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00:00Brought to you by Jaw Chewers.
00:02Chew this for a whole new year.
00:05Daddy's Day.
00:06Daddy's Day.
00:08Daddy's Day.
00:09Daddy's Day.
00:14Ah, thank you, hun.
00:17Just what I wanted.
00:18Here's my gift, Dad.
00:20Thank you, Kip.
00:21I've always wanted, uh...
00:23It's a jaw chewer.
00:24You put this gadget in your mouth and chew,
00:26it can help you tone your jaw
00:27and get rid of those flabby jowls.
00:30Thanks.
00:30Salesman assured me
00:31this is a great gift for Dads.
00:34Chow chewer, eh?
00:41Hot go, Dad.
00:43Thank you, Kip.
00:44Let's take this baby for a spin.
00:58Are you serious?
00:59Chubbles, Wubbington wants another million
01:01to star in my new movie, Jaw and Order?
01:04I know, I know.
01:05He's the big star.
01:07I just wish there was someone else we could cast.
01:09But I'm not just gonna randomly stumble
01:11across some perfect leading man.
01:14Kenny, I have to call you back.
01:26I love you, too.
01:26I can't believe this is happening.
01:39Well, believe it, kid.
01:44And this is just the start.
01:52You got the sauce, Marty.
01:54I'm telling you.
01:57Kid.
01:58Nothing is.
02:00Gonna stop your eyes.
02:01To the top.
02:02Um, hey, Roy, what's going on?
02:16Do you know what I like most about you, Marty?
02:18You're not taking me for all I'm worth,
02:21unlike some mailboxes that I know.
02:24Do you like sparkling water, Marty, my boy?
02:26Was I just replaced by a less expensive actor
02:38with a sharper jaw?
02:39Are you okay, Chubbles?
02:41No.
02:43Who am I if I'm not acting?
02:46Oh, I'm so sorry, Chubbles.
02:49Oh, it's okay, Kiff.
02:51It's not like you inadvertently caused all this.
02:53There's so much you can do, Chubbles.
02:58The world is a big place filled with opportunity.
03:01Hey, let me help you.
03:11Hmm.
03:12Slim Pickens is looking for a new grocery cart wrangler.
03:15Look at me.
03:16So young.
03:18So innocent.
03:20Hey, is that Yes, Ancestor,
03:22the show where celebrities learn all about their family tree?
03:27Now, according to our research,
03:29you come from a long line of mailbox men and women.
03:34Yes, I do.
03:36My parents were disappointed
03:37that I didn't follow in their footsteps.
03:39I love acting, but sometimes I wonder,
03:41what if?
03:43That's it.
03:44You can be a mailbox man
03:46or a man... mailbox... man.
03:49A ma... a mailman... mail... mailman... box?
03:54You're right.
03:55I'm going to be a mailman box.
03:58Just like my parents
03:59and my grandparents before me.
04:02Look at you.
04:08A mailman box.
04:10A mailbox who also delivers mail.
04:14Thank you, Kif.
04:15Look out, world.
04:16Chubbles the mailman is a-comin'.
04:18I'm coming.
04:25Guess who just gave Chubbles Wubbington
04:27a new lease on life?
04:29Way to go, Kif.
04:30I'm proud of you
04:31for being so kind and understanding.
04:33Here's your water, Mr. Chatterly.
04:38Oh, I'm sorry.
04:40I guess I was talking to myself
04:42when I asked for sparkling water.
04:43Does this water look sparkly to you?
04:46Dad, it's not that big of a deal.
04:51Kif, please.
04:52You're the daughter of Big Star with a big jaw.
04:54You deserve the best.
04:55Places, people!
04:57Time to make magic, Jonathan.
04:59What?
04:59I named my jaw Jonathan.
05:02Oh, that's normal.
05:05What's wrong with my dad?
05:07Ah, this always happens with leading men.
05:10His ego is almost the size of his jaw.
05:13His really big jaw.
05:15What do you mean
05:16I'm supposed to memorize my lines?
05:18People aren't buying tickets to hear words.
05:20They come for the jaw.
05:22Oh, no.
05:23Dad's turning into a real diva.
05:25Well, I hope Chubbles' new job
05:27is going well, at least.
05:29Ah, doom and sunshine's on my face.
05:33Things are looking up, Chubbles.
05:34I used to live here.
05:52I used to live here.
06:04Who are you?
06:06My name is Chubbles.
06:08Chubbles?
06:09Chubbles who?
06:10Chubbles, Wabbington.
06:11Who's Chubbles, Wabbington?
06:14Ha, me.
06:15I used to live here.
06:18Can I have my mail, please?
06:21Have a wonderful day.
06:27Chubbles, how was your first day of work?
06:29Mm, invigorating.
06:31I love this new life of mine.
06:32I'm just a regular person
06:34delivering regular mail to regular people.
06:37Oh, that feels good
06:38to get off my regular shoulders.
06:41It shouldn't feel good.
06:42Your bag should be empty,
06:44not full of mail.
06:45Okay, I don't understand.
06:47I've been getting calls from all over town.
06:49Nobody got their mail.
06:51You're fired.
06:52I knew I was forgetting something.
06:56This is gonna be fine.
06:58We can find another job
07:00where you can be a regular guy.
07:02Why?
07:03I hate being a regular guy.
07:05I thought you were happy.
07:06No, I'm not.
07:08I wanted to love not being
07:09a famous movie star so badly.
07:12But the truth is, I'm miserable.
07:15I was just acting happy.
07:19Acting.
07:21Acting.
07:22Don't you see?
07:24You are an amazing actor.
07:26It's what you were born to do.
07:28We've got to get you back
07:29into John Order.
07:31But Roy hates me now.
07:32How are we going to change his mind?
07:35Leave that to me.
07:37You're going to bribe Roy
07:39with a free boombox.
07:41Brilliant.
07:42No, I'm gonna sing a song.
07:43Oh, really?
07:44W-would that work?
07:45Trust me, I've done this before.
07:47No, I wasn't cutting corners.
07:56Roy Fox?
07:57I have something to say.
07:59What's going on?
08:10Does anyone have any batteries?
08:11How many do you need?
08:13Six double D?
08:14As I was saying...
08:22What the actual...
08:30Martin must be throwing another fit.
08:37Don't look at me!
08:39I'm a monster.
08:41What happened?
08:42My jaw-chewer broke.
08:44I tried to order a new one.
08:45It was supposed to arrive in the mail today,
08:47but it never came.
08:50I'm sorry, Martin,
08:52but you can't continue playing the lead.
08:54Because his jaw is all loose and flabby?
08:57Yes.
08:58And because Martin's obsession with sparkling water
09:00is bankrupting the studio.
09:02Whoa!
09:03Whoa!
09:04Whoa!
09:04Ha!
09:05Oh!
09:06Yeah.
09:06What can you do?
09:07Keep moving forward and whatnot.
09:09I'm sorry, Dad.
09:11But good news is your ego is back to normal.
09:13Come on.
09:13Let's go get you some regular non-sparkling water.
09:18Daddy's date.
09:19Woo!
09:20Daddy's date.
09:21Daddy's date.
09:22I have no star.
09:24I'm ruined.
09:25You already have a star.
09:27He's been right in front of you this whole time.
09:34Chubbles?
09:36You came back.
09:38I was here the whole time.
09:42I was wrong.
09:46Nobody can replace you.
09:48No, Roy.
09:49I was wrong.
09:50I'll settle for half a million nuts.
09:53And a car.
09:54Your car.
09:55Any car.
09:56You're my star, Chubbles.
09:58It was always you.
10:00I threw out Martin's jaw, sure.
10:02It was me.
10:02Act like you don't know.
10:03Now, don't worry.
10:05I can act.
10:09Yeah, you can.
10:12Let's do it.
10:17Hooray!
10:17I'm going to toss you up in the air now.
10:23Oh, goodness.
10:28I'm the jaw, Timmy.
10:30And I don't know about you, Order.
10:31P.I.
10:32But I think this city could use a little jaw and order.
10:38I don't know about you.
10:38I don't know about you.
10:39I don't know about you.
10:40I don't know about you.
10:40I don't know about you.
10:41I don't know about you.
10:41I don't know about you.
10:42I don't know about you.
10:42I don't know about you.
10:43I don't know about you.
10:43I don't know about you.
10:44I don't know about you.
10:44I don't know about you.
10:45I don't know about you.
10:45I don't know about you.
10:46I don't know about you.
10:46I don't know about you.
10:47I don't know about you.
10:47I don't know about you.
10:48I don't know about you.
10:48I don't know about you.
10:49I don't know about you.
10:49I don't know about you.
10:50Chirp.
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