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00:01Itoy!
00:02Is it true that I'm a piggy?
00:04Because they say that I'm like a goddess.
00:09No, don't worry about it.
00:11You're a piggy.
00:13But what does that mean?
00:15It means that I'm like Godzilla.
00:22Ahoy!
00:23Bakita!
00:24Meron ka din siya!
00:25At kami dalawa kapita!
00:26Para sabagin!
00:27At para sa kurang!
00:28Si Itoy!
00:29At D-Beba!
00:30Na!
00:31Di mi hole, besok meron merong aksyon.
00:32Marama documentary at meron science fiction.
00:34At D-Beba!
00:35Ito pagayo ay nag-aba!
00:36At D-Beba!
00:37At D-Beba!
00:38Si Itoy!
00:40At D-Beba!
00:44Si Itoy!
00:45At D-Beba!
00:46Si Itoy!
00:47At D-Beba!
00:48Si Itoy!
00:49At D-Beba!
00:50At D-Beba!
00:52Si Itoy!
00:53At D-Beba!
00:54Ha-ha!
00:55Argh!
01:08Ay!
01:09Uy!
01:09Yeah, what's the most?
01:10Which is a place where you can see.
01:12Ayan, no.
01:13Yes!
01:14It's just a beautiful place.
01:16Let's see.
01:17Let's see.
01:19Ay!
01:20Ay!
01:20It's about as big as you can see.
01:22It is just as big,
01:23What is it? Does that mean, prz soon come here to the place?
01:26Yes, come here, o, up?
01:27Let go!
01:28I need to adopt your beauty!
01:30I think that we have to abide!
01:33It's illegal!
01:34Let's look back right now!
01:36can you det чи see that?
01:38Totally!
01:40Let me that, let them...
01:42Is it okay!
01:43Ent
01:49Tele!
01:52Wait, can you join me?
01:54Why?
01:55Because I'm going to fall into the water,
01:57and I'm going to go here.
01:59Okay, but let me tell you the title.
02:01Ah, it's time to be a suspense.
02:03And you don't have to know,
02:05maybe you're afraid.
02:06Let's go, let's go!
02:08Wow!
02:09Oh, oh, oh!
02:12My friends, I don't want to hear you,
02:14but the title of our story is
02:16Nang Tangain Sila Nang Baha!
02:19Oh!
02:21Ano ka mo?
02:22Ah, wala, wala, wala.
02:28Kule, nakalabasa ka tayo.
02:30Malalim na pala yung baha dito.
02:32Pero wala rin akong magawa,
02:33o nabasa rin ang beauty, koya.
02:35Wala naman ah.
02:37Walang bahayan, lali mo.
02:39Hindi, wala ka namang beauty eh.
02:42Ito nga di ka singkalito.
02:44Ah?
02:45Bakit?
02:46Ha?
02:49Bala lang!
02:50Bala paluto dyan ni ito eh!
02:52Di paluluo kita yung dudutak.
02:53Yung walang labanak.
02:54Lulut kami ah.
02:56Ha?
02:57Ha?
02:58Ha?
02:59Ha?
03:00Ha?
03:01Ha?
03:02Ha?
03:03Ha?
03:04Ha?
03:05Ha?
03:06Ha?
03:07Ha?
03:08Ha?
03:09Ha?
03:10Ha?
03:11Ha?
03:12Ha?
03:13Ha?
03:14Ha?
03:15Ha?
03:16Ha?
03:17Ha?
03:18Ha?
03:19Ha?
03:20Ha?
03:21Ha?
03:22Ha?
03:23Ha?
03:24Ha?
03:25Ha?
03:26Ha?
03:27Ha?
03:28Ha?
03:29Ha?
03:30Ha?
03:31Ha?
03:32Ha?
03:33Ha?
03:34Ha?
03:35Ha?
03:36Ha?
03:37Ha?
03:38Ha?
03:39Ha?
03:40Ha?
03:41I don't know.
04:11I don't know.
04:41I don't know.
04:42I don't know.
04:43I don't know.
04:44I don't know.
04:45I don't know.
04:46I don't know.
04:47I don't know.
04:48I don't know.
04:49I don't know.
04:50I don't know.
04:51I don't know.
04:52I don't know.
04:53I don't know.
04:54I don't know.
04:55I don't know.
04:56I don't know.
04:57I don't know.
04:58I don't know.
05:03I don't know.
05:04I'm going to get rid of it!
05:30I'm going to look at it!
05:32That's the way you're going to get a bit on it.
05:35Hey!
05:36Hey!
05:37I'm going to get a bit on it!
05:38Hey!
05:39Hey!
05:40Hey!
05:41Ah!
05:42Ha?
05:43Ah!
05:44Ah!
05:45Ah!
05:46Ah!
05:47Ah!
05:48Ah!
05:49Ah!
05:50Ah!
05:51Ah!
05:52Ah!
05:54Ah!
05:55Ah!
05:56Ah!
05:57Ah!
05:58Ah!
05:59Ah!
06:00Ah!
06:01Ah!
06:02Kanyana!
06:03Kanyana!
06:04Kanyana!
06:05Kanyana!
06:06Ikaw ba yung gumapit sa hita ako at siya ka humihimas-himas?
06:09Secret!
06:10Kapitong malangganyana natin!
06:12Uy! Ano nga gawin natin?
06:13Tununtad na tayo di't ka gitna ng laot!
06:15Ha?
06:16Ano ba?
06:17Eh di lumakoy tayo hanggang makakita tayo ng pinakabalapit na ayin!
06:20Sama tayo!
06:21Sige!
06:22Dito tayo!
06:23Oo!
06:24Ah!
06:25Ah!
06:26Ah!
06:27Ah!
06:28Ah!
06:29Ah!
06:30Ah!
06:31Ah!
06:32Ah!
06:33Bute na lang may island dito!
06:35Ang layo nun ni langoy natin ah!
06:37Nabagod niya ako eh!
06:38Teka!
06:39Sito!
06:40Ah!
06:41Ah!
06:42Ah!
06:43Ah!
06:44Ah!
06:45Ah!
06:46Ah!
06:47Ah!
06:48Ah!
06:49Ah!
06:50Ah!
06:51Ah!
06:52Ah!
06:53Ah!
06:54Ah!
06:55Ah!
06:56Ah!
06:57Ah!
06:58Ah!
06:59Ah!
07:00Ah!
07:01Ah!
07:02Ah!
07:03Ah!
07:07Ah!
07:08Ah!
07:09Ah!
07:10I've been in the valley, but I'm just going to go.
07:13Oh, you're really going to go.
07:14We're going to go to the river.
07:16We need to go to the river and go to the river.
07:21We'll go to the island and go back to the river.
07:24Okay.
07:25Hey, wait.
07:26See, you're going to go.
07:28Oh, you're going to go.
07:30Oh, you're going to go.
07:32Let's go.
07:34Let's go.
07:35Hurry up.
07:36Hurry up.
07:37Hurry up.
07:38What's up, oh?
07:40What's up?
07:42Ito, ito ka.
07:45Oh, fine, no killer.
07:47Makagamit na ito para tingnan kung may data ang bar ko.
07:50Ito, ma, kaldero.
07:52Makagamit na ito sa pagluluto, di ba?
07:54Ito'y gumawa ka na rin.
07:55Bakamay makukuha ka pa dyan.
07:56Sige, sandali.
07:59Ito kaya?
08:00Magamit kaya ito?
08:01Ano ba yan nakuha mo?
08:02Passes ng sine.
08:04Kako, ano makagamit na island dyan?
08:06Hindi magamit ito.
08:08Admit ito lang eh.
08:10Datlo tayo eh.
08:11Ayos.
08:13Tapos ko na rin.
08:15Ay, mapigat ah.
08:17Yan.
08:18Yan.
08:19Okay.
08:20Yan.
08:21Okay.
08:22Ano itong ginawa niya?
08:23Ha?
08:24Parang sa ito.
08:25Okay, ano?
08:26Pwede lang gawitin eh.
08:27Kasya tayo yung tatlo dyan.
08:28Uy, tamo-tamo.
08:29Makakaalis na tayo dito sa islang to.
08:30Sige, ito'y laging nanag sa tubig.
08:31Hindi pwede.
08:32Ano?
08:33Hindi pwede.
08:34Ano?
08:35Hindi pwede.
08:36Bakit hindi pwede?
08:37Eh, hindi siya pwede mabasa.
08:38Ha?
08:39Gawa lang yan sa pinagtagpi-tagping mga papili.
08:41Eh, baan ka magpupukas ko?
08:42Hindi naman pala baka kami.
08:43Wala lang, para ma-excite lang tayo.
08:44Bwede.
08:45Bwede.
08:46Eh, hindi siya pwede mabasa.
08:47Ha?
08:48Gawa lang yan sa pinagtagpi-tagping mga papili.
08:50Eh, baan ka magpupukas ko?
08:52Hindi naman pala baka kami.
08:54Wala lang, para ma-excite lang tayo.
09:00Barko!
09:01Ha?
09:02Sa nakikita akong barko?
09:03Saan?
09:10Ayaw na!
09:11Kauayan nyo, tali!
09:12Kauayan nyo!
09:13Health!
09:14Health!
09:15Ay!
09:16Ayaw na!
09:17Ayaw!
09:18Ayaw!
09:19Ayaw!
09:20Malapit na!
09:21Mabalapit na dito!
09:22Malapit na!
09:23Blom!
09:25Cwaglang lang pala!
09:26Wala na na nalara sa ating pagganito?
09:28Mabuti pa maghiwa-hawalay tayo!
09:30Mara, kanya-kanya-lakad!
09:31Mabuti pa nga!
09:32Kanya-kanya tayong hanap ng pagkain!
09:34Tapos mamaya,
09:35magkita-kita tayo dito.
09:36Sabay-sabay tayong kumain!
09:38Okay ba?
09:39Saba!
09:40At sige!
09:41uh
09:45ay
09:47nakakapakod
09:48ang init-init ka dito
09:50wala man lang kumakangat dito sa pain ko ah
09:54oh
09:55oh
09:56ma
09:57huy
09:58magumangat
09:59pa
10:00mukhang malaki
10:01ay
10:02ay
10:03ay
10:04malumalaman
10:05ni gulo malaking enda eto
10:07ay
10:09ay
10:10Babangon na!
10:17Alam mo nesda nga!
10:19Laun na alam ako!
10:22Hayang!
10:27Uy! Ba!
10:28May huli na kagad ako ah!
10:30O!
10:31Ako pa kagad na!
10:32Ah!
10:33Mantali!
10:40O!
10:43Deit naman ito!
10:45Sa akin lang kulang pa to eh!
10:47Ibalik! Uy isda!
10:49Mabalik nalang kita sa dagat ah!
10:51Mahag palagi ka!
10:52Pero pagdating mo doon sa baba,
10:54tawagin mo yung malalaging isda!
10:56Sabihin mo kumagat doon sa paeng ko ah!
10:58Ha!
10:59Sige!
11:10Ba!
11:12Sana malaking isda mauli ko ngayon!
11:15Ba!
11:16Uy!
11:17Uy!
11:18Uy!
11:19Ba!
11:20Mukhang malaking talaga ito ah!
11:21Ganda!
11:22Ay!
11:23Ay!
11:24Sige lang!
11:25Ay!
11:26Ay!
11:27Ay!
11:28Ay!
11:29Ay!
11:30Ay!
11:31Ay!
11:32Ay!
11:33Ay!
11:34Ay!
11:35Ay!
11:36Ay!
11:37Ay!
11:38Ay!
11:39Ay!
11:40Sa nagya ay yung dalawa!
11:41Uy!
11:46Ano?
11:47May nakahuli ba kayo?
11:48Ako wala eh!
11:49Ako wala rin ako nakahuli!
11:51Ako meron!
11:52Pero pinakawalan ko uli!
11:53Ha!
11:54Ano?
11:55Paano pinakawalan?
11:56Eh, nakakaawa yung buka eh!
11:57Parang hindi ko kayang kainin!
11:59Sayang!
12:00Sana tinalam mo dito ako kakainin yung!
12:02O nga!
12:03Pag ganitong gutom na gutom na tayo kahit ano,
12:05kakainin na natin!
12:08Hindi tayo makakatakal dito!
12:10Ha?
12:11Kailangan makagawa tayo ng paraan
12:13para ma-elektas tayo ng mga barko na dumadaan dyan sa dagat!
12:17Eh, papahan tayo makikita nun!
12:18Layo-layo nitong islang to!
12:20Ay!
12:21Hmm!
12:22Ah!
12:23Alam ko na!
12:24Ano?
12:25Kailangan gumawa tayo ng apoy!
12:26Magsiga tayo!
12:27Tamang-tama!
12:28Meron akong lighter!
12:29Ay!
12:30Sige!
12:31Magsiga ka na ito!
12:32O, dali!
12:33Ako na naman!
12:34Ako na nga nag-isip ng paraan eh!
12:36Ako pa itong medalang lighter eh!
12:37Ako na lang palagi ang utusan nyo!
12:39Kayo naman ang gumawa ng paraan!
12:41O, itong lighter oh!
12:42Ano?
12:43Alam mo, malaki maitutulong mo eh!
12:46Talagang malaki ang maitutulong ko!
12:48Ako lang naman nag-iisip sa ating nato eh!
12:50Hindi naman yung isip mo eh!
12:52Eh ano?
12:53Ay!
12:54Eh ano?
12:55Say!"
12:56Ay!
12:57Ay!
12:58Ah!
12:59Ako?
13:00Ay!
13:01Ay!
13:02Ay!
13:03Hsk Young!
13:04Hsk!
13:05Shake well before using!
13:08Kaya!
13:09Ay!
13:10Ay!
13:11Ay!
13:12Anong ginagawa ain o ha?
13:13Anong ginagawa nyo sa akin?
13:14Ano ba, eh di pa sesarapin ko namin dahil ikaw ang kakainin namin!
13:17You're going to eat it!
13:19That's how I'm eating ketchup.
13:22What? What? What?
13:24What? What? What?
13:26What? What? What?
13:28What?
13:30Loi! Loi!
13:32Loi! Loi! What's this?
13:34Loi! Why are you gonna go to the right?
13:36Maybe I will know that I'm serious.
13:38Let's go. Let's go.
13:40Okay.
13:41Wait, what's your face? Why do you want to talk to me?
13:48Ah!
13:49Ah!
13:50Wala, wala!
13:51Wala, wala!
13:52Wala, wala!
13:53Ano nga yan? Ano nga sabihan? Pakitan nyo na!
13:56Wala nga! Wala nga!
13:58Ano nga yan? Ano nga sabihan?
14:01Sige na nga!
14:05Ito!
14:06Kakahinin nyo nga ako!
14:09Kakahinin nyo nga ako!
14:11Kakahinin nyo nga ako!
14:13Kakahinin!
14:14Yung palyena kasi nga!
14:16Nakapulog namin ilakaong ketchup!
14:19Ito muna pag tatsagaan nating kainin ng kapit tayo nakakaalis dito!
14:23Ano ba?
14:24Oo!
14:25Ang ibig sabihin nyan?
14:27Wala na tayong pag-asa!
14:29Hindi na tayo magkakaalis dito!
14:31Palagay ko nga na ito na tayo tatanda!
14:34Anak, lak, lak, lak, lak, lak, lak!
14:39Nakakaspas tayo ng Pilip!
14:44Psst!
14:46Hoy, psst!
14:47Tignan nyo yun ang sa likod nyo!
14:49Uy! Uy! Tumiyo yun!
14:52Ah, laki sa buhay nyo!
15:03Ahoy!
15:04Bakita!
15:05Meron ka din siya!
15:06At kami talawang ang bidang!
15:07Para sa bagay!
15:08At para sa kurang!
15:09Si Itoy!
15:10Maka ka si Beba!
15:11Nga!
15:12May drama, documentary, at merong science fiction!
15:15Pag kayo ay naaka ba!
15:18Kaya Itoy!
15:18At a ka kay Beba!
15:22Hey!
15:25Si Itoy!
15:26At a ka si Beba!
15:28Si Itoy!
15:28At a ka si Beba!
15:29Si Itoy!
15:30At a ka si Beba!
15:31Si Itoy!
15:32At a ka si Beba!
15:34That's a raoma!
15:35Ah!
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