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00:01:35Honestly, I don't either.
00:01:50Oh, come on.
00:02:04Oh, I gotta do this stupid account.
00:02:14Son of a bitch.
00:03:03I guess that's it.
00:03:07Is it done?
00:03:09Yep.
00:03:10Okay, then.
00:03:14Uh-oh.
00:03:16How do I...
00:03:23All right.
00:03:25I just wanna play.
00:03:29What?
00:03:35Sure.
00:03:37Sure.
00:03:37Okay.
00:04:06I just wanna play.
00:04:07What was with my frames?
00:04:09What was with my frames?
00:04:16What is that?
00:04:19My frames are terrible.
00:04:34I don't even care about the frame.
00:04:35Don't care, don't care.
00:04:36What is being?
00:04:38Oh.
00:04:38I killed my frame.
00:04:42What is the frame?
00:04:43Oh.
00:04:45How do you...
00:04:45How do you do anything?
00:04:47Do you have a...
00:04:49I'm such a...
00:04:51What the hell?
00:04:55What?
00:04:59I don't even...
00:05:02What the...
00:05:03Is there a trap?
00:05:04Is there a trap?
00:05:06Wait.
00:05:11Alright, I'm gonna have to...
00:05:14Hopefully next time I play, maybe the week will...
00:05:31Oh, I saw that.
00:05:35Oh, I saw that.
00:05:53That was wild.
00:05:54So I gotta do 10 to get my achievement.
00:05:59Yeah, I'm ready.
00:06:01Whatever.
00:06:01What?
00:06:28I guess you might be running like crap.
00:06:30cuz I fiddled with my PC not long ago and had to restart my GPU driver like
00:06:37five times so hopefully that's what was causing the lag or maybe shaders I don't
00:06:48know
00:06:53all right farm racing
00:06:57oh
00:07:02me man I suck
00:07:19I hit
00:07:21yeah
00:07:35oh
00:07:50I don't know what that was
00:07:57no you bitch
00:08:18all right
00:08:22that guy is so far ahead
00:08:36yeah fuck you motherfucker
00:08:45oh
00:08:46oh
00:08:46he's got a bigger vehicle
00:08:53I didn't get anything
00:08:55fuck my butt
00:09:00whoa what was that
00:09:03what the hell
00:09:12oh
00:09:21aww fuck me man
00:09:29I just
00:09:31got my butt gate
00:09:37fuck you guys
00:09:38fuck you guys
00:09:40fuck you guys
00:09:46what the hell
00:09:58oh he left oh no
00:10:00So, let's go.
00:10:42Jeez, the loadies.
00:10:51Oh, me, man.
00:10:58Oh, I didn't know it was- okay.
00:11:03Alright.
00:11:11Oh, no!
00:11:16I'm fucking stupid.
00:11:31Okay, I didn't know there was a drift style.
00:11:41I gotta be a tryhard.
00:11:44Oh, that sucks.
00:11:47Oh.
00:11:52Oh.
00:12:01Lucky people.
00:12:30No, no, I'm gonna- I'm fumbling.
00:12:34Oh, no, no, I'm gonna die.
00:12:34Oh, no, no, no.
00:12:41Oh, no.
00:13:02I can't let them win
00:13:21Suck it
00:13:57I just gotta do 10 races
00:14:15I can't dine over here
00:14:19UGH
00:14:48Yankee
00:15:05Oh, hell yeah.
00:15:10Oh no.
00:15:13Alright.
00:15:25I don't know what this does.
00:15:30You fucker.
00:15:36What?
00:15:38Whatever. I don't even care.
00:15:44Geez.
00:15:47Wow. Ouch.
00:16:00Oh, man.
00:16:05What just happened?
00:16:11That sucked.
00:16:16Did I hit myself?
00:16:42Alright.
00:16:49Where is this motherfucking back?
00:16:53What the hell?
00:16:54What the hell?
00:16:54What the hell?
00:16:56What the hell?
00:16:57What the hell?
00:17:09What the hell?
00:17:10How the hell?
00:17:16I don't even see them.
00:17:30I want this guy to pass.
00:17:42He's got a new track.
00:18:01What?
00:18:05Wow.
00:18:17Wow.
00:18:19Fun?
00:18:20Fun?
00:18:21Fun?
00:18:22Fun?
00:18:26Fun?
00:18:58Oh, I didn't hear it.
00:19:00Shit.
00:19:02We need our mobile?
00:19:06These guys are...
00:19:08Oh my god.
00:19:15Oh fuck.
00:19:16What?
00:19:17What's insane?
00:19:22What?
00:19:25What?
00:19:27What?
00:19:29Connection error.
00:19:38Am I still off of mine?
00:19:41I don't know.
00:19:43I don't...
00:19:44I don't...
00:19:45I don't know.
00:20:05I can't even hit him.
00:20:07I can't even hit him.
00:20:29He wanted that, I guess.
00:20:39He wanted that, I guess.
00:21:01He got sucked every hit.
00:21:03Ever.
00:21:16I'll take a second.
00:21:17I don't care.
00:21:18I don't care.
00:21:37I can't...
00:21:40I can't even hit him.
00:21:44Even if I can't hit him...
00:21:45But I don't care.
00:21:45Honestly.
00:21:46But I can't...
00:21:49He was first.
00:21:49Can I do instead of, can I just do high?
00:21:55Yes.
00:21:58Maybe that'll stop my frame drops. Usually the difference between epic and high is not much.
00:22:07For a visual corner.
00:22:13Unless you take a picture, like screenshots and stuff.
00:22:23I just want to get my achievement, playing these races.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:59Did they just...
00:23:02What was that?
00:23:07That was weird.
00:23:19I don't know how to play.
00:23:29Oh, shit.
00:23:32Oh, I'm so funny.
00:23:36I don't know how to play, but I'm so funny.
00:23:43I don't know how to play, but I'm sad.
00:23:52Bastard.
00:24:00Challenge.
00:24:16I don't know how to play.
00:24:20I don't know how to play.
00:24:24I got sick.
00:24:25I got sick.
00:24:25I got sick.
00:24:38Oh
00:24:38Yeah, suck it
00:24:41Ow
00:25:16Oh
00:25:17I'm gonna jump
00:25:19Oh my god
00:25:21My brains
00:25:24You know
00:25:25At least I'll be playing offline
00:25:26After these
00:25:35I don't know how to jump
00:25:37You fucks
00:25:42Oh
00:25:44Oh my
00:25:44Oh
00:25:49Oh, my God.
00:26:16Oh, okay. That matters. I think this game shuts down next year.
00:26:31Dodge the lasers.
00:27:00Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:27:07Oh, my poor. I can't handle these brick things.
00:27:19It's a bitch.
00:27:33What the f-
00:27:36Oh, yeah.
00:27:38I know.
00:27:42Was that a bad play?
00:27:44It feels like it was.
00:27:50Yeah, I missed every item.
00:28:04I can't shoot behind me, I guess.
00:28:06Okay, good to know.
00:28:12Wait, he did nothing?
00:28:23That was, okay.
00:28:25Okay.
00:28:30He was right on me.
00:28:50What do you got now?
00:29:02What do you got now?
00:29:07That's pretty cool.
00:29:29Wait.
00:29:30They all look so cool compared to me.
00:29:32Okay.
00:29:39Sorry about that.
00:29:42Oh my god.
00:29:53There you go.
00:29:55Oh my god.
00:30:04He killed, killed me.
00:30:07Oh my god.
00:30:13Oh my god.
00:30:28I don't know why, I just blanked out.
00:30:44I don't know why, I just got the log in.
00:30:49Got em, Saul, castle.
00:30:51Oh no.
00:31:03Yeah, it's bingo.
00:31:15I didn't see it.
00:31:21Oh my god.
00:31:22I will not respawn.
00:31:33No, I want this.
00:31:35That's so bad.
00:31:47Shoot.
00:31:51W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w
00:32:19Neat.
00:32:43Oh, my gosh.
00:32:48Oh, this is- it has physics, so you don't have to just-
00:32:52Oh, God.
00:32:53Oh, I messed up.
00:32:56Or did I?
00:33:04Oh, my God.
00:33:06Oh, shh.
00:33:08That was awful.
00:33:09Oh, man.
00:33:11Oh.
00:33:26I want a new.
00:33:29Okay, bye.
00:33:37Yeah, suck.
00:33:39Oh, shit.
00:33:41I deserve that.
00:33:47I deserve this so bad.
00:34:00Yeah.
00:34:11Oh, yeah.
00:34:11Meat bitch.
00:34:12Ass bitch.
00:34:13Oh, yeah.
00:34:14I got a tap.
00:34:15No, I forgot.
00:34:22I forgot.
00:34:23Yeah, suck it.
00:34:25Whatever your name is.
00:34:40Yes.
00:34:41Yes.
00:34:44All right.
00:34:45Last lap.
00:34:46Definitely smart.
00:35:04Suck it
00:35:12I'm trying to win
00:35:42I got coming up on two
00:35:58It's a beautiful place
00:36:24Wait, wait, what?
00:36:27What are we supposed to do?
00:36:31Oh, is Y jump?
00:36:35Yep, well
00:36:37Now I know
00:36:40That's only safe
00:36:43Wait, can I do it?
00:36:48Okay, that potential right there
00:36:58Oh, bye guys
00:37:01Alright, this is a bad map
00:37:08I want up
00:37:15Alright, whatever
00:37:17Ow
00:37:18Ow
00:37:31Can I just DNF, please?
00:37:48Yeah
00:37:52I wanted to chill jump
00:38:23Ow
00:38:25Ow
00:38:32Oh, I made it!
00:38:51Shit, in my pants.
00:39:17The only race that took over, I didn't know I could jump midair.
00:39:26Son of a gun, he sent me into space.
00:39:40Not my proudest race.
00:40:11Not my proudest race.
00:40:14Oh, what is that vehicle?
00:40:25Yep, they play like I do.
00:40:42Oh, I did it.
00:40:53The only achievement that I, that is required, or that has online requirement.
00:41:01How do I leave?
00:41:04Wait, load how?
00:41:21Wait, what the heck?
00:41:28Monkey, I can't, or like, grease monkeys?
00:41:34Hi, I'm Sunny Monkey, and this is my uncle, Onky Monkey.
00:41:39Hello.
00:41:42Welcome to our garage, where we welcome you to build an awesome vehicle.
00:41:48There are also free banana smoothies.
00:41:50You're welcome.
00:41:53All this welcoming is tiring.
00:41:55I'm gonna go take a break.
00:41:57No problem, Monkey.
00:41:58I got it from here.
00:42:05Ooh-ha!
00:42:06I'm excited!
00:42:08Ooh-ha!
00:42:09I'm excited!
00:42:11Ooh-ha!
00:42:12Friendly monkey reminder.
00:42:13You can end a tutorial any time by going to the options menu.
00:42:18Ooh-ooh!
00:42:20What's your favorite color?
00:42:21Let's paint your vehicle back color even quicker!
00:42:25We need the paint tool in the toolbox, so go ahead and open it up!
00:42:30Now, select the paint tool.
00:42:33Ooh-ah!
00:42:34Let's paint all the red parts a different color!
00:42:37I'll show you how to select all the red bricks at once.
00:42:41Move the little circle within a circle thingy over the highlighted red brick.
00:42:46Here's a pro tip.
00:42:47Press select all color with a brick selected or highlighted to select all the bricks of the same color.
00:42:54See?
00:42:55That was quick!
00:42:58Now, let's change up these red bricks.
00:43:01Oh, how about a cool metallic color instead of red?
00:43:04Select the metallic paint page.
00:43:08When you move the selection, the color of your vehicle will change to show you what it looks like.
00:43:14Pick any color you want.
00:43:16Ooh-ah!
00:43:17I love it!
00:43:18And that's how you recolor your vehicle super quick!
00:43:24Cool!
00:43:26To save your creation, open the options menu!
00:43:32Oh!
00:43:33Now select save!
00:43:34Now that you saved it, you'll be able to take it for a spin whenever you want!
00:43:39Okay!
00:43:43Ooh-ooh!
00:43:44There's a lot more you can learn in the garage!
00:43:46Oh my god!
00:43:46All the tutorials can be found in the options menu!
00:43:50Yeah, yeah, no.
00:43:51I'm gonna leave.
00:43:53I'll have to look at this another time.
00:44:12Okay, I think that's it for this game for now.
00:44:16I got that achievement I wanted.
00:44:27I got two achievements.
00:44:32Now I wonder if I really should little down, even if I just capture one area.
00:44:48There's a lot of рассказывifiers in the Kawaii right there.
00:44:57You've got two Löwberg that Double 10th Avenue.
00:45:02I'm gonna click on a video.
00:45:31Hopefully this
00:45:33doesn't make me
00:45:34oh come on
00:45:36Ubisoft
00:45:43I just want to
00:45:44do one takedown
00:45:48maybe one tower
00:45:51open the map
00:45:52a bit
00:45:55okay
00:46:11mm-hmm
00:46:13mm-hmm
00:46:13mm-hmm
00:46:18mm-hmm
00:46:33mm-hmm
00:46:36mm-hmm
00:47:16we're gonna start
00:47:19nope
00:47:20oh windowed
00:47:22please don't be loud
00:47:32taking it sweet time
00:47:38you can do it
00:47:45come on
00:48:11oh god
00:48:14oh my god
00:48:16oh my
00:48:39oh my
00:48:59I don't remember how to play.
00:49:08Alright.
00:49:12Alright.
00:49:14So those are...
00:49:18Oh yes, those are captured.
00:49:20That is not...
00:49:22That is not...
00:49:25No, I can't do trials.
00:49:29I guess I'm here.
00:49:32Holy map.
00:49:36So I guess I'll do that.
00:49:41I think I own that tower.
00:49:43I don't freaking know.
00:49:48Alright.
00:50:02Jesus.
00:50:11Alright, you know what?
00:50:12There's a car up here.
00:50:16Oh.
00:50:18Fiddle sticks.
00:50:27That sounded vicious.
00:50:38Jesus Christ.
00:50:40Jesus Christ.
00:50:42He just fucked with the target.
00:50:47No.
00:50:51No.
00:50:53No.
00:50:54No.
00:50:55No.
00:50:55No.
00:50:56No.
00:50:56No.
00:50:58No.
00:51:02No.
00:51:04No.
00:51:05No.
00:51:07No.
00:51:08No.
00:51:19Ok.
00:51:19Let's go.
00:51:51Let's go.
00:52:45Alright, we're going to try it quick and dirty.
00:53:00I thought you could break that box.
00:53:03Oh, fuck.
00:53:06I don't know how to...
00:53:08How do I get my other weapon out?
00:53:22I'm out of my control.
00:53:24Okay.
00:53:27What?
00:53:28I got a hit.
00:53:30Did that really just happen?
00:53:36Is that a rock?
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:41How do I get my other weapons out?
00:53:45Is it X?
00:53:48This.
00:53:49Okay, so I have AK.
00:53:50I have...
00:53:52God dang it, guys.
00:53:56That was so bad.
00:54:00Alright, where's the cage?
00:54:10Fuck it.
00:54:12Fuck it.
00:54:17Fuck it.
00:54:23I'm gonna fight you up.
00:54:27Don't understand.
00:54:34I'm gonna fight you up!
00:54:45I'm gonna fight you up.
00:54:49Gah!
00:54:51Whoa.
00:54:59Oh.
00:55:01That was so bad.
00:55:04A cashier or something.
00:55:12Devil bird.
00:55:20Fuck.
00:55:44Hey, that wasn't so bad.
00:55:50Wait.
00:55:51Can I get...
00:55:53Ammo in here?
00:55:54I don't remember.
00:56:11Oh.
00:56:20I have a lot.
00:56:22Okay.
00:56:33There's a box.
00:56:35Yeah, it is.
00:56:37A doll.
00:56:37Just what I always want.
00:56:49Alright.
00:56:50Into...
00:56:50Next.
00:56:57Alright.
00:56:57I don't think I can actually get to these.
00:57:05Alright.
00:57:07We're gonna check it out though.
00:57:11I hope my family's okay.
00:57:14Shut up.
00:57:19Hmm?
00:57:28Alright.
00:57:29I need a boat.
00:58:48Oh, that's not where I'm at.
00:58:57Are you mad at me?
00:58:58Oh, fuck you!
00:59:02Okay.
00:59:07Bye, pig.
00:59:11Alright.
00:59:20What's the map look like?
00:59:27Why are there...
00:59:28I guess because there's no...
00:59:33Because I can't take over a base right here?
00:59:37Oh my god!
00:59:39I do like the little aims.
00:59:50Oh, what was that a moment?
00:59:55Wait, was I not getting A that whole time?
01:00:02Did it switch buttons without me knowing?
01:00:06Oh no.
01:00:07This is why.
01:00:08Good old controller.
01:00:11Alright.
01:00:15Where's my wave?
01:00:22Oh, okay.
01:00:24I'm basically where I want to be.
01:00:26I want that...
01:00:27That bolt.
01:00:28Okay.
01:00:50Why did I hit that button?
01:01:07Oh, wait.
01:01:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:01:11Geez.
01:01:12Alright.
01:01:14Now.
01:01:16Can I...
01:01:19What are the reds?
01:01:23Can I...
01:01:24Can I...
01:01:26Can I...
01:01:26Can I...
01:01:26Can I...
01:01:26Can I go there?
01:01:27Or is it out of bounds right now?
01:01:53I feel like it's gotta be out of bounds.
01:02:12Yep, here it is.
01:02:18Damn, dude.
01:02:29You started me out of bounds, quit that.
01:02:47Okay, the story, yellow is just emissions, all the way over there.
01:03:13You started me out of bounds, all the way over there.
01:03:51You started me out of bounds.
01:04:07Alright, we're going up.
01:04:15Alright, I'm not going to do a mission, I'm just going to get there.
01:04:19Because it's late, and I work.
01:04:46Hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:04:52Alright, I just got to get there.
01:04:54Hmm?
01:05:01Hell, yo, gee.
01:05:07I'm not going to die, that's it.
01:05:11It's the most in my home.
01:05:18YOLO.
01:05:23YOLO.
01:05:24YOLO.
01:05:28YOLO.
01:05:37YOLO.
01:05:54YOLO.
01:05:55YOLO.
01:06:25YOLO.
01:06:25Hey! Hey! Over here!
01:06:32What, you need me to fix it for you, buddy?
01:06:44This piece... Watch it!
01:06:47Wait...
01:06:49Okay, why? Fix it!
01:06:56You're welcome.
01:07:25You are so good.
01:07:26You are so good.
01:07:28You are so good.
01:07:31You are so good.
01:07:38All the doors open, I'm real, real smokin', I zest it on the roof, red, but I ain't touch it
01:07:43I'm being an intercession and the sins blacked up
01:07:45Head down, blacked up, got to back up, yeah, stay back up, bangin' like what?
01:07:50Move another special from hangin' like what?
01:07:53We get it, we like to lead to the doom, we need to be silenced by the track, oh cool
01:07:57Oh, oh, I'm gonna get another go
01:08:00Oh, oh, you know we got a shot to go
01:08:02Oh, oh, if I make it out, I'm gotta go
01:08:05I'm going to go!
01:08:10I'm going to go!
01:08:12I'm going to go!
01:08:14I'm going to go!
01:08:17I'm going to go!
01:08:19I'm going to go!
01:08:22You're too late. The convoy's next stop is a fishery.
01:08:25The pirates are moving Oliver to a chopper there.
01:08:28I've got to get a vantage point before that exchange happens.
01:08:36Wait.
01:08:38Get to a vantage point.
01:08:41Guess I'm doing a mission.
01:08:59Out of my way.
01:09:05Oh no.
01:09:26That ledge looks perfect.
01:09:29This is what I need.
01:09:31Wait.
01:09:32Wait.
01:09:34What is this guy?
01:09:37Is he going to make me use it?
01:09:40Where's Oliver?
01:09:43Better wait until I see him.
01:09:55I don't even see him in that helicopter.
01:09:59Oh.
01:10:04Take a hitch.
01:10:09Oh no.
01:10:11There he is.
01:10:14Not my boyfriend.
01:10:21Okay.
01:10:25Leave.
01:10:25Him.
01:10:27Alone.
01:10:28Assholes.
01:10:30Um.
01:10:35Oh no.
01:10:35No.
01:10:38I can't holster.
01:10:40I just have him watch.
01:10:42Damn.
01:10:43He's getting butt kicked.
01:10:49I can't let them put Ollie in the chopper.
01:10:53I missed.
01:10:56I hate controller.
01:10:59He deserves that.
01:11:03Oh wait.
01:11:04Oh wait.
01:11:11Why didn't he aim away?
01:11:18I would just fail marrying right there.
01:11:22Wait what?
01:11:24Wait.
01:11:25I can zoom in more?
01:11:26Keep moving.
01:11:28What?
01:11:36I hate this game.
01:11:42Man.
01:11:44Do not play this.
01:11:46With a controller.
01:11:56Son of a bitch.
01:12:19I can't let them put Ollie in the chopper.
01:12:21I can't even.
01:12:27Run Ollie.
01:12:28Come on.
01:12:32Ah.
01:12:38Run Ollie.
01:12:39What is this fucking sensitivity shit?
01:12:46Would it be this?
01:12:48This is on easy wealth.
01:12:52I don't.
01:12:53Fuck it.
01:12:54Just fuck it.
01:13:02Cool.
01:13:05Okay.
01:13:12Keep moving!
01:13:20This is like cancer.
01:13:46Where?
01:14:00I don't need to.
01:14:04I won't let these people die.
01:14:05Why does it just jerk suddenly?
01:14:09Let's throw up.
01:14:11Why does it just jerk suddenly?
01:14:11Let's throw up.
01:14:12Suppose you don't want to slide that.
01:14:14I'm gonna eat two a lie.
01:14:19God, I hate, but this scene is horrible.
01:14:37Oh my God, no one runs downstairs like that.
01:14:47Really, dude?
01:14:52Oh, steal the boat!
01:14:54I'm gonna die.
01:14:59No.
01:15:10No, this is personal.
01:15:22Hey, thanks for saving me.
01:15:24Hey, nice tats, mate.
01:15:26Let's get out of here!
01:15:28What is the sky?
01:15:31Boats!
01:15:34Keep the boat straight!
01:15:37I'm trying!
01:15:38Faster!
01:15:39Getting away!
01:15:42Woo!
01:15:52Yo, truck on the bridge!
01:15:55Yeah!
01:16:00Boats!
01:16:02Oh.
01:16:07Truck's coming up on the road!
01:16:10Where?
01:16:12Wherever, shoot them!
01:16:13Come on.
01:16:40Yeah!
01:16:40Oh nooo, bro!
01:16:44Shit dude helicopter
01:17:05We did it
01:17:11Save me
01:17:11Not a sniper round
01:17:14They're putting the screws to my dad
01:17:16He was about to give them a ton of money
01:17:18Ollie you would have been sold right into slavery
01:17:20Afterward even if he'd paid
01:17:23Oh shit
01:17:25Man this is some heavy shit man
01:17:28I don't know if I can deal with this
01:17:30I know you Ollie
01:17:32You're stronger than you think
01:17:35Come with me
01:17:36I have some place safe to hide you
01:17:49Lisa Daisy
01:17:52I found all of them
01:17:53Hey girls
01:17:55It's good to be back
01:17:56I'm so glad you're okay
01:17:58Oh I'm as high as the kites
01:17:59And the greenhouse is on fire
01:18:02What kind of a place is this
01:18:04Wow this has got quite a kick
01:18:06Does anyone want to have a puff before I put it out
01:18:10I'm in
01:18:10Hey I'll be with you in a second
01:18:13This place is like heaven
01:18:16Hey Jason when you have a sec
01:18:17Can you come over here
01:18:18I have something to show you
01:18:20I got something to show you too
01:18:21Come on
01:18:24Hey
01:18:26I'm building a cross for Grant
01:18:30Thanks
01:18:32I haven't really had time
01:18:36We have to talk
01:18:37We will
01:18:37Just not now
01:18:39I need to find Riley
01:18:41If anything happens to that kid
01:18:42I miss you
01:18:43What?
01:18:44Okay
01:18:44And you're carrying all these weapons
01:18:46And you have all these weird tattoos
01:18:50I'm not saying you shouldn't go rescue them
01:18:52I'm just worried
01:18:53It's affecting you
01:18:55Lisa don't worry
01:18:57I'm taking control of my life for the first time
01:19:00That's a good thing
01:19:01You've been working really hard on that
01:19:02And I have a studio job waiting for you
01:19:04And I help Steve
01:19:05Oh look
01:19:06I don't want to talk about your exes right now
01:19:10Alright this is my path
01:19:11I've got to find it on my own
01:19:14Okay
01:19:15Okay
01:19:16I get it
01:19:17You're stressed out
01:19:18We can meet up later
01:19:20I love you
01:19:23Now go
01:19:25Before I try and stop you again
01:19:29Hey I built this cross for your brother
01:19:32Uh let's talk about my exes
01:19:34Oh my god
01:19:39What is this?
01:19:43I'm really gonna eat that?
01:20:04So
01:20:05Turns out it was a cow that had stepped on a fucking landmine
01:20:09So where was Colby then?
01:20:11That's the funniest part
01:20:12He got AWOL for a hookup
01:20:13And the girl was so spirited that he fucking passed out
01:20:17No way
01:20:18Poor man
01:20:19It really makes you think
01:20:20Oh yeah
01:20:20About how high Ollie is
01:20:22These are the fun stories Oliver
01:20:24You wouldn't believe the real ones
01:20:26Yeah I'll be back
01:20:27Hey are you grabbing a beer?
01:20:29Grab me a beer
01:20:30Hey bitch
01:20:30I'm not buying
01:20:32Baby give him some money
01:20:33Give him a little
01:20:34Alright I'll give him some money
01:20:36Alright alright
01:20:37Who wants money?
01:20:38I have tons of money
01:20:39There you go
01:20:40Anybody else want money?
01:20:41No thanks honey
01:20:43Go
01:20:43Go
01:20:43Go
01:20:48I just wanted to see what was in the bowl
01:20:56That texture is odd
01:21:01Oh water drinks
01:21:05Fuck beer
01:21:06What's the drink here in Bangkok?
01:21:09The Mai Tai
01:21:11Forget it
01:21:12Let's do Sambuca shots
01:21:14Five six
01:21:15Seven
01:21:17Girlfriend troubles?
01:21:19Cold you?
01:21:20You know Jason
01:21:21Lisa is a keeper
01:21:23I have shots
01:21:25Now that
01:21:26Right there
01:21:27Is what I'm talking about
01:21:29That's how those shots
01:21:30Hey baby
01:21:30Alright hang on
01:21:32Hang on
01:21:33Hang on
01:21:34Watch it watch it watch it watch it
01:21:35Don't spill it don't spill it
01:21:36Take it
01:21:37Take it
01:21:38Take it
01:21:39Take it
01:21:39Take it
01:21:40Yeah baby
01:21:41Okay do what?
01:21:42Oh shit
01:21:44To my brother Riley
01:21:45For getting his pilot's license
01:21:47Winner
01:21:48Winner
01:21:49Oh this is a motherfucker
01:21:50To my father's black car
01:21:52To my black car
01:21:54Woo
01:21:54Yes
01:22:32That was a lot of
01:22:33A lot
01:22:33Going on
01:22:35I can't even reload here
01:22:44Okay
01:22:49Well
01:22:53That's fine
01:22:58Yep
01:22:59Good enough for me
01:23:10If anyone's in that chat
01:23:12If anyone's in that chat
01:23:13That was a lot of
01:23:13Yeah
01:23:13Yeah
01:23:13So
01:23:13I can't wait
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