survived
01:02:57i should hang
01:02:58up my blades
01:02:59you want a
01:03:00cougar brother
01:03:00but you
01:03:01convinced me
01:03:01otherwise
01:03:02i don't like
01:03:03we ventured
01:03:03into darkness
01:03:04together
01:03:04well because
01:03:05i don't either
01:03:06now we come
01:03:06out the other
01:03:07side
01:03:09i'd say i'm
01:03:10feeling a little
01:03:10refreshed
01:03:13when we reach
01:03:14falter's gate
01:03:15there will be
01:03:16even darker
01:03:17paths to
01:03:18tread
01:03:20i will follow
01:03:21you wherever
01:03:21they lead
01:03:24how does it
01:03:25compare to
01:03:26a shadow
01:03:26cursed inn
01:03:28with the
01:03:29absolutes
01:03:30army
01:03:30gone
01:03:30the risen
01:03:31road
01:03:31should be
01:03:32clear
01:03:32we can
01:03:33follow it
01:03:34all the way
01:03:34to boulder's
01:03:35gate
01:03:35there's a
01:03:36harper's
01:03:37safe house
01:03:37in worms
01:03:38crossing
01:03:39denselon's
01:03:40dancing
01:03:40axe
01:03:41we'd do
01:03:42well to
01:03:42check in
01:03:43with them
01:03:43before
01:03:43entering
01:03:44the city
01:03:44proper
01:03:45beyond
01:03:46that
01:03:47our course
01:03:48is yours
01:03:48to set
01:03:50find me
01:03:50at your
01:03:51camp
01:03:52i can
01:03:53remember
01:03:53how to
01:03:54take
01:03:54orders
01:03:54as well
01:03:55as
01:03:55give
01:03:55them
01:04:04um
01:04:05i'm gonna
01:04:05talk to
01:04:06the dame
01:04:11oh
01:04:11ugh
01:04:12actual
01:04:13cutscene
01:04:14ew
01:04:16isabel
01:04:22my love
01:04:24what
01:04:24you were
01:04:25dead
01:04:26i saw
01:04:27your body
01:04:32i'm here
01:04:34and
01:04:35and so
01:04:36are you
01:04:38and my
01:04:39father
01:04:39he
01:04:41he can't
01:04:42hurt us
01:04:42any longer
01:04:47i dreamt
01:04:48every night
01:04:48that you'd
01:04:49come back
01:04:49to me
01:04:52but somehow
01:04:53it was all
01:04:54a nightmare
01:04:55dawn would
01:04:56undo
01:04:57i had
01:04:58i had
01:04:58no dreams
01:04:58at all
01:05:00nothing
01:05:00but
01:05:00darkness
01:05:02and when
01:05:03i woke
01:05:04my father
01:05:05said
01:05:05you were
01:05:06dead
01:05:08his soul
01:05:08was poisoned
01:05:09by the god
01:05:10of death
01:05:11his sick
01:05:12devotion
01:05:12ruined
01:05:12him
01:05:15but for
01:05:15all his
01:05:16sins
01:05:17he brought
01:05:18you back
01:05:18to me
01:05:20are you
01:05:21all right
01:05:24i will
01:05:25be
01:05:25and you
01:05:28in this
01:05:29moment
01:05:29i want
01:05:31for
01:05:31lips
01:05:44it's
01:05:44you
01:05:44isn't
01:05:45it
01:05:45you're
01:05:46the talk
01:05:46of this
01:05:47place
01:05:47you
01:05:47know
01:05:47i'm
01:05:48isabel
01:05:49and
01:05:50this
01:05:50is
01:05:52oh
01:05:52but
01:05:53we
01:05:53have
01:05:53met
01:05:54this
01:05:54is
01:05:55the
01:05:55soldier
01:05:55that
01:05:55freed
01:05:56me
01:05:56most
01:05:56valiantly
01:05:56from
01:05:57the
01:05:57shadow
01:05:57fell
01:05:57they
01:05:58watched
01:05:58my
01:05:59boot
01:05:59crush
01:05:59the
01:06:00very
01:06:00brain
01:06:00of
01:06:00villainy
01:06:01and fought
01:06:02well
01:06:02against
01:06:02your
01:06:03changed
01:06:03father
01:06:04may
01:06:05he
01:06:05rest
01:06:05in
01:06:06peace
01:06:06at
01:06:06last
01:06:07now
01:06:08that
01:06:08he's
01:06:08dead
01:06:10i have
01:06:10more to
01:06:11thank you
01:06:11for than
01:06:12i knew
01:06:13and we
01:06:14have much
01:06:14to discuss
01:06:15perhaps we
01:06:16could join
01:06:16you in
01:06:17your camp
01:06:17later
01:06:17no
01:06:19you get
01:06:19all
01:06:20the
01:06:21ladies
01:06:21what
01:06:22the
01:06:22fuck
01:06:30we
01:06:31we
01:06:31look
01:06:31forward
01:06:32to
01:06:32it
01:06:32now
01:06:33you
01:06:34will
01:06:34leave
01:06:34us
01:06:35we
01:06:35must
01:06:36take
01:06:36sucker
01:06:36in
01:06:36one
01:06:37another's
01:06:37bodies
01:06:37and
01:06:38words
01:06:38whoa
01:06:40we'll
01:06:41see
01:06:42you
01:06:42later
01:06:43yeah
01:06:44you
01:06:44will
01:06:47oh god
01:06:50there we
01:06:50go
01:06:53i've rolled
01:06:53on my
01:06:53headset
01:06:54cord
01:06:54i'm
01:06:54sorry
01:06:54give me
01:06:55a sec
01:07:00oh
01:07:00that's
01:07:01gonna
01:07:01interrogate
01:07:03i mean
01:07:04fuck
01:07:05halsem
01:07:10you
01:07:10prevailed
01:07:11my
01:07:11friend
01:07:12now
01:07:13your
01:07:13path
01:07:13takes
01:07:14you
01:07:14to
01:07:14boulder's
01:07:15gate
01:07:16but
01:07:17i
01:07:17cannot
01:07:17join
01:07:18you
01:07:18out
01:07:19there
01:07:19the
01:07:19curse
01:07:20still
01:07:20thrives
01:07:22i
01:07:23failed
01:07:23this
01:07:23place
01:07:25now
01:07:26i
01:07:26must
01:07:26remain
01:07:27behind
01:07:28and
01:07:28stand
01:07:29watch
01:07:29over
01:07:29it
01:07:36this
01:07:37place
01:07:37needs
01:07:37me
01:07:38i
01:07:39wish
01:07:39it
01:07:39were
01:07:40different
01:07:40i
01:07:40truly
01:07:41do
01:07:44as
01:07:44long
01:07:44as
01:07:44the
01:07:45curse
01:07:45remains
01:07:47so
01:07:47must
01:07:47i
01:07:49okay
01:07:50glad
01:07:50i didn't
01:07:51give
01:07:51you
01:07:51any
01:07:51equipment
01:07:58no one
01:07:59in here
01:08:00really
01:08:00to
01:08:01not
01:08:01not
01:08:01flaming
01:08:02fist
01:08:02yeah
01:08:04no
01:08:07i
01:08:08guess
01:08:10i'm gonna
01:08:11go
01:08:12talk to
01:08:12the merchant
01:08:13and maybe
01:08:13end
01:08:14alright
01:08:16because
01:08:17you do
01:08:17work
01:08:18you
01:08:18got that
01:08:19appointment
01:08:19yep
01:08:22porter
01:08:22master
01:08:25just
01:08:25tell me
01:08:26what
01:08:26you
01:08:26need
01:08:27ah
01:08:31i
01:08:32need
01:08:36to
01:08:37hear
01:08:37oh
01:08:40oh
01:08:41Ugh.
01:09:18Yeah, how's that trading going?
01:09:21Good.
01:09:24Anything of use?
01:09:32Like you, I do have a bit of items.
01:09:35Who froze Harper...
01:09:37This Harper Lynn person?
01:09:40They're just dead on the steps.
01:09:42They're a demon.
01:09:52Huh.
01:10:12Okay, get rid of that.
01:10:16Ugh.
01:10:22Dude, the count of finger is an ingredient.
01:10:24Yeah.
01:10:26Nice.
01:10:39Darn.
01:10:42I can't throw it.
01:10:44They have a mahogany bench.
01:10:50Really?
01:10:51Yup.
01:10:52All I can do is sit on it.
01:11:06I don't have any fucking armor.
01:11:11Come on.
01:11:16I just want some light armor.
01:11:20It's not ass.
01:11:32It doesn't look like it's good at me.
01:11:34It's fucking my armor.
01:11:43Did you want to sell anything or do you just want to be done?
01:11:46I'll probably do that next time.
01:11:49I don't feel like, um...
01:11:53Trying to, like, actually do that in focus.
01:11:58Go through your inventory.
01:12:00Yeah, you got a lot.
01:12:01Yep.
01:12:01I always do.
01:12:03There's nothing necessarily wrong with that.
01:12:06Hey, there's some stuff over here if you wanted to...
01:12:10How do I...
01:12:11How do I...
01:12:13Ting.
01:12:22I don't remember how to ping.
01:12:26There.
01:12:26Yeah, there's some stuff over here if you want to pick it up.
01:12:35Over...
01:12:35How do I take this?
01:12:38Where's the ping?
01:12:40Oh.
01:12:41Yeah, but is that actually good?
01:12:43Sell it for, like, 20 gold, maybe?
01:12:45I guess.
01:12:46I just don't want to...
01:12:47There we go.
01:12:47I'm encumbered.
01:12:49So next time...
01:12:51I need something to Shadowheart.
01:12:52Nope.
01:12:52Well, next time we load up, I'll be forced to...
01:12:55Okay.
01:12:56Whoa.
01:12:58Not everyone's a Chad like you.
01:13:00And I might as well...
01:13:01As well.
01:13:02Not everyone's a Chad like you.
01:13:04All these crappy weapons.
01:13:07Yep.
01:13:08What?
01:13:16What?
01:13:17What do you mean, what?
01:13:18My dude went behind the weapon stand to grab stuff.
01:13:20Don't you love how it's weird?
01:13:23I do, actually.
01:13:27Hmm.
01:13:33Oh my god, dude.
01:13:35He's frozen.
01:13:36Why are they frozen so solid?
01:13:38I don't know.
01:13:39It's wild.
01:13:42Oh, all right.
01:13:50All right.
01:13:51Game has been saved.
01:14:00Nice.
01:14:02Wanted to kill it.
01:14:04And then...
01:14:05How close are we to level them up?
01:14:07Not even close.
01:14:11I'm exiting.
01:14:13I think you just want to exit first.
01:14:15I don't think it matters.
01:14:21Oh, I was going to hit you.
01:14:24I saw you whip out your sword before.
01:14:27It does that when I hit...
01:14:30Control-Shift-E
01:14:31is the command for the recording.
01:14:37Okay.
01:14:38But yeah, I was looking at my abilities
01:14:40and I was like,
01:14:41what do I slap this bitch with?
01:14:44And you ruined it.
01:14:45That's the potential is pretty cool.
01:14:47Yeah.
01:14:48Yeah, I enjoyed it.
01:14:49Not what I thought it'd be.
01:14:50What'd you think it'd be?
01:14:52I thought it'd be more like
01:14:53a thing going out.
01:14:55Not just a straight-up hit.
01:15:00What do you mean a straight-up hit?
01:15:02Like, it shot a beam.
01:15:04Well, it does the beam all at once.
01:15:07It doesn't travel,
01:15:08is what I'm saying.
01:15:11Does anything in this game?
01:15:16Um, I wonder.
01:15:17I'm still in.
01:15:20But...
01:15:21Let's see if it'll work.
01:15:24Nope, he's still frozen solid.
01:15:26Huh.
01:15:28I just breath-weopened the frozen guy.
01:15:30Yeah.
01:15:33If anyone's there,
01:15:34thanks for stopping by.
01:15:43I should actually beat that.
01:15:46Alright, anyone...
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