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00:00You gotta fight!
00:18For your race!
00:20To fight!
00:24You gotta fight!
00:30For your right!
00:32To fight!
00:46To fight!
00:54To fight!
01:08Yo, that was crazy!
01:10Dude, I put fucking Spanish behind the punch.
01:13Did you see me smash that fucking TV set with the sledgehammer?
01:16That was so retarded!
01:24Where are you coming from?
01:28Did you guys just come from our apartment?
01:30No.
01:31No, ma'am.
01:32No, we're coming from our friends up on the top floor.
01:34That floor is unoccupied.
01:36If there is any damage to our apartment, I promise you, I will not hesitate to call the police.
01:41No, we were just passing through, I promise.
01:43Upstairs.
01:44Where are you coming from?
01:46Where are you coming from?
01:47Our friend's apartment on the top floor.
01:49But it is unoccupied.
01:50Uh, yeah, but we were helping them move in.
01:53We're all, uh, we're movers.
01:55What are their names?
01:56Who?
01:57The people that just moved in?
01:58Uh, Faketon.
01:59Faketon?
02:00Tim Faketon.
02:01Tim Faketon.
02:02Tim Faketon.
02:03So there haven't been any pie fights up there?
02:05Because I keep finding these pie remnants all the time.
02:09You know how long it takes us to get pie out of a rug?
02:12Forever.
02:13Forever.
02:14Forever.
02:15And it's expensive.
02:16You guys, pie?
02:17I haven't seen any sort of desserts at all today.
02:19No, no.
02:20Nothing.
02:21Not at all.
02:22But did you, did you hear the word sledgehammer?
02:24I'm afraid I did.
02:25Yeah, I did.
02:26I heard the word sledgehammer.
02:27What is that about?
02:28Yeah, what is that?
02:29Smashing TVs, sledgehammers.
02:30Because this has happened before.
02:31Absolutely.
02:32It's happened before.
02:33Let's not pretend it hasn't.
02:34We know it's happened before.
02:35So?
02:36I didn't hear anything.
02:39Did you say sledgehammer?
02:40Did you say sledgehammer?
02:41I was, I might have been talking about a sledgehammer earlier.
02:44But not in any smashing context.
02:46Not in a smashing context at all.
02:48No.
02:49No, no.
02:50Just in how it's a very useful tool of the century.
02:52I mean, where would you even get a sledgehammer?
02:54Why would you have one sledgehammer?
02:55Where did you find a sledgehammer at this hour?
02:58That's the question.
02:59Where would you even get one?
03:00We'd bring sledgehammers.
03:01We didn't bring any tools here.
03:02Would you bring a sledgehammer into your own house?
03:04Would you throw pies in your own house?
03:05I don't think so.
03:06Would you do that?
03:07Fine.
03:08I think we can agree we're all on the same team here.
03:10And that's the no pie, no sledgehammer team.
03:12Yeah.
03:13I think that's where we're standing.
03:14I don't even understand what that means.
03:15Well.
03:16I don't know what you're saying.
03:17To make, you know, it's complicated.
03:18I think you should stay here while we check.
03:19Yeah.
03:20Just to make sure because.
03:21Okay.
03:22Yeah.
03:23Yeah.
03:24Stay right here.
03:25Stay right here.
03:26Don't even think of it.
03:27Okay.
03:28I...
03:29Man, it's early.
03:45Man, those parents were buggin'.
03:46What was up their asses, huh?
03:47Hey, where did you get that sledgehammer?
03:48I thought what you guys brought.
03:49You guys are bringing a sledgehammer?
03:50I did not bring a sledgehammer.
03:51I brought the pies!
03:52Woo!
03:53Let's get some more beer, eh boys?
03:54Man, there were so many hot chicks at that party.
03:55Yeah.
03:56Yeah.
03:57Too bad they ran out of brews.
03:58Now the party's over.
03:59Oh, shit.
04:00You're close.
04:01Should we, uh, grab some breakfast while they, uh, wait for it open, huh?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Shit.
04:04Fuck that.
04:05Oh, hey, what's up?
04:06Wanna get some pizza?
04:07You wish, too?
04:08I wish.
04:09You wish.
04:10I wish.
04:11I wish.
04:12I wish.
04:13I wish.
04:14I wish.
04:15I wish.
04:16I wish.
04:17I wish.
04:18I wish.
04:19I wish.
04:20I wish.
04:21I wish.
04:22I wish.
04:23I wish.
04:24I wish.
04:25You wish.
04:26Turkeys.
04:27Tally-ho!
04:44What the fuck?
04:45What the fuck is home with you, dude?
04:52There we go.
04:53There we go.
04:54There we go.
04:55There we go.
04:56There we go.
04:57There we go.
04:58Yeah.
04:59Open sesame.
05:00There we go.
05:01אל
05:30Come on!
05:54Goddamn rappers!
05:55Goddamn it!
06:00Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
06:20Throwing beer in my cab?
06:22This is my cab!
06:25Get back in the cab!
06:26Get back in the cab!
06:36Get back in the cab!
06:40Get back in the cab!
06:48Get back in the cab!
06:52Get up!
06:54Get up!
06:55Get up!
06:56Get up!
06:57Get up!
06:58Get up!
06:59Yes!
07:00Here we go again!
07:01Give you more of the messer!
07:02Back on the mic is the anti-depressor!
07:04Hell rock!
07:05No pressure!
07:06Yes we need this!
07:07The best is here to come in!
07:08Yes believe this!
07:09Let go my echo!
07:10While I flex my EO!
07:11Sip on Prosecco!
07:12Dressed up like Tino!
07:14Take my coffee playing Tino!
07:15In the casino!
07:16Want a lucky number!
07:17Ass like Dino!
07:18I'm on a competition like a flamethrower!
07:21The rhymes age like whine as I get older!
07:24I'm getting bold the competition is waning!
07:26I got the ball and the silver leaning!
07:29We got a party on the left!
07:34A party on the right!
07:36We want a party for the motherfucking right to play!
07:38We want a party for the Kickstarter!
07:48So we make some noises I have made a party!
07:54Oh no!
07:59Boho!
08:05I don't know.
08:35I don't know.
09:05I don't know.
09:35I don't know.
10:05I don't know.
10:07I don't know.
10:09I don't know.
10:11I don't know.
10:13I don't know.
10:15I don't know.
10:17I don't know.
10:19I don't know.
10:21I don't know.
10:23I don't know.
10:25I don't know.
10:27I don't know.
10:29I don't know.
10:30I don't know.
10:31I don't know.
10:32That rock got stabbed.
10:33Oh, that's good.
10:34I hear a breath stinks.
10:35Take some of this.
10:37Okay.
10:41Pass that over here, man.
10:43All right.
10:44All right.
10:45So what band did you say you guys play?
10:47We're a backup band for Bon Jovi.
10:49I've been doing John Bond for what, 12 years now?
10:5212 years straight, man.
10:53Who plays the guitar?
10:54That would be me.
10:57I wish I had my tool with me now.
10:59I'd play you guys a sexy lick, but John Bond's got it.
11:02Anytime you guys want John Bond tickets.
11:04Cheers to the guys.
11:05Woo!
11:06John Bond.
11:07John Bond.
11:08John Bond.
11:09Yeah.
11:10I love you.
11:11And if you can hear me.
11:12Yeah.
11:13He can.
11:14This is the best place to be right now.
11:17Yeah.
11:18The scene is great.
11:20So get in here, you fat jerk.
11:23He is a jerk.
11:24Come on, John Bond.
11:25He's a motherfucker.
11:26Yeah.
11:27This is natural.
11:28Rock and roll, man.
11:29Rock and roll, man.
11:30Rock and roll.
11:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:56I'm sorry.
11:57I stabbed you.
11:58I'm sorry.
11:59I stabbed you.
12:00oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:01I'm sorry.
12:02I'm sorry.
12:03I stabbed you.
12:04I'm sorry I stabbed you.
12:34Step 2 through the popper.
12:35You don't ask me the scaffold, I'm making an incision.
12:38I'm cutting off the part of your brain that does the fixin.
12:41Put it in from out the hide that put it on the shelf then you can show it to your friends and say,
12:45that's my own shit.
12:49Step 3 through the popper.
12:59Don't fuck me now because I'm full of them, my bottom
13:01Perfect dance, here's my chance
13:04To make romance in my B-boyz dance
13:06Parlay romance in, in the financing
13:23Open up for pressure on beat 10 dancing
13:27The boosters check beat, but they never check out
13:31I assume they're freaking straight, no doubt
13:33We gotta party on the left, a party on the right
13:40Gotta party for the motherfucking rights
13:42Make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:46We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:50We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:53We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:55We gotta party on the right, the hefty right
13:57Gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
14:00We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
15:09Who do you guys think you are?
15:14We're the real Beastie Boys, motherfuckers.
15:17The ones from the future where the shit is really real.
15:21Yeah, guess what?
15:23That makes zero sense.
15:25Sense is something you can't even make sense of until you've been to the future and spent time there.
15:29So shut your hole and stand silent while we bring the world to a standstill with fresh new music and new beats that you can't even imagine yet.
15:41Word!
15:46Look, we're here to settle this.
15:49There's only one way to settle it.
15:51I think you know what I'm getting at.
15:53What are you guys talking about? Settle what?
15:57Break it down, Ad-Rock.
15:59This is how it goes.
16:00We bring a super fresh, old school throwdown dance contest from the future to determine who the real B-Boys are.
16:09Stand ready to be served.
16:10All right, guess what?
16:14I get what you're laying down, you future fuckers.
16:18And it's on.
16:19I'm tripping my balls off right now.
16:23Yeah?
16:24Yeah.
16:24We're all tripping right now.
16:28Well, guess what?
16:29You guys have just challenged three motherfuckers who are tripping their balls off right now.
16:41Oh, you motherfuckers like to dance?
16:44Well, it's on.
16:45I'm tripping my balls off.
16:47Let's do this shit, bitches!
16:50Okay.
16:51Hold on one second.
16:54One second, one second.
16:57Three and five.
16:58Who tied knots here?
17:02I tied these are fisherman's knots, double fisherman's knots.
17:04I can't get the knot.
17:06We should just undo it from the car first.
17:08Do you have a knife?
17:09Who's got a knife?
17:09I don't have a knife.
17:10Why would you tie a knot?
17:12I've been given that question a lot of thought.
17:14Here's what I think, that this is just a possibility of the future.
17:17I think we're being given the gift of seeing what we could be like, what we might be like.
17:24So these guys are like the ghost of licensed ill future.
17:27Okay, well, one thing is certain.
17:31We have to win this dance contest.
17:32Yeah.
17:33That is critical.
17:34If we don't...
17:35Shut up over there!
17:35No talking!
17:37We'll have this set up in a few minutes.
17:39Until then, you just wait.
17:40That was really good.
17:42I like the way you told them not to talk anymore.
17:44I think that was really good.
17:45He's looking right at us.
17:47What?
17:48Trying to figure out what's going on.
17:49Such a dickhead.
17:50Are we breaking their concentration?
17:52Untying knots?
17:53Yeah.
17:54Come over, it's on.
17:57The future usses are complete idiots.
18:00Grab a hand.
18:00It's like that easy.
18:01It's on.
18:05Oh, yeah.
18:07It's on if we can...
18:08Get these fucking knots untied.
18:12Jesus.
18:13Can't even untie a fucking dance mat.
18:18I hate this fucking knot!
18:22Why would you tie a knot?
18:23Why don't you just tie a bow?
18:25Makes no sense.
18:27Drives me...
18:28Thanks, man.
18:34Really appreciate you coming over here to me.
18:39Giving me your personal knife.
18:40Seeing that I was upset and all.
18:42It means a lot.
18:44I'm sorry for being so harsh.
18:47It's just that you gotta understand.
18:48We're from the future.
18:50And this shit is a big deal, okay?
18:52I mean, this is...
18:54This is...
18:54I mean, what's about to happen here
18:56is gonna affect humanity for a long time.
19:01We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:04No, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:34No, we, the real Beastie Boys!
19:38No, we're the real Captain jedes.
19:40We're the real Parade!
19:41No, we're the real Then, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:43Now, we're the real East Coast.
19:44We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:45We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:47He rights!
19:48I don't know!
19:49I free to follow Jim and I don't really know but to you.
19:50I don't seem to favor.
19:51No, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:51All I need you to do!
19:53Are you rich?
19:53Give me some advice.
19:53I hate you!
19:55The next thing is...
19:55And I don't care for you to let alone calm feelings...
19:57I don't even know for you to littleお願い.
19:58I should do that.
19:58Achieve you, you know?
29:33We're right back.
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