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00:00Previously on The Kardashians.
00:02Wherever I go, my vibe goes off the wall.
00:05Welcome to Khloe in Wonderland.
00:07Hi, Mommy.
00:08Hi.
00:09Kris Jenner is feeling herself.
00:11Are you going to make me go through every childhood trauma until you're satisfied?
00:16If Kourtney was here, then that would probably happen, but I'm good.
00:19All right, good.
00:20Oh, Khloe.
00:22Forget it.
00:22Get over it.
00:24Oh.
00:25Oh, my God!
00:26You got it?
00:27There's no one like Kim.
00:30She has the most generous spirit.
00:33Happy Easter, everyone.
00:35Oh, my God.
00:36I did a prenuble scan, and they called me today, and they're like, you have an aneurysm in your brain.
00:43I have the bar exam, the met ball, and my robbery trial.
00:48Can I not to mention just all the stress in your life?
00:52Oh, it's been next level.
00:54I'm definitely worried about Kim.
00:56She has so much going on that I don't want her to have an aneurysm, of course.
01:02We live in color.
01:13Do it big and bright just like no other.
01:18When we step outside, we step in cheer.
01:23We live in color.
01:27So we literally film three lines as ourselves, then we change.
01:41Disney reached out to my mom and I to do promos for their new Freakier Friday movie that's
01:46coming out.
01:48And we're so excited to do this.
01:50I have a little bit of a crazy week.
01:51I have my cloud campaign.
01:53I have my podcast that I'm doing for Chloe in Wonderland.
01:56And I'm more than happy to do this because I love when I get to cosplay Kris Jenner.
02:03Ready, Freddie?
02:04Yeah, I'm ready.
02:09Let's roll sound.
02:11And action.
02:13Lights.
02:16Mom?
02:17Sorry, you took a minute.
02:20I was waiting.
02:21That was great.
02:22I was shocked.
02:23No, that was great.
02:24Mom?
02:25Chloe?
02:26Mom?
02:27Mom?
02:28What happened?
02:29Focus, Chloe.
02:30What did you do?
02:31I think you called me Chloe again.
02:33Oh, I did?
02:34I'm Showie.
02:35I am so proud of my mom right now.
02:39This could easily be a day where my mom loses her shit, but she's staying zen, she's doing
02:49her breath work, and she hasn't gone off on anyone yet.
02:52You were born Kris Jenner 2.0.
02:53She really is.
02:54She's my favorite.
02:55She's my favorite Kris.
02:56Even over me.
02:57She's my favorite Kris.
02:58She's the best Kris.
02:59Previously, you said if you had a Freaky Friday, one of your sisters, you would pick Kendall.
03:12I'm gonna be a supermodel going around town.
03:15I could hook up with this person.
03:16Not that Kendall does that, but I would be doing that.
03:19No kids.
03:20No responsi- she has responsibilities, but like, you know what I mean.
03:23Bar and Kendall, which sister would be your choice to Freaky Friday?
03:27I think I would Freaky Friday with Kylie.
03:30And I would do that because, hello, it's Kylie Jenner.
03:35We have cool friends.
03:37We have fun animals.
03:39We live in a fairy tale.
03:41We're not dating basketball players.
03:42We're going to the games courtside baby.
03:44She's a little bit of Snow White, but a little bit of pretty woman.
03:48Also, I would love to know what those boobs feel like.
03:53I'm okay with it.
03:59I decided.
04:00Hi Kris.
04:01Hi, I'm busy.
04:02You guys have two more minutes.
04:03That's it.
04:04I know I told you guys 4pm, but I don't care.
04:06It's 1pm.
04:07I have to go.
04:08Matthew!
04:09Noise.
04:10Noise.
04:11Let's do this.
04:16So, Mom, what would you like to talk about today?
04:21How about how I have never looked better?
04:24Oh, gosh.
04:25Okay, so we're never switching back.
04:28This has been an amazing day and so much fun.
04:32I especially love working with Chloe because she makes me laugh.
04:35And guess what?
04:36I didn't lose my shit once.
04:38So proud of myself.
04:40Mom!
04:41Mom!
04:42Mom!
04:43Mom!
04:44We're gonna cut there.
04:45We're good with that.
04:46Thank you so much.
04:47We appreciate it.
04:48Oh!
04:49What is it?
04:50Yeah.
04:51Boom.
04:52This just got good.
04:55Hi!
04:56I'm so glad you came.
04:57Hi!
04:58This is Veronique.
04:59This is Erika.
05:00Nice to meet you.
05:01I am meeting today with Erika Commissar.
05:02She's a renowned psychoanalyst, social worker, and parent guidance expert.
05:18Hi!
05:19How are you?
05:20Good.
05:21Thanks for having me.
05:22Thanks for coming.
05:23I had seen lots of her videos on social media and I felt compelled to reach out to her
05:34because she really focuses on zero to three years of age and says that that is the most
05:41important time developmentally for your child with attachment and being there for them.
05:50And how do you know each other?
05:51Are you...
05:52Do you live in the same area?
05:53We are from school.
05:54Yeah?
05:55Our daughters are together right now.
05:57I don't know how, but I came to their Christmas party and pretended to be Chloe's assistant.
06:02As a joke, and she would introduce me as her assistant, pretending to be Chloe's assistant really got me hooked up in the family.
06:12And then Iris is my sister Kylie's best friend.
06:16Nice to meet all of you.
06:17So, I'm a psychoanalyst and I started a non-profit.
06:21It's called Attachment Circles.
06:23And younger and younger children were being brought to me as young as two years of age with behavioral problems.
06:30And psychiatrists were trying to medicate them and it upset me.
06:34I did a deep dive into the neuroscience and the attachment theory.
06:39And so I said, I'm going to put this in lay people's terms so people can understand it.
06:43And what I was finding is that there was an absence of just basic fundamental understanding of parenting skills.
06:51The children who were doing the least well were the children whose primary attachment figures were not present.
06:58When I was 30, when I had Mason, nobody told me what to do.
07:03I didn't read any books, but the way that I felt my maternal instinct was to do attachment parenting.
07:11Before I had Penelope though, I read the attachment parenting book.
07:15And it was more intentional.
07:17And even though I was working, I didn't really think it was an option to not work.
07:24Now I have the option not to work.
07:28And I feel grateful to be able to find what I connect to.
07:33Zero to three is the first critical period of brain development.
07:36So what we were seeing is children with behavioral problems, with depression, with anxiety.
07:43These are all disorders of emotional regulation.
07:46So if you yourself are emotionally regulated, if you are calm in a storm, you model it for your children.
07:54So I would say the most powerful thing is you.
07:57I think Travis was saying you went to Australia and you took Rocky with you, right?
08:01Yeah.
08:02At two months and some people would say...
08:03Four months.
08:04Four months.
08:05Some people would say, oh, he's too young, it's such a long flight.
08:07But if you have to work and you're going to travel, you always take your baby with you.
08:12They rely on the same instinctual cues as all mammals.
08:15They want to be physically skin to skin close to you.
08:18They want to smell your smells.
08:20So if you have to go out, you give them a t-shirt that stinks of you.
08:24And they feel you're still with them in some way.
08:28I would take it.
08:29Yeah, take it with you?
08:30Yeah, I would take my baby with me.
08:32Um, only from what I've learned about attachment theory.
08:36Yeah.
08:37In this country, we have no paid leave.
08:39I've been fighting for paid leave for a decade.
08:41I went to the Senate to speak about the importance of paid leave for primary attachment figures.
08:47And there's always an excuse.
08:49And yet they say that we're a family-oriented society.
08:52When they're adolescent, now they have school from 8.30 in the morning until 3.30 in the afternoon.
09:00You can have a job.
09:01You can start a company.
09:02It's not a message of you can't work.
09:04It's a message of sleep when they sleep when they're infants and work when they work as they get older.
09:11I know some people find her to be controversial.
09:15And I think most of it is because of, you know, people that are like,
09:20well, I can't just not work and I need to work and we need both mom and dad to work.
09:26But I think her point is that she feels like our government should support moms and or dads to be home with their baby.
09:37I just heard something recently where it was like the things that you do that are the opposite of your parent is like you're healing yourself from something that you didn't get that you needed.
09:50I feel like I'm the opposite of my mom.
09:52So am I. I am a lot different as a mother than my mom was.
09:57She was definitely more controlling and still is.
10:01But it was the 80s then that was a different time.
10:05To me, like, I'm just like, live your best lives, guys.
10:08How long do you think to, like, they should be in the bed and also, like, breastfeeding?
10:16So they should be, they should be in your bed for the first eight weeks to 12 weeks.
10:21We sleep like a dream together.
10:23The whole point of breastfeeding is the emotional attunement.
10:27I mean, I've treated mothers who sit and they say, is it okay to be on my phone while I'm breastfeeding?
10:31And I'm like, no.
10:32Wait, what if your baby's asleep?
10:34Then can you be on your phone when you're breastfeeding?
10:37Because I'm on my phone.
10:38Yeah.
10:39I didn't know the no phone thing.
10:41I mean, I did not know that you should not be on your phone while breastfeeding.
10:47I've definitely done that with all kids.
10:50This is so, like, refreshing.
10:52Refreshing.
10:53Yeah.
10:54And it filled me up a lot.
10:55So thank you.
10:56Yeah.
10:57It's like breastfeeding, a phone thing.
10:59And now I'm like, the guilt that I have, but it's good because you shouldn't be doing
11:05it.
11:06It activates the part of your ego that says something feels right or feels wrong.
11:10Yeah.
11:11Yeah.
11:12There's so many different ways for people to parent their kids, but this is just what
11:16really connects with me.
11:18I definitely learned a lot today and found it really informative and helpful.
11:24One of the issues is you have this lovely community, but most mothers are finding it
11:29very lonely.
11:30And so we need support and we need all of you to tell everyone you know.
11:34And if you have any influence at all, spread the word.
11:50Ready to roll?
11:53How's it going?
11:54Exhausting.
11:55Yeah.
12:01I'm so busy in my life.
12:02The bar is in two months.
12:04I have the Met Gala.
12:05I have my robbery trial coming up.
12:08Oh, and I might have a brain aneurysm.
12:12No biggie.
12:14So Scott and I both are gonna look at our brains today with Dr. Amen.
12:20He does these brain scans to see how your brain health is really looking.
12:25By the way, I'm sorry about all that you're going through.
12:28It can't be fun and easy.
12:30It is hard.
12:31It looks stressful.
12:32I mean, I see some of that stuff and I'm just like .
12:37Yeah.
12:39Your ex is very loud out there right now.
12:44I just can't really engage.
12:46It's, I think it's just for the better.
12:49By the way, never once called.
12:51Right.
12:52I mean, I always encourage a relationship, but like a healthy one.
12:55But this is not healthy.
12:57It's just frustrating that my character as a mom is.
13:02Gets diminished.
13:03Yeah.
13:04Sometimes I just feel like snapping.
13:07Right.
13:08But where's that gonna get you?
13:09I just can't.
13:10Right.
13:12Sorry, you gotta deal with all that.
13:15My only focus and job is really just to be strong for my kids.
13:22Well, I'm so excited to get so many tips today and see what my brain's like.
13:30Come on back.
13:31Okay.
13:32I'm always trying to test and do things to see where I'm at and how I can improve.
13:37But look it, my brain is perfect when it comes to stressing.
13:41Then why you act like that?
13:44Does this tell you I have a very abnormally calm demeanor,
13:51even in like fight and flight mode?
13:54Can you see stuff like that and see why someone is so calm?
13:58You're like one of the very few people that there were zeros on all of the mood, anxiety.
14:05Yeah.
14:06It's insane.
14:07Yeah.
14:08About 15, 20 minutes just holding still.
14:10Do we have a blanket?
14:11Yes, we do.
14:12I've always wondered why Kim has been able to stay so calm during pretty much anything.
14:20I mean, she could get into a fist fight with one of her sisters and then be like,
14:25should I get green tea or Earl tea?
14:29And I'm like, I think you just assaulted somebody.
14:33She's able to bottle up her emotions.
14:36I'm not sure where they go.
14:38Maybe she's tucking them under her butt.
14:40That's why it's so big.
14:41I can fall asleep anywhere.
14:50Anywhere.
14:51I swear to God, I went to a strip club for my first time in Miami like a year ago.
14:56I fell asleep in the booth.
14:58Like, I can literally lay down anywhere no matter what's going on and fall asleep.
15:03Hey.
15:04Good morning.
15:05Thank you so much for holding still.
15:06That was perfect.
15:07It's just like a little cocoon that you're in and you just fall asleep.
15:12How's that?
15:13That's pretty damn tight.
15:14I have no idea.
15:15I've never looked at my brain before.
15:17So it should be interesting.
15:19So you're welcome to join Dr. Amen.
15:22Let me show you what a healthy skin looks like.
15:25So this is what we want it to look like.
15:30And so if we look at your brain, it actually looks beautiful.
15:37I have a beautiful brain.
15:40How does that become?
15:42So I've heard that before.
15:44Kim, this is not a brain that gets Alzheimer's.
15:48Scott, see these holes?
15:50I was joking and I said it's going to look like a bowling ball.
15:53And it does.
15:54Not terribly stressed, not anxious, not depressed.
15:57The front third of your brain is really sleepy.
16:00That's not good.
16:02You are extraordinary in being positive,
16:06which is why you're not terribly stressed, anxious, or depressed.
16:10This we have to fix.
16:12What's going on?
16:13If we don't fix that, that's going to be a long-term problem.
16:16Then you end up with issues with impulse control.
16:20None of it's permanent.
16:22It's not dead.
16:23Oh, okay.
16:24I was scared at first.
16:25I thought I was .
16:26If you don't reverse it, you are .
16:31What are those holes?
16:33Yeah, I don't like that.
16:34So what the holes mean is low activity.
16:40Compared to this one, the front part of your brain is less active than it should be.
16:47With your frontal lobes as they work now, it would be harder to manage stress.
16:54And that's not good for you, especially as you're studying and you're getting ready to take the boards.
17:00That just can't be.
17:03It just can't.
17:04Not accepting.
17:06For whatever reason, you're not getting, and it could be the chronic stress that you've been under trying to think about taking the boards in a couple of months and studying 10 hours a day.
17:19Mm-hmm.
17:20Not to mention all the other things that go on in your life.
17:22Yeah.
17:23But we have to make it better.
17:26I gotta get on a plan to really figure this out.
17:29Because I have some shit to do this summer.
17:32What?
17:33What?
17:34What?
17:35What?
17:36What?
17:37What's happening?
17:38What's happening?
17:39What?
17:40What's happening?
17:41What's happening?
17:42What's happening?
17:43Good morning.
17:44How's the packs?
17:45Good morning, Rocky.
17:46Hi baby, what's happening, good morning, good morning Rocky
18:08You fell at me sleeping, didn't you? She made it better
18:19Good morning, good morning
18:25Good morning
18:38The sun is shining
18:40Guitar
18:44Guitar, you want to go play guitar?
18:52It's kind of cold
18:53Do you want some breakfast pee?
18:56I got some pee
18:57821 and then I try to leave my phone
19:02No phones for as long as possible
19:05I would say my peaceful sacred bubble doesn't have to be at home
19:11It's wherever my world is, you know, like my kids and my husband, it's like wherever we are
19:18Every morning
19:21As she clears her skies
19:26There's magic in this light
19:29No, no, no, no
19:34Oh, you want me to sit on the ball with you?
19:36It's like when a person could feel like fall, like I can't explain it, it's like that feeling of like pumpkin drinks back at places, starting to put up decorations, it's such a beautiful thing, having this life together
19:52Hey, rock
19:53Hey, rock
19:53Hey, rock
19:54Hey, rock
19:55Hey, rock
19:55Hey, rock
19:56Hey, rock
19:57Hey, rock
19:59Rocky, will you show me how Tom plays?
20:02Hmm?
20:03Oh, yeah, that was good
20:06I like that
20:08Did you know I drink out of a Christmas pump every day?
20:16I want it to be Christmas
20:18Mom, do you think Chavez wants any?
20:26Yeah, I bet he would have some pee
20:27Mama Moose
20:30Mama Moose
20:31Here's what he wants
20:31We were playing, I was the horse, he was the cow
20:34We started talking about what sound the cow makes and he said, Mama Moose
20:38Mama Moose, look, we have breakfast
20:41Cause I'll always be there
20:45Mom, do you think it's done?
20:47I don't need it
20:49Yeah, it's done
20:51You want to have blueberries?
20:54Blueberries?
20:55They're so good
20:57And so good for you
20:59Thank you
21:00Oh, you tricked me
21:02Mmm, thank you
21:06Always be, always be there
21:12Mmm, mmm, don't want to always be there
21:17Oh, oh, oh, don't you know that we're electric
21:23Electric, feel the dirt blowing now
21:28Oh, oh, oh
21:29It's the day before the Met
21:31We're doing a Python Dallara fitting for the after-party.
21:41Now, I definitely think, like, pulling up to court in Paris
21:44like this for the trial would give me so much pleasure.
21:50Right after the Met, I'm gonna be leaving for Paris
21:52to testify in the trial.
21:55And now I just want to get the looks right.
21:58I wasn't sure if I was gonna come this year,
22:00because I was just gonna focus on bar prep,
22:04and so I couldn't really do all the fittings this year.
22:06I had to do everything last minute,
22:09so I really have to make it worth it
22:10and just use my time really efficiently.
22:14It's a bit stuck.
22:17The theme this year is superfine tailoring black style,
22:20and I'm so excited that I'm going with Chrome Hearts.
22:23Lenny Kravitz is, like, the definition of the modern-day dandy,
22:27and so that was my inspiration.
22:30I will say, guys, this is, like, the first Met.
22:32I'm not stressed.
22:35Am I acting stressed?
22:36No, no, no.
22:37You seem really calm on you.
22:39How many times have I been to the Met?
22:41Is this my 12th?
22:42Hold on, guys. Here's the 12th.
22:43This is, like, my most consistent relationship.
22:46I feel really good about our looks.
22:50I'm not nervous this year.
22:51Neither is Kendall and neither is Kylie.
22:53We all are super chill this year.
22:56Do you see her here?
22:58The shoulders, it just needs to be a little more.
23:01This is it.
23:02No, it's so beautiful.
23:04I am going to the Met with a new young designer
23:07called Tori Sheju.
23:08I'm excited.
23:09I feel like it's never about me,
23:10but I feel like this year specifically,
23:12it's definitely not about me.
23:13So I really wanted to highlight a new young black woman designer.
23:17This side is gorgeous.
23:19Yes, it is.
23:19This side is beautiful.
23:21This, because it needs to be placed down.
23:23This just needs to be stitched down like this.
23:26This doesn't look nice.
23:27No, no, no.
23:28See when it bubbles like that?
23:30Today, we have our second fitting,
23:34and the dress just isn't there yet.
23:36So I think that obviously causes a little bit of stress
23:39and a little bit of nerves.
23:41Worst case scenario, tomorrow I put it on
23:43and it's not doing it.
23:44We literally stuff a pad in there.
23:45That's what I was thinking.
23:47Yeah.
23:48Okay.
23:50It's, like, kind of one of those things where we won't really know
23:53what we're feeling until tomorrow when we try the dress on
23:55for the final time.
23:58So, um, we will see, but fingers crossed.
24:02Cool, let's take it out.
24:03Okay.
24:06Oh, my God, did I tell you guys the craziest thing
24:08that happened to me?
24:10When I was studying yesterday before I came here,
24:13all of a sudden my computer, like, fully crashed
24:16and went black.
24:17And my screen turned into a picture of my dad
24:20that I've never seen before.
24:22I don't have this picture,
24:23and I've never seen this picture before.
24:25Look.
24:27Oh, my God.
24:29Wow.
24:31Well, the time says 2-13.
24:35See the big 2-1-3 by my dad?
24:37So I was like this.
24:39What does it mean?
24:40So I looked up angel number 2-13,
24:43and it says the angel of guiding you towards your goals
24:48goals and encouraging you in your abilities.
24:52You want to know who I told?
24:53Put it in the family chat.
24:55You want to know what Courtney's response was?
24:58What do you think it was?
25:00Something great and positive.
25:01Oh.
25:02No.
25:02No.
25:09Do you want to know what Courtney's response was?
25:11What do you think it was?
25:12I...
25:13Something great and positive.
25:14Oh.
25:14No, it was...
25:17I think it's dad probably saying that you shouldn't do the bar.
25:20Oh.
25:20You've got enough on your plate.
25:22You've got four kids.
25:23And I was like, huh.
25:25It's like, well, Courtney, I'm three months away.
25:27I'm taking it.
25:28I want to do this for myself.
25:29So as much as you discourage it, I'm doing it.
25:32Courtney, listen to me.
25:35I'm a workaholic.
25:36I'm everything you think I am.
25:38I'm a psycho and I want to learn.
25:40And I'd rather be in law school than sitting home all day.
25:44I'd rather be at law school than doing anything
25:47that you could possibly think that I would rather be doing.
25:49I want to be in law school, okay?
25:51I love it.
25:51It's my passion.
25:53I die for it.
25:54How else can I say it to you?
25:56Do you want me to say it in Japanese?
25:59Do you want me to say it in Chinese?
26:01Do you want me to say it in German?
26:02Do you want me to say it in Spanish?
26:08That's how much I mean it.
26:10Like, what language do you speak for me to get you to understand
26:13that I live, breathe for law school?
26:16I love it.
26:18Do you get it?
26:21And I said, you know what, Court?
26:22I thought about it and I did not come to this earth to rest
26:26in this incarnation.
26:28It's my life.
26:32Show me what you got.
26:40Show me what you got.
26:43Show me what you got.
26:44You look so cute.
26:46What are you saying?
26:47Hi.
26:48Go potty, go potty, go straight.
26:50We are finally launching cloud popcorn to the masses.
26:55And we are doing a surprise pop-up launch party at Barry's.
26:59Barry, who is not dead.
27:01Everybody, he is alive and thriving.
27:04Hi.
27:05Hi, guys.
27:06And we're going to go by the Grove afterwards.
27:09Hi, how are you?
27:10Nice to see you.
27:11Hi, babe.
27:11Hi, how are you?
27:12Doing good.
27:13I love you.
27:13No hugging?
27:14Okay.
27:15No hugging.
27:15I always love having my kids around for really big moments as much as possible.
27:21Can I have a kiss?
27:23No, me.
27:23Not yourself.
27:29Tatum and Shrew have been taste testers and along for a lot of the cloud journey,
27:34so I want them here for this.
27:44Let's give out popcorn to people, True.
27:46Do you want to pass out some popcorn?
27:48I think it's so much fun for my kids to be here.
27:51When I was a kid, I loved having responsibility.
27:53I still love having responsibility, and I try to make my kids have responsibilities,
27:57whether they be big or small, but then for them to showcase their responsibilities,
28:01it's like they feel so fulfilled.
28:04Can I have juicy salt, please?
28:05Yes.
28:05What do you want?
28:06You guys want the light flavors.
28:08Yeah.
28:08Oh, my goodness.
28:09Let's do the kettle corn.
28:10Yeah.
28:11Kettle corn.
28:12Oh, perfect.
28:13Amazing.
28:13You read my mind.
28:14Wow.
28:15She's a good employee.
28:16Yeah.
28:16Good job, True.
28:18I also think for my kids to see that I started something and completed something and that
28:23I'm out there putting myself out there, I think it's good for my kids to work a little bit.
28:29We're not making them do child labor.
28:31They're allowed to do whatever they want.
28:32But I think work can be play as long as you get the business done and when you can have fun,
28:37like, that's epic.
28:39I think my son ate that, so I'm going to get you a new one.
28:42He's got to have a snack.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Can't work for free.
28:48Come on, True.
28:50Come on, True.
28:52It makes me proud to see my kids completing tasks.
28:56Hopefully, this will be a family-run business for decades upon decades.
29:03You're doing amazing, sweetie.
29:05Come on, True.
29:14Are they not ready?
29:15No.
29:15How are you going?
29:17Are they going?
29:18Maybe not everything is perfect.
29:22The hat doesn't fit if we have hair extensions.
29:25I need hair extensions because my hair is short and I don't want short hair.
29:31Earlier today, I was feeling really calm, and then there was this shift in my energy because it wasn't really fitting,
29:37and I was just stressing out a little bit because I felt like if I took off this time and flew here to New York,
29:44I wanted it to be perfect, and I'm already stressing that I didn't give it enough time and energy.
29:49I just am like, I need to be studying. Why am I here? Why?
29:53Like, I just am really annoyed that I decided to come on this trip.
30:01I want to go home. This is just too much.
30:03It's the dress. They misunderstood.
30:07They cut it three inches too short, and it's a piece of alligator, so we can't get another piece.
30:14Now we have to add a piece. Another's going to be a seam, which will look...
30:18If it looks horrible, I'm not going.
30:19I've never heard you once say, I might just not go. You've never said that.
30:31I'm just, like, exhausted.
30:34I already feel so guilty that I'm here for this, that, like, if it doesn't fit, I'll just honestly go home.
30:40I have no idea. I'm going to wake up in the morning, the dress is either going to fit or it's not.
30:45So, like, it is what it is.
30:47Let's go.
30:57Let's go.
30:58Can you say, look at me, yeah.
31:03I've got that.
31:04New York spirit in me.
31:0524-7 on my city, don't sleep.
31:08Everybody hustling.
31:10Street stay bustling.
31:11That's why I love it in NYC.
31:14Okay, so things are shaping up for the mat.
31:19I was, like, about to cry last night.
31:22What happened with the dress? You were worried about the seam.
31:25We ended up cutting it up, the dress, in, like, two pieces.
31:28Literally at 1 o'clock in the morning.
31:30Yeah. I mean, we were still fitting it at 3 in the morning.
31:33We have had to cut this up because it just, the proportions weren't right.
31:38Cutting it close.
31:39Yeah.
31:40It was really crazy.
31:43We went to bed thinking, like, if it doesn't fit...
31:46Must have quit.
31:47We must quit.
31:50So, it fit.
31:51Last night, North came in my room.
31:54She gave me the cutest little balloon that says,
31:57good luck, and some flowers.
31:59North knows that I'm, like, really discouraged.
32:23She can feel that I'm so defeated.
32:25And just the fact that she wanted to cheer me up and encourage me to go
32:29is just so sweet.
32:32And I'm so moved that she doesn't want me to give up,
32:37and she doesn't want me to, like, quit.
32:38I don't want to let her down.
32:40I want to, like, represent for her.
32:42It's all good.
32:43But it's, like, crunch time.
32:45Keep a switch.
32:46I don't quit.
32:47I'm a hot.
32:49Make a noise.
32:50I don't lose.
32:51I'm a hot.
32:51Today, I'm shooting Chloe in Wonderland,
32:54and I'm really excited because Port's going to be on.
32:56So, I don't know what the f*** today's going to be like.
32:58Hopefully, it's good enough to be happy.
33:00Here, I'm going to make an OTF.
33:02Look at her long hair.
33:04I'm so proud of Chloe with her new podcast.
33:08She's in black.
33:09I'm in pink.
33:10We sort of called it.
33:11So many experts and people that we see on social media,
33:15and to be able to access them and share them with a bigger audience,
33:19I think it's such a fun thing for her to be able to do.
33:22What a pretty set, Chloe.
33:24Oh, my gosh, darling.
33:26Do I sit here?
33:27Yeah.
33:28That is a very intense cup.
33:31Size or crystals?
33:32All of it.
33:35Every last detail.
33:36I knew you had something to say about something.
33:39So, typically, when I do podcasts,
33:41I, like, study and I research my guests.
33:44I'm like, what am I going to ask them?
33:46Did you do any research for today?
33:49No, I didn't.
33:51But I don't know what we're going to talk about.
33:54Did somebody else write all your questions?
33:56I have questions, but...
33:58Oh, we'll just figure it out when we're talking.
33:59Oh, I was just like, f*** the questions.
34:01We're just going to talk.
34:03So, what do you want to talk about today?
34:05To either throw them up in the air,
34:07or you can go and see where it leads us.
34:10Welcome to Chloe in Wonderland.
34:13I've been waiting to come down to Wonderland.
34:16You are the first sister.
34:19Wow.
34:20Wow.
34:21I'm honored.
34:21I love that I'm the first sister on Chloe's podcast.
34:25I didn't know that.
34:27Are you guys back on a group chat together?
34:29I think I added her right back and just was like, deal with this.
34:32And then I think she kept removing herself,
34:34and I kept adding her until she just was like, whatever.
34:37I'm sure she muted us, but that's not my problem.
34:41What are your issues with mom?
34:42Let's talk about that.
34:44No, I don't have issues.
34:45I feel like subliminally.
34:46Well, no, I don't have issues now.
34:48Now I feel like I can ask her questions.
34:52I think I had resentment about certain things even before I ever started therapy.
34:58Do you have tips for people that are blending families?
35:00Don't sweat the smell stuff, but also, I mean, have a sense of humor.
35:04If a teenager did something that's like what teenagers do,
35:09I'm not the role that has to make it a big deal.
35:12I think something that Bruce did so well with us, or I could speak for myself,
35:17is Bruce never tried to be dad.
35:20Okay, so that wasn't my experience.
35:22Okay.
35:23But maybe that's why it became your experience.
35:27So grateful for that for you.
35:29But really, he tried to be dad for you?
35:34Well, not dad, but tried to be controlling and bossy
35:38and would tell me certain friends can't come over.
35:42I'd be like, I want to call my dad.
35:44And then he would like hang up the phone.
35:46We would have like yelling wars.
35:49Yeah, that is not my experience at all.
35:50That's crazy.
35:52See, you can live in the same house being raised by the same parents.
35:55Not even know.
35:56Not even know and have totally different experiences.
35:58Well, I'm sorry you went through that.
36:00It was fine.
36:01That's why I moved into dad's.
36:03I had no clue.
36:05I think that Quart had such blind loyalty to my dad, which is wonderful.
36:10No matter who Bruce was or did, I don't think anything would have been good enough for Quart
36:18at that time.
36:18She was the oldest going through that divorce.
36:21It's a lot emotionally on people.
36:23Where me, I think I was like five when I met Bruce.
36:27It's like everything's a fairy tale and it's innocence.
36:29And everything was just great in my eyes.
36:33Oh, it's Kimberly.
36:37Hi, I'm doing my podcast with...
36:41Oh, you are?
36:42How's it going?
36:43I'm the first sister guest.
36:45How fun.
36:47Met Monday.
36:48That's so pretty.
36:50Well, I just wanted to say good luck today, guys, on doing your podcast.
36:55No, she didn't.
36:56No, you didn't.
36:57You didn't know she was doing it.
36:58Yes, I did.
36:59I have a camera crew.
37:00Who told me?
37:01Oh, productions.
37:02Oh.
37:02They're so nice of them.
37:03Well, good luck at the Met Ball.
37:05Good luck at the Met.
37:06We can't wait to see how everyone looks.
37:09Yeah, we can't wait.
37:09What time are you going out?
37:11Imagine being us and just being able to sit up and think, watch everyone on the red carpet.
37:17I can't wait.
37:18Yeah, and imagine being us, being able to walk down the red carpet.
37:21How fun and exciting and all glammed up.
37:23Two different lives.
37:27Okay.
37:28I love you guys.
37:29Have fun.
37:29I love you.
37:31Bye.
37:31Bye.
37:32Bye, guys.
37:33Bye.
37:35She's always like, isn't it so lucky to be sitting here doing nothing, not having to glam?
37:40I'm like, no.
37:41Isn't it lucky that we are here?
37:43Everyone could have different likes.
37:45It's just more of like the judgment or the shame that her decision is the better decision.
37:51Watching it from home in her pajamas.
37:53We get it.
37:54You love pajamas.
37:55But I want to be here and it's so fun.
37:57What is your favorite memory of you and I as a duo?
38:02Or what's your least favorite?
38:05You and I would gang up on Kim for so long.
38:08And then it felt like the tables turned.
38:12So you didn't like both eras or you didn't like when Kim and I would gang up on you?
38:16No, I liked when we ganged up on Kim.
38:18That was fun.
38:19I don't think we're in a ganging up era.
38:22I think we're just in a like different places era.
38:26Kim's working and has the kids.
38:28Chloe has her kids and is working.
38:30And I have my kids and my husband.
38:34Is there anything that really bothers you about me?
38:36I'm here to listen.
38:38I mean, sometimes.
38:39Yes, let's go through the list.
38:42Go through the list.
38:44Sometimes you'll just like look at me with like just judging eyes.
38:51Oh, no.
38:52Judging away.
38:53Okay.
38:54It's not today's mood.
38:55It's a certain mood.
38:57Okay.
38:58I don't feel like.
38:59Maybe I do.
39:00I don't know.
39:01It's just kind of like, oh, yeah.
39:03Like, I don't know.
39:04It's just a little.
39:04When I do it next, will you call it out?
39:06I will.
39:07So I can be aware because I have a very expressive face and you would think I've had a lot of Botox and it still just really shines on through.
39:17So I don't do Botox.
39:19And it's sort of a joke, Courtney.
39:21Oh, do you see the judging eyes now?
39:24Yeah.
39:24Okay.
39:24They're here with no other facial expression.
39:28Just the judging eyes.
39:29Okay.
39:30Okay, Courtney.
39:31This is great.
39:32Good.
39:32It was great for me, too.
39:34I could talk to you all day.
39:35You know, it's like you're my sister.
39:37Or something.
39:39One, two, three.
39:46I'll do a little of the white wine to start.
39:48The team worked overnight and I feel like we've gotten there.
39:52I am so much happier today and I think that it's all working out.
39:57It looks so clean and nice.
39:59Like this.
39:59Yeah.
40:00It looks so nice.
40:01Yeah.
40:02Perfect.
40:03Yeah.
40:04What time is it?
40:055.48.
40:05I feel really chill, actually.
40:08I feel really chill.
40:10I have my wine.
40:11I'm switching to tequila in a little bit.
40:13Just to numb completely.
40:21Wow.
40:22It fits like a glove.
40:27It's perfect.
40:29I love the whole vibe.
40:30I think it's like so gangster and cool and like rocker badass and I'm really happy with it.
40:38Everyone, don't kill me, but I feel like I could pee.
40:40No, Kim.
40:41Please don't.
40:42Are you sure?
40:43Are you sure?
40:43Do you not?
40:44Pee in the cup.
40:45Should we all say a prayer, glam team?
40:48Yeah.
40:48You want to lead the prayer or no?
40:49Sure.
40:50Okay.
40:51Dear Lord Jesus, thank you for taking us here today.
40:54Then, man, make sure my mom has the best outfit and in your name we pray, amen.
41:00Amen.
41:01I'll just say a thank you to everyone that was involved in this.
41:04It takes a lot of hard work and prep and that doesn't go unnoticed.
41:09You know, that all the hard work that we put in it.
41:12Let's pray that everyone looks good and let's pray that we look great.
41:16Just keep an eye out for me.
41:41Yeah, we're popping out a little, but like it's nothing nobody's ever seen before.
41:46I know.
41:54TikTok went nuts over the fact that my security stepped on my dress and then I turned around
42:00to see who it was or what was going on.
42:02They thought it was like a death stare.
42:05If anything ripped or broke, it would have been crazy.
42:08And then you would have seen me gone nuts.
42:10But that, just a stare, come on.
42:12It wasn't like a Kris Jenner stare or yell.
42:15So relax.
42:17Wow, that's shady.
42:24Kim, your crack comes out just a little bit.
42:27I love you.
42:28Right here.
42:28I love you.
42:29I think this is the longest ride we've ever done.
42:38Oh, I'm going to faint.
42:41My sister's made it yet.
42:43No, I'm not good.
42:44There's like an F1 car that's holding up the line.
42:47This is so stressful.
42:49Apparently there's an F1 race car movie promo that is stopping traffic.
42:55It held up the line like 45 minutes to an hour.
42:58So I time out my night based on when I'm going to have to pee.
43:03So it's like throwing me off and like giving me more pee anxiety because I can only hold it for so long.
43:09I am losing my mind.
43:12Are we anywhere near it?
43:16What's happening?
43:18I mean, this is crazy.
43:20What time is it?
43:20So I am maybe the latest I've ever been to a Met Gala.
43:26Vogue is freaking out because they didn't realize it was in LA.
43:28They had to like shut streets down and stop everybody.
43:32There was crazy, crazy traffic.
43:35So I'm a little stressed.
43:36I don't like being late.
43:38I don't like the buildup that it causes, like especially sitting in traffic on your way to an event that you're already a little nervous about.
43:44How far are you?
43:47Okay, I'm probably closer than you.
43:49Try and find me in the line.
43:51Okay, bye.
43:54Do you see it?
43:55We got it.
43:58We're almost there.
44:13Northe, I love you.
44:15Thank you for being here with me.
44:16Another Met is what it's about.
44:18I don't think I could do it without you.
44:19I love you.
44:22Okay, we're here.
44:23All you got to do is get up those stairs.
44:26We've done it a million times.
44:27I know.
44:28All right, guys.
44:29Thank you, everyone.
44:30Bye.
44:31I love you.
44:32Incredible.
44:32We made it.
44:34This is the fun part.
44:35We got the way.
44:37Camp.
44:38We can have time to go down.
44:39Camp.
44:41Camp.
44:41How are you?
44:42Sit up and sit down.
44:43It's right here.
44:44It's going right here.
44:45We're rolling up.
44:46This is here.
44:47We're getting it.
44:48We're getting it.
44:50We can take all this way.
44:51We can take all this way.
44:53We can take all straight ahead.
44:54It's a really good night.
44:54And it is always so fun to go to big events like this and know that my sisters are also
45:01going to be in the room.
45:02It relieves a lot of the nerves.
45:03It's always so fun to come to the Met.
45:11And I really feel like it's like a big sister night out.
45:14You had to glue your feet into your shoes to hurt.
45:19Max told me to tape my feet into the shoe.
45:22I didn't think taping my feet into my shoes would be a big thing.
45:27But I guess it is.
45:29The heels were two sizes too big and I didn't want to trip on the carpet.
45:33Now my feet are stuck in the shoes.
45:35Oh my God.
45:35That's wild.
45:36Ow.
45:37Ow.
45:39We did it.
45:43Pizza.
45:47Pizza and donuts.
45:50We killed it.
45:52Everyone's loving.
45:53It was worth the drums.
45:55You guys, what are we going to do?
45:56I want these necklaces.
45:57Hulu, Disney, will you buy them for me?
46:01$20 million.
46:04Guys, that necklace.
46:05Oh my God.
46:07It's a deal.
46:08It's really a deal.
46:09For having the number one show on Hulu.
46:11Come on, guys.
46:12Guys, the Daily Mail.
46:15We're on the list of the best dress.
46:17Yay.
46:18Yay.
46:21Kimberly, what guys are out here for us?
46:23I don't know.
46:24I thought we were going to meet someone tonight.
46:26Have you ever tried to set Kim up on a date?
46:30Have I tried to set her on a date?
46:32You guys are always calling him.
46:33I probably just set her with every person she's ever going to be.
46:37I was going to say, yeah.
46:39Oh, don't get it started.
46:41She's Miss Cupid.
46:42So cute.
46:43Okay, so Lala is my bestie.
46:45Like, I know where all the berries are bodied.
46:49What?
46:49Did I say that wrong?
46:50Yes.
46:51I know where all of her bodies are buried.
46:54And she knows, like, everything, everything, everything.
47:00Like, yeah.
47:04I'm tired, but we're going to fly home at four in the morning.
47:07So that's three hours.
47:08You have, like, more stamina than anybody else.
47:12I'm not human.
47:14The robot.
47:14Okay, Mom, I love you.
47:15I'm getting ready for the next look.
47:17I kind of feel like going to the after parties tonight.
47:19We're just feeling it a little bit.
47:21And then first thing in the morning, we're going to go home.
47:24I'm going to drop North off.
47:25And then I'm going to swap my bags and go straight to Paris for the robbery trial.
47:31Good times.
47:33We did it.
47:34Killed it.
47:34Bye.
47:35Love you.
47:36Bye, everyone.
47:37I love you.
47:38Thank you so much for making the Met dream come true.
47:42Seriously.
47:43Love you guys.
47:49Next on the Kardashians.
47:51We just landed in Paris.
47:53Look at the guns.
47:54Look at the behind machine guns.
47:56We are here for the trial.
47:58It'll be over soon.
48:00These guys are so aggressive.
48:01The paparazzi are surrounding us.
48:04Oh, my God.
48:05This just doesn't feel safe.
48:07I just want to go in and like all diamonds.
48:09I think you should.
48:10I don't like when people tell me what to do.
48:14Wait.
48:14Do you think we really should walk in there with all the diamonds on?
48:17Should we rethink this?
48:19Kim, Kim, Kim, Kim.
48:20I want to taunt the out of these losers.
48:23Kim is three feet from the perpetrators.
48:28What a scary thing.
48:30Really?
48:31Yeah.
48:31And like tears were coming down.
48:33That was six hours of torture.
48:37We're in the chat.
48:38Is it out?
48:38Yeah.
48:39The verdict is in.
48:40Oh, my gosh.
48:41Oh, my gosh.
48:42Show me what you got.
48:48Show me what you got.
48:51Show me what you got.
48:55Show me what you got.
48:57Take me to paradise.
49:00Dip it to the ocean of ice.
49:03Sometimes I shade my eyes.
49:05Oh, now it won't stop.
49:07Show me what you got.
49:09There's a moment when the Marilyn dress gets brought up and Chris Appleton's like, oh,
49:30God, please don't bring that up.
49:31Oh, my God.
49:32I will bring this up to the end of time.
49:33I don't know why, but everyone told me, don't do Marilyn hair.
49:37You're going to look like a wax figure of Marilyn.
49:40We just thought we wanted to be blonde.
49:42I should have been like dark Jackie O vibes hair.
49:45I've actually Photoshopped it 500 different ways after the fact, like last year, to see.
49:51Do you want to see?
49:52Because I have tortured Chris Appleton on this decision.
49:55Should it have been a Marilyn vibe hair in blonde?
49:59Should it have been more of a Jackie O dark?
50:03Either one of these would have worked.
50:04I think it should have been.
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