What Wasn't Around the Last Time the Cowboys Were Relevant?

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00:00So here are things that weren't around the last time that the Cowboys were relevant.

00:06It's a long list of things, but here are some things.

00:08Here's one thing, number one, that didn't exist the last time the Cowboys were relevant, the TV show Friends.

00:15Yes, you know how they had the whole Ross and Rachel and the whole show.

00:20Then they had a bunch of years and they did a reunion on HBO Max and people were bidding to get the reruns and all that stuff.

00:25It didn't exist the last time the Cowboys were relevant.

00:28Here's another thing, the quarterback you beat, Patrick Mahomes, he wasn't born the last time the Cowboys were relevant.

00:36So don't go getting all feeling yourselves too much.

00:39You guys have a lot more to prove.

00:41Here's another thing, any of you guys, any video game enthusiasts?

00:45Perhaps you like playing the PlayStation 5.

00:47I have a PlayStation 5.

00:48PlayStation 1 wasn't out yet.

00:50Yes, the last time you guys were relevant, Cowboys fans, Jerry Jones, all of you,

00:56the PlayStation didn't exist, none of them.

00:59Here's another one.

01:00She's a big fan around this show.

01:03Sidney Sweeney did not exist the last time the Cowboys were relevant.

01:10Did not exist.

01:13And yet you guys want to act like because you're 6'5 and 1 in a regular season.

01:17We should get her excited.

01:18And here's the one.

01:18Now, I don't know about everybody, but if you have the PlayStation 5 or you have a big home theater system,

01:24even though we have streaming, you now have ultra HD DVDs.

01:294K.

01:29Yeah, you know what didn't exist the last time the Cowboys were relevant?

01:33The DVD.

01:34Not the Blu-ray.

01:36Not the new stuff.

01:37No.

01:39The DVD.

01:40So just to go over it.

01:41You guys were last relevant before Friends, before we didn't even know who Jennifer Aniston was.

01:45We didn't even know who she was.

01:45And a lot of you love her.

01:47Patrick Mahomes wasn't born.

01:48His dad was still playing in the major leagues.

01:51PlayStation.

01:52Sidney Sweeney.

01:53And, of course, the DVD did not exist the last time you guys were relevant.

01:58I'm saying that as Friends.

01:59All I'm saying as Cowboys fans is enjoy it while you can, but know that there's an end date to it.

02:05There will always be an end date to it.

02:07And the reason there will always be an end date to it is because Jerry Jones, despite your guys' patience,

02:13doesn't know what he's doing.

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