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@MegaMetrx
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
Lots of jank, bad games and really bad internet
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00:00:00well that sucked
00:00:13yep
00:00:15god damn it
00:00:18and it reset the stream too
00:00:19even though it was not that long
00:00:23and you know there's a chance for it to reconnect
00:00:26did not reconnect
00:00:28cool right
00:00:30like jesus christ
00:00:38bullshit is that
00:00:40good old sticks it made a
00:00:46like sound
00:00:47and my screen was stuck green
00:00:49whole screen
00:00:52and like even when I
00:00:56hit reset
00:00:59my screen was green for a little bit
00:01:03yeah
00:01:07let me know when you want to invite
00:01:10all right
00:01:10all right I'm gonna switch
00:01:12because I am playing paragon
00:01:13he he
00:01:16oh I love paragon so much
00:01:18play it every time I stream
00:01:23I'll play paragon
00:01:24of course sticks would be the one to fucking
00:01:38of course sticks would be the one to fucking
00:01:50mess my game up
00:01:53or my computer
00:01:54oh no dude
00:02:09sticks the recordings kaput
00:02:25no
00:02:27that's why I stream
00:02:30isn't that dumb
00:02:33yeah
00:02:34because it's literally a 14 and a half gig file
00:02:38just sitting here
00:02:39unusable
00:02:41because the computer
00:02:45flows
00:02:46yeah because the computer took a ship
00:02:48I don't get that
00:02:52I don't understand why it's unusable
00:02:55but it's still so big
00:02:59all right
00:03:05well just invite me and see if I can just join off of it like that
00:03:09awesome what is going on with this
00:03:13what the hell is this is broken
00:03:15activity feed is like broken
00:03:20okay
00:03:25give me a one second
00:03:27let's dance
00:03:42oh my god
00:03:55apparently my activity feed is just broken
00:04:04I can't get that back right now
00:04:05it just shows like if someone follows
00:04:10I can actually see it
00:04:11which is helpful because my
00:04:13my shit's broken
00:04:15well fuck it
00:04:17that's so cool
00:04:24thanks steam
00:04:26it just tells me you invited me
00:04:28but I don't have a button to click
00:04:29I'm gonna just start the game
00:04:31and then I'll have to have another invite
00:04:34because it's just all broken
00:04:36man
00:04:51what a what a night right
00:04:52bullshit
00:04:55I think Styx is just cursed
00:05:02because I can play
00:05:04like Ice and Ozo
00:05:07and other
00:05:07strenuous games
00:05:09strenuous games
00:05:11and it's fine
00:05:12I play Styx
00:05:14and it just
00:05:15eats shit
00:05:16I play
00:05:28and it's fine
00:05:29I play
00:05:30and it's fine
00:05:31and it sounds Estado
00:05:32and it's fine
00:05:32because it was like
00:05:33I'm gonna look
00:05:34and it's dark
00:05:35so that it was amazing
00:05:35and it's far
00:05:36and that it felt
00:05:37and it's for one
00:05:37and that it was
00:05:38to make you
00:05:39I hate ripping from the stream, though.
00:05:59Not that it's that big of a deal.
00:06:04Just a little bit extra to do.
00:06:07You can hear me, right?
00:06:09Yeah.
00:06:10Oh, okay.
00:06:11Well, I'm stuck at 33 frames per second on a load screen.
00:06:15So I'll probably have to exit Stitch and then start at Sticks, not Stitch.
00:06:22Oh, wait.
00:06:23I thought it said 31 for a second.
00:06:25Maybe I'm crazy.
00:06:30Alright, we'll try this again, Sticks.
00:06:32Black screen of 60 after I try to close the game.
00:06:42Dude.
00:06:42Alright, Sticks, where the fuck are you in my task manager?
00:06:59Why are you way down there?
00:07:01What the hell?
00:07:01Okay, I closed it.
00:07:07Can I have my computer back?
00:07:10It's not letting me close Sticks.
00:07:33I've tried with Task Manager.
00:07:39Uh-oh.
00:07:41Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:07:42Sticks, you're still there?
00:07:45There we go.
00:07:45I just had to close Sticks again.
00:07:48Hmm.
00:07:49What a stubborn game.
00:07:55I don't know if I'll ever play Sticks again.
00:07:58This one, I mean.
00:07:59Hmm.
00:07:59Hmm.
00:08:01Hmm.
00:08:03Be making origami look polished.
00:08:33I'm actually in.
00:08:53Now you gotta invite me.
00:08:54Where's that invite?
00:09:07I sent it.
00:09:13Did you, though?
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:16Will you send another one?
00:09:18Yeah, give me a sec.
00:09:19What if I close that out?
00:09:32Friends, let's see if I get any messages from Fulton.
00:09:34Hmm.
00:09:35It just says, you have invited me to play, and that it's just in text.
00:09:46And it says, launch game when I click on the message.
00:09:49Yeah.
00:09:49Let me try that.
00:09:58Alright, I'm joining.
00:09:59Alright.
00:10:00I'm joining.
00:10:01Did you have to go online?
00:10:04Alright.
00:10:05I'm joining.
00:10:06Did you have to go online?
00:10:08Alright.
00:10:09No.
00:10:10I closed the session, and then I reopened it.
00:10:13Ah, okay.
00:10:14I blame the game.
00:10:15Poorly coded.
00:10:16I also had a lot of skill points, so you should probably check too.
00:10:29They probably reset mine, because that's how this game is.
00:10:33I'm constantly screwing me out of everything.
00:10:38Um.
00:10:39Why am I loading into this?
00:10:46No.
00:10:50You mean?
00:10:51No.
00:10:52I've always looked like this.
00:10:55Bet.
00:10:56What'd he do to you?
00:10:58Not only, but he's standing there.
00:11:03I'm his next fuck doll.
00:11:09I don't even know what tree is really good to do.
00:11:12I maxed perception.
00:11:14Perception?
00:11:21Is stealth the one where you get the super ssssss?
00:11:24I don't know what the end skill is, but wasn't it good?
00:11:27There's- you get incorporeal when you're invisible, so enemy attacks are without effect.
00:11:34And then the bubble invisibility.
00:11:37So, goblins under two meters away also become invisible.
00:11:41Ah.
00:11:45I think the top left skill is the one you like in the invisible.
00:11:48Yeah.
00:11:49No.
00:11:50Middle left.
00:11:51No.
00:11:52Middle left.
00:11:53No.
00:11:54Middle left.
00:11:55Middle.
00:11:56Middle left.
00:11:57Middle left.
00:11:58No.
00:11:59No.
00:12:00No.
00:12:02No.
00:12:03No.
00:12:06No.
00:12:07No.
00:12:08No.
00:12:10No.
00:12:17No.
00:12:18How to get moving, huh?
00:12:38I don't even care.
00:12:40Alright, whatever, I'm ready.
00:13:10The dwarves have hired a human to transport their precious explosives.
00:13:15Okay, I'll figure something out to find the rest.
00:13:17Jarrah, if you find the source of amber, keep some from me.
00:13:22It'll knock a chunk off your debt.
00:13:24You should stop that poison.
00:13:26It enslaves you to Lyssal as much as it has enslaved my own people.
00:13:31How do you think she found you in Thoban?
00:13:34Keep your advice to yourself.
00:13:36Someone smart once said,
00:13:38Virtue is the perfect balance point between two vices.
00:13:41And hypocrites like you are the crack between my two asscheeks.
00:13:48Then be fighting words.
00:13:50Yeah.
00:13:55Are we taking the balloon?
00:13:57Yeah, whenever you're ready.
00:14:02Yeah.
00:14:03We're still on mission eight.
00:14:11Yeah, but they're not all the same length either.
00:14:14That's what she said.
00:14:22Ready to get puked up again?
00:14:24Yeah, I hate that it does that.
00:14:26That it resets it every time.
00:14:28My health.
00:14:29We do die in one shot anyway.
00:14:32We have a fall damage.
00:14:35Oh, yes.
00:14:37Struck that shit.
00:14:39I was going to ask if it was you or me in the first interview.
00:14:41Oh, I said the ambassador is dead.
00:14:43Only you.
00:14:45Is that true?
00:14:46Bloody elves.
00:14:47Bloody elves.
00:14:48If it was me, I'd use all our explosives to blow up the city.
00:14:55According to Jara, one of the bombs is in the warehouse in the upper town.
00:15:00For the others, I could try to track the transport guy he spoke about.
00:15:05So, I know I asked once.
00:15:12Ooh, there's pure gorgeous.
00:15:13You're in the ground again.
00:15:16Sweet.
00:15:17Oh, dude, do you see the way I go down on this thing?
00:15:19Look.
00:15:20I'm watching.
00:15:21Oh, that's sexy.
00:15:24That was so sexy.
00:15:26Oh.
00:15:29I see you had to do it, too.
00:15:36I saw items on the way down.
00:15:40Um, what difficulty did you want to do the fuck-it-all campaign on?
00:15:45I'm not sure yet.
00:15:46Huh?
00:15:47Because...
00:15:48Cool.
00:15:50There's...
00:15:51You know, normal difficulty, which we are on.
00:15:54Me?
00:15:59I don't know.
00:16:04There's hard, and then there's, if we can, very hard, and then custom.
00:16:09Well, let's just, we can just try it and move it down if it's too hard.
00:16:13Okay?
00:16:16That's what you're saying, you want to try hard?
00:16:18Hard or very hard or whatever, and we'll just move it down as we need.
00:16:25Alright.
00:16:26Beginning of the trail.
00:16:32That's a heavy armor.
00:16:39Can I push him off?
00:16:41Um, yes.
00:16:45Oops.
00:16:47Goodbye.
00:16:48Why did you do, like, a dash?
00:16:51You did, like, a weird shadow dash for me.
00:16:54It could be one of my new skills.
00:16:57This time we were a little more discreet, huh?
00:16:59Nice.
00:17:00I went with the...
00:17:02The...
00:17:04Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
00:17:05The top...
00:17:07I got the top skill of the...
00:17:09killing tree, basically.
00:17:11Uh...
00:17:14Where it gives me a lunge.
00:17:16My game tabbed out?
00:17:20Back.
00:17:21But now it's really framey.
00:17:23Give it a minute.
00:17:24Nothing to report.
00:17:25It should, hopefully.
00:17:27Even out.
00:17:29Just there.
00:17:31Oh, he's already gone.
00:17:34Wait, I could make a clone.
00:17:36He could.
00:17:38You look like a clone.
00:17:40Yeah, yeah.
00:17:41That's kind of the point.
00:17:57Hm.
00:17:59Alright.
00:18:00What is it now?
00:18:11Oh.
00:18:14That might have been bad.
00:18:18What the...
00:18:19A big, fat roach.
00:18:21I'm gonna take it out.
00:18:24Imagine getting tricked...
00:18:26I...
00:18:27Okay, thank goodness.
00:18:28I thought you went into it till it died.
00:18:35Knowing this game, that shit would've happened to us.
00:18:40I want that pure quartz.
00:18:44Yeah, we gotta...
00:18:45upgrade our stats we're never gonna use again.
00:18:48Yup.
00:18:55Also, there's funny moments to be had of us trying to get it.
00:18:58Oh, yeah.
00:19:03Dwarf, they don't know.
00:19:04They don't know.
00:19:06They don't know.
00:19:19Make that?
00:19:20Oh, fuck.
00:19:22Over here.
00:19:23I'm just too short.
00:19:26Shit.
00:19:27Well yeah.
00:19:41Wow.
00:19:42No.
00:19:43I'll die.
00:19:44Fucking move
00:19:47That sucks
00:19:56Go away dwarf don't you dare look smells like
00:20:03Don't look
00:20:07Wait, oh
00:20:11There's little use in here
00:20:14This is where they corral the goblins before sending them to the dark elms
00:20:21I know it should make me angry, but these green skins are so pathetic. They look like fucking depressed chickens
00:20:28And that's an insult to chickens
00:20:30I'm in a very bad position right now
00:20:35I'm on a box and there's a thing I'm hanging there's a dwarf on the other side too much a last night
00:20:44I
00:20:46Oh
00:20:48Hi dwarf
00:20:50You seen me
00:20:53But I just gooby-trapped this bell he's going to pull
00:20:57Or not he's going to kill me. We should be on our god. Goodbye, brother
00:21:01No
00:21:07Somehow I got away
00:21:11He pulled the bell anyway
00:21:13That scared the piss out of me
00:21:17I got two seconds
00:21:19Oh you thought you died here's the way
00:21:21Oh, he chopped my head off
00:21:23Let's see if his information is correct
00:21:25And if I find a horse
00:21:26Where'd my clothes go? They're still in you
00:21:31Dwarf!
00:21:31I know
00:21:35Spanning something
00:21:36I'm gonna wait, I know he's gonna be drained
00:21:58Wait, I know he's gonna be drained
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00:22:15Hehehehe
00:22:16Hehehehe
00:22:17Stakes a goblin round here
00:22:23You know it's funny he can smell goblin even though there's a bunch of goblins downstairs
00:22:28Wish I could push your dumb ass off
00:22:33We should be on our guard
00:22:37Smelling me some
00:22:39Green skin
00:22:41Alright, if I go in here he'll surely drink that
00:23:03Nothing
00:23:04I'm seeing goblins everywhere now
00:23:22I want this guy dead
00:23:30Who is he?
00:23:31There, I'll leave him there for you
00:23:33Oh
00:23:35Maybe not in the doorway
00:23:37I don't want you trapped
00:23:40Right here, that way
00:23:42He'll turn you invisible
00:23:44Nice
00:23:47That and his bar won't decay either
00:23:54And if I die I'll spawn on him
00:23:55Um
00:23:58There's like seven people standing around the pier courts
00:24:05No
00:24:07Alright, I give up on this guy
00:24:08You said that and my frames dropped
00:24:10Well, nothing here
00:24:11Must have run away
00:24:12Well, nothing here
00:24:13Must have run away
00:24:15He booked the old
00:24:16Unbeatable
00:24:17Unbeatable
00:24:19Nope
00:24:20Nope
00:24:21Okay
00:24:26Sloped
00:24:27Roofing
00:24:28Hmm
00:24:29Hmm
00:24:31Oh
00:24:32That almost spelled me
00:24:33Dude
00:24:48That animation looks so good
00:24:49Oh, you're right here
00:24:50I'm afraid you didn't smell me
00:24:51Those balls that have been unwashed for the last month
00:24:52Oh, you're right here
00:24:55I'm afraid you didn't smell me
00:24:57Those balls that have been unwashed for the last month
00:25:01I have a bottle I could throw
00:25:20I have a bottle I could throw
00:25:22A piece of pure quartz
00:25:31That was missing from my collection
00:25:33The dwarfs are getting ready to load it on their airship
00:25:37Or rather
00:25:38We're getting ready
00:25:39Hehehehehe
00:25:41Hehehehehe
00:25:43They're gonna dissipate after this
00:25:44I know they will
00:25:45A war against whom?
00:25:46By the beard of the mother dwarf
00:25:48Do these humans know nothing
00:25:50Against the dark elves, you fool
00:25:53They dare to kill our ambassador
00:25:56Get out of our way
00:25:57We gotta get a move on
00:25:59You'd do better by setting sail
00:26:01War?
00:26:02But that's dangerous
00:26:03At the same time
00:26:04They're going right for goblins
00:26:06Good trip then
00:26:09Oh my god
00:26:13Don't tell me are they coming up here?
00:26:20Oh there's one right under me
00:26:28A dwarf
00:26:38How do I throw the bottle?
00:26:40You have to hold LB and then it's, I think, X
00:26:43It'll a button pop up
00:26:44Okay
00:26:49No one
00:26:51Are you kidding me game?
00:27:01Are you ready for this skill?
00:27:02Yeah
00:27:08Yeah
00:27:12Gotta warm those hands
00:27:22Smells like
00:27:23Do you like my magic trick?
00:27:39He's pissed
00:27:42Not orange
00:27:44What the?
00:27:45What?
00:27:48What do you mean what?
00:27:49Why did he fill back up almost to yellow again?
00:27:55Cause this game's buggy, dude
00:27:58Yeah, agreed
00:28:09Perfect, he's going into the corner to die
00:28:11I wonder who died
00:28:21Yeah?
00:28:23Yeah, the one's dead
00:28:25Did you poison it?
00:28:26Is that what happened?
00:28:28Yeah, I went down there, poisoned it
00:28:30And then I sacrificed my clone to take my clone's place
00:28:35Ow, that took
00:28:36I did so much damage
00:28:43Do you want me to put, like, a acid trap down before you do that?
00:28:47What's going on?
00:28:48It's quiet as a troll
00:28:50Shit!
00:28:52Don't scare me none
00:28:53Put out a problem!
00:28:54Don't scare me none
00:28:58Stairs, bro
00:28:59Stairs
00:29:01Well, we're gonna ring a bell
00:29:02Come get some
00:29:03Come get some
00:29:04I've got him
00:29:10Wanderer
00:29:12Just...
00:29:17No problem!
00:29:18Don't scare me none
00:29:20I see you
00:29:21He's somewhere folks
00:29:22Find him, dudes
00:29:27Come get some
00:29:28Don't let him get away
00:29:30I booby-trapped the bell
00:29:33That was all my amber
00:29:35Amber goes so fast in this game
00:29:38Alright, so we gotta find the firebomb
00:29:49Where'd you go?
00:29:50Okay
00:29:52Any...
00:29:53This one is
00:29:54All hands to battle!
00:29:57They're not even chasing
00:29:59Don't worry
00:30:05Looks like it's all clear
00:30:07Scum
00:30:11It does suck that we can't just kill them
00:30:15Mhm
00:30:16What's possible?
00:30:17Where did he go?
00:30:34Let's try to stay sharp
00:30:37Oh
00:30:46That roof was slippery
00:30:56That roof was slippery
00:30:57The shapeshifter was right
00:30:58No, he's not completely useless
00:30:59These bombs are made with a phosphorous base powder
00:31:00If I open my eyes wide
00:31:01I should easily be able to find his footprints
00:31:02I'm watching this
00:31:04I'm watching this
00:31:29I'm watching this
00:31:34One guy not in heavy armor
00:31:39What guy?
00:31:43He had a vial on him
00:31:44And it gave it to me
00:31:47Okay, so you got the skill for it then
00:31:50Yup
00:31:51Actually, I always had the skill for it
00:32:00The game just didn't notice
00:32:03Oh, slippery roof
00:32:10Look sharp!
00:32:11There's a bad one on the loose
00:32:12That's you, right?
00:32:13Yeah
00:32:15There's a bad one on the loose
00:32:21Oh
00:32:25Oh, dude
00:32:30I survived
00:32:32My fingers are probably detached from it
00:32:34My fingers are probably detached from it
00:32:51Oh
00:32:54That sounded painful
00:32:56So I was here already earlier
00:33:01Like, why does this matter?
00:33:03Is it a different trail?
00:33:05I don't know
00:33:07I guess it looks different
00:33:08The other one went the other way
00:33:09The other way
00:33:15Come take a look
00:33:16Oh, there's three dwarf bombs
00:33:17There's three dwarf bombs
00:33:35After that incident with the dwarf ambassador
00:33:37The elves are up to celebrate
00:33:38I guess a little green one
00:33:39Like hot sauce
00:33:40Is not bad
00:33:41But they're paying double the price
00:33:42For every goblin
00:33:43That's delivered to them
00:33:44That's me in here
00:33:45What are they using all the green skins for?
00:33:46I puked in that bag already
00:33:48Look who's there
00:33:57Looks like the human hasn't yet delivered his surprise package
00:34:04Oh, they see me.
00:34:26Hi, have a great time.
00:34:30Did you teleport away?
00:34:32Yep.
00:34:34They don't look mad at all.
00:34:43Is that you again?
00:34:47Oh.
00:34:49You're being failed.
00:34:50What happened?
00:34:51I'm under the...
00:34:52I'm still under here.
00:34:54I'm running.
00:34:55I don't understand.
00:35:00I'm breathing like I'm a fat person.
00:35:13I'm not winded.
00:35:18What are you...
00:35:19What did you spawn?
00:35:22What kind of hell is going on?
00:35:27What can we even do now?
00:35:32This is impossible.
00:35:33Where did he go?
00:35:37This is impossible.
00:35:41Where did he go?
00:35:44Now that really does add life.
00:35:49You bitch.
00:35:50Hey.
00:35:51What are you...
00:35:52Did you do this?
00:36:02All I have to do is search for it.
00:36:04Just my luck.
00:36:05The trail had me gallivanting round this whole downtown.
00:36:09You'd think that someone really wanted me to visit every nook and cranny.
00:36:14Don't scare me.
00:36:15Why are they so mad?
00:36:17I don't know.
00:36:19Did you like glitch them into being...
00:36:21You bitch.
00:36:22I wanted that.
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:25Did you glitch them into being angry?
00:36:27Like what's going on?
00:36:28Uh.
00:36:29I think so.
00:36:30Get the same sound.
00:36:31I don't know.
00:36:32Go get the same sound.
00:36:33I got it.
00:36:34Show your blow.
00:36:35Yes, you better run.
00:36:36You can't get away from me.
00:36:37This is no problem.
00:36:38Yeah, they're...
00:36:39They're aggroed completely.
00:36:40Damn!
00:36:41Come get some.
00:36:42What the hell is this?
00:36:44What the hell is this?
00:36:46Not that you are.
00:36:47I'm gonna with this guy.
00:36:49I'm gonna get this guy.
00:36:51What the hell is this?
00:36:53What the hell is this?
00:36:54What the hell is this?
00:36:59All that's not that.
00:37:00Is that where we're supposed to go?
00:37:14I don't know.
00:37:19I see you, brat. I've got you now.
00:37:37No problem.
00:37:49There's a trail that leads over my way, but I don't know if it's actually another trail we haven't done yet, or what?
00:38:08What is...
00:38:19I'm convinced they don't even know what they're mad about.
00:38:33Hmm.
00:38:38They're red again, dude.
00:38:44Ah, you're dead meat, tiny.
00:38:50As quiet as a troll.
00:38:55You can't get away from me!
00:39:01Alright, big money. I'm opening a door. It's gotta be. It's gotta be, right?
00:39:30Alright. No.
00:39:32No problem. Don't scare me, dog.
00:39:36You can't get away from me!
00:39:51You can't get away from me!
00:39:53There's nothing on the ship, either.
00:40:14I might have to reload.
00:40:22Damn it.
00:40:32Come on, dwarf.
00:40:44I hate when it's like they're camping the area that you're at.
00:40:50I have to agree, it's super annoying.
00:40:59Because right now, he's just literally sitting there.
00:41:14They don't know where I'm at.
00:41:35What's going on?
00:41:38You can't get away from me.
00:41:40I can't get away from me.
00:41:49Looks like you're pretty good at hiding.
00:41:50Buy my beard.
00:41:51You're well hidden.
00:42:00That guy was walking with no head.
00:42:02And then it rendered in.
00:42:08Go away, how about that?
00:42:17Those evil bucks.
00:42:32Whoa.
00:42:34Wait a minute.
00:42:40Here's Jarrod Skiff.
00:42:41I'll ready her while waiting for him to get his ass on board.
00:42:45This machine that supposedly produces Amber without a world tree.
00:42:50It's a mystery to me.
00:42:52How would the dwarves be able to do that?
00:42:55From what source?
00:42:57I've got to see it to believe it.
00:42:58Should I ready his boat?
00:43:05No.
00:43:07Sure.
00:43:10I can't activate it.
00:43:11I got caught.
00:43:13I can't activate it?
00:43:14What the fuck?
00:43:19Need that third bomb.
00:43:28Jump under his arm?
00:43:29I'm not.
00:43:30Look at him.
00:43:31Wow, I love the way the game is so glitchy for me that when I go to jump it just messes
00:43:58it up so freakin bad I don't even get out of here oh okay that'd be sweet there's a bunch
00:44:24of dwarfs down here though I don't even care
00:44:54you don't get away from me
00:44:59ring that bell bitch
00:45:08you know what he might have hurt a lot
00:45:25where's the way out we have to find the bomb to do the
00:45:48and that makes three we're gonna make a fire got it visible all the way to
00:45:54Emperor Damocles Palace he doesn't see me do is to find that damn
00:45:58Jarrach and Skiff what's going on I am making a run for it
00:46:07I randomly ran into the room that had it you're welcome
00:46:21I appreciate that brother where are you
00:46:25I'm not in a good spot
00:46:32that was so lucky on my part
00:46:39are you adding it if so then use it
00:46:45oh yeah
00:46:57I've got the explosives
00:46:59and I know where the machine is located
00:47:05and you're rusty
00:47:07he fingers our butt
00:47:12how much longer did you want to play
00:47:14it's up to you
00:47:15what do you feel
00:47:17I'm gonna work night shift so
00:47:19it's still good
00:47:20okay
00:47:21I mean you can play a little longer if you wanted
00:47:23alright
00:47:24what
00:47:25what
00:47:46these explosives are gonna make the elves think the dwarves sabotaged their machine
00:47:51I see that you're beginning to enjoy politics my friend
00:47:59everything is locked
00:48:00there is only one way out
00:48:02you must go through the extractor
00:48:04I'll watch your back
00:48:08according to Jarrach
00:48:09the only way to reach the heart of the amber machine is to go through a dust
00:48:13I don't know why but I get the feeling I'm not gonna like this
00:48:17I don't like when you're glitching my game
00:48:23jesus christ
00:48:33I like this game but also I hate this game
00:48:36if it got a remaster or a remake I would play it
00:48:42that would be pretty sweet
00:48:48what they should really do is do the first one
00:48:50a remake or a remaster of the first one
00:48:52and include multiplayer
00:48:55that would be kinda sweet
00:48:59do we want the pit or the bomb first?
00:49:01like the bomb right?
00:49:03we have to do both I think don't we?
00:49:06the war is almost declared
00:49:09the dwarves massacred a group of elves in the tunnel
00:49:13what?
00:49:15who's me?
00:49:16our high priestess would never abandon us
00:49:18and leave us at the mercy of people who are missing
00:49:21yet she is taking advantage of the departure of the remaining strangers
00:49:26to flee with her bodyguard
00:49:28she trusts us
00:49:29she knows that together we can win this battle
00:49:32open your eyes
00:49:33open your eyes
00:49:34I know that you feel the absence of her being
00:49:36and of her hold on your mind
00:49:39oh it killed me
00:49:44I got bugged
00:49:46VR
00:49:51guess not
00:49:54interesting
00:49:57I've already been through here
00:49:59the only difference is the last time my ass was up in the air
00:50:03oh come on
00:50:05don't these raddash ever stop screaming
00:50:08what can those fucking elves be doing to them?
00:50:12you watch that?
00:50:15no
00:50:18it sautéed my ass
00:50:20can I throw sand at it?
00:50:27I thought you could before
00:50:32you can
00:50:33I just
00:50:34it's being glitchy and I had to switch from sand to sand
00:50:37hmm
00:50:56did I walk
00:50:58did I walk
00:50:59my ankle
00:51:00my foot barely touched the puddle
00:51:02yep
00:51:07you hurt him right?
00:51:08no what?
00:51:09maybe I should try shitting one out next time
00:51:23wow
00:51:28wow that worked out so well
00:51:30nothing
00:51:48I hate this area so much
00:51:53uh oh
00:51:54uh oh
00:52:03you kill me?
00:52:04let's make a deal
00:52:05you stop killing me
00:52:06what?
00:52:07and I won't tell anyone what you did with that apple pie
00:52:11eh
00:52:12I thought I was sick
00:52:21oh
00:52:24you
00:52:29those are very deadly
00:52:30I hate them
00:52:31I hate
00:52:32I hate
00:52:33I hate the radius
00:52:36and I hate that you can't see their radius
00:52:38they just start gurgling
00:52:39that's the best you get
00:52:43like a dirty shoot
00:52:44dirty foot
00:52:45motherfucker right there
00:52:46oh
00:52:49yuck
00:53:09oh
00:53:10wait
00:53:11I can just do this
00:53:13fault
00:53:15are you kidding me game remember when I killed him that way that way just yeah
00:53:27that thing right there to the right did it kill one um no where's the other one
00:53:35you'd got okay wait no it was just a shadow but yeah when I killed the guy on
00:53:42the left it literally killed me the last time your blood no threat here did that
00:53:54do anything this room will find I'm in a bad area
00:54:15I went into those I didn't realize we're done
00:54:25that looked really janky
00:54:45I can't have a trick what the fuck is wrong
00:54:53the government refused to mush the river of amber I can't believe this shit these dark elf
00:55:12bastards extract amber from the bodies of rack ash ah I drink that fucking amber
00:55:19no puking
00:55:42god it just kills me it's because they had the little sack right there
00:55:50oh it burst into little babies
00:55:53see watch I'm about to yuck the sack broke and got me
00:56:02oh they shouldn't have aggroed against you that's bullshit
00:56:11wait wait wait he bit wait did you see that now I'm tweaking he didn't even bite me he looked at me and I died through the the wall
00:56:35when I uninstall this game I'm gonna do it the smile
00:56:56for I love this game but it is rough
00:57:05yeah
00:57:05really it's already pissed off it's already pissed off
00:57:32it shot me in the hole
00:57:38we should write a story about me how I always seem to find myself in the shittiest situations
00:57:47how about the goblet and unexpectorated green or maybe sticks master of the shadows
00:57:56that was so dumb
00:58:06it's such a big fucking area
00:58:16come on game
00:58:28wait I'm so
00:58:34oh
00:58:34that's not what I wanted game
00:58:40that's what I wanted
00:58:41that's what I wanted game
00:58:57Jesus
00:58:58uh oh
00:59:03may every arm close upon him
00:59:06why
00:59:07why were they right there dude
00:59:12are you
00:59:24fuck this game
00:59:25what
00:59:30later your blood will flow
00:59:32later your blood will flow
00:59:36Oh, what?
00:59:53What?
00:59:54No.
00:59:55What?
00:59:56I did it on purpose.
00:59:59I was sick of that area.
01:00:01Cause she made me, I had to fall all the way back down.
01:00:05And so to get back up was going to take too long.
01:00:09It's not worth it.
01:00:10It's annoying.
01:00:11Especially when she's literally camping the area.
01:00:14Not dealing with that.
01:00:16I barely had any health anyways.
01:00:18Not dealing with her dumb ass.
01:00:20Wow.
01:00:21I still can't believe it.
01:00:22This whole damn diplomatic summit to organize the collection and slaughter of Rackash.
01:00:28Compared to these dark elf bastards, I look like a fucking saint.
01:00:32Okay.
01:00:39I just accidentally jumped onto this.
01:00:41I didn't see that I could climb up.
01:00:44It honestly looked like you were glitching out.
01:00:50Oh, I didn't think I was going to make it.
01:01:08I didn't think I was going to make it.
01:01:33Yeah, you're going to, you're going to like that white brother.
01:01:39Do I though?
01:01:41Yeah.
01:01:43Um, what the?
01:01:51What was that?
01:02:06Hey man, I tried to catch you.
01:02:09Why don't you just fucking go in?
01:02:13Whoa.
01:02:14I've never seen so much amber in my life.
01:02:18Even the world tree of Akarnash is nothing compared to me.
01:02:22This should be the happiest day of my life.
01:02:25Yet, the amber.
01:02:27The blood of Rackash.
01:02:29You fucking hells.
01:02:31That's it.
01:02:32I'm quitting that shit.
01:02:33Tomorrow.
01:02:34Did you crash again?
01:02:51No, I jumped down killing myself.
01:02:53Cause why am I going to go through all that again to get back up there?
01:02:56I saw.
01:02:57I just didn't feel like swamming him.
01:03:00Yeah.
01:03:01Okay.
01:03:02That was not made by anyone.
01:03:05Do not mock the power of Lissero.
01:03:07Blood.
01:03:08Aha!
01:03:09What was that shadow?
01:03:11The blade of Lissero will play you!
01:03:16Oh, that was a cheap shot.
01:03:19Did you see that?
01:03:21No.
01:03:23The lady downed the area through a throwing knife into me.
01:03:27Oh, the one from down the area got you?
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31Yeah.
01:03:32Just fucking one shot me with the throwing dagger like it was nothing.
01:03:38Yep.
01:03:39She stood right down there and just went whoop.
01:03:43No, please no.
01:03:59No, no, no.
01:04:01Oh fuck.
01:04:02Oh fuck.
01:04:03Oh fuck.
01:04:04Shit.
01:04:05Shit.
01:04:06The blade of Lissero will play you.
01:04:11No, no, no.
01:04:13There's a big dude.
01:04:14Uh oh.
01:04:19Did you make it?
01:04:21Yeah.
01:04:22What?
01:04:23Nothing.
01:04:23Where are you?
01:04:24I made it.
01:04:25It's a Valhalla.
01:04:28What?
01:04:29What?
01:04:30Nothing.
01:04:31Where are you?
01:04:32I made it.
01:04:33It's a Valhalla.
01:04:34What?
01:04:35What?
01:04:36What?
01:04:37Nothing.
01:04:38Where are you?
01:04:39I made it.
01:04:40It's a Valhalla.
01:04:41What?
01:04:42What?
01:04:43You don't trust-
01:04:44What?
01:04:45You don't trust-
01:04:47Oh.
01:04:48Oh.
01:04:49Oh.
01:04:50Oh.
01:04:51Oh.
01:04:52Oh.
01:04:53Oh.
01:04:54Oh.
01:04:55Oh.
01:04:56Oh.
01:04:57Oh.
01:04:58Oh.
01:04:59Oh.
01:05:00Oh.
01:05:01Oh.
01:05:02Oh.
01:05:03Oh.
01:05:04Oh.
01:05:05Oh.
01:05:28Oh.
01:05:29Oh.
01:05:30Man, we're in some real pretty shit now.
01:05:33Listen, I may be digitized, but I'm not stupid.
01:05:36What's your excuse?
01:05:40I tried to roll by the big dude.
01:05:42He punched me.
01:05:45Then beat the piss out of me.
01:05:48Alright.
01:05:49They have grenades.
01:05:51Why don't we get grenades?
01:05:53I don't know.
01:05:54I bet she took, like, an electric one.
01:06:00My game's doing a hard load.
01:06:30Um, all I can see is the tunnel.
01:06:36Wait, you're stuck up there?
01:06:38Shit.
01:06:39Nope.
01:06:40Can you hear me?
01:06:41Yeah.
01:06:41Oh, I paused it, and now there's no sound.
01:06:55So you can't spawn at all?
01:06:57Yeah, I'm stuck in the tunnel.
01:06:58Do you want me to die?
01:07:03Yeah, yeah.
01:07:04See what happens.
01:07:05Actually.
01:07:14Ordering a double pepperoni pizza with extra cheese.
01:07:17That was very glitchy.
01:07:19This game sucks at, like, being playable, dude.
01:07:27It's borderline.
01:07:30Mm-hmm.
01:07:31Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:42Oh.
01:07:43Did it freeze again?
01:07:45No.
01:07:45Oh, oh, oh.
01:07:46I'm good.
01:07:46I'm good.
01:07:48I fell off.
01:07:50No, don't say that.
01:07:52I fell off.
01:07:54No way.
01:08:08That's insanity.
01:08:09I looked away.
01:08:27Oh, oh, oh.
01:08:28He beat the fuck out of my call.
01:08:45No!
01:08:47Dude, no.
01:08:51He's tweakin'.
01:08:54Wait, we gotta place the bomb right there?
01:09:17They didn't step on that!
01:09:20Did the trap...
01:09:21I fell off!
01:09:24My trap didn't do anything!
01:09:29I think the big dude stepped on it and it just didn't hurt him!
01:09:40You're a bitch.
01:09:50Why didn't my trap do anything?
01:09:52What the fuck is this shit?
01:09:54What?
01:09:55What?
01:09:56What?
01:09:57What?
01:09:58What?
01:09:59What?
01:10:00What?
01:10:01What?
01:10:02What?
01:10:03What?
01:10:04What?
01:10:05What?
01:10:06What?
01:10:07What?
01:10:08What?
01:10:09What?
01:10:10What?
01:10:11What?
01:10:12What?
01:10:13What?
01:10:14What?
01:10:15What?
01:10:16What?
01:10:17What?
01:10:18What?
01:10:18What? What?
01:10:22Brother! Brother! Brother!
01:10:26You did that shit on purpose.
01:10:38If the game wasn't so clunky, I could have maybe gotten away.
01:10:42Like, even that is clunky as hell.
01:10:46I didn't see him behind you, I only saw the one.
01:10:50The chick?
01:10:52Yeah.
01:10:54Yeah. If only it was only her.
01:10:58Big dude makes you panic so much.
01:11:16How'd they go?
01:11:20Great.
01:11:22It was just a shadow.
01:11:24It was just a shadow.
01:11:26It was just a shadow.
01:11:28It was just a shadow.
01:11:30Just a shadow.
01:11:32I can't believe big guy is immune to my acid trap, dude.
01:11:38Yeah, that's...
01:11:40That's not cool.
01:11:42Like I said, I'm pretty sure I saw it go off.
01:11:44What's your turn?
01:11:46What's that move?
01:11:48What's that move?
01:11:50What's that?
01:11:52Shit.
01:11:54This is a shadow.
01:11:56You gotta run.
01:11:58You gotta run.
01:12:30I don't think that'll do shit, but I like to puke in it.
01:12:46Well, goddammit, of course that's part of their route.
01:12:56Wait, I don't want to talk about it.
01:13:03I don't want to talk about it.
01:13:10I don't want to talk about it.
01:13:22You know, it's funny, lockpick required for this door, I'm pretty sure the other day when
01:13:41we played, I found a lockpick.
01:13:44So, it's like I said, it cucks the person who is not the host.
01:13:51Good luck, you're a big bitch.
01:13:58Nope, nope.
01:14:05I wonder if the first game is this glitchy.
01:14:09I don't know.
01:14:11Because, you know, I'd like to beat that eventually too.
01:14:18Wow, that lady is blind.
01:14:33No, no, no.
01:14:48Oh, no!
01:14:50I'm so annoyed with myself.
01:14:53I was within jumping distance of the bomb place, but I had to try to backtrack because
01:15:00a stupid bug, the bee, started seeing me.
01:15:04Don't you love them?
01:15:07Motherfucker, dude.
01:15:09I was right there.
01:15:14Like I said, I love hate this game.
01:15:18Do I hear another fucking bug?
01:15:24Where is that?
01:15:26It was in the room with the bomb I got a place over here.
01:15:30God.
01:15:31There's two.
01:15:39Oh great.
01:15:52It's yours on the side of a cliff?
01:15:55No.
01:15:56Oh, okay.
01:15:58And there we go.
01:15:59The lab package is delivered.
01:16:02Should lead to some explosive discoveries.
01:16:05I got the bomb.
01:16:07Did you die?
01:16:08Yup.
01:16:09I'll wait for you to...
01:16:10There was something hiding here.
01:16:12Shut up.
01:16:13He might have fucked us, dude.
01:16:16That should be enough to shut down the tunnel.
01:16:25No more deliveries of goblins.
01:16:27That fucking shapeshifter might just start the fireworks without me.
01:16:31I gotta hurry if I don't want to miss the grand finale.
01:16:34Golly.
01:16:35Your nod will soon burn.
01:16:36Fear means that you're harmed.
01:16:37Fear means that you're harmed.
01:16:38How do I even...
01:16:39This jump won't kill me, will it not?
01:16:54You fucking...
01:16:55Whits.
01:16:56I thought I was being a little more stealthy than that.
01:17:11You're alive, right?
01:17:12Yup.
01:17:13Yeah.
01:17:14Yeah.
01:17:15Okay, I did survive it.
01:17:17You're alive, right?
01:17:18Yup.
01:17:19Yup.
01:17:20Yeah.
01:17:21Okay, I did survive it.
01:17:22Okay, I did survive it.
01:17:52Hmm.
01:17:53Hmm.
01:18:18Come to us.
01:18:19ınız flesh Thank you, angle 2, 6-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-7-7-7-7-8-8-7-7-8-10-8-8-7-7-8-8-6-7-7-7-8-7-7-8-7-7-8-7-8-9-9-8-7-8-7-8-8-7-11-8.
01:18:49Oh, that's a good one.
01:19:15Those bugs are just, they're insane, dude.
01:19:19Agreed.
01:19:30What the hell? Why is that guy running?
01:19:33He's a civilian.
01:19:49You ready?
01:19:56Yes?
01:20:00Yeah.
01:20:01Yeah.
01:20:04Yeah.
01:20:05Getting goblins to extract amber. How could Lissle even think of such a thing?
01:20:11Ah, what a waste of good amber. You fool. The amber is all you see. What I see is the liberation of my people. A new future begins.
01:20:23We completed it, wow. You got a higher mission completed score. You completed more of the mission apparently.
01:20:41Wait, mine was lower. Wasn't it just a second ago?
01:20:43890 versus 890?
01:20:44Wait, mine says 720. Oh, at the top I mean. It said mission completed. Yours was seven something. I could swear mine was six something.
01:20:51Yours is 720 for me.
01:20:53Yeah, it switched. I'm pretty sure it wasn't that. Mission nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:20:58Oh, yeah.
01:20:59Oh, yeah.
01:21:00Oh, yeah.
01:21:01Oh, yeah.
01:21:02Tweet release.
01:21:24Sweet release.
01:21:34This is so dumb how it's me always unspawned so you always have half health.
01:21:54Did you want to play more or done?
01:22:10We're probably done.
01:22:12Alright, alright.
01:22:14Did you want to do any of the chicken game?
01:22:18We don't have to.
01:22:20If it wasn't as late then yeah.
01:22:24That's fine.
01:22:38That has been saved.
01:22:40Alright, I'm leaving.
01:22:42That was a janky jank experience.
01:22:44So jank.
01:22:46So jank it makes me not want to play it.
01:22:54Can you hear me?
01:22:56Yeah.
01:23:02Can you hear me?
01:23:04Yeah.
01:23:06I like turned off all my like there was no signal to my computer.
01:23:10Weird.
01:23:12Yeah, what the fuck.
01:23:14I don't know if it was trying to go to sleep mode or what.
01:23:18That was strange.
01:23:20Well, I'm ending straight.
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