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00:00Ahhhh
00:04Bun
00:05Bun
00:06Bun, look at me
00:09Don't wake you, dear
00:10No
00:12Look at me
00:16It feels different
00:19Yeah
00:20Yeah, like
00:21Yeah
00:22Like it's bigger than us now
00:23Yeah
00:24Like it's cosmic
00:27Bun
00:28It feels divine
00:34I love it
00:36I love having a baby
00:40I'm gonna
00:42I fucking love you, bunny
00:51Yeah
00:56Dad
00:58What are we gonna do now?
01:10We're gonna get out there and shake that money tree
01:13That's what we're gonna do
01:18Come on Junior
01:19Oh, last thing
01:22And don't stop me if you've heard this one before
01:24Alright Bun
01:25Alright Ray
01:26What's green and smells of bacon?
01:27That's the end
01:29Kermit's finger
01:33Are you okay? I'll see you later
01:34I'll see you later
01:37Yeah
01:40How you doing my friend?
01:42Tip fucking top
01:44Always
01:46So what are you doing here?
01:47What do you think?
01:49I'm ready to go so I need the list
01:51Listen Bun
01:53When I lost my Hilda
01:55It took a while
01:56I'm fine
01:57Why don't you just take some time?
01:58There is no time
01:59There is no time
02:00I need to get out there
02:01Get warmed up
02:02What for?
02:03One week
02:04To the big one
02:07What the Expo?
02:09There'll be others Bun
02:10Nah
02:14There won't
02:15It's an annual event Bun
02:16It happens every year
02:18Oh
02:21Oh Christ
02:22What happened last night?
02:23You brought shame to the house of eternity enterprises
02:26Yeah I also pissed myself
02:28You alright Bun?
02:30Alright Beedle
02:31We're going down to Bedford for a little drinky booze
02:33I'll come
02:38We've got to hit the road
02:40No school today
02:41You're shaking the money tree
02:42Getting ready for the big one
02:44Right Dad?
02:45Right
02:46Now Geoffrey
02:47If you'd be so very kind
02:48Give me the fucking list
02:49Okay Bunny
02:50You're the boss
02:52No Geoffrey
02:53You're the boss
02:54I just happen to be the only guy in this two bit operation
02:56Who has the faintest fucking idea
02:57How to sell anything
03:02He's not wrong
03:09My gift to you
03:12She lives in New Haven
03:14Ouch
03:15You will find her
03:17The most accommodating customer
03:22You think I've lost it Pooh?
03:25No
03:26Of course not
03:27Of course not mate
03:28I just thought it might help with the grieving process
03:29If I ever need your freebies Poodle
03:31I'll ask for them
03:32At which point you can shoot me in the head
03:34Love you
03:40Love you
03:42Love you too
03:43Now fuck off
03:44What now?
03:54We're gonna release some boobs of their cabbage
03:57What?
03:59We're gonna sell some stuff
04:00What?
04:01What?
04:02What?
04:03What does shaking the money tree actually mean?
04:06That?
04:07What does shaking the money tree actually mean?
04:21It's like this
04:23If you walk up to an oak tree
04:25One of those big solid bastards with roots that grow deep in the soil
04:29You walk up to a tree like that and give it a shake
04:31What happens?
04:32I don't know
04:34Nothing bloody happens does it?
04:37You could stand there shaking it all day long
04:38All that's gonna happen is your arms will get tired, right?
04:41Right?
04:44Yeah
04:45Of course
04:47But if you walk up to a skinny, dry, fucked up little tree
04:50With a withered trunk and a few leaves clinging on for dear life
04:53And you put your hands around it and shake the shit out of it
04:56As we say in the trade
04:57Then those bloody leaves are gonna come flying off, right?
05:00So
05:01The oak tree's the rich bastard
05:02And the skinny tree's the poor soul who hasn't got any money
05:04Are you with me?
05:05Now
05:06That all sounds easier than it is bunny boy
05:07Do you wanna know why?
05:10Okay dad
05:11Because every fucking bastard and his dog
05:12Has got hold of the little tree
05:13And is shaking it for all it's worth
05:15The government
05:16The bloody landlord
05:17The lottery they don't have a chance in hell of winning
05:18All the useless shit they see on TV
05:21The fruit machines
05:22The bookies
05:23Every bastard and his three legged one eyed
05:24Tox ridden dog
05:26Is shaking this little tree for all it's worth
05:28So
05:29You've got to set yourself apart
05:34You've got to have something they think they need
05:37Above all else
05:39What's that?
05:41Hope
05:43The dream
05:45You've got to sell them the dream
05:47Me
05:48Right
05:49Not you
05:50You're the navigator
06:03You're in charge of the map
06:05Making sure we're headed in the right direction
06:07Very important job, you up for it
06:08Yeah
06:10So what do I do now?
06:11You wait in the car
06:15Okay
06:17Alright boys
06:18What I thought
06:20You know it's back number nine boys
06:23Are you gonna need you?
06:24Now, let's see what we have here
06:25Amanda, I've got you down for the Moroccan rose bath oil
06:28Renutri of lifting cream
06:29Plus you wanted the dermo expertise eye solace
06:32And bottle of scotch in a good night's sleep
06:36Yeah, right
06:37We're my kids
06:38You know what I mean?
06:39Now Zoe
06:40I'm very disappointed in you
06:42Zoe's disappointed
06:44You've ordered the geranium and orange bath oil
06:46And the eye solace
06:47But, and it pains me to say this
06:50You've not ordered the lifting cream
06:52Oh, you absolute fiend
06:55Am I in trouble, Mr. Munro?
06:58100% plant oil
06:59Natural fragrance
07:00Liquid heaven
07:02Barry White's in a bottle
07:04It's a big bottle, isn't it?
07:06Oh, no, no
07:08You know what baffles me
07:09Is why a woman as fine as yourself
07:10Fears it justifiable
07:11To deny her body the very thing
07:14It aches for
07:16I'm very very disappointed in you
07:19buy the bloody cream all right i'll take it marvelous now georgia
07:26i've got you down for the bath or the hair mask the pro-collegiate night cream and
07:34anything else
07:37anything um i know a fucking good scene too
07:47now ladies i am shocked and quite frankly appalled i'm a bona fide professional but then again
07:56they do say that a satisfied customer is a loyal customer so we can't leave you unsatisfied
08:03come and watch telly go out you go go on come on yours uh yeah precious
08:25um do you have any kids mr monroe or yeah i do a boy how old is he
08:43seven ten maybe
08:48i'm afraid ladies that time has crept up on me
08:57oh come on it still hurts
09:04yeah
09:08yeah
09:11yeah
09:14yeah
09:21I don't know.
09:51It's time to get the hell out of this town.
10:10It's turned.
10:13It's gone sour.
10:15Me too.
10:18Yeah, why the fuck not?
10:21Okay.
10:23Great.
10:25Where are we going to go?
10:27Where do you want to go?
10:30Mummy always said she liked to live in the countryside one day, on a farm.
10:35I think I'd like that too.
10:36Okie dokie, farm it is.
10:38Yeah.
10:39Cool.
10:40Can we have animals?
10:42It'd be a pretty crap farm with no animals, wouldn't it?
10:44Yeah.
10:45Pretty crap, all right.
10:48Can we have chickens?
10:49Of course we can.
10:50And cows?
10:51Blocks of them.
10:53Herds.
10:54Them too.
10:55And a great big horny bull.
10:57And an alligator.
11:00But...
11:01Fuck it, two big bastard alligators.
11:03But we don't get alligators on a farm.
11:06Well, you do on our farm, mate.
11:09Eh?
11:12Okay.
11:13Right, come on then, navigator.
11:14Now.
11:14Oh yeah, look at that.
11:32Look at that.
11:33You all right, mate?
11:35He's only having a go, you kiddo.
11:37Headlong!
11:38Hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it, hold it.
11:40That's good, that's good.
11:42Headlong!
11:44Bingo!
11:45Right, come on then, navigator.
11:46Your chance of shine.
11:48Where are we going?
11:50Headlong!
11:51I'm not wrong!
11:52You get into the headlong!
11:53Erm...
11:54Charlotte, Parnavar, Shoreham.
11:57Have you been there before?
11:58Nope, but I know we're going to have some fun.
12:02Are we?
12:06Yeah.
12:09Shoreham's...
12:10Shoreham, it's right there.
12:14Ow.
12:17What is wrong with you?
12:18I told you, it's my eyes.
12:22A new cream.
12:25Mummy used to get it from a chemist, but...
12:28All right.
12:36Here's what we'll do.
12:37I'll drop you at a chemist, and while I go and take care of the lovely Charlotte Parnavar,
12:41you can get your cream, all right?
12:43On my own?
12:45Yeah.
12:45I'll be quick.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Oh, yeah.
12:50Suburban girls.
12:51They're all the same.
12:53Trapped in their immaculate little identikit houses.
12:56They contact the office asking for a free demonstration of this cream, that barm.
13:00Whatever.
13:00Not what they really want.
13:01Not what they're secretly playing for.
13:04What's that?
13:05A real man to smash through their doors and tear their fucking lights apart for half an hour.
13:10And that's you, right, Dad?
13:11That's absolutely right, Bunny, my boy.
13:13There's a chemist down on the high street.
13:26You go and get your cream.
13:28Okay.
13:28Listen, I won't be long.
13:34So, you go and get your cream, then come back and wait for me here on those steps.
13:40Good.
13:47Don't talk to strangers!
13:48Don't talk to strangers!
14:18Rita Carlo.
14:23Beautiful.
14:25Isn't she?
14:29Are you okay?
14:33Yeah.
14:34Just not quite feeling myself today.
14:37Anyway, let's get back to business, shall we?
14:39This replenishing cream is just heaven for the tootsies, miss.
14:43May I call you Charlotte?
14:45Sure.
14:46Or you can call me Bunny.
14:47Bunny.
14:49Bunny.
14:56You are joking, right?
15:00Oh, I'm deadly serious.
15:03And you know what they say about bunnies.
15:05What do they say?
15:06Well, you know, that they...
15:10I don't know what they say.
15:17Does this routine actually work on the ladies, Bunny?
15:24Yeah.
15:27Did you just wink at me?
15:29Maybe.
15:31Oh, you are beyond belief.
15:32So they tell me. Now, this rub will make you feel...
15:36Where did you crawl from, Bunny?
15:38The tarpits.
15:39Like the princess you've always deserved to be.
15:41You're a dodo.
15:42You should have a sign hanging around your neck saying extinct.
15:45I don't know what you think is going on here, but...
15:49I'm just trying to do my job.
15:51Okay?
15:52Trying to make a living.
15:53Trying to provide for my son.
15:54Your son?
15:56You've got a son?
15:57Yeah.
15:58Where is he?
16:00He...
16:02He's waiting for me.
16:05Lucky boy.
16:06I'm sorry, Mr. Munro.
16:16I've gone too far.
16:20I think I've wounded you.
16:21No.
16:23You haven't.
16:25It's alright.
16:27I just need to use your bathroom.
16:29What?
16:30I've been on the road all day.
16:33I need to go so much I can taste it.
16:37Oh, you're a class act.
16:39It's down the hall.
16:40It's down the hall.
16:41I've been on the road.
16:42It's down the hall.
16:43There's room, I'm in there.
16:44Where are you?
16:45I'm in.
16:47I love you that one out of here.
16:48Oh.
16:49Oh.
16:50Stupid one.
16:51All right, let's go.
16:52You're crazy.
16:53I love you.
16:58I love you.
16:59Look at all.
17:00You're crazy.
17:02After all, I'm out.
17:04Yeah, whatever.
17:08Stupid one.
17:10Yeah, you can't get it.
17:15And on your fucking magazine.
17:21Go on.
17:25What a piss.
17:33There's your toothpaste. Naughty, naughty.
17:45Can I help?
17:47Yes, please.
17:49I need some eye cream.
17:51Corum...
17:53Corum...
17:54Corum Penicle?
17:55Yes.
18:03That's £3.98 then, please.
18:14Can I stay in here for a little bit?
18:16Okay.
18:25You okay?
18:27I think so.
18:29My mum usually does it.
18:31Right, and where's your mum?
18:36She's dead.
18:40I'm sorry.
18:42It's okay.
18:44She must have wanted to die.
18:46That's why it's not so sad.
18:50So...
18:52Who's looking after you?
18:54My dad.
18:56We're on the road.
18:58Shaking the money tree.
19:00That means selling.
19:02And...
19:03And where is he now, your dad?
19:07I don't know.
19:30I don't know.
19:57Right, do you wanna buy any of this shit or not?
20:00I detect a note of hostility?
20:03Yeah, well, us dodos get like that sometimes. What are you going to do about it?
20:07I'm going to ask you to get the fuck out of my house.
20:10I'm leaving. But just so you know, I just pissed all over your bathroom.
20:15What?
20:16All over the walls, the carpet, your woman's magazine.
20:18You what?
20:19With your fucking toothbrush.
20:21What?
20:22What?
20:23What?
20:24You just...
20:29And you can take this and shove your ass.
20:36Fuck!
20:51If I give it to anyone, I can pick this away around I can try my little brains.
20:56I can...
20:58Try my little brains.
21:11Look at those hot, smack!
21:13Huh?
21:15That you want?
21:17Let me see, you're in here, come on!
21:20Yeah, that's it.
21:21Oh, wait!
21:22Wait!
21:23Wait!
21:24Wait!
21:25You should walk.
21:26Come on.
21:27Let's go.
21:28Let's go.
21:29I'll smash you.
21:50I almost forgot your face.
22:02Sweetheart, I think you ought to go to your nuns.
22:15Yeah?
22:17She doesn't want me.
22:20She doesn't want to help your dad.
22:23If you asked her.
22:26But me and dad are going to get a farm.
22:29Oh, yeah.
22:31With the crocodiles.
22:38I just think maybe your dad's not brilliant at looking after anyone who isn't your dad.
22:47I guess he's not much good at that, either.
22:55Junior!
22:56Well, he didn't hang himself from the curtains, did he?
23:00You all right?
23:14Question.
23:15Who's the coolest fucking dad in the world?
23:19Whoa.
23:20It's amazing.
23:21Wait till we get up to the room, bunny boy.
23:22You're going to love it.
23:23I'm going to show you the weirdest thing in the world.
23:25What?
23:26I'm talking completely wacko jacko.
23:27What?
23:28No, I mean seriously, like off the planet, Janet.
23:29What?
23:30What?
23:31The tiniest fucking soaps you've ever seen in your entire life.
23:33Can I help you?
23:34Certainly you can.
23:35Nicest room you've got.
23:36Where did you get that?
23:37Where did I get that?
23:38Where did I get it?
23:39I don't know.
23:40It's amazing.
23:41It's amazing.
23:42Wait till we get up to the room, bunny boy.
23:43You're going to love it.
23:44I'm going to show you the weirdest thing in the world.
23:45What?
23:46I mean seriously, like off the planet, Janet.
23:47What?
23:48The tiniest fucking soaps you've ever seen in your entire life.
23:56Can I help you?
23:57Certainly you can.
24:00Nicest room you've got.
24:01Where did you get that?
24:03Where did I get it?
24:05Bunny boy, you are aware you're talking to the primo, creme de la creme, number one salesman
24:09in the hole of Brighton, right?
24:11Yeah.
24:12Of course.
24:13I could sell a bicycle to a barracuda.
24:15I'm telling you, I...
24:16Mate, I could sell the whole bloody bike shed.
24:18Hey, boy.
24:19Come on, you bald prick.
24:20Give me some good news.
24:21We've had a complaint.
24:22A woman called and said she had some money missing.
24:25Now, obviously, I told her that we at Eternity Enterprises are not in a habit of employing thieves.
24:33But, uh, we've had a complaint.
24:35A woman called and said she had some money missing.
24:38Now, obviously, I told her that we at Eternity Enterprises are not in a habit of employing thieves.
24:44But she's threatening to ring the police bun.
24:47Um, also, um, your dad's carer call.
24:50You're right about the soaps, dad.
24:53They're so tiny.
24:55Can you teach me how to be a salesman like you?
24:56I'm not a very good navigator.
24:57And I don't like being left on my own.
24:58I don't like being left on my own.
24:59I don't like being left on my own.
25:00I don't like being left on my own.
25:05Yeah?
25:06Okay.
25:07Really?
25:08I don't like being left on my own.
25:09I don't like being left on my own.
25:10I don't like being left on my own.
25:12Can you teach me how to be a salesman like you?
25:17I'm not a very good navigator.
25:20And I don't like being left on my own.
25:26I don't like being left on my own.
25:27I don't like being left on my own.
25:28I don't like being left on my own.
25:29I don't like being left on my own.
25:30Yeah?
25:34Okay.
25:35Really?
25:36Teach you everything I know.
25:41What are you doing?
25:43Checking the monetary.
25:45Giving the flipping money!
25:47Hey.
26:13Uh, Guam, into bed.
26:17Uh, Guam, into bed.
26:47Look at me, Bonnie.
27:07Look at me.
27:08That's all you had to do, bud.
27:30Come on.
27:32Stop looking everywhere else.
27:36We have it all.
27:40I want to do.
27:42So why didn't you take it, you type?
27:50I don't know.
27:52Yes, you do.
27:56Yes, you do.
28:00I don't know.
28:02I can't do it.
28:04I can't.
28:06No.
28:08No.
28:10No, no, no.
28:12No, no.
28:14I don't know.
28:44I don't know.
29:14I don't know.
29:44I don't know.
30:14I don't know.
30:44You were a most accommodating customer.
30:47Oh, did he now?
30:50Most obliging, he said.
30:53Generous, even.
30:54Tell me more about the cream.
31:03Well, Pamela, this rich, hydrating, age-targeting lotion.
31:16Are you all right?
31:27Are you all right?
31:32It's been a hard day.
31:34Do you like pussy, Barney?
31:43I love it.
31:45How much do you love it?
31:48I love it beyond all things.
31:49I love it more than life itself.
31:55Do you love my pussy?
31:57Yeah.
32:00I do.
32:02I love it beyond all reason.
32:04I mean, I love it when the cows come home.
32:12Come and get it.
32:13What's your name?
32:20What's your name?
32:21Penny charade.
32:22What's yours?
32:24Bunny.
32:25Bunny?
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