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00:00:17I hate this god damn game.
00:00:24Cat, I don't need you behind me harassing me.
00:00:30Come here then. You want in my lap so bad? Come here, little guy.
00:00:38What?
00:00:39Oh, you stop.
00:00:42Buddy, look. Walk on this. Walk on this. See this?
00:00:47Walk on it, and then you can get in my lap.
00:00:51He's like dumbfounded.
00:00:55Bewildered.
00:00:58But if I go to, if I go to pick him up, he claws.
00:01:03Yeah.
00:01:04That's so loud. No.
00:01:10What?
00:01:13Okay.
00:01:14Come here, cat.
00:01:15You're almost there.
00:01:18That is...
00:01:20Okay, it got quieter.
00:01:25Please.
00:01:27He picks like the worst time to be in my lap.
00:01:32You notice that?
00:01:36You're a handsome cat, but you're stupid.
00:01:57Come on, cat. I gotta fix this so I can actually fix this up.
00:02:01Oh, no.
00:02:04No.
00:02:07Cat, please.
00:02:08Please, cat.
00:02:14No.
00:02:16Why does my controller not work now, but it worked a little bit ago?
00:02:21I hate this game.
00:02:27Alright, now that I...
00:02:29Click...
00:02:30It...
00:02:31It crashed my game.
00:02:36What a...
00:02:37What a good game, isn't it?
00:02:38So great.
00:02:40Now you see why I hate...
00:02:42I said I hate this game?
00:02:46In this part, I can't turn down.
00:02:48It's just super loud right here.
00:02:51And then once it gets to the actual menu,
00:02:54It...
00:02:54It goes to my actual sound settings.
00:02:57Right there.
00:02:58So it's just super loud until...
00:03:01That.
00:03:09I...
00:03:10Will dance when I delete this game.
00:03:14Alright, does that fix anything?
00:03:16Even though my map will be...
00:03:19Blah...
00:03:2124...
00:03:2224...
00:03:22Okay.
00:03:26Alright.
00:03:27Do you want to play nice, OBS?
00:03:29You do.
00:03:30Do you want to...
00:03:31You want to see it?
00:03:36See, I'm trying to get that program to capture this.
00:03:41Meanwhile, I have this asshole.
00:03:43Who will not sit down.
00:03:46He just stands.
00:03:50Controller doesn't work still.
00:03:52Okay.
00:03:55So that apparently did not work.
00:04:04Buddy, why do you claw me?
00:04:08No.
00:04:21Alright, can I go...
00:04:22What if...
00:04:23I don't want to...
00:04:25Because I...
00:04:26No.
00:04:27Oh.
00:04:38Alright.
00:04:39Does that fix anything?
00:04:41Is it...
00:04:41Okay.
00:04:4250 hertz.
00:04:43I don't get why it does 50 hertz.
00:04:45That makes no goddamn sense.
00:05:08What if I just control escape?
00:05:10Is that going to crash my game still?
00:05:13It's like such a finicky little piece of crap.
00:05:21I hate the way this game runs.
00:05:25Runs like doo-doo.
00:05:28Pure doo-doo.
00:05:30Watch, it crashed my game again.
00:05:32Yup.
00:05:35Alright.
00:05:36I'm going to have to do the stupid...
00:05:38Where I just capture my whole TV.
00:05:43You ready to see what it looks like?
00:05:44Yeah.
00:05:47Oh, is it not going to work either?
00:05:50Okay.
00:05:55Ready?
00:05:56Well, look at that.
00:05:59So I got to do that.
00:06:00So it'll capture anything on here.
00:06:03Whatever I go to now, it'll just see.
00:06:06Instead of it just being the game that it captures, I got to capture everything.
00:06:11Which is not as ideal.
00:06:13A lot of streamers just do that anyways.
00:06:15But I don't enjoy it.
00:06:19But whatever.
00:06:21I just want this game done.
00:06:23I want to beat it so I can delete it and never talk to it again.
00:06:30No, and I had to...
00:06:32My save is like an hour back because it was deleted.
00:06:38I had a backup because this is like the fourth time it's happened.
00:06:43Yeah.
00:06:44Yeah, it's not great.
00:06:46And like, I got to play I think 720 so that my map isn't broken when I use it.
00:06:53Yeah.
00:06:54Which, whatever.
00:06:56I'm not a graphics snob.
00:06:58It doesn't look terrible.
00:07:00But it's just...
00:07:02And it tells you controls button...
00:07:05This action is button 1, 2, 3, 0 on your controller.
00:07:11What are those buttons?
00:07:13It's one of those.
00:07:17Yup.
00:07:18Yeah, it's great.
00:07:21So I'm going to try to truck through this piece of crap.
00:07:26Godspeed.
00:07:29My save from 2022.
00:07:31Isn't that insane?
00:07:44Not a happy camper.
00:07:48Not a happy camper.
00:07:59Not a happy camper.
00:08:00Not a happy camper.
00:08:05Not a happy camper.
00:08:19Not a happy camper.
00:08:21Not a happy camper.
00:08:23Not a happy camper.
00:08:26Not a happy camper.
00:08:27Not a happy camper.
00:08:28Not a happy camper.
00:08:28Not a happy camper.
00:08:29Not a happy camper.
00:08:31Did my game freeze from me hitting A?
00:08:34Wow, that's a rough.
00:08:35That's rough.
00:08:36This game is rough.
00:09:06Oh, I'm still hitting A.
00:09:07Goddammit.
00:09:27Is this what you wanted?
00:09:31Fuck you, bitch.
00:09:52Look, it's Josh.
00:09:53Josh, oh my god.
00:10:02Josh.
00:10:08Please, help me.
00:10:12Josh.
00:10:14Don't let me fall.
00:10:32Josh.
00:10:33Josh.
00:10:34Josh.
00:10:56That audio sounded horrible.
00:11:01That audio sounded horrible.
00:11:05Isn't that lovely?
00:11:06I can't wait to replay this.
00:11:08I think there's stupid little critters that come out.
00:11:16Let me update my save.
00:11:18That's four years old.
00:11:21So wild.
00:11:28I played it at 3.30 in the morning.
00:11:31That's when I played it.
00:11:43That's when I played it.
00:11:46Oh, yes.
00:11:47Look how great this looks.
00:11:57Wait.
00:11:59Oh.
00:12:12I don't remember if there's creatures or not.
00:12:14I don't like this part.
00:12:30Hey, look.
00:12:31I think that might be the mayor.
00:12:33Mayor Bartlett?
00:12:34Mayor Bartlett!
00:12:36He's a dickbag.
00:12:39Mayor Bartlett, I need to talk to you.
00:12:42Yeah?
00:12:43Well, make an appointment in my office.
00:12:48What the hell's happened to Shepherds Glen?
00:12:51You're the mayor.
00:12:52These people are your responsibility.
00:12:54Now you listen to me, you little asshole.
00:12:56I did everything I could to protect those people.
00:12:59But you can't stop what's already been started.
00:13:02What the hell else do you want from me?
00:13:07I don't know which...
00:13:08What about your son?
00:13:09Don't you want to protect him?
00:13:11My boy?
00:13:13I didn't do much right with him.
00:13:16But I did buy him some nice things.
00:13:19Remember Joey?
00:13:21Remember that nice present I got you?
00:13:24I'm looking for my brother Joshua.
00:13:27And I know he used to be friends with your son.
00:13:29Have you seen either of them?
00:13:30Joey?
00:13:32Joey doesn't want to play with you.
00:13:35Why do you want to know about him?
00:13:39You listen to me, you drunken fool.
00:13:41My brother is missing.
00:13:42And so is your son.
00:13:44Where are they?
00:13:45Drunken fool, huh?
00:13:47The sooner you hit the bottle,
00:13:50the sooner you'll feel better, too.
00:13:54The sound effects are...
00:13:56Okay, the game was not caught up.
00:14:03What the hell is this?
00:14:05Belongs to your son, doesn't it?
00:14:08Where is he?
00:14:11Joey?
00:14:12Yes, Joey.
00:14:14He and my brother were friends.
00:14:17I need to find him.
00:14:23You shouldn't have come back, Alex.
00:14:26Times are bad.
00:14:29People don't trust me anymore.
00:14:32I can't protect them.
00:14:36Protect them from what?
00:14:37What did you do?
00:14:40Something has come.
00:14:43Taken everyone away.
00:14:47You can't stop them.
00:14:49They'll get you, too.
00:14:52Who's taking them?
00:14:54What are you talking about?
00:15:00Where's my brother?
00:15:06That's a big-ass bottle.
00:15:09You can't, Sage.
00:15:10You can't do it, Sage.
00:15:14What?
00:15:17What's happening?
00:15:19What do you do?
00:15:22Where is all this?
00:15:27That's it.
00:15:36Shit, fuck it!
00:15:37What are you talking about?
00:15:39What are you talking about?
00:15:39What are you talking about?
00:15:39What?
00:15:40No.
00:15:42And I can't reserve you.
00:15:48Please, please protect me in this moment.
00:15:53I can't...
00:16:04If I remember right, I hate, I hate this game.
00:16:09I don't remember.
00:16:10I don't remember.
00:16:12I don't remember.
00:16:25See, I don't remember how to play, and that sucked.
00:16:27I don't remember.
00:16:28I don't remember.
00:16:29I'm just looking at boss now.
00:16:35The meat hit me.
00:16:37Oh my god, I can see.
00:16:38Oh my god.
00:17:02You know, I did this.
00:17:03I should have.
00:17:05I can see.
00:17:06Oh my god.
00:17:12Oh my god.
00:17:13I can see.
00:17:19Oh my god.
00:17:41Oh my god.
00:18:02I don't even know if this is the right thing, but it's on my list on game series today.
00:18:37Don't you love Vaughn's battles like that?
00:19:00What do you think is going to happen?
00:19:01Oh no.
00:19:07He's such a dumbass.
00:19:30Also, the load times are terrible for what this game is.
00:19:33Oh no.
00:19:35Oh no.
00:19:35Oh no.
00:19:48Oh no.
00:19:51Oh no.
00:20:20Oh no.
00:20:37Oh no.
00:20:40Oh no.
00:20:40How do I open the door?
00:20:56I think they took everything I owned.
00:21:17Yeah, how do I find- where are the tools at you son of a bitch?
00:21:24I'm confused as hell.
00:21:25I don't remember what I gotta do.
00:21:29Oh, I just-
00:21:38Oh my god, it's my friend.
00:21:55Deputy Wheeler.
00:21:57Well, well.
00:21:59Back in the world of living.
00:22:02How did I get here?
00:22:03I put you here.
00:22:05Haven't quite made up my mind about you yet.
00:22:08Wheeler, come on.
00:22:09You know me.
00:22:10Let me out.
00:22:10You won't be going anywhere until I get some answers.
00:22:15Start talking.
00:22:17I don't know.
00:22:18Last thing I remember I was in a greenhouse with Mayor Bartlett.
00:22:22Sam Bartlett?
00:22:23That lunatic?
00:22:25Where is he?
00:22:26I got a couple of questions I'd like to ask him about what's been going on around here.
00:22:34Well, you're not going to be able to ask him anything.
00:22:36He's dead.
00:22:37Dead?
00:22:39Shit.
00:22:40You better start telling me what you're up to, Alex.
00:22:42I want to know right now.
00:22:44I'm just trying to find my brother, okay?
00:22:46I thought the mayor might know something.
00:22:48His son is missing too.
00:22:50A lot of people are missing.
00:22:52But that doesn't give you the right to kill a man.
00:22:54I didn't kill anybody.
00:22:55Then what happened to Mayor Bartlett?
00:22:59It was some kind of creature.
00:23:01But worse than the others.
00:23:02It came to life out of the goddamn tree.
00:23:05That's what killed him.
00:23:07And that's the truth.
00:23:08I swear.
00:23:08So you've seen the creatures too?
00:23:12We should get moving.
00:23:13I'm not sure it's safe here anymore.
00:23:14Follow me.
00:23:15Oh, buddy.
00:23:16If you only knew.
00:23:22Guess what happens to my buddy?
00:23:23Hurry up.
00:23:24Follow me.
00:23:26He does.
00:23:27He does.
00:23:27I think it's pretty terrible, actually, too.
00:23:45Looks clear.
00:23:46Stay close.
00:23:49I'm going to check it out first.
00:23:50I'm going to check it out first.
00:23:54Shit!
00:23:55We're not going that way.
00:24:02Alright, let's save.
00:24:12Geez.
00:24:12A game should never take that long.
00:24:14Just let me save.
00:24:15You know what I mean?
00:24:26Oh, did my game freeze?
00:24:27Listen, I think I know someone that can help us out.
00:24:31I think my game crashed.
00:24:33Oh, no.
00:24:34The doctor is tied up in all the same shit as the mayor.
00:24:37Doc Fitch?
00:24:38Yeah.
00:24:39They all know a hell of a lot more than they're letting on.
00:24:41And I'm sick of being in the dark.
00:24:43They?
00:24:44Who are you talking about?
00:24:45No time for that now, Alex.
00:24:47Just trust me.
00:24:48We need to get to the doctor before something happens to him, too.
00:24:54Stand back.
00:24:59Come on.
00:25:00The exit is this way.
00:25:16Here is in the chief's office.
00:25:18Run that way.
00:25:19Alright!
00:25:21Now!
00:25:28This way.
00:25:44Where's the monster?
00:25:52Alex!
00:25:53Wheeler!
00:25:54Come in.
00:25:55I'm on my way to the sheriff's station.
00:25:56Something's after me!
00:25:59El, head to the parking lot behind the station.
00:26:01We'll meet you there.
00:26:03Clear a path in the lobby.
00:26:04And break down the barricade.
00:26:06I'll cover you.
00:26:06Okay?
00:26:07Alright.
00:26:10Ready?
00:26:16Uh, take one.
00:26:29Oh my god.
00:26:33Oh my god.
00:26:36Oh my god.
00:26:37Whaler!
00:26:47wasn't that a smooth transition did you see it freeze for like 15 seconds
00:27:05I hate these creatures
00:27:25can I now kill them I don't know why my controller is going crazy I hear a pitter-patter of
00:27:40feet though and I'm gone
00:27:56can I just
00:28:10what he just lunged at me and like scissored me and I died
00:28:18I don't even know if I go back to the safe spot or what
00:28:32you
00:28:33you
00:28:34you
00:28:34you
00:28:58Let's go.
00:29:27Oh my god, he- I don't know what button he's doing.
00:29:34Fuck this game!
00:29:48Oh, I don't want that money.
00:29:57Oh my god.
00:29:58Oh my god.
00:30:00Oh my god.
00:30:15Oh my god.
00:30:18Oh my god.
00:30:18Oh my god.
00:30:29Oh my god.
00:30:33Oh my god.
00:30:34Oh my god.
00:30:44Oh my god.
00:30:57I don't know the freaking code.
00:30:59Are you kidding me?
00:31:01I don't know the-
00:31:02Does the tv tell me?
00:31:07Let's go.
00:31:34Probably good loot. I got it cheap.
00:32:05I deserve that. I don't care what Angus says.
00:32:09They take my save like cheap.
00:32:17Let's go.
00:32:22No!
00:32:24No!
00:32:25No!
00:32:25No!
00:32:35Shit!
00:32:48I got like legs dangling off the back.
00:32:51You see that?
00:32:53No!
00:32:54What the hell?
00:32:55I'm right here.
00:32:57Come on.
00:33:00Thanks.
00:33:02Alex, where's Wheeler?
00:33:04I don't think he made it.
00:33:07Come on.
00:33:08We need to find Dr. Lynch.
00:33:10We'll be safe underground.
00:33:12Come on!
00:33:25Come on!
00:33:26Come on!
00:33:27Come on!
00:33:28Come on!
00:33:40Come on!
00:33:41Isn't this game just so epic?
00:33:47I should just delete my whole save so I can redo the whole game
00:34:39Are you okay?
00:34:43It's getting worse, Alex.
00:34:46The whole town is falling apart.
00:34:49And there's nothing we can do about it.
00:34:58We're never going to die.
00:35:09Your sister.
00:35:13I didn't know.
00:35:16She vanished.
00:35:17I don't know how it started.
00:35:23Your mom told me things have changed.
00:35:25I guess I didn't realize.
00:35:32We're going to find her, okay?
00:35:34This is all connected.
00:35:35And when we find Josh, we're going to find her, too.
00:35:40Yeah?
00:35:41Yeah.
00:35:44Yeah.
00:35:50I remember the sewer area sucking.
00:36:02Alex, there's a valve by that gate.
00:36:04Maybe it opens the gate.
00:36:10I'd like to at least get to where I used to be.
00:36:15But I got to go inside.
00:36:20Wait.
00:36:20Oh, I got to hold the button.
00:36:23Oh, trap, eh?
00:36:29Uh, okay.
00:36:30I was like, where the hell is she?
00:36:32Okay.
00:36:33I'm going to hold it open.
00:36:34You come through.
00:36:36Okay, well, what's in this area?
00:36:41Nothing.
00:36:45Okay, let's go.
00:36:54And you know, I know there's creatures down here.
00:36:58I didn't know it.
00:36:59I just don't remember where.
00:37:02Oh, I hate the water creature.
00:37:23You see what she does?
00:37:24She powers.
00:37:26If she doesn't help at all, she sits and she powers.
00:37:29Isn't that nice?
00:37:32I think she's too close.
00:37:41I think she's too close.
00:38:10No, she works.
00:38:13Huh?
00:38:16You yeah, she goes.
00:38:20I absolutely keep Are you want to touch him?
00:38:23I'm not actually half a long list of things.
00:38:24Have you got a long list of things?
00:38:24Let them can delete me if I'm in a dopo?
00:38:24Have you?
00:38:25Have you got always a long list of these tools?
00:38:25Yes.
00:38:25The esempio crew's dangerous.
00:38:26I'm going to die here?
00:38:27No, I'm going to die here.
00:38:28I say I can't do nothing of this.
00:38:41Oh, my God.
00:39:14You know what's sad is, I think there's ones that are on PS1, they're probably better games than PS1.
00:39:34Oh, my God.
00:39:38Oh, my God.
00:39:50Oh, my God.
00:40:08Oh, my God.
00:40:11This is the boss valve, I'm not going to be able to do it.
00:40:14I'm coming up.
00:40:18I'm coming up.
00:40:21I'm coming up.
00:40:51I'm coming up.
00:40:53I'm coming up.
00:40:53Oh, yeah.
00:40:55Oh, yeah.
00:41:05Oh, my God.
00:41:36Oh, my God.
00:41:44Oh, yeah.
00:41:46I hate them.
00:41:47They're like spider things.
00:41:50Look at them.
00:41:51Aren't they so cool?
00:41:55And they have, like, blade arms.
00:41:59Are you dead?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:04Oh, little.
00:42:05Uh-huh.
00:42:16Nope.
00:42:19Run faster.
00:42:33I see no reason to waste my ammo on that spider bitch.
00:42:54I hope I'm going that way, but I really don't.
00:43:04I don't think he was here.
00:43:14I don't think he was here.
00:43:30How do I reload?
00:43:34That's not fun.
00:43:40How do I reload?
00:43:47I don't know.
00:43:48Long type of ammo is obviously too.
00:43:50I can't tell.
00:43:52It was the handgun ammo one.
00:44:16All right, just like last time.
00:44:17I'll hold it open.
00:44:18You come through.
00:44:26See that? I went the right way.
00:44:28I remembered.
00:45:16Oh, oh geez.
00:45:23Oh, that was a weird glitch.
00:45:26That was so weird.
00:45:48You sure you don't want to try and speed them up?
00:45:53The creatures aren't even that creepy, are they?
00:46:03Did you see the water?
00:46:07I think there's another one.
00:46:32Is he dead or is he coming back for more?
00:46:36No, he's dead again.
00:46:46See, if I don't kill these, the girl gets beat up.
00:46:59I don't know.
00:47:04I don't know.
00:47:17I don't know.
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:18I don't know.
00:47:23I don't know.
00:47:33I don't know.
00:47:37I don't know.
00:47:37I don't know.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:47:38I don't know.
00:47:59I don't know.
00:48:07That's not it.
00:48:08What is shotgunning?
00:48:12Okay.
00:48:13It was.
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:28Where'd she go?
00:48:29Oh.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:45Yes, I can save.
00:49:24I can never tell if it's her stupid-ass feet or, like, a creature.
00:49:33Alright, this is where the...
00:49:35I think.
00:49:56Alex, there's just no way to open the gate from this street.
00:49:59I'll hide down and tell her if I knew the network would be.
00:50:29Oh, okay.
00:50:32Oh, okay.
00:50:34Oh, okay.
00:50:36Oh, okay.
00:50:38Oh, okay.
00:50:46I don't know what might mean what.
00:51:04Oh no!
00:51:09Oh no!
00:51:18Oh no!
00:51:21That guy just...
00:51:36Oh no!
00:51:38Oh no!
00:51:41Oh no!
00:51:43Oh no!
00:52:02Oh no!
00:52:03Can you see why I wasn't thrilled to redo my progress?
00:52:05Oh no!
00:52:07That's her radio!
00:52:29You know, I think I found the doctor and then I think some bull...
00:52:34Bullshit happens.
00:52:36I think I'm a little past that.
00:52:51What button was the map?
00:52:53What button was the map?
00:53:07Do I go home?
00:53:09I don't remember.
00:53:42I don't...
00:53:45I don't quite remember if I have to go through that stupid crawl space.
00:53:49It looks like it.
00:53:53I hate going through...
00:53:54There's a park and I hate it.
00:53:57It's not full of kids.
00:54:00Not...
00:54:01Not that that's what I want.
00:54:04You know what I mean?
00:54:05But like...
00:54:06It's just full of bull crap.
00:54:10I don't even know if this is the way I have it.
00:54:33I don't even know if this is the way I have it.
00:54:38No, goddammit.
00:55:08It doesn't seem like I went the right way, which sucks.
00:55:34I don't remember how to...
00:55:36You know, I thought there was a place in the garage, but...
00:55:41I don't know.
00:55:50Like, I thought there was a door in the garage that led to the house.
00:55:55Why would there not be?
00:55:59Yeah, what the hell?
00:56:00I don't know.
00:56:00I don't know.
00:56:01I don't know.
00:56:03I don't know.
00:56:30I don't know.
00:56:31And why would I not just go through a window?
00:56:35Oh, man.
00:56:36I think I remember a back door.
00:56:45Can I...
00:56:50I hate this game.
00:56:53This game hates me.
00:56:58Alex, Alex, come in.
00:57:00Are you there?
00:57:01Wheeler?
00:57:01Are you all right?
00:57:03Hey, I've been better, but I'm okay.
00:57:05Did you find Elle?
00:57:06Oh, yeah.
00:57:06But we got separated.
00:57:08I'm looking for her now.
00:57:09Where are you?
00:57:10I'm just now leaving the station to find Fitch.
00:57:13Look, we need to stick together.
00:57:14Meet me at his office.
00:57:16Maybe he knows where Elle is.
00:57:17Okay, I'll meet you there.
00:57:20So I walk down the road and apparently screw my house.
00:57:23I gotta go to the doctor's office.
00:57:44I'm gonna try to avoid every creature.
00:57:48Okay, they're gone.
00:57:49You can handle them.
00:57:51Look at that.
00:57:52Isn't that bullshit?
00:57:53It's just chewing on me.
00:58:01I can't even get it.
00:58:02Look at that.
00:58:12Oh, my God.
00:58:14I'm gonna die here.
00:58:15Hey, I'll kill you.
00:58:17I'll kill you.
00:58:19I know I'm going to kill you.
00:58:20I'm gonna die here.
00:58:24Hi, Iris West.
00:58:31Oh, little dog, though.
00:58:44I'll go this way, or go this way.
00:59:00Hey!
00:59:03Excuse me!
00:59:05Sir!
00:59:07Hey, you!
00:59:14Dr. Fitch!
00:59:15What do you want?
00:59:17Are you alright?
00:59:20Whose blood is that?
00:59:23What have you done?
00:59:24Stay away from me!
00:59:47I need items.
00:59:51You might get to see the nurses soon.
00:59:54I don't remember if there's any coming over there.
00:59:58I don't like them.
01:00:09They react to the light, and I think sound, that's why I'm a light mom.
01:00:13I hate them bitches.
01:00:34Oh, can you hear them out there?
01:00:38There they are, look!
01:00:40Aren't they so cute?
01:00:43They're nice.
01:00:45Oh, look!
01:00:50Ow, she's a bitch!
01:00:54The light off?
01:01:02There's no focus if there's so many of them.
01:01:08Oh, that works.
01:01:18Oh, the dodges!
01:01:25Aren't they so hot?
01:01:26They're so hot.
01:01:28They're so hot.
01:01:30They're so hot.
01:01:32They're so hot.
01:01:39They're so hot.
01:01:46I feel like I hear more of them.
01:01:47Yup!
01:01:49I can't beat them.
01:01:51It's like a spider any day.
01:01:53Yup!
01:02:11I'm not reading that.
01:02:13I don't care.
01:02:13I've already done all this.
01:02:15You know what I mean?
01:02:16If anyone ever wants to read it, they'll pause it.
01:02:18They'll read it.
01:02:19To pull.
01:02:20That's how I feel.
01:02:21Get me back to those stupid parts.
01:02:23The next time I play, I'm not starting over.
01:02:26You know what I mean?
01:02:33I'm almost there.
01:02:35And if my save gets wiped again...
01:02:39I don't know.
01:02:42I don't know.
01:02:43I'm not going to ride at all.
01:02:44We're not going to fix us.
01:02:44We're not going to go.
01:02:44I don't want to do the thing.
01:02:45We're going to get away at all.
01:02:45To go and get away, they're in the subsequent days.
01:02:45I guess I'm going to absolutely not the same.
01:02:49Let me show you the next day.
01:02:49I'm not going to go.
01:03:06I'm not going to be the next day.
01:03:08Furthermore, you're going to be the next day.
01:03:18hit my game
01:03:24my game crashed
01:03:30isn't that awesome
01:03:33now I gotta redo some of that
01:03:35because it didn't save for a little while
01:03:39isn't that stupid
01:03:43I don't know
01:03:45it's just a very poorly made game
01:03:48it has always had issues
01:03:51I love it
01:03:52that's why I quit playing it
01:03:54because I did a battle and I used this serum
01:03:56that powers you up
01:03:57and my game crashed because of it
01:04:00I'm in the sewer still
01:04:07can I just get to the goddamn spot where I was
01:04:10that would be so nice
01:04:14see it's not a terrible game
01:04:17but they make it awful to play
01:04:19that's what sucks
01:04:26alright what do I gotta do
01:04:27I gotta deal with that boss battle bullshit again
01:04:29isn't that cool
01:04:32if it crashes again
01:04:34I'm probably just done playing
01:04:36and I'll probably try to like
01:04:38install a mod that's supposed to fix things
01:04:41you know what I mean
01:04:43because I'm not gonna keep redoing
01:04:45the fucking bullshit
01:04:47this is like 10 minutes
01:04:48I gotta redo
01:04:50I ain't got time for that
01:04:52I don't hardly ever get to play games
01:04:54you know what I mean
01:04:55so why should I have to redo this BS
01:05:00it grinds my gears
01:05:01you know what I mean
01:05:02it grinds my gears
01:05:07and this bitch is so slow
01:05:09I can't even do this
01:05:10until she gets here
01:05:26then the spiders come
01:05:29then the big guy shows up
01:05:43I don't hear you spider
01:05:44where you at
01:05:58I'm just unlocked
01:06:00I can't
01:06:21I don't think it counted
01:06:23I don't think it counted that hit I just got on it
01:06:27oh okay I didn't hit the right button
01:06:29I don't know
01:06:30what you guys are doing
01:06:31you Zigar Franklin
01:06:34don't know
01:06:35how can I save my ice
01:06:35and you whoops
01:06:53and you just get away
01:06:56I can't do my game
01:06:57but I don't reallyourage myself
01:06:57I don't think I'm gonna have to do
01:06:58how I can deal
01:06:58are you
01:06:58I need to do
01:07:01So much.
01:07:04So much.
01:07:05So much do I love it.
01:07:44I don't think it shows where the safe ones are.
01:08:07I'm surprised there wasn't a save point in that guy's room.
01:08:30Alright fingers crossed it doesn't do that BS again.
01:08:35Yeah I don't care.
01:08:37I know I know go to the doctor.
01:08:40If I do it fast enough maybe it will not hurt me as bad.
01:08:58Do you see how good I did that time?
01:09:02Wait did you see my pistol?
01:09:05Do you see the magazine coming out of it?
01:09:08Isn't that wild how good this game was made?
01:09:14Oh I gotta fight those nurses again.
01:09:20Someone let me in.
01:09:21I'm trying to save.
01:09:32Oh man.
01:09:37Just because of the pill.
01:09:40Way of runs.
01:09:43Doctor doctor yes.
01:09:54And I don't think I don't think there's any like save option by pause it.
01:10:00No.
01:10:02No there isn't any.
01:10:26No there isn't any.
01:10:35I'm gonna shoot those whores with my shot.
01:10:47I tried to get as many as I could with all of them.
01:11:16Wait, why didn't I get...
01:11:18See that serum I just found is what crashed my game last time when I got further.
01:11:25We don't use that serum, it makes you like super strong and whatnot.
01:11:30The game can't handle it.
01:11:33Alright, you think it's gonna crash again?
01:11:38What?
01:11:41Yeah, hopefully not.
01:11:44Why are we a dog?
01:11:54Creepy.
01:11:58Ugh.
01:12:25Oh, okay.
01:12:26I really thought I did it again.
01:12:29There better be a save point.
01:12:32Please.
01:12:35Please, Silent Hill, let me save.
01:12:40That's all I ask.
01:12:45There should be a red thing.
01:12:46I don't care about the goddamn doll.
01:12:51Yes, her doll.
01:12:52Where's the red?
01:12:55There isn't one right now.
01:13:01I know there's gotta be a save point.
01:13:04Like...
01:13:05Please.
01:13:08The scariest thing is if I have to redo this.
01:13:11Oh, look.
01:13:12Josh.
01:13:15Josh.
01:13:15Josh!
01:13:16Stop!
01:13:36Where the hell am I here?
01:13:38I can't tell you.
01:13:40No, I'm gonna go see what Josh is up to.
01:13:44See, now I'm worried with F.
01:13:46Whatever I do, that's brass, that's bad, and the sword.
01:13:50Isn't that, like, awful?
01:14:03Oh, wait.
01:14:05I think the way he...
01:14:07Yeah, I can't even go the way he went.
01:14:13I hate Josh.
01:14:14Josh is just...
01:14:16I don't need Josh.
01:14:17He's a bad brother.
01:14:36There's...
01:14:36I don't know which way to go.
01:14:38Are you kidding me?
01:14:41Is this gonna be a dead edge?
01:14:42Oh, okay.
01:14:43There's only one.
01:14:44Good.
01:14:46But I remember there being a save point down here.
01:14:49I just don't want to miss it.
01:14:53Oh my god.
01:14:55Athletic.
01:15:01What the hell has died?
01:15:11Oh, I'm sorry.
01:15:13I'm sorry.
01:15:13I'm sorry.ın
01:15:21I'm
01:15:22Let's go.
01:15:52Maybe there isn't a safe one because I remember this stupid...
01:16:02I remember this doll and I remember getting my butt pushed in after I picked this up.
01:16:08I know!
01:16:22This is the guy I had to kill.
01:16:33Bitch.
01:16:35I've never killed that guy.
01:16:38This is uncharted.
01:16:52I've never killed that guy.
01:16:55I've never killed that guy.
01:17:09Jesus.
01:17:10Jesus.
01:17:11Jesus.
01:17:14Jesus.
01:17:15Let's go.
01:17:45I guess so.
01:17:48Great.
01:18:11Another goal.
01:18:37Oh, gosh.
01:18:38He just scuttled.
01:18:39What?
01:18:41A child's drawing.
01:18:43That looks so cute.
01:18:44Oh.
01:18:45Oh.
01:18:46Oh.
01:18:50Oh.
01:18:54Oh.
01:19:03Oh.
01:19:05Oh.
01:19:10Oh.
01:19:19Oh.
01:19:20Oh.
01:19:21Oh.
01:19:25Oh.
01:19:26Oh.
01:19:39Oh.
01:19:42Oh.
01:19:47Oh.
01:19:50Oh.
01:19:52Oh.
01:19:54Oh.
01:20:05Oh.
01:20:06Oh.
01:20:08Oh.
01:20:09Oh.
01:20:11Oh.
01:20:12Oh.
01:20:13Oh.
01:20:14Oh.
01:20:15Oh.
01:20:17Oh.
01:20:31Oh.
01:20:33Oh.
01:20:39I don't even understand where this place is.
01:20:48A cage? Is that for me?
01:20:55I don't see a sable in there.
01:21:02There.
01:21:07Does this need to go to the same spot?
01:21:13I doubt it.
01:21:44I guess I'm ducking up.
01:21:59It would be really sweet.
01:22:01Look at Josh.
01:22:02You son of a bitch.
01:22:03Get back here.
01:22:05Can you draw something here?
01:22:07Yeah.
01:22:08Yeah.
01:22:35I don't think I'm junkie.
01:22:37Did it do?
01:22:38Did it?
01:22:49Oh yeah, I gotta use this knife. Look at how great this is. You ready? Look at this.
01:22:54I'm just gulping the diesel. Cut that off. What? What's through here? Accidental. I can hear a scurry.
01:23:23That was pointless. Broke.
01:23:28Oh my god.
01:23:33That camera's broke.
01:23:38What do I do?
01:23:40There's a button.
01:23:47Oh, yeah.
01:23:50Oh, yeah.
01:23:51Oh, yeah.
01:23:53Yeah.
01:23:54Oh, yeah.
01:23:59Oh, yeah.
01:24:20Let's go.
01:24:55Let's go.
01:25:25Let's go.
01:26:16Let's go.
01:26:24Let's go.
01:26:25Let's go.
01:26:59Let's go.
01:27:00Let's go.
01:27:00Let's go.
01:27:00Let's go.
01:27:01Let's go.
01:27:09Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:11Let's go.
01:27:12Let's go.
01:27:12Let's go.
01:27:25Let's go.
01:27:57Let's go.
01:27:58Let's go.
01:28:28Let's go.
01:28:58Let's go.
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