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00:00Before there was anything, there was chaos.
00:07All it took was the collision of a couple of atoms to change everything.
00:13If you ask me, creation's pretty destructive.
00:16And it's happening all the time, so brace yourself for impact.
00:30Hi.
00:44Byron, where the fuck are you?
00:46I'm at Swanford.
00:47You must think I fell off a fucking Christmas tree.
00:49Get home now, do you hear me?
00:51Oi!
01:00Oh, well, look, there's plenty more Dick than Missy, you know.
01:06Besides, he sounds more trouble than his bloody word.
01:09But anyway...
01:10Must be why I like him so much.
01:12I'm always in trouble, mate.
01:15Hey-up!
01:17Baby!
01:18This is Dirty Damien.
01:20You all right?
01:21Dickie Nicker, a.k.a. Missy's Midlands 1998.
01:24And Peter.
01:25Hello.
01:26Everyone, this is...
01:30Byron.
01:31Mike.
01:32Lord.
01:33Byron.
01:34And she's heartbroken.
01:37So be nice, all right?
01:38What's the little chicken like you doing art all alone?
01:42Stick your tongue back in your head, Pete.
01:44And being friendly.
01:45You're being adults.
01:46I'm nearly 18.
01:48Oh, she's been serious.
01:50Yeah, no, yeah, of course you are.
01:52Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:53Don't worry, babe.
01:54We're used to waves and strays.
01:55And you're definitely a wave.
01:57Oh, she is.
01:59Who?
02:00The final member of the Ballin Divas project.
02:02Sasha, this is Byron.
02:04We need to go.
02:05Now.
02:06You what?
02:07Why?
02:08Tony the Skank has gone fucking mental.
02:10About what?
02:11Oh, I don't know.
02:12He was just in the toilets and he's just lost his shit.
02:14We were doing not any fucking wishes we were.
02:18Fuck.
02:19Right, can we just go?
02:20Please?
02:21Always drama with you, girl.
02:22Let's go.
02:23Don't worry, I'll look after you.
02:25Will you fuck?
02:26Come on.
02:31Hi, Tony.
02:32My God.
02:33Mental.
02:34Fucking mental bastard is me.
02:35What?
02:36Set him off, anyway?
02:37Oh, he's tapped, isn't he?
02:38Thought I'd nicked his gear.
02:39Well, did you?
02:40Why does everyone always think the way I stopped me?
02:41Well, that's a fucking silly question, babe.
02:42Bruce and the Pug.
02:43I'm what?
02:44Oh, hey, O'Bli.
02:45Oh, hey, I'm so happy.
02:46Oh, my God.
02:47Mental.
02:48Fucking mental bastard is me.
02:49What?
02:50Say him off, anyway?
02:51Oh, he's tapped, isn't he?
02:52Thought I'd nicked his gear.
02:53Well, did you?
02:54Why does everyone always think the way I stopped me?
02:55Well, that's a fucking silly question, babe.
02:57Bruce and the Pug.
02:58You're excited.
03:00Hey, there's a queue.
03:03Hey, there's a queue.
03:09I'm what?
03:10Oh, hey, up, Liam.
03:12Hi, what's going on?
03:13What are you saying?
03:14How's your mate got a problem?
03:19No, he was just messing around.
03:23I know you.
03:25Not hanging around Boggs tonight.
03:27No, obviously not.
03:29Obviously not.
03:38What are you seeing, yeah?
03:44How do you know Liam Murphy?
03:48I don't.
03:49I just met him once.
03:51At work.
03:53For a dick I'd done as well.
03:55I didn't know that one.
03:56You hadn't shagged him, have you?
03:58Are you mad?
03:59I think Sash would rip my face off if I looked at him.
04:04Oh, I'm starving.
04:05Oh, finally.
04:06What did you get?
04:07Chips.
04:08Chips.
04:09Help yourself.
04:10Cheaps game.
04:11So Byron, what did you do for work?
04:14Just, like, customer services.
04:17Oh.
04:18Very well, does it?
04:20Yeah.
04:21It's like a, like a five or an hour.
04:24Take three hours to cook up, does it?
04:27That was subtle as a bloody house fire.
04:30Yeah, Liam told us.
04:31I think you should stick to your own ends.
04:33I don't want any clients thinking they can get it cheaper off you.
04:37You're a prostitute?
04:38Um, no.
04:39I work in a call centre, thank you very much.
04:43I am.
04:44Dad's just a slag.
04:46So, um, do you do anal?
04:48Or are you, like, saving yourself for someone special?
04:50Look, I'm not a virgin.
04:51Me and my boyfriend match.
04:52Ex-boyfriend.
04:53Oi!
04:54Just saying, he said he was dumped.
04:55Yeah, well, not officially, so...
04:57What, are you waiting for a certificate or something?
04:59I'm Sash.
05:00Uh, girls, I'll be back in a minute, yeah?
05:06Huh?
05:07You're getting more food?
05:08Yeah.
05:09You are.
05:10Oh!
05:11Uh, get in, girl!
05:13Today, on it again.
05:16You guys go the same way.
05:18So, what's your plan now, Byron?
05:20I don't know, I guess.
05:21I guess I'll just text him.
05:23Or maybe I'll wait for him to text me, because I don't want to see him.
05:25Oh, you have got it bad.
05:27No, I meant tonight.
05:30Do you wanna come with us?
05:33Where?
05:37Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:40You're gonna say no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:42You're gonna say no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:45What are you doing?
05:46I had a big house.
05:47I had a big house.
05:48I had a big house.
05:49I didn't want a wine, no, I had a cut.
05:50No, but even Diane would have...
05:51Oh my God, girls, look.
05:52Oh my God!
05:53Oh my God, girls!
05:54Oh my God!
05:55Oh my God!
05:56Come on, girls, get yours!
05:58I can't do this!
06:20Absolutely not.
06:23Oh, go on. You never know what I might get up to if I'm sloshed.
06:26You're hurting in my wardrobe. If this there is anything to go by.
06:37I mean, it'd be great if someone actually had something there, wouldn't it?
06:40I thought you said you never nicked out.
06:42Innit? I never nicked him.
06:44I took him in payments and stuck him up.
06:47And there's plenty more where that came from.
06:49Oh, well.
06:50Do you know he cries to his mum when he comes?
06:52Oh, but that's kind of sad.
06:53Yeah.
06:54It'll come for you one day.
06:56Being a deceitful bitch.
06:59Hey, Romeo.
07:00What about you?
07:02Oh, you have done pills before, ain't ya?
07:05Yeah.
07:07Of course.
07:08Oh.
07:09Oh.
07:10And I'm Juliette, bitch.
07:11Oh, Jesus.
07:12I'll see you next time.
07:13Oh, man.
07:17Oh.
07:18You're you, Julie.
07:19And I'm Juliette, bitch.
07:22Oh, Jesus.
07:23I'll see you next time.
07:24Yeah.
07:26You're so.
07:30Oh
07:44We are so fucking bread
07:49Real
07:51And you don't know what he's missing there
07:55Fucking max
08:00Oh
08:10Oh my god, babe
08:12Look at your fucking eyes
08:14Oh my god, babe, look at your eyes
08:16Oh my god
08:18Oh my god
08:20It'll do that to you, babe
08:22Shit
08:24Oh, fuck
08:26Oh my god
08:40Airport, please
08:41Mom?
08:42Bye, Baron
08:44Hey
08:46Come on, pal
08:48Hey
08:50Come on, pal
08:52Fuck
08:54Whoa, whoa, we nearly had you there
08:56Nearly had you there
08:58That's it, that's it, that's it
09:00Right, you ready? Your turn, go
09:02How you having a lad?
09:04I'm not a lad
09:06That's right, you're a big man, aren't you?
09:08No
09:10No
09:12No
09:13No
09:14No, I'm not a lad
09:15I'm not a lad
09:18That's right, you're a big man, aren't you?
09:21No
09:26No, I know I'm pleased
09:30Here you are
09:31Thank you
09:32Thank you
10:02I can see
10:21Oh, my God
10:22He got songs
10:23I've been high
10:24He got songs
10:25My grandparents
10:26This is powerful
10:28Gang ended
10:30Round up, me cup!
10:32To the shop, my girl, hickering, hickering up!
10:34Hey!
10:36Would you keep it down?
10:38Oh, shut your name, bitch!
10:40Here she is. Here you are, get this down, you bitch.
10:42Right, go on, out! Like a bro.
10:44You lot always take the piss!
10:46Well, where are we supposed to go?
10:48It's not my problem, Doc.
10:50I know somewhere we could go.
10:52Right, follow me, slash!
11:00You're a breath of fresh air to me
11:06I am empty
11:08There is a pleasure in the pathless woods,
11:10there's a rapture on a lonely shore,
11:12there is society where none intrudes
11:16by the deep sea and music in its roar.
11:20I love not man the less, but nature more.
11:24Girls, welcome to fucking Newstead Abbey.
11:28Well, fuck me sideways.
11:30I'm glad you like it.
11:38Girls, I'm starving.
11:40Don't look at me, I'm skint.
11:42Don't get paid till the end of the month.
11:44What about you?
11:46Oh, girl, you know I don't carry cash.
11:48No, she's like the Queen.
11:50Exactly.
11:51I'm a quintessential English Rose, me.
11:53Wait, a quince you are?
11:55I don't get confusing her at big words.
12:01So, er, why is it in between you and Max, then?
12:06I don't know.
12:08It was weird, though, cos, like, one minute he's all over me
12:11and the next he just don't want to know more.
12:13Mmm.
12:14Who knows, I'll probably just fucked it up.
12:16Well, you're in good company, babe.
12:18Fucking up is our specialist subject.
12:20You know I got stripped to my crown.
12:22Were you actually a beauty queen?
12:24Don't sound too surprised.
12:25I won two years in a row, I'll have you know,
12:27and I'll win again.
12:28Wait, why did they take it off you?
12:30Put it this way.
12:31Apparently, you can't, like, muff and look good in a two-piece.
12:34No, they stripped her cos she was fucking fingering through it
12:36like a Texas fucking ass.
12:38Yeah, but not at the same time.
12:41No, seriously, if we don't eat soon,
12:43I'm gonna eat when I use.
12:44Do you know what?
12:45Why don't we go Byron's?
12:49To what, Neil?
12:50Yeah.
12:51How far away is it?
12:53Er, no, my...
12:54My mum, she's dead fussy, and my daddy's in work,
12:56and he'll be home in a couple of hours.
12:58No, that's perfect.
13:00Yeah, let's go to Byron's, girls.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Mm-hmm.
13:05Mm.
13:06Unless you're embarrassed of us.
13:08You're not embarrassed, are you?
13:10No.
13:24I thought Upna was supposed to be dead scary.
13:26It is.
13:29Right, well, where are the pitchforks at, then?
13:31Come on.
13:32Follow me.
13:38What are you looking at, bitch?
13:40Go on, then!
13:41Zash!
13:42What are you...
13:43Zash, leave it!
13:44Oh, my God!
13:45Oh, my God!
13:46Could you accept your life?
13:50Let's make this moment...
13:54Um, shoes off?
13:56Yeah, no, you can keep your snake skins on.
13:57Right, my dad will be back at eight, so he'll have to be gone by then, yeah?
14:00Why?
14:01Is he that scary?
14:02Well, I mean, everyone around here thinks so.
14:04He's the hardest man in Upnaw.
14:06Oh!
14:07Well, I'd like to meet him, then, babes.
14:09I'd love to meet a hard, angry daddy, too.
14:12You really fucking want...
14:14Right?
14:15Fat slags who's hungry.
14:20Right, better get to him.
14:23Right, so what can I do?
14:25You can eat some cheese.
14:29Hey, I feel like I'm on Friends Me.
14:32Ooh!
14:34Oh, girls!
14:35This is how she became.
14:36This is Midlands.
14:37Honey!
14:39How did she do?
14:41Thank you!
14:43She's never lost it.
14:44See that?
14:49What's she got?
14:51Syphilis.
14:52Oh, my little princess!
14:53Oh, my little princess!
14:55Oh, my little princess!
14:57It's you!
14:58Yes!
14:59No one!
15:00All the way here!
15:01Oh!
15:02Oh, yeah!
15:03Oh, yeah!
15:05Hey, hey, hey!
15:07Keep back to God!
15:08Keep back to God!
15:09Keep back to God!
15:11Hey, fuck, he's here!
15:12He's early!
15:13Who?
15:14My dad.
15:15Just fuck him.
15:16Oh, move.
15:17Sorry.
15:22Hey, up, Dad.
15:23You're not boxing?
15:26Obviously not.
15:29These are...
15:30These are my mates.
15:31Good to meet you, sir.
15:32I'm Dion.
15:33Hi, Daddy.
15:34I'm Sasha.
15:38Uh, Damo.
15:39And, uh, this is me missus.
15:40I just...
15:41I thought I'd make us some takers like Minsk.
15:42that's off today.
15:43Good to meet you, sir.
15:44I'm Dion.
15:45I'm날.
15:46Hi, Daddy.
15:47I'm Sasha.
15:54Uh, Damo.
15:55And, uh, this is me missus.
16:00It's...
16:01I thought I'd make us some takers like Minsk is off today.
16:05I thought I'd make us some tea because that means goes off today.
16:14Does it spliff?
16:17Er, yeah. It's medicinal.
16:20And I'll just crawl out the cabbage pouch.
16:23Right, then. I'll leave you to it.
16:26Oh!
16:33You thought he were horrible?
16:36Yeah, well, he fucking is normal.
16:38I thought he was nice.
16:41He was so nice.
16:43You're right, fuck off.
16:45Right, he's hungry.
16:47He was beautiful.
16:51Oh, don't worry. We'll be at bank holiday for you around.
16:53Yeah.
16:55Oh, yeah.
16:57Right, is it okay?
16:59Give me your number.
17:09Here you go. You should have mine as well now.
17:11Yeah, thanks.
17:12Right, come on then, girls. We'd better get going.
17:14Yeah.
17:16Aw.
17:18Bring it in.
17:19Love you, babes.
17:20All right.
17:21Not all of you.
17:23Are we getting the bus?
17:24I'm getting the taxi.
17:25I'm getting the taxi.
17:27Yeah, we way.
17:28Bye.
17:48I'm just about to start the west, you know. Do you fancy a brew?
17:50Yeah, go on.
17:53Sorry, I hate we went too loud.
17:56And I'm sorry about last night. My phone hit run out of battery.
18:00It's about time you started hanging about with some lads.
18:05Yeah.
18:06Yeah.
18:07Well, they're like Nistadabe.
18:12You always liked it there as a kid.
18:15Yeah, I never remember.
18:21Do you want to go for a drive?
18:23I can see us on the showcase.
18:26No.
18:28I don't think so, Barham.
18:39What was that?
18:41You really know how to spoil a good day, don't you?
18:44Everywhere we go now, you're not a girl.
18:47You're a boy.
18:51Okay, well, why don't I get you that, bro?
18:57Okay.
19:11Okay.
19:27I thought you'd already left?
19:51No, I'm running late, aren't I?
19:53Right.
19:55Oh, this is my friend, Kim.
19:59Friend?
20:01I rode a knocking when it all was closed.
20:03It's a kitchen, love, not a boudoir.
20:05Oi! Less of that shite.
20:07Aren't you wearing a uniform?
20:09Soon, closed day for charity.
20:12Right.
20:14Well...
20:16Behaviour, son.
20:18I will.
20:20You too.
20:25Boudoir.
20:29Would a man like you end up with your son like that.
20:31Shut your mouth.
20:39Wash your mouth out, before and after.
20:41You'll not get no diseases.
20:43Right.
20:45Thanks.
20:47You're quiet.
20:51Sorry.
20:53Don't bother me.
20:57Have you ever had your heart broken?
21:01I dunno.
21:03Once or twice, maybe.
21:11I thought getting beaten up a bad.
21:13But this...
21:15Sorry, do you mind me if I...
21:17I'd normally talk to a mate so I'm for about it.
21:21But it's different for her, isn't it?
21:23Because there are loads of shite lads.
21:29And besides, you know what she'd say?
21:31Same as everyone else.
21:33That I should get over him.
21:35And I don't want to hear it, because I think she'd be right.
21:39You don't fucking ignore someone's cause if you want to be with him, do you?
21:45No, I'm never going to meet someone else like Max.
21:49Apart from the fact he looked like a model, right?
21:53He did this thing where he made my brain go quiet for a moment.
21:57Oh, but peaceful.
22:01Am I talking shit?
22:05Don't stop.
22:07You dirty bastard.
22:37Oh my god.
22:39Drive you back to the ice tree.
22:43Oh my god.
22:45Drive you back to the ice tree.
22:57Oh, dinner's served.
23:01Shaking gorma.
23:03Made from scratch.
23:05You're not going out?
23:09No. Thought we could spend some time together.
23:13Why? Do I need a reason?
23:21I had a big lunch.
23:25You know you can talk to me.
23:29About anything. Yeah.
23:33Thanks.
23:37What's up?
23:41It's about this guy.
23:43What's his name?
23:45Max.
23:47How do you know about Max?
23:49Well, it didn't take much guessing, did it?
23:51Your face lit up every time your phone beeped.
23:53You been reading my texts?
23:55Well, I was worried about you, Byron.
23:57You weren't being yourself.
23:59Well, I weren't.
24:01I were happy.
24:03For once.
24:04But I suppose that's a crime now.
24:05Oh, it is actually, yeah.
24:07Because he's a grown up.
24:08He's 19, Mum.
24:09Yeah, and you're underage.
24:11He could go to prison.
24:12And I told him that.
24:13You didn't?
24:14I did.
24:15And I told him that your father is pretty indiscriminate with his fists.
24:18And that he'd beat you both black and blue if you found out.
24:20And he seemed to hear it after that.
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23You ruined it.
24:24You fucking ruined it.
24:26No, I saved you.
24:28What could a man his age possibly want with a 15-year-old?
24:31Mum, you let me think he didn't like me.
24:33He didn't.
24:34Not for the right reasons, Byron.
24:35I'm not just going to stand by and watch him take advantage of my son, am I?
24:39That's funny, because you never thought to step in with Steve, did you?
24:41Oh, yeah.
24:42Go on.
24:43Get a spiteful, why don't you?
24:44Yeah.
24:45Because I'm not allowed a boyfriend.
24:46It was okay for you to piss off and live in Turkey, but you're fancy, man.
24:48Go on.
24:49Yeah.
24:50Mum of the year.
24:51Shirley fucking Valentine.
25:09I'm not allowed to go.
25:10I'm not allowed to go.
25:11I'm not allowed to go.
25:12I'm not allowed to go.
25:13I'm not allowed to go.
25:14Byron!
25:15I thought you weren't coming.
25:16Well, I won't.
25:17No one texted me.
25:18Oh, sorry.
25:19Yeah, I lost my phone and no one else had your number.
25:20Well, you're in now, aren't you?
25:21So you're coming full to a while.
25:22Well, I can't.
25:23Because I've got to go find Max.
25:24Oh, my God, oh, good.
25:25I noticed my mum, she warned him after I signed up me.
25:28Not because he didn't want to be together.
25:30Well, I can't.
25:31Because I've got to go find Max.
25:33Oh, my God, oh, good.
25:34No, it was my mum, she warned him after I dumped me, not because he didn't want to be together.
25:38Babes, tell him.
25:40Tell him!
25:42What?
25:43One of my old clients, we talked about some guy, who sounds a bit like you're Max, said he's got frosted tips.
25:48It could be anyone.
25:49And, I can't collect a can of their flesh now.
25:52Yeah, that's Max.
25:54But, have you seen him?
25:55No, that's what they were saying. Not seen him for ages.
25:58Do you think he's in trouble?
26:00Well, I don't know, do I?
26:01For fuck's sake.
26:03I'm going to go NG2K.
26:05We just left Babes, it's not there.
26:07She's not her.
26:09Don't be a prick.
26:10Look, I know I'm mental, but I'll go to the end of the fucking moon for Max if I had to.
26:14Well, babe, do you think you might want to check in funks first?
26:19Yeah.
26:20I'll say it again, shall I?
26:21You're fucking out of hearing.
26:23If your name's not down, you're not getting in.
26:25Fucking migraine saying it over and over again.
26:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I do, please.
26:31Not you, is it?
26:32Yeah.
26:33Think I was born yesterday.
26:34Fuck off, arse clown.
26:36And your little friend.
26:36Fuck off.
26:37Home to mummy.
26:38Bye-bye.
26:39Fucking hell.
26:41Hey!
26:42Whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:43Fucking hell, you've changed.
26:45How'd you get them bad boys?
26:47It's Sam, but that's unreal, aren't they?
26:48They are so unreal.
26:49Now, listen to me, when I say this, all right, you look fucking beautiful, yeah?
26:53Lot of yous.
26:54Get these lots of bracelets, please.
26:56Listen, when you get in there, find the big guy next to speakers, right?
26:59That's my fella.
27:00All right?
27:01Get you out your like.
27:02Oh, we don't usually pay for drugs, are we, girls?
27:04That's my kind of girl, eh?
27:08Right, now, fuck off so you can get the queue moving.
27:10Go on.
27:11Go on.
27:12Go on.
27:13Go on.
27:14Go on.
27:15Go on.
27:16Go on.
27:17Go on.
27:18Go on.
27:19Go on.
27:20Go on.
27:21Go on.
27:22Go on.
27:23Go on.
27:24Go on.
27:25Oh my God, yeah.
27:26So we just met Best Fennel.
27:27To wrap her, you know?
27:28Yeah?
27:29And he gives us these.
27:30Thank you, babe.
27:31Be a little beauty.
27:32We chance, girls.
27:33Uh-huh.
27:34Cheers!
27:38Babe, you know you can still have a good time while you're looking for him, right?
27:41And you never know, you might find someone you like more.
27:52I know she's trying to be nice, but I don't want to be with anyone else.
27:57Straight blokes aren't interested.
27:59Gay guys say I'm too girly.
28:01Max is the only person who gets me.
28:04I've crossed the deserts for miles.
28:07Swine water for time.
28:09Searching places to find.
28:11A piece of something to call mine.
28:14I'm coming.
28:16A piece of something to call mine.
28:19I'm coming.
28:20I'm coming.
28:21Coming closer to you.
28:23Went along many moors.
28:26Walked through many doors.
28:28The place where I wanna be.
28:30Is the place I can call.
28:33I'm coming.
28:34Oh well, fuck it.
28:35Might as well have fun.
28:36I'm coming.
28:37I'm coming.
28:38I'm coming.
28:39I'm coming.
28:40I'm coming.
28:41I'm coming.
28:42I'm coming.
28:43Can you hear what I hear? It's calling you, my dear
28:48Out of reach, to my feet
28:51I can hear it calling you
28:55I'm coming out, drowning, swimming closer to you
29:13It's freezing, I'm not paying for shots again, I'm sorry
29:26Hey, Di, do this song with me?
29:29Karaoke's only fun for people too boring to do drugs, you already know that
29:32I know you said
29:34Oh, fuck's sake, Tony, you fucking idiot
29:37What have I told you about following me around, you freak?
29:39Should I talk to you?
29:40Yeah, and now you've ruined my dress, you fucking, small dick, knobhead
29:43Fucking weird, I'm sorry, though
29:45Look in touch, get your hands off me
29:46Di, come on
29:47I'm not even chilling from me, I'm not even kidding
29:51It's not a case and so is she
29:55It's because they've got matching beers
29:56I know, made for each other
29:58Right, what we singing?
30:00Aaron, can you hold a note?
30:02How about I got you, babe?
30:04Whole new world
30:05What?
30:10Oh, you can be sitting here in our chair
30:22What are you doing?
30:23Max, it's you
30:25I mean, you're here
30:27Looks like it
30:28Yeah, well, I didn't know where you were
30:30And your phone has been
30:31So I've been worried
30:34Yeah, I've heard
30:35I had to get a new number
30:38Oh
30:38Oh
30:39Do you
30:41Do you want to talk somewhere more quiet?
30:46Look, I don't think we should be talking
30:48Look, Max
30:49Max is okay
30:51I know
30:52I've had my mum
30:53She fetting you out
30:54And that's why you broke up with me
30:55She said she was going to go to the police
30:57No, no, Max
30:58She's a rancid bitch
30:59But listen
31:00It don't matter
31:01How old I am
31:02Or who my family is
31:04Max, we can run away together
31:06Because if I had to choose between
31:08Seeing them ever again
31:09And seeing you
31:10I'd choose you
31:10Every single time
31:13I'd choose you over everyone else, Max
31:17Because I love you
31:19I do
31:21First up, we have Tom and Max
31:24With Your Gorgeous
31:25Who's that?
31:33Max
31:34God here
31:35Um
31:40Yeah, I'm
31:42I'm sorry
31:43I would have told you
31:44No, it didn't
31:46It didn't matter
31:47Look, I did mean everything I said to you
31:49Fuck off, Max
31:52Iren, why don't
31:54I said fuck off, Max
31:55Come on
31:57Your next fucking rent boy's waiting
31:59Max
32:03I said I was sorry
32:11Yeah, it's a fair time I've worn it
32:12And you've wrecked it, you know bad
32:13Iren, you all right?
32:15Yeah, fine
32:16Look
32:16I'm telling you
32:17I don't think you fucking gay
32:18You mental twat
32:19Look, you need to stop speaking to me like that
32:21I don't want to talk to you at all
32:22Actually, Tony
32:23What?
32:24How about now, eh?
32:25Fucking hell, Tony
32:25I want my drugs
32:27I didn't take them
32:27Are you a fucking lying bitch?
32:29Someone tell him
32:30Tell him I never took him, please
32:31She did
32:35Shh
32:37Byron, shut the fuck up
32:39And we took him home
32:40Byron, what the fuck are you doing?
32:41It's what the fuck you're gonna do now, eh?
32:43You're gonna stick that screwdriver in her eye
32:45And hers
32:46And mine
32:47Cause fuck me, it'll be a lot of blood that
32:50You sure you've got the stomach for it?
32:51I'll do the fucking three of yous!
32:53Well, yeah
32:53I fucking tell
32:54I think you better make sure you fucking kill us
32:58Cause if you don't
33:00I'll let the whole of Nottingham know your little secret
33:03Is it true you cry when you ejaculate, Tony?
33:07You what?
33:09Yeah, who's it for, Sash?
33:10Oh, yeah, it's for his mum, eh?
33:13Innit?
33:15Fuck
33:15I mean, I'm not judging you
33:18But other people
33:18Oh, fuck me
33:20Other people will
33:21Do you want
33:22So if you so much as touch
33:24One fake hair in their head
33:25I'll make sure everyone between here
33:27And fucking Glasgow knows about it
33:29You hear me?
33:31No!
33:32Get back!
33:34What?
33:35Where am I?
33:36What?
33:36I didn't get the fucking screwdriver
33:37I didn't get the fucking screwdriver
33:38I didn't get the fucking screwdriver
33:39What?
33:40Oh, fuck
33:40Oh, fuck
33:41Oh, my God
33:42My bastard, did you see the way he was running scared?
33:45Die
33:45Die
33:46Hey, call for us again, you fucking nerve
33:48I didn't see what I fucking did
33:49You fucking idiot, Sashar
33:51What the fuck did I do?
33:51You got fucking killed
33:53God, someone's put 50p in you tonight, haven't they?
33:58Ain't there something you want to say to Byron?
34:00You practically just saved your fucking life
34:02Hiya, Liam
34:06You alright, babe?
34:08He's out tonight?
34:09Nah
34:10Party back at mine
34:12If you look for it
34:14Of course I am, babe
34:15I'm always a party
34:16What do you reckon?
34:20We could just go back and find the others
34:22And this luck can get a bit intense
34:24I wanna party
34:26I wanna party
34:28Now
34:29Let's go
34:30Yeah
34:31Kylie
34:32Meghan
34:33I don't have to test it
34:34I don't have to copy
34:35I have to stop testing
34:36What can you down here?
34:37Go
34:42Shoot
34:43She don't piss in Len
34:44She did not piss in Len
34:45As if she couldn't even fight me
34:47Saved a fucking life
34:50Babe, thank you
34:52Ain't in Sash's lexicon
34:53No. One of the four fucking letters for a start.
34:56You're cheeky.
34:59So anyway, Max, you sure he's got a new fella then?
35:04Yeah. I should have listened to you.
35:07Yeah, you bloody should have.
35:09But sometimes you've just got to see for your son, haven't you?
35:12At least to know now he's all bollocks. He never actually loved me.
35:15Well, fuck him. It's his last anyway, baby.
35:18I'm serious. Look, you were proper sick tonight.
35:22You reckon?
35:24Yeah. I wish I could talk like you.
35:27Well, I wish I could look like you.
35:30Baby, you can. Why don't you?
35:33I can't pull off like your sexy dancers.
35:37You don't have to say something nice just because I did, you know?
35:40No, I'm not. You're all good.
35:43I do.
35:52Well...
36:08Can't do it.
36:20What the fuck is this?
36:50You're batting music to your son, yeah?
36:52It's not mine, I fucking found it.
37:20You're batting music to your son, yeah?
37:50Oi, Tinkerbell. No one falls asleep at my parties. Wake up.
38:10I'm not.
38:13You got a key on you?
38:17No. Come on.
38:24What are you doing?
38:31You need to take your vitamin K.
38:34You're trying to give me a horse tranquilizer?
38:41Do you like horses? I'm on that one.
38:49You need to take your vitamin K.
38:51You're trying to give me a horse tranquilizer?
38:54Do you like horses? I'm on that one.
39:00There we go.
39:15What?
39:25All right.
39:32All right.
39:38I'm on that one.
39:49I'm on that one.
39:53Byron, Byron, I need to go, come on, come on,
40:21Sash, Sash, Sash, come on.
40:27Oh, I'm going to go out with you, sir.
40:32Byron, come on, we're going.
40:34Come on.
40:35Carol.
40:39So what you're saying?
40:44For fuck's sake.
40:47Hello.
40:54Byron, it's Max.
40:57Look, I didn't want to leave things like that.
41:01Truth told, I didn't want to leave things at all.
41:04I just wanted to say, I choose you too.
41:09Or I will, if you let me.
41:11Look, I'm going to send you my address.
41:13Come over.
41:14We can talk.
41:15See you soon.
41:16I hope.
41:18Marilla, you're fucking brave.
41:24So much for us fucking sticking together, eh?
41:30What if they find out a secret?
41:35Well, she didn't have to go with him, did she?
41:39Might be my address.
41:41Well, I guess we'll see if she turns up alive next Saturday, won't we?
41:44Stupid bitch.
41:47It was a good night though, eh?
41:49Yeah.
41:51I've lost my fucking keys.
41:54Oh shit, really?
41:56Well, you can stay at mine if you need to.
41:58No, it's fine.
42:00The bus will be here in a minute.
42:02We should probably go to my mamma's.
42:04Right.
42:06Well, text me when you get back, yeah?
42:09Yeah.
42:11You sure you're going to be okay?
42:14Course.
42:16Good.
42:17Good.
42:19Love you.
42:47Good.
42:51Good.
42:52Good.
42:53Good.
42:55Good.
42:56Good.
42:57Sorry, I think you've got my keys.
43:19I haven't seen no keys.
43:22Oh, wait, no, I left them last night.
43:24Are you calling me a liar or something?
43:25No.
43:26You come to my house.
43:27You take my drugs.
43:28You leave your shit behind her.
43:29You stand here in front of me and you accuse me of being...
43:30Whoa, whoa, whoa, what?
43:31What?
43:34I'm whining you up you, though, dickhead.
43:37You're OK.
43:41I got your keys.
43:44I got your keys on, man.
43:46Thanks.
43:47Oh.
43:49Hold on.
43:51Third time.
43:54Beg for him, and I'll give him you.
44:01Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
44:05I don't believe you.
44:12Please, Liam, I'm begging you.
44:18All right.
44:19For fuck's sake, fucking...
44:20Chill, yeah?
44:21I'm just going to give you my number.
44:25Get your chevonito, yeah?
44:26OK.
44:27Not like that.
44:28Thanks.
44:32Right.
44:33Go on.
44:34Fuck off, then.
44:39Fuck off, then.
44:40Fuck off, then.
44:41Fuck off, then.
44:46Fuck off, then.
45:00You know, I think I finally get what everyone means about moving on.
45:15Truth is, you can't.
45:17Not till you find someone else, anyway.
45:19Keep on running.
45:20Keep on running.
45:21Keep on running.
45:22Keep on running.
45:23Keep on running.
45:24Keep on running.
45:25Keep on running.
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45:27Keep on running.
45:28Keep on running.
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45:30Keep on running.
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45:39Keep on running.
45:40Keep on running.
45:41Keep on running back to you
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