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00:00The next one is rated PG.

00:03This is Kuya Piton!

00:05Oh!

00:06You're a bit of a man.

00:07I'm watching TV.

00:08Why?

00:09I'm watching you.

00:10I'm leaving you.

00:11You're leaving!

00:13You're leaving!

00:14What is PG?

00:15Pangulo!

00:16Ah, pangulo pala ha?

00:18You're two, you're PG with me.

00:20What is PG?

00:21You're a gulp!

00:23Are you?

00:24Oh!

00:29Are you?

00:32No.

00:34Oh!

00:36I'm leaving you.

00:37Oh!

00:42Look, I'm gonna be WHERE.

00:46Oh

01:16What?

01:16Why are you like this?

01:17What are you like this?

01:18What are you like this?

01:20Yes, I'm so happy.

01:22I will take a look at this one.

01:26Look.

01:28Look.

01:31This is called Hot Air Balloon.

01:34It's got a hot air balloon on the air level.

01:39It's over.

01:40I believe that...

01:41It's over.

01:42You know what I mean?

01:43You're right.

01:44You're right, John?

01:45We can't get the whole Metro Manila to be able to get traffic from the city.

01:50Okay, let's try it.

01:52What?

01:53What?

01:54Oh, okay.

01:55Okay, let's go.

01:56Let's go.

01:59This is okay.

02:07What?

02:08What?

02:09Oh, it's ready.

02:10Ready.

02:12Up!

02:13Up!

02:14And away!

02:16Uy!

02:17Hey!

02:18Ay!

02:19Ay!

02:20Ay!

02:21Ang sarap ng hiling!

02:23Ay!

02:24Lolobo ang tiyan nyo sa katatawa sa episode natin ngayon na pinamagatang

02:28nang sumakay sila sa Lobo.

02:31Wow!

02:32Ang taas na natin!

02:34Hindi kaya natin mabanga si Mr. Narrator?

02:37Hindi.

02:38Kahit ganong kataas ang abutin nyo, lagi nyo pa rin akong titingalain.

02:41Ha ha ha ha!

02:43Ang taas na nga natin.

02:44Tingnan nyo!

02:45Oh!

02:46Ay!

02:47Ah!

02:48Ay!

02:49Ay!

02:50Ay!

02:51But parang masyado na nga tayong mataas.

02:52Hindi ko na mag-control ang lipad natin ah.

02:54Ha?

02:55Saan ba tayo pupunta?

02:56Ha?

02:57Hindi ko nga alam eh.

02:58I'm only going to Metro Manila but we're far away!

03:02Eh, you've been laying your balloon here?

03:05See, ah, now you're just going?

03:09What?!

03:10Eh, you're going to be able to get it!

03:12I'm going to be able to get it.

03:14I'm gonna know how to get it.

03:20Let's ask you.

03:21Mama!

03:22Mama!

03:23What?

03:24You're going back to Manila?

03:25Diyan, dyan, dyan!

03:27Sigurado kayo?

03:28Oo!

03:29Eh, paano kayo nakasiguro?

03:31Itindero ako ng lobo sa luneta eh!

03:33Tinangay lang ako!

03:35Eh!

03:36Eh!

03:37Eh!

03:38Eh!

03:39Eh!

03:40Oh, yan ah!

03:41Naranig mo ah!

03:42Dyan daw!

03:43Dyan!

03:44Papuntay mo dyan!

03:45Sige, sige, sige!

03:48Eh, boy!

03:49Namatay ang way mo!

03:50Ano ibig sabihin niyan?

03:52Ah!

03:53Huwag kayong mag-alala!

03:54Isa lang ibig sabihin niyan!

03:55Malalaglag tayo!

03:57Ay!

03:58ато!

03:59Ibig sabihin!

04:00Atay!

04:01Muretong ako.

04:02Oh!

04:03Ay!

04:04Ay!

04:05Aay!

04:06God!

04:08Ah!

04:09Ah!

04:10Ah!

04:11Ah!

04:12Ah!

04:13Ah!

04:14Ah!

04:15Ah!

04:16Along lugar ba to binaghpakan natin?

04:17Hindi ko alam eh.

04:18Mabuti pa.

04:19Maglagad-laga tayo.

04:20waganap tayo ng mapapagtanongan.

04:21Wade.

04:26What is this place?

04:33I'll have to go!

04:35Hey!

04:37It's Bebang!

04:39It's not the way it's been to me!

04:42I'm not seeing you!

04:45Let's go!

04:47We're going to die!

04:49I'm not sure why, I'm not sure why you're mad.

04:53You're not sure why, I'm not sure why you're mad.

04:55You're saying, I'm not sure why you're mad!

04:59What are you doing at the island?

05:01What?

05:02What do you do at the end of your life?

05:04Matty, I don't speak English!

05:10You're not speaking English, English!

05:13Because you're talking about a lot of people,

05:15we're talking about a lot of people.

05:18We are coming to the planet of the eight!

05:20Okay, okay!

05:21We are not disgraced with our babies!

05:23We are going to get to the babies!

05:25It's a baby.

05:26This is a baby.

05:37What is the baby?

05:39We're going to go to Manila, and we're going to get to the baby.

05:42Do you want to pet your baby?

05:44No, no!

05:45It's a baby!

05:47What's up?

05:48You know, we don't have to call the unggoy.

05:52We don't want to call the unggoy.

05:54You understand?

05:55What's your name?

05:57I'm Chitae.

06:00And the other one is Chitae Juan.

06:02You're the name of Tarzan.

06:04Tarzan?

06:05What's your name?

06:06And what's your name of Tarzan?

06:09Ungg...

06:10You're the only one.

06:12You're the only one.

06:13Hey!

06:14Hey, unggoy!

06:16Unggoy!

06:17Unggoy!

06:18Ay!

06:19Ay!

06:20Chitae Juan, saan tayo nun ah.

06:22Ikaw na hungawulusan na kasombrero.

06:23Ako bahala din sa isa.

06:24Okay?

06:25Obe.

06:26Ah!

06:27Ah!

06:28Ah!

06:29Ah!

06:30Ah!

06:31Ah!

06:32Ay, aray ko!

06:33Anong ba nangyari siya?

06:35Kaya nahulog ako sa...

06:36Anong lugar na kaya itong napuntahan ko?

06:39Bebang!

06:40Nahulog ka sa isang malalim na hukay kaya kailangang makalabas ka dyan.

06:43Pumarap ka ng daan paak at sa ibabaw.

06:45Kaan pa balik sa ibabaw?

06:46Saan ba dito yun?

06:47Abay ewang ko.

06:48Hubanap ka ng baging o ugat ng puno na makakapitan para makakyat ka.

06:52Alam nga namang eskalator ang hanapin mo.

06:53E nasa gubat ka.

06:54Piloto bang to?

06:55Sura mo!

06:56Ay!

06:57May eskalator nga!

06:58Alam nga!

06:59Alam nga!

07:00Alam nga!

07:01Alam nga!

07:02Alam nga!

07:03Alam nga!

07:04Alam nga!

07:08Alam ha!

07:10Alam nga!

07:11Hiii!

07:12Ahh, I'm not worried, I'm sorry.

07:14Ah!

07:15Ah!

07:16Ahh!

07:18Hey!

07:19Hey!

07:20Hey!

07:21Hey, huh!

07:22Hey!

07:23Hey!

07:24Hey, hey!

07:25Hey, when I was able to do this, eh.

07:26Huh?

07:27Ah, okay, I'm fine.

07:30I'll give you that to me.

07:31Thank you!

07:32You know, I can't believe you.

07:33You just want to play out.

07:35Ah, what?

07:37Ah, what?

07:38You want to play with me.

07:39Ah, what?

07:40Ah, that's what I want.

07:42Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! Go!

07:45Liligo! Liligo! Sake ako!

07:48Okay.

07:49Monkey, ma...

07:52Monkey, ungguy din yun eh.

07:54Tira ko lokal din.

07:56Biyakit ah!

07:57Monkey ko naman eh.

07:58Pangalan yun eh. Pangalan!

08:03I need to take care of the ungguy

08:04so that I don't want to be able to.

08:06Buti nalang may saging ako.

08:10Tira!

08:12Tira!

08:13Tira!

08:14Tira!

08:15Tira!

08:16Eh, nakita ka bang nagdaan dito na iba yung itsura?

08:19Yung...

08:20Yung nyata yung tinatawag nilang tao eh.

08:22Wala ba?

08:23Oo.

08:24Sige.

08:25Salamat ah.

08:26Nakaunggoy ko ah.

08:28Ano ka no?

08:29Sabi ko naunggoy ko si Chitae.

08:31Ah!

08:32Eh, sila!

08:33Alika dito!

08:34Saka ako sa akin!

08:35Huli ka!

08:36Eko ngayon o.

08:37Kakagating kita ah.

08:38Ika! Alika!

08:39Tira!

08:40Tira!

08:41Tira!

08:42Tira!

08:43Tira!

08:44Tira!

08:45Sandali lang!

08:46Mga brat!

08:47Huwag mo na kami bihagin!

08:48Pag-usapan na lang natin to!

08:50Ha?

08:51Hindi!

08:52Hindi!

08:53Kailangan maiharap kayo sa aming idol!

08:54Bago namin kayo gawing mga alipin!

08:57Meron kayong idol?

08:58Ha?

08:59Meron!

09:00Huwag mo na sinasamba ng tribo namin!

09:01Huwag mo na kami dalhin sa tribo nyo!

09:02Huwag mo na kami dalhin sa tribo nyo!

09:03Meron na kong dalang baraha dito!

09:04Maglaro na lang tayo!

09:05Baraha?

09:06Eh, oo!

09:07Ha?

09:08Meron di pa kami mga ganyan ha?

09:09Eh, nilalaro rin ganyan!

09:10Kaya lang hindi baraha tawag sa amin dyan eh!

09:13Eh, ano?

09:14Playing cards!

09:15Anong laro ba sa barahang alam nyo?

09:17Ungo yunggo yan!

09:18Uggoy!

09:19Uggoy!

09:20Uggoy!

09:21Uggoy!

09:22Uggoy!

09:23Uggoy!

09:24Uggoy!

09:25Uggoy!

09:26Uggoy!

09:27Uggoy!

09:28Uggoy!

09:29Uggoy!

09:30Uggoy!

09:31Laro yun eh!

09:37Sina Kuya Bitong at Itoy?

09:39Pilihad ng mga taong unggoy?

09:42Huh?

09:43Kailangan mailigtas ko sila!

09:46Exciting ang mga susunod na eksena, kaya ang maglipat ng channel, unggak!

09:55Berang!

09:56Baka wala niya ang dalawang yan!

09:58Berang!

10:06Betang! Takot sila sayo!

10:08Tataga ka pa, yung mga siga sa lugar natin eh, takot sa kanya eh!

10:12Anong nangyari ka?

10:17Kamahalan, maaari po ba kayong sumama sa amin?

10:21Opo kamahalan, hindi namin bibihagi ng dalawang ito kung sasama kayo sa amin.

10:26Berang! Sumama ka na! Baka magbago paisip ng mga to eh!

10:30O sige na nga! Sige na!

10:33Halika natin! Baka kung saan pa tayo makunta eh!

10:42Nika! Dito! Dito!

10:44Ay!

10:45At ano naman yung dalawang ito?

10:47Kasupan nga!

10:48Unaw! Unaw!

10:49Unaw! Ano?

10:50Oh!

10:51Kabahalan!

10:52Okay! Okay natin din na!

10:53Ah, Vincent!

10:54Tawagin mo na yung albularyo natin, si...

10:57Monkey...

10:58Monkey Pueng!

10:59Sabihin mo eh, sasamba na tayo sa idol natin!

11:01Ha?

11:02Monkey Pueng!

11:04Ako Vincent, ano naman yung...

11:05Nakita siya!

11:06Narito na ang idol natin!

11:08Ay!

11:09Kamahalan!

11:14Di ba?

11:15Lahat nila tawag sa'yo kamahalan!

11:17Oo nga!

11:18Uy!

11:19Si Taiwan!

11:20Bakit ba kamahalan ang tawag niyo sa'kin?

11:21Ha?

11:22Ah!

11:23Malalaman mamaya,

11:24pag nagbigay galang kami sa aming idol!

11:26Ah!

11:27Buenang oras na!

11:29Para magbigay galang tayo sa ating idol!

11:32Sige na!

11:33Atos tayo!

11:34Atos tayo sa'yo!

11:35Ha?

11:36Raya kdensi ako lahat!

11:37Kaya!

11:38Sa'yo sa'yo!

11:39Ayo!

11:40Ayo sa'yo!

11:41Ayo!

11:42Ayo!

11:43Ayo sa'yo!

11:44Ayo sa'yo!

11:45Ayo sa'yo!

11:46Bebang, kamukha mo yung idol nila!

11:48Ay na!

11:49Talagang may dugong-bugaw ang beauty ko, sinasamba!

11:52Natuwa ka ba eh, sinasamba ka ng mga unguoy?

11:55Atos tayo mo, po.

11:56Pwede pita pagulpi ka sa'yo,

11:57idol akong ng mga...

11:59Taman na!

12:00Kamahalan!

12:01Tawag ka, tawag ka, oh!

12:02Well, we've been talking to you,

12:04that we can't leave your friends

12:07if you're leaving here,

12:09and you'll be the reyna.

12:11Hey, Bogga!

12:13And what's your reyna?

12:15Well, it's just a big deal.

12:17You're the one of our tribe.

12:20You're the one of our many children.

12:23You're the one of our children!

12:25You're the one of our children!

12:27I want to be the one of our children!

12:29What are you?

12:30Hey, Bogga, Bogga!

12:32Why?

12:33Why are they losing their friends?

12:35They're really losing their friends when you say,

12:37UNGCOY!

12:39What are you doing?

12:41Come on!

12:42Come on!

12:45They're losing their children!

12:47Come on!

12:48Come on!

12:49Hey!

12:50I don't know!

12:51They're losing their children!

12:53They're losing their children!

12:54You can't buy your hot air balloon!

12:56Go on!

12:57Yes, come on!

12:58Dali!

12:59Paano ulilipad dyan?

13:00Walang hang hangin!

13:01Ayaw na ka mag-sindi nung apoy!

13:02Apo, bupwes!

13:03Gawan mo ng paraan!

13:04Kailangan makaalis na tayo sa islang ito!

13:06Ha?

13:07Ora mismo!

13:08Alam ko na!

13:09May naisip ako!

13:10Ano yun?

13:14Baybang!

13:15Sige!

13:16Sumakain na tayo!

13:17Pero kailangan na igapos ka namin!

13:18Bakit?

13:19Basta!

13:20Dali!

13:21Dali!

13:22Why do I need to keep up?

13:24Because...

13:25Why is it a bit better?

13:26Why is it a little bit better?

13:28Why?

13:29Why?

13:30Why?

13:31Why?

13:32Why?

13:34Why?

13:36Why?

13:37Why?

13:38Why?

13:39This is the light of the head that's been released.

13:42We're going to light!

13:43We are going to light!

13:45We are going to light!

13:46Don't get mad at us!

13:48Why?

13:49Because...

13:50Ah, kasi bangit siya!

13:52Bangit!

13:53Bangit!

13:54Bangit!

13:55Bangit!

13:56Ha?

13:57Matakaf lang tayo ah!

13:58Mukhang makakatakaf lang tayo!

14:00Uy!

14:01Pitong!

14:02Tingnan mo yun oh!

14:03Hey, kamusta kayo?

14:04Kamusta?

14:05Di ba yun yung ano?

14:06Yung tidero ng lobo na nagasalobong natin?

14:08Oo nga!

14:09Papunta siya dun sa isla ng mga unggoy!

14:11Kung kawawa naman!

14:13Jack nabibihagin yun!

14:14Santali!

14:15Sasabihan ko ah!

14:16Mga unggoy!

14:19Ha?

14:20Ha?

14:21Ano ka mo?

14:22Unggoy!

14:24Mga lintik na ito ah!

14:26Niloloko pa ako!

14:28Unggoy ka rin!

14:29Unggoy!

14:30Unggoy!

14:31Unggoy!

14:32Unggoy!

14:33Unggoy!

14:34Kayong mukhang unggoy!

14:35Unggoy kayo!

14:37Sira ulo yun ah!

14:40Ay, buti na lang lumambot na itong mga tindakong lobo.

14:44Sa wakas na kababa na rin ako.

14:46Bwede dito yung tatlong yun?

14:48Biruin mo!

14:49Tawagin ba naman akong...

14:50Unggoy!

14:51Unggoy!

14:52Unggoy!

14:53Unggoy!

14:54Unggoy!

14:55Unggoy!

14:56Unggoy!

14:57Ano!

14:58Ano!

14:59Ano!

15:00Unggoy!

15:01Unggoy kayo!

15:02Mga unggoy kayo!

15:03Mga unggoy!

15:04Unggoy!

15:10je esaka ka begipan...

15:11Let's go.

15:41I'm not a baby!

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