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A League of Their Own (2010) - Season 20 Episode 3 -
Chloe Kelly, Chris McCausland, Alex Brooker
Chloe Kelly, Chris McCausland, Alex Brooker
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00:00so I can't believe I'm saying this Chris but this is a challenge called
00:11fingertips eyes how many fingertips have you got not enough no so I've got to
00:17reach the ball I can't see and you've got to reach the ball I can't reach yeah
00:21this is too far for equality it's political correct that's gone mad this
00:25is woke nonsense
00:48joining Jill Scott and Michael Richards in the
00:54blue corner is a massive Liverpool fan so if he wins tonight we'll never hear the
00:58end of it it's Chris McCausland
01:04and on the red team alongside Jamie Redknapp is a man who's come second on the
01:07show the last three times so as an Arsenal fan he thinks that deserves a trophy
01:11it's Alex Brooker
01:15and joining them tonight is the woman who did this Chloe Kelly to win the European
01:22championship for England
01:23and that's it
01:25she's brought football home so many times she's legally allowed to dodge it
01:31it's going
01:44yeah
01:53Chloe Kelly, everybody!
01:59Chloe, you're the only person on the planet
02:02to score the winning goal in back-to-back Euros finals.
02:10So, which one was more special?
02:13I'm going to have to say the 22 Euros.
02:17Not only did I have Jill by my side,
02:19but it was at Wembley against Germany.
02:21So, so special.
02:23Chloe, we don't do that on this show.
02:25Aw, come on.
02:26Be nice to Jill.
02:27Yeah.
02:28That was lovely.
02:30How come Chloe's, like, not on my team, though?
02:33Chris, I do love you.
02:35X-team me.
02:36Chris, I'm really sorry.
02:37She didn't explain this about Jill.
02:38She hates blind people.
02:40Let me just get that out of the way.
02:42She was just going, oh, you're joking.
02:44Oh, it's huge.
02:46You know what?
02:47She's trying to ban Braille.
02:48She hates it.
02:49She hates it.
02:50Erm, Chloe, be honest.
02:51Was it easier to win the Euros this time
02:53without Jill kind of holding you back?
02:55She's funny.
02:57Er, Jill, have you got a medal?
02:59Er, what, from this one?
03:00Yeah.
03:01Have you brought us one?
03:02Oh, no, sorry.
03:03That was so...
03:05Have you brought us one?
03:07Sit down.
03:08Jill was with us all the time.
03:10Yeah, she was.
03:11We saw.
03:12It was pathetic.
03:13After the run game, she was on the bus with us,
03:16and the mood was quite low, and she brought the spirits up,
03:19but after the Netherlands game...
03:21Oh, yeah.
03:22We saw her running, and she was chasing the coach to get on.
03:25Oh.
03:26I was like, stop, Jill chasing after the bus.
03:28The worst thing about that was I was about to, like,
03:30miss my ride home, so I've run all the way.
03:33It was, like, 100 metres.
03:34And I get on, sit next to Serena, and she goes,
03:36you're not as fit as you used to be, are you?
03:39I was sweating and everything, but, no,
03:42it was an honour to be there.
03:43Yeah, I'm sure.
03:44I'm sure it was an honour for you.
03:45Er, now, Jill...
03:50Jill, you really did do some world-class hanging on
03:52at the Euros this summer.
03:53Let's have a look.
03:54Um, I'll just explain, er, just for Chris,
03:58what the images are.
03:59It's, er, Jill desperately gate-crashing any single moment
04:02of someone else's joy.
04:03Those are the pictures.
04:05Um, Alex, was this your biggest achievement of the summer?
04:08Wow.
04:09So there you are with, er, Arsenal defenders
04:13William Saliba and Gabriel.
04:14What's going on there?
04:15Yeah, well, the biggest achievement was me getting
04:17that bowtie on.
04:18LAUGHTER
04:23APPLAUSE
04:25It took me three hours.
04:30If you'd have filmed it, I'd have got through
04:32and Britain's Got Talent.
04:33LAUGHTER
04:34Now, Chris, you're a massive Liverpool fan, of course.
04:36Yeah.
04:37Er, was Jamie one of your heroes back in the day?
04:39Of course, man.
04:40I mean, like, Liverpool legends.
04:42I mean, who can forget, I mean, those white suits, Jamie.
04:45LAUGHTER
04:46I reckon one of the last things I ever saw.
04:49LAUGHTER
04:51His retinas were burned out in the FA Cup final 1996.
04:55LAUGHTER
04:56Chris, do you know now he's mixed race?
05:00LAUGHTER
05:01That's a good point, Chris.
05:02Er, we should explain to you how Jamie looks now.
05:04LAUGHTER
05:05I mean, listen, I'll be honest, I'll be honest with you, right,
05:06I do get people's colour wrong all the time, right?
05:08So does Jamie's Tanner.
05:21LAUGHTER
05:23I didn't ask for Sri Lankan!
05:25This is right and done!
05:27LAUGHTER
05:28That's why I have a lot of respect for people like you, Romesh,
05:31who have a name that is obvious.
05:33LAUGHTER
05:35LAUGHTER
05:36I know where I am with a Romesh Rangan 18.
05:38LAUGHTER
05:39Joke's on you, mate, I'm as white as the day is long.
05:42LAUGHTER
05:44Right, let us crack on with Round 1.
05:46Red Team, this question is for you.
05:48Have a look at this.
05:50We are the king, we are the king.
05:52That's it!
05:53We are the king!
05:54Aye, have de Maria!
05:56Glorious goal!
05:57Roger King, champions of the world!
06:01It's going to showcase the very best of European football.
06:14CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:16CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:24CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
06:26So, there you saw World Cup winner Argentina,
06:29the dominant US women's team and Champions League winners PSG.
06:32They're the men's winners.
06:33Obviously, Chloe, the more important Champions League
06:35was won by you in the Arsenal.
06:36Come on, the Gunners.
06:37I like that.
06:38Now, like the Lionesses, all three have recently had big wins
06:39on the pitch.
06:40But I want you to match them to their secrets of success.
06:42Whose manager trains barefoot in order to connect with the earth?
06:44Who unwound before a final by doing karaoke?
06:45And who had an army of 30,000 witches absorbing their negative energy
06:47to help them win?
06:48First thoughts, Red Team?
06:49Hmm.
06:50What have you got?
06:51Oh, the answer to that is none.
06:52No.
06:53They've got absolutely fucked up.
06:54Witches?
06:55Witches, yeah.
06:56Well, like real ones.
06:57LAUGHTER
06:58Do I mean real?
06:59I've given you all the information I've got.
07:0030,000 witches.
07:01Yeah, but they're not real, are they?
07:02No, some of them are.
07:03What have you got?
07:05Oh, the answer to that is numb.
07:06No.
07:07They've got nothing to fuck off.
07:08Witches?
07:09Witches, yeah.
07:10Well, like, real ones?
07:12LAUGHTER
07:18Do I mean real?
07:19I've given you all the information I've got.
07:2130,000 witches.
07:23Yeah, but they're not real, are they?
07:26Some of them aren't.
07:27Witchcraft is like a thing, isn't it?
07:29Yeah, I remember, like, meeting a woman and I sort of offended her
07:31and she said, your eye will never be the same.
07:33I don't think it's true.
07:37Never will you look in the same direction again!
07:42Sorry, sorry, Chris.
07:43I actually feel I need to check my privilege.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:50Just Chris going, oh, rubbish, my heart bleeds for you, mate.
07:56You've got the old mortgage eyes, have you, mate?
07:58One's fixed and one's variable.
08:01LAUGHTER
08:06Oh, so bad luck.
08:08Now, Chloe, you've won back-to-back Euros, so come on, tell us.
08:11Was this guy the secret to your success, Chloe?
08:15Oh, Reggie.
08:16Oh, Reggie.
08:17So, who is that?
08:18Who is that?
08:19He's the coffee man's dog.
08:20So, the coffee man comes, makes us coffee in the mornings
08:24and the girls take him for walks.
08:27Chris, I'll explain this image for you.
08:29It's a dog staring at the camera and he looks like he got stuck with Jill.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:36I'm glad you explained that, cos what Chloe just said was,
08:38the coffee man comes in the morning and the girls take him for walks.
08:41LAUGHTER
08:50Oh, my God.
08:51What kind of coffee shenanigans is this?
08:54You've got a dog.
08:55Arsenal have got a dog as well, haven't they?
08:57Yeah.
08:58Yeah, it's called Wyn.
08:59Wyn.
09:00Wyn.
09:01Wyn.
09:02Wyn.
09:03Didn't it change its name to nearly?
09:04LAUGHTER
09:07Chris, have you got a dog?
09:08We've got a little toy poodle.
09:11It is literally the worst dog that a blind man can have in a house,
09:14cos it's so small, I have to check under my arse before I sit down
09:18and have him out in the garden with it.
09:20It's so small, it literally doesn't make a noise.
09:22It does not weigh enough to create any noise on the ground.
09:26It's like having an invisible dog.
09:29LAUGHTER
09:30And never, I call it a cum, don't know if it's cum.
09:34LAUGHTER
09:38Hey, boy, hey, boy!
09:39And then I wait a while and then I have to get on my hands and knees
09:41and fucking check.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44APPLAUSE
09:51Um, one of these managers gets an edge by training players' barefoot.
09:55Jay, what's the weirdest thing that one of your managers used to do?
09:58Yeah, I had one...
10:00Yeah, I had an unusual manager, actually.
10:02He used to, like, come into my room late at night.
10:06LAUGHTER
10:07No, seriously.
10:09LAUGHTER
10:10Yeah.
10:11Like, come in and, like, want to read, like, stories to me and stuff.
10:14LAUGHTER
10:15And then he even asked to call me daddy.
10:17LAUGHTER
10:18With my dad.
10:20LAUGHTER
10:21You messed it up, Jay. Did I?
10:23Yeah, cos you said it was my dad.
10:25He said he asked to call me daddy.
10:27LAUGHTER
10:29I like that story, too.
10:31LAUGHTER
10:34All right, son, I'm going to read your three little pigs,
10:37but do you mind how I call you daddy?
10:39LAUGHTER
10:41LAUGHTER
10:42LAUGHTER
10:43LAUGHTER
10:44LAUGHTER
10:45Oh, mate.
10:46Your little face, you were looking at me going...
10:48Who was it?
10:50LAUGHTER
10:51LAUGHTER
10:52Um, Chris, obviously, you're no stranger to winning,
10:54because, obviously, Chris won Strictly.
10:57Incredible achievement.
10:58APPLAUSE
11:03What was the secret to winning Strictly?
11:05The secret was having an identical twin
11:08who can see perfectly well.
11:10LAUGHTER
11:12I'd love to see you do it, Big Mix.
11:14Really?
11:15What, Strictly?
11:16Yeah.
11:17You'd be amazing.
11:18Would you ever do it with me?
11:19In those sequins.
11:20No, I wouldn't do it.
11:21Why?
11:22But if another show gets cancelled,
11:23maybe I'll consider it.
11:24LAUGHTER
11:26But I'd like to do it with maybe...
11:28Jamie or Jill.
11:29What?
11:30A little bit of same sex action?
11:32What?
11:33Me and you?
11:34Well, she swings a different way,
11:36so I'm not going to get the Strictly curse, are we?
11:38Oh.
11:39Well, we might.
11:44Yeah.
11:45Jill, would you ever do Strictly with Mix?
11:47Erm...
11:48Yeah, cos he's, like, a big guy.
11:50I'd want, like, a strong guy, I think.
11:52Yeah?
11:53Yeah?
11:54Yeah, but you also need someone who can dance.
11:56Yeah, that's true.
11:57OK, well, let's...
11:58Shall we have a look at what you've got?
11:59Do you want to...?
12:00What, now?
12:01No.
12:02Let's do it afterwards.
12:03No, we're done.
12:04CHEERING
12:06Just that, just that here, do a little...
12:08Just that here, do a little.
12:09OK, OK.
12:10What are we doing, Jill?
12:11What are we doing?
12:12I don't know.
12:13Just for safety, I'm just going to ask for them to get a crash mat,
12:18cos I know what you're like.
12:20LAUGHTER
12:21Not even I needed a crash mat.
12:24LAUGHTER
12:25Oh, my God.
12:30MUSIC PLAYS
12:36Let's go!
12:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
12:43CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
13:01You all right? Yeah, fine.
13:03Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:05Come on, let's have a go.
13:09Who wants to sing Jill lift Micah?
13:13LAUGHTER
13:15OK, Red Team, listen, I need an answer from you.
13:17Yep.
13:18Whose manager takes training barefoot?
13:20Who did karaoke to unwind before a final?
13:23And who had witches helping them out?
13:25Well, I do know the first one.
13:27That was Luis Enrique with the feet.
13:30Is it? I've read that, yeah.
13:32So I'm happy with that one. I'm not too sure...
13:34Did you say you read that?
13:36No, Red Team, I'm not telling you not to support your cast,
13:39but think about how factual that might be.
13:41Jamie says he read that.
13:44LAUGHTER
13:45Someone told me.
13:47LAUGHTER
13:48Emma Hayes seems like...
13:50What do you think? Do you know Emma Hayes?
13:52I never played under her, but karaoke...
13:55I feel like that would be quite an American thing to do.
13:57All right, let's do it. I like that.
13:59And then The Witches with Argentina.
14:01OK, well, I can tell you that Argentina had an army of witches
14:04absorbing negative energy from the players.
14:06The US women's team relaxed by doing karaoke before a final.
14:09And PSG manager Luis Enrique takes training barefoot.
14:12Well done, Red Team, you've scored three points.
14:15APPLAUSE
14:28Right, Blue Team, this next question is for you.
14:30Have a look at this.
14:32That is Leo Williamson who roars at the North Bank.
14:45And a trade for England!
14:47Oh, yes!
14:49Oh!
14:50They're not going to start, Carl, it's Alex Greenwood.
14:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:57England, the British Army New European Championship crowd.
15:00CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:03CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:06So, there you saw Clones England team-mates,
15:08Leah Willington, Ella Toon and Alex Greenwood.
15:11All three are fearless Euros-winning lionesses,
15:14but I want you to match them to what they're scared of.
15:17Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter?
15:20Who takes taxis on holiday because they're terrified of crocodiles?
15:23And who is scared of Hoovers?
15:26I'm not so much scared of the Hoovers,
15:28having to explain in A&E how it got stuck there.
15:30LAUGHTER
15:32As this question is about fear,
15:34I thought it would help to know what scares us, you know?
15:36And I'll go first.
15:37I've got a number of different fears.
15:39My biggest fear is my most successful Sky hosting job being cancelled.
15:43LAUGHTER
15:45You can always get a streaming service, though.
15:48The lazy iPlayer.
15:50CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
15:57Chris, what scares you?
15:58I can't stand flying, I hate it,
16:00because any little bit of turbulence, I'm like,
16:02what was that, what was that, what was happening?
16:04How did the stewards look?
16:06Are they panicking?
16:07LAUGHTER
16:08Because it's not like, I think if we were going to crash,
16:10like, I think I'd be all right with that.
16:13It's the not knowing if we're going to crash.
16:15LAUGHTER
16:16Because, like, if you're in a car and you crash,
16:18at least it just crashes, doesn't it?
16:20Whereas if you're going to crash in a plane,
16:21oh, it takes like five minutes, doesn't it?
16:23LAUGHTER
16:24All those people in plane crashes going,
16:26fuck, this is taking ages.
16:28LAUGHTER
16:29Just get over it.
16:30There's only so long you can scream for.
16:32LAUGHTER
16:34Isn't there?
16:35You scream for the first two minutes,
16:37and then you're like, what the fuck do we do now?
16:39LAUGHTER
16:41Just wait till it's towards the end again,
16:43and then just go, OK, guys, we're nearly...
16:45Ten, nine, eight, seven, go!
16:47AHHHHH!
16:48LAUGHTER
16:49Bix, what's a big boy like you scared of?
16:53Spiders!
16:54I hate spiders.
16:55Really?
16:56I don't like heights, I don't like mice.
16:58Um, I don't like stop and search.
17:02LAUGHTER
17:13Er, Chloe, you seem pretty unflappable.
17:15I can't imagine anything scares you.
17:17What are you scared of?
17:18I'm scared of peacocks.
17:20Peacocks?
17:21I don't like peacocks, yeah.
17:22It scares me.
17:23When I was younger and I used to go to the park,
17:25peacocks, like, yeah, get away from me.
17:27Er, well, listen, a bit of a trigger warning.
17:29We have actually...
17:30We're going to show a picture of one now.
17:31Yeah, yeah.
17:32Let's have a look.
17:33Terrifying.
17:34LAUGHTER
17:35Oh, it's terrible.
17:36Are you all right looking at that photo?
17:38That doesn't scare you.
17:39I've got sweaty palms, like.
17:40Really?
17:41Let's see how you do with this.
17:42Bring out the peacocks!
17:43No, I'm joking.
17:44LAUGHTER
17:48What are you scared of?
17:49I don't like...
17:50I don't like jellyfish.
17:51Hmm.
17:52I got stung by a jellyfish in Malta years ago.
17:55And the thing was, though, a lot of people there,
17:57they hadn't seen me go in,
17:58so they've just seen me in the water,
18:00scream, it's got me,
18:02and then slide out,
18:03obviously missing a leg in a mountain.
18:05LAUGHTER
18:06Come on!
18:07It's got me!
18:08It's got me!
18:09I'm one leg off!
18:10Oh, that's a fucking shark!
18:12Just one of them goes,
18:13erm, do I have to piss on that?
18:15LAUGHTER
18:17Er, JB, I heard you've got a phobia of being tickled.
18:20What?
18:21I...
18:22I've been told that you are scared of being tickled.
18:25No, I don't.
18:26It feels like...
18:27LAUGHTER
18:29Are you scared of being tickled?
18:30No, I don't like tickling.
18:32What?
18:33Do you want putting this to the test?
18:35I'm the perfect person to put this to the test.
18:37LAUGHTER
18:38Are you joking?
18:39Stop it, I swear, I don't like it.
18:41Just clip that up right,
18:42and it just looks like you're scared of a disabled person.
18:45LAUGHTER
18:47No, I don't want to catch it!
18:49All right, let me hold up your arm.
18:51No, I swear, you can touch my feet.
18:53Not my...
18:54Not everyone's hands.
18:55LAUGHTER
18:56My feet are OK.
18:57Come on, just your arms, Jay.
18:58Just for ten seconds.
18:59No, I can't, ten seconds.
19:00Yeah, just...
19:01This is aversion therapy, OK, go, go, go, go, go.
19:03I swear, go, go, go, go.
19:04I swear.
19:05Come on, ten seconds.
19:06Come on, ten seconds.
19:07LAUGHTER
19:08LAUGHTER
19:09Stop it!
19:10No!
19:11I don't like it!
19:12Fuck off!
19:13Honestly, stop it.
19:14I don't like that.
19:15LAUGHTER
19:16LAUGHTER
19:18LAUGHTER
19:19No.
19:20What is that?
19:22That's a problem.
19:23Who told you this?
19:24I can't tell you, mate.
19:26LAUGHTER
19:27OK, so one of Chloe's teammates has nightmares about Voldemort from Harry Potter.
19:32Chris, do any TV shows or films give you nightmares?
19:35Um...
19:36No, my daughter's 11 at the minute and she's getting into horror,
19:39but we have to watch things with the audio description on it.
19:42Like, so I know what the fuck's going on.
19:45LAUGHTER
19:46But the only problem is, is it, like, there's a lot of jump scares in horror,
19:49but the audio description, like, it'll often tell you about it
19:52before it happens.
19:53LAUGHTER
19:54So, like, it'll go, like, the demon jumps off the wardrobe
19:57and then, like, three seconds later, the demon will jump off the...
20:00I said to my daughter, I said, so, the audio description's ruining this,
20:03isn't it?
20:04And she said, it's OK, Daddy, I like the advance notice.
20:08LAUGHTER
20:09Aw, pleasure.
20:10Pleasure.
20:11Aw.
20:12Eleven-year-old one.
20:15OK, so one of these lionesses is so terrified of crocodiles,
20:20she gets a taxi when she's on holiday to avoid them.
20:23Er, Jay, are you scared of crocodiles?
20:25Not really.
20:26No?
20:27I suppose you've got similar skin.
20:28LAUGHTER
20:30Have you seen on the 2000s...
20:32Whatever the next Olympics is, 2032, it's going to be in Australia,
20:35and where they've got the canoe in, it's a river where they're doing it,
20:38it's got crocodiles in it.
20:40It's probably going to be the only Olympics where, if it does go wrong,
20:43they can just hang around to do the Paralympics afterwards.
20:45LAUGHTER
20:47APPLAUSE
20:49OK, Blue Toon, we did an answer, please.
20:54Who has recurring nightmares about Voldemort?
20:56Who takes taxis to avoid crocodiles?
20:58Who's scared of hoovers?
20:59Right, I think the dreams might be Leah.
21:02Alex Greenwood would get a taxi.
21:05And Ella Toon... Number one.
21:07..scared of hoovers. Yeah?
21:10Leah Williamson has nightmares about Voldemort.
21:12Ella Toon is scared of hoovers.
21:13And Alex Greenwood is so terrified of crocodiles,
21:15she gets taxing...
21:16Yeah!
21:17She scored three points.
21:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:20CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
21:22Our next round is all about an England star who can't stop scoring winners in finals.
21:39So we come to this drama.
21:48What a fabulous goal by Chloe Kelly!
21:52England know the next one.
21:53If it's scored, we'll give them the title.
21:58Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
22:05And that's it!
22:06Chloe Kelly means England returning the European Championship crown!
22:11Oh!
22:12We'll take it!
22:13Two goals in a minute!
22:14Chloe Kelly!
22:15History makers!
22:16Game changes!
22:17Chloe Kelly's there though!
22:18To stick home the rebound!
22:19England are crowned.
22:20Queen's and European football again!
22:21Give it up for the legendary Chloe Kelly!
22:22CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:23Come on!
22:24Oh my God!
22:25Good shit!
22:26OK, listen, let's go back to 2022 when you scored the winner to clinch England's first-ever Euros.
22:27Be honest with me, how often do you watch it back?
22:28Before the 2025 Euros, I liked the hardest round it went on!
22:41CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
22:43Come on!
22:45Oh, my God. Good shit.
22:47OK, listen, let's go back to 2022,
22:49when you scored the winner to clinch England's first-ever Euros.
22:52Be honest with me, how often do you watch it back?
22:55Before the 2025 Euros, probably once a week at least, I'd say.
23:00Once a week? Yeah, for sure.
23:02I think it gave me confidence.
23:04I respect that, you know? I like to...
23:06Actually, a lot of comedians say they don't like watching themselves on telly.
23:08I hate watching stuff I'm not on, you know?
23:11Sometimes I watch the TV, I phone up and I say to my agent,
23:14why am I not one of the regulars on Loose Women?
23:17Did you plan the celebration?
23:20I didn't plan the celebration, no.
23:22It was off the cuff, but I was scared to celebrate at first
23:25because I didn't want the goal to be disallowed,
23:28so I'm, like, standing there for a sec, like,
23:30with my shirt half off and, yeah, then we just go crazy,
23:34me, Jill and Lauren behind us as well.
23:36We've got a still of that here. There you go.
23:38Chris, I'll just explain it to you.
23:39It's Chloe celebrating the goal being chased by Peter Crouch.
23:42LAUGHTER
23:44What a chopper.
23:46What a... That was a cheap shot.
23:48A cheap shot.
23:50To be fair, I was going to take my top off
23:53and then I thought they'll think I've got my sports ball on backwards.
23:56LAUGHTER
23:58I'll keep it on.
24:01LAUGHTER
24:02Er, now, Chloe, there is an unfortunate bad habit, I'm afraid,
24:05to say, that you've picked up from Aunty Jill.
24:07Aunty Jill. Have a look at this.
24:08Thank you to everyone that got out to support us,
24:11whether that's in Switzerland or here today.
24:13It's so fucking special.
24:15LAUGHTER
24:17APPLAUSE
24:20I'm not even going to clap that one.
24:22Did you get into trouble for that?
24:23I just think, yeah, emotions got the better of me
24:26and vocabulary got a little mixed up.
24:29Yeah. What was that on?
24:30Er, it was outside Buckingham Palace.
24:32I think it was live on BBC.
24:34LAUGHTER
24:36That's a double whammy, innit?
24:38Listen, let me tell you this, that's not the worst thing
24:40that's gone on at Buckingham Palace.
24:42LAUGHTER
24:47Jamie, can you beat that?
24:48Have you ever done anything like that on TV?
24:49You know what I've said about...
24:50No, not when I've been interviewed, but...
24:52I've had a few beauties.
24:54My all-time favourite, I would say, is Victor Moses.
24:58Victor played for Chelsea Wigan, if anyone remembers him.
25:01And, erm...
25:03After the game, he had a good game, and I said,
25:05you know what, he's a fantastic young English talent.
25:08LAUGHTER
25:10He was 28 and played for Nigeria.
25:12LAUGHTER
25:14So...
25:16I think...
25:17Yeah.
25:18APPLAUSE
25:20That would be my all-time favourite, yeah.
25:23I get my kids to remind me about that beauty every other day.
25:26LAUGHTER
25:27Now, Chloe, let's relive the moment
25:29you clinched England's second successive Euros this summer.
25:33Well, she scored the winning goal
25:36that gave them the final
25:38in 2022.
25:40Chloe Kelly to win the European Championship for England.
25:44And also...
25:46CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:48Chloe Kelly leads England
25:50returning the European Championship crown!
25:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
25:56Chloe, it's like...
25:58It's so good, man.
26:00I just said, that run-up is wild.
26:02I know.
26:03I can't get my head right now.
26:04It's incredible.
26:05But, I mean, like, you were...
26:06I mean, I know you're being sort of almost casual about it now,
26:08but so much pressure.
26:10I wasn't nervous because I'd missed free and training the day before,
26:13and I was like, right, I'm not missing...
26:15I'm not missing today.
26:16I've got my misses out.
26:17And, yeah, I was confident.
26:19So, sorry, I just want to get this clear.
26:20You were confident because you'd missed a shit-ton of penalties.
26:24LAUGHTER
26:25Is that what you're saying?
26:26Yeah, I got them out of me.
26:28Oh, OK.
26:29And I'm confident in taking a penalty.
26:31Like, I didn't feel like pressure to me.
26:33Do you smoke weed before a game?
26:35LAUGHTER
26:36Yeah, man, it doesn't really matter.
26:38Just hit the ball.
26:39Ball goes where the ball wants to go.
26:41Yeah.
26:42It takes a penalty.
26:43Anybody got any Pringles?
26:44Man's got to munch it.
26:45LAUGHTER
26:46Now, Chloe, you hit that penalty an unbelievable
26:4968 miles per hour, which is faster than any goal
26:53in the WSL or Premier League last season.
26:56Which is pretty incredible.
26:58APPLAUSE
27:00Now, in honour of having England's penalty-scoring hero,
27:03I'm bringing back an a league of their own favourite.
27:05It's Popstar Penalties.
27:07CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:09Chloe has got a big game coming up, so you can't go in goal.
27:25The Guess who's volunteered to sub in,
27:27it's the Lionesses' stalker, Jill Scott, everybody.
27:30CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
27:34So, Jill's in goal and Popstars will come out one by one
27:37to put your goalkeeping skills to the test.
27:39If they score, it's a point to the red team,
27:41but if you save or they miss, it's a point for the Blues.
27:43Right.
27:44All we need now is a Popstar.
27:49Popstar!
27:52Popstar!
27:53Let's see who's up first.
27:57It's tragedy
27:58But the feeling's gone
28:00And you can't go on
28:01It's tragedy
28:02It's all gonna make you time
28:03Better get in line
28:04Five, six, seven, eight
28:06Please welcome Faye from Stare!
28:11Yeah!
28:12Yeah!
28:13Yeah!
28:14Yeah!
28:15Yeah!
28:16Yeah!
28:17Yeah!
28:18Yeah!
28:19Yeah!
28:20Yeah!
28:21Yeah!
28:22Yeah!
28:23Yeah!
28:24Yeah!
28:25Yeah!
28:26Hello, Faye. How are you?
28:27I'm good, I'm good.
28:28Thank you so much for coming on.
28:29Now, listen, how confident are you of beating Jill Scott in goal?
28:32I mean, she's got really long arms.
28:35Yeah, she does.
28:36Yeah, she does.
28:37I have got really long arms.
28:38Faye, just answer to be honest with you, would you describe them as freakish?
28:41Beautifully in proportion, but very long.
28:45Okay.
28:46Faye, good luck to you.
28:47Come on, Faye!
28:48Take your position.
28:49Shoot when you're ready.
28:50Yeah!
28:51Yes!
28:52Yes!
28:53Yay!
28:54Yay!
28:55Yay!
28:56Yay!
28:57Thank you!
28:58Thank you!
28:59Oh, you did?
29:00Oh, you did?
29:01Oh, you did.
29:02Oh, you did!
29:03Oh, you did?
29:04Oh, you did?
29:05Oh, you did!
29:07Oh, you did?
29:08Oh, you did?
29:09I love you!
29:11Oh, you did!
29:12Well done, Faye!
29:14That is a point for the red team's fake toeser, everybody!
29:18Oh, you did?
29:19Well done. Brilliant. Yes, we needed that.
29:23Well, that has whet my appetite. Anybody want another pop star?
29:26Yeah!
29:28Pop star!
29:31Pop star!
29:34Always keepin'
29:36Flyin' high in the sky
29:40You'll be the best
29:42From the shadow
29:44Please welcome from the Lighthouse family, it's Tunde!
30:04Tunde, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for coming on.
30:07Tell me, Tunde, are you going to go high or ocean drive it down the middle?
30:11Oh, stop it!
30:18Well, we'll have to wait and see.
30:20OK, good luck to you. When you're ready, take position and shoot.
30:23Come on, Tunde! Go on, Tunde!
30:35Yeah! Tunde!
30:37Yeah!
30:39Come on, Tunde!
30:40Come on, Tunde!
30:41Come on, Tunde!
30:42Come on, Tunde!
30:43Come on, Tunde!
30:44Come on, Tunde!
30:45Come on, Tunde!
30:46Well done, Tunde! That's a point for the Red team!
30:48That was such a...
30:50That was such a...
30:52Jill, try and save it!
30:54Oh, my God, how could I save that?
30:56Jill, do you want me to go in?
30:58LAUGHTER
31:03Listen, I don't know about you, but I'm peckish for another pop star.
31:06Anyone else?
31:07Yeah!
31:10Pop star!
31:13Pop star!
31:14MUSIC PLAYS
31:27Please welcome, Mr C from The Showbill!
31:31MUSIC PLAYS
31:35CHEERING
31:37Well, welcome to the show, Mr C. How are you?
31:41Thank you very much, thanks for having me.
31:42Er, no, thanks for coming.
31:43How do you fancy your chances in this?
31:44Oh, well, I don't know.
31:45A professional like this, and I haven't kicked a boy in years,
31:48probably no chance.
31:49Well, if it makes you feel better, she's been absolute shit so far.
31:51LAUGHTER
31:52So, Mr C, take your position, shoot when you're ready.
31:55CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:14Er, bad luck, Mr C, but that is a point for the blue team!
32:17CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:20Listen, I don't know about you guys, but I reckon I could squeeze in one more.
32:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
32:26One star!
32:29One star!
32:30One star!
32:32MUSIC CONTINUES
32:35MUSIC CONTINUES
32:36MUSIC CONTINUES
32:38MUSIC CONTINUES
32:39MUSIC CONTINUES
32:40MUSIC CONTINUES
32:42MUSIC CONTINUES
32:43MUSIC CONTINUES
32:44Oh, my God, I can't believe it!
32:45It's Ricky Wilson from The Tiger Cheese!
32:47MUSIC CONTINUES
32:49MUSIC CONTINUES
32:50MUSIC CONTINUES
32:52Ăłc
32:58practise
32:59OK, welcome to the show, mate, so good to have you on.
33:02Listen, how does it feel to hear fans of your beloved Leeds singing your song at Games?
33:06Oh, it's absolutely glorious.
33:07We didn't expect it to be that big, but yeah.
33:09We've made it, Ramesh.
33:10No, you have.
33:11I mean, listen, it's no North London forever but good for you.
33:13LAUGHTER
33:14How do you fancy your chances against Jill?
33:15How do you fancy chances against Jill they just have to get on target
33:45the red team scored two points and the blue team scored two points
33:55please can you go wild and crazy for our pop star
34:00now it's time for our end game let's see what they're up against tonight
34:18this is fingertip safe each time they manage to get their glove to the ball
34:24they will unlock the question now after each question the ball will move further away at
34:29the end of their go each team can win a massive five bonus points if any of
34:33them can get a glove to the ball when it's in the top corner
34:35Alexan good to you I've always said you know equality inclusion but this is we
34:41don't need this inclusion red team get yourselves in position please
34:54Chris you looking forward to this I'm not actually sure what it is
34:59Red team you're in position the starting distance is two meters your time starts
35:05after the whistle three two one go
35:12that was amazing listen red team only did you touch the ball you gave us a show
35:31okay your first question that you've unlocked who was the only lioness player to feature in both the 2009 and 2022 euros final
35:48Okay it is Jill Scott okay let's increase the distance to 2.5 meter on the whistle three two one go
36:00On the whistle, three, two, one, go.
36:08I'm so mad.
36:10Okay, here's your question, red team.
36:13Whilst managing Chelsea, how many WSL titles did Emma Hayes win?
36:17Five.
36:18Okay, it's seven.
36:20Seven!
36:21Yeah, no, obviously I've given you that you can't.
36:23What are you shouting for?
36:24Why can't you ever have a go?
36:25Well, not after I've said the answer, no.
36:27Let's increase the distance to three metres.
36:33Come on, Brooker.
36:35This will be massive.
36:36This will be massive and I'll lose my benefit.
36:42Oh, God.
36:44Whenever you're ready, three, two, one, go.
36:47Go on, Brooker.
36:49Yes!
36:50Yes!
36:51He touched that.
36:52No.
36:53He got fingertips.
36:54No.
36:55VAR.
36:55VAR, let's get up on VAR.
36:57Chris, did he get it?
36:59No.
37:03Oh, my, no, it's very close, isn't it?
37:07Jamie, you reckon you got that?
37:08I don't mean I've got this in me.
37:09You got it, mate.
37:10Come on, Jamie.
37:11You can do it, Jamie.
37:13I believe in you.
37:14Yes!
37:15Yes!
37:16Yes!
37:17Yes!
37:18Yes!
37:24OK, red team, question three.
37:26Who is the Lioness's all-time top goalscorer?
37:29Um, Ellen... isn't it?
37:30Ellen White.
37:31It is Ellen White.
37:32Point to the red team.
37:33Yes!
37:35Let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
37:383, 2, 1, go!
37:44Come on, Jamie.
37:51I got a touch.
37:52No, you didn't.
37:53Let's, uh, VAR, please.
37:59Unlocking red team, you scored two points.
38:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:04OK, blue team.
38:06Now, Chris, in order to help you out,
38:09we've got a sound ball that has a little rattle inside
38:11to help you out.
38:12Let's have a listen.
38:16OK, guys.
38:19So, Chris, I imagine that you know exactly where it is now.
38:22Jesus Christ.
38:23Is he supposed to use fucking sonar?
38:28Time starts when the whistle goes...
38:29Hang on, hang on, hang on.
38:30I need some help from my team-mate here.
38:31OK.
38:32Am I straight down here?
38:33Straight on.
38:34Straight down.
38:35And how far away is this?
38:36Two metres.
38:37Two metres, yeah.
38:38And it's about head-eyes.
38:39If it was Ramesh, you'd be about there.
38:40Yeah!
38:41Yeah, it's at your head.
38:43At your head.
38:44Yeah.
38:46Well done, mate.
38:47All right, good luck, Chris.
38:48Go, Chris!
38:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:51Pick, pick, pick, pick!
38:55Go on, Chris.
38:56Oh, my God.
38:57If he gets this, he's going to be lit.
38:59Yeah!
39:01Yeah!
39:02Yeah!
39:03Yeah!
39:04Yeah!
39:05Yeah!
39:06Yeah!
39:07Pick for this, mate!
39:08Chris, unbelievable!
39:09Unbelievable!
39:10Unbelievable!
39:11You love it!
39:13Unbelievable!
39:14Chris, well done.
39:16Blue Team, your first question.
39:18Which team did Chloe Kelly have a season ticket for growing up?
39:22Oh, QPR.
39:23Is correct.
39:24Well done, Blue Team.
39:25Good job, Jill.
39:26Let's increase the distance to 2.5 metres.
39:283, 2, 1.
39:303, 2, 1.
39:32All right.
39:33CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:35Well done, Jill.
39:36Well done, Jill.
39:38Uh, question number two.
39:39Who was the Lioness's previous permanent manager before Serena Wiegman?
39:44Phil Memo.
39:45He is correct.
39:46Well done, Blue Team.
39:47Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
39:49On the whistle, 3, 2, 1, go!
39:51Come on, my God!
39:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
39:53Let's increase the distance to 3 metres.
39:57On the whistle, 3, 2, 1, go!
39:58Come on, my God!
39:59CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:02God damn it!
40:04Are you going to be here?
40:05Let's have a look.
40:06He did touch it.
40:07I don't think he did.
40:08Yeah, he did.
40:09Yeah, he did.
40:10Yeah!
40:11CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:12Uh, OK, Blue Team, your third question.
40:15In which minute did Chloe Kelly score the winning goal
40:18against Germany in the 2022 Euros final?
40:21Oh, God, it's 116.
40:24110.
40:25Unbelievable.
40:26No!
40:27It's 110!
40:28Yeah!
40:29OK, let's increase the distance to 3.5 metres.
40:34Come on, I need some crowd, come on.
40:36CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:42CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:46Blue Team, who is the only Lioness to have more
40:53international caps than Jill?
40:55Oh, Farrah Williams.
40:56Is the correct answer.
40:57Well done, Blue Team.
40:58Well done.
40:59We're going to increase the distance to 4 metres.
41:05OK, Meeks, you are for giving this a go.
41:07Yeah.
41:08If you get this, you get five bonus points for the team.
41:10Five?
41:11Do I get a couple of chances?
41:12Give me two chances.
41:13Two chances.
41:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
41:15Give it up for Michael Riggs as they get out of there.
41:17Go up, Riggs!
41:18Go up!
41:19Go up, Riggs!
41:20Go up!
41:23Oh!
41:24Oh, mate!
41:25Meeks, that was so close!
41:26What a...
41:27Hey, you've got it.
41:28You've got it.
41:29You're awesome.
41:32Oh!
41:33You've got it this time.
41:34OK, Meeks, do you want to give it another go?
41:36Oh!
41:40You've got it.
41:42Oh!
41:43Oh!
41:44Oh!
41:45Oh!
41:46Ohh!
41:47Oh!
41:48Oh!
41:49Oh!
41:52Well, listen, that incredible effort by Michael Richards means that tonight's winners are the Blue Team!
41:58Tonight's winners are the blue team!
42:00You're in the League of Their Own, well done.
42:07So, thanks to Jamie, Alex, Chloe, Jill, Michael and Chris
42:10and all our pop star penalty takers.
42:12You've been watching the League of Their Own. Good night!
42:28We'll see you next time.
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