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00:30I don't know.
01:00Oh, fuck.
01:20Oh, fuck.
01:30Fuck!
02:00AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
02:30Good timing. Move that washing out of the way and sit down.
02:42What?
02:44Did you come back yet?
02:46The pub's not open yet. I'll call it when it is.
02:50Okay.
02:52Sit down.
02:54I think we should go to the pub.
02:58Fine.
03:02After breakfast.
03:04But he's probably waiting outside for me.
03:06After breakfast.
03:08I'm not hungry.
03:10Alright. So go then.
03:14I don't know the way.
03:16No. So you'll have to wait, won't you?
03:18I'll sit down and eat.
03:20Jesus.
03:22I'm not going to have dramas of my own.
03:28What's wrong with your eyes?
03:32Nothing.
03:34What's wrong with your eyes?
03:36Nothing.
03:38I'll see you in the next one.
03:40Run.
03:42Yeah.
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46Oh.
03:47Oh.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:50Oh.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh.
03:56Oh.
03:57Oh.
03:58Oh.
03:59Oh.
04:00Oh.
04:01Where have all the good Samaritans gone, eh?
04:12Where the fuck is it?
04:14It should be.
04:15It is, I know.
04:17I have a fucking big envelope full of cash right here.
04:22No.
04:28It's gone.
04:29So we just pushed it all this way for nothing.
04:31What, should we push it back?
04:36Fuck.
04:39Let's go.
04:40Get into one.
04:54That's five.
04:55Have a nice day?
04:56Yeah.
04:57It's getting a bit grey now though.
04:58They say it's a day.
04:59Looks like the storm's coming.
05:00Stay safe out of the dark.
05:01They say that all the killer's moving south.
05:02I've heard, yeah, it's scary, isn't it?
05:03It is.
05:04Bye now.
05:05Come on, mate.
05:06So...
05:07So...
05:08I've got money.
05:09I've got money.
05:10That's good.
05:11Yeah.
05:12Yeah.
05:13Thing is...
05:14I've had a bit of a mad night.
05:15You know how it goes.
05:16And, er...
05:17Well...
05:18I've managed to leave it in the pub.
05:19Nightmare.
05:20Yeah.
05:21I've had a bit of a mad night.
05:22You know how it goes.
05:23And, er...
05:24Well, I've managed to leave it in the pub.
05:25Nightmare.
05:26I don't know the half of it.
05:27So...
05:28Anyway, I've got some more time.
05:29I've had some...
05:30You know how it goes.
05:32And, er...
05:33Well, I've managed to leave it in the pub.
05:47Nightmare.
05:48I don't know the half of it.
05:50So, anyway, on my way back to get here.
05:54Only...
05:55Well, so here's the thing. I'm going to need you to let me off for now.
06:00Then I'll head to the pub and pick it up and drop it back in as soon as I've got it.
06:03No can do, I'm afraid. No money, no petrol.
06:06It'll take me about half an hour, mate.
06:07No money? Yeah, no petrol. I get it.
06:10The thing is, I really, really need to get back to that pub like yesterday.
06:14No money, no petrol.
06:15Yeah, just shut up! Listen to me, you fucking jobs-worth cunt!
06:19Listen, John, mate, I'm having a bit of a time with it.
06:25I've had some carpet munch, I'll break my nose.
06:27Something really bad's happened to my best mate.
06:29I keep seeing ghosts everywhere I fucking look and I've got a strong feeling
06:32that everything's going to finally come apart unless I look after my boy,
06:35who I've left in the pub, so please, pretty fucking please,
06:39can you just do me this one tiny little favour?
06:46You're not going to help me, are you?
06:48No money, no petrol.
06:49Do you know, you've got a real habit of repeating yourself, John, my man.
06:52Which I imagine, coupled with the name tag and the little company shirt,
06:56makes you a real fucking turn-off, huh?
06:58A major league pussy repellent.
07:00I'll get your money.
07:02Take me ten minutes.
07:04You watch.
07:05Fuck you.
07:06You've seen the game, you fucking fuck.
07:09Fuck it.
07:10Fuck it.
07:11That boy sounds like a whole party.
07:13Fuck it.
07:14Fuck it.
07:15Fuck it.
07:16What school do you go to?
07:17I don't go to school.
07:18Everybody goes to school.
07:19I don't.
07:20I don't.
07:21Me and my dad are on the road.
07:22He's teaching me the right thing.
07:23I don't.
07:24I don't.
07:25I don't.
07:26I don't.
07:27Me and my dad are on the road.
07:28He's teaching me the ropes.
07:29Yeah?
07:30Yeah.
07:31Lucky.
07:32Gary!
07:33Gary!
07:34Gary!
07:35What school do you go to?
07:36I don't go to school.
07:37Everybody goes to school.
07:38I don't.
07:39Me and my dad are on the road.
07:40He's teaching me the ropes.
07:41Yeah?
07:42Yeah.
07:43Lucky.
07:44Gary!
07:45Listen.
07:46I think maybe I'm going to have to make a call.
07:53What call?
07:54Who to?
07:55Well...
07:56To social services.
07:57Why?
07:58Because I'm not your mum and you need looking after and I can't do it.
07:59I can't do it.
08:17ın
08:22But where I'm going to move?
08:26I can't do it.
08:27Well, maybe they can sort you out with someone who can.
08:30Like who?
08:32Er, like, I don't know.
08:34A family.
08:37But he's coming back.
08:40But he hasn't.
08:41But he is coming back, so you don't have to call anyone.
08:44Alright, okay, yeah, calm down.
08:51Well, we can't just sit around here all day.
08:53Why not?
08:54Because we have stuff to do.
08:57I can wait outside for him.
08:59No, you can't.
09:02It's okay.
09:04I'm not leaving you here on your own.
09:06Why not?
09:07Because it's a stupid, shitty thing to do.
09:09It is why.
09:11Well, come back.
09:13Get your seatbelt on.
09:26You remember me.
09:27I'm not leaving you.
09:28I mean, I'm leaving you.
09:29I'm not leaving you, too.
09:31I'm leaving you right now.
09:33Look how I am.
09:34I'm leaving you.
09:35You're leaving me now.
09:36I'm leaving you.
09:37You're leaving me.
09:38You're leaving me.
09:39I'm leaving you.
09:41No, no, no.
09:43He's a little full day.
09:44I'm leaving you.
09:45I'm leaving.
09:46You're leaving you.
09:47I'm sorry.
10:10Yeah, so the cash flow is just a bit tricky.
10:17I need a scotch.
10:28Cash or card.
10:29Give me a second.
10:32Ladies, today is your lucky day.
10:39Sorry to interrupt, but I think you're eating my lunch.
10:52Excuse me?
10:53Well, it's rabbit food, and I'm...
11:00I'm Bunny, Bunny Munro.
11:03Now, ladies, today is your lucky day.
11:07Because in this case, right here in this here case, I have the finest range of beauty products
11:12found in the known world, which I'm offering today, and only today, and only to you beautiful
11:17ladies.
11:18Half price.
11:19Though I might add that, due to a very temporary cash flow issue, I will need the money up
11:23front.
11:24Now, who'd like a demonstration?
11:26Shall we?
11:27Stop it.
11:28Okay.
11:29I'm telling you, this stuff will change your life.
11:34Okay.
11:35Well, I can also offer some...
11:40Extras?
11:41No?
11:42Extras, extras.
11:44But I am in a bit of a mad rush, so we'd have to...
11:45Oh, my God.
11:46Unbelievable.
11:47Well, you're missing out.
11:48This stuff will make you ten years younger.
11:49Twenty years.
11:50Thirty.
11:51You know?
11:52I've got this.
11:53You fucking need it.
11:54Fuck sake.
11:55Fuck off.
11:56Now, I don't think I didn't notice you looking at me.
12:10I don't think so.
12:15I don't think so.
12:24Well, today's your lucky day.
12:32I'm offering the finest beauty products, creams, lotions and balms, all at half price.
12:37Half price?
12:38Just for today. I will, I'm afraid, need the money up front.
12:45That's not a problem at all.
12:48Yeah? Okay. Right.
12:51I will need a demonstration first, of course.
12:55I'm in a bit of a rush.
12:56And my house is just around the corner.
13:00So this might be your lucky day.
13:05Maybe.
13:10Now slide your heel all the way back. That's it.
13:13Ow! You're fine.
13:15Come on, get this out of the way. We can have some fun after.
13:18Promise?
13:18Well, I'm going to have some fun.
13:20You can sit around moping and doing everyone's heading, if you like.
13:23Okay. And now the left.
13:25I thought we were going back to the pub.
13:29I'll call them.
13:31And I'll get them to check outside and everything.
13:33But I promised my brother, so...
13:37There'll be loads of kids there, so it'll be fun.
13:40Okay.
13:41Okay.
13:42So that's a two and a half G.
13:44Right. So have a look. The black ones, yeah?
13:46Okay.
13:49Oh, no, um, he's not...
13:51I'm sorry, but he's...
13:54What?
13:54His shoes are tiny.
13:57Yeah, but he's not mine.
13:59Okay, so...
14:05Oh, fuck's sake, yeah.
14:07Okay.
14:08Come on.
14:09That's better.
14:26Yeah, yeah, I get it.
14:28I know, I know.
14:29Just keep an eye out for him, okay?
14:33I'll try again in a bit.
14:34Cheers, Gary.
14:35Okay.
14:35Is it still not open?
14:40No, it is.
14:42Just, you know.
14:46I'll try again later.
14:52Sorry.
14:54It's just there was nothing else under ten quid and I just can't.
14:57They're good.
14:59Yeah?
15:00Yeah.
15:01Great.
15:02Go on, then.
15:05Let's go.
15:21Oi, oi.
15:23There he is.
15:26Come here, little man.
15:28Happy birthday, Uncle Bill.
15:30Thank you, Chris.
15:31Happy birthday.
15:34I didn't get you anything.
15:35No, surprise, surprise.
15:37What did you get?
15:39Oh, you know this one.
15:40Come on.
15:40No, it's not real.
15:41We haven't been anywhere.
15:43We're looking for clownfish.
15:44Cool.
15:46You won't find any.
15:48It's an anemone fish.
15:50I read about it.
15:52It likes reefs and lagoons in warm waters,
15:55so you don't see them in England.
15:57Me and Ross have been found in England, though.
16:00They're really cool.
16:02But only off the coast of Cornwall,
16:04so you won't see them either.
16:08What's wrong with your eyes?
16:10I need cream, but my dad's got it.
16:13Where's your dad?
16:16He's on his way.
16:17He's coming.
16:24He's coming.
16:24He's coming.
16:24He's coming.
16:47Here we are.
16:57Number 19.
16:58Nice car.
17:00Yes, isn't it?
17:02So is there a Mr. Birch?
17:03Oh, no.
17:04Not for 20 years, but...
17:08We've had so much fun in this car.
17:11Couldn't bear to part with it.
17:13You'll think me a silly old trout, Mr. Munro,
17:17but even though he's dead and I'm as blind as a bat,
17:21I still pay to have it cleaned.
17:23Now, what's the point in that?
17:26I have no idea.
17:28No, you don't, do you?
17:31Come on in, Mr. Munro.
17:32Come on in, Mr. Munro.
17:40I'll bite a nice cup of tea, Mr. Munro.
17:42Uh, not for me, thank you.
17:44I'm a little pressed for time, actually.
17:47As though it's been plucked from your beautiful garden out there.
17:49Can you smell the rosehip and cedar?
17:52It's been many years since anyone's done this to me, Mr. Munro.
17:56You've certainly charged an old girl's batteries.
17:59Old?
18:00Why, Mrs. Birch,
18:02your hands are just like a young girl.
18:04Oh, are you silly, ma'am?
18:06Well, they do say that this replenishing hand cream
18:08has almost magical restorative powers.
18:11How does that feel?
18:13They're fine.
18:18So, how many bottles shall I put you down for?
18:27Well, it's getting harder, don't you think, Mr. Munro?
18:34Hmm?
18:35Call me Bunny.
18:37Colder.
18:39Breaking apart.
18:42Fracturing.
18:44We drift through it.
18:47Making no waves.
18:49Affecting no one.
18:51Affected by no one.
18:52It's death.
18:59And it's so lonely.
19:02So I've got to get going.
19:05We must cling on.
19:07I'd rather never.
19:08Do you ever read Auden, Mr. Munro?
19:20Auden said everything.
19:23We must love one another or die.
19:28We must love one another or die, Mr. Munro.
19:32Bunny.
19:33Call me Bunny.
19:34We must love one another or die.
19:37Bunny.
19:37Jesus fucking Christ!
19:44What do you lot all want from me?
19:46Sorry, Mr. Munro.
19:47I didn't mean to upset you.
19:48No, I'm fine.
19:49I'll take the hand cream.
19:51What?
19:52I'll write a check straight away.
19:53What?
19:54The checkbook is in the drawer over there.
19:56What?
19:56A check?
19:57What the fuck am I going to do with a check?
19:59Well, I'm afraid it's all I have, Mr. Munro.
20:01Fuck's sake!
20:01Fuck.
20:01Fuck.
20:01Fuck.
20:01Fuck.
20:01Fuck.
20:02Fuck.
20:02Fuck.
20:03Fuck.
20:04Fuck.
20:04Fuck.
20:04Fuck.
20:05Fuck.
20:06Fuck.
20:06Fuck.
20:06Fuck.
20:07Fuckin' loopy old cunt.
20:12I roll like thunder.
20:16Gold like dynamite.
20:18Get out of here.
20:20Oh, flesh and gold I come, oh, death low by my side.
20:25In from the storm, in from the west I come, oh, the thing I've done.
20:37What?
20:38In from the storm, in from the storm, in from the storm, far bit hurt.
20:43Like blood and lightning might hurt.
20:44In from the storm, oh, why coming?
20:47Oh, man.
20:49There's a cent, I'm cold.
20:50Oh, Você can't go with Medicare.
20:51The king of wheat is in revering.
20:51Oh, I can't talk a day.
20:52Oh, you can't go with any charges.
20:54Bye.
20:56Yeah, boys.
20:56r.
20:57There's a cent, I'll melt.
20:58Ah, boys.
20:58And there's a cent that港 that can rent.
20:58Oh, I can't see ہے.
20:59Okay.
21:00Well, I can't rush.
21:00How old?
21:01Oh, boy.
21:02Okay, gosh.
21:02Oil search.
21:03I remember when you let me stay off school for two weeks, when Daddy was gone, when
21:24we closed the curtains and made it all dark and didn't answer the door and pretended it
21:32was just us and the whole world yeah just cuddle on the sofa how many films did we
21:44watch a hundred I didn't like it that much and all my friends at school friends
21:56with other people when I got back just so you know I think I want you to leave me alone now
22:08you were right about the clownfish I saw a crab though do you want to play tag
22:32oh hey Christopher Chris what happened what did you do that for I'm talking to you why did you do that
22:50hey my love it's okay you're gonna be alright let's go come on
22:57hey my love come here come here
23:02alright hold on hold on
23:24my favorite only a bit
23:52I swear
23:54I swear
24:04I swear
24:06am I swear
24:08I swear
24:12have
24:14I swear
24:16I swear
24:18I swear
24:20You could write like a pencil
24:28Whatever got into your face
24:36What kind of green light
24:47You're going to stop bleeding
24:51It really hurts
24:53We're still around
25:17Go get your PJs on and go get into bed
25:41I'll come to a queue in
25:43Is this head okay?
25:52It'll be fine
25:52I love a shot
25:57Go on
26:02Water's still in
26:04I'm okay
26:06No you're not
26:09If there's ever a boy who needed a bath it's you
26:15Go on
26:17Who needs this towel hanging up
26:27Don't just mess about
26:29What
26:29First you got your PJs now
26:37What should I tell
26:47You got your malfunction
26:49I don't know
26:51What if it's gonna be
26:52I don't know
26:52It's gonna lie
26:53To do
26:54You
26:55You
26:56Long
26:56I don't know
26:56You
26:57You
27:00You all right?
27:30I can bring you down there in a bit if you want we can have another check outside do you want to do that do you really think that maybe there's a family that can look after me
27:59yeah I'm sure there is if that's what you want
28:13shall I go and call they might be able to come tonight
28:20okay
28:24okay
28:27okay
28:43on news time panic grips a London borough as the mutilated body of a young mother is found in her home and made a veil
28:50the mystery of what could have caused her devastating injuries were solved when bizarre CCTV footage emerged capturing the
28:56the
29:03the now notorious porn killer wielding a blood-soaked garden walk running at top speed through the local high street sending waves of terror through the community the shoppers scramble to get away from him
29:13police believe he made a
29:17fuck me
29:18forget something
29:19where is he
29:24where's junior
29:26Yvonne took him
29:27right
29:28well
29:29what's her address
29:30Lizzie
29:31go have a look in the books
29:33see if you can find Yvonne's address
29:35here
29:38here
29:39have a drink while you're waiting
29:40here
29:42about Poodle
29:43I didn't see it
29:47didn't say you did
29:49fucking terrible business
29:52yeah
29:53put it on top shall I
29:55put it on top shall I
30:15you alright pal
30:19here you go
30:20everyone's address
30:21cheers
30:22yeah hold on hold on mate
30:23Geoffrey rang earlier said he's been trying to get old here
30:26it's about your dad
30:27apparently his care has had nothing back to him
30:31said that you need to get up there sharpest
30:33fucking
30:35yeah
30:38yeah
30:40alright
30:53fuck
30:54hello
30:56where is he
30:58where the fuck have you been
30:59don't you stop
31:00dad
31:01alright boy
31:02you came back
31:03of course I did
31:04what
31:06come on
31:07hey you don't have to
31:19hey you don't have to
31:20of course he does
31:21I'm his dad
31:22get in the car
31:29let's go
31:30junior
31:31bye then
31:40bye
31:41bye
31:43bye
31:44bye
31:57bye
31:58bye
32:01Where's our car?
32:16I had to leave it.
32:18This one's cooler.
32:21Yeah, it had my cream in it.
32:24I'll buy you more cream.
32:28And mine's a cyclopedia.
32:31I'll get you another one.
32:35I want one another one.
32:44Where are we going now?
32:47We're going to see Granddad.
32:53The great Bunnyman known for us.
33:01I used to think of Ferris wheel light sounds, the Friday hum of neons and blue.
33:18But now they're like circular cages of grated tin and rusted wind.
33:31Hey, now who really cares?
33:36Hey, won't somebody listen?
33:40Let me say what's been on my mind.
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