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Para sa third anniversary ng ‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos,’ mga artista ang mangyayari! Maniningil si Rochelle Pangilinan sa mga nagpapicture, at manggagamit naman ng kapwa-artista si Ogie the Pogi!
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‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00You're going to happen!
00:02Ahahahahaha!
00:08Do you know what your problem is?
00:10You're already a kid.
00:12Did you get hurt?
00:14You're a kid.
00:15Why did you get angry?
00:17You're a kid.
00:18You're a kid.
00:19What do you want?
00:20Okay, you're a kid.
00:21You're a kid.
00:25That's what I'm doing.
00:27Come on, come on.
00:28You're a kid.
00:29Come on.
00:34What's the problem here?
00:35I'll help you.
00:36I'll help you.
00:37I'll help you.
00:40Is that a kid?
00:41You want to go to the hospital?
00:47We'll be here.
00:48You're a kid.
00:49Why are you here?
00:50No, I'll help you.
00:52I'll help you.
00:53I'll help you.
00:54I'll help you.
00:55We'll be here.
00:56I'll help you.
00:59You're a kid.
01:02Please, please, help me.
01:03What's the truth?
01:04What do you want?
01:05What's the opposite?
01:06We're alone.
01:07Why are you laughing?
01:08Don't you laugh.
01:10That's what I'm saying.
01:11I'll be at a risk.
01:14What's that?
01:15Are you laughing?
01:16What's the problem?
01:17Who are you laughing?
01:18What am I going to get?
01:19Now, you're laughing.
01:20What's that?
01:21You're laughing.
01:22What's the problem?
01:23Hey!
01:25What's up?
01:27What's up?
01:29I'm so hungry!
01:31They're hungry!
01:33They're hungry!
01:35Just like that!
01:37What's up?
01:39What's your problem?
01:41You're still alive!
01:43What's your problem?
01:45You're a fool!
01:47You're a fool!
01:49You're a fool!
01:51What's up?
01:53What's up?
01:55What's your problem?
01:57What?
01:59You're a fool!
02:01Why are you doing this?
02:03Why are you doing this?
02:05Why is this?
02:07Just wait, the next video is what we did.
02:09Oh
02:29I'm gonna give sana nasa behind I'm not a third anniversary
02:32It's the anniversary of Bitoy's Funniest Videos
02:34and we're here at PLM!
02:42Maybe there are some people who ask you why
02:44why we're here at PLM.
02:46You know why? Because this is the place
02:48when I studied in college.
02:50Yeah!
02:51PLM, yes!
02:54And now, because I'm the host of this show,
02:57it's not a bit of Bitoy's Funniest Videos,
02:59so I'm going to put it here.
03:01It's time for me to do all the things that happen to me.
03:04So, not just happen,
03:06but just because I happen.
03:08Those are the ones that I saw before
03:10in Buena Mano,
03:11they're the friends at work,
03:14at all the shows that I do.
03:16Now, for J4K,
03:18these are the true of friends at this show.
03:21These are the Rochelle,
03:24LJ Reyes,
03:25and Pauline Luna.
03:27Now, come!
03:32Hello, mga boys.
03:34Dahil anniversary ng Bitoy's funniest video,
03:37meron tayong mga special na Kikays na kasama.
03:40Andito ang mga celebrity Kikays na sina.
03:44Hi, guys! I'm Kikay Pauline.
03:48I'm Kikay Elving.
03:51I'm Kikay Rochelle.
03:53Ngayon, gusto niyo ba magpapicture sa mga artista?
03:56Syempre!
03:57Oo naman.
03:58Of course.
03:59Eh, papaano kung singilin nila kayo?
04:01Ha?
04:02Bakit naman.
04:03Ganyan ang gagawin ng ating mga celebrity Kikays.
04:06Remember, we are doing this just for...
04:09Kikays!
04:11Kuya!
04:12Gusto niyo ba magpicture?
04:14Sure.
04:18Sige.
04:21Okay lang.
04:22Oo naman.
04:23Nasa-feel ko kapag gusto niyo magpicture eh.
04:26Palama.
04:27You look so beautiful.
04:28Thank you!
04:29Thank you!
04:30So brah.
04:31Okay.
04:32Kami muna.
04:37Ito naman.
04:38One, two...
04:39Ikaw pa?
04:40Magkakasama kayo?
04:41Ako.
04:42Thank you!
04:43Thank you, Kuya!
04:44Thank you!
04:45Thank you, Kuya!
04:50Thank you, Kuya!
04:51Uy!
04:52May nakalimutan ka?
04:53Kasi may bayad niyan eh.
04:54Ay, bayad niyan eh.
04:55Ako.
04:56Ipapagalitan ko upang di po ako nagpagayad.
04:57Ay, wala ko pero eh.
04:58Nagkakama siya lang ako eh.
04:59Kuya, may bayad ah.
05:00May bayad.
05:01500.
05:02Ipapagalitan ko.
05:03Ipapagalitan ko upang di po ako nagpagayad.
05:05Ay, wala ko pero eh.
05:07Nagkakama siya lang ako eh.
05:08Kuya, may bayad ah.
05:09May bayad.
05:10500.
05:11May bayad.
05:12500.
05:13May bayad na lang ako?
05:14Hindi ito sa oh!
05:16Delete na lang ako.
05:17Ma-delete mo ako siya.
05:19Ay, 200.
05:20Ay, 200.
05:21Ay, pina-chirin mo ako eh!
05:26Ay, pinichirin mo ako eh.
05:29Pa'y ka maingihinga.
05:31200!
05:32Ay, sige.
05:36500 bucks.
05:38500 bucks.
05:39just 500 pesos
05:41I'm not kidding
05:43you have to pay me 500 pesos
05:47oh kuya 500
05:53kuya naman eh
05:55happy tayo eh
05:57may picture may bayan
06:05anong thank you?
06:07ayy
06:09200
06:11200
06:15huwag kay maingi kasi yung daming tao
06:17nakakaya
06:21dali naman kukuha
06:23ay dali baka lukoy nyo
06:25iwan nyo yung phone nyo
06:27please na
06:29kuha na ng 2
06:31huwag kay maingi kasi maraming tao
06:33gano'n talaga yun
06:35gano'n talaga yun
06:37gano'n dito ka
06:39please na
06:41kunin nyo yung phone nyo
06:43ay kunin nyo yung pera nyo
06:45panggintayin ko kayo dito
06:47dure po kasi dito namin
06:49alam eh
06:51sige kahit magkano lang
06:53kasi mapagalitan na po
06:55mamaya po tabi ko sa kasama ko na lupas
06:57yung pagalitan na po
06:59kahit lang walaan tala yun
07:01mapagalitan ako eh
07:03mapagalitan ako eh
07:05kahit magkano lang
07:07mamaya po kanyang po kasama ko sa sa timbahan
07:09pangitan ako eh
07:11aalis na rin ako
07:13baka mamaya hindi tayo mag-abot eh
07:15thank you
07:17ah
07:19excuse me
07:21what
07:23you have to pay me
07:25one, two, three, three hundred pesos
07:27what
07:29three hundred pesos
07:31you have to
07:33Pay, pay.
07:35300.
07:37How much?
07:39What's that?
07:45Hey, wait a minute.
07:47You have to pay me.
07:49Because you take me picture.
07:53Next time?
07:55No.
07:57Keep it.
07:59I don't have to keep it.
08:01300 only.
08:03Sir, you have to pay.
08:05Come here.
08:07You have to pay.
08:09500.
08:11Sir, don't forget.
08:13Let's just delete it.
08:15You have to pay?
08:17There is.
08:19You have to pay.
08:21Don't forget.
08:23Don't forget.
08:25I need to pay.
08:27I need to pay.
08:29I love it.
08:31Oh!
08:33So many pictures.
08:37Sorry for that.
08:39Sorry for...
08:41Sorry for...
08:43Sorry for...
08:45I'm nervous.
08:47I'm nervous.
08:55That's a bit always funny.
09:11Thanks, guys.
09:13We are charged.
09:27I am a boss.
09:29Are you ready to go?
09:31There can be you.
09:32Are you excited?
09:36I'm excited when I went to such a place that I've been going to before.
09:41I've stayed here for PLM for a long time.
09:44So now I'm excited.
09:46For those of these homecoming,
09:48I've been doing a lot of things.
09:50You're doing a lot of things,
09:51you're talking,
09:53you're talking,
09:55you're talking.
09:56But I'm different.
09:57I'm different.
09:58I'm different.
09:59I'm different.
10:00It happens.
10:02You certainly happen to me.
10:30In behalf of the Supreme Student Council, I'm your secretary, Nerozal Galpito.
10:48Kasama ko po ngayon na pagbibigay ng award sa ating guest of honor na si Michael V.
10:53Na malapit na siyang dumating ngayon.
10:55By the way, kasama po natin dito, ang commissioner from the Educational Standards and Quality Assurance.
11:03May we welcome Commissioner Edilberto Reyes.
11:09To honor one of the most outstanding students of PLM, and that is Beethoven Bunagan.
11:16But right now, we have, yes, come to see, we're supposed to raise the general weighted average to 1.75.
11:29College of Nursing is 1.85.
11:33And then we can manage this to 2.5.
11:39This is what we found out during our research about Michael.
11:44That's his real name.
11:46During his freshman year, at the College of Arts and Sciences,
11:49Mr. Beethoven Bunagan, popularly known as Michael V, has a GWA of 1.5.
11:59So I am thinking that this would be like an inspiration to our review.
12:07And a resolution is to increase the GWA from 2.5 to 1.5.
12:16Beginning this year, so sa bus yung mag-start, na magbabago na yung GWA natin.
12:21Since pinaturn yun sa naging history ni Michael V dito sa PLM.
12:26Hindi na akong po samilang maliit namin yung mga kakayaan namin.
12:31Pero, anak po, sa tingin ko po, e parang hindi na akong po siguro,
12:35yan lang yung magiging basehan.
12:37Parang yan, yan, yan po ang pagtataas ng GWA magiging hadlang pa
12:41para maabot namin yung mga pangarap namin.
12:43Hindi na, hindi na kailangan yung maging hadlang
12:47kung tatawin nyo ng matino ang yung pag-aaral.
12:50Matino naman po yung ginagawa namin, pero parang pangit nang po,
12:53pinilit pa namin yan.
12:54Pero, it's not enough.
12:56That's what I'm saying.
12:57That's what we're all trying to say.
12:58It is not enough para ma-achieve natin yung standard
13:02na tinatarget natin dito sa kulayang ito.
13:04Maka po, pagdating namin ng 40, yan, nasa mental na po kami.
13:10Pero, yung ibang mga 40 dito that would disagree with you.
13:14Okay?
13:15They will disagree with you dahil sila naman umabot ng 40
13:18at naturalmente wala naman sila sa naman.
13:21Kasi hindi pa lang po binin yung G1 nila ng mga panahon yun.
13:25Siguro po magsak-psychology na lang kaming lahat
13:27para gamutin na lang namin yung sarili na namin.
13:29Well, if that's the solution that you can come up with, then why not?
13:33Marami ang matututo ng leksyon mamaya sa pagpapatuloy ng Yari Ka.
13:41Kaya dyan lang kayo. Magpabalik ang BFB!
13:47Yari Ka!
13:51Yari Ka!
14:00Alam nyo, dito sa industriya, dito sa showbiz,
14:03matagal ko ng kaibigan si na Ogie, si Wendell, at saka si Berwyn.
14:08At sa tagal-tagal ng pagiging magkakaibigan namin,
14:11antagal ko na rin gustong malaman,
14:12sino kaya dito sa tatlong toong pinakamakapalang muka.
14:15Ito na, Ogie, Wendell, Berwyn, Akmo!
14:23Hello! At welcome sa special na edisyon ng Alpacapal Moves.
14:28Dahil, mga kaibigan, mga sikat,
14:30at amin mo nila, o hindi, mga nag-gwa-gwa po ang mga artist,
14:34sa celebrities.
14:35Ang aking mga passengers,
14:37ang nilais na, alam mo ulit?
14:39Krish, mga kaibigan talaga.
14:40Yon, no? Sikat talaga.
14:42Ito, ikaw parang...
14:43Lupin, Lupin!
14:43Lupin, ikaw, your face,
14:44or paalam mo?
14:46Just call me Del nalain.
14:48Del!
14:48Mga edyosero, pero mga kaibigan,
14:53alam kong makakapala mga fest nyo,
14:55ang mga mga nyo.
14:57Kaya qualified na qualified kayo maging membro.
15:00Dito lang yung sa Alpacapal Moves,
15:01sila pa lamang kung anong gagawin nyo?
15:02Oh, sure, sige.
15:03Ano ba yan? Ano ba talaga?
15:08Rule number one,
15:09lumapit sa inyong mga kaibigan babaeng artista
15:12para humingi ng tulong.
15:15Rule number two,
15:16ipagtapat sa kanya na na-involve ka
15:17sa isang gulpihan
15:19sa loob ng isang sikat na bar.
15:21At yon ang dahilang kung bakit nakabuntot sa iyo
15:24ang staff ng Showbiz Central.
15:26Rule number three,
15:28kumbinsihin ang babaeng artista na pumayag
15:30na kunwari,
15:31kayo ang magkadate ng gabing yon
15:33para magsilbing alibay.
15:36Yon, napakasimpi lang ha
15:37kung sino sa inyong tatlo
15:38ang maunang makakuha
15:40ng kaibigang artista
15:41para pumayag na kumbinsihin siya
15:44na kuning-kuning na
15:45kayo daw ang kasamang makadate
15:46noong gabing yon.
15:48Yon, mga kaibigan,
15:50ang tatang earning celebrity-ing
15:52Alpha
15:53Kapal
15:55Lux!
16:00Hi.
16:01Hi.
16:02It's kay Verla.
16:03Hi, Pastor.
16:04Naginagawa ko.
16:06Kasi,
16:07ah, ah,
16:08hindi na ang theater na
16:09kaya akong lukit dito ngayon.
16:11Si Hazel.
16:13Akala kami taping siya tadya.
16:14Ara.
16:14Okay.
16:15So,
16:16yung sana ako ng favor sa kanya
16:18kasi,
16:19um,
16:19napatrouble ako ng Saturday.
16:22Okay.
16:26Okay.
16:26Gusto kong,
16:27gusto kong umuusang koto.
16:29Okay.
16:29Gusto kong ano.
16:31Ngayon,
16:31yung show is central andito,
16:33baka po,
16:33kinu...
16:34ano,
16:35baka po pwede
16:36favor lang na kahit
16:38yung Saturday na kasama.
16:40Although okay mo na yun.
16:45Pwede ba?
16:47Kahit kasama lang yung
16:48sa TV na ako
16:49ng Saturday
16:49at yung sumitang.
16:51Dahil kasama lang natin
16:52kung okay lang siya.
16:53Ang alam.
16:56Wala,
16:56magkasama lang tayo
16:57ng Saturday.
16:58Kahit yung group.
16:58O saan,
16:59hindi na magtatangun.
17:00Yan lang yun.
17:01Big day.
17:01Okay?
17:02Thanks.
17:03Yan.
17:05Yan.
17:06Saturday yun.
17:06Tulad nung sinabi ko,
17:07hindi naman talaga ako kasama noon.
17:09Ah,
17:09actually marami kami
17:10as a group kami.
17:12Masabi mo.
17:14Oh,
17:14masabi po naman.
17:16Oo,
17:17bakit?
17:17Masama ba?
17:21Ha?
17:23Oo.
17:24Yun,
17:25Saturday.
17:26So,
17:26yun.
17:28Sir,
17:28okay na po yun sa inyo?
17:30Okay na yun.
17:31At least,
17:31kasama ko naman siya talaga.
17:33Ano po,
17:34ano po nangyari talaga?
17:35Wala,
17:36lubabas lang.
17:38Kayo po,
17:39ano po yung...
17:40Diyos ko naman.
17:41Basta naman I'm out,
17:42I'm having good time
17:43and I'm just with friends.
17:44Diba?
17:45Diyos ko naman ako.
17:46Last Saturday,
17:48isang bar diyan sa Green Hills.
17:51Karo'n ng
17:52medyo bugugan.
17:54May issue.
17:56Eh kasi,
17:57yung sundan ako ng
17:58showbizentral,
18:01doon-doon talaga ako.
18:02Ang inin ko naman sa iyo.
18:04Ika lang.
18:06Sabi ko,
18:07since kasi pareho tayong tagakainta,
18:08diba?
18:09Sa kaintaka pa rin maumumun.
18:11Sabihin na lang natin,
18:13minisang nang tulong sa iyo na ano.
18:15Sabihin natin na Saturday,
18:16magkasama tayo.
18:18Say,
18:19sa Rockets,
18:19sa Rockets,
18:20sa Rockets.
18:20Sa Rockets.
18:21Sa Rockets.
18:21Kasi kayo Mayor,
18:21diba?
18:22M-m-m.
18:23Okay lang ba yan?
18:24Ano po,
18:25na panis na?
18:26Opo.
18:28Actually,
18:28kaya nga rin,
18:29sinadya ko si RC dito
18:31para
18:31patunay ni RC.
18:33Siya mismo,
18:33sasabihin niya na
18:34wala ako doon
18:36sa Green Hills,
18:37diba?
18:37Opo.
18:38So,
18:38during that time,
18:40magkasama po kami ni Kuya Berwin
18:41sa isang Rockets.
18:42Dito rin po sa place namin.
18:45Iinvite po kasi kami ni Mayor
18:46na parang may isang
18:49party siya.
18:51So,
18:52we're both from Kainta,
18:54kaya kami pinapunta doon.
18:56Yeah.
18:58So,
18:58wala po siya.
18:59Wala po siya.
19:00Kasi magkasama kami.
19:01Saturday night, eh.
19:02Yeah.
19:03Wala.
19:04Kung ano,
19:05magkasama rin kami doon.
19:07Di wala, eh.
19:08Di wala, di ba?
19:11Last Saturday,
19:12I got in trouble.
19:15Seriose ba?
19:15Honestly,
19:16honestly.
19:17Saan?
19:19Ano ba?
19:20Kung ako patawan, eh?
19:21Hindi,
19:21napaaway ako.
19:23Eh,
19:24ngayon,
19:25eh,
19:25kung na nga nasa likod.
19:27Ano ito, eh?
19:27OBC na nga ito.
19:30So,
19:30siyempre,
19:31magkasama susulat ako
19:33na napaaway,
19:34gano'n.
19:34So,
19:34I'm just trying to avoid that.
19:36Kailangan ko ngayon
19:37ng alibi.
19:37Ay,
19:38kailangan ko sabihin na.
19:40Kasama ko na lang si Jen.
19:42Kasama ko na lang si Jen.
19:44Hiya mo siya.
19:46Can you just do that?
19:48Just say,
19:49yeah,
19:49I was with him.
19:50Okay.
19:51Alright.
19:51Magkasama po kami na Saturday.
19:53Sa gabi.
19:55Sa gabi.
19:56Maginan.
19:56Hindi,
19:56na-coffee-coffee kami.
19:57Bakit ba?
19:58Eh,
19:58yun nga,
19:59di ba?
19:59Bakit ano,
20:00ano yung pinagato sa'yo?
20:01Kasi nga,
20:02kasi nga,
20:02nila sabi na lang,
20:03nagpa-away daw ko.
20:05Eh,
20:05kasama nga kita,
20:06di ba?
20:07At siya,
20:07kung siya mga pa-away ako naman,
20:09siguro yan.
20:09Hindi siya.
20:10So,
20:10kami talaga yung magkasama.
20:13Choke ko lang ito.
20:14Parang sa,
20:15sa,
20:15bitoys.
20:16Okay.
20:17Happy anniversary yan,
20:19si Michael V.
20:20Good friend.
20:21Ayaw ko rin naman masira ang image si RC na,
20:25tatanga-tanga,
20:26hindi niya nararamdaman na,
20:27bitoys finest.
20:28I'm over to me.
20:29Sabi ko lang kaya,
20:30ano mga tawa?
20:31Yari ka!
20:33Thank you, Jenny.
20:42Homegrown videos naman na panonood natin,
20:44at sila ang tatanggap ng papremyo.
20:46Kaya panoorin natin
20:47ang mga pinadala niyong video
20:48sa ating Pinoy's Funniest Videos.
20:50The owners of the following videotape materials
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20:57bitoys Funniest Videos.
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21:02and in perpetuity.
21:05Walang yakang, bruha ka.
21:06Sabi ko naman sa'yo,
21:07pagupitan mo na yung guhok mo
21:09dahil na iinggit ako.
21:12Halika dito, bruha ka.
21:13Akin na lang yan.
21:15Ay, ano yung koray?
21:19O anak, mag-iingat ka.
21:22Medyo baha ngayon.
21:24Malamig ang panahon.
21:26Eto nga,
21:27pati ako nalalamigan.
21:29No, shit.
21:30Kaya pala akong nalalamigan.
21:31Nalalawlaw na itong salawal ko.
21:34Uy!
21:35Kumapit ka, anak.
21:35Kumapit ka.
21:38Sige na.
21:38Magbabay ka na sa mami mo.
21:40Sige, sweetheart.
21:41Alis na kami.
21:43Tama na tawa.
21:44Okay, sige, sweetheart.
21:45Naniniwala na ako marunong maglabay ang pusa mo.
21:48Pero marunong ba magsampay yan?
21:51Grabe ka naman, sweetheart.
21:52Saan ka naman nakakita ng pusa nagsasampay?
21:54At saka ano pang gagawin mo?
21:56Mga topper cards ng PLM.
21:58Kayo na ang special voters namin ngayon.
22:01Kaya hawakin niyo ng mga keypads niyo.
22:02I-vote niyo na kung sino ang gusto niyo mag-manalo ng first, second, at third prize.
22:06Keypads ready?
22:07You may start voting now.
22:09Bakit po kailangan gano'n kataas agad?
22:26Bakit gano'n ka agad kataas?
22:29But ang sagot dyan, eh bakit hindi?
22:32Naniging unionistik lang po kami.
22:34Yari ka!
22:38Yari ka!
22:44Magandang pangyayari dito ngayon, eh.
22:46Marami nag-akala na kaya ako bumalik dito sa PLM eh dahil bibigyan ako ng recognition
22:51bilang outstanding alumnos ng PLM.
22:54Pero ang totoo niyan, kayo, hindi lang kayo mga nasa bahay,
22:58kasi iba yung sa inyo, eh.
23:00Kayo, nung mga nandito sa PLM, kayo ang bibigyan ko ng recognition
23:03bilang outstanding alumni nangyari ka.
23:13Ah, gusto ko lang pong sabihin na parang unfair po sa aming mga freshmen
23:18na napakadami namin na maapektuhan para lang palitan
23:23o para i-base yung jiwa namin dun sa naging jiwa ni Michael Binate.
23:27That's what you've been saying all this time, lahat ng mga nag-salita dito.
23:31Unfair po sa amin po kasi.
23:33If you think about it the other way, na parang ayo ay tulungan, eh siguro hindi yun ang,
23:40hindi yun ang papasok sa utak niyo.
23:43Ang totoo po niyan, napakaganda po ng adikain nyo.
23:46Di ba po ang adikain nyo?
23:47Ay mapabuti ang kaibad na kidokasyon dito sa pamantasan ng mga sod ng Maynila.
23:53Sir, maganda po talaga to.
23:58Pero bakit po kailangan ganun kataas agad?
24:02Bakit po hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi, hindi po kami namibigla ng ganyan na lamang?
24:07Bakit din po, hindi po, sa susunod na taon na lamang, hindi po ngayon na nasimula ng kong klaser?
24:12Sinasal, ang tanong mo eh, bakit ganun kaagad, kataas?
24:16Ang sagot dyan, eh bakit hindi?
24:18Sir, siguro po...
24:19Ano lang po natin gagawin ito kung hindi ngayon?
24:21Sir, little by little, I guess.
24:23Oo nga, totoo yan sinasabi mo, little by little.
24:26Pero, little by little din, yung pagiging matalino ng mga estudyante nito.
24:30Sir, matalino, ah, sorry po.
24:32Matalino na po yung mga nag-aaral dito.
24:34Siguro po ang dapat...
24:35Kung yan ang iyong depensa, eh bakit hindi natin makakaya itong DWN?
24:38Sir, naging realistic lang po kami sa, ah, sa fact na napakasok niyo na dapat po sana,
24:45inuunti-unti niyo po muna.
24:47Sir, tatanong ko lang po, kasi po, para pong, ah, contradicting po yung statement nyo kanina.
24:52Kasi po, kung sinabi nyo yung G1 namin ay itataas from 2.25 to 1.5.
24:57Sir, di ba kaya nga po, ano, ginoman po ng, ano, ng CLA, ng mga GND dito,
25:02para po ma-improve yung status namin dito.
25:04If you think about it the negative way, well, eh, di ba kanda magiging resulta nyo, eh, ho?
25:10Well, po, ngayon lang po sinabi yun, itapos na po yung, ano, namin, orientation po.
25:15Are you telling me that you're bound to fail?
25:18And then, that answers your question.
25:23That answers your question.
25:24Hindi, hindi nyo kailangan isipin na kayo, eh, papalya.
25:29Tapos maging inspiration para sa inyo, para maging mas mabuti yung inyong pag-aaral.
25:33Let's end this by, ah, votation, ano.
25:35Ah, pakitaas ang kamay ng mga tingin nyo, eh, makakaya nyo yung 1.5.
25:39Please, pakitaas.
25:42Be honest, be honest.
25:43Be honest, be honest.
25:51Pakitaas ang hindi kaya.
25:52Well, eh, we actually have reached a decision here and, ah, medyo mahirap lang maguhin.
26:02At, ah, I'd like to, ah, end this, ah, discussion, before nating, ah, nating, ah, ah, outstanding student.
26:11By, ah, please direct your, ah, attention to the screen.
26:14By, ah, please direct your attention to the screen.
26:44Congratulations.
26:53Nag-decision na ang PLM, kaya eto na, eto na ang boto ng mga nanalo sa ating, ah, PFV.
26:59Ang mga nanalo din sa B2O is funniest video sa it natawagan sa pamamagitan ng telepono at telebisyon.
27:04Ano mga announcement na matatanggap sa pamamagitan ng text ay hindi nang galing at hindi kikilalanin ng GMA7.
27:14Thank you, thank you, mga schoolmate ko, PLM.
27:31Thank you sa mga nanalo sa ating sayari.
27:33Thank you sa student council.
27:35Sayang, wala na tayong oras, kaya kailangan ko na rin mag-decision na tapusin na itong show.
27:39Pero next week, abangan nyo ang part 2 ng ating anniversary celebration.
27:43Ito yung tatawagin nating BFV Extreme.
27:46Gusto ko rin magpasalamat sa Porcupine at sa AXN at sa Replay.
27:51Thank you very much.
27:52Sa staff ng PLM, President Adele A. Tamano, ang EVP natin na si Ernesto Maceda, VP Virginia N. Santos,
28:02ang VP na si Angelita Solis, Atty. David Galang, Supreme Student Council,
28:08ang Bukluran Student Organization, malakbakan yan.
28:12Ang Tugon Rescue, Office of Student Development Services,
28:17and of course, gusto kong batiin ng happy birthday ang writer natin, Chito Francisco.
28:21Happy birthday.
28:23At ngayon naman, tatawagin natin ang presidente ng student council natin na si Mr. Albert Werner Penera.
28:30Albert, hi Dico, sir. Nice to see you. Nice to meet you.
28:34Ano ba ang gagawin natin ngayon?
28:36I-inveil natin yung magiging, yung bagong bayani na magiging...
28:41Bagong bayani na... Saan natin ilalagay ito?
28:43Sa 150 peso.
28:44Ilalagay natin sa 150 peso.
28:46Excited na ba kayo?
28:48Okay, sige. Alamin na natin.
28:50Ito na. Bago tayo tuluyang magtapos, i-assist tayo ni Albert.
28:55Okay.
28:56Ayan.
28:57Ready na?
28:58PLM, para sa inyo ito.
29:06Ayan.
29:10Yari ka.
29:13Parang hindi ako maniniwalap.
29:15Bagong bayani ito, ha.
29:16Well, anyway.
29:19Uli, maraming salamat, PLM. Thank you.
29:22Thank you sa lahat na mga nanonood.
29:25Next week, magbabalik tayo dito sa B2's Funniest Videos.
29:27Dahil sa BFB, siguradong...
29:29Yeah, Rika!
29:30See you next week.
29:32Bye.
29:33Bye!
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