Step into a playful world of historical parody as Southern Whispers of Mischief delivers clever humor, exaggerated characters, and light-hearted chaos. This classic comedy spoof reimagines Southern tales with slapstick charm and witty twists that keep the laughs coming from start to finish. Perfect for fans of vintage parodies, old-school comedy shorts, and retro humor with a mischievous touch.
00:39Nestled in the shade of the stately magnolia trees
00:42stands the proud mansion of Colonel O'Hare Oil.
00:49Here, sitting on his broad veranda,
00:52we find the Colonel,
00:53a true Southern blueblood.
00:55The Colonel is the owner of Rich Tobacco Plantation.
01:05Tell us about your tobacco.
01:06Adjacent to his mansion
01:16are the Colonel's vast and prosperous cotton fields,
01:20the envy of all the South.
01:22Gone are the days
01:26when my heart was young and gay.
01:31Gone are my friends
01:34from the cotton fields away.
01:39Gone from the earth
01:42to a better land I know.
01:46The Colonel also had a daughter,
02:00Crimson O'Hare Oil.
02:01Crimson was born with a silver spoon in her mouth.
02:05Crimson, Yeti put λ§μ΄open her hand in a special yarn.
02:18Today I want to look my best.
02:19Hurry, hurry, Toppy.
02:21Today I want to look my best.
02:21Your shirt is look scrumptious, Mrs.
02:23But in spite of these offers of fame and riches, and of all the suitors who sought her hand, no suitor suited her, for Crimson had eyes for only one, that chivalrous, that hard-riding, square-shooting, soldier of fortune, Ned Cutler.
02:46Oh, well.
02:46Whoa!
02:58Yeah, hold my horse, son.
03:00I'll be right back.
03:12Crimson, I-I come to ask you...
03:15Yes.
03:16Yes, go on.
03:17If you, uh...
03:18Yes.
03:19Yes.
03:20Well, I know I'm irresponsible, but...
03:22Yes.
03:23Go on, Ned.
03:24Say it.
03:25Well, could you, would you, uh...
03:27Yes.
03:32Then came the war.
03:45My country calls.
03:46I must join my regiment and throw the flag.
03:50My hero.
03:56Hey, mister.
03:57You forgot your horse.
04:00Goodbye, Ned.
04:02I'll be waiting for you.
04:04I'll burn a light in the window.
04:06I'll burn a light in the window.
04:07Then, I suppose you'll all know why you're here.
04:16Men, I suppose you all know why you're here.
04:33We've got a big battle on our hands today.
04:37They're pitching Stoneball Jackson against us.
04:40A southpaw.
04:41Remember, this is no setup.
04:44Now, if we win this one, we get to meet the south in the cotton ball.
04:48Now, I want you to get out there and dip!
05:14All wires down from Richmond, Major.
05:25That's good, that's good, good.
05:27Oh, no, no, no, that's terrible, terrible, terrible.
05:29Just a minute, just a minute.
05:30Kentucky's coming through clear.
05:32Fine, fine, very fine, that's fine.
05:34It's Johnstown by two lengths.
05:37Marvelous, marvelous.
05:38No, no, that's terrible, terrible.
05:39That ruins my parley.
05:41That's not so good, is it?
05:41No, no, terrible, terrible.
06:03Good morning, folks.
06:04This is your news reporter bringing you the newsflashers from the front.
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