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A League of Their Own (2010) - Season 20 Episode 5 -
Harry Maguire, Tom Davis, Jon Richardson
Harry Maguire, Tom Davis, Jon Richardson
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00:00So good to have Harry Maguire on the show.
00:11Not so sure about Big Tom.
00:12He is all over him.
00:16Hi, mate. How are you?
00:17Yeah, good, man. Yeah, yeah. Good to have you on the show.
00:20He is so thirsty around everyone.
00:21I don't know if you ever want to go out and see a film.
00:23I don't know if you like movies and stuff.
00:25Love the cinema.
00:26Probably get some food. You like food?
00:28Love food.
00:28I saw you in hair and make-up.
00:31Yeah, for sure.
00:32You're being a little bit...
00:33Thirsty?
00:34Yeah.
00:34What's your favourite food?
00:36I'll go Fernando's, mate.
00:39Can I just say, I wanted to make him feel welcome.
00:41That's why I gave him a message.
00:43But in all seriousness, just reign it in a little.
00:45Okay, okay.
00:46Be more like this if I see him.
00:47No.
00:49You think that's casual?
00:50Yeah.
00:51That's cool, right? Relax.
00:52It's predatory.
00:56Touchable!
00:57Tackers!
00:58Hello, welcome to the team today from Mrs. A League Of Their Own.
01:23Let's meet the teams.
01:24Who's in the blue corner joining Jill Scott and Micah Richards
01:26is a man who's like a brother to me
01:28in that we secretly resent each other's success.
01:30It's Tom David.
01:31Woo!
01:32Woo!
01:35And alongside Jamie Redknapp on the Reds
01:37is a comedian who's the only man on earth
01:39who makes me look cheery and optimistic.
01:41It's John Richardson.
01:42Thank you, John.
01:43CHEERING
01:44And completing the line-up...
01:47He's never met a ball that you wouldn't love to head.
01:51It's Harry Maguire!
01:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
01:55Give it up for Harry Maguire!
02:09CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:10Oh, my God.
02:13Oh, my God.
02:14Oh, my goodness.
02:15What, how's that?
02:16I can't believe it.
02:17Harry Maguire on the show.
02:19How are you?
02:19All good, thank you.
02:20Thanks for coming on.
02:21Colossus for club and country at centre-back,
02:23but did you always play at centre-half?
02:26No, I actually didn't.
02:27I actually started at the top end of the pitch
02:30and actually worked my way down.
02:33My old football manager actually made me...
02:35He asked me to move back,
02:36but he actually meant to Sri Lanka.
02:39LAUGHTER
02:39LAUGHTER
02:39John, welcome to the show.
02:43Is Harry Maguire your type of player?
02:44Er, yeah, yeah, I...
02:48Oh.
02:49Thanks, I'm convinced.
02:50Yeah, that was a...
02:51I'm a Leeds United fan, so let's...
02:53I mean...
02:53CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
02:54Club-wise, I used to pick the right club,
02:57cos Manchester United also started at the top
02:58and have worked their way down,
02:59which I think...
03:00LAUGHTER
03:00OK, before we get going,
03:03I just want to get this out of the way.
03:05Do you want to go by Harry tonight
03:06and not, erm, Slabhead?
03:08Because...
03:09LAUGHTER
03:09I'll go by anything, to be honest.
03:11How do you feel about that nickname?
03:13Erm, I think my wife calls me worse than that.
03:15LAUGHTER
03:16What do the lads...
03:16What do players call you?
03:17What's your nickname when you go, England or Maine?
03:18Erm...
03:20Do you know what?
03:20It was Vardy who come up with that a while ago.
03:22I used to call him Steptoe
03:23and he used to call me Slabhead.
03:24Oh, Jamie Vardy, yeah.
03:25Yeah, so...
03:26Steptoe.
03:27Yeah.
03:28I get nicknames from the rest of the panel,
03:30it's really nice.
03:30Jamie calls me Chocolate Bonkiai.
03:32LAUGHTER
03:33Which is...
03:34LAUGHTER
03:43We've got Tom, BBB, Big Bull Bellend.
03:46Wow.
03:46LAUGHTER
03:47Rob, have you got any nicknames?
03:49Like, Rapper?
03:50You're into your rapper, aren't you?
03:51Er, I mean, I had my own nickname,
03:53Rang of the Lazy-Eyed Assassin.
03:54LAUGHTER
03:55I was...
03:56Er...
03:57I was thinking more Uzi.
03:58Uzi?
03:59Uzi looking at.
04:00LAUGHTER
04:01APPLAUSE
04:02Wow.
04:04Wow.
04:05Wow.
04:05You know, it's my fault.
04:08I thought I was having a real conversation.
04:10I allowed myself...
04:11LAUGHTER
04:11He said, like, a rapper, my vanity took over.
04:14I went, yeah, OK, let's hear it.
04:15It was all just a set-up for a lazy hijack.
04:17LAUGHTER
04:17Er, right, let's crack on with round one.
04:20Blue team, have a look at this.
04:22LAUGHTER
04:23CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:25Are you keeping them glasses on all day?
04:36Yes, sir.
04:37What are you, the fashion police?
04:38I'm not even listening to you.
04:39I'm talking to you, and you're looking at me.
04:40I know.
04:41Oh, my God.
04:42LAUGHTER
04:43LAUGHTER
04:44CAR is recommending an on-field review.
04:48The weight number six is less than one metre into the wall,
04:51that might be a direct free kick and a disallowed call.
04:54CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
04:56All the tricks are complete.
04:58APPLAUSE
04:59Yes, this question is all about modern football.
05:04These days, you can't go weekend without people claiming
05:07that the game is gone.
05:08So, based on a recent poll of football fans,
05:10what do you think is the most hated aspect of the game in 2025?
05:15The options are gold music, VAR and inane punditry.
05:19LAUGHTER
05:20Jill, what makes you think the game's gone?
05:22Oh, I think this is probably going to sound controversial coming from me,
05:28but I feel like it just gets run down our throats,
05:31it's too emotional, it's boring to watch.
05:33Like, why are men still playing football?
05:36LAUGHTER
05:37Uh, Jay, you obviously started playing in the days of black and white,
05:43so you've seen it all.
05:45Do you think we need to worry about the beautiful game?
05:47No, it's still beautiful.
05:48There's a few things I don't like.
05:50Mm-hm.
05:51Um, replica shirts on grown men going to football.
05:54Yeah.
05:55That's really tragic.
05:56Should be an age limit.
05:57I would actually get...
05:58You'd have to take ID to show that you're...
06:00If you're over 21, you shouldn't be allowed to wear a replica shirt.
06:03Yeah.
06:04I think, if I saw Tom, I went to watch West Ham,
06:06he's got his Jared Bowen shirt on.
06:08Yeah.
06:09Like an absolute helmet.
06:10LAUGHTER
06:11You spent most of your career just wearing a Subs jersey.
06:13You'd have to...
06:14LAUGHTER
06:15LAUGHTER
06:16Um, John, what would you change about football if you had the chance?
06:20Er, Ryan Reynolds.
06:22LAUGHTER
06:24All of them.
06:26I'm sick of American celebrities.
06:28LAUGHTER
06:29Let's go buy a shithole and bring joy to tragic people's life.
06:32Fuck off.
06:33LAUGHTER
06:34Cos your sports are all shit.
06:36Don't come over here and buy ours.
06:38That clip of Tom Brady when he buys Birmingham,
06:40he's in the cab going,
06:41so what's the other team, Aston Vanilla,
06:43or are they, like, Premier League?
06:45LAUGHTER
06:46APPLAUSE
06:47What about in name punditry?
06:50That was also on the list of people's biggest issues
06:52with the modern game.
06:53I do think there's a bit harsh, you know, about punditry,
06:55cos it's difficult to be a pundit.
06:56I mean, listen, tell me, is this a name?
06:58First of all, I just want to look at this.
07:00That's a corner flag there, as you can see.
07:02LAUGHTER
07:05APPLAUSE
07:08Oh!
07:09Wow.
07:10Now, listen.
07:12You know, not only corner flag, not only that's a corner flag,
07:15let me circle it in case you're not sure.
07:18It's that one there, let me just get that one down there.
07:21What are you up to, Joe?
07:23Yeah, it's bad, that one.
07:24LAUGHTER
07:25I don't know why I just didn't say that you can see by the...
07:27So, trying to explain myself, what happened there was,
07:30during the commentary, they were saying how windy it was,
07:32and I tried to explain where there was no wind,
07:34you can see by the corner flag.
07:35Right. That is out of order, cos he's explained himself there.
07:38Yeah.
07:38I mean, what would be really sort of inane is getting a player's position wrong.
07:42And now you say to him, OK, you're going to become a centre-back,
07:45no disrespect, we've got two here.
07:46It's almost not that easy.
07:47Well, not quite, not quite soon, not quite soon.
07:48Yeah.
07:49Oh, God.
07:50I've forgotten about that.
07:52So, you're referring to playing late in Jill Scott as a centre-half there?
07:55Well, yeah, I got that bit wrong.
07:57But...
07:58I did forget about that.
07:59Yeah.
08:00We did try and help you out, cos I actually said after that,
08:02well, I did play centre-half for a couple of games,
08:04so I did try and help you out.
08:06Thanks, yeah.
08:07If it was an hour, I'd have threw you straight under the bus.
08:09But...
08:10I do feel we've been a bit harsh.
08:11I mean, the truth is, you know, what about, I don't know,
08:14for example, pointing out the blatantly obvious for no particular reason?
08:17Let's have a look.
08:18You can see there, Joe Hart's holding up four fingers.
08:20LAUGHTER
08:22APPLAUSE
08:32I could explain that one as well, funny enough.
08:34LAUGHTER
08:35So...
08:36LAUGHTER
08:37The one saving grace, the one saving grace,
08:39you can see Joe Hart there has got one, two, three, four fingers.
08:42LAUGHTER
08:43So, what was going on there?
08:44Like, if you let that run on...
08:45OK.
08:46..there was a free kick that was actually taken.
08:48Right.
08:49Joe Hart, I think, at the time, was holding up four fingers.
08:51I think so. Can we...?
08:52I don't know if you want to see the...?
08:54Four.
08:55LAUGHTER
08:56Holding up four...
08:57He was holding up four fingers.
08:58Right.
08:59But in the wall, there was only three players.
09:01Right.
09:02So I was trying to explain that Joe wanted four, but he only got three.
09:06OK.
09:07And then they scored from that free kick.
09:08So if you actually think about it, that is great analysis.
09:11Right.
09:12No, no, it's good.
09:13It's really good, isn't it?
09:14What do you think?
09:15I'm confused about where the corner flags are at this point in the future.
09:18LAUGHTER
09:20Harry, do players ever sit in a change room and talk about pundits
09:23and who you hate and stuff?
09:24If we spoke about pundits speaking about ourselves at Man United,
09:27we'd be speaking about them 24-7.
09:30Because...
09:31To be honest, though, right, I can imagine Man United dressing room,
09:34you walk in before the game and maybe there's sky in the background.
09:37Someone straight up to that TV and pressing that button off.
09:40LAUGHTER
09:46Tom, what's your favourite cliché that pundits roll out?
09:49Er, Jamie's quite comfortable with this one.
09:51Er, the, er, when I used to play.
09:53I find that one, like, just having to remind people that, like,
09:56Yeah, I used to, we get it, Jamie, used to play football.
09:59You used to get a horse and carriage to the game.
10:01LAUGHTER
10:02Team sheet would be up on parchment.
10:05It's less and less relevant as every year goes by.
10:07It's, erm, yeah, I just, that's the one that really gets my goose.
10:10Well, I mean, it's nice to hear you talking about punditry, Tom,
10:13cos I've actually had the delight of seeing some of your punditry.
10:17Er, have a look at this.
10:18But what have you made of Italy, though?
10:19They've been very strong.
10:21They're incredible, yeah.
10:22I'm meeting in 33 games.
10:23They're incredible, but, mate, this is England,
10:25and this is the best England side we've ever had.
10:27So if I, everyone, we're talking about being worried about Italy,
10:30they're over there absolutely pooping their pants about playing us,
10:34let me tell you.
10:35They, they, they, they were all cheering for Denmark last night,
10:38cos they don't want a bit of this,
10:39they don't want a bit of Gareth Southgate,
10:40and they don't want a bit of Wembley when it's rocking.
10:42Wow.
10:43Is that real?
10:44Yeah.
10:47That is Tom Davies sounding like he just turned up at the interview
10:50after painting a cross on a roundabout.
10:52England's...
10:55England obviously went on to lose that game, Tom,
10:57so good prediction.
10:58What was, what was going on there, exactly?
11:00I'll tell you what was going on.
11:01It was a morning after the semi-final.
11:03So that had been sort of 24 hours.
11:05I was just sinking pints,
11:06and I was just in a very jubilant mood.
11:08Sort of Patriots,
11:09Patriots spirit had got the, the best of me.
11:12Er, I've never had so much trolling, by the way,
11:14after the game by attack.
11:15Italians somehow found me,
11:16and I became the figurehead of England.
11:18Er, yeah, that was it, that was it.
11:20You know what's so funny about it,
11:21is you trying to sound intimidating,
11:23but then remembering that you're on live TV.
11:25They're just going,
11:26trust me, they're going to be over there,
11:27and they're going to be like, pooping their pants.
11:29Right, let's do it.
11:32Let's talk about VAR.
11:33For those that don't know,
11:34VAR stands for,
11:35why is this taking so long?
11:36I want to smash my own face in.
11:38Er, it was destroyed in the Premier League in 2019.
11:40Jill, do you think it's been a success?
11:42Oh, I hate it.
11:44You'd literally score,
11:45and then it would go to VAR for like five minutes,
11:47and then they'd be like,
11:48yeah, the goal counts.
11:49So you're kind of like,
11:50faking your celebration,
11:52which, it's hard to do,
11:53like, fake it in the moment.
11:54I, I actually don't know how your wife does it, Romesh.
12:02I mean, my wife's orgasm noise is,
12:04are you dumb?
12:07Er, Tom, how would you improve VAR?
12:09Er, a couple of things, I think,
12:10like a sort of Wheel of Fortune would be quite interesting.
12:13So, like, they just have that on the side of the pitch.
12:15You could win a penalty,
12:16but also the referee might have to do a forfeit.
12:19Er, or they just,
12:21instead of going to some soppy sort of boring guy
12:23in a room on his own,
12:24just go to six lads,
12:25smash that out of their head in a pub,
12:27like in a Wetherspoons,
12:28show them the footage,
12:29and then they've got a fight out
12:30and a fist fight between them.
12:31That sounds like a better thing I'd like.
12:33Harry, what's the most annoying thing for you about it?
12:35If I was in charge of it,
12:37I would just get rid of it all,
12:38apart from for goal line technology and offsides.
12:41Er, they're factual.
12:43Er...
12:44Yes, I like that.
12:45APPLAUSE
12:50It was quite a measured round of applause,
12:51the sort of thing you'd see on question time.
12:53But, er...
12:54Right, blue team,
12:55I need an answer from you, please.
12:56OK.
12:57What order do you think these things came in,
12:58from a poll about where people were ranking the things
13:00they hate most,
13:01between VAR,
13:02inane punditry,
13:03and goal music?
13:04VAR, fair.
13:06So, do you think Jamie's more annoying than goal music?
13:10Oh.
13:12Yeah, of course he is.
13:13Is Jamie more annoying than music?
13:14Yes.
13:16Jamie and then goal music.
13:18No, it's not, it's not actually Jamie.
13:19No, it's not fucking me!
13:21They're not, like, saying that I'm the worst.
13:24Jill, please.
13:25Yeah.
13:26Well, I can tell you that goal music was lowest on the list.
13:28Mm-hm.
13:29Inane punditry was second,
13:30and VAR is the thing that people hate most about modern football.
13:33Yeah!
13:34Er, well done, blue team, you scored three points.
13:41Now, I think we need a palate cleanser after discussing all that filth.
13:44Harry, you're definitely not a games-gone footballer.
13:47Let's remind ourselves of your penalty against Italy.
13:51Maguire.
13:53Scores!
13:55Absolutely smashes it.
13:57Takes the camera out.
14:00Now, Harry, the best thing about that
14:02is that you actually broke the camera.
14:04So, we thought we'd see if we could repeat it.
14:06This is smash hit.
14:13As you can see, we have put the camera inside the target
14:15in the corner of the goal.
14:17Who would like to see Slabit himself have a go?
14:20Yeah!
14:21Come on, Harry.
14:23Harry Maguire, everybody!
14:28We'll see if this is a fluke.
14:30OK.
14:31Good luck to you.
14:32Come on, big man.
14:34Harry Maguire, stay safe.
14:35Go on, H!
14:36Go on, H!
14:37Go on, H!
14:38Oh!
14:41One more, one more, one more.
14:42Harry, Harry, have another go, have another go.
14:44X, come on, boy.
14:45That's...
14:46Holy shit!
14:48That was insane!
14:51What are you going on?
14:53Go, Harry!
14:55Go, Harry!
14:56Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:01Hey!
15:02So consistent, all.
15:04Come on, Harry.
15:05Go, Harry!
15:06Go on, Harry!
15:07Oh!
15:08Oh!
15:09Oh!
15:10it's getting a little bit embarrassing now no
15:21you've all left how many you've got left five come on in I'll get my family to make some more
15:28go on Harry come on I think about England think about Germany England mate yeah yeah come on remember that feeling I say it calls for your spine
15:39go yeah come on
15:41come on
15:42yeah
15:43yeah
15:44yeah
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15:57yeah
15:58give it up to Harry McGuire everybody
16:07oh mate that was good
16:11uh well done bonus point to the red team
16:15yay
16:16right here is a question for you red team have a look at this
16:32a four-time champion of the world
16:42at the top
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17:08These are Victor Hovland, Kylian Mbappe and Max Verstappen.
17:11But what I want to know is what they're obsessed with.
17:14Who is massively into UFOs and claim they help his game?
17:17Who is a geography geek and had maps of the world on their bedroom walls?
17:20And who is addicted to Ludo and was caught playing it in a hotel room at 3am?
17:24I mean, I'm not sure what's weirder, playing Ludo at 3am
17:27or someone bursting into your hotel room to catch you doing it.
17:31So this is all about sports stars' obsessions.
17:34Harry, what are you obsessed with away from the pitch?
17:37Erm, probably golf.
17:39Really?
17:40Yeah.
17:41Somebody clapping that.
17:42What a weird...
17:43What a weird thing to applaud.
17:46Are you applauding that he likes golf?
17:48Erm, have you even played with Jay?
17:50Yeah, we have played, haven't we?
17:52Yeah, yeah.
17:53Do you have to fill out a scorecard for him?
17:55Er, what's Jay like playing golf with?
17:57Nah, he's a good player.
17:58Thanks, mate.
17:59Knows where the flags are.
18:00I fucking love golf.
18:01See it?
18:02Yeah.
18:03Well, that sounded well odd.
18:04Erm, Tom, help me out, mate.
18:05What's your obsession?
18:06Er, sadly, actually golf as well.
18:07Oh, no, no, a very different golfer.
18:08I'm a very, er, I'm an awful golfer.
18:11These two are obviously amazing.
18:12I play golf at such an awful level that I know that I've probably bought the owner of Callaway his new house.
18:18I go round, I'll lose probably about 25 to 50 balls.
18:20It's disgusting.
18:21We played once.
18:22Oh God.
18:23So, my dad, big Tom, got a nice game.
18:24Anyway, we're still on the first tee.
18:25I've hit quite a nice one down there.
18:26Dad's hit a good one.
18:27Tom's gone to hit it and done a complete air shot.
18:28So I said, everything man, do you know, relax?
18:29I'm not a ooh-lover.
18:30It's not a gauntlet, but you can't play any, like, of course.
18:31Oh, you can't play any games that I do?
18:32And I don't play, like, I'm a very good player.
18:33OK, I play golf at such an awful level that I know that I've probably bought the owner
18:34of Callaway's new house.
18:35I'll lose probably about 25 to 50 balls.
18:36It's disgusting.
18:37We played once.
18:38Oh, God.
18:39My dad, big Tom, got a nice game.
18:42Anyway, we're still on the first tee.
18:43I've hit quite a nice one down there.
18:45Dad's hit a good one.
18:46Tom's gone to hit it and done a complete air shot.
18:49So I said, type in, man.
18:50Do you know, relax.
18:51Obviously, it's a big day for you.
18:53So he does it again.
18:53You arrogant prick.
18:55This is a big day for you.
18:56Hey, why is Harry?
18:56Hey, Harry Jamie, it's a big day.
18:58He's nervous.
18:59Then he does another air shot, and he turns to me,
19:02deadly serious, and went, this is a tough course.
19:04LAUGHTER
19:09So it's golfer Victor Hovland, the geography geek,
19:16who had maps of the world on his bedroom as a kid.
19:18Meeks, what did you have on your bedroom walls?
19:20Ooh.
19:21Pamela Anderson.
19:23Yeah.
19:23Of course.
19:24Baywatch.
19:24I got one guy, I went,
19:25It's a really weird audience member.
19:27The only thing he's done is clap golf and go,
19:29Who else was on there, Meeks?
19:34Kelly Brooke.
19:35Really?
19:37The last one.
19:39Louise Redknapp.
19:40LAUGHTER
19:42APPLAUSE
19:44LAUGHTER
19:46APPLAUSE
19:48Whoo!
19:49LAUGHTER
19:50Oh, my God.
19:51Sounds like me and Meeks have the same bedroom wall.
19:53LAUGHTER
19:55LAUGHTER
19:56A high five.
19:57LAUGHTER
19:58So you and Tom are like a shit Britney and Justin Spears?
20:02LAUGHTER
20:03Justin Tip Lake, even.
20:04LAUGHTER
20:05LAUGHTER
20:06I'm going to get, I'm going to get, I'm going to get, I'm going to get you, wait till I drop this line.
20:16You're like Justin Spears and bloody Britney, bloody Timberlake.
20:20LAUGHTER
20:21I've had that in my head for about ten minutes.
20:23LAUGHTER
20:24It was a quiet place of solace.
20:27He thought he was so good, he was waiting for the right one.
20:31LAUGHTER
20:32I snatched it in.
20:35Oh, man.
20:37Jay, we've actually got a clip of your bedroom walls.
20:40Have a look at this.
20:41I mean, he's in love with the game.
20:42He lives for it.
20:43His walls are not plastered with pop singers and girls with our fair clothes off.
20:49He's, he's, he's there full up with footballers, you know, he's got Kenny Douglas on his wall and John Barnes on his wall and all the great footballers, you know, that's really his, his only interest.
20:59LAUGHTER
21:01APPLAUSE
21:03That's so funny!
21:07Can we just have a look at young Jenny Redknapp there again, please?
21:10LAUGHTER
21:13I feel like people are being a bit nasty to me tonight.
21:15I think so too, I really do.
21:17No, I'm sorry, please, please be nice to Jay, all right?
21:19You started it wrong.
21:21How did I start it?
21:21You started it, all the time, pretending you're nice, giving it the big'em.
21:25No.
21:26You're on every station going.
21:27Look, it's not my, they tell...
21:29You've had a fucking glow up.
21:30Yeah.
21:31You used to be fucking ugly.
21:33LAUGHTER
21:34He's come dressed as a tree.
21:36LAUGHTER
21:43I don't think I was ugly.
21:45No, well...
21:46You were never ugly, you always had a way about you.
21:47OK, what do you mean, what does that...
21:48Well, hold on, what does that, no, what does that mean, had a way about you?
21:50You always had a lovely confidence about you.
21:52Like, yeah, like, sort of like, you know, the best mate that you could sort of stand next to and sort of feel better about yourself.
21:57LAUGHTER
21:58And that's coming from him.
22:00LAUGHTER
22:01LAUGHTER
22:03OK, red team, I need an answer from you.
22:05Who is obsessed with UFOs?
22:07Who is a geography geek and who had maps on his bedroom walls?
22:10And who is addicted to Ludo?
22:12I've got a clue for one of them.
22:14I'm sure I've seen Victor talking about, uh, UFOs.
22:19UFOs?
22:20Yeah.
22:21I know a lot of footballers play Ludo, but...
22:22Really?
22:23They do, yeah, but...
22:24What the hell is going on with a game of football?
22:26LAUGHTER
22:28OK, well, let's see if you're right.
22:30I can tell you that Victor Hovland is UFO obsessed.
22:33Max Verstappen is a geography geek, who had posted maps and flags on his bedroom wall.
22:36And Kylian Mbappé has scored plenty in the hotel room.
22:39Well done, red team, you've scored.
22:41Three points.
22:42APPLAUSE
22:43How did he get that?
22:45New York.
22:46New York.
22:47Inspired by Max's love of geography, I've prepared a brand new game.
22:51It's going to be Jamie versus Micah, and this is shocking all over the world.
22:55MUSIC PLAYS
22:57Well, I'm going to test the geographical knowledge of Jamie and Micah.
23:07They're going to be asked geography questions with a sporting theme, and if they get them right, they'll get a point.
23:11MUSIC PLAYS
23:13Do that, stop that.
23:14Oh, and also...
23:15Wrong.
23:16Don't do that.
23:17No, don't do sneaky ones.
23:18At least you might get the question wrong.
23:19No, it's to demonstrate the game.
23:20No, but you people don't know that at home.
23:21They might just think we're having a stroke.
23:23No, I'm about to explain it.
23:24I'm about to explain it.
23:25So, and also, the guys are wearing electric shock devices.
23:29If they get a score wrong, they'll get shot.
23:31SCREAMING
23:35Basically, if you like watching people get shot, this is the game for you.
23:39SCREAMING
23:41OK, it's time to play.
23:45Jamie, you're up first.
23:46Beijing hosted the 2008 Olympics.
23:49To the nearest million, how many people live there?
23:52LAUGHTER
23:55You think that's funny, don't you?
23:57Because you don't believe I'm going to get this right,
23:59but I actually know the answer to this.
24:00Come on.
24:0123 million.
24:0223 million.
24:03You're such a...
24:04It's 23.
24:05Oh!
24:06No!
24:07No, I should get that.
24:08That was a great effort.
24:09No, Jamie, Jamie, I'm just going to let you behind the curtain a little bit.
24:11Before we started, Jamie said,
24:14can you give me one of the answers just as a little moment?
24:17LAUGHTER
24:18I...
24:19I...
24:20LAUGHTER
24:23Are you still doing it, Ron?
24:25What I can't believe is I gave him the answer, 22 million,
24:31and then he thought, what's the nearest million to 22?
24:34LAUGHTER
24:36I think it's 23, so...
24:38And that's the cheating.
24:39SHUT UP!
24:40OK, stop it, Ron.
24:41Mix, what's your geography like?
24:42Not bad at all.
24:43OK.
24:44Lesia, Warsaw, are based in the capital city of Poland, Warsaw.
24:49Correct.
24:51LAUGHTER
24:52But what is the name of their stadium?
24:54Oh...
24:56The Warsaw Stadium?
24:58Warsaw Stadium?
24:59Uh...
25:00Incorrect.
25:01It is the Marshal Joseph Pilsudski Lesia, Warsaw Stadium.
25:05LAUGHTER
25:06OK, Jamie.
25:07Yep.
25:08Brazil have won the Men's World Cup five times.
25:10Yeah.
25:11Haven't I?
25:12Yeah, five.
25:13OK, but can you tell me...
25:14No, that's not...
25:15LAUGHTER
25:16But can you tell me how many colours are in their official flag?
25:19And for a bonus point, name the colours.
25:21Yellow.
25:22OK, that's for the bonus point.
25:24First, tell me how many...
25:26Don't!
25:27Stop that!
25:28That's not fair!
25:29That's not fair!
25:30How many colours are in their flag?
25:31How many colours are in their flag?
25:32Yeah, that's the question.
25:33Three.
25:34No, it's four.
25:36Ah!
25:37Mix, can you name the colours?
25:38And then you get a point.
25:39What, Brazil?
25:40Yeah.
25:41Green.
25:42Blue.
25:43Yellow.
25:44Yellow.
25:45Yellow.
25:46White, no?
25:47Yep.
25:48You get a bonus point.
25:49Lovely!
25:50I'm going to let you behind the curtain once again.
25:52Jamie Redknapp tried to shock Micah.
25:54There's two buttons here.
25:55One is a plus sign and one is a red button.
25:57Jamie, press the plus sign.
25:59LAUGHTER
26:00Wait, no longer.
26:01That's for...
26:02OK.
26:03No more, please.
26:04SHUT YOUR MOTHER!
26:05Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
26:08You don't...
26:09Ah!
26:10I'm not too much!
26:11Don't touch my equipment.
26:13I'm not too much!
26:14No, but don't touch the equipment.
26:15Don't touch the equipment.
26:16Don't you look, you little shit.
26:17OK, that's...
26:19Ah!
26:20No!
26:21OK, I don't think it's high enough for you.
26:23OK.
26:24Well, I swear to God it is.
26:25Don't turn it down.
26:26Please, no more because, honestly.
26:27All right.
26:28Micah.
26:29Here's your...
26:30Fuck off, Romesh.
26:31I'm going to fucking have a stroke.
26:32I swear.
26:33Yeah, but I'll just shock you back.
26:34No!
26:35And then you'll be back in the room.
26:36OK.
26:37OK, come on.
26:38Flag question for you, Mike.
26:39Yep.
26:40Argentina won the last men's football world cup, of course known for their iconic flag.
26:52But in what year was the sum added to the centre of it?
26:55Oh, come on, Rom.
26:58Guys?
26:59Roughly or, to be precise?
27:01I'll go roughly, I don't mind.
27:02So, roughly...
27:03Yeah.
27:04I think 1977.
27:05Can you not just say 70s?
27:07You can if you want.
27:08Do you want to say 1970s?
27:0970s.
27:10OK.
27:11No, 1818.
27:12OK, that's to getting it wrong, and that's for looking at my car.
27:15Stop!
27:16No!
27:17Oh, come on, scream at him.
27:18He's like, ugh.
27:19Well, because you've been...
27:20Turn that up, Jake.
27:21Come on.
27:22Stop it.
27:25Sorry.
27:26Sorry.
27:27Wow.
27:28I just took someone's eye out.
27:29That's how I did it.
27:43Jake, come on, please.
27:44You've had a bit of a hard time, and now you've thrown your toys out of the pranks.
27:47Pathetic.
27:49So, after that, the blue team got one point, and the red team got zero.
28:06In this next round, one of our guests takes on one of our regulars in a very special sporting
28:11challenge.
28:12I think it's sailing and going head-to-head with Jamie and Tom.
28:15Jay, do you have much sailing experience beyond your massive collection of deck shoes?
28:20Not really.
28:21I'm a Bournemouth boy, though.
28:22I'm used to the sea, so, yeah, I was all right.
28:23Looking forward to it.
28:24Tom, how are you at sea?
28:25I'm terrified of it, if I'm honest with you.
28:27OK.
28:28Tom, based purely on looks, between Jamie and Tom, who do you think is more likely to be a good
28:32sailor?
28:33I'm not a body language expert, but I think Tom might have been shit at it.
28:39Sailing a lot about tying knots and stuff.
28:41Yeah.
28:42A little bit.
28:43Not this kind of sailing we'll be doing, but...
28:44OK.
28:45Because I'm worried that you don't even tie your shoelaces.
28:47I just slip it in.
28:48Yeah.
28:49Why use your hands when you can just slip it in, Johnny boys?
28:56Harry, if you needed rescuing in a storm, who would you rather see as captain on the
29:00high seas, Jamie or Tom?
29:02Jamie's only captained a couple of small clubs, so...
29:07I'd have to go with Tom on that one.
29:10Thank you, thank you, Harry.
29:14OK, before the race, I arranged for Olympic gold medallist Ellie Aldridge and one of the
29:18greatest sailors to ever grace the high seas, Sir Ben Ainslie, to get them up to speed.
29:22Let's have a look now.
29:26How are we doing, guys?
29:27Hey, guys, fancy seeing you here.
29:28Lovely to see you.
29:29Yeah, good to see you.
29:30You all right?
29:31Hey, Tom?
29:32Hello.
29:33This is Tom Davis, a comedian.
29:34No, what's happening?
29:35What's that?
29:36I always introduce you where we go.
29:37People probably know who I am.
29:39He's a good-looking one, right?
29:40Yeah, thank you.
29:41So, guys, welcome to Portsmouth.
29:42In a couple of hours' time, you two are going head-to-head in one of these things.
29:46Look at the speed, it's already at 90 kilometres an hour.
29:51So, guys, you're going to be driving.
29:53So, let's...
29:54Good.
29:55That's what the best are all I've gone for, probably.
29:56Do you know we can't drive?
29:57Really?
29:58Don't look at me.
30:00Do you want to have a go first?
30:01Yeah, get in, Tom.
30:02Oh, let me get in first.
30:03It's very rare that people with as little experience as these guys have actually get to go and be in control and drive.
30:10Okay, so, remember what we were talking about with the wind?
30:12Yeah.
30:13So, you can't go head-to-wind.
30:14We want to go close-hauled.
30:15So, if you bear away a little bit...
30:17Bear away?
30:18This way?
30:19Yeah.
30:20No.
30:21He's not using the wind at all, is he?
30:22Simulators are a waste of time.
30:24My daughter can drive a simulator plane.
30:26Would I let her go and fly to Spain on her some other days?
30:28Of course I would.
30:29She's three and a half.
30:30Ellie, I've got a bit of wind going on here.
30:34I can smell that, mate.
30:35I'm standing behind you.
30:37I want to go faster, Ellie.
30:39What am I doing here?
30:40Okay, so, if you want to go faster, your fastest point of sail is probably reach.
30:43So, about 90 degrees to the wind.
30:46Seagulls can attack.
30:51Oh, no.
30:54I bet you'll be soft.
30:55Oh, don't go in that bit.
30:57Tom!
30:59Tom!
31:00I think it's very easy to underestimate how dangerous the challenge is, especially just
31:05being on the simulator.
31:06It's very different being on the boat.
31:08Harrison here is going to take over and show you what you need to do if things go bad.
31:12This is Tom Davis.
31:13Nice to meet you.
31:14He knows who I am, probably.
31:15Right, boys, so now we're going to replicate what it's like with a capsized or an inverted
31:19catamaran on an F-50.
31:20What sort of injuries could we get?
31:21Anything.
31:22Sprained ankle?
31:23Well, death.
31:24What?
31:25Death?
31:26Right there.
31:27Just for a second.
31:28Tom.
31:29Go and get him.
31:30Yeah, go and get him.
31:31He's all right.
31:32You all right?
31:33This is insane.
31:34Me and you are like the two more stupid people who do this show.
31:35There's too much to remember to keep us alive.
31:38We're in a situation where one of these capsizes and it's on top of us.
31:42Like, even that's a controlled environment.
31:44Capsize.
31:45Capsize.
31:46There's hard gear in your mouth.
31:47It falls out.
31:48You're not meant to breathe a bit of that.
31:49That's what you're meant to do.
31:50It's easier said than done when your head's under water your mug.
31:55When you breathe in through your nose.
31:56Are you taking a load of water in?
31:57Not your nose.
31:58I see that.
31:59That was absolutely terrifying.
32:00I'm going to go up.
32:01Do five push-ups.
32:02Jump in.
32:03I'm going to go up.
32:04I'm going to go up.
32:05Do five push-ups.
32:06Jump in.
32:07I'm going to act a capsule.
32:08Don't say I'll raise your heart rate.
32:10My heart rate's raised.
32:11It's been raised since I saw the safety video.
32:14Come on, come on.
32:15Here you go.
32:20Woo!
32:21Woo!
32:22Woo!
32:23Woo!
32:24Fuck that!
32:25I don't like that.
32:26Jesus, man.
32:27Fuck the hell, you terrified me.
32:28Nailed it.
32:29When he's held me under water, I mean, it was like waterboarding.
32:33If that was an interrogation, I'd be giving up so much information.
32:36I was absolutely useless to that.
32:43All right, guys.
32:44Now you've done your safety training.
32:45How was it?
32:46I have so much respect and admiration for all of you.
32:48Even you, actually, respect.
32:49When you went under and you were crying.
32:51I cried.
32:52I was crying.
32:53You guys, you did great.
32:55Listen, a lot gets said between you and I.
32:57But I've got a lot of respect for you.
32:59I wish you all enough, mate.
33:00And let's just stay safe, yeah?
33:01You as well, mate.
33:02Thanks a lot.
33:03Oh, mate!
33:04Oh, it's three minutes!
33:05Oh, it's three minutes!
33:06Oh, it's three minutes!
33:11Tom, did you feel well prepared after that?
33:14Firstly, I need to say something.
33:16This show is a very sort of ethical place to be.
33:18And we were worried about having plastics in the sea with Jamie getting in,
33:21but we took all the proportions.
33:22Mate, I'm not even going to lie.
33:25Even watching that gave me, like, that was terrible.
33:28The drowning stuff was genuinely terrifying.
33:30It was.
33:31It did look quite intense.
33:32Who would like to see Jamie being drowned again?
33:34Yes!
33:35OK, let's have a look.
33:45Fuck that!
33:46I don't like that!
33:47Jesus, man!
33:48Oh, my God!
33:49Oh, my God!
33:50That's funny!
33:51Jamie, that was...
33:52You know what?
33:53Right, he guts you, sticks you under the water,
33:55doesn't even say hello to you,
33:56and then he starts saying,
33:57oh, you all right?
33:58Hey, this will be your mate.
33:59I'm like, just trying to drown with your helmet.
34:00Mate, it's for your own precautions.
34:01You were terrible at that.
34:02I was actually genuinely worried about you if your thing capsized.
34:05You were so panicky.
34:06He was the right panicky Pete.
34:07Harry, would you have fancied this challenge, you think?
34:09Looking at that, no.
34:11No.
34:12Makes you gutted you couldn't do this one?
34:14No.
34:15Did you see any black people on that video?
34:20Keep my black ass inside.
34:22OK, so it was Jamie Redknapp versus Tom Davis
34:26going head-to-head on the high seas.
34:28Whoever won the race scored three points for their team.
34:30Let's see how they got on.
34:34I'm away 24-7 just thinking about crushing you.
34:38This is going to end it all.
34:42One challenge.
34:45Two boats.
34:46Two boats.
34:47Two boats.
34:48Two boats.
34:49Two boats.
34:50Two boats.
34:51Two boats.
34:52Two boats.
34:53Two boats.
34:54Two boats.
34:55Two boats.
34:56Two boats.
34:57Let's get it on.
34:58Here we go then.
34:59Redknap versus Davis.
35:00The boys will have to time the start to perfection.
35:03Power towards the critical turn one,
35:05and then head back to the start marker for a tricky turn two
35:08before catching the wind and pushing flat out to the finish.
35:12and it's race time here we go then here comes the klaxon and Tom's nailed the
35:20start of great move
35:24yeah Jamie's quick to counter and they're side by side as I head into turn
35:28one
35:40he won't want to run across that big tom no chance we're going to turn hard here hold on
35:47all right Tom follow me across bud Danny 39
35:51nice Tom speedy oh yeah i got him here kill wheel keeping it straight here
36:01Jamie in the lead now Tom needs to nail turn two
36:04he's turning left that ship on there yeah keep turning left
36:10bearing the way here Tom gets straight and Jamie's first to turn two
36:21hard now keep going that's it keep going keep going keep going keep going straight up
36:26straight way up as i will
36:33Redknapp's still ahead on the home straight
36:38oh but here comes davis he's not giving up
36:41we're aiming at Jamie here coming up to the brits real nice
36:50come on let's go come on boys
36:54it's neck and neck as they approach the finish who's going to take it
36:58oh and davis wins it on the line we won mate yes get in we won
37:03yes oh what a rush man what a rush
37:10Jamie read that didn't show up but big td going to take the spoils
37:19that was amazing massive massive congratulations
37:23Tom couldn't have been a closer finish do you think it would have been a bigger
37:26win for you if you hadn't moved across the boat like a dog we've worms
37:29i mean what was what was going on there that was quite indignifying watching that um
37:33yeah i was i'm six foot seven i have no balance anyway crossing that 100 miles an hour whatever
37:39it was i was literally flipping all over the gaff but i feel very good to beat jamie to be
37:43the ultimate winner in the davis redknapp series eat shit
37:48so with tom davis's victory blue team that means that you have scored three points
37:59you
38:07welcome back to a league of their own we've finished with an epic challenge where it's all to play for
38:11let's see what they're up against tonight
38:18yes this is a leap of faith for years leave the faith between terrifying contestants on this show
38:23and now it's time for jill and john to take it on jill you're up first so please could you head
38:29over good luck give it up for everybody
38:34thank you
38:36come on
38:39john how are you feeling about taking this on i am shitting my pants
38:43here is how it works after tiptoeing across a terrifying tightrope with any ropes to balance
38:49they'll stop to answer questions at set points there is one point for every correct answer and a
38:54game-changing three bonus points for whoever completes the course in the fastest time
38:58uh okay jill you feeling okay no you are going to be absolutely fine probably okay
39:06what a great team talk let's raise the ring
39:12uh jill jill jill how's it feeling up there oh my god horrible is that it done
39:30no you've got to do the actual you've got to do the actual course good luck to you your time starts now
39:36go jill jill jill makes her way across the rope here she's at the first rope
39:44she's doing very very well this is so wobbly
39:52the second rope jill your question who did harry mcguire make his premier league debut for
39:58fester no who yes okay this is horrible
40:04oh
40:12oh
40:14oh
40:16oh my god which manager gave harry mcguire his england debut
40:20girls okay that's okay it's correct okay when you go jill
40:29oh my god this is horrible
40:31okay uh question how many formula one world drivers championship titles has max verstappen one
40:37two no one
40:42oh my god
40:44she's making away across the final platform here jill scott you have got this
40:50oh
40:58oh
41:00oh
41:02oh
41:04oh
41:06oh
41:08oh
41:10oh
41:12oh
41:14oh
41:23oh
41:25oh
41:27oh
41:29oh
41:31oh
41:33oh
41:35oh
41:37oh my god that was cool well done jill you scored three points let's have a look at a replay
41:42oh my god that was horrible
41:46well done jill
41:50john how are you feeling john i don't really like going upstairs so
41:55uh listen it's going to be absolutely fine good luck to you let's raise the rig
42:00oh
42:14john how are you feeling up there
42:18okay i'm a comedian that's what i do yeah
42:22i like way
42:24uh okay that was good good luck to you your time starts now
42:34he's made it to the first right we see oh
42:41okay how many red cards is harry mcguire received in the premier league can we say as many numbers we
42:46one yeah one two three four five okay fine yeah yeah
42:56one john
43:00that's the worst bit he's like tarzan okay your next question who did harry mcguire
43:07score against in the 2018 world cup quarter-final
43:09take it on yes
43:10correct yes on you go john
43:17okay your next question how many times have leads united won the fa cup once in 1972
43:29he is smashing this
43:32he is on fire
43:35his genitals must be ablaze here as he makes his way across the beam
43:39Jill, he's loving you right off!
43:43He's doing good!
43:45Yes, John!
43:49Come on, John!
44:09OK, well done, Reds.
44:12You score three points.
44:14Let's have a look at a replay.
44:16That's how you do it, Jill.
44:18Tarzan.
44:19Give it up for John Richardson, everybody!
44:25OK, listen.
44:27All of the questions you got asked you got correct.
44:29You did it quicker than Jill.
44:31And that means that tonight's winners are the Red Team!
44:34Yes!
44:36Wow!
44:38Have some of that!
44:39So, thanks to Jill, Mark and Tom,
44:41Jamie, join in the one and only Harry Maguire.
44:43You've been watching A League Of Their Own.
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