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Richard Osman's House of Games - Season 9 Episode 40 -
Andrew Cotter, Anna Haugh, Stevie Martin and Mark Ramprakash (5-5)

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00:00Hey everybody, welcome along to the final, the final of this week's House of Games.
00:09Listen, we think Andrew Cotter's going to win, you never know, but we think he is.
00:14Trophy's right there, he can see it, he can smell it.
00:17Let's meet our four players for the final time.
00:19They are Stevie Martin, Anna Hoare, Mark Ramplakash, and there he is, Andrew Cotter.
00:27Still slipping, but with his new salute, Stevie.
00:32Now yesterday, a little slump, because you've had a win already this week,
00:35and you've run Andrew close a couple of times, but if we look at this leaderboard, he has a four-point lead.
00:41Now there's eight points for a win, six for second, and four for third, and so on.
00:45So it's doable, but we need to come out of that slump.
00:49I need to come out of that slump, I've had a good talking to myself.
00:53Bit of altitude training.
00:54Yeah, and also, you know, there's one thing that stands between Andrew and that,
00:57and it's literally physically me, and I will tackle him if he goes to it.
01:01You could physically stop him.
01:01Yeah.
01:01Yeah, good luck getting through Anna and Stevie.
01:04Yeah.
01:05I'll say that.
01:06Yeah, I don't even back myself to do that.
01:09Anna and Mark, we have yet to have a daily win from either of you.
01:12You were both quite close yesterday.
01:14If you had a win today, and I would love that, you could win one of these prizes, OK?
01:17There is the helmet, the sunglasses, the hip flask, the egg house, or the wheelie luggage.
01:26Any of those you fancy?
01:28It's got to be the luggage, but the egg house is a close second.
01:31So talk me through egg houses, the points of them.
01:34You just need to make sure that your egg is safe, it's sturdy.
01:36So either in the box that it arrives in, or into a new little home.
01:40So you've got your little home in the fridge, or one of these gorgeous little houses.
01:44OK.
01:44It's just about keeping it safe, and choosing whether you want it in the fridge or out of the fridge,
01:47because that's different about cooking.
01:48What would you do?
01:49Well, if I'm going to poach it and crack the shell, it must be from the fridge.
01:53If I'm going to boil it in the shell, it must be from outside, in room temperature.
01:56That is an absolute game changer.
01:58Never heard. That's amazing.
01:59That's great.
02:00Oh, there's loads of other rules.
02:01Eggs are like a magical ingredient, and the amount of things you can do,
02:04and the temperature of the egg is vital, but loads of different cookery things that you do.
02:07Wow.
02:07Mark, I promise I won't ask you that much about an egg house,
02:10but which of those prizes would you like?
02:11Definitely the luggage.
02:12The luggage?
02:13It'd be hard to lose, wouldn't it?
02:14Yeah, wouldn't it just?
02:16But there's the man himself, Andrew Cotter.
02:18Three wins, a couple of big wins as well.
02:20If you were to win today, which of those do you fancy?
02:22Well, it's got to be the luggage, but does it come with the eggs?
02:25Because, I mean, I love eggs.
02:27He doesn't want much, does he, Cotter?
02:30Don't want the egg house, you just want the eggs.
02:32I thought poached eggs was just down to the freshness of poached eggs.
02:35Well, freshness is light.
02:36Temperature as well.
02:37Temperature as well.
02:38So, all other eggs apart from poached eggs, outside the fridge?
02:41No, no, that's not true.
02:42No, Andrew, no, you've misunderstood what I've said.
02:44No, it depends on what you're cooking.
02:46I would also probably fry an egg from the fridge as well.
02:48OK, good.
02:49Really?
02:50You'd fry it from the fridge?
02:51Yeah.
02:51It's all about keeping the egg white together with the egg yolk.
02:54Stevie, what price would you like?
02:56You'd imagine the luggage.
02:58Yes.
02:58But I've got lots of friends who already have the luggage.
03:00Almost every comedian in Britain has that luggage.
03:02Yes, and I think it's vulgar.
03:05So, I'm going to go for the little hip flask.
03:08The hip flask, which is not vulgar at all.
03:10No, not at all.
03:11And I'll put my egg whites in it.
03:13Really good idea.
03:15Andrew, the trophy could be yours at the end of the day.
03:17Stevie could be yours too.
03:19But Andrew's going to have to do something pretty seriously wrong.
03:22He's shown no sign of doing that this week.
03:23Let's get on, shall we?
03:24Play our first round on the final of this week's House of Games.
03:31Rhyme time.
03:32Fingers on buzzers, please.
03:33Two questions at a time.
03:34The answers rhyme with each other.
03:36Here are your first two.
03:40Channel 4 sitcom starring Mitchell and Webb as Mark and Jez.
03:44An Academy Award-winning song from the film The Wizard of Oz.
03:51Yes, Stevie.
03:52Peep Show, Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
03:54Peep Show, Somewhere Over the Rainbow.
03:56Absolutely right.
03:58Lovely start.
04:00Next two.
04:14Yes, Andrew.
04:15Haddock paddock.
04:16Haddock paddock.
04:18That's why I always go to the haddock paddock before the fish races.
04:20I was like, yeah, I fancy number four.
04:23Next two.
04:262016 UK number one album by Beyonce.
04:29And what are these?
04:35Yes, Anna.
04:36Lemonade, Bucket and Spade.
04:37Lemonade, Bucket and Spade.
04:39100% right.
04:40APPLAUSE
04:40Next two.
04:45Small brown spot on the skin.
04:49And Robert Louis Stevenson character with the alter ego Mr Hyde.
04:56Yes, Andrew.
04:57Freckle Dr Jekyll.
04:59Freckle Dr Jekyll?
04:59It is Freckle and Dr Jekyll.
05:03I was thinking mole and I was like, Dr Joel?
05:07Was Dr Jekyll's first name Joel?
05:09Maybe it was.
05:11Hi, Dr Jekyll, Dr Joel Jekyll.
05:13That's all I think.
05:15Next two.
05:17What breed of dog is this?
05:20And what is the title of this song?
05:21That is Stevie.
05:31Ciao, ciao.
05:32And it's all coming back to me now.
05:34Ciao, ciao.
05:35It's all coming back to me now.
05:37Is it double ciao?
05:38Absolutely right.
05:39Ciao, ciao.
05:39It's all coming back to me now.
05:41Next two.
05:44Words that come before love in the title of a 2010 Julia Roberts film.
05:48And surname of the 2025 Oscar-nominated actor, Timothy.
05:57Nobody.
05:58Let's take a look.
05:59I was looking for Eat, Pray, Chalamet.
06:03So Eat, Pray as in Eat, Pray, Love and Chalamet as in Timothee Chalamet.
06:07Of course.
06:07Next two.
06:10A spectacle dwarf leader in a 1937 animated Disney film.
06:15And first name of fashion stylist and TV presenter with a surname, One.
06:24Yes, Andrew.
06:26Doc, Goc.
06:27Doc and Goc.
06:29It is Doc, Doc.
06:30Absolutely.
06:31Final question in this round, final rhyme.
06:35Who is this?
06:37And who is this?
06:38Yes, that is Stevie.
06:44Rita Ora, and that's Dora the Explorer.
06:46It is, absolutely.
06:47I turned to you and I so nearly said, yes, that's Dora.
06:52And I managed to stop myself because I'm a professional.
06:55Lovely end to the round.
06:56Let's take a look at our leaderboards.
07:00First round of our final mark, yet to get off the mark.
07:03Anna has won.
07:03And we have joint leader, Stevie and Andrew, three points each.
07:07Nicely done.
07:09Our next round today is...
07:13All in the details.
07:16Mark, you get to choose your partner this time.
07:18Who would you like to play with on this final pairs game?
07:23I'm going to go with Andrew.
07:24Yeah, both times I've asked you, you've chosen Andrew.
07:26Tough choice.
07:27Yeah, he knows his business, this guy.
07:29Mark and Andrew, you're a team.
07:30Anna and Stevie, you are a team.
07:32Before the show, you all filled in some clues to do with art.
07:35And you now must decipher the clues that your partner filled in.
07:39So, Stevie, before the show, Anna filled in some clues
07:41that will lead you to...
07:44A person.
07:44A person from the world of art.
07:46But which person?
07:47OK.
07:48Is the question.
07:49Anna had up to three words to fill in these clues.
07:52Your first clue is this.
07:55His works include, according to Anna,
07:58Shipp's dramatic, C.
08:00OK.
08:03A...
08:04What was named after him, according to Anna?
08:06Famous art prize.
08:07Oh, it is!
08:08Oh, these are good.
08:09Can I buzz?
08:11Let's look at the last one, just in case it really throws...
08:13I don't even need it.
08:14No, absolutely, I want to.
08:15Just in case we find out you painted the Mona Lisa.
08:17Yeah.
08:17Yeah.
08:18And your last clue,
08:20he's been portrayed on screen by, according to Anna,
08:23Tina's brother?
08:24Sure.
08:25Clever.
08:25Who do we think it is?
08:28It's Turner.
08:29Turner.
08:29It is exactly right.
08:31Excellent.
08:33His works include, what, the Fighting Temeraire,
08:35which is a ship, but it's a perfect clue for him.
08:38Yes, famous art prize named after him.
08:40Timothy Spall played him in the Mike Lee film, Mr Turner.
08:44Mark, before the show, Andrew filled him some clues.
08:46I'm sorry about this one, Mark.
08:48They will lead you to a museum.
08:49They won't.
08:51They might lead you to a museum.
08:53No, my clues are...
08:54Let's take a look.
08:55Which museum is this?
08:57It opened to the public in, according to Andrew,
09:00no idea, 1910.
09:04It's located in, according to Andrew,
09:07New York.
09:08Ooh.
09:11It's known for hosting an annual,
09:13according to Andrew,
09:15celebrity gala.
09:16No, I've got no idea.
09:23Absolutely no idea.
09:24We do not pass this across,
09:25but does anyone have got a guess?
09:27Mets, Mets.
09:29Is it the Metropolitan Museum of Art?
09:31It is the Met Gala there at the end.
09:34It opened to the public in 1872.
09:37Wildly off there, Andrew.
09:39Reopened in 1910.
09:40No, reopened in 1910.
09:41That would have really helped me.
09:43And the other two, absolutely right,
09:44in New York and hosts the Met Gala every year.
09:48Anna, before the show,
09:50Stevie filled in some clues.
09:51I'm sorry.
09:52I'm ready, I'm ready.
09:52Which will lead you to an art movement.
09:55An art movement, but which one, I wonder?
09:56Techniques associated with it include,
10:00according to Stevie,
10:02painting.
10:03Thank you, Stevie.
10:06It began in the, according to Stevie,
10:0916th century.
10:12Do we need the final clue?
10:14And its name means, according to Stevie,
10:18rebirth.
10:23Renaissance?
10:24Renaissance.
10:24Very good final clue, that.
10:27Very good final clue.
10:27Thank God we've got third clue,
10:29because the rest of them were terrible.
10:31Techniques associated with it include,
10:33chiaroscuro,
10:34but painting is probably a better clue.
10:36It began in the 14th century,
10:37but, I mean, 14th century, 16th century,
10:39this much later.
10:40It's much the same thing, isn't it?
10:42Yeah, it's basically the same.
10:42It's like if you say you're turning up
10:43a quarter past seven,
10:44you need to now about half seven.
10:45No one minds.
10:46Yeah, exactly.
10:47And its name means,
10:49rebirth.
10:50Perfect, well done.
10:51Andrew, before the show,
10:53Mark, fill in some clues,
10:54that will lead you to another person,
10:55a person from the world of art.
10:56But who is this?
10:59He first became active in,
11:01according to Mark,
11:02climbing walls.
11:06One of his works was famously,
11:09according to Mark,
11:10stolen.
11:11Stolen.
11:13And many of his early works are located,
11:17according to Mark,
11:17on London streets.
11:19Bristol streets.
11:24Banksy.
11:25Is it Banksy?
11:27Good clue.
11:27It is.
11:28Very well done, gents.
11:29APPLAUSE
11:30He first became active
11:33in the 90s.
11:34One of his works was famously
11:36shredded when someone had bid on it
11:38and they shredded the thing.
11:40And many of his early works are located,
11:42well, London streets,
11:43Bristol streets as well,
11:44but absolutely,
11:44that's a perfect clue.
11:46And it's the end of that round,
11:48it's our final pairs game.
11:49Aw.
11:49That's a shame, isn't it?
11:51Let's do the rest of the show
11:52as pairs, shall we?
11:53Our leaderboard after that
11:55has this shape.
11:57Mark, off the mark with one.
11:58Anna has three.
11:59Andrew has four.
12:00Stevie Martin has five points.
12:03APPLAUSE
12:03Well done, Stevie.
12:05APPLAUSE
12:05Three more rounds
12:06before we give away our trophy.
12:08Who is it going to go to?
12:10I know, Andrew, probably,
12:11but you never know.
12:12Stick around.
12:13Stranger things have happened.
12:14Our next round is...
12:17This round is in code.
12:22Fingers on buzzers, please.
12:23I'm going to show you a category.
12:27Coffee drinks.
12:27And I'm going to show you
12:28some names of coffee drinks,
12:29but written in code.
12:30So you'll see some numbers,
12:31but one will represent A,
12:33two will represent B,
12:34three will represent C,
12:35all the way down to 26,
12:36representing Z.
12:38So can you tell me
12:38what these coffee drinks are?
12:40We've written them in code.
12:42Steve-E.
12:50Latte.
12:51Latte.
12:52It is 12 over the nail.
12:55A is a one.
12:56So on.
12:57Next coffee drink.
13:04Yes, that is Anna.
13:05Cappuccino.
13:06Were you waiting for that one
13:07to come up?
13:07I just saw a big...
13:08I was like,
13:08that's got to be cappuccino.
13:09It is cappuccino.
13:11Absolutely.
13:12Next coffee drink.
13:20Yes, that's Stevie.
13:21No.
13:21Espresso.
13:22Espresso?
13:24It's yes.
13:25You left just enough of a gap there
13:27between the no and the espresso
13:28for me to give you that.
13:29It is espresso.
13:30Your next category
13:31is card games.
13:33Which card games are these?
13:34Yes, Andrew.
13:41Bridge.
13:44Correct.
13:44It is bridge.
13:46Next one.
13:54Yes, Mark.
13:55Poker.
13:55Very nice.
13:58Good buzzing in
13:58from everyone here.
14:00Final card game.
14:10Yes, Anna.
14:11Oh, no.
14:11It's not going to be it.
14:12I was going to say snap.
14:14It is snap.
14:16Well done.
14:19Your next category.
14:20We're sharing the points out
14:21in this round.
14:22Madonna singles.
14:23Which Madonna singles
14:24are these?
14:32Yes, Andrew.
14:33No, sorry.
14:35Anybody?
14:39Anna.
14:40Oh, sorry.
14:40I don't know.
14:41No, this is going well.
14:43It's going to be everyone
14:44buzzing in and then apologising.
14:46I mean, we can literally
14:47take our time
14:47and spell it out
14:48if we want.
14:50It's got the same last
14:51two letters on each one.
14:52I still don't know.
14:55Just...
14:56No.
14:56No.
14:57True Blue,
14:58I was looking for.
14:59Oh, I don't know that.
15:00True Blue.
15:01Next Madonna single.
15:08Anna.
15:09Like a virgin.
15:10Like a virgin?
15:11It's incorrect,
15:12I'm afraid.
15:12Yes, Stevie.
15:13Like a prayer.
15:14Like a prayer.
15:15Oh!
15:15You did all the hard work there, Anna.
15:18I'm set for mine.
15:19Like a prayer.
15:20Unlucky.
15:22And final question
15:22in this round.
15:29Yes, that's Andrew.
15:30Like a virgin.
15:31It is right.
15:32Absolutely.
15:33Oh, that seems harsh, Anna,
15:35doesn't it?
15:35I didn't even buzz
15:36like she's going to do it.
15:37That is the end
15:39of that round.
15:39Let's take a look
15:40at what it's done
15:40to our leaderboard
15:41with just two rounds
15:42to go.
15:44Everyone scoring
15:45in that round.
15:46Mark, you have two.
15:47Anna, you've got five.
15:49Andrew's got six.
15:50Stevie, two-point lead.
15:51Eight points.
15:52Don't get excited.
15:54Two rounds to go.
15:55Don't get excited.
15:56Could happen.
15:57No, it couldn't.
15:58Could.
15:58Fine, thank you.
15:59Thank you, Richard.
15:59Probable, some might say.
16:00Wow.
16:00Likely.
16:01Mm.
16:02OK.
16:03Our next round is...
16:08Previously on House of Games,
16:09this round is always
16:10absolute chaos.
16:12In this round,
16:13you have to give
16:13the previous answer.
16:15OK?
16:16Give the answer
16:16to the previous question.
16:17So you will have to start off
16:18giving the last answer
16:19on the last round, OK?
16:20If you remember that
16:21when we were filling
16:22in the Madonna singles.
16:23So always give an answer
16:25to the previous question.
16:26So you have to listen out
16:27to the previous question.
16:28Stevie, I'll start with you.
16:29Three questions each.
16:30Stevie.
16:32Which song by Outkast
16:34was a UK top ten hit
16:35in 2003?
16:38Like a Virgin.
16:40Correct.
16:41That was the answer
16:41to the previous question.
16:43Your next question.
16:47What is Archimedes
16:48said to have exclaimed
16:49when he discovered
16:50his hydrostatic principle
16:51supposedly while in the bath?
16:55Are you doing it
16:56to me again?
16:56Yeah.
16:57Hey, yeah.
16:58Hey, yeah is
16:59the correct answer.
17:00Well done.
17:01This is to you again.
17:02Your final question.
17:05New York City
17:06is known by the nicknames
17:07The City That Never Sleeps
17:08and The Big What?
17:12Eureka.
17:13Correct.
17:14Well done.
17:14We move on to Anna.
17:16So don't forget
17:17you need to answer
17:17that question.
17:19Anna.
17:20At the Olympics
17:21athletes competing
17:22in the long jump
17:22and triple jump
17:23land on what surface?
17:26Big Eureka.
17:27There's not them afraid.
17:31Nobody.
17:33The answer is
17:34Apple.
17:35Oh, yes.
17:38Oh, I see.
17:39Anna.
17:41The traditional board game
17:43in which players
17:43are forced backwards
17:44if a token lands
17:45on a serpent
17:46is called
17:46Snakes and What?
17:47Ladders.
17:52I don't know
17:52what I'm doing, do I?
17:53No, we were looking
17:54for the answer
17:54to the previous question.
17:55I don't really know
17:56what's going on.
17:56Anyone want to?
17:57No, no one ever does
17:58in this round.
17:58Andrew.
17:59It's horrible.
17:59Sand.
17:59Sand is the answer
18:00we were looking for.
18:01Here's your next question,
18:05Anna.
18:14Ladders.
18:15Correct.
18:15Mark, here's
18:17your first question
18:17and the answer
18:18will be the answer
18:19to that one.
18:30Alcohol.
18:30Correct.
18:31Mark, here's
18:33your next question.
18:45Reservoir.
18:46Correct.
18:48And your final
18:49question, Mark.
18:59Is it Macbeth?
19:00It is Macbeth.
19:02Absolutely.
19:03Andrew, your first question.
19:14Truss.
19:14Less truss.
19:15Correct.
19:15Next one.
19:18What is the maximum score
19:22in darts achieved
19:22by throwing three
19:23treble twenties?
19:26Big bird.
19:27Correct.
19:28And the final question
19:28in the round.
19:29round of applause.
19:30How much is that doggy in the window?
19:35180.
19:36Correct answer.
19:37Well done, everybody.
19:38That round usually goes much worse than that.
19:41Very well played, everyone.
19:43Nicely done.
19:43Here we go.
19:44One round to go
19:45and our leaderboard looks like this.
19:46Mark Ramprakash, you've got five points.
19:48Anna, you've got six.
19:50Andrew's got ten.
19:51Stevie Martin stood out in the lead with 11.
19:53One point lead.
19:56How about that?
19:58I mean, Andrew, you know that bit where they know who's won?
20:01Really?
20:02I've been in so many events where there's a huge lead
20:05and you try and lie to the audience
20:07that there's still some interest.
20:08You know there's absolutely no chance of it.
20:10Oh, absolutely.
20:12The jeopardy thing.
20:12But sometimes it does happen.
20:14Sometimes you must be caught out where you go,
20:15and here we go.
20:16What a moment for the young man from Covered.
20:19Oh, he's been overtaken.
20:20If I were commentating on me,
20:24I'd say this man going well so far.
20:27I said a great season,
20:28but this is where he can be fragile
20:31in the final moments here.
20:32But as a commentator, you wouldn't
20:34because everyone at home would go,
20:35no, this is the round where he's won every single day.
20:37Yeah, there's only so many lies.
20:38As a commentator, you'd be going,
20:39this boy from Truth who dreamt as a child
20:43on the streets skimming pebbles,
20:45one day the trophy might be his.
20:48He knows.
20:49He's just one round away,
20:50and that round, that round is Answer Smash,
20:53and he is the king of Answer Smash.
20:55We are about to crown the man himself, Andrew Cotter.
20:58What a moment.
21:00What a day.
21:01What a man.
21:01That's what you'd be saying, my friend,
21:03except in a better accent than mine.
21:04Luggage.
21:05Luggage and silverware.
21:07LAUGHTER
21:08That's what he wants.
21:09That's what he wanted.
21:10Shall we get on and see if Andrew wins?
21:12Let's watch Andrew.
21:13You could still win the day, though.
21:14I think I've won the hearts of the nation.
21:15You can win the luggage.
21:16You've won the hearts of the nation.
21:17Yeah.
21:18That's the key thing, and that's what Andrew
21:19would be saying in commentary too.
21:20He'd go, and there's plucky Stevie Martin...
21:22Saying she won the hearts of the nation herself.
21:24Yes.
21:25The nation will be the judge of that.
21:27LAUGHTER
21:28Let's get on, shall we?
21:29Play our final round on our final show of the week.
21:32It is, of course...
21:36Answer Smash.
21:37Very best of luck, everybody.
21:38Fingers on buzzers for one final time.
21:40Point for a correct answer, point off for an incorrect answer.
21:42What a great week of quizzing we've had.
21:44It all ends here.
21:46Your first category is...
21:52Those will be the pictures.
21:56In 1972, Bob Harris began hosting the BBC rock music series
22:00titled The Old Grey what?
22:06That is Andrew.
22:07Whistle Test Tube.
22:08Whistle Test Tube?
22:11Absolutely right.
22:12Whistle Test, Test Cube, Whistle Test Cube.
22:14Next one.
22:24Yes, Stevie.
22:25Kristen Bell Jar.
22:26Kristen Bell Jar?
22:27It is Kristen Bell and Bell Jar.
22:30Kristen Bell Jar.
22:31Next clue, next glass item.
22:43Yes, Andrew.
22:44South Afri...
22:46Sorry, I think you buzzed in before knowing the answer,
22:49so I'm going to time you out.
22:50You're a thyroid.
22:51Anna.
22:52South Africa raff.
22:53South Africa raff.
22:55It is a South Africa raff.
22:57Well done, South Africa raff, South Africa raff.
23:00Easy for you to say.
23:01Your next category is...
23:06Stars of Musicals.
23:07Those will be the pictures, there will be clues above.
23:11Simon Le Bon is the lead singer of which band?
23:13The band whose hits include Rio and a view to a kill.
23:19And...
23:20Nobody?
23:21I don't know.
23:21I've forgotten the name.
23:23Let's take a look.
23:24Oh.
23:25We are looking for Duran Duranakendrik.
23:27Duran Duranakendrik.
23:28Duran Duran, Anna Kendrik.
23:31I shouldn't be just, like, on Friday, we've got the rules of this.
23:34Yeah.
23:35We know what's going on.
23:37Next one.
23:38Which two-word term for the highest grade of olive oil
23:41is abbreviated to EV?
23:43Yes, Andrew?
23:44Extra Virgingrid Bergman.
23:46It's incorrect, I'm afraid.
23:47I'm bowing out on this now.
23:49Which two-word term for the highest grade of olive oil
23:52is abbreviated to EV?
23:54Nobody?
23:56I don't know that woman.
23:58Let's take a look.
23:59Extra Virginja Rogers.
24:00Ginger Rogers, is it?
24:02Oh, gosh.
24:03I didn't know what Ginger Rogers is.
24:05Yeah?
24:06I didn't know what Ginger Rogers is.
24:07Oh, gosh.
24:08I didn't know what Ginger Rogers is.
24:10Oh, gosh.
24:11I didn't know what Ginger Rogers is.
24:13I didn't know what Ginger Rogers looked like.
24:14No.
24:15There you go.
24:16She's busy looking at her feet.
24:17True.
24:18I thought it might be Virginia someone.
24:19Ginger Rogers took me out, completely by surprise.
24:21That's the title of my autobiography.
24:23LAUGHTER
24:26Another clue, another star of musicals.
24:30Which 1998 Steven Spielberg film set in France
24:33during World War II stars Tom Hanks as Captain Miller?
24:40That is Andrew.
24:41Saving Private Ryan Gosling.
24:44Saving Private Ryan Gosling.
24:45Absolutely right.
24:46Very well done.
24:47I know for a fact that that would be a private joke
24:49amongst the question writers thinking,
24:50I bet we can get someone to say Ryan Reynolds.
24:52Yeah.
24:53Absolutely.
24:54Absolutely certain.
24:55Are we done for the week?
24:56We are done for the week.
24:59Interesting.
25:00Very, very interesting.
25:02I mean, he certainly slipped on the ice.
25:04Yeah.
25:05I did.
25:06Has he fallen entirely is the big question.
25:08I don't know.
25:09If you were commentating now, and you'd be, again,
25:11you'd know the score, but you'd be going,
25:13the judges, they're tossing up their scores,
25:15we are, there's a tense, nervous weight here.
25:17No, I'd be leaving it to the expert alongside me
25:19to really lay into me for diving in on a couple of things,
25:22saying that's schoolboy error.
25:23Now, we have two matters of business.
25:26Who has won today and who has won the week?
25:28Okay?
25:29Andrew has won three times already.
25:30It is double points Friday.
25:31Stevie won on Tuesday.
25:33Who has won Friday's House of Games?
25:38Stevie Martin has won it.
25:40Well done, Stevie.
25:41Oh, my God!
25:42Yeah.
25:43I thought I'd get a present.
25:45We normally call them prizes, but let's...
25:47No, but I want you to buy me a present.
25:49I like a present.
25:50Now, Stevie, I have a present for you.
25:52Thank you!
25:53But you get to choose your present.
25:55I haven't wrapped any of them.
25:56I'm so sorry.
25:57I'll put it in the suitcase.
25:58I...
25:59Like, now I'm here.
26:00Yes.
26:01Now it's, like, real to me.
26:02Yes.
26:03I'm going to have to take the suitcase.
26:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
26:06I'm going to have to take the suitcase.
26:07It's a proper bit of kit, isn't it?
26:09I can't walk around with that.
26:10I can, and I will.
26:11Of course you can.
26:12I will.
26:13Proudly.
26:14I'll put my welcome mat in it.
26:15Oh, it's a lovely idea.
26:16Because you were going to go for the hip flask.
26:17I was.
26:18Yeah, that's much more impressive.
26:19I've got loads of them.
26:20You are what they call a collector, aren't you?
26:23I know.
26:24Stevie Martin wins the House of Games wheelie luggage.
26:27Well done, Stevie.
26:28Has she won the trophy, though?
26:30Or has the bonnie boy from the banks of the Tay...
26:33It's not on the Tay, is it?
26:34No, it's not.
26:35What's it on the banks of?
26:36House of Clyde.
26:37Has he done it?
26:38Will they be dancing on the streets of Troon tonight?
26:41Always.
26:42And the champion.
26:43And this week's House of Games...
26:44Is Andrew Cotter.
26:47Well played, Andrew.
26:48Close in the end, right?
26:52Oh, exactly.
26:53As a commentator, you'd have been happier with that ending.
26:55All you want is drama.
26:57Close matches, close...
26:59All you want is drama.
27:00How do you feel, Andrew, for your weekly win?
27:02Emotionally drained.
27:03It takes a lot out of you.
27:04Yes.
27:05But this is what all the trainings...
27:07When I was a young boy growing up in Troon, I used to look out to the perfect Clyde and think,
27:11one of these days I'm going to win a sort of silver-plated trophy, a plastic trophy.
27:17You know what? Not even that.
27:18Not even that.
27:19On a very, very successful game tour.
27:21You know what?
27:22It's actually not a bad trophy.
27:23When you feel it, you'll get the heft of it.
27:24Oh, quality.
27:25And you'll go, OK, I'll take that.
27:27And here we are.
27:28I'd like to thank my family, who've been there all the way for me.
27:31My dogs, who've supported me most of all.
27:33Your trainer.
27:34Mark Ramprakash.
27:35It's been by your side.
27:36It's amazing all week.
27:37You don't see it on TV.
27:38Ramps is in his ear the whole time.
27:40Just say this, say this, say this.
27:42It's fascinating to see.
27:43In some ways, it's more your win than Andrew's, Mark.
27:46I feel part of it.
27:47Yeah, exactly.
27:48Listen, you should do.
27:49Team sport.
27:50You should do.
27:51Stevie, congratulations, two wins.
27:52Anna and Mark, it's been an absolute pleasure having you here all week.
27:55Andrew Cotter, our champion.
27:57Congratulations, Andrew.
27:58Nicely done.
27:59Thank you so much.
28:00It's been lovely spending all week with you.
28:01It's been lovely spending all week with you as well.
28:03See you next week on the House of Games.
28:05APPLAUSE
28:06There he is.
28:07You know, you said I would feel the heft.
28:08Yeah.
28:09There's zero heft.
28:10There he is.
28:11There he is.
28:12There he is.
28:13You know, you said I would feel the heft.
28:14Yeah.
28:15There's zero heft.
28:16Yeah.
28:17But you know what?
28:18We're done now.
28:19Well done.
28:20Yes.
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28:22Yes.
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28:32There he is.
28:35You know, you said I would feel the heft.
28:37Yeah.
28:37There's zero heft.
28:40Yeah, but you know what?
28:41We're done now.
28:42Well done.
28:43Yes.
28:43APPLAUSE
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