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00:00Take it as a compliment. It means you've got a soul.

00:02I don't want a soul. I want money.

00:06I'm not going to slap my brother.

00:11I just don't think when people are heading out for their night of laughs

00:14that they want to strap in for an info session on Australia's problem with domestic violence, right?

00:19It's a downer.

00:20Yeah, I just really don't want to have to put in sex jokes into my political comedy.

00:25I think it might be a bit reductive.

00:27Yep. Okay.

00:29Well, where do you see yourself in five years?

00:31Oh, I'd love to have a new satire type show.

00:34You know, something that focuses on global female identifying political and social issues.

00:38Yeah, okay.

00:39Yeah.

00:40That show? Never going to exist in this country.

00:45Why?

00:46Well, defamation laws for one.

00:48But doesn't that just like add to the relevance of the show?

00:51Listen, as noble as it is, no one's going to commission a show for an audience of like two.

00:56Rachel, I really like you, you're a decent person, you're funny, but I know how to read the market and I know how to sell comedians.

01:05And if you're not willing to take on any of my advice, I just don't see a path for us to move forward.

01:10Yeah.

01:11Yeah.

01:12Yeah, yeah, right.

01:13Can I say one more thing?

01:14And...

01:15Yes.

01:16Please.

01:17I'm listening.

01:18No, it's not my place.

01:19No, please.

01:20I'm listening.

01:21Just go on antidepressants.

01:22You won't care as much.

01:23Rachel Wallace?

01:24Yes.

01:25Ben.

01:26That's the name.

01:27Um...

01:28What...

01:29Janice Riley, isn't it?

01:30You were an agent?

01:31No.

01:32No.

01:33No.

01:34No.

01:35No.

01:36No.

01:37No.

01:38No.

01:39No.

01:40No.

01:41No.

01:42No.

01:43No.

01:44No.

01:45No.

01:46No.

01:47No.

01:48No.

01:49Janice Riley, isn't it?

01:50You were an agent?

01:51No.

01:52Oh, that's a shame.

01:53I'm from Netflix.

01:54And, uh, we just loved Rachel's show.

01:56We won a commission.

01:57It's absolute cracker.

01:58Absolutely shookers.

01:59And, uh, you just missed out on 10%.

02:01Okay.

02:02Whatever, mate.

02:03Bye-bye.

02:04Fuck.

02:05What the fuck?

02:06Ah, it was worth a shot.

02:09You know, she's an idiot if she doesn't want to sign you.

02:12I'm 10K in debt.

02:16I sunk 10,000 into this show.

02:23She was meant to be a sure thing.

02:32Oh, my God.

02:33Oh, my God.

02:35Mom's still here?

02:50Oh, no.

02:51She left.

02:52But she said well done.

02:57There's, there's just some workmates out.

03:00And I thought you might want to join.

03:02It'll be expensed as Christmas dreams.

03:05Yeah.

03:06Good.

03:19Go on, you rage.

03:20You know, for sticking your guns.

03:23Nobody fucking does that.

03:26And I can feel your break coming.

03:27I know it.

03:28And, um, I got some antidepressants for you.

03:45What?

03:46No, I, I chew my mouth apart, so...

03:47No, I chew my mouth apart, so...

04:00Sorry.

04:01...

04:33I think they've paid dividends. Oh, there he is.

04:56Hello.

04:57Oh, shoot.

04:58Hide the nude chat, fellas.

05:00Jermaine Greer's here to audit us.

05:03Shot?

05:03Yes, please.

05:04Covered in lube all over my arms.

05:06Oh, Benny Libby.

05:06Exactly.

05:07Boss man's here in a full suit like an absolute spanner.

05:11And superstar comedian, right?

05:13Taking over the world out here.

05:15Absolutely not.

05:15We were just discussing up the poop and prostate checks.

05:18But I've got a question for you, Rach.

05:20You're pegging the patriarchy.

05:21Does it backfire if they fucking love it?

05:23I'm just bewildered and impressed that you even got that reference.

05:26You shouldn't judge so quickly.

05:27Not all men.

05:28Just quit with your head, you fucking moron.

05:31Oh, my God.

05:32So you too, Matt?

05:33Yeah.

05:34Hear the page and stand by me.

05:37Here come those deep telling.

05:40You have to be.

05:42Anyway, 400-person theater.

05:44She's killing it.

05:45Has everyone there absolutely, like, eating out of the palm of her hands.

05:49Wow.

05:50I don't know what theater you were in, but I was in an empty warehouse with, what, three

05:53people sitting on milk crates?

05:54You and Mum included.

05:55No, the first rule of sales, it was a 4,000-person stadium.

05:58Oh, can I tell my bank that?

05:59No, you can tell the guy you want to root tonight.

06:02Oh, see, look, no.

06:03Now you're just assuming my sexuality.

06:05Ooh.

06:05You're frustrated and using self-deprecation to cover your groveling self-esteem.

06:09It's written all over your face.

06:10Oi.

06:11What?

06:11That's fine.

06:13As opposed to, what, using bullshit bravado to compensate for, what, aching insecurity,

06:19loneliness, and by the look of those pants, a very tiny dick.

06:25See, I would hire you on the spot if you had the ruthlessness.

06:29That was a good roast.

06:30You can't fault me on that.

06:31You've got to see the rules of teeth when you open your mouth, you know?

06:33Take it as a compliment.

06:34It means you've got a soul.

06:35I want a soul.

06:37I want money, you know, and get a personal trailer and eventually a bodycon dress.

06:41No, you don't.

06:42Yes, I do.

06:43My ambition for, you know, connecting to people has slowly turned into an ambition for fucking

06:47benzo prescriptions, but whatever.

06:49Rach, you're a good girl.

06:50More than anyone here could say.

06:52Good girls on pedestals.

06:53Yeah, that's exactly what's going to bridge that gender pay gap.

06:56You've got integrity.

06:57You should be fucking proud.

06:58Sick.

06:59Integrity.

07:00Yeah, actually, I need a strap, you know, put onto my straight jacket later.

07:05Are you able to help me?

07:06What are you talking about?

07:08Just do another bump, yeah?

07:10And talk about your sluts.

07:13Hey, I'm going to go to the bathroom.

07:14I'm going to go to the bathroom.

07:44Are you fucking serious?

07:45Well, I'd start you on 80 because I'd need to train you up for six months.

07:49Are you fucking serious?

07:51No, he's not, and you don't know anything about finances.

07:54I'm serious, why not?

07:55I mean, you're incredibly personable, you're extremely intelligent, you're a great laugh.

08:00I mean, that's 90% of the job right there.

08:04But you've got to be ruthless.

08:06Yeah, you've got to be a cunt.

08:08I can be a cunt.

08:08A ruthless cunt.

08:09Hitting me over the head with a skipping rope when we were 10 doesn't count.

08:12No, you're the type of person to call HR day one asking for stress leave so you can write

08:16an angry feminist think piece by the end of the week.

08:19Okay, so all I heard from that was, hey, Rach, I'm, like, really jealous of the way you

08:23can process your emotions maturely, and I guess all that's left to say is, hey, Diles, when was the last time you cried?

08:32Well?

08:32When my mum killed herself.

08:34Oh, is that why you hate women so much?

08:42No.

08:44Did your mum really kill herself?

08:49Yes.

08:49Oh, my God, I am so sorry.

08:52I'm so, I didn't, I thought you were joking.

08:54Oh, come on.

08:55I didn't.

08:57Come on.

08:58Don't back out now.

08:59No, that's not being ruthless.

09:01That's just being a sociopath.

09:02She's been talking to my girlfriend.

09:06Fine.

09:07So it's been, what, 10 years since you've had unconditional love from a woman?

09:12Stop it, Rach, that's not you.

09:14That's not you, or what he doesn't believe in you?

09:17Mate, I'm her biggest fucking champion.

09:18You know, shut the fuck up and let her shine.

09:21Okay, excuse me.

09:22I don't need you two men speaking for me, all right?

09:25Especially not a parody of a Hugo Boss ad, yeah?

09:29A reminder of hair regrowth treatment.

09:32Hey!

09:34What?

09:38Come here.

09:39Oh, it's so good.

09:41Do that through your nose.

09:43What do you think?

09:43Do that through your nose.

09:45SIREN IS THE BODY GREATS UNDERNEATH THE MOUNTAIN

09:55BRING ME FLESH AND BRING ME WINE

09:58BRING ME PINELOCKS HITHER

10:01THOU AND I WILL SEE HIM DINE

10:05WHEN WE BEAR THEM THITHER

10:08AS AN ADVANCE 이웃

10:20Thanks for taking my point of thanks.

10:23Our thanks.

10:25If it is, like, a little thumb cock, for example, right,

10:30wouldn't you rather that's over nice and quick.

10:33That's where I draw the line,

10:35Before I draw the line, it's with the corrupting of my sister, okay?

10:39No more.

10:40Who's trying to corrupt your sister?

10:42I'm trying to give her a job.

10:44I'm trying to get her off the fucking poverty line.

10:47He's not giving you a job.

10:48Why not?

10:50Absolutely fucking would.

10:54Hey, I'll make it more tangible.

10:58Yeah, fuck it.

11:00See this watch?

11:02This watch equates to my job offer.

11:05If you can show us you've got what it takes, that's yours.

11:12It's $20,000, that.

11:26You've done something bad.

11:27You've done something mean once in your life, right?

11:29Run away from home.

11:30Stole a fucking chopper chop.

11:33Yeah.

11:34Then return a library book.

11:35Speeding ticket.

11:36Okay.

11:37Um...

11:38Come on, Rachel.

11:39No, fuck you guys.

11:40I can do it.

11:41I can do it.

11:42Expect an orgasm.

11:43Rach, give me something.

11:45Come on.

11:46Nah, the worst thing she's done is cut herself the last time she got ghosted.

11:52Oi.

11:53Then wind her up.

11:54No, she's um...

11:55She's um...

11:56She's um...

11:57She's um...

11:58She's um...

11:59She's um...

12:00She's um...

12:01She's um...

12:02She's um...

12:03She's um...

12:04She's um...

12:05She's um...

12:06She's um...

12:07She's um...

12:08She's um...

12:09She's um...

12:10She's um...

12:11No, she's, um...

12:14She's...

12:15She's, you know...

12:20So, Connor, your one degree from suicide is your mum.

12:28What's yours, Gareth, your wife?

12:30Oh, right.

12:32So much money, yet so little self-worth.

12:35Gosh, I'd love the confidence and bank balance

12:37of a barely average white male.

12:39Better to be a rich average man than a poor average woman.

12:43Tell me, O'Connor, would you still visit your mother

12:44if necrophilia were legal?

12:46Oh, that's cold.

12:48Oh, fucking...

12:49Whoa!

12:51All right, well, it's good to know that roasting's become

12:54the new litmus test for being a cunt.

12:56No, pushing a cog addiction

12:58and then slapping your girlfriend on the come down is, yeah.

13:01Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

13:05Oh, but what's my one degree?

13:09I know.

13:11Picking my brother up from 48-hour suicide watch

13:13after she dumped you.

13:24Slap him.

13:26I'm not going to slap my brother.

13:28Okay, that's a salt.

13:30It's a game, you fucking shrewd.

13:38Fucking slap him.

13:43Do it.

13:43Come on, do it.

14:06Can I add some white behind it?

14:20Oh, no.

14:21Oh, no.

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