00:21Once upon a time, there was a happy little city, and around this little city was a gleaming
00:28wall of strong white pillars just like your teeth. The beautiful white wall sparkled and
00:35glistened in the sunlight. Now this wall was guarded by a little watchman named
00:41Winky. Winky was not as wide awake as a good little watchman should be. No, Winky was a
00:48little careless. I guard my wall both night and day. All is well, all is well. Trouble never comes my
01:05way.
01:05All is well, all is well. The big trouble that I can't see. Trouble never troubles me.
01:21All is well, all is well. All is well, you see.
01:45Yes, Winky was careless. Winky had not noticed the baddens. Now where there are some baddens,
01:53there are always more baddens. And more. And more. Indeed, the woods were full of baddens. And the wall was
02:09full of baddens.
02:11Yes, full of baddens. Especially, right under careless little weakness.
02:21We're bad, bad, it's never, never good
02:24Don't like nothing, don't be very good
02:28We cross the road and save you though
02:32Cause we're bad, bad, bad, everywhere we go
02:38We're bad, bad, it's never, never good
02:41Don't like nothing, don't be very good
02:45We cross the road and pain, you know
02:49Cause we're bad, bad, bad, everywhere we go
02:55We're bad, bad, it's never, never good
02:58Don't like nothing, don't be very good
03:02We cause trouble and pain, you know
03:07Cause we're bad, bad, bad, everywhere we go
03:26Whoa
03:27Ha, ha, ha
03:28Ow
03:29Let's go!
04:10Let's go!
04:36Let's go!
04:37Let's go!
05:18Let's go!
05:48Let's go!
06:06Let's go!
06:09Let's go!
06:09Let's go!
06:10Let's go!
06:11Let's go!
06:12Let's go!
06:14Let's go!
06:15Let's go!
06:43Let's go!
06:48Let's go!
07:02Let's go!
07:04Let's go!
07:06Let's go!
07:18Let's go!
07:24Let's go!
07:34Let's go!
07:41Let's go!
07:48Let's go!
07:54Let's go!
07:54Let's go!
08:19Let's go!
08:27Let's go!
08:29Let's go!
08:40Let's go!
08:43Let's go!
08:45Let's go!
08:47Let's go!
09:03Let's go!
09:05Let's go!
09:09Let's go!
09:10Let's go!
09:25Let's go!
09:26Let's go!
09:34Let's go!
09:46Let's go!
09:48Let's go!
09:49Let's go!
09:54Let's go!
10:00And if the cat comes,
10:03give us a whistle like this!
10:24Hot water!
10:35at the sky coming!
10:36I saw a terrace,
10:37Let's go!
10:37destac
10:37Good!
10:43You're not here!
10:46You're not here!
10:47You're not here!
10:47You're not here!
10:48You're not he!
10:54The cat!
11:18The cat!
11:22Uh-huh!
11:24Eating my food!
11:25Yeah!
11:27Caught you red-handed!
11:28Yeah!
11:30Well, that's the last straw!
11:36Give me a home and what do you do?
11:38You eat it!
11:40Now get it!
11:50Oh, pussycat always in my share.
11:53Good for nothing, lazy old cat.
11:55Old cat, lazy.
11:56Good for nothing, old lazy cat.
12:14La-a-la-la-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la-la.
12:18Every morning, every evening, hey, we got fun.
12:22Jams and jellies fill our bellies, oh boy, some fun.
12:26The cat's away boys, we haven't a care.
12:30The old man's sleeping, sleeping in his easy chair.
12:37Slice tomatoes, sweet potatoes, ain't we got fun
12:41In the bread box, eatin' hammocks, oh boy, what fun
12:45The place is ours, gang, there's lots of food and lots of time too
12:49Time's flingin' up, laugh out, not in, time's flingin', let's get together
12:53Whoa, baby, whoa, ain't we got fun, yeah
13:19Kitty Kitty, you nice kitty
13:21I thought it was you eating me out of house and home
13:24I didn't know it was those pesky old mice
13:27Please come back, read me these old mice
13:31Have a heart, I was only foolin'
13:35See, the old cat's not comin' back
13:38You are a pretty cat, you are a pretty cat
13:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
13:54The cat
13:57The cat
13:59The cat
14:01The cat
14:02The cat
14:03The cat
14:03The cat
14:24There's nothing like a good old easy chair
14:27When the body's tired
14:47I ain't such a mean old man after all, am I?
14:53The cat
14:54The cat
14:54The cat
14:54The cat
15:22Yes, sir, Emily, those were the good old days.
15:25The gay 90s.
15:29Look at these hats.
15:32This one looks like a vegetable stand.
15:55And here's the old Penny Arcade.
16:01Say, that was considered daring entertainment in those days.
16:17And there's Roger St. Clair, the snake.
16:22I'll never forget that afternoon 40 years ago.
16:26We were on a picnic.
16:37Ah, what a dainty morsel.
16:41Indeed.
16:52Oh, my prissy-dub, fly with me to the city.
17:00Gorgeous gowns will be yours.
17:05Curses.
17:06I'll cover you with diamonds and pearls.
17:09How dare you, you cat?
17:12I love only Harold.
17:17I'll have to resort to more forceful lemons.
17:24Roger St. Clair wants, Roger St. Clair takes.
17:30Unhand me, you beast.
17:32Let me go.
17:33Let me go.
17:34Help!
17:35Help!
17:36Help!
17:36Help!
18:02He that is down need hear no pause.
18:05He that is down need hear no pause.
18:06He that is down need hear no pause.
18:24Have you seen my Emily?
18:28Who? That gal?
18:30Ah, go on, I'd push better dames than dad off the boat.
18:40The soul that suffers is stronger than the soul that rejoices.
18:46Just an ivy-covered cottage with a brooklet running near.
18:52Just an aged couple seated in the door.
18:57Sadly thinking on their parade through their hearts never dear.
19:02In wounded pride she left them years before.
19:08All is not gold that glitters, all is not pure that shines.
19:18Follow your father's deeds, and happiness will be thine, will be thine.
19:26Flowers may seek your favor, most of their wealth untold.
19:36But all through your life remember, child, all that glitters is not gold.
19:49Call your father.
19:50Emily!
19:54Paral!
20:00Percels!
20:04What the heart has once owned, it shall never lose.
20:20Be mine, gal. There is yet time.
20:24No! No! No!
20:28Then in just a moment, that pretty little head of yours will be bouncing along the rails.
20:41Run, you big solid buster. Run!
20:49He only is exempt from failure, who makes no effort.
21:05Emily!
21:06I'm the one!
21:13You too!
21:16No!
21:16No!
21:18No!
21:19No!
21:21No!
21:41Keep cool and you command everything.
21:57Yep, Emily, 40 years now since we got rid of that unscrupulous girl.
22:03I wonder what ever became of this down girl.
22:09Pardon the intrusion, but a St. Clair never gives up.
22:15Carol, help!
22:18I'm coming, I'm coming, throw my head in the mirror.
22:51Man or mouse?
22:52I'll show them.
22:53I'll be a fighter.
22:55I'll be a real man.
23:06Here you be, Johnny.
23:08That's your fast service.
23:10Would have been here sooner.
23:12I say I would have been here sooner, but the bridge was out.
23:15Entirely gone.
23:17I say it ain't there no more.
23:18It was washed now.
23:20Okay, Pop.
23:22Well, we can't please everybody.
23:24Hey!
23:24Do that, baby!
23:29Gimme see now.
23:30Boxing gloves, punching bag, gun belt.
23:32Huh!
23:33All sorts of things and stuff.
23:48Now, the first thing you must do is to strike the correct fighting pose.
23:53Head back and chest out.
23:55I said chest out!
23:58Now, take a deep breath, and...
24:01Oh...
24:02Pardon me.
24:03Someone's on the phone.
24:06Now, let's proceed.
24:08Jab with your left, then your right.
24:10Left, right, faster, right, left, right, faster, right, let's right, left, right, left, right, left, right, right, right, left, right.
24:17Stick in your tongue.
24:19There's people looking at you.
24:22That's better.
24:22Now let's punch the bag a bit.
24:27First, strike the bag sharply with the right hand.
24:33Whoops!
24:36That's no position for a champ.
24:38Ups-a-daisy.
24:40Let's try it again.
24:42Ready?
24:43One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
24:46That's the boy.
24:48That'll be all for today.
24:51I said that'll be all for today.
24:55Stop punching that bag!
25:00For the fourth and final lesson, we'll do a little boxing.
25:03Ready?
25:04One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, jab, dub, jab, dub, dub, jab.
25:08What if I dub, jab, jab, dub, what if I dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub, dub.
25:11Nice going.
25:12And that concludes your boxing instruction.
25:16And here's your diploma.
25:18It's amazing!
25:24I'm a professional prize fighter.
25:26I can't get over it.
25:45Ladies and gentlemen, in this corner, the champion of the world, Biff Stuehl!
25:54Come on, Danny!
25:57Come on, Danny!
25:59Come on, Danny!
25:59Come on, Danny!
26:01Come on, Danny!
26:04And in this corner, the challenger of six and seven age.
26:15Boy, what a physique.
26:21You can have it.
26:48There goes the bell. Fly into him. Fly into him.
26:59It's unbelievable.
27:19Come, come, remember. You're fighting for dear old Acme.
27:25Boys are out in the middle of the lane. Start spying around.
27:27Shooter right and left in the middle of the back.
27:28Referee comes, taps the boys in the back.
27:29Now the boys ball are back.
27:29Now they're getting back in the square.
27:30They're starting around the clinch.
27:31They're doing the big Apple Suzuki.
27:32Nice work if you can get it.
27:32Trying hard to live at that spot.
27:33The leg of that blow.
27:33You need money in your car. Paid for an actor.
27:58Imagine meeting you here.
28:00Small world after all, isn't it?
28:17I don't want to fight anymore.
28:23Where do you think you're going?
28:29Whoa!
28:53I'm through with this. I don't want to fight no more.
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