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Beastie Boys - Fight For Your Right (Revisited) Full Length
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7 hours ago
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00:00
You gotta fight!
00:18
For your race!
00:20
To fight!
00:24
You gotta fight!
00:30
For your right!
00:32
To fight!
00:46
To fight!
00:54
To fight!
01:08
Yo, that was crazy!
01:10
Dude, I put fucking Spanish behind the punch.
01:13
Did you see me smash that fucking TV set with the sledgehammer?
01:16
That was so retarded!
01:24
Where are you coming from?
01:28
Did you guys just come from our apartment?
01:30
No.
01:31
No, ma'am.
01:32
No, we're coming from our friends up on the top floor.
01:34
That floor is unoccupied.
01:36
If there is any damage to our apartment, I promise you, I will not hesitate to call the police.
01:41
No, we were just passing through, I promise.
01:43
Upstairs.
01:44
Where are you coming from?
01:46
Where are you coming from?
01:47
Our friend's apartment on the top floor.
01:49
But it is unoccupied.
01:50
Uh, yeah, but we were helping them move in.
01:53
We're all, uh, we're movers.
01:55
What are their names?
01:56
Who?
01:57
The people that just moved in?
01:58
Uh, Faketon.
01:59
Faketon?
02:00
Tim Faketon.
02:01
Tim Faketon.
02:02
Tim Faketon.
02:03
So there haven't been any pie fights up there?
02:05
Because I keep finding these pie remnants all the time.
02:09
You know how long it takes us to get pie out of a rug?
02:12
Forever.
02:13
Forever.
02:14
Forever.
02:15
And it's expensive.
02:16
You guys, pie?
02:17
I haven't seen any sort of desserts at all today.
02:19
No, no.
02:20
Nothing.
02:21
Not at all.
02:22
But did you, did you hear the word sledgehammer?
02:24
I'm afraid I did.
02:25
Yeah, I did.
02:26
I heard the word sledgehammer.
02:27
What is that about?
02:28
Yeah, what is that?
02:29
Smashing TVs, sledgehammers.
02:30
Because this has happened before.
02:31
Absolutely.
02:32
It's happened before.
02:33
Let's not pretend it hasn't.
02:34
We know it's happened before.
02:35
So?
02:36
I didn't hear anything.
02:39
Did you say sledgehammer?
02:40
Did you say sledgehammer?
02:41
I was, I might have been talking about a sledgehammer earlier.
02:44
But not in any smashing context.
02:46
Not in a smashing context at all.
02:48
No.
02:49
No, no.
02:50
Just in how it's a very useful tool of the century.
02:52
I mean, where would you even get a sledgehammer?
02:54
Why would you have one sledgehammer?
02:55
Where did you find a sledgehammer at this hour?
02:58
That's the question.
02:59
Where would you even get one?
03:00
We'd bring sledgehammers.
03:01
We didn't bring any tools here.
03:02
Would you bring a sledgehammer into your own house?
03:04
Would you throw pies in your own house?
03:05
I don't think so.
03:06
Would you do that?
03:07
Fine.
03:08
I think we can agree we're all on the same team here.
03:10
And that's the no pie, no sledgehammer team.
03:12
Yeah.
03:13
I think that's where we're standing.
03:14
I don't even understand what that means.
03:15
Well.
03:16
I don't know what you're saying.
03:17
To make, you know, it's complicated.
03:18
I think you should stay here while we check.
03:19
Yeah.
03:20
Just to make sure because.
03:21
Okay.
03:22
Yeah.
03:23
Yeah.
03:24
Stay right here.
03:25
Stay right here.
03:26
Don't even think of it.
03:27
Okay.
03:28
I...
03:29
Man, it's early.
03:45
Man, those parents were buggin'.
03:46
What was up their asses, huh?
03:47
Hey, where did you get that sledgehammer?
03:48
I thought what you guys brought.
03:49
You guys are bringing a sledgehammer?
03:50
I did not bring a sledgehammer.
03:51
I brought the pies!
03:52
Woo!
03:53
Let's get some more beer, eh boys?
03:54
Man, there were so many hot chicks at that party.
03:55
Yeah.
03:56
Yeah.
03:57
Too bad they ran out of brews.
03:58
Now the party's over.
03:59
Oh, shit.
04:00
You're close.
04:01
Should we, uh, grab some breakfast while they, uh, wait for it open, huh?
04:02
Yeah.
04:03
Shit.
04:04
Fuck that.
04:05
Oh, hey, what's up?
04:06
Wanna get some pizza?
04:07
You wish, too?
04:08
I wish.
04:09
You wish.
04:10
I wish.
04:11
I wish.
04:12
I wish.
04:13
I wish.
04:14
I wish.
04:15
I wish.
04:16
I wish.
04:17
I wish.
04:18
I wish.
04:19
I wish.
04:20
I wish.
04:21
I wish.
04:22
I wish.
04:23
I wish.
04:24
I wish.
04:25
You wish.
04:26
Turkeys.
04:27
Tally-ho!
04:44
What the fuck?
04:45
What the fuck is home with you, dude?
04:52
There we go.
04:53
There we go.
04:54
There we go.
04:55
There we go.
04:56
There we go.
04:57
There we go.
04:58
Yeah.
04:59
Open sesame.
05:00
There we go.
05:01
אל
05:30
Come on!
05:54
Goddamn rappers!
05:55
Goddamn it!
06:00
Hey, what the fuck are you doing?
06:20
Throwing beer in my cab?
06:22
This is my cab!
06:25
Get back in the cab!
06:26
Get back in the cab!
06:36
Get back in the cab!
06:40
Get back in the cab!
06:48
Get back in the cab!
06:52
Get up!
06:54
Get up!
06:55
Get up!
06:56
Get up!
06:57
Get up!
06:58
Get up!
06:59
Yes!
07:00
Here we go again!
07:01
Give you more of the messer!
07:02
Back on the mic is the anti-depressor!
07:04
Hell rock!
07:05
No pressure!
07:06
Yes we need this!
07:07
The best is here to come in!
07:08
Yes believe this!
07:09
Let go my echo!
07:10
While I flex my EO!
07:11
Sip on Prosecco!
07:12
Dressed up like Tino!
07:14
Take my coffee playing Tino!
07:15
In the casino!
07:16
Want a lucky number!
07:17
Ass like Dino!
07:18
I'm on a competition like a flamethrower!
07:21
The rhymes age like whine as I get older!
07:24
I'm getting bold the competition is waning!
07:26
I got the ball and the silver leaning!
07:29
We got a party on the left!
07:34
A party on the right!
07:36
We want a party for the motherfucking right to play!
07:38
We want a party for the Kickstarter!
07:48
So we make some noises I have made a party!
07:54
Oh no!
07:59
Boho!
08:05
I don't know.
08:35
I don't know.
09:05
I don't know.
09:35
I don't know.
10:05
I don't know.
10:07
I don't know.
10:09
I don't know.
10:11
I don't know.
10:13
I don't know.
10:15
I don't know.
10:17
I don't know.
10:19
I don't know.
10:21
I don't know.
10:23
I don't know.
10:25
I don't know.
10:27
I don't know.
10:29
I don't know.
10:30
I don't know.
10:31
I don't know.
10:32
That rock got stabbed.
10:33
Oh, that's good.
10:34
I hear a breath stinks.
10:35
Take some of this.
10:37
Okay.
10:41
Pass that over here, man.
10:43
All right.
10:44
All right.
10:45
So what band did you say you guys play?
10:47
We're a backup band for Bon Jovi.
10:49
I've been doing John Bond for what, 12 years now?
10:52
12 years straight, man.
10:53
Who plays the guitar?
10:54
That would be me.
10:57
I wish I had my tool with me now.
10:59
I'd play you guys a sexy lick, but John Bond's got it.
11:02
Anytime you guys want John Bond tickets.
11:04
Cheers to the guys.
11:05
Woo!
11:06
John Bond.
11:07
John Bond.
11:08
John Bond.
11:09
Yeah.
11:10
I love you.
11:11
And if you can hear me.
11:12
Yeah.
11:13
He can.
11:14
This is the best place to be right now.
11:17
Yeah.
11:18
The scene is great.
11:20
So get in here, you fat jerk.
11:23
He is a jerk.
11:24
Come on, John Bond.
11:25
He's a motherfucker.
11:26
Yeah.
11:27
This is natural.
11:28
Rock and roll, man.
11:29
Rock and roll, man.
11:30
Rock and roll.
11:36
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
11:56
I'm sorry.
11:57
I stabbed you.
11:58
I'm sorry.
11:59
I stabbed you.
12:00
oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:01
I'm sorry.
12:02
I'm sorry.
12:03
I stabbed you.
12:04
I'm sorry I stabbed you.
12:34
Step 2 through the popper.
12:35
You don't ask me the scaffold, I'm making an incision.
12:38
I'm cutting off the part of your brain that does the fixin.
12:41
Put it in from out the hide that put it on the shelf then you can show it to your friends and say,
12:45
that's my own shit.
12:49
Step 3 through the popper.
12:59
Don't fuck me now because I'm full of them, my bottom
13:01
Perfect dance, here's my chance
13:04
To make romance in my B-boyz dance
13:06
Parlay romance in, in the financing
13:23
Open up for pressure on beat 10 dancing
13:27
The boosters check beat, but they never check out
13:31
I assume they're freaking straight, no doubt
13:33
We gotta party on the left, a party on the right
13:40
Gotta party for the motherfucking rights
13:42
Make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:46
We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:50
We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:53
We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
13:55
We gotta party on the right, the hefty right
13:57
Gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
14:00
We gotta make some noise if you're gonna pay
15:09
Who do you guys think you are?
15:14
We're the real Beastie Boys, motherfuckers.
15:17
The ones from the future where the shit is really real.
15:21
Yeah, guess what?
15:23
That makes zero sense.
15:25
Sense is something you can't even make sense of until you've been to the future and spent time there.
15:29
So shut your hole and stand silent while we bring the world to a standstill with fresh new music and new beats that you can't even imagine yet.
15:41
Word!
15:46
Look, we're here to settle this.
15:49
There's only one way to settle it.
15:51
I think you know what I'm getting at.
15:53
What are you guys talking about? Settle what?
15:57
Break it down, Ad-Rock.
15:59
This is how it goes.
16:00
We bring a super fresh, old school throwdown dance contest from the future to determine who the real B-Boys are.
16:09
Stand ready to be served.
16:10
All right, guess what?
16:14
I get what you're laying down, you future fuckers.
16:18
And it's on.
16:19
I'm tripping my balls off right now.
16:23
Yeah?
16:24
Yeah.
16:24
We're all tripping right now.
16:28
Well, guess what?
16:29
You guys have just challenged three motherfuckers who are tripping their balls off right now.
16:41
Oh, you motherfuckers like to dance?
16:44
Well, it's on.
16:45
I'm tripping my balls off.
16:47
Let's do this shit, bitches!
16:50
Okay.
16:51
Hold on one second.
16:54
One second, one second.
16:57
Three and five.
16:58
Who tied knots here?
17:02
I tied these are fisherman's knots, double fisherman's knots.
17:04
I can't get the knot.
17:06
We should just undo it from the car first.
17:08
Do you have a knife?
17:09
Who's got a knife?
17:09
I don't have a knife.
17:10
Why would you tie a knot?
17:12
I've been given that question a lot of thought.
17:14
Here's what I think, that this is just a possibility of the future.
17:17
I think we're being given the gift of seeing what we could be like, what we might be like.
17:24
So these guys are like the ghost of licensed ill future.
17:27
Okay, well, one thing is certain.
17:31
We have to win this dance contest.
17:32
Yeah.
17:33
That is critical.
17:34
If we don't...
17:35
Shut up over there!
17:35
No talking!
17:37
We'll have this set up in a few minutes.
17:39
Until then, you just wait.
17:40
That was really good.
17:42
I like the way you told them not to talk anymore.
17:44
I think that was really good.
17:45
He's looking right at us.
17:47
What?
17:48
Trying to figure out what's going on.
17:49
Such a dickhead.
17:50
Are we breaking their concentration?
17:52
Untying knots?
17:53
Yeah.
17:54
Come over, it's on.
17:57
The future usses are complete idiots.
18:00
Grab a hand.
18:00
It's like that easy.
18:01
It's on.
18:05
Oh, yeah.
18:07
It's on if we can...
18:08
Get these fucking knots untied.
18:12
Jesus.
18:13
Can't even untie a fucking dance mat.
18:18
I hate this fucking knot!
18:22
Why would you tie a knot?
18:23
Why don't you just tie a bow?
18:25
Makes no sense.
18:27
Drives me...
18:28
Thanks, man.
18:34
Really appreciate you coming over here to me.
18:39
Giving me your personal knife.
18:40
Seeing that I was upset and all.
18:42
It means a lot.
18:44
I'm sorry for being so harsh.
18:47
It's just that you gotta understand.
18:48
We're from the future.
18:50
And this shit is a big deal, okay?
18:52
I mean, this is...
18:54
This is...
18:54
I mean, what's about to happen here
18:56
is gonna affect humanity for a long time.
19:01
We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:04
No, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:34
No, we, the real Beastie Boys!
19:38
No, we're the real Captain jedes.
19:40
We're the real Parade!
19:41
No, we're the real Then, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:43
Now, we're the real East Coast.
19:44
We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:45
We're the real Beastie Boys!
19:47
He rights!
19:48
I don't know!
19:49
I free to follow Jim and I don't really know but to you.
19:50
I don't seem to favor.
19:51
No, we're the real Beastie Boys!
19:51
All I need you to do!
19:53
Are you rich?
19:53
Give me some advice.
19:53
I hate you!
19:55
The next thing is...
19:55
And I don't care for you to let alone calm feelings...
19:57
I don't even know for you to littleお願い.
19:58
I should do that.
19:58
Achieve you, you know?
29:33
We're right back.
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