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00:00Previously on Southern Charm.
00:03What's up?
00:04We're just trying to get some sun
00:06before Madison's baby shower.
00:08As Austin was busy rebuilding his friendship with Craig,
00:11Vanita torched hers.
00:13What's your response to Vanita saying she's on Paige's side
00:17in your breakup?
00:18I won't be associated with her.
00:20I mean, like, I can see both sides, right?
00:22He probably expected all of our friends to have his back.
00:25Meanwhile, Craig was navigating life in the single lane.
00:29You should date around.
00:30I'm 37 years old, so I'm like, did I age out of, like?
00:33No, talk to your buddy, chef.
00:36He's got promise.
00:38And when we all got together for my baby shower.
00:42You look nice.
00:43You do, too.
00:44That's crazy.
00:45I'm out of breath.
00:46So when I come over to your house tonight.
00:47Molly got so caught up in a new crush,
00:50she ditched her concert.
00:52I feel glad I let them down.
00:54They're never going to let me back in.
00:56They're going to be so mad.
00:58Hey, Craig.
00:59And Sally got so caught up in Craig.
01:02Whitney's having an after party.
01:04She tried to play peacemaker.
01:05We're going to Whitney's.
01:06Do you want to come with us?
01:08No.
01:08I'm ready for you to talk to Craig.
01:09I'm not.
01:10I'm out.
01:12That is so rude.
01:13The kids got welcome.
01:15Mm-hmm.
01:27I tried to take you surfing.
01:28You tried to eat the board.
01:29Oh, hi.
01:31Let me give you a little more fresh water.
01:36Don't try and escape while I'm doing this.
01:38Don't you do it.
01:40You already went on a nice little vacation.
01:44Whitney, there's a big package.
01:46Could you please bring it in?
01:48It's heavy, whatever it is.
01:49It's a candle.
01:54I just thought it was kind of cool.
01:57Jesus Christ.
02:02You're dirty.
02:04This is good for me.
02:05Oh, yeah, you like that now.
02:08Good boy.
02:09See?
02:10All clean.
02:11OK, one clean puppy.
02:14You want to FaceTime your auntie, Vanita,
02:16and show her how clean you are?
02:23I'm 1,000% not ready for a FaceTime call with you.
02:27What's wrong?
02:28So, like, well, I feel like certain things were just,
02:35like, very up at the baby shower.
02:39What?
02:40I left the party because I was going to cry.
02:43I know, I'm sorry.
02:46I just got really excited, and I ran with it.
02:48Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
02:50I love Sally with every fiber of my being.
02:53But so help me God, she centers men in a way
02:56that I don't understand.
02:58I love Vanita, but the issues between her and Craig,
03:02and now I'm kind of just in the middle,
03:04and I'm trying to navigate that, and it's really freaking hard.
03:08Anyways, so party.
03:11Party.
03:12My singles party.
03:13It's Friday.
03:15I have a task for you.
03:18I'm listening.
03:19I want you to help me pick out the decorations.
03:22Got it.
03:23OK, so give me, like, the theme is?
03:26Sally sells singles by the seashore.
03:29So we want, like, beach?
03:31Beach themes.
03:32Like, I want it to be, like, frat boy vibes,
03:34but, like, also just, like, not that trashy.
03:37Cute.
03:37Because I would like to meet someone that's super single and super cute.
03:41OK.
03:42I don't want to stay single forever.
03:44I'm trying to not have sex with just anyone.
03:48I've only slept with one person since Andrew.
03:50Wait, who else coming?
03:52I don't know.
03:53I haven't invited anyone yet.
03:54OK.
03:55But I need hot men.
03:57I know that my actions and words can make people think I'm not ready to settle down.
04:02Even my therapist has said, like, you know, you want to be a wife?
04:06Act like a wife.
04:07I'm like, what the would I act like a wife when I'm not a wife?
04:10I wish my hot-ass pool man would come.
04:13They invite him.
04:14I did.
04:15But I didn't follow up.
04:16I don't know.
04:17I'm just having fun until I find that guy.
04:19Follow up.
04:20The man already knows how you live.
04:21It makes it easy.
04:22What am I going to do?
04:23Find my husband in my kitchen cooking dinner and baking coffee cakes all day?
04:27Nah.
04:28I have too many crushes going on right now.
04:30I'm going to focus on just four of them.
04:34I'm just kidding.
04:35I'm kidding.
04:37I'm kidding.
04:38I'm kidding.
04:39I'm kidding.
04:40You look kind of crazy.
04:42I feel weird.
04:44It was just a long night.
04:47Oh, yeah?
04:48You had some fun?
04:49Yeah.
04:52I hate being hungover.
04:54You know, it was a good time, but I'm not used to not feeling 100% anymore.
04:58I've never had a healthy relationship with alcohol single, I guess.
05:05Damn it.
05:06That stupid door.
05:09Craig, are you drunk?
05:11You said, I'm taking the van.
05:13I'm taking the van to the house.
05:14You're bitching about him.
05:15I don't want to get on a plane.
05:16I'm taking the plane.
05:17Craig, are you drunk?
05:19Seriously, move on with your life and stop bringing me into this.
05:23It's crazy.
05:24Craig.
05:25Craig.
05:26Craig.
05:27Craig is hammering.
05:28Yeah, he is hammering.
05:29It's something that I've never thought I had to deal with.
05:32However, now I'm by myself and kind of sad.
05:38I mean, how do I form a connection that doesn't include going out, you know, to the bars?
05:44Calendar-wise, coming up, you'll be at the store on Sunday for Mother's Day and then we go to New York for the Better Home and Garden Awards.
05:50We get back at 10 and then drive an hour and a half to the warehouse.
05:54Really?
05:55Yeah, and then the next week we're in Palm Beach at a home show.
05:57Um.
05:58And then Aspen Wine and Food.
05:59Holy crap.
06:00It's like really quick.
06:01These turnarounds are killing me.
06:02I mean, you do it yourself.
06:04I know.
06:05It's an intense schedule.
06:07It's just because like when I'm working is the only time that my mind is quiet now.
06:12Yeah.
06:13Jack is like a general contractor, but for my life.
06:17Like before I was like, if I have an extra day, I'm gonna fly to New York.
06:21You'd go to New York and hang out with Paige and then I would be here waiting for you.
06:24Yeah.
06:25He has been with me every step of the way through this breakup.
06:28I'll always be grateful I didn't lose you when I hit my bottom and I don't plan on going back there.
06:33Yeah.
06:34But just know if I ever need to leave in the middle of the night with the kids, I will.
06:38And now that I don't have a best friend to like text every day, Jack is my comfort, like safe place now.
06:47Well, now I gotta figure out how to be at peace.
06:49I mean, it's been what?
06:51Four months now?
06:52Yeah.
06:53Like, you're gonna figure it out, right?
07:04Okay.
07:05Hey.
07:06How are you?
07:07Good.
07:08How are you?
07:09You look so cute.
07:10Hey, Karen.
07:11Karen, you wanna come home with me?
07:12My snake would eat you.
07:13Oh, God.
07:14Have you opened all these?
07:15Yeah, but I gotta do thank you cards, which I'm terrible at.
07:17Mine was the spray tan one.
07:18I know.
07:19That was funny.
07:20That was really good.
07:21I don't know if I ever want to have kids, because the thought of having something loud covered
07:25in that, like, doesn't let me sleep, it fills me with rage.
07:30Do you want me to help you, like, go through these and make a list and, you know, should
07:51we?
07:52Yeah, I'll help you.
07:53You can sit down, get off your pregnant feet.
07:56Pregnant feet.
07:58I'm just gonna start walking around like this
08:00and make people do for me.
08:03Yeah, that's all you gotta do.
08:05That and start screaming.
08:07I can barely see over the top of this.
08:08I know, I'm like, all right, let's see.
08:10Okay, so this one is from Karen.
08:13Karen.
08:13And that's a cherry two-piece set.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Okay, Craig's homemade.
08:18Oh, the quilt.
08:19Look at that.
08:20I literally, I used to quilt with my mom
08:21and when he told me about that, I got emotional.
08:23I was like, that's so amazing, Craig.
08:25I would have cried when I had my makeup done.
08:27Aw.
08:28Okay.
08:29Oh, that.
08:30Is Sally.
08:31Okay.
08:32First off, Sally, what the hell is she thinking?
08:36You used to be see-through by the time
08:37you stretch them around those bazongas.
08:40Extra, extra small.
08:42Sally, ridiculously sized dress.
08:45And I'll just give that to the baby.
08:47That though, I have that.
08:48The same size.
08:49Right?
08:50That one has the same chance
08:52of going around your tits in that bed.
08:54Sally, tiny,
08:55tiny clothes.
08:56So y'all went out after the baby shower?
09:00Yeah, I didn't want to because I had spiraled myself
09:04into a hole of despair and sadness.
09:07I feel bad I let them down.
09:09They're never gonna let me back in.
09:11They're gonna be so mad.
09:14I just wanted to profusely apologize.
09:17We were able to shift it around,
09:19but it was a problem and you didn't let us know
09:22in enough time that we could do a whole lot about it.
09:24Yeah, that will never happen again, I promise.
09:27It's fine.
09:28You're human.
09:29I know.
09:30I was just embarrassed how I acted, but...
09:33It's all right.
09:34Yeah.
09:35Um, yeah, so I know Sally, um, ended up like late night
09:41hanging with, uh, Craig.
09:43Well, s***.
09:46Because she's like, we were in the pool till late.
09:47I was like, at Patricia's or your house?
09:50She's like, Craig's.
09:51I was like, oh, that wasn't even one of the options
09:53that I asked about, but fun.
09:55That's crazy.
09:56Especially since Sally said...
09:57I'm a girl's girl.
09:58I love Audrey, but my personality fits with Austin very well.
10:02Yeah.
10:03Oh, my God.
10:04I mean, would I hook up with them?
10:05The day after they break up.
10:07Let's go.
10:10Right?
10:11I know.
10:12I mean, if I was Audrey and I found out that Sally said that,
10:15I'd be like, bitch, I'm gonna f***ing fight you.
10:18Should we try to make a bet, like, who's gonna bang who?
10:21Oh, God.
10:24Coming up.
10:25Hello.
10:26Charlie's here.
10:27I see it's cute.
10:29The question is, who is Charlie targeting?
10:38All right.
10:40First beach day.
10:42Oh, yeah.
10:44Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
10:46What's up?
10:48Just trying to get a little sun.
10:50It's not, like, stellar out here, but better than nothing.
10:54Yeah.
10:55We're not chasing mavericks.
10:56That's for sure.
10:57Guess not.
10:58I'm gonna give you this one to start just because it's easier for you to maneuver.
11:04I thought it was harder for you to stand on.
11:06Yes, this one's easier.
11:08If you're a beginner, a shortboard's not what you want to be surfing on.
11:12It's not gonna be that.
11:13I mean, we're not gonna do a ton of paddling.
11:15I just, there's not a lot of rough water.
11:17What about that?
11:19What's it matter anyway?
11:20He's gonna flail around in the water.
11:22I mean, that's a decent wave.
11:23That's fun.
11:26You want to get out there?
11:27Yeah.
11:28Wittner's coming.
11:29Okay, well, do you want to wait on Wittner?
11:30Yeah.
11:31There he is.
11:33What's up?
11:34Yo, what up?
11:35Look at that beautiful beast you have under your arm.
11:37The Red Rocket.
11:38I love it.
11:39Good to see you.
11:40What's up, buddy?
11:41Long time no see, yeah?
11:42It's been a minute.
11:43How you been?
11:44Well, and you?
11:45Doing all right.
11:46Is this yours or did you just buy it or no?
11:48No, this is old board.
11:50I've had that for many years.
11:52I haven't done a lot of surfing.
11:55Shep was trying to give me this, right?
11:57There's no way.
11:58Okay, thank you.
11:59I said I was trying to trick him.
12:02I wanted him to not catch any waves and me catch them all.
12:05Well, you've accomplished that.
12:07I've known Wittner for probably 10 years.
12:10We're both fond of outdoor activities.
12:19His family's from Columbia.
12:21My dad's family's right down the road in Camden.
12:23Our family here in South Carolina, like, I mean, we go back to the Revolutionary War.
12:29We have some big-ish names.
12:31Shep will tell you about all of his.
12:33Whether or not you're listening.
12:35Yeah, buddy.
12:36We're from the same cloth.
12:37That's right.
12:38Boykin County people.
12:39I'll take the short one.
12:40Let's go.
12:41We can challenge.
12:42We can challenge you.
12:43All right.
12:44Do it.
12:45So we have lots in common.
12:46I don't have a trust fund.
12:47And I have a job and have to work.
12:49And so there's no difference.
12:51And he went to law school with Craig.
12:53We took the bar exam together.
12:54He was two years ahead of me.
12:56I passed the first.
12:57All right, Austin.
12:58Hey.
12:59About to tie it to my ankles?
13:01Yeah.
13:02Like a real surfer?
13:03Right or left is the matter?
13:05What's your back foot?
13:06My right foot.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Yeah.
13:09I'm about to, like, attempt to surf.
13:12Shredder.
13:13Jesus.
13:14Let's do it.
13:15Let's go.
13:16Let's go.
13:44Yeah.
13:45I'm low-key embarrassed at how bad that I suck at surfing.
13:50Yeah.
13:51Jeez.
13:52Austin can't even sit on the board.
13:54Oh, boy.
13:55We should've got him some floaties.
13:59I'll just take that one.
14:05Whatever.
14:06Surfing's dumb and I don't care.
14:08And I just...
14:09Surfing's dumb.
14:10Beers?
14:11Yes.
14:12Wait, so what is this thing on Friday?
14:13It's Sally's...
14:14Bring a single friend?
14:15Yeah, I'm your single friend, you idiot.
14:16I know that.
14:17It's a little fun.
14:18Will you just leave it here?
14:19Yeah.
14:20Hello.
14:21Hey.
14:22Hey.
14:23Hey.
14:24How are you?
14:25Hello.
14:26Great.
14:27Can I do a peachy read?
14:28Okay.
14:29The beach house fills me.
14:30And then around a Casamigos.
14:31Okay.
14:32Tequila to warm us up, huh?
14:33There you go.
14:35You're welcome.
14:36Gents.
14:37Cheers.
14:38Thanks for trying to help me, sir.
14:39Whew.
14:40Dude, you gotta tell me what happened on Saturday night after the baby shower.
14:43Yeah.
14:44So, um, okay.
14:45We go to Craig's.
14:46It's me, Corey, Craig, and Sally.
14:48We get in the hot tub, and Corey kind of disappears.
14:51And so, we're talking and banter.
14:53It's good.
14:54But I, you know, I look down at my phone.
14:55It's getting late.
14:56So, I went inside to call an Uber.
14:59And I was like, I'll just leave them alone.
15:02And I was just like, maybe, maybe.
15:03I don't know.
15:04I saw Sally's sex exchange with Craig.
15:05What was it?
15:06Oh.
15:07Yeah.
15:08Yeah, he texted her like, that was fun.
15:09And you just looked like, I mean, like...
15:11Oh, wow.
15:12Look, I didn't see that.
15:13It's good.
15:14You're going to be good.
15:15It's good.
15:16Yeah.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Wow.
15:19You're not sure.
15:20You don't know exactly what they said.
15:22You're not sure, but you don't know exactly the other day.
15:24Oh, my God.
15:25But yeah.
15:26Yeah.
15:27And she was like, yeah, like, I wish I hadn't had to leave.
15:30And he was like, next time stay.
15:31She was like, next time I can invite you to stay.
15:35God, what a moron.
15:36I know, man.
15:37He doesn't have, like, a killer instinct,
15:39and he never asks, and he never will.
15:40No, he doesn't.
15:41Jesus.
15:42He's just not that aggressive of a dater.
15:46Craig's a pussy.
15:48Flat out.
15:49Craig had every chance to hook up with Catherine.
15:52She wanted to hook up with him.
15:53What's her name?
15:54Catherine.
15:54Oh.
15:55I definitely have a kindergarten crush.
15:57And she came over to my house, like, on the third night
15:59that they had hung out after he'd ever tried anything,
16:01and we tried things.
16:05Let's clarify here, like, we want Craig to Sally great, okay?
16:09Best way to get over somebody is to write.
16:12Hello.
16:28Hi there.
16:29How are you doing?
16:30Oh, my God.
16:30Everything in here is so cute.
16:31Hey, hey.
16:33Hi.
16:34Hey there.
16:36You look so cute.
16:38These are fun.
16:39Aren't they fun?
16:40Because everything's going to be so neutral.
16:42She's a very neutral girl.
16:43She doesn't like a lot of color.
16:44Yeah.
16:45Yeah.
16:46Do you want me to start you a pile?
16:48Yeah, let's do that.
16:49Okay.
16:50And I also really love these.
16:52I love this.
16:53I feel like we're going to spend the majority of the party
16:55on the rooftop.
16:56So maybe we set this up on the rooftop
16:58with some really nice furniture
17:00and have this be the background of the bar.
17:02Yeah.
17:03I should probably call her.
17:06Hi.
17:07Hello.
17:08Hi.
17:09Hey, bitch.
17:10Hey, bitch.
17:11Okay, so I'm calling to make sure I have all the right stuff.
17:14So far on my list, I have plates, napkins,
17:16serving ware, outdoor furniture, tablecloths.
17:19What else do you want?
17:20She doesn't have pompous grass, but like...
17:23Do I need that?
17:24I mean, I think you do.
17:25See, this is why I'm casking you with this.
17:27See, look.
17:28Get rid of the pinks.
17:29Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:30See, yes.
17:31But I like that, but get rid of the pinks.
17:32I love these.
17:33Oh, perfect.
17:34Cute.
17:35Okay, that's all I needed.
17:36Thank you guys so much.
17:37Y'all are such a big help.
17:38I think it's going to be fun.
17:39I need to find single energy because, you know, I don't have a boyfriend.
17:44You don't have a boyfriend.
17:46Craig is single.
17:48Oh, you invited Craig.
17:50I invited him this morning.
17:52Oh, okay.
17:53We just had so much fun together on Saturday.
17:56What?
17:57I was in Craig's hotel at 4 o'clock in the morning.
18:00Oh.
18:01We were just doing shots.
18:02Okay.
18:03So fun.
18:04That's great.
18:05But Sally, um...
18:06Oh, wait.
18:07Y'all got beef.
18:08I keep forgetting.
18:09Oh, my God.
18:10Well, I'm not, like, going after Craig.
18:11Yeah.
18:12I just think he's really odd.
18:14Great.
18:15So, thank you for everything and being the best friend that you are.
18:19Oh.
18:20Mm-hmm.
18:21Okay.
18:22I love you so much.
18:23Bye.
18:27God.
18:28I mean, that's crazy behavior.
18:30How does that make you feel?
18:33Uh, not good.
18:35Not good.
18:36But I feel like I would be childish to be like,
18:38oh, you can't talk to him.
18:39You know what I mean?
18:40Boy.
18:41So, like...
18:42I don't know.
18:44I mean, I just hope that there isn't a moment in the future
18:47where it's you versus Craig again,
18:50and Sally sides with Craig over you.
18:53Over me?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Like, Sally would never do that to me.
18:59I find that very hard to believe.
19:02Maybe I could be wrong.
19:03Maybe Sally's not interested in Craig.
19:05And if that's the case, I will eat one of his pillows.
19:09Listen, I get it.
19:11You don't want to lose your friendship,
19:13but I just don't want you to get hurt.
19:20Coming up...
19:21I'm going to want to make out with Craig.
19:23You can return to her.
19:24If I'm not the way she would be...
19:25I'm the one.
19:26I'm going to be on the way.
19:27Do you know who the teacher is?
19:28Ha.
19:29He's not the one.
19:30I mean, who the teacher is?
19:31Was he?
19:32He's not the one.
19:33He's not the one?
19:34I think he's really sont if they'd be like,
19:36you know what?
19:37He's never been a sinner.
19:38You haven't been a sinner.
19:39He's never been a sinner.
19:43I'm sorry.
19:44I'm sorry.
19:45You're not the one.
19:46I'm sorry.
19:47You're not the one.
19:48Oh, but I'm sorry.
19:49Okay.
19:50Hey.
19:51Hey.
19:52What's your ETA?
19:56Okay.
19:57Audrey lives in Charlotte, which is three and a half hours north of Charleston, but it's
20:05been going really well.
20:06When is that traffic going to end?
20:09There's this one park every single time half the road is blocked off.
20:14Every time.
20:15Okay.
20:16For the past five months, it's too much traffic.
20:21Have you guys talked about ever living together?
20:24No.
20:25We haven't.
20:26We haven't had any of these talks.
20:29Just no good.
20:31Yeah.
20:32I don't know where you are.
20:33I have no idea.
20:35I love when she's in town.
20:37And then when she leaves, I like my alone time.
20:41I don't know what to say.
20:42I love long distance.
20:43I love it.
20:45I'm hungry.
20:46Oh no.
20:47I don't know why I'm so upset.
20:48I love traffic.
20:50All right.
20:51Let's do it.
20:52These are so cute.
20:53Cute.
20:54Yes.
20:55Hello, pussycat.
20:56Oh!
20:57Oh!
20:58Oh!
20:59Oh!
21:00Oh!
21:01Oh!
21:02Oh!
21:03Oh, baby.
21:04I'm sweating like a stripper in church.
21:05Sally.
21:06What?
21:07Right here?
21:08Yeah.
21:09Yeah.
21:10Yeah.
21:11The picnic table goes here.
21:12How did you end up finding this place?
21:13VRBO.
21:14We're so used to having, like, formal parties.
21:16And I just wanted everyone to get, like, weird.
21:18Hey, Sally, who are you hooking up with tonight?
21:22Um, I'm not, I don't, we're just gonna see how the night goes, okay?
21:23I don't know.
21:24There's no harm in, like, kissing, you know?
21:25It'll be interesting.
21:27Yo, what's up?
21:28Yo, what's up?
21:29What's up, dog?
21:30You and I, single, talking to chicks.
21:31I got us Listerine spray in case we're gonna get back in.
21:34Oh!
21:35Hey, I got us Listerine spray in case we're gonna get back in.
21:37All right, here.
21:38Hey, Sally, who are you hooking up with tonight?
21:40Uh, I'm not, I don't, we're just gonna see how the night goes, okay?
21:43I don't know.
21:44There's no harm in, like, kissing, you know?
21:46It'll be interesting.
21:49Yo, what's up?
21:50What's up, dog?
21:51You and I, single, talking to chicks.
21:54and the chicks.
21:55I got us Listerine spray in case we're kissing anyone.
22:01I swear to God, if I see you squirtin' at your mouth.
22:04Oh, you like look across the beach
22:06and I just smile at you?
22:15Are you just gonna bring a bathing suit?
22:17Yeah, I'm gonna have to bring a bathing suit
22:18because I can't jump in with a terry cloth.
22:21You know?
22:23Bottom.
22:24What is it?
22:25Sally's selling singles.
22:27He's where we go.
22:28Yeah, I mean.
22:29Are we invited?
22:30I think.
22:30Oh my God.
22:39I love, oh wait, I need to fluff that pillow.
22:43Shop.
22:44You gotta go.
22:47With two?
22:51Sally!
22:51Hey, Angel.
22:52How's it going?
22:53Long time no see.
22:54Oh my God, you guys look amazing.
22:55Oh my God.
22:56This is so nice.
22:57This is so cute.
22:58Isn't it?
22:59So cute.
23:00I love this, too.
23:01That's so cute.
23:02This is so cute.
23:03I love this, too.
23:04That's so cute.
23:05That's so cute.
23:06I love this, too.
23:07That's so cute.
23:07She looks like her made.
23:08It looks amazing.
23:09Yeah, I'm excited.
23:10Nice.
23:11Love.
23:12Charlie is one of my best friends.
23:14We met when our exes were best friends.
23:16Let me show you the inside.
23:17Yeah, I wanna see.
23:18Give me a little tour.
23:19So she was going through a breakup, and I was going through a breakup, and we got really,
23:24really close.
23:25She helped me get over my breakup, seriously.
23:27Like, I don't think that I would be over my breakup without her at all.
23:30Like, she got me out of the house, like, out of my shell.
23:33So we're kind of each other's wing women.
23:35Like, she's a flirt.
23:36I'm a flirt.
23:37Like, we love flirting with everybody.
23:39It's fun.
23:40Oh, it's so cute, Sally.
23:41We have beer pong.
23:42We have burgers.
23:43We have fries.
23:44Jello shots.
23:45And then upstairs.
23:46Look how cute in it.
23:47Shush.
23:48Wait.
23:49Oh, my God.
23:50It's so cute.
23:51Look at the banner.
23:53Oh, the banner's adorable.
23:55Okay, so green.
23:56Okay, green.
23:57Single.
23:58Single.
23:59Yeah.
24:00Okay.
24:01Pink.
24:02Taken.
24:03Orange.
24:04It's complicated.
24:05I'm definitely green.
24:06So I'm taking a green.
24:07Cheers.
24:08Being single.
24:09Cheers.
24:10Really beautiful.
24:11Sally, I'm so proud of you.
24:12And you, Rodrigo.
24:13And Manita.
24:14And Manita.
24:15Wherever she is.
24:16I haven't seen her.
24:20That looks so nice.
24:27I'm assuming it's, like, pool.
24:30Look at this.
24:31Literally today.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:35Rodrigo.
24:36Yeah.
24:37Oh, you have to look at this.
24:38What?
24:39I'm assuming her today.
24:40Literally today.
24:41I just, like, a cute little repost of me modeling.
24:43Yeah.
24:44He's like, is this a preview for today?
24:46You wish.
24:47He's like, well, now I'm interested.
24:49I had to ask.
24:50Every time that he asks me, like, on a date, I just always never respond.
24:53I met Shep at a bar opening, and then he slid into my DMs after that.
25:00But it's a little, you know.
25:03I feel like you're texting your dad a little bit.
25:06Honestly, my approach today is to, like, just be approached.
25:09Like, I'm not approaching anybody.
25:11That's a good way to be.
25:12But I'm going to want to make out with this specific someone.
25:15Like, I think he's hot.
25:17And I had fun with him Saturday, but I don't think that...
25:19Who are you referring to?
25:20What are you talking about?
25:21I'm talking about Craig.
25:22I think I'm just going to feel it out.
25:25See what he's into.
25:26See what he's doing.
25:27I knew it.
25:31I told Vanita, this was going to happen.
25:34But sometimes, like, you got to let your friends, like, figure it out for themselves.
25:52Oh, this should be one, and then...
25:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
25:58Hi!
25:59Hi!
26:00How you doing?
26:01Yeah, that's so cute.
26:02You're cute.
26:03Um, I think everyone's upstairs.
26:06Oh, my God.
26:07I hear you.
26:09Hey!
26:10Cute.
26:11I hear Sally screaming.
26:12There she is.
26:13Oh, hell yeah!
26:15Hi!
26:16Hi!
26:17Hi!
26:18I know.
26:19Hi!
26:20Hi!
26:21You look cute.
26:22You look cute.
26:23I love.
26:24I love.
26:25I love.
26:26I love.
26:27Nice.
26:29Welcome to heaven.
26:31Oh, my gosh.
26:32Hey!
26:33Hi!
26:34Hi!
26:35Hey!
26:36It looks so good.
26:37Do you love it?
26:38It's so pretty.
26:39You look so beautiful.
26:40Awesome.
26:41Hey!
26:42This is my single friend, Charlie.
26:43How's it going?
26:44Awesome.
26:45Nice to meet you.
26:47Whoa.
26:48Charlie, she's a pretty girl.
26:52But I love my girlfriend.
26:54I don't have any FOMO.
26:57Here's a hot girl here.
26:59Oh!
27:00Hey!
27:01Hey!
27:02Hello!
27:03Hi!
27:04Everybody.
27:05How's it going?
27:06Better, yeah.
27:07Awesome.
27:08Good to see you, buddy.
27:09What's up, man?
27:10Good to see you.
27:11It is my girlfriend, Audrey.
27:12Audrey.
27:13I'll give you a hug.
27:14Audrey.
27:15Audrey.
27:16I'll give you a hug.
27:17Wait.
27:18Wait.
27:19Wait.
27:20Wait.
27:21You guys, Charlie.
27:22Of course.
27:23Okay.
27:24Now I understand.
27:25I like the shirt.
27:26Yes, the lemon.
27:27Yes.
27:28I messaged her earlier.
27:29She was wearing a lemon dress on Instagram.
27:31Hey, guys.
27:32How are you?
27:33I'm Craig.
27:34Nice to meet you.
27:35Hey, Audrey.
27:36Hey!
27:37What's up?
27:38Hey, Greg.
27:39How are you?
27:40I'm good.
27:41Thanks for having us.
27:42Yeah, of course.
27:43This is cool.
27:44Isn't it cool?
27:45Yeah.
27:46You have to get your appropriate color umbrella.
27:49Hey, Whit.
27:50Hey, buddy.
27:51How are you?
27:52Good to see you.
27:53Yeah, you too.
27:54I haven't seen you in a minute.
27:55I know.
27:56Doing good.
27:57Thanks, man.
27:58Cheers.
27:59Whit and I went to the same law school.
28:00I think it was two years behind me.
28:02So we didn't really hang out a lot.
28:04But his sister and I knew each other well.
28:06Voila!
28:07Best looking guy in town.
28:14What the hell?
28:16Beach bar.
28:17Okay.
28:18Where's the bathroom?
28:19Molly.
28:20Huh?
28:21How are you?
28:22I'm all right.
28:23Good.
28:24I'm chilling.
28:25Have we recovered from the band?
28:26Yes.
28:27I'm so glad I let them down.
28:28They're never going to let me back in.
28:29They're going to be so mad.
28:30What is that instrument again?
28:31It's a miniature tuba.
28:32Corey is such a fun time.
28:34But I can't date someone who doesn't know what the euphonium is.
28:37Sorry.
28:38Hey.
28:39Madison.
28:40Hi.
28:41Hi.
28:42You look so good.
28:43I love it.
28:44Hi, Charlie.
28:45How's it going?
28:46It's so good to see you again.
28:47It's so good to see you.
28:48You look so cute.
28:49This is so good.
28:50Can I get you a non-alcoholic drink?
28:51Yeah, I'm ready.
28:52Freaking strong.
28:53Ready to party.
28:54You won't even know.
28:55Miley, do you want to do a keg stand?
28:56God, no.
28:57Come on.
28:58Let me and Corey hold your for a keg stand.
28:59We need a spotter.
29:00Hold her strong.
29:01There we go.
29:02One, two, three, four, five, six, eight.
29:04I love it.
29:05I love it.
29:06I love it.
29:07I love it.
29:08I love it.
29:09I love it.
29:10We love it.
29:11I love it.
29:12You're so cool.
29:13I love it.
29:14How's it going?
29:15It's so good to see you again.
29:16You look so cute.
29:17This is so good.
29:18Can I get you a non-alcoholic drink?
29:19Yeah, I'm ready.
29:20Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
29:26Yes!
29:2710 second cake stand.
29:29There we go, baby!
29:30Woo!
29:31That was actually impressive.
29:32Classy, not trashy.
29:33My nickname in high school was Frank the Tank.
29:35Yeah!
29:41Look over the edge.
29:42It's like a cute little, aw!
29:44It's like Love Island.
29:45Maybe somebody will make out down there, Lynn.
29:47I'm gonna make my bets in like 10 more minutes.
29:49Chef was already in Charlie's DM's this morning.
29:52Shocker.
29:53I don't know.
29:55You live in Charleston, right?
29:56Yeah, I live next to Moe's Crosstown.
29:58Oh my God, I'm so close to there.
30:00I go to Moe's like, seriously, once a week.
30:02No way!
30:03Moe's is my favorite bar in Charleston.
30:05I am right next to the big yellow house.
30:06I thought that was Olivia when I walked in.
30:09Who, Charlie? That's Charlie.
30:11Yeah.
30:12Yeah, I know Charlie.
30:14She's cute.
30:14She's a good-looking girl.
30:16She's the girl that Chef's been like obsessed with.
30:19But the question is, who is Charlie targeting tonight?
30:30Coming up.
30:31All right, who's challenging me and Sally?
30:32Molly and Cory.
30:34You're so right.
30:35What do you mean?
30:35I think Sally's gonna like teeter more towards Craig
30:38as you've opened my eyes to see.
30:40Mm-hmm.
30:46Hey, girl.
30:47Hi.
30:48Welcome to Sally's Singles for Red.
30:51Cheers.
30:51Cheers being single.
30:53Hey, I want to go to the beach and play some beach games.
30:56Yeah, I want to throw the football.
30:58Yeah, let's go.
30:58Let's go.
30:59Let's go to the beach.
31:00Hey, guys, we're going to the beach.
31:03All right, where is my drink?
31:05I mean, where's Sally?
31:07Charlie, I just seriously can't get over how it
31:10was downpouring yesterday.
31:12And this morning at, like, 6.
31:15OK, well, I was not awake at 6.
31:17Were you awake at 6?
31:18Yeah.
31:19This is really cute.
31:21I love that.
31:23Come on, freaky monster.
31:25Beach games.
31:25Fun beach games.
31:26So we got jello shots for the losers or whatever,
31:28or the winners.
31:29I'm down.
31:30Oh, I'll sit here and look cute while y'all do your thing.
31:33Oh, wait, wait, wait, let's see Sally's arm.
31:37OK, Sally.
31:38Dude, she's got a cannon.
31:40Charlie, you want to do a jello shot?
31:43Right now?
31:43Yeah.
31:44Not particularly.
31:45Well, you have to, so.
31:46Uh.
31:47There you go.
31:48OK.
31:51I love it.
31:52Sally, you got a cannon.
31:53Yeah.
31:54OK, I want to catch a pass from Sally.
31:57Sally.
31:58Launch it in here.
31:59Hey.
32:00Gloss in.
32:02OK, do you want to play spike ball or can jam?
32:04Spike ball.
32:05Oh, dang.
32:06I don't really want to build this.
32:07That looks like a lot to work.
32:08I just want to play can jam.
32:10I'll build it.
32:11OK.
32:12I think you have to thread the net, though, Charlie.
32:15I'm obsessed.
32:16Ah!
32:18You got the spike ball going on.
32:19What's spike ball?
32:21You've never played spike ball?
32:22I've never played beer pong, either.
32:25All right, come on now, Sally.
32:27Oh, there's hooks all around the whole thing.
32:29I thought you knew how to play spike ball.
32:31I know how to play.
32:32I don't know how to build it, Charlie.
32:33OK, but I feel like the yellow ones need to go,
32:35like, with the yellow.
32:36Oh, put the yellow one in the middle of the yellow.
32:40And then that's how you know it's tight enough.
32:42Well, what do you know?
32:43Charlie was right.
32:44Good job.
32:47Damn, Craig, I appreciate you putting this together for us.
32:49Yeah, you know, I definitely did all the work
32:51without any help from the girls.
32:53Yeah.
32:55I'm just kidding.
32:56Yeah.
32:57Our little engineer.
32:59Wait, this is definitely flirty, right?
33:03Austin, throw the ball.
33:06Madre.
33:07Hey.
33:08What's fresh?
33:09Come hang out.
33:11Oh!
33:12I got one.
33:13There we go.
33:14See, this is why I choose not to take my shirt off.
33:16I see Cory over there.
33:17Body.
33:19How jealous is Austin of Cory's nipples?
33:23Because they're teeny?
33:24Yeah.
33:25Leave those pancakes alone.
33:27Oh, see?
33:28Little Hershey kisses.
33:29I mean, no ass, from what I can see, but whatever.
33:33I mean, I'm sorry, but I don't want a man with a big ass
33:35don't walking around like that.
33:37I am right here.
33:40Shake what your mama gave you.
33:41Oh, he does.
33:42Look at him.
33:43He does have an ass.
33:43Yes.
33:45Yeah, it's called deadlifts, guys.
33:49Come on now, Sally.
33:52Oh, right Sally, go left.
33:57Oh, hit me right in the titty.
34:00Sally.
34:02I mean, Audrey's very sweet.
34:04Yeah.
34:05But does she know that Sally wants Austin?
34:08I love Audrey, but my personality fits with Austin very well.
34:12Oh my god.
34:13I mean, would I hook up with him the day after they break up?
34:17Let's go.
34:19Well, Sally's, like, into Craig, though.
34:22What?
34:24She's up there making these comments.
34:25Like, she's, like, into it.
34:27Austin, give it to me.
34:29I mean, if she's into Craig, it's only because he's single.
34:34Okay, Sally.
34:35I don't know.
34:35I love Audrey.
34:37Pookie.
34:37And I think they're great together.
34:41Well.
34:43Pookie, do you want to play football?
34:44Do you want to?
34:44I don't know if I know how to.
34:46Really?
34:48I think Austin's with Audrey because he knows that's the only way he's, like, bettering
34:54himself.
34:55Oh!
34:56Oh!
34:57Wow.
34:58That wasn't good.
35:00But he still, I think, wants something that's going to light a fire under his ass.
35:06All right.
35:07Let's play spike ball.
35:08It looks really, really, really good.
35:10How do you feel?
35:11Wow.
35:12Wow.
35:13That's great.
35:14Good job.
35:15Spike ball.
35:16Are we playing?
35:17Do you know how?
35:18Yeah.
35:19I don't.
35:20Maybe you should win.
35:21All right, who's challenging me and Sally?
35:26Molly and Corey.
35:28Oh.
35:29I'm okay with it.
35:32I don't want to play.
35:34All right.
35:35Molly and Corey.
35:36Okay.
35:37Perfect.
35:38How do we play?
35:39Okay.
35:40So Sally's going to serve it to you.
35:42You suck.
35:43Damn it.
35:44You were so right.
35:45What?
35:46You right.
35:47What do you mean?
35:48I think Sally's going to, like, she's going to teeter more towards Craig, as you've opened
35:55my eyes to see.
35:56Mm-hmm.
35:57Mm-hmm.
35:58I thought that Sally actually meant it when she said that she would put our friendship first,
36:03but she does not know what being a girl's girl actually means.
36:06We won.
36:07Jello shots are on the beach bag.
36:09Jello shots are on the beach bag.
36:11Wow.
36:12Looks like everyone's having fun.
36:14Wendy's here.
36:15Why is Wendy wearing a sweater?
36:18He looks like my papa.
36:20My granddad.
36:21Good to see you.
36:22Good to see you.
36:23Give me a hug.
36:24Come on.
36:25I like your jacket.
36:26Thank you, Charlie.
36:27Yeah, that's adorable.
36:28Charlie's cute, though.
36:30Yeah, she's cute.
36:31Sally, you want to play football?
36:32We're going to play.
36:33Yeah.
36:34Are you kidding me?
36:35I was her judge in Mid-South Carolina, too.
36:37What's your record?
36:38I picked her to win, and she got third.
36:40Charlie.
36:41Hey, guys.
36:42Craig.
36:43You want to play football?
36:44What's up?
36:45What place did you get when I judged you?
36:49Oh, my God.
36:50You me.
36:51No.
36:52I picked you to win.
36:53I don't believe you.
36:54I seriously do not believe you.
36:55Craig.
36:56Craig did.
36:57And then I never judged again because I was like, what am I doing here?
37:00Right?
37:01I didn't like the person that won.
37:02I love that you picked me.
37:03That's so nice.
37:04Hey, guys.
37:05Craig, go play.
37:06We need one more.
37:07Well, you were the best girl, but then...
37:08I know I was.
37:09Charlie.
37:10Like, the girl that won, I'm pretty sure, was like, let's do it.
37:11Charlie, let's do it.
37:12And then she didn't do well in nationals.
37:13Yeah.
37:14And I was like...
37:15Okay.
37:16Hello.
37:17Girl code.
37:18Charlie.
37:19Charlie, are you playing football?
37:20Is this a job of preference?
37:21Okay, play football.
37:22We're both gonna play.
37:23This...
37:24That's kind of weird.
37:26Coming up.
37:27So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
37:29Honestly?
37:30I think Sally's got the hots for Austin.
37:33Okay.
37:34Let's do it.
37:35Mike, Sally, give me the quarterback.
37:37I'm so scared.
37:38Why do I have to be the quarterback?
37:40Oh, Jesus Christ.
37:41Nice, Molly.
37:42Hi.
37:43Mama.
37:44Mama.
37:45She's on you, like, newsletters.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:47What do you do, Madison?
37:4812 weeks.
37:49It's great, because my husband's gonna get three months maternity leave.
37:51Yeah!
37:52Yeah!
37:53No, I tagged him.
37:54I tagged him.
37:55Sally.
37:56So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
37:59No, I tagged him.
38:00I tagged him.
38:01Sally.
38:02So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
38:04No, I tagged him.
38:05No, I tagged him.
38:06Sally.
38:07I tagged him.
38:08Sally.
38:09Sally.
38:10So, is Craig and Sally a thing, or is it...
38:13Mmm.
38:14It's okay.
38:15Okay.
38:16Come on.
38:17Come on.
38:18Um...
38:19Honestly, I think Sally's got the hots for Austin.
38:24Sally.
38:25Yeah, yeah.
38:26It's fine.
38:27It's fine.
38:28You're doing great.
38:29You're okay, guys.
38:30Okay.
38:31It's hot.
38:32Okay.
38:33Ah!
38:34Ah!
38:35That's so hard!
38:36Ah!
38:37Sally!
38:38That didn't know.
38:39That didn't know.
38:40Hey, Rod.
38:41Hey, ladies.
38:42Hey.
38:43I'm gonna sit right here.
38:44I'm gonna get another beer real quick.
38:45Okay.
38:46Okay.
38:47Let's go swim!
38:48Carly, do you know how to swim?
38:49No.
38:50Will you teach me?
38:51Yeah.
38:52Ah!
38:53Look at them waves crashing.
38:54There goes Sally.
38:55There goes Sally.
38:56There goes Sally!
38:57Oh, .
38:58Look at Sally trying to surf.
39:01Hold on.
39:02Oh boy.
39:03I think I see something.
39:04Oh.
39:05That's Charlie.
39:06Was Craig trying to like get in there a bit or what?
39:07Sally!
39:08I'm impressed.
39:09I'm not okay.
39:10How are those waves out there?
39:11They were way too big.
39:12I know.
39:13Geez.
39:14What the ?
39:15I need this.
39:16Holy .
39:17I'm gonna freak out.
39:18It's fine.
39:19All right.
39:20It's fine.
39:21All right.
39:22It's fine.
39:23It's fine.
39:24All right.
39:25It's fine.
39:26It's fine.
39:27It's fine.
39:28It's fine.
39:29You're trying to like get in there a bit or what?
39:31Sally!
39:32I'm impressed.
39:33I'm not okay.
39:34How are those waves out there?
39:35They were way too big.
39:36I know.
39:37Geez.
39:38What the ?
39:39I need this.
39:41Holy .
39:43I'm gonna freak out.
39:46It's fine.
39:47It's fine.
39:48All right.
39:49Everything's fine.
39:50Everything's good.
39:51I just got taken down by the ocean.
39:53You went down and the surfboard went up and you were nowhere to have me.
39:59What am I gonna do while you're on a surfboard?
40:01Adrian, are you?
40:02I was proud of my dad.
40:04It was not like that.
40:09It's okay.
40:10I know.
40:11And I will tell you if it was, but it literally wasn't.
40:13I know you don't.
40:14You're full of .
40:15I'm not a idiot.
40:16Like I can see when someone's flirting and they were right in front of my face.
40:25I gotta go to the bathroom.
40:30I saw you talking with Madison.
40:34Um, yeah, she was like, well, you know, Sally's in Austin.
40:38Oh my gosh.
40:40That's not true.
40:41Sally likes Craig.
40:43And Sally is the class flirt.
40:45But like, with that being said, like I do like her.
40:50Yeah, I could joke with her and play football and even more so I don't want to think that every time like I'm speaking to her that.
40:56Well, we'll have a breaking point if it gets too far.
40:58All right, well, all I want to do is like focus on having the best time because when you're Charleston, I feel like it's so great.
41:08I feel like even when I'm aware, I mean, do you think it's a problem?
41:12No, but like when you're here, I feel like like we've been dating for 10 years.
41:16It's just I mean, I'd like you to visit Charlotte more.
41:21I know.
41:22I know.
41:23I know.
41:24I just, I, yeah, it's just more convenient.
41:25I, I just like feel like I'm at an age where I like want my space and I like my space and I like my stuff.
41:32I just don't want to get to the point where we're living separate lives.
41:38I don't want to live a separate life either.
41:42Yeah, then I don't want to question like why are we with each other, you know?
41:48I know, I do know.
41:54Okay, well, anyways, I'm glad you're here now.
42:06Next time on Southern Charm.
42:08I want to buy a really big picture of a tiger or a penguin or a polar bear.
42:14Do you have this?
42:15No.
42:16Am I even supposed to second guess my relationship?
42:20You feel like you're bored.
42:21You are, you are attracted to Craig.
42:23Yeah.
42:24You got to give me a little bit more respect.
42:27You told me that you were jealous I was single.
42:30I never said that.
42:31You're not happy.
42:32Here you are, tearing people down, you dick.
42:35Oh my god.
42:38Oh my god.
42:39Oh my god.
42:40Ah!
42:41I'm sorry.
42:42Oh my god.
42:43Oh my god.
42:44Oh my god.
42:49Oh my god.
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