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00:00Why do you shave your legs? I don't. I just don't have leg hair. What do you mean? No hair on your legs. I just don't have leg hair.
00:05You've never had leg hair? I shaved my whole body. This doesn't look like shaved, Stu. Look at this.
00:10I shaved my whole body. Why is your thighs so beautifully? You have breathtaking legs. This is not sh...
00:15Oh my god. I shaved my whole body. He does shave his whole body. Look at that.
00:22Is this just...
00:24You have breathtaking legs. Thank you. That's my son's name. Oh, okay. And that's the guy who saved my life.
00:29Oh, okay. Yeah. And that's little Jerry.
00:34Oh, what's...
00:35Oh, God.
00:40It's not soft.
00:41Little Jerry!
00:42Little Jerry!
00:43Sorry, Genesis! I'm sorry, Genesis!
00:47I'm sorry, Genesis!
00:48Little Jerry!
00:49Little Jerry!
00:51No, we didn't cut that. It was too small.
00:53Little Jerry. Little tight Jerry!
00:54Hug like a slump!
00:55Un poquito! Un poquito Jerry!
00:57It was a bad visual. It was a bad visual.
00:59Welcome to the Barstool Sports Advisory, America's premier sports information program.
01:08With Jersey Jerry, Dan, Big Cat Caps, and the source, Stu Biner.
01:17Barstool Sports Advisors! Week 13 in the NFL. We've got Jerry, we've got Stu, we've got Ashley, we've got Hannah. We have Thanksgiving.
01:39Happy Thanksgiving! Happy Thanksgiving to all!
01:41Happy Thanksgiving!
01:42Happy Thanksgiving!
01:43What if we did this...
01:44Thanksgiving!
01:45Hold on!
01:46What if we just played it straight this year?
01:48What if we just had a...
01:49What if we just had a...
01:50What if we played a big show?
01:51Look, everyone here has got all their trash bags set up.
01:53Yeah, yeah.
01:54They're all like, oh, this is going to suck. It's going to ruin my day.
01:55What if we just played it straight?
01:56Can I play something straight right now?
01:58Yeah.
01:59Dave Portnoy, spearheading the pirate ship since 2003. Thanksgiving is to give thanksgiving to the humans in the world that have really helped all of us in life, that have propelled us into an epic level, unprecedented level.
02:15Dave, I just want to say I love you. God bless you. Thank you for gambling. The gambling way to the American dream is you. You gambled with your life and you helped all of us.
02:25You gave us a platform. We make thousands, hundreds of thousands, millions. We're loved by all.
02:31I just want to say from the bottom of my heart, on a real level, which I never actually get real, I love you. God bless you. God bless you, your girl, your dogs, your family, your five houses, your quarter of a billion, and your security that has to follow you around for the rest of your life.
02:49Thank you for that sacrifice. I fucking love you, Dave Portnoy. I fucking love you, Dave Portnoy.
02:54I fucking love you, Dave Portnoy. All right. That was butter. That was hot butter.
03:03Oh, Stu. It's so wet. Stu.
03:09Dave, I love you. Stewie Stu. Stewie Stu. That's a lot.
03:15I can't see. All right, well, Happy Thanksgiving. I guess this is what we're doing again, of course.
03:27I don't know if these can break. I'm going to flip.
03:31Your hand still broke. I'm so in trouble here. Can I have some of this, by the way?
03:40I just shit myself. I just shit my pants. I'll wipe you. I think I just shit my pants.
03:55It's all right. I shit my pants. He's wiping me. Don't wipe me. Don't wipe me. Oh my God.
04:01It's why we get the fuse. It's why we get the fuse. He just showed me the shit stage. I shit my pants.
04:16I almost can't. I almost puked there. I shit my pants.
04:37People are starving. Die. Why did you shit your pants? I gagged and it just came out.
04:44Okay. The turkey is so good. Oh, so good. Love the stuffing. Can I get a pie? Can I get a pie, please?
04:54I can't. The fucking shit's in my ear. Is this a hard pie? Is this soft? Is this hard?
05:01Oh, this is hard. This is a problem. This is a problem. Yeah, let me get that one.
05:12Jerry, would you like to pie me, please? Yeah. Ooh, look at this. Pie me. I don't want to hit you hard.
05:18Okay. One, two.
05:21Oh, fuck. Well done.
05:26Oh, man. That's some good pie. Anybody got a Q-tip?
05:31That's in my ear. I can't hear out of my left ear. Okay. I can't believe you shit yourself.
05:39I shit myself. There's shit stains on the day.
05:44When you wiped your ass, I almost puked. Oh, man. It was so gross.
05:49Oh, all right. And the first game is...
05:52Yep. Welcome to Barstool Sports Devices.
05:54I need a Q-tip. I need a Q-tip. I need a Q-tip. I need a Q-tip. I need a Q-tip. I need a Q-tip.
05:58You can do one back to me. Hit me. Hit me.
06:0310,000. How'd you get it? Just scoop it. Scoop it.
06:0610,000. 10,000. You stick this up your face.
06:10Shut the fuck up, Stu. Oh, man. Oh, Stu, you forgot your cranberry sauce.
06:22Yeah, you forgot your cranberry sauce, Stu. I forgot your cranberry sauce, dude.
06:26What are you doing? How could you have turkey without cranberry sauce?
06:32Oh, my God. I can't hear. Look at this. Watch. Ready?
06:38It's like the minions. Yeah. Bob. Bob's my favorite.
06:44Yeah, he's great. Yeah, Bob's great. Okay.
06:46Barstool Sports Advisors, we're here for Thanksgiving special.
06:5011 to 1, 11 to 1, 11 to 1. Barstool specials.
06:531, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 1, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, $69.
06:59Favorite number, favorite position. Greatest gambling streak ever.
07:03$69. Three games of the year on Thanksgiving week.
07:06Stewfinder.com. Stewfinder.com. Stewfinder.com.
07:09Stewfinder.com. Are you saying oops now when you have a bad week?
07:13Week seven is cheap. I love it. Oopsie.
07:16Oopsie. You did a poopie in your pants like Jerry.
07:19I'm number two. Okay. Let's go.
07:22Packers and Lions game one. This is actually a great, great Thanksgiving.
07:26I can't see shit. Great Thanksgiving slate.
07:28Packers and Lions over under is 48 and a half. The Lions are minus three.
07:33I'm going to start with you, Ashley. Ashley, do you have any food with you?
07:37I just have a little bowl of gravy right here.
07:39Ooh, why don't you drink that gravy?
07:41I might taste test it.
07:42Oh, chug that gravy.
07:44You think so?
07:45You chug it or you're just going to take a sip?
07:47What? You're going to take a sip?
07:48All right, no. No! Yeah! That was amazing.
07:52Hey! Don't step on the fucking weather!
07:56Sorry.
07:58Sorry.
07:59It was okay.
08:00Ash, what do you think?
08:03I think I'm... I can catch.
08:05Hey, Stu, just so you know, that was a performative yell.
08:07That was a performative yell.
08:08That was a performative yell.
08:09I wasn't actually mad at you.
08:10Yeah, I know.
08:11Do you like that?
08:12I do that every now and then.
08:13Every now and then I bring out my big boy voice for my kids.
08:16Just let them know.
08:17Hey!
08:18I like that. That's good.
08:19What are you doing?
08:22And then they start crying instantly and then I have to say,
08:24I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to say that.
08:25They're soft.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:27Yeah, kids are soft these days.
08:28I use the Tate method on my kids.
08:30The Tate?
08:31Yeah.
08:32What are you doing?
08:33Andrew Tate?
08:34Yeah.
08:37Right over the eye.
08:38Do it again.
08:39Dude, give me again.
08:40It's such a funny noise.
08:42Give me...
08:43Give me a better one.
08:45Here, just a whole glob right in the middle of my face.
08:47Ready?
08:48I'm trying to forehead.
08:49Oh!
08:51All right.
08:52Ashley, sorry for...
08:53Oh my God.
08:54Yeah!
08:55In Detroit, it's going to be 37 degrees with some snow.
08:58Okay.
08:59Some snow in Detroit.
09:00It's indoor.
09:01Oh man, the pumpkin is burning my eyes.
09:04Hannah.
09:05Give me that pot.
09:06Oh!
09:07Fuck!
09:08Can I get a napkin?
09:10Oh man.
09:12All of my eyeball.
09:15Hannah, what's your stat?
09:20Under Matt LaFleur, Green Bay has gone 18-6-1 against the spread as an underdog of three points
09:25or more.
09:26LaFleur is the only head coach in the Super Bowl era with a winning record as an underdog.
09:30Okay.
09:31I am actually going to take the Packers in this game.
09:33Packers plus three.
09:34Lions just had 77 snaps on defense.
09:37Played an overtime game.
09:38Wow.
09:39Short rest.
09:40Quick turnaround.
09:41Give me the Packers.
09:42That defense can get a pass rush going.
09:44The Lions offensive line has been a little tricky, a little banged up.
09:49Stu, what do you got?
09:51I can see this game going over.
09:53You can see?
09:54I think it will be a high scoring game on Thanksgiving.
09:56Everyone loves points.
09:58And I think both offenses will be prolific.
10:01We're going over, over, over, over, over.
10:05Okay.
10:06Jerry, are you puking?
10:07No.
10:08Are you going to puke?
10:09Probably.
10:10Maybe next plate.
10:11Maybe next plate.
10:12I'm going to take the Lions here.
10:13Give him some, Stu, give him some face mashed potatoes.
10:16What?
10:17Hold on.
10:18Don't move.
10:19Don't move.
10:20Don't move.
10:21Don't move, Stu.
10:22Just give him a little bit of this.
10:23Face mashed potatoes.
10:24I can't see.
10:29There's a little bit of face mashed potatoes.
10:31I'm in trouble.
10:32Okay.
10:33I'm going to take the Lions here.
10:35I'm going to take the over as well with Stu.
10:37Can we get more food?
10:38I'm going to take the over.
10:39I think there's a lot of points.
10:40Thanks.
10:41Give it.
10:46Now I got to get up and fall on my face.
10:48I don't got a gag reflex.
10:57Oh my god.
10:58Oh.
10:59Oh.
11:00Oh.
11:01Oh.
11:02That might be blood.
11:03That's so gross.
11:04No, Stu.
11:05No, Stu.
11:06No, Stu.
11:07No, Stu.
11:08Oh, God.
11:09I ain't afraid to throw up.
11:13That's what I eat ass.
11:15He shit myself.
11:16You want me on your ass.
11:18He shit himself.
11:19He shit himself again.
11:21I just shit myself.
11:22No, not again.
11:23I swear, I did too.
11:24I did first.
11:25I just shit myself.
11:26Oh my god.
11:27What?
11:28Fuck.
11:29You're making it seem like I never threw up before.
11:33Oh my god.
11:34And it's good for your ass.
11:35Yeah, it is.
11:36That was so gross.
11:37It's good for your scalp.
11:38Shout out scalp.
11:39Make sure you watch this show right before you eat Thanksgiving dinner.
11:41Stop pulling the curtain.
11:42I'm sorry.
11:43Okay.
11:44Oh my god.
11:45Next game.
11:46How's this orange?
11:47Oh, man.
11:48I shit myself.
11:52What are you eating?
11:53What are you eating?
11:54That'll give me a good orange.
11:55Not a good orange.
11:56What are you eating?
11:57What else we got?
11:58We got to fix his microphone.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Oh, why?
12:01He's got throw up on.
12:02Wait, wait.
12:03What's wrong with his microphone?
12:05Look at this guy.
12:06Oh, no.
12:07Do you want a trash bag?
12:09Oh, no.
12:10Oh.
12:11I mean, it's smart by him.
12:15It's getting gross over here.
12:16Million Dollar Company can't get a mic that I put throw up on my face.
12:22All right.
12:23We're back.
12:24Next game.
12:25Cowboys, Chiefs.
12:26I'm going to need someone to tell the lines on every single game now.
12:29We lost all of our Chiefs.
12:30Jerry threw up on them, then Stu put them on his face.
12:33Cowboys and Chiefs.
12:34Chiefs minus three and a half.
12:35Chiefs minus three and a half.
12:36Over-under is 51 and a half.
12:40Let's start with you, Hannah.
12:41Okay.
12:42Road favorites are 25 and one straight up.
12:44And 20 and six against the spread on Thanksgiving since 2004.
12:48Road favorites, huh?
12:49Yeah.
12:50That was a Chiefs play.
12:52What's the weather going to be like in Dallas?
12:54Yeah, in Dallas, it's going to be 59 degrees and sunny.
12:57Ash, you still got that gravy?
13:00Wow!
13:01Oh, Jimmy!
13:02Oh, Jimmy!
13:03Oh, Jimmy!
13:04Stop!
13:05Stop!
13:06Stop!
13:07Should I eat that?
13:08Do you want to try it?
13:09No!
13:10No, it's all right.
13:11No!
13:12No, it's all right.
13:13I'll try it.
13:14It's a good booger, isn't it?
13:21The pumpkin's burning my eyes so bad.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:24I'm going to take the over in this game.
13:26I don't fucking know.
13:27Who's playing?
13:28Chiefs and Cowboys.
13:29I'm going to take the Chiefs here.
13:33I think they're in a good spot here.
13:35Listen, they didn't play great.
13:37No.
13:38They played bad.
13:39They haven't played great at all.
13:40No.
13:41This is the game where they need to turn it on.
13:42Yeah.
13:43They have to turn it on.
13:44Yeah.
13:45I'm going to take the Chiefs here.
13:46Yeah.
13:47What's the spread?
13:48Red.
13:49Ow!
13:50What are you doing with tape?
13:51Why do you have tape?
13:52I don't know.
13:53You just started eating the tape.
13:55What are you doing?
13:56I don't know.
13:57Stop with the tape.
13:59Stop with the tape.
14:06Hannah.
14:09Oh, wow.
14:10Let's go.
14:11Ashley!
14:12I can't believe I shit my pants.
14:13Amazing!
14:14There's pumpkin all over that.
14:15I can feel it, too.
14:18Oh.
14:19Stu, what do you got?
14:20Um, I made the over over here 46 and a half.
14:23You did?
14:24Yardsmakers made the line 51 and a half, so I have to go over.
14:30I think there will be a ton of turnovers which will cause the game to go over.
14:34I think it will look under at halftime and then way, way over with prolific turnovers.
14:39Shout out turnovers.
14:40Shout out apple turnovers.
14:42You see what I just did?
14:43Oh, I love it.
14:44Did you see what I just did?
14:45I love it.
14:46Oh, sick.
14:47Okay.
14:48I can't see.
14:49What's the line on the third game?
14:52Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:53Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:54Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:56Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:57Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:58Stu's mic is completely dead.
14:59Stu's mic is completely dead.
15:00Wow, no one heard anything I said?
15:02He didn't really say that.
15:03We got the overhead mic, don't we?
15:05Oh, okay.
15:06Got it.
15:07That escalated fast.
15:08What am I doing?
15:09I just need your mic back.
15:10What does that mean?
15:11You think the lava mics would have been better, you think, or no?
15:13The lava mics?
15:14They are lava mics.
15:15They are lava mics.
15:16You call them lava mics?
15:17What are they?
15:18Lava mics?
15:19Yeah.
15:20Laves?
15:21They're lav?
15:22Oh, okay.
15:23Those are lava mics.
15:24But those are the clip-ons, no?
15:25I think the show's going very well, by the way, right?
15:26So far, we're doing that.
15:27Lava mics?
15:28Oh, okay.
15:29I don't know.
15:30I need another condom.
15:31Can you give me a condom, please?
15:32We got a condom over here.
15:33I've never won a condom in my life.
15:34We got a condom.
15:35Stu.
15:36Stewie condoms.
15:37Stu, let's go.
15:38I'm ready.
15:39Just keep, just film me doing this.
15:41All right.
15:42Here we go.
15:45Okay.
15:46Night game.
15:47Thanksgiving night.
15:48We're all going to be full.
15:49We're going to have a great Thanksgiving.
15:50We have the Bengals at the Ravens.
15:52The Ravens minus seven.
15:54The overrunner is 51 and a half.
15:56Joe Burrow may be playing.
15:57I don't know.
15:58Let's start with weather and Ashley.
16:02Weather's looking like cloudy and a chance of gravy.
16:06Oh, Ashley.
16:08You look a little different, Ashley.
16:09Oh, no.
16:10Oh, no.
16:11Oh, no.
16:14Shut up.
16:15Oh, my God.
16:18Oh, my God.
16:21It's so thick.
16:22Ashley transitioned.
16:31Thanks, Ashley.
16:32Thanks, Ashley.
16:33Transition, Ashley.
16:34Great weather, Ashley.
16:36All right, Hannah, what do you got?
16:37In the wild card era since 1990, favorites of seven points or more on Thanksgiving are
16:4930 and five straight up and 25 and 10 against the spread.
16:52Okay.
16:53Wait, say that again.
16:54By the way, someone sent me a funny drinking game.
16:58It was like, it was like, anytime Stu talks about clit, drink, take three sips.
17:03Anytime Big Cat's mean to Jerry, take three sips.
17:05Anytime Big Cat asks for you to say the stats again, take three sips.
17:08Anytime Stu says, can I say something, take a drink of beer.
17:11And they were like, we were hammered five minutes into the show.
17:13I don't doubt that.
17:14I love that.
17:16I apologize, Ashley.
17:17I was thinking about, or sorry, I apologize, Hannah.
17:20I was thinking about Ashley chugging all that gravy.
17:23It's on the mind again.
17:24Okay.
17:25In the wild card era since 1990, favorites of seven points or more on Thanksgiving are
17:2930 and five straight up and 25 and 10 against the spread.
17:32Love it.
17:33What game is this?
17:34I'm taking the Ravens.
17:35Ravens minus seven.
17:36Who are they playing?
17:37The Bengals.
17:38Seven?
17:39Yeah.
17:40Joe Burrow back, no?
17:41I don't know.
17:43Hey, Stu.
17:46Oh!
17:47Gary!
17:48Gary, I'm sorry.
17:49It's okay.
17:50That was amazing.
17:51That was a throw by Ashley.
17:53Still, what's your 10?
17:54That was a 50.
17:5550.
17:56The Russian judge gave you a 10.
17:58Okay.
17:59Shout out Putin.
18:00Are you guys going to pick this game or what?
18:02Bengals.
18:03I said, what am I doing?
18:04Bengals Ravens.
18:05Jamar Chase backing me to Bengals.
18:06I think this game will go way over the total again.
18:09I'm hoping for a ton of points on Thanksgiving because it's just so much fun.
18:12Didn't you just take me under in the last game?
18:14No.
18:15I went over the first two and it's over the third.
18:18You're going three overs.
18:19Three overs.
18:20I love it.
18:21Shout out overs.
18:22Is that because you're trying to keep your business for Thanksgiving Day and you don't
18:24want to give a pick?
18:25Absolutely.
18:27I paywall you.
18:28Yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:29I paywall you.
18:32Okay.
18:33When we come back, we've got two more games.
18:35On a Sunday.
18:36Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.
18:37Back right after this, Barstool Sports Advisors.
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18:46we've been doing the Thanksgiving edition for eight years this is the single best one we've
19:14ever done in our lives first of all Jersey Jerry pooped in his pants and then threw up big cat
19:22threw up a lot of the people on the set cameramen produces threw up and we're ready to roll but let's
19:30get serious for a moment I know I'm wearing a Thanksgiving turkey it's hard to get serious and
19:34I'm wearing a thousand dollars worth of Thanksgiving meal but 11 and 1 11 and 1 11 and 1 on the borrow
19:41stool special one week one two three four five six week seven oops and then I won week eight nine
19:51ten eleven twelve five straight so what I give you for 69 dollars favorite number favorite position
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20:04and 11 and 1 speaks for itself 11 and 1 11 and 1 last week jets giants took the double digit underdogs
20:12and covered easily right now three best bets three games of the year 69 dollars favorite number
20:19favorite position pay me pay me pay me I'm well worth 69 dollars stewfeiner.com stewfeiner.com
20:29stewfeiner.com when you have the Thanksgiving dinner do you leave a seat open for Howie
20:36uh is that like what people people do when I never heard of that in my life okay okay
20:41yeah okay were you some kind of fucking ghost creeper no no no I don't know no I don't do that
20:45okay okay gotcha it's actually offensive that you'd ask that I don't go to cemeteries
20:49really don't go I've gone twice for my father and three times for my mother and never for my brother
20:55so you do go well I'm talking in my mother's been dead fucking since 2002 my brother's 2006
21:01so I don't know I don't I don't like it I feel nothing there yeah all I think of is scary horror
21:07movies that turn funny yeah and the Scooby-Doo episode where they were in the uh where they
21:13were in the uh Scooby-Doo yeah rest in peace Harry the cemetery shout out Scooby-Doo all right
21:18Barstool Sports Advisors we are back we have two more games to get to then we're gonna get to our
21:22mortals it is Sunday in the NFL we got a big one Texans and Colts it is
21:28I'm gonna wait until my game okay Texans and Colts Colts are minus three and a half let's start
21:35with the weather with Ashley in Indianapolis it's gonna be 31 degrees partly cloudy okay Hannah
21:43the last time the Colts and Texans faced off in week 13 the Colts won 31 nothing the Colts offense
21:56was strong on third downs converting seven of 13 attempts for 54 percent while being equally strong
22:02on defense allowing just three of 12 attempts at 25 percent good reading Stewart
22:08well done again we're playing softball he's my picture yeah shout out no I haven't got you oh god
22:21sorry I was gonna go I was gonna go Jerry first oh okay Jerry go
22:26that was butter I don't know what that was smells terrible that was butter um I think people are off
22:39the Colts right now I think people think that Daniel Jones is a fraud and I think he will uh show them
22:45wrong in this game uh I love the Colts 10-point victory oh oh oh oh wait give some to Jerry he likes
22:56it he give him let him eat some thank you sir you're welcome Jay Jay feed him oh oh smells terrible
23:05oh my gosh I agree with Stewart I'm taking the Colts minus three and a half all right we all agree
23:11earthquake earthquake earthquake wait stay with me oh no oh god how do you keep having shit under there
23:26shout out shout out all right last game Sunday we got the Bills at the Steelers yeah the Bills uh
23:37are three and a half point favorites the over-under is 47 and a half Hannah we'll start with you all right
23:43these are Jerry's stats I'm listening okay with Josh Allen the Bills are three and one all time straight up he's
23:49thrown over a thousand yards in four games and um eight touchdowns and three interceptions okay
23:56those are Jerry's stats Jerry's stats what's the weather going to be like in Pittsburgh on Sunday
24:01in Pittsburgh it's going to be 41 degrees and rainy 41 degrees and rainy that's Steeler weather
24:06Stu you're not going to give a pick for this game so just get us out of the way okay uh
24:10uh 11 and one 11 and one on the Barstool special I have won week one two three four five six oops
24:29seven week eight nine ten eleven and twelve eleven and one it's a paywall sixty nine dollars
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24:58catch okay i in this game hmm i'm gonna take the over i'm gonna take the over 47 and a half uh
25:05jerry what do you like yeah i'm gonna take the bills here um what minus three and a half what yeah
25:10mike tom and i hold on home dog george what do you like i like the bills and the over on this one are you
25:16okay yeah you look how's the gravy sitting in your stomach george not sitting too good yeah
25:24yeah do you want do we have any more gravy we're all in a great butter do you have anything that
25:30do you can drink we're out of supply you can pee in a cup would you drink that are you hydrated uh
25:36no i can't pee right now you like the bills i like the bills and the over okay thank you for chugging
25:42that gravy that was incredible amazing yeah wonderful performance stole the show how many beers did you
25:46have yesterday 40 or 50. oh my god how is your stomach alive right now jerry what are you taking i love
25:53the bills in this spot here mike tomlin i understand home dog we got the plus three and a half three
25:57with the hook but this defense sucks this offense sucks mike tom was a terrorist um see where season's
26:03over i i said it if they lost that bills game season was over not missing the playoff they're
26:07gonna miss the playoffs i'm it's all bills this is this is a route okay i'm taking 47 and a half
26:13yeah they're good friends yeah yeah yep germany and tomlin yes they are all right when we come back
26:16we'll have our mortals mortals happy thanksgiving thank you thank you deutsch incredible
26:21performance are you gonna puke oh no oh no do you have a trash can still drink it i ain't drinking it
26:37happy thanksgiving everyone oh man this is off i've never seen you like this
26:45uh yeah i wonder why i don't like it's still you don't like gravy it's still you know it was you
26:52guys it was you guys that upset me more than you said it all yeah yeah the throwing up and him getting
27:00the throw up that really really upset me those are fair things that was unbelievable yeah i try some of
27:07that bird no no i need baby turkey no give him a little bite give him a bite give him a bite no i need baby
27:12turkey turkey for my next game okay all right thank you going oh last year i fell and cut my leg
27:18okay no no all right we'll be back right after this with our mortals barcelo sports advisor super slow
27:24okay someone help him
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29:54week it was embarrassing i'm not going to lose it this week because i got one thing to say to you
30:00you're going to perfect perfect timing you're fist-fucking who perfect that's perfect timing that's
30:04your dusty oh that's your dusty bitch with plus six and a half browns at home against the 49ers
30:11browns defense is elite myles gear has 18 sacks stew gonna break the record 22 and a half
30:22is that what you're supposed to do yeah perfect timing all i see is fist-fucking
30:26no that's what watch does he do every time and time oh okay okay that's my pick browns plus six and
30:31a half jerry yeah people are gonna hate this pick five and seven on mortals on the year five-star play
30:36last week was terrible lions first half people are gonna hate this i'm thinking the raiders plus 10
30:41against the chargers chargers at home but that offensive line is not good max crossby will get
30:46home a lot of taking the raiders i believe in geno smith i know he's probably why listen it's just a
30:50spot where like you just got to take them in this okay i don't trust it i don't hate it plus 10.
30:56stewart um push my mortal last week 32 26 and 2 overall on the show five and six mortals i'm gonna take
31:04the bills i think the bills uh have to show up uh they have some extra rest here and it's a wrap i think
31:10bills win by 20 for fun any last words happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving
31:15everyone may god be with you god bless you we love you thanks for the support tell everyone to watch
31:20the show uh pay my paywall i need the money not really i need the money i want your money uh
31:26not really cocaine free let's go i need the money not really but i really why not yeah why not i got
31:33four kids yeah still live at home yeah sandy still wants to go to greece what happened with the baby
31:38turkey what baby turkey your baby turkey what is that all right personal sports advisors thank you
31:45everyone to tune in see you next week love the baby
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