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00:00The next one is rated PG.
00:03This is Kuya Piton!
00:05Oh!
00:06You're a bit of a man.
00:07I'm watching TV.
00:08Why?
00:09I'm watching you.
00:10I'm leaving you.
00:11You're leaving!
00:13You're leaving!
00:14What is PG?
00:15Pangulo!
00:16Ah, pangulo pala ha?
00:18You're two, you're PG with me.
00:20What is PG?
00:21You're a gulp!
00:23Are you?
00:24Oh!
00:29Are you?
00:32No.
00:34Oh!
00:36I'm leaving you.
00:37Oh!
00:42Look, I'm gonna be WHERE.
00:46Oh
01:16What?
01:16Why are you like this?
01:17What are you like this?
01:18What are you like this?
01:20Yes, I'm so happy.
01:22I will take a look at this one.
01:26Look.
01:28Look.
01:31This is called Hot Air Balloon.
01:34It's got a hot air balloon on the air level.
01:39It's over.
01:40I believe that...
01:41It's over.
01:42You know what I mean?
01:43You're right.
01:44You're right, John?
01:45We can't get the whole Metro Manila to be able to get traffic from the city.
01:50Okay, let's try it.
01:52What?
01:52What?
01:53What?
01:54Oh, okay.
01:55Okay, let's go.
01:56Let's go.
01:59This is okay.
02:07What?
02:08What?
02:09Oh, it's ready.
02:10Ready.
02:12Up!
02:13Up!
02:14And away!
02:16Uy!
02:17Hey!
02:18Ay!
02:19Ay!
02:20Ay!
02:21Ang sarap ng hiling!
02:23Ay!
02:24Lolobo ang tiyan nyo sa katatawa sa episode natin ngayon na pinamagatang
02:28nang sumakay sila sa Lobo.
02:31Wow!
02:32Ang taas na natin!
02:34Hindi kaya natin mabanga si Mr. Narrator?
02:37Hindi.
02:38Kahit ganong kataas ang abutin nyo, lagi nyo pa rin akong titingalain.
02:41Ha ha ha ha!
02:43Ang taas na nga natin.
02:44Tingnan nyo!
02:45Oh!
02:46Ay!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ay!
02:49Ay!
02:50Ay!
02:51But parang masyado na nga tayong mataas.
02:52Hindi ko na mag-control ang lipad natin ah.
02:54Ha?
02:55Saan ba tayo pupunta?
02:56Ha?
02:57Hindi ko nga alam eh.
02:58I'm only going to Metro Manila but we're far away!
03:02Eh, you've been laying your balloon here?
03:05See, ah, now you're just going?
03:09What?!
03:10Eh, you're going to be able to get it!
03:12I'm going to be able to get it.
03:14I'm gonna know how to get it.
03:20Let's ask you.
03:21Mama!
03:22Mama!
03:23What?
03:24You're going back to Manila?
03:25Diyan, dyan, dyan!
03:27Sigurado kayo?
03:28Oo!
03:29Eh, paano kayo nakasiguro?
03:31Itindero ako ng lobo sa luneta eh!
03:33Tinangay lang ako!
03:35Eh!
03:36Eh!
03:37Eh!
03:38Eh!
03:39Eh!
03:40Oh, yan ah!
03:41Naranig mo ah!
03:42Dyan daw!
03:43Dyan!
03:44Papuntay mo dyan!
03:45Sige, sige, sige!
03:48Eh, boy!
03:49Namatay ang way mo!
03:50Ano ibig sabihin niyan?
03:52Ah!
03:53Huwag kayong mag-alala!
03:54Isa lang ibig sabihin niyan!
03:55Malalaglag tayo!
03:57Ay!
03:58ато!
03:59Ibig sabihin!
04:00Atay!
04:01Muretong ako.
04:02Oh!
04:03Ay!
04:04Ay!
04:05Aay!
04:06God!
04:08Ah!
04:09Ah!
04:10Ah!
04:11Ah!
04:12Ah!
04:13Ah!
04:14Ah!
04:15Ah!
04:16Along lugar ba to binaghpakan natin?
04:17Hindi ko alam eh.
04:18Mabuti pa.
04:19Maglagad-laga tayo.
04:20waganap tayo ng mapapagtanongan.
04:21Wade.
04:26What is this place?
04:33I'll have to go!
04:35Hey!
04:37It's Bebang!
04:39It's not the way it's been to me!
04:42I'm not seeing you!
04:45Let's go!
04:47We're going to die!
04:49I'm not sure why, I'm not sure why you're mad.
04:53You're not sure why, I'm not sure why you're mad.
04:55You're saying, I'm not sure why you're mad!
04:59What are you doing at the island?
05:01What?
05:02What do you do at the end of your life?
05:04Matty, I don't speak English!
05:10You're not speaking English, English!
05:13Because you're talking about a lot of people,
05:15we're talking about a lot of people.
05:18We are coming to the planet of the eight!
05:20Okay, okay!
05:21We are not disgraced with our babies!
05:23We are going to get to the babies!
05:25It's a baby.
05:26This is a baby.
05:37What is the baby?
05:39We're going to go to Manila, and we're going to get to the baby.
05:42Do you want to pet your baby?
05:44No, no!
05:45It's a baby!
05:47What's up?
05:48You know, we don't have to call the unggoy.
05:52We don't want to call the unggoy.
05:54You understand?
05:55What's your name?
05:57I'm Chitae.
06:00And the other one is Chitae Juan.
06:02You're the name of Tarzan.
06:04Tarzan?
06:05What's your name?
06:06And what's your name of Tarzan?
06:09Ungg...
06:10You're the only one.
06:12You're the only one.
06:13Hey!
06:14Hey, unggoy!
06:16Unggoy!
06:17Unggoy!
06:18Ay!
06:19Ay!
06:20Chitae Juan, saan tayo nun ah.
06:22Ikaw na hungawulusan na kasombrero.
06:23Ako bahala din sa isa.
06:24Okay?
06:25Obe.
06:26Ah!
06:27Ah!
06:28Ah!
06:29Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ay, aray ko!
06:33Anong ba nangyari siya?
06:35Kaya nahulog ako sa...
06:36Anong lugar na kaya itong napuntahan ko?
06:39Bebang!
06:40Nahulog ka sa isang malalim na hukay kaya kailangang makalabas ka dyan.
06:43Pumarap ka ng daan paak at sa ibabaw.
06:45Kaan pa balik sa ibabaw?
06:46Saan ba dito yun?
06:47Abay ewang ko.
06:48Hubanap ka ng baging o ugat ng puno na makakapitan para makakyat ka.
06:52Alam nga namang eskalator ang hanapin mo.
06:53E nasa gubat ka.
06:54Piloto bang to?
06:55Sura mo!
06:56Ay!
06:57May eskalator nga!
06:58Alam nga!
06:59Alam nga!
07:00Alam nga!
07:01Alam nga!
07:02Alam nga!
07:03Alam nga!
07:04Alam nga!
07:08Alam ha!
07:10Alam nga!
07:11Hiii!
07:12Ahh, I'm not worried, I'm sorry.
07:14Ah!
07:15Ah!
07:16Ahh!
07:18Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:19Hey!
07:20Hey!
07:21Hey, huh!
07:22Hey!
07:23Hey!
07:24Hey, hey!
07:25Hey, when I was able to do this, eh.
07:26Huh?
07:27Ah, okay, I'm fine.
07:30I'll give you that to me.
07:31Thank you!
07:32You know, I can't believe you.
07:33You just want to play out.
07:35Ah, what?
07:37Ah, what?
07:38You want to play with me.
07:39Ah, what?
07:40Ah, that's what I want.
07:42Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Go!
07:45Liligo! Liligo! Sake ako!
07:48Okay.
07:49Monkey, ma...
07:52Monkey, ungguy din yun eh.
07:54Tira ko lokal din.
07:56Biyakit ah!
07:57Monkey ko naman eh.
07:58Pangalan yun eh. Pangalan!
08:03I need to take care of the ungguy
08:04so that I don't want to be able to.
08:06Buti nalang may saging ako.
08:10Tira!
08:12Tira!
08:13Tira!
08:14Tira!
08:15Tira!
08:16Eh, nakita ka bang nagdaan dito na iba yung itsura?
08:19Yung...
08:20Yung nyata yung tinatawag nilang tao eh.
08:22Wala ba?
08:23Oo.
08:24Sige.
08:25Salamat ah.
08:26Nakaunggoy ko ah.
08:28Ano ka no?
08:29Sabi ko naunggoy ko si Chitae.
08:31Ah!
08:32Eh, sila!
08:33Alika dito!
08:34Saka ako sa akin!
08:35Huli ka!
08:36Eko ngayon o.
08:37Kakagating kita ah.
08:38Ika! Alika!
08:39Tira!
08:40Tira!
08:41Tira!
08:42Tira!
08:43Tira!
08:44Tira!
08:45Sandali lang!
08:46Mga brat!
08:47Huwag mo na kami bihagin!
08:48Pag-usapan na lang natin to!
08:50Ha?
08:51Hindi!
08:52Hindi!
08:53Kailangan maiharap kayo sa aming idol!
08:54Bago namin kayo gawing mga alipin!
08:57Meron kayong idol?
08:58Ha?
08:59Meron!
09:00Huwag mo na sinasamba ng tribo namin!
09:01Huwag mo na kami dalhin sa tribo nyo!
09:02Huwag mo na kami dalhin sa tribo nyo!
09:03Meron na kong dalang baraha dito!
09:04Maglaro na lang tayo!
09:05Baraha?
09:06Eh, oo!
09:07Ha?
09:08Meron di pa kami mga ganyan ha?
09:09Eh, nilalaro rin ganyan!
09:10Kaya lang hindi baraha tawag sa amin dyan eh!
09:13Eh, ano?
09:14Playing cards!
09:15Anong laro ba sa barahang alam nyo?
09:17Ungo yunggo yan!
09:18Uggoy!
09:19Uggoy!
09:20Uggoy!
09:21Uggoy!
09:22Uggoy!
09:23Uggoy!
09:24Uggoy!
09:25Uggoy!
09:26Uggoy!
09:27Uggoy!
09:28Uggoy!
09:29Uggoy!
09:30Uggoy!
09:31Laro yun eh!
09:37Sina Kuya Bitong at Itoy?
09:39Pilihad ng mga taong unggoy?
09:42Huh?
09:43Kailangan mailigtas ko sila!
09:46Exciting ang mga susunod na eksena, kaya ang maglipat ng channel, unggak!
09:55Berang!
09:56Baka wala niya ang dalawang yan!
09:58Berang!
10:06Betang! Takot sila sayo!
10:08Tataga ka pa, yung mga siga sa lugar natin eh, takot sa kanya eh!
10:12Anong nangyari ka?
10:17Kamahalan, maaari po ba kayong sumama sa amin?
10:21Opo kamahalan, hindi namin bibihagi ng dalawang ito kung sasama kayo sa amin.
10:26Berang! Sumama ka na! Baka magbago paisip ng mga to eh!
10:30O sige na nga! Sige na!
10:33Halika natin! Baka kung saan pa tayo makunta eh!
10:42Nika! Dito! Dito!
10:44Ay!
10:45At ano naman yung dalawang ito?
10:47Kasupan nga!
10:48Unaw! Unaw!
10:49Unaw! Ano?
10:50Oh!
10:51Kabahalan!
10:52Okay! Okay natin din na!
10:53Ah, Vincent!
10:54Tawagin mo na yung albularyo natin, si...
10:57Monkey...
10:58Monkey Pueng!
10:59Sabihin mo eh, sasamba na tayo sa idol natin!
11:01Ha?
11:02Monkey Pueng!
11:04Ako Vincent, ano naman yung...
11:05Nakita siya!
11:06Narito na ang idol natin!
11:08Ay!
11:09Kamahalan!
11:14Di ba?
11:15Lahat nila tawag sa'yo kamahalan!
11:17Oo nga!
11:18Uy!
11:19Si Taiwan!
11:20Bakit ba kamahalan ang tawag niyo sa'kin?
11:21Ha?
11:22Ah!
11:23Malalaman mamaya,
11:24pag nagbigay galang kami sa aming idol!
11:26Ah!
11:27Buenang oras na!
11:29Para magbigay galang tayo sa ating idol!
11:32Sige na!
11:33Atos tayo!
11:34Atos tayo sa'yo!
11:35Ha?
11:36Raya kdensi ako lahat!
11:37Kaya!
11:38Sa'yo sa'yo!
11:39Ayo!
11:40Ayo sa'yo!
11:41Ayo!
11:42Ayo!
11:43Ayo sa'yo!
11:44Ayo sa'yo!
11:45Ayo sa'yo!
11:46Bebang, kamukha mo yung idol nila!
11:48Ay na!
11:49Talagang may dugong-bugaw ang beauty ko, sinasamba!
11:52Natuwa ka ba eh, sinasamba ka ng mga unguoy?
11:55Atos tayo mo, po.
11:56Pwede pita pagulpi ka sa'yo,
11:57idol akong ng mga...
11:59Taman na!
12:00Kamahalan!
12:01Tawag ka, tawag ka, oh!
12:02Well, we've been talking to you,
12:04that we can't leave your friends
12:07if you're leaving here,
12:09and you'll be the reyna.
12:11Hey, Bogga!
12:13And what's your reyna?
12:15Well, it's just a big deal.
12:17You're the one of our tribe.
12:20You're the one of our many children.
12:23You're the one of our children!
12:25You're the one of our children!
12:27I want to be the one of our children!
12:29What are you?
12:30Hey, Bogga, Bogga!
12:32Why?
12:33Why are they losing their friends?
12:35They're really losing their friends when you say,
12:37UNGCOY!
12:39What are you doing?
12:41Come on!
12:42Come on!
12:45They're losing their children!
12:47Come on!
12:48Come on!
12:49Hey!
12:50I don't know!
12:51They're losing their children!
12:53They're losing their children!
12:54You can't buy your hot air balloon!
12:56Go on!
12:57Yes, come on!
12:58Dali!
12:59Paano ulilipad dyan?
13:00Walang hang hangin!
13:01Ayaw na ka mag-sindi nung apoy!
13:02Apo, bupwes!
13:03Gawan mo ng paraan!
13:04Kailangan makaalis na tayo sa islang ito!
13:06Ha?
13:07Ora mismo!
13:08Alam ko na!
13:09May naisip ako!
13:10Ano yun?
13:14Baybang!
13:15Sige!
13:16Sumakain na tayo!
13:17Pero kailangan na igapos ka namin!
13:18Bakit?
13:19Basta!
13:20Dali!
13:21Dali!
13:22Why do I need to keep up?
13:24Because...
13:25Why is it a bit better?
13:26Why is it a little bit better?
13:28Why?
13:29Why?
13:30Why?
13:31Why?
13:32Why?
13:34Why?
13:36Why?
13:37Why?
13:38Why?
13:39This is the light of the head that's been released.
13:42We're going to light!
13:43We are going to light!
13:45We are going to light!
13:46Don't get mad at us!
13:48Why?
13:49Because...
13:50Ah, kasi bangit siya!
13:52Bangit!
13:53Bangit!
13:54Bangit!
13:55Bangit!
13:56Ha?
13:57Matakaf lang tayo ah!
13:58Mukhang makakatakaf lang tayo!
14:00Uy!
14:01Pitong!
14:02Tingnan mo yun oh!
14:03Hey, kamusta kayo?
14:04Kamusta?
14:05Di ba yun yung ano?
14:06Yung tidero ng lobo na nagasalobong natin?
14:08Oo nga!
14:09Papunta siya dun sa isla ng mga unggoy!
14:11Kung kawawa naman!
14:13Jack nabibihagin yun!
14:14Santali!
14:15Sasabihan ko ah!
14:16Mga unggoy!
14:19Ha?
14:20Ha?
14:21Ano ka mo?
14:22Unggoy!
14:24Mga lintik na ito ah!
14:26Niloloko pa ako!
14:28Unggoy ka rin!
14:29Unggoy!
14:30Unggoy!
14:31Unggoy!
14:32Unggoy!
14:33Unggoy!
14:34Kayong mukhang unggoy!
14:35Unggoy kayo!
14:37Sira ulo yun ah!
14:40Ay, buti na lang lumambot na itong mga tindakong lobo.
14:44Sa wakas na kababa na rin ako.
14:46Bwede dito yung tatlong yun?
14:48Biruin mo!
14:49Tawagin ba naman akong...
14:50Unggoy!
14:51Unggoy!
14:52Unggoy!
14:53Unggoy!
14:54Unggoy!
14:55Unggoy!
14:56Unggoy!
14:57Ano!
14:58Ano!
14:59Ano!
15:00Unggoy!
15:01Unggoy kayo!
15:02Mga unggoy kayo!
15:03Mga unggoy!
15:04Unggoy!
15:10je esaka ka begipan...
15:11Let's go.
15:41I'm not a baby!
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