00:00Yari ga?
00:02Ahahahahahah
00:16Sama kai, sama sen
00:30Sir, you're going to get a piece of paper.
00:45You're going to go there.
00:47I'm going to go there.
00:49I'll just look at you.
00:51You're going to go there.
00:54You're going to go there.
01:00Are you going to go there?
01:04Do you think it's a paper?
01:06That's good.
01:08Yeah.
01:09It's a good one.
01:11You're not sure.
01:13You're going to go there.
01:14I'm looking at you.
01:15Are you testing it?
01:16No, it's good.
01:17It's good.
01:18It's fine.
01:19Hey...
01:21I'm going to go there.
01:22It's a nice little.
01:23Is this...
01:24It's...
01:25What's the last?
01:26I don't know.
01:28Oh my god, what's up?
01:31Can you eat the meal?
01:33Can I eat it?
01:34Can I eat it?
01:35I'm eating it, sir.
01:36Let's eat it.
01:37What are you talking about?
01:38What am I talking about?
01:39What's up to you?
01:52It's a sweet one.
01:54Is it good?
01:55Is it good?
01:57Is it good?
02:06Is it good?
02:08What about that?
02:10It's all good.
02:12You're all good, you're all good.
02:14You're all good.
02:20Yay!
02:24Here you go, Karelle!
02:31It's so hot.
02:33It's like a rain.
02:36I think it's a rain because it's a rain.
02:39It's a lot of fun.
02:41But it's like friends, it's different.
02:44Let's see what we're doing.
02:47J4K, come on!
02:51It's a beautiful day!
02:53I'm Karelle for J4K
02:55and I'm with our key guys.
02:57Hello!
02:59In a pathway,
03:01two of your key guys
03:03will be able to use your umbrellas.
03:06If you can see the guy,
03:08you'll be able to use your umbrellas
03:11so you can use them no matter what.
03:13You'll be able to use the guy
03:15or you'll be able to use them.
03:17All of that is here
03:19in Just For Key Guys!
03:23Is it like the core?
03:25Yeah, it's a power play.
03:26Then it's a power play.
03:27Yes, it's a power play.
03:30It's a power play.
03:32Why you're going to get my convictions?
03:33Yeah, you're going to get the legs.
03:34It's very difficult.
03:35Why are you running through the way?
03:36It's getting me too late.
03:37Hey, come on!
03:39Hey, come on!
03:41What?
03:43Hey, come on!
03:45Hey, come on!
03:47Hey, come on!
03:49But you know, I feel like we need to get faster.
03:53Because I feel like I'm getting faster.
03:55Feeling I'm getting faster?
03:57I'm getting faster.
03:59Feeling I'm getting faster?
04:01We need to get faster.
04:03You know?
04:05We need to get faster.
04:07I feel like I'm getting faster.
04:09Yes, I'm getting faster.
04:11Really?
04:12It's like a bit faster.
04:14Are you ready?
04:15Five.
04:16Are you ready?
04:18Let's go.
04:20Let's go.
04:21Let's go.
04:22Let's go.
04:23Let's go.
04:25I don't know.
04:27You...
04:28Huh?
04:29So...
04:33We want to go.
04:35I don't know.
04:36I don't know.
04:37Why are you going to go?
04:38Yes, then?
04:39Why are we going to go?
04:41I don't know.
04:42Why are you going to go?
04:43I don't know.
04:44Who wants to go?
04:46Huh?
04:47You know?
04:48What?
04:49I don't know.
04:50I'm sorry.
04:51I'm just kidding.
04:56Can we go?
04:57Can we go?
04:58Can we go?
04:59Can we go?
05:00No, it's cute.
05:01It is all the green one to do!
05:02Isn't it blue?
05:04It's blue too?
05:06I feel really warm.
05:09I feel warm.
05:10I really warm.
05:11I feel warm.
05:18I feel really warm.
05:22Yes, I feel really warm.
05:31I don't know.
05:33I don't know.
05:35I don't know.
05:37I don't know.
05:39I don't know.
05:41We're going to have a camera.
05:47I don't know.
05:49You know, it's raining.
05:51You know, we're going to have a fire.
05:53Right?
05:55I don't know.
05:57You know, I don't know.
05:59I don't know.
06:01I don't know.
06:03She's running out of water.
06:05We're just going to go.
06:07We're going to go.
06:09You're going to go?
06:11Can I tell you?
06:13Can I tell you?
06:15Just going to go.
06:17Why don't you know?
06:19Just waiting, can I tell you?
06:21So waiting, you know?
06:23I don't know.
06:25I don't know.
06:27I don't know.
06:29I'm sorry.
06:30I told you.
06:31I'm just going to go for a second.
06:33Then try it.
06:34Then try it.
06:35Oh, okay.
06:36What happened?
06:37We're going to go.
06:39We're going to go.
06:41What's that?
06:42What's that?
06:43I don't know.
06:44What's that?
06:45Try it.
06:46Let's try it.
06:47It's a little bit.
06:48It's a little bit.
06:49It's a little bit.
06:50Why are you doing it?
06:51It's a little bit.
06:52It's a little bit.
06:53It's a little bit.
06:54So, you don't want it?
06:56You have to sit around.
06:57Try and watch things.
06:59Most people are going to watch and watchō.
07:01It's a little bit.
07:02Yet, do you mean that?
07:03Yeah, then stay tuned in.
07:04They will start right now.
07:05hey, I'll sit around.
07:06So, you ready,
07:07anybody?
07:08It's a big deal.
07:09This guy can do with your mouse.
07:10That's really cool.
07:11I'd like to see you come out.
07:12You're ready, guys?
07:20Let's see.
07:22We're done.
07:23That's what happens when you come back to BFH,
07:25that's where you are.
07:32Are you together with me now?
07:45Do you know the spirit of the glass?
07:48You're scared.
07:50I was scared when I was scared.
07:52Nung bata ako, hindi ko ginawa.
07:53Hanggang ngayon, hindi ko ginagawa.
07:54Dahil delikado raw yan eh.
07:56Baka raw mapaglaruan kayo ng spirito.
08:00Pero kung hindi naman spirito makipaglaro sa inyo,
08:03o hindi ka mapaglalaroan,
08:05iba mangyayari sa'yo.
08:06Malamang mayayari ka.
08:07Kaya ito, panoorin ito.
08:22Huw, guh.
08:24Po d'iauzes.
08:25Pannado ga yin r energishu.
08:26Po d'iaaz gotten bot.
08:27He's plugged in the bar.
08:28Po d'iauzes po d'iauzes po d'iauzes po d'iauzes po d'iauzes po d'iauzes po d'iauzes.
08:29Thank Sam.
08:31See you later!
08:51Rड사
08:56Good morning!
09:26It's so good!
09:28It's so good!
09:30Can I have a cup of water?
09:32Can I have a cup of water?
09:34It's mostly a little bit of water.
09:36I just don't know.
09:38Maybe we can put it in the water.
09:40Did you want to see it?
09:42I don't want to see it.
09:44You're kind of like this.
09:46You're like, I just want to put it in.
09:48You're like, I'm like, I don't know.
09:50I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I don't know.
09:52I'm like, I don't know if I don't know.
09:54What's up?
09:55Julian!
09:56What's up?
09:57Okay, babe.
10:03Still on the gas.
10:05Are you together now?
10:07No.
10:13Good.
10:15I'm not going to touch you.
10:24Shani!
10:25Shani!
10:26Shani!
10:27Shani!
10:28Shani!
10:29Shani!
10:30Shani!
10:31Shani!
10:32Shani!
10:33Shani!
10:34Shani!
10:35Shani!
10:36Shani!
10:37Shani!
10:44Hala, alam mo.
10:46Hala.
10:47May magwawalang kaaluluwa mamaya sa pagpapatuloy ng ngayari ka.
10:50Kaya dyan lang kayo, magbabalik pa ang BFB.
10:54Shani!
10:55Shani!
10:56Shani!
11:05I'm sure kayo, mahili kayo sa pictures, ano?
11:07Yung cellphone, kung nang kuha.
11:10Tapos pinaprint.
11:11Tapos pagka pinaprint nyo, ang ganda, dinidisplay sa bahay, di ba?
11:14Okay lang yan, yung picture nyo, didisplay nyo sa bahay nyo.
11:17Okay lang yun.
11:18Pero pagka pinagpili, talong mo i-display sa bahay ng ibang tao, sa ibang lugar.
11:22Nako!
11:23Ibang tawag doon.
11:24Tawag doon makapalang muka.
11:26Kaya ito mga apalmooks.
11:28Akmo!
11:33Nandito ako tayo mga kaibigan sa kakilakilabo.
11:35Napakapalang muka ang akmo.
11:38At itong ating mga challengers, pangalan nyo, tol.
11:41Erwin.
11:42Erwin.
11:43Buboy.
11:44Kayo ba tingin nyo, photogenic kayo?
11:46Ano yung mahalang natin yan?
11:48Panoorin nyo ito.
11:49Rule number one.
11:50Dalahan nyo yung sariling litrato.
11:52Lalapit ka sa may ari o empleyado ng isang photo studio.
11:56At yahalap mo muna kung pwede isama sa mga nakadisplay ang dalawang picture.
12:01Rule number two.
12:02Ikaw lang baka lang makisip ng dahilan kung bakit nila kailangan i-display ang picture mo.
12:07Maraming umakapis sa'yo.
12:09Sobrang sirang sa confidence mo.
12:11At naisip mo na magpatiwakal.
12:13O kaya naman may taning ka na.
12:16Napakadali lang, di ba?
12:18Patingin muna na yun yung mga pictures.
12:19Ikaw nga.
12:20Wow, ganda.
12:22Hinawi ng panahon ng buhok.
12:23Pinapungsuy mo ba yan?
12:24Anong kinamatay?
12:25Ikaw naman?
12:27Nancy.
12:28Nasa yung nakuha sa'yo.
12:30Ginawa mo rin ang pendant.
12:33At ikaw naman?
12:35Parang kailangan lang ang lusog-lusog niya.
12:37Kula lang sa'yo, sisiw.
12:38Para lang kung sino yung pumatayo.
12:39Anyway, yan ang yung gagamitin.
12:41Kung sino man sa'yo yung pinakabilis na makakapapapayag
12:44ng may-ari ng Photoshop o Photo Studio,
12:47yun naman na lang,
12:49P5,000.
12:51At sa hindi naman,
12:52well, for the effort at para sa code picture taking,
12:55P2,500 each.
12:56At wag at kalimutan ang
12:58gift certificate ng flawless at t-shirt ng Pixies.
13:02Kaya game na kayo.
13:03May koreo na kayo.
13:05Alam niyo na.
13:06Dahil dito na yung mga kaibigan mangyayari sa...
13:09Salamat po.
13:10Salamat po, sa'yo ba?
13:15Kalimutan lang po,
13:16may isabit lang po.
13:17Kahit sandali lang po yung picture na paka...
13:18Bakit?
13:19Makita po ng nanay ko,
13:20na nasa ibang picturesan sa...
13:22...to yung picture dito.
13:23Bakit, saan ba nanay po?
13:25Lapaaan na po dyan,
13:26papunta na po dito
13:27para makita lang po yung sabit ng gan.
13:29Kaya sandali lang po...
13:30Saan naman namin,
13:31sabit diyan.
13:32Hadya lang po,
13:33sandali lang po atin.
13:34Papunta na...
13:35What do you think?
13:37I need to go here.
13:39Okay, I'm just going to go here.
13:41Okay, we don't want to go here.
13:43We don't want to go here.
13:45Just go here.
13:47Just go here.
13:49Just go here.
13:51Just go here.
13:53Just go here.
13:55Just go here.
13:57We have a new look.
13:59It's so restrictive
14:01that we can put
14:03on the screen.
14:05What's the image?
14:07I'm going to show you the image.
14:09I'm going to show you the image.
14:11Just show it.
14:13I'm going to show you the picture.
14:17What's the image?
14:19That's why this is what's the image.
14:23How's that?
14:25What's the image?
14:27I'm going to show you the picture.
14:29Because I just want to see the picture that I can display right here.
14:36It's really good to see it, sir.
14:46In Photoshop, there are pictures.
14:49I just want to see it.
14:51Good morning, ma'am.
14:53I just want to ask if I can display my picture right here.
15:03Sir, this is just a day.
15:06This is just a day, sir.
15:14Yes, sir.
15:16No, sir.
15:18Okay, sir.
15:19It's just a day, sir.
15:20Okay, sir.
15:21It's just a day.
15:24I'll show you to my girlfriend.
15:32Just wait.
15:34We can see it.
15:41Just wait.
15:42Just wait.
15:43Just wait.
15:44If I can see it.
15:58Okay, sir.
16:00Just wait.
16:01I'll just see it.
16:06I see it again, because I don't want to know.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:44Oh, my God.
17:14Oh, my God.
17:16At narito ang sitcom ng mga manok na pinamagatanga, Tick Dilaoks.
17:22Ah, dear. Dear, nga'y ginagawa mo? Patulogin mo muna ako.
17:27Alam mo namang ang aga ko nagising kanina dahil akong taga Dilaok eh.
17:31Teka, sitahad mo kang mga nganak na ako. Dalin mo ako sa ospital.
17:36Ano? Nakalimutan mo na ba? Manok tayo.
17:39Buti pa yung paghanda mo ako ng almusal. Ano ba meron?
17:42Ah, hindi ako makapamili. Eh, okay na ba sa'yo ang...
17:48Ah, okay na ba sa'yo ang itlog?
17:51Nga, Tick Dilaoks!
17:55Ay, taba. Taba-taba mo. Mag-exercise ka nga. Mag-exercise ka.
17:59Anong taba, ha? Halika nga dito.
18:02Sino naman taba, ha?
18:03Ah, ha, ha. Hala, hindi mo ako kaya.
18:05Ha, hindi pala kaya. Ito sa'yo.
18:07Oh, oh, ha, ha, ha. Di naman ako nasaktan.
18:10Ayon, ako naman. Gagantihan kita.
18:13Lagot ka sa'ko.
18:14Ah, ay, ha.
18:16Ah, ay, huwag mo akong halikan.
18:20Huwag mo akong halikan.
18:22Ang pangit mo. Ayoko sa'yo.
18:25May tawag mo ako.
18:27Ah!
18:33Okay, ha.
18:35Alam nyo na yan, ha? Studio Odjens.
18:36Kayo naman ang pipili.
18:37Kung siya sa kalaman nalang first, second, at third prize.
18:40Kaya hawakan na mga keypads.
18:41You may start voting now.
18:46Yung una ay yung cake.
18:48Pangalawa ay yung manoks, tiktilauks.
18:52Pangatlo ay yung...
18:54Pangit mo!
19:00Ito, pagbabalik ng BNB, siguradong iyari ka na.
19:03Kaya dyan lang kayo, magbabalik kami.
19:06Pagkakawalan na natin yung spirit of the glass, ha?
19:24At siguradong pakakawalan natin yung spirit, ha?
19:26Hindi para maposes ka, ha?
19:28Kundi para mayari ka.
19:30Kaya antin yung spirit, ha?
19:31I don't know what's going on.
20:01What happened to me?
20:03Charney!
20:05I'm going to go!
20:07Charney!
20:09Charney!
20:11Charney!
20:13Charney!
20:15Charney!
20:17Charney!
20:19Charney!
20:25Charney!
20:27Charney!
20:29I'm going to give you the gun drive.
20:34Charlie, Charlie, Charlie.
20:37You're not going to be able to see Charlie.
20:40Charlie, you're not going to be able to get him.
20:47Charlie, Charlie.
20:49Charlie, Charlie.
20:52You're not going to be able to get him.
20:59Charlie.
21:02Charlie.
21:04Charlie.
21:05Don't give me your hands.
21:06Charlie.
21:09Charlie, take your hands.
21:11Please don't give me anything.
21:13Please don't give me anything.
21:15Dad?
21:17Are you ready?
21:24No, no, no!
21:28No, no!
21:30No, no!
21:32No, no, no!
21:34No, no, no!
21:40Don't hurt.
21:41****!
21:42No, no, no!
21:46Honey, you're getting tired now!
21:48You're just getting tired now!
21:50Hey!
21:51Honey!
21:52Why are you here, honey?
21:53Hey!
21:54Hey!
21:55Hey!
21:56Hey!
21:57Hey!
21:58Hey!
21:59Hey!
22:00Hey!
22:01Hey!
22:02Hey!
22:03Hey!
22:04Hey!
22:05Hey!
22:06Hey!
22:07Hey!
22:08Hey!
22:09Hey!
22:10Hey!
22:11Hey!
22:12I hate you!
22:14I hate you!
22:15I hate you!
22:16I hate you!
22:17I hate you!
22:18I hate you!
22:19I hate you!
22:21I hate you!
22:22I hate you!
22:23I hate you!
22:24I hate you!
22:25I hate you!
22:26I hate you!
22:27I hate you!
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