Bitoy's World: Nang Mag-Training Silang Tatlo (Full Episode)

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00:00The next part is Rated PG.

00:03Bebang, what's your favorite?

00:05You got it!

00:07Oh, I know it's PG.

00:10PG? What's PG?

00:13Like a grenade.

00:15Let's go!

00:16The true grenade is here!

00:21Ahoy!

00:22Where are we going?

00:23Where are we going?

00:24Where is we going?

00:25Where is we going?

00:26Where is we going?

00:27Where is we going?

00:28Where is we going?

00:29Let's sing the song!

00:30I told you!

00:31I love that.

00:34I'll sing the song!

00:36He's ready!

00:38Let's do it!

00:40Let's sing the song!

00:42He's ready!

00:43Let's sing the song!

00:45He's ready!

00:47He's ready!

00:50He's ready!

00:52He's ready!

00:59Oh, it's nice to play with the ball, Kuyabitong.

01:09Oh, it's my favorite part of the ball.

01:12It's not good for YouTube.

01:15It's a dog.

01:17Oh, it's a dog?

01:19It's a dog.

01:20It's a dog.

01:21It's a dog.

01:22It's a dog.

01:23It's a dog.

01:24It's a dog.

01:25It's a dog.

01:26Alamdala!

01:27Ha?

01:28Wala!

01:29Ang sabi ko...

01:30Ahh!

01:31Kung laro ito ng tao,

01:33bakit naglalaro ka?

01:35Oh, ganun!

01:36Huh?

01:37Dung ko sa'yo!

01:39Kapag napiparun lang ako ngayon ka!

01:42Ay!

01:45Ako!

01:46Let me nazo na mahan na, pa!

01:48Kaya!

01:49uh!

01:50music

01:51I, uh,

01:55yeah

02:25Here we go. Here we go.

02:27I need to go to the barracks so we can go to the barracks.

02:30We can go to the terrorists who want to die.

02:33We're not terrorists!

02:36That's a good way. We're going to apply for the sunday.

02:40Really? That's right.

02:42We're going to take our new recruits to the sunday.

02:45We'll go to the next.

02:46We'll see you again.

02:48We're going to be there.

02:49We're going to be young.

02:51We're going to be there.

02:52If not, I'll be there.

02:54I'll be there.

02:55I'll be there.

02:56I'll be there.

02:57I'll be there.

02:59Dali.

03:00Dali.

03:01Dali.

03:02Dali.

03:03Dali.

03:04Hot-hi!

03:06Mapapasamahan lagay ng military kapag pumasok ang 3 bita natin

03:09dito sa Nangmang Training Silang Tatlo.

03:13Dali.

03:15Dali.

03:17Dali.

03:18Dali.

03:19Dali.

03:20Wala.

03:31Dali.

03:32Dali.

03:33Dali.

03:34Ash.

03:35Madali.

03:36We're going to be there.

03:38That's it.

03:39Yes!

03:41That's right.

03:42That's true!

03:43That's right.

03:44That's it, that's it!

03:46This is it!

03:47What's that?

03:48You!

03:49You!

03:50Quiet!

03:52Why are you coming here?

03:54Ah, we're coming up.

03:56Why are you answering?

03:58You need to say yes, sir!

04:00Yes, sir!

04:02Good!

04:03I'm your trainer, Sergeant.

04:05I'm going to train you

04:07so that you don't want to lose.

04:09And you're going to be the ones

04:10that you're going to do!

04:11Yes, sir!

04:13Yes, sir!

04:14Go!

04:15What's that?

04:16Open!

04:17Tunay na balil

04:18ang gagamitin natin!

04:20Malimanak bakit!

04:21Yes, sir!

04:22Sir, sir, ah,

04:23wakalang po, sir, ah.

04:24Parang matilim tong ilaw natin, eh.

04:26Ayusin ko lang, ha?

04:28Sige!

04:29Carry on!

04:30Malimanak bak!

04:31Yes, sir!

04:32We're not having a chance!

04:33Eh!

04:35Right!

04:36What?

04:37Yes, sir!

04:38It's hard.

04:40Woo!

04:41Yes, sir!

04:42Yes, sir!

04:43Yes, sir!

04:44Very good!

04:45Yes!

04:46Yes, sir!

04:47Then take care!

04:48How are you?

04:49Yes!

04:50You're welcome!

04:51Come here!

04:53Confidence here!

04:55It'sæpark!

04:59odo台灣jji!

05:02That's it!

05:04And can you plant the ripley?

05:19Let's try itAdd!

05:20oh I'm an

05:22yeah

05:24I'm a

05:26it

05:28I

05:30I

05:32it

05:34it

05:36oh

05:38I

05:40I

05:42I

05:44Why is this?

05:49You're pretty serious, Sr.

05:52Hey!

05:53What's your name?

05:55I'm so happy.

06:05Dammit!

06:09You're going to death.

06:10Go to death!

06:13Come on!

06:14Let's go. You need to stop from here.

06:18You need to stop, Fudge?

06:20That's why we're going to stop.

06:22You need to stop.

06:24Okay.

06:25Hurry.

06:28Can you stop?

06:33Okay.

06:34You need to stop.

06:39Fudge, can you go ahead?

06:42You need to stop.

06:44You need to stop.

06:50Thank you, Fudge.

06:57Alba.

06:58You need to stop.

07:00You need to stop.

07:04Fudge, Fudge.

07:06You need to stop.

07:08Fudge!

07:10Okay.

07:12Fudge, it's hard.

07:14You can't stop.

07:16Okay.

07:18That's it.

07:20I'm hard.

07:22You can't stop.

07:24You can't stop.

07:26Okay.

07:28That's it.

07:30Sorry, no.

07:32I'm a king.

07:33I'm a king.

07:34I'm a king.

07:35I'm a king.

07:36You're done.

07:37You're done.

07:38I'm not going to stop.

07:39I don't care.

07:40I'm a king.

07:41I'm a king.

07:42I'm a king.

07:43I'm a king.

07:45I'm a king.

07:46I'm a king.

07:48But, but, but.

07:49Ah!

07:50Hey!

07:55Ah!

07:56Try it!

07:57Private, bebang!

07:59Private!

08:00Sir!

08:01Nagtagawin ka!

08:02Sir!

08:03Pero kailangan makarating ka lang dito sa dulong to.

08:05Yung dulong yun, kailangan marating ko?

08:07Oo!

08:08Yung lang!

08:09Naku, dali lang pala niyan eh!

08:10Anong madali?

08:11Nahirapan yung dalawang kasama mo dyan!

08:12Madali lang yan!

08:13Anong...

08:14Huwag pati!

08:15Huwag pati!

08:16Huwag pati!

08:17Huwag pati!

08:18отправindikan mo ka penangit penangite!

08:20Haaaat!

08:21Haaaat!

08:22Haaaat!

08:24Haaaat!

08:26Haaaat!

08:27Ha!!

08:28Huh!

08:29Keeran!

08:30Darate ka pula hulo!

08:33Aaaaaat!

08:34Aaaaaah

08:36Oh!

08:37Alright!

08:38Engési kahwin makaw Shanpader!

08:39Ehno mo?

08:40defeat!

08:41Punyah kanyari, yan ay pader!

08:42Papunta sa kenandang kagalaban,

08:43kailangan tapirin mu an

08:44para makarigit ka duun sa kabila!

08:45Tuun zou!

08:46huuh la!

08:48Hey, the band, I know the place where the members are, why am I going to go there?

08:55Go, go!

08:56Go!

08:57Go!

08:58Go, go, go!

08:59Go!

09:01Hey!

09:03Hey!

09:04Get it!

09:05Get it!

09:06Get it!

09:07Get it!

09:08Get it!

09:09Get it!

09:10Get it!

09:11Get it!

09:12Get it!

09:13My train!

09:15Wait!

09:16Wait!

09:17Wait!

09:18Wait!

09:19Wait!

09:20Wait!

09:21Wait!

09:22Wait!

09:23Oh!

09:24Sir!

09:25Dito na ako sa lugar na kalaban!

09:27May message ba kayo?

09:32Okay!

09:33When I say go, you go!

09:35Okay, sir!

09:36Go!

09:37Kayo na!

09:38Go na kay!

09:39Go!

09:41Wait!

09:42Wait!

09:43Wait!

09:47No!

09:48Wait!

09:49No!

09:50It's not anything to do?

09:51Yes!

09:54Ok!

09:55You come!

09:56No!

09:57I can't even give at that!

09:59Wait!

10:00Okay!

10:01Stop it!

10:02You're getting fired!

10:03Go!

10:04You're getting fired!

10:06You're getting fired!

10:07I'mstakinged.

10:10Oh...

10:11I'm not going to do it.

10:12Santerifu ah?

10:13Yeah.

10:14Yeah!

10:28Hey, Naku.

10:29Ayoko na.

10:30Bagot na, bagot na, Naku.

10:32It's not a guy.

10:33Ako rin.

10:34I'm not going to be a guy.

10:36Kung kutu nyo,

10:37Tumakas na lang tayo.

10:38Ha?

10:39Ano?

10:40Gusto mo ba mag-i-wanted tayo?

10:41Ano?

10:42Ha?

10:43Bagot na, bagot na ba kayong tablo?

10:45Ha?

10:46Yes, sir.

10:47Huwag hindi kayo nga.

10:48Okay.

10:49Magpahinga kayo.

10:50Talaga?

10:53Pagkatapos ng final training nyo.

10:55Ano yung final training?

10:58Sa gubat.

11:00Para maranasan nyo ang tunay na kalagayan ng isang suntalo.

11:03Itadalik ko kayo sa gubat.

11:05Maraming aas doon.

11:06Hindi kayo magbabaw ng pagkain.

11:08At kapag nakaligtas kayo,

11:09ganap na kayo makasalipan.

11:11Ha?

11:12Ayoko na!

11:14Hindi ko na kaya!

11:16Hindi ako mabaya!

11:17Ha?

11:18Ha?

11:19Ha?

11:20Ito naman pala ako eh.

11:21Ang makaya?

11:22Naku, narinig mo lang nakakasuhan tayo ng general.

11:25Pag di tayo kumahad dito, bit namin.

11:27Okay ka na?

11:28Eh, siyempre naman, sino ba may gusto makasuhan?

11:30Nagainis na eh.

11:31Meron nyo.

11:32Malaking kaso pala yung makatama ka ng isang matandang general na obok-obok.

11:37Ay!

11:38Hindi bang baralikin yung mga as dito?

11:40Eh!

11:41Sa kalala!

11:42Eh!

11:43Eh!

11:44May subisikaw ito!

11:45Ano ka yung takan natin?

11:50Ha!

11:51General!

11:52Ha!

11:53Kayo na naman!

11:54Ha?

11:55Bawa!

11:56Paano na naman kayo no?

11:57Eh hindi!

11:58Eh hindi!

11:59Ayun!

12:00Ayun!

12:01Ayun!

12:02Ang malaki!

12:03Ang likit nga yun!

12:04Ayun!

12:05Yung!

12:06May lumabahu eh!

12:07Ayun pa!

12:08Anakonda yan eh!

12:09Biro mo!

12:10Anakonda ba lang yan?

12:12Eh!

12:13Kung dumating pa yung inakonda,

12:14hindi magpatawin!

12:15It's the best!

12:16Sama na kapatawa!

12:17Ligtas ako si general!

12:18Huwag kayong mag-alala general!

12:20Tana!

12:21Ako bahala!

12:22Ililigtas ko kayo!

12:23Ililigtas ko kayo!

12:33Lungahos!

12:34Natakot kayo nebang!

12:35Ligtas ako si general!

12:39At ito ang ending!

12:40Kahit gano'ng kapalpakan tatlong bida,

12:42sila pa rin ang bida!

12:44Binibigyan ngayon sila ng medalya

12:45dahil sa kanilang kabayanihan!

12:47Ako kaya,

12:48kailan magkakaroon ng medalya?

12:50Para sa'yo, di ba?

12:51Ha?

12:52Yan!

12:53At sa'yo!

12:54Ito!

12:55Ha?

12:56Eh!

12:57Sir, sir, sir!

12:58Sir!

12:59Ah!

13:00Mukha pong hindi maayos ang paglalagay ng medalya sa akin eh!

13:02Pag malaglag!

13:03Eh!

13:04Ati!

13:05Ati!

13:06Ati!

13:07Ati!

13:08Ati!

13:09Ati!

13:10Bumaon sa dikipso!

13:11Bumaon!

13:12Ayaw mo niyan!

13:13Habang buhay,

13:14nakakabit ang medalya sa'yo!

13:15Ha?

13:16Okay, ha?

13:17Ngayon!

13:18Tapos na pagkilala sa'yo dahil sa'yo

13:20kabayanihan,

13:21ganap na kayong mga sundalo!

13:22At maaari kayong bumalik at lumawal sa gera kahit anong oras!

13:25Mga lieutenant na kayo!

13:26Ha?

13:27Di bali na lang po, sir!

13:28Okay na ramin itong medalya!

13:30Hindi na kami babalik!

13:31Ati!

13:32Ati!

13:33Ati!

13:34Ibig nyo sabihin,

13:35mga lieutenant na kami,

13:36mas mataas na kami kisa kay Sarge?

13:38Abay oo!

13:39Ganun ba?

13:40O!

13:41Mabuti ito!

13:42Mag-hi-five tayo!

13:44Sarge!

13:45Sarge!

13:46Yes, sir!

13:47Give me five!

13:49Mas mataas na kamay mo dyan!

13:51Ha?

13:52Give me 500!

13:53Push up!

13:54Ati ka sandali!

13:57Meron nga palang kusin bumati sa inyo!

13:59Ati!

14:00Natawagin ko lang!

14:01No!

14:02Eh!

14:03Basayan siya lang kayo,

14:04tumakitan dyan ko eh!

14:05Anyway,

14:06gratulation!

14:07Pwede nila ako kami kamayang!

14:08Nakaludo nila lang kami!

14:09Pwede nila nila!

14:11Kamayang niya!

14:12Kamayang niya!

14:13Dina!

14:14Kamayang niya kung anong ahas na naman inawagan nyo dyan eh!

14:17Ay!

14:18Ay!

14:19Ay!

14:20Ay!

14:21Ay!

14:22Kamayang niya!

14:23Kamayin ko!

14:24Ay!

14:25Ay!

14:26Ay!

14:27Kaling suwang kamay ko ha!

14:28I don't know.

14:58Cibito!

15:00Cibito!

15:01Aca casi bepa!

15:02Cibito!

15:03Aca casi bepa!

15:04Cibito!

15:05Cibito!

15:06Cibito!

15:07Aca casi bepa!

15:08Cibito!

15:09Aca casi bepa!

15:10Aca casi bepa!

15:11Cibito!

15:12Cibito!

15:13Cibito!

15:14Cibito!

15:15Cibito!

15:16Aca casi bepa!

15:17Me prometi mi honor, me suscente meron acción.

15:19Me drama documentary at meron, sai estichon.

15:21La janta y moriguito pa ca yo en el capa!

15:22Cibito!

15:23Aca casi bepa!

15:28Cibito!

15:30Aca casi bepa!

15:31Cibito!

15:32Aca casi bepa!

15:33Cibito!

15:34Aca casi bepa!

15:36Aca casi bepa!

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