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00:01Are you ready, Kiddy Wings?
00:03Yes!
00:04Are you steady?
00:05Yes!
00:06Okay, sitting on your bottoms, ever so quiet for this little bit while I tinkle away on
00:10that little dolphin.
00:18Five, four, three, two...
00:30Three, four, five, six, seven, eight...
00:56It's eight o'clock, the hour I dread.
01:00That's when Mum says it's time for bed.
01:05No more TV or pulling sister's hair.
01:10Ow!
01:12Why can she stay up?
01:14It's just not fair.
01:17I've got to brush my teeth and wash my face.
01:23Yeah!
01:26And put each toy back in its place.
01:30Give Dad a hug and the dog a pat.
01:37Give Mum a kiss and stroke the cat.
01:42I've got so many jobs to do.
01:47I get muddled up.
01:49Oh, wouldn't you?
01:50Now let me see.
01:51Where was I?
01:53I've got to wash my teeth.
01:57And brush my face.
02:01Oh, ouch!
02:02And spread my toys all over the place.
02:09Give the dog a hug.
02:11Woof!
02:14And Dad a pat.
02:19Stroke my Mum.
02:21And Yuck.
02:24I'm not kissing the CAT.
02:27Woof!
04:06That's your bit.
04:09Have a go at it.
04:10Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:16Gee, you're clever.
04:16You know it already.
04:17Have a go at it.
04:18Here we go.
04:18Big breath.
04:20Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:25But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
04:28They've got a few ventriloquists among the grown-ups.
04:33Everybody in this time, you ready?
04:35Big breath.
04:37Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
04:42But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
04:44Brilliant.
04:45Count to a hundred or even just to ten.
04:51Roughy has vanished.
04:53He's fooled them all again.
04:56Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:00They can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:02They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:04But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:06Here comes your bit.
05:09Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:13But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:15And again.
05:16Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:20But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:23Where's Roughy Tufty?
05:25You hear the children call.
05:27At playing hide and seek, he's the finest of them all.
05:32Though the weather's fine and the day is fair.
05:36They can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:38They seek him here, they seek him there.
05:40But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:42Go for it.
05:43Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:47But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:48And again.
05:49Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
05:54But they can't find Roughy Tufty.
05:55Really quiet.
05:56Roughy Tufty runs around, plays hide and seek all through the town.
06:00But they can't find Rufty
06:02In a whisper
06:03Rufty-tufty runs around his eye
06:05And sink all through the tail
06:07They can't find Rufty-tufty
06:09Hop to neigh
06:13Me mum has gone away
06:14And she won't be back until the morning
06:18Ginny the witch went over the house
06:20To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:22And hop to neigh
06:23Me mum has gone away
06:25And she won't be back until the morning
06:28Ginny the witch went over the house
06:30To find the stick to lather the mouse
06:32And hop to neigh
06:33Me mum has gone away
06:35And she won't be back until the morning
06:38Cat's got the measles
06:47The measles
06:48The measles
06:49Cat's got the measles
06:51Whoops
06:51The measles got the cat
06:54And oh what about a caterpillar this time?
06:57Little Arabella Miller
07:01Had a hairy caterpillar
07:05First it crawled upon her mother
07:08Oh I say, do get it off me
07:11Then upon her baby brother
07:16Wah! Wah!
07:18They said, Arabella Miller
07:23Take away the caterpillar
07:27Now let's do that one again
07:28Are you ready?
07:29Little Arabella Miller
07:32Had a hairy caterpillar
07:36First it crawled upon her mother
07:40First it crawled upon her mother
07:40Oh yeah, do get it off me
07:43Then upon her baby brother
07:47What did she say?
07:48He say?
07:48Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:49Wah!
07:50Wah!
07:51They said, Arabella Miller
07:55Take away the caterpillar
08:00Hey, what about that cat one again?
08:02Cat's got the measles
08:04The measles, the measles, the measles
08:06Cat's got the measles
08:08The measles got the cat
08:10Meow!
08:14And hey, talking about cats
08:16Here's some cat's whiskers
08:18Here they come
08:22Meow
08:24Meow
08:26And oh, from the cat's whiskers
08:29I can make a bridge
08:31Here it comes
08:33A bridge
08:34Or a headband
08:36Or dad's undies
08:39There we go
08:43Lovely pair of long johns
08:45Can you see daddy's undies there?
08:47Sing a song of undies
08:49I should have washed last week
08:51They woke me up this morning
08:54And smacked me on the cheek
08:56Ow!
08:56I kicked them on the bottom
08:59And they ran across the lawn
09:03And then my doggy bit them
09:08So now my pants are torn
09:12I'll do that one again
09:15Sing a song of undies
09:18I should have washed last week
09:20They woke me up this morning
09:22And smacked me on the cheek
09:25Ow!
09:27I kicked them on the bottom
09:28And they ran across the lawn
09:33And then my doggy bit them
09:36So now my pants are torn
09:40And hey, this time
09:42A trick from the north of Australia
09:44This one's called the yam thief
09:46There's the farmer fast asleep
09:48And watch what happens
09:49The yam thief sneaks under his fence
09:51And steals a bag of yams
09:53And hides upon a tree
09:54And ties it to a rope
09:55Under the fence again
09:56Steals another bag of yams
09:58Hides upon a tree
09:58Ties it to a rope
09:59Under the fence again
10:01Steals another bag of yams
10:02Hides it upon a tree
10:03Ties it to a rope
10:04The farmer starts to wake up
10:06So the yam thief
10:06Quick as a flash
10:07Grabs one more bag of yams
10:08Hides it behind a tree
10:09Ties it to a rope
10:10The farmer wakes up
10:12Sees all his bags of yams
10:13Hidden behind the trees
10:14But he's too late
10:15You know what happens?
10:17The yam thief grabs the rope
10:18And disappears
10:19With all the yams
10:20I wonder if that farmer
10:23Was Old MacDonald
10:25Old MacDonald had a farm
10:29E-I-E-I-O
10:31And on that farm
10:34He had a kangaroo
10:35A kangaroo?
10:37It's an Australian farm
10:38Oh yeah?
10:38E-I-E-I-O
10:41Got some kangaroo paws
10:42Ready?
10:43With a bounce, bounce
10:45Here and a bounce, bounce
10:46There
10:46Here a bounce, there a bounce
10:48Everywhere a bounce, bounce
10:50Old MacDonald had a farm
10:52E-I-E-I-O
10:54And on that farm
10:57He had a wombat
10:59A wombat?
11:00That's what you play
11:01Wombat with
11:02You get your wombat
11:03And your womball
11:04And you play a game of wom
11:05Oh yeah?
11:06Ready?
11:06Here we go
11:07Sorry
11:12Old MacDonald had a farm
11:16E-I-E-I-O
11:18And on that farm
11:20He had an oyster
11:22A noyster?
11:24It's an oyster farm
11:25What do noysters do?
11:27Well, when the tide goes out
11:29They close everything up
11:30Like this
11:31Do you think you could do that?
11:34Oh yeah?
11:34With a
11:35Here and a
11:37There
11:38Here a
11:39There a
11:40Everywhere a
11:42Oh thank goodness
11:48The tide's back in again
11:49Old MacDonald had a farm
11:51E-I-E-I-I-O
11:53And on that farm
11:55He had a
11:56This one's a really scary one
11:58Anybody guess what it might be?
12:00He's got great big jaws
12:02A crocodile
12:04Got some crocodile jaws ready?
12:06With a snap snap here
12:09And a snap snap there
12:10Here a snap
12:11There a snap
12:12Everywhere a snap
12:13Did he get you?
12:16Yeah
12:16Where?
12:17In the billabong
12:18Oh, painful
12:20Old MacDonald had a farm
12:24E-I-E-I-O
12:27Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:32Merry, merry king of the bushes
12:35He
12:36Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh
12:39Kookaburra gay
12:40Your life must be
12:42And again
12:43Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
12:47Merry, merry king of the bushes
12:50He
12:51Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh
12:54Kookaburra gay
12:55Your life must be
12:57Hey, and what about some funny words?
12:59It's this one
12:59Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree
13:03Eating all the gumdrops he can see
13:07Stop, Kookaburra, stop
13:09Kookaburra leave some there for me
13:13I wonder if anybody knows my favourite one
13:15Do you happen to know the one about the electric wire?
13:17Yeah
13:18Oh, great
13:19Okay, here we go then
13:20You ready?
13:22Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:25Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:30Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:32Kookaburra hot, your tail must be
13:36Shall we do that one again?
13:37Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
13:42Jumping up and down with his pants on fire
13:46Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch
13:48Kookaburra hot, your tail must be
13:52Oh, well done
13:56It's a strange looking beast, isn't it?
14:04It's called a hurdy-gurdy
14:05I'd better strap it on to play it
14:07Push that button in there
14:09And I turn this handle
14:11Makes it sound a bit like the bagpipes
14:13You listen
14:14Sounds a bit like a wind-up Scotsman, doesn't it?
14:24And, oh, this time you could do some knee claps for us
14:27Can you do knee claps like that?
14:29That's pretty terrific
14:30Here we go
14:31Let's go
15:01BIRDS CHIRP
15:31Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
15:35Here comes another funny bit
15:36One for the monkey
15:38And one for the fox
15:41And one for the little boy with holes in his socks
15:46Do you think you could make a monkey?
15:50And what about a long nose for the fox?
15:54And don't forget to point at somebody with holes in their socks
15:56But don't point at me, will you?
15:58Uh oh, there are some tricky people out there
16:02Here we go
16:03Baa, baa, black sheep
16:05Have you any wool?
16:07Oh yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
16:10Got your monkeys ready?
16:11One for the monkey
16:13And one for the fox
16:16And one for the little boy with holes in his socks
16:22You're tricky
16:23And oh, what about Dad's motor car this time?
16:27Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:30Daddy bought a motor car
16:33Press the button, pull the choke
16:37Off we go in a cloud of smoke
16:41Twinkle, twinkle, little star
16:46Daddy bought a motor car
16:50Hey, did you hear that?
16:53I'll do that again
16:54Hang on a minute, he's fixing up
16:58I'll just fix it
16:59Be alright now, I'm good at fixing things
17:02Crumbs, I don't want a clown's car
17:06Don't want a police car either
17:16Okay, got it this time
17:20It'll be okay now
17:21I don't want a sad car either
17:27I'll tell you what
17:28Try your horn and see if it works any better than mine
17:31Crikey, I think you've got a Mack truck horn in your car
17:37Let's try that song again, you ready?
17:39Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:42Daddy bought a motor car
17:45Press the button, pull the choke
17:49Off we go in a cloud of smoke
17:52Twinkle, twinkle, little star
17:58Daddy bought a motor car
18:02And, oh, got those knee claps ready again?
18:06Oh, duh
18:36Wow, some good clappers out there
18:37And, hey, I've just thought of another trick
18:39This one I learnt off an old Japanese gentleman
18:42Got miles of string around here
18:44Let's see if I can do it for you
18:46I need a pink string
18:47And I need a blue string
18:49And what I'm going to do
18:50Is fold the blue string in half
18:52Can you see that short blue string
18:54Long pink one?
18:55Hey, how did that happen?
18:57I'll do that again
18:58Look, I fold the blue string
19:00Now I've got it
19:01There we go
19:01Hang on a minute
19:05I'll try one more time
19:06There it is
19:08Dear, oh dear
19:12That trick didn't seem to work
19:13I'd better try a different trick
19:14I'll tell you what
19:15I'll try tying my fingers up this time
19:17That should work
19:18Here we go
19:19No problems at all
19:21Got them all tied up
19:22Now there's no...
19:23Oh, not funny
19:27Okay, got them all tied up
19:29There's no way they can escape
19:31There's definitely no way they can...
19:32There's something strange about this
19:37Perhaps I'd better try tying somebody else up
19:39Is there somebody who'd like to be my helper?
19:41Who have we got?
19:42Down here, you can be my helper
19:44This lady here
19:45Here she comes, a brave helper
19:47Can you stick one hand up in the air?
19:50Straight up like that
19:51Okay, terrific
19:52And I'll tie you up
19:53Okay, here we go
19:54Put your hand through the middle there
19:56Got you
19:56But just to make sure I've got her
19:58I'd better tie her up again
19:59Straight up
20:01Hold that hand up in the air
20:02Now I've got her...
20:03Who are you waving to?
20:05I've got her twice
20:06There's no way she can get out of that
20:08Hey, how did you do that?
20:13Do that again
20:14Through the middle
20:15Got you
20:16But just to make sure
20:17Up through the middle hole again
20:19Now this time I...
20:20She's waving to somebody
20:21You don't wave to trees
20:23Trees wave to you
20:25Okay, there we go
20:26Now...
20:26I've definitely got her this time
20:29There's no way she can get out now
20:31Give her a big clap
20:35Well done
20:36And this time I'm going to make a cup and saucer
20:42Here we go
20:43There it is
20:45A cup and saucer
20:46And an Eiffel Tower
20:48Or a rocket
20:49And I need another helper now
20:52Who'd like to be my helper this time?
20:54Okay, down here you can be my helper
20:56Can you grab hold of that string there?
20:58Pull it down towards you
20:59And back up to me again
21:00Don't let go
21:01Down again
21:02Back again
21:03Down again
21:04Back again
21:04Just don't hit my nose
21:06Will you?
21:07Give her a big clap
21:08Well done
21:10Right, you can stop now
21:12And our ladies and gentlemen
21:17Arnold Schwarzenegger's coat hanger
21:20Ta-da
21:21And this time
21:24A sock
21:26Hanging out on a line to dry
21:29Can you see it?
21:32That's Dad's sock
21:33Sing a song of sock pong
21:36Dad's socks are on the line
21:39Now that they've been washed
21:41All my family's doing fine
21:44When I got up this morning
21:47The cat was turning green
21:49And the dog had on his gas mask
21:53A sight you should have seen
21:56And oh, hey, what about one more trick?
22:23I need one more helper here
22:25Who have we got?
22:27Down here
22:27The lady with the pink
22:28Oh, you could be
22:29If you like
22:30Here he comes
22:31Have you got two hands?
22:32You good at holding on to things?
22:35Okay, I'll give you a bit of string
22:36To hold on to
22:37With both of your hands
22:38Down the bottom there
22:40Can you hold on to that one
22:41With both hands?
22:41Grab hold of it
22:42Good boy
22:43And we'll make a man
22:44Climb up a tree
22:45Watch him climbing up the tree
22:46And when he gets to the top of the tree
22:50He picks a coconut
22:51You ready?
22:52Down the bottom there
22:52Here it comes
22:53Well done
22:56And hey
22:56Hang on a minute
22:57I can see a bear out there
22:59Shall we go on a bear hunt?
23:01You could sit down again now
23:02And we'll go hunting bears
23:04I need some people to go like this
23:07Can you all do that?
23:08Oh yeah
23:08And mums and dads as well
23:11We need some copycats to say
23:13We're going on a bear hunt
23:14Can you copy everything I say?
23:16Here we go
23:16We're going on a bear hunt
23:18We're going on a bear hunt
23:20We're going to catch a big one
23:22We're going to catch a big one
23:24I'm not scared
23:26I'm not scared
23:28What a beautiful day
23:29What a beautiful day
23:31Uh oh
23:32Uh oh
23:33Grass
23:34Grass
23:35Make some grass
23:36Long wavy grass
23:39Long wavy grass
23:40We can't go over it
23:42We can't go over it
23:44We can't go under it
23:46We can't go under it
23:48We'll have to go
23:50Through it
23:51Can you park the grass like this?
23:53Whoosh
23:54Whoosh
23:54Whoosh
23:55Very good
23:56Whoosh
23:56We're going on a bear hunt
23:58We're going on a bear hunt
24:00We're going to catch a big one
24:02We're going to catch a big one
24:04I'm not scared
24:05I'm not scared
24:07What a beautiful day
24:09What a beautiful day
24:10Uh oh
24:12Mud
24:13Mud
24:14Thick squelchy mud
24:16Thick squelchy mud
24:18We can't go over it
24:20We can't go over it
24:22We can't go under it
24:24We can't go under it
24:25We'll have to go
24:27Through it
24:29Can you make muddy noises?
24:30Yeah
24:30Oh no
24:34I'm stuck
24:36We're going on a bear hunt
24:43We're going on a bear hunt
24:45We're going to catch a big one
24:46We're going to catch a big one
24:48I'm not scared
24:50I'm not scared
24:52What a beautiful day
24:53What a beautiful day
24:55Uh oh
24:56Uh oh
24:57A cave
24:58A cave
24:58A cave
24:59A cave
25:00A dark gloomy cave
25:03A dark gloomy cave
25:05We can't go over it
25:07We can't go over it
25:09We can't go under it
25:11We can't go under it
25:13We'll have to go
25:14Through it
25:16We'll have to go through it
25:16Can you make this sound?
25:23We're going on a bear hunt
25:25We're going on a bear hunt
25:27We're going to catch a b-b-beak one
25:29We're going to catch a b-beak one
25:31I'm not scared
25:32I'm not scared
25:34Uh-oh
25:35Two black furry ears
25:38Two black furry ears
25:40One black wet nose
25:42One black wet nose
25:44Two sharp pointy teeth
25:46Two sharp pointy teeth
25:48It's a bear, quick, run back through the cave
25:49Quick, through the mud
25:52I like this bit
25:54Oh, no, not again, Ian
25:57Oh, yeah
25:58Keeps doing that
26:00Quick, through the long grass
26:01Quick, shut the gate before the bear gets you
26:06Up the garden path
26:08Open the door
26:10Close it
26:11Oops, hang on
26:13We didn't go through the door
26:14Quick, open it again
26:15Through the door
26:16Close it behind you
26:18Oh, thank goodness we got home in time
26:21Must be time for a nice cup of tea
26:23I reckon so too
26:24Got your teapots ready?
26:27I'm a little teapot
26:28Short and stout
26:30Here is my handle
26:32Here is my spout
26:33When it gets all steamed up
26:35Then I shall just
26:37Tip me over
26:39Pour me out
26:41Or
26:41I'm another teapot
26:43I'm another teapot
26:43I'm another teapot
26:43Short and stout
26:45Here is my handle
26:47Here is my handle
26:48Whoops
26:49Hang on
26:49Two handles?
26:51Silly me
26:52I must be a sugar bowl
26:53You're dead right
26:54And oh, this time
26:56What about a tube of toothpaste?
26:58I'm a tube of toothpaste
27:00On the shelf
27:02I get so lonely
27:05All by myself
27:07When it comes to night time
27:09Then I shall
27:11Just lift my lid off
27:13Squeeze me out
27:16And hey
27:17What about some robots this time?
27:19Can you be robots?
27:21I'm a little robot
27:22Short and square
27:24I have no toenails
27:27I have no hair
27:28If you want an answer to a sum
27:32Just press a button
27:35Out it comes
27:38Or some kangaroo paws
27:41Can you do that?
27:42I'm a kangaroo
27:43And I can hop
27:45I deliver parcels
27:47From the shop
27:48At delivering parcels
27:50I'm no slouch
27:52I put the big ones
27:54In my
27:55House
27:56Beautifully done
27:58And oh
27:59What about a wombat this time?
28:01You have to stick your tummies out
28:02For this one
28:02Because you've got to be
28:03Little wombats
28:04Round and fat
28:05I'm a little wombat
28:08Round and fat
28:09Dig a hole
28:10I dig big holes
28:12Just fancy that
28:14If you want a hole dug
28:16In your ground
28:18Just ring me up
28:19I'll come around
28:22And oh
28:24Hang on a minute
28:25It's raining
28:26Raining?
28:27Oh dear
28:28Oh yuck
28:29It's raining
28:30It's pouring
28:32The old man is snoring
28:35He bumped his head
28:37On the back of the bed
28:38And he couldn't get up
28:39In the morning
28:40It's raining
28:42It's pouring
28:44The old man is snoring
28:46He bumped his head
28:48On the back of the bed
28:49And he couldn't get up
28:51In the morning
28:52Rain, rain
28:56Go away
28:58Come again
28:59Another day
29:01All the children
29:02Want to play
29:04So come on
29:05Mother's washing day
29:07Hey it worked
29:31The rain stopped
29:32You can go outside again
29:33Splash
29:36Oh yuck
29:38I just fell in the wombat hole
29:40It's full of water
29:42A hole
29:43I am sitting in the middle
29:47Of a rather muddy puddle
29:49With my bottom full of bubbles
29:52And my gumboots full of mud
29:55While my stomach and my sweater
29:58Go on slowly getting wetter
30:01As I very slowly settle
30:04To the bottom of the mud
30:07And I find that what a person
30:09With a puddle round his middle
30:10Thinks of mostly in the muddle
30:13Is the muddiness of mud
30:17It's rained all night
30:23And the yard's still wet
30:24But I'll be okay mum
30:26Don't you fret
30:28I'll dodge that puddle
30:29And that big muddy pool
30:31And I'll still be dry
30:33When I get to school
30:35Then splat
30:36Sploosh
30:37Oh yuck
30:38No
30:39I'm covered in mud
30:41From head to toe
30:44Mum
30:45Mum
30:46Oh please believe me
30:48A big muddy puddle
30:49Hid behind a tree
30:51And as I went by
30:54It jumped right out
30:56And splooshed all over me
30:58Before I could shout
31:00You know what mum said
31:01Into the bath with you young man
31:05And scrub that mud off
31:07As quick as you can
31:09Don't forget your ears
31:11And that mark on your nose
31:14And a little bit of mud
31:16In between your toes
31:20Then on with your trousers
31:22And a clean new shirt
31:23And try to remember now
31:26No more dirt
31:28Well bye now mum
31:34I will take care
31:36I just had a look
31:37And that puddle's not there
31:39I'm through the gate
31:42And I'm down the street
31:43But I've scarcely gone
31:45More than fifteen feet
31:47When
31:48Splash
31:49Sploosh
31:50Oh yuck
31:52No
31:53I'm covered in mud
31:55From head to toe
31:58Mum
32:00Mum
32:01Oh please believe me
32:03A big muddy puddle
32:04Hid behind a tree
32:07And as I went by
32:10It jumped right out
32:12And splooshed all over me
32:15Before I could shout
32:17What did mum say
32:18Into the bath with you young man
32:23And scrub that mud off
32:25As quick as you can
32:27Don't forget your ears
32:30And that mark on your nose
32:33And a little bit of mud
32:36In between your toes
32:39Then
32:39On with your trousers
32:41And a clean new shirt
32:43And try to remember now
32:45No more dirt
32:48This time I'm ready
32:54When I go out of the gate
32:56I take three steps
32:58Then I stand and wait
33:01There's a gurgle and a glump
33:04From behind the tree
33:06And that muddy puddle
33:09Steps out at me
33:13Quick as a flash
33:15In my pockets I grope
33:17And pull from each
33:18A cake of soap
33:20Then splat
33:23Sploosh
33:24Oh yuck yes
33:26That big muddy puddle
33:28Got a shock I guess
33:30Cause both bars hit
33:33It went bubble
33:34Burp
33:37Splosh
33:39Splosh
33:39It's about time
33:41Somebody else
33:43Got a wash
33:44Hey somebody's left the bag down here
33:55Oh wow it's got a juggling ball in it
33:59Hey maybe I could do some juggling for you
34:01Here we go
34:02Knee juggling
34:03Do you like it
34:06No
34:06What's wrong
34:07Need another one
34:10Hang on we sort out two first
34:13Anybody know what you do with two balls
34:14Yes
34:15Oh like that
34:17Oh thank you very much
34:18It's not working very well
34:20Oh you've got to throw them
34:23Oh thank you
34:24Throw them
34:24No worries
34:25One at a time
34:28One at a time
34:29Oh
34:30No
34:31Oh and catch them
34:34Oh right
34:34Throw them and catch them
34:35Got it now
34:36Throw them
34:36No
34:37Oh they've got to change hands
34:40Oh right
34:41Throw them and catch them
34:42And they change hands
34:43Throw
34:44Still
34:45Oh they change hands in the air
34:48So I throw the yellow one up
34:49Where does it land
34:50In that
34:51And throw the green one up
34:53Where does it land
34:53Oh now I've got it
34:55Everybody nice and quiet
34:57Here we go
34:58You ready down this side
34:59Hey you're not supposed to laugh
35:03At this bit
35:04This is serious
35:05No laughing this time
35:06Everybody serious
35:07I'll try one more time
35:12No laughing
35:13Hey I did it
35:18Hey if I can do two
35:20Maybe I can do three
35:21Hang on let's get three sorted out first
35:25Ow
35:26Oh
35:27It's not funny
35:29Something prickled my finger
35:30Oh look what it is
35:32It's little Herbert the hedgehog
35:34Say g'day Herbert
35:35You want the proper introduction
35:39Oh all right then
35:41Ladles and jelly spoons
35:43Now
35:44Did I say something wrong
35:47Did I say something wrong
35:47Did I say something wrong
35:47Did I say something wrong
35:49Ladies
35:50Oh ladies
35:50Oh sorry
35:51Ladies and jelly men
35:54Ladies and gentlemen
35:59Oh sorry
36:00Ladies and gentlemen
36:02Poison girls
36:04Did I get it wrong again
36:08Boys
36:09Oh sorry
36:09Ladies and gentlemen
36:12Boys with curls
36:13Now
36:14Boys and girls
36:19Oh sorry
36:19Ladies and gentlemen
36:21Boys and girls
36:22May I present Herbert
36:23The world's only juggling hedgehog
36:24You ready Herb
36:25You want them to count to three
36:27Can you count to three
36:28One
36:29Two
36:30Three
36:31Not loud enough
36:33Can you do it louder
36:34One
36:35Two
36:36Three
36:37Oh crikey
36:38I wish I'd never asked
36:39Here we go
36:40Ouch
36:41Ouch
36:42Oh stop laughing
36:44It's not funny
36:45Ouch
36:45Ouch
36:46Oh Herbert
36:47You're a bit prickly
36:48For juggling with
36:49Can I swap you over
36:49For another ball
36:50Okay then
36:51Back in your little house
36:52Say bye Herbert
36:54Bye Herbert
36:55And oh
36:56There is indeed
36:57Another ball in here
36:58A red one
36:58Let's see if they bounce
37:00Hey the red one does
37:01The yellow one does
37:02The green
37:03Hey terrific
37:04I can do some bounce juggling
37:05I go up in the air first
37:07And then down on the ground
37:08There's bouncy juggling
37:11And back up in the air again
37:13And oh mums and dads
37:14If you want to learn to juggle four
37:16You have to learn this trick
37:17Two in one hand
37:18And two in the other
37:20Only one minor problem
37:21You've got to be able to do it
37:23In both hands at once
37:24And I can't
37:25But he did help me with this trick
37:26Here's the cheats way
37:28Of juggling three
37:28Or this one
37:32One up the middle
37:33Whee
37:34Whee
37:35Or one over the top
37:37Whee
37:37Whee
37:38Other side
37:39Whee
37:40Whee
37:41Both sides at once
37:43Whee
37:43Whee
37:44Whee
37:44Whee
37:45Whee
37:45Hey that reminds me of a song
37:47When I was a wee wee tot
37:51That means a very small baby
37:56A wee wee tot
37:57Mum put me on my wee wee pot
38:01That means exactly what you thought it meant
38:06To see if I would wee or not
38:11But to wee wee I would not
38:16Wee wee
38:18Wee wee
38:18That's your bit
38:20Wee wee
38:21Wee wee
38:22Because to wee wee I would not
38:27Mum took me from my wee wee pot
38:31She put me in my wee wee cot
38:36And then I wee wee quite a lot
38:42Wee wee
38:43Wee wee
38:45Wee wee
38:46Wee wee
38:48Wee wee
38:49And oh that little song's from Scotland
39:00And so is this one
39:01This is the theme song of the Granny Preservation Society
39:05It's called
39:06You Canny Shove Your Granny Off a Bus
39:09Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:14Bush bush
39:15Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:18Bush bush
39:19Oh you canny shove your granny
39:21Cause she's your mummy's mummy
39:23Oh you canny shove your granny off a bus
39:26Bush bush
39:27Singing
39:29I, I, yippie, yippie, I
39:32All together
39:33Singing
39:34I, I, yippie, yippie, I
39:36Singing
39:37I, I, yippie, yippie, I, I
39:40Yippie, yippie, I, I
39:42Yippie, yippie, I
39:44Well we'll all go round to see her after school
39:47Hi granny
39:48We'll all go round to see her after school
39:51Hi granny
39:52We'll all go round to see her
39:55We'll all go round to see her
39:56We'll all go round to see her after school
39:59Hi, Granny!
40:01Push, push!
40:02You got the idea!
40:04Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
40:08Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
40:12Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
40:16Yippy, yippy, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
40:19Hey, anybody like ice cream here?
40:22Yeah!
40:23Oh, me too
40:25This time you go yum yum when she gives you the ice cream
40:30Are you ready?
40:32Yum yum
40:33Well, she'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:38Yum yum
40:40She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:42Yum yum
40:43She'll give us lots of ice cream
40:46Dirty flavoured ice cream
40:47She'll give us lots of ice cream when we go
40:50Yum yum
40:51Hi, Granny!
40:52Push, push!
40:54Push!
40:54Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
40:59Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
41:03Singing, aye, aye, yippy, yippy, aye
41:06I wonder if you could do a slurp this time
41:13Do you know how to slurp?
41:14Do you know how to slurp?
41:15Well, you can't eat your custard with a fork
41:20You can't eat your custard with a fork
41:24You can't eat your custard
41:27You can't eat your custard
41:29You can't eat your custard with a fork
41:31Yum yum
41:33Hi, Granny!
41:34Push, push!
41:36Singing I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:40Singing I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:44Singing I, I, Yippie, Yippie, I, I
41:48Yippie, Yippie, I, Yippie, Yippie, I
41:51And I think this last verse is for the mums
41:54You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:00You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:05Push, push, you can shove your other granny
42:09Cause she's your daddy's mummy
42:12You can shove your other granny up a bus
42:16Push, push, yum, yum
42:19Hi, granny, push, push
42:22Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:27Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:30Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:34Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie
42:37And again
42:37Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:41Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:44Singing, aye, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:47Yippie, yippie, aye, yippie, yippie, aye
42:51Yippie, aye
42:52And hey, this time, a song about a very strange camel
43:01How many humps did she have?
43:04Her name was Alice
43:06Alice the camel had five humps
43:10Alice the camel has five humps
43:13Alice the camel has five humps
43:16So go Alice, go
43:19Boom, boom, boom
43:21How many humps has she got this time?
43:23Four
43:23You make four humps there
43:25Alice the camel has four humps
43:28Alice the camel has four humps
43:32Alice the camel has four humps
43:35So go Alice, go
43:38Boom, boom, boom
43:39How many this time?
43:41Three
43:41Alice the camel has three humps
43:46Alice the camel has three humps
43:49Alice the camel has three humps
43:52So go Alice, go
43:55Boom, boom, boom
43:56How many this time?
43:58Two
43:58Oh that sounds a bit normal
44:00Alice the camel has two humps
44:03Alice the camel has two humps
44:07Alice the camel has two humps
44:10So go Alice, go
44:12Boom, boom, boom
44:14How many this time?
44:16One
44:16Only one, she must be a dromedary
44:19Here we go
44:20Alice the camel has one humps
44:23Alice the camel has one humps
44:27Alice the camel has one humps
44:30So go Alice, go
44:33Boom, boom, boom
44:34How many this time?
44:36No
44:36No humps
44:38So here we go then
44:39Alice the camel has no humps
44:42Alice the camel has no humps
44:46Alice the camel has no humps
44:49Because Alice is a
44:51Hot horse
44:52A horse
44:53Thank goodness you knew that
44:55And oh, a special song this time
44:58All about a bloke called Dr. Nickerbocka
45:01Oh you know that one
45:04Oh great, here we go then
45:06Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
45:10Number nine
45:11He likes to dance and he keeps in time
45:15Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:18Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:21Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:25One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
45:31Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
45:35Number nine
45:36He likes to dance and he keeps in time
45:40Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
45:42Boom, boom
45:43Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
45:46Boom, boom
45:47Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
45:50Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
45:53Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
45:57One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
46:03Dr. Nickerbocka, Nickerbocka
46:07Number nine
46:08He likes to dance and he keeps in time
46:11Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
46:14Hang on a minute
46:15Last time I did this first
46:17Somebody went woo-woo in the audience
46:19Woo-woo? Yeah
46:20I have to wiggle my bottom
46:21You won't go woo-woo, will you?
46:24Oh, that's a relief
46:26Nice audience, this one
46:27They won't do it, Ian
46:28It's all right
46:29Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:32Woo-woo!
46:35I thought I heard something
46:37I thought I did
46:38Maybe it was our imagination
46:39We'll be all right
46:40Now let's get the rhythm of the hips
46:44Woo-woo!
46:45I think my imagination's getting louder
46:49Now we've got the rhythm of the hips
46:54Woo-woo!
46:57Very funny
46:58I'm so embarrassed
47:00I don't know where to put my bottom
47:01Now let's get the rhythm of the feet
47:06Boom-boom
47:07Now we've got the rhythm of the feet
47:09Boom-boom
47:10Now let's get the rhythm of the hands
47:13Now we've got the rhythm of the hands
47:16Now let's get the rhythm of the number nine
47:20Last time
47:21One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine
47:26Dr. Nicobalka, Nicobalka
47:30Oh wow, hey, thanks for having us at a concert
47:43Oh, I'll say that again
47:44Hey, thanks for having us at...
47:46Thanks for...
47:47Hang on a second
47:49Thanks for having us at your concert
47:52No
47:52Thanks for...
47:54Oh, thanks for having us at my concert
48:00Oh, I got it right now
48:03Hey, thanks for coming to the concert
48:05It's been absolutely fabulous having you here
48:08What a lovely audience
48:09And oh, got your clapping hands ready
48:12We might finish with one last clapping song
48:15Got your clapping hands ready
48:16And we'll go with a big one
48:18Here we go
48:19Here we go
48:49It's got elephants inside it
49:16Goodness, Grace and me
49:17I think we'd better try that ending again
49:19You got your hands ready again?
49:20Oh, thank you for coming
49:42Bye everybody
49:43Bye
49:44Bye bye
49:45Bye bye
49:47Hey
49:47Where's Rufty Tufty?
49:49You hear the children call
49:51At playing hide and seek
49:53He's the finest of them all
49:55Though the weather's fine and the day is fair
49:58They can't find Rufty Tufty
50:00They seek him here, they seek him there
50:02But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:04Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:07Hide and seek all through the town
50:09But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:11Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:13Hide and seek all through the town
50:15But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:17Rufty Tufty
50:30Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:33Hide and seek all through the town
50:34But they can't find Rufty Tufty
50:36Rufty Tufty runs around place
50:39Hide and seek all through the town
50:41But they can't find Rufty Tufty
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