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Coronation Street (1960) Season 66 Episode 136 Friday November 21 2025
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00:00Hey.
00:30Peace offering.
00:33Got pastries.
00:35I know you love things that are sweet and buttery.
00:39When did you go out?
00:41A few minutes ago.
00:43Did I hear you?
00:44Yeah, you were fast asleep in the spare room.
00:47You weren't dreaming of other men, were you?
00:49No.
00:51You sure?
00:52Can't control our dreams, can't we?
00:55I'm only interested in one man.
00:57Glad to hear it.
01:00Well, you best be here because you're a kept man now, aren't you?
01:02I can get another job.
01:04Doubt Georgie's going to give you a glowing reference.
01:06I don't need one.
01:08I can get one fine by myself.
01:11Yeah.
01:12Yeah, yeah, of course you can.
01:15I'll put the coffers down.
01:23Oh!
01:24What's all this?
01:32These flowers are for you.
01:34For me?
01:35Yeah.
01:36Call it a beautiful.
01:38Mm-hmm.
01:38Why?
01:39Because we both have the day off and because I love you and because, well, I don't need a
01:47reason to spoil your own, don't I?
01:48Right.
01:48Exactly.
01:49So I wouldn't argue if I was you.
01:51No.
01:52Oh, not a bit, Mum.
01:56I've got the whole day mapped out.
01:59Oh, you do, do you?
02:00Yes, I do.
02:01Yes, I do.
02:03Mm.
02:04Continental breakfast, a little light shopping.
02:06Then we're going to have a little spa break and we are dressing for dinner.
02:10Mm.
02:10Sounds fabulous.
02:12Wow, gorgeous flowers.
02:14Aren't they just?
02:15Carla bought them for me.
02:17And here's me thinking you prefer tulips.
02:20Oh, we went on holiday to Amsterdam, so I always bought a tulips.
02:25Tulips.
02:26I love my roses.
02:29Right, I'm ready to go when you are.
02:30When you're shopping, anything nice, you know my size.
02:33Have a lovely day.
02:34Yep.
02:34OK, bye.
02:35Yep.
02:36Bye.
02:36Sorry.
02:44Come here.
02:50Yeah, everything goes through me now.
02:54Well, you could speak to Debbie, but right now she's on a sun lounger by the pool on holiday.
03:00Oh, you don't need to worry.
03:02She's still in charge, still keeping an eye on all the finances.
03:04And she won't want any nasty surprises when she gets back, so let's stick to the price
03:09we agreed.
03:12Pleasure doing business with you two.
03:14Yeah.
03:15Yeah, thanks.
03:16Bye-bye.
03:16Hello, you.
03:20How are you doing?
03:21How's Alfie?
03:22Yeah, it's all right.
03:23I've just dropped her at nursery.
03:25Well, that's good.
03:27Have you, er, heard anything of Kev?
03:29No.
03:29I thought he snubbed me this morning.
03:32Erm, Jack's back from his football camp.
03:34They're heading to the cath, and Kev ignored me, and Jack, he just looked upset.
03:39I know things are tough right now, but they'll get better.
03:41I just, I don't want to be getting into a custody battle with Kev.
03:45And you won't.
03:46Trust me, Kev's mouthing off.
03:50What are you doing for lunch?
03:52Don't know, a fresh-goes meal deal.
03:55Well, you know what?
03:56I've got things running pretty smoothly at the hotel, so I think we can do slightly better
04:01than that.
04:01I'm not really in the mood for some posh food in a fancy restaurant.
04:04Well, I mean, either book and murder a pint in a hot pot.
04:08Come here.
04:15Hey, yeah.
04:15Morning.
04:16How are you?
04:17Yeah, not too bad.
04:18Dired?
04:19No, I bet she's keeping you on your toes.
04:21Yeah, definitely.
04:22I don't know where she gets her energy from.
04:24Hey, neither of you fancy a poker night at mine tonight.
04:28There'll be drinks and nibbles.
04:29Oh, I can't.
04:30Sorry, church business.
04:32Yeah, and unfortunately, I do not get to do anything exciting anymore.
04:36I'm usually in bed by nine if someone will let me.
04:38No worries.
04:40I didn't get these from the precinct.
04:42This is a top treat.
04:43Well, you have to pay for your treats.
04:46Why?
04:46How much did they cost?
04:47No, not money.
04:48Exercise.
04:49Got to burn off the calories.
04:51Maybe later.
04:53Might have to keep in shape.
04:55Not when you're looking at other men, do you?
04:57I'm not looking at other men.
05:00Good.
05:01Glad to hear it.
05:04Do you know what?
05:05We should do something after this.
05:08Yeah, I'm game.
05:09What are you thinking?
05:10Well, why don't we go on a run?
05:12A run?
05:14After what I've just eaten, I can barely walk.
05:17It'll be all right.
05:18You know, just take it easy, stretch off.
05:20What are you doing?
05:21You're, like, plying me with pastry and then trying to make me run.
05:24Well, I've just eaten the same as you.
05:26Oh, yeah.
05:27Look, if I tried to run now, I would chuck up before I even got to the end of the road.
05:32All right.
05:34That's how you feel.
05:34I'll go on my own.
05:35Look, why didn't you just wait for a bit and then we could go together after?
05:40No, no, no.
05:40I want some fresh air.
05:42I'm going to go now.
05:43Hey.
05:47How are things at my sister's hotel?
05:50Eh, OK, yeah.
05:51Good.
05:52You OK?
05:53Me?
05:53Yeah, well.
05:55I might be none of my business, but Carl said that you had a bit of a run-in with Abby yesterday.
06:00Yeah, well, that's my brother.
06:02Loves stirring things.
06:03Don't listen to him.
06:05That low life will stab you in the back as soon as I look at you.
06:08OK.
06:09Hey, I was thinking of having a poker session at mine tonight, if you fancy it.
06:12Oh, mate, I'm working tonight.
06:14Yeah, sorry.
06:15Oh, OK.
06:16Maybe another time.
06:17Yeah.
06:18Sounds good.
06:19All right, mate, I'll see you later.
06:20Keep an eye on Carl.
06:21I will.
06:30Oh, I don't know.
06:32Yes, Sarah?
06:37Are you serious?
06:40They're at the factory now?
06:42Union man or league man?
06:44I played union for a few years.
06:46Oh.
06:47You know, I think it was Will Carling who first drew me to the 15-man game.
06:51Let me guess.
06:54Fly half.
06:56Tight head prop.
06:56Ah, yes.
06:58Yes, I see that now.
06:59It's the, um...
07:00It's the dice.
07:03Bye.
07:04Goodbye.
07:05You, my friend, are an inspiration to us all.
07:09How so?
07:10This letter writing to prisoners, a selfless act that I can only imagine brings untold joy
07:15to its recipients.
07:17Not entirely selfless.
07:18I find the process therapeutic.
07:20When I was, uh, in prison, um, the occasional letter came as a much-needed metaphorical escape
07:28from four walls.
07:31Bryony Pritchard.
07:33Excuse me?
07:33She sat next to me at primary school.
07:35Oh, she was lovely.
07:37Mousy hair, bright blue eyes, rosy cheeks.
07:40I think I can safely say she was the first person to set my heart aflutter.
07:44I'm not sure why you're telling me this.
07:45Her parents emigrated to Australia.
07:47They took Bryony with them, of course.
07:50Still not sure?
07:52We became pen pals.
07:53Ah, oh, yeah, ah.
07:54Despite being on opposite sides of the planet, we, uh, managed to write to each other at least
07:58once a month.
07:59We exchanged letters for, I don't know, maybe 20 years.
08:03That's so romantic.
08:04Indeed.
08:05I dared to dream that we might meet again one day, but, um...
08:09our correspondence eventually faded and died.
08:13Oh, dear.
08:14Ah, sad story.
08:15But those letters, so emotional, so full of longing, but, uh, you won't have to worry
08:22about that writing to those roughy-tufty criminals.
08:26Well, I'm also corresponding with one of the prisoner's mothers.
08:30Oh, how interesting.
08:31This is nonsense, the old thing.
08:33I know, I've tried to tell her.
08:34But I don't need this, especially today.
08:36I've got stuff to do.
08:37I understand that, but I'm afraid fraud is a serious matter, and we have to follow
08:41procedure.
08:43Seriously, guys, inside?
08:45Oh, it's coffee break.
08:46Seriously, inside.
08:47Oh, all right.
08:48Squirrel fault.
08:50Sorry.
08:51It's not your fault.
08:51What's going on?
08:52Well, your colleague here seems to think that there's been a report of fraudulent activity
08:56in my factory.
08:57What kind of fraud are we talking about?
08:59Well, that's what I asked her.
09:00She won't tell me.
09:01I've been asked to take Mrs. Conner in for questioning.
09:03Who made the report?
09:04That's what I want to know.
09:05I can't say.
09:06Well, I can.
09:06It's obvious, isn't it?
09:07I can't.
09:08Well, who would want to spoil our special day?
09:10Can you think of anybody?
09:11I think you should just go with the police officer.
09:14I'm sure it won't take long.
09:16Excuse me.
09:17Can you move that, please?
09:18No, Kurt.
09:19Stay there.
09:20I only take instructions from Mrs. Conner.
09:23Tell him to move the van.
09:25What if I don't?
09:26Are you going to arrest me?
09:37Just finished.
09:39Just started.
09:40Oh, hey.
09:41Oh, just started.
09:42Tempo run.
09:43Nothing serious.
09:43Half an hour.
09:44You're training for the Weatherfield half?
09:46When's that?
09:47January next year.
09:49They're putting a 5K, a 10K and a half marathon.
09:52Do you know what?
09:52I wouldn't mind that.
09:53A few marathons and a few halves back in the day.
09:57I can help you set up a training plan if you want.
09:59Yeah.
10:00Yeah, do you know what?
10:01Sounds good.
10:01I tell you what.
10:02Give me five minutes.
10:03I'll drop my gear at home.
10:04Then I'll join you on your Tempo run.
10:05Okay.
10:06Well, see you then.
10:07In a bit, mate.
10:07In a bit.
10:14Sorry, Mrs. Connor.
10:31I can't get arrested.
10:32He'd feed peanut.
10:34Don't worry, it's fine.
10:35Right, let's go.
10:36No, don't touch me.
10:37You need to calm down.
10:39I'm sure we can get this sorted at the station.
10:41I just want to know who's been accusing me of fraud.
10:43Then I can get it cleared up in two seconds.
10:45Let's get you in the car.
10:47You know, don't you?
10:48Go on, bring her.
10:49Ask her.
10:50This is ridiculous.
10:50I swear I'm going to throttle her.
10:51I can do it.
10:53I'm not too.
11:16Hello, Carla.
11:18Hello.
11:19I'm beginning to think I know a few too many coppers.
11:23We go everywhere.
11:24You might have to wait a bit.
11:25P.C. Davies is busy.
11:27She won't be too long.
11:28Well, I'll save the time.
11:29It was Becky.
11:31What's Becky?
11:32Who's been making these allegations up against me.
11:34And I'll tell you for why, you know.
11:36Right.
11:38Go on, then.
11:41What, because she thinks that Lisa prefers tulips to roses?
11:45So this is about Lisa's taste in floristry?
11:47I know, I know that sounds stupid and don't make any sense, but it went something like
11:51this.
11:52This morning, I'd made breakfast, got flowers, I'd arrange a lovely day out for us together,
11:56okay, to spend together, with spa and shopping and favourite restaurant, and then in walks
12:02the not-so-dead ex, and she overhears all this, and all of a sudden I'm in a police car
12:06and I end up here.
12:08Right, I see.
12:10Well, I mean, let's drop this charade and let me go.
12:13These are serious allegations, Carla.
12:15But she's made them all up.
12:17I've seen the paperwork.
12:18They're pretty detailed.
12:20Now, would you say Becky's a financial expert?
12:22Well, I don't know, do I?
12:23She faked her own death.
12:24She's probably capable of everything.
12:29You got a minute?
12:30Yeah, sure.
12:33Erm, do you want a tea or a coffee or anything like that?
12:36No, I want to get out of here.
12:51How was the football camp?
12:53What's it to you?
12:56Has your dad said anything?
12:59Look, Jack, I know things are difficult, but I still really care about you.
13:04Hang on, how come you're not at school?
13:07Are you skiving?
13:08I saw Hope earlier.
13:10I think they've got, like, an inset day.
13:12Please leave me alone, OK?
13:13I don't care about you and I don't want to talk to you.
13:24Hey.
13:25I know you're having a tough time, but we both know that Abby loves you,
13:28and I'm not sure what you just said is helping either of you, eh?
13:34Right about.
13:35He asked me to pop in, said he might have a job for us.
13:37Erm, afraid not, but we'll be back soon.
13:39Oh.
13:42I'm so sorry.
13:44Issues with the tram, slight delay, but inconvenient, nonetheless.
13:48Aw, Ed said that you may have a job for him.
13:50Oh, yes, yes.
13:51I'm thinking of starting a small book exchange scheme here in the cafe,
13:57and I wondered if you might construct me a library box.
14:01Oh, you know, Roy, that was a lovely idea, that.
14:03Yeah, I think I can manage that, no problem.
14:06If you could give me an idea as to the price.
14:08Well, actually, I think I've got something to do the job with a bit of upcycling.
14:12Well, obviously, I'll pay you for your labour.
14:15Do you know what, Roy?
14:15See, it is my contribution to an excellent community idea.
14:18Look, Kit, I know we should probably be careful what we're saying here,
14:25but I reckon Costello could have helped Becky set this whole thing up.
14:28You know, I don't trust either of them.
14:30You can go.
14:31What?
14:32We're done.
14:33What about the allegations?
14:34I thought you made plans with Lisa.
14:36I want to know why one minute you're ready to give me the third degree,
14:39and the next minute it's all disappeared in a puff of smoke.
14:41Carla, just go and have a nice time.
14:44It was Becky, wasn't it?
14:46I can't say.
14:48I'll tell you what, she should be the one locked up.
14:58Of course they understand.
15:00You can't let Ali down, not if she's booked something.
15:04Look, no worries.
15:05Maybe another time, eh?
15:07All right, bye.
15:10Hey, good news.
15:12What?
15:13I've cancelled poker nights so we can do something, I thought.
15:16Order pizza, stick something.
15:18Superhero on cellar.
15:20I'm going out.
15:22Going out where?
15:24Just down the precinct with me mates.
15:26Oh, you never said.
15:28I thought you were playing poker.
15:30You didn't cancel for me, did you?
15:32No, of course not.
15:34Look, you go.
15:35Have a good time.
15:37What will you do?
15:38Well, don't worry about me.
15:40I'll see you later.
15:42Yeah.
15:44Okay.
15:45See you later.
15:46Oh.
15:53Oh, that is brilliant.
15:56So funny.
15:57This one.
15:58You want to watch yourself, young man.
16:00Eva's spoken for.
16:02And her fella could lay you out with one punch.
16:05Have you been flirting with her?
16:06No.
16:07No.
16:08We were just saying how important it is to be diplomatic when you work in hospitality.
16:13Like not staring at a guy with a zit on his nose.
16:19That has proper tickled me, that.
16:21You okay?
16:23Not really, no.
16:24Well, I've just got us drinks.
16:26Do you want to go sit down?
16:31Seriously, are you trying to start a fight?
16:33I'm not the one flirting with the punters.
16:35I wasn't flirting.
16:36I was just being my normal, nice self, trying to do my job.
16:39Did I miss him?
16:40No.
16:45Why would I be flirting with it when I knew you were walking through the door any second?
16:49It's not that.
16:51Then what is it?
16:54I saw Jack in the cafe earlier.
16:57He hates me so much.
16:58No, he doesn't.
16:59I could see it in his eyes.
17:01He's right, you know.
17:04Messed up his life.
17:05His dad's life.
17:07It wasn't just you.
17:08We both did.
17:11Well, yeah, but I still feel bad about it.
17:15Why don't we do something this afternoon?
17:17Everything's on track at the hotel.
17:19Maybe me and you can get back to having some fun again.
17:22I'm not feeling it.
17:23Not after what happened with Alpha yesterday afternoon.
17:26Hey.
17:27You're a good mother, Abby.
17:29I see it every day.
17:30Everyone knows it.
17:32And deep down, Kev does too.
17:34Don't doubt yourself.
17:35Well, thank you both very much.
17:40No worries.
17:41See you later.
17:41Bye.
17:41See you.
17:42Bye.
17:43It's a brilliant idea, Roy.
17:44Well done.
17:45Well, I can't claim all the credit.
17:48A friend of mine has seen a similar scheme in a cafe near to where she lives.
17:53She?
17:53What, like, like a lady friend?
17:58Who is she?
18:00Nobody you know.
18:02I'll just go and store these till Ed has finished the library box.
18:08Did he justify the question?
18:11Yep, I think he did.
18:14I've not finished that.
18:16Back in a sec.
18:17I'll guard it with me life.
18:18She's the one that actually killed a man.
18:21Tracy, oh, yeah.
18:22Hang on, she killed a man?
18:23Yeah, smacked him on the head with a blunt object.
18:25Who was it she killed?
18:27Her boyfriend.
18:29Of course, maybe he deserved it.
18:32Are you serious?
18:32So how come she's not in prison?
18:34Eh, I don't actually know.
18:37Strange thing is, I quite like her.
18:39You would.
18:41What's that supposed to mean?
18:44Oh, Ryan, can I ask you a question?
18:47What?
18:48How'd you go about starting a podcast?
18:49You want to, er, you want to start a podcast?
18:53Yeah.
18:53Get her this.
18:54Dog training.
18:55People phone in with questions about the dogs.
18:58Separation anxiety, barking, pulling on the lead.
19:01And I give them advice about how to make it better.
19:03I could be sponsored by pet food.
19:05You know what, mate?
19:06It's almost a good idea, that.
19:10Orange and another pint, please.
19:11Look, I'm sorry if I was a bit chippy earlier.
19:18Oh, don't be daft.
19:20I've had worse.
19:22Hey, she trying to nip my drink?
19:24Oh, shut up, Tracy.
19:25I ain't got near your drink.
19:26I'm not judging.
19:28Addiction is a terrible disease.
19:30It's easy to fall off the wagon.
19:32Are you two friends?
19:33Honestly, I never know.
19:35Oh, she loves me, really.
19:37Right, do me a favour.
19:38Just keep your distance, all right?
19:39I like banter as much as you, but not today.
19:43Well, that's you told.
19:48Oh, dear Swain,
19:49I thought you'd be relaxing in a spa somewhere.
19:52Hmm, yeah, I should be.
19:55Look, we all know Carla hasn't been involved in any wrongdoing,
19:58and I don't believe you have enough evidence to warrant holding her,
20:00so I think...
20:00She's been released.
20:03Right.
20:04So where is she, then?
20:06Oh, we thought she was with you.
20:08She was pretty mad when she left.
20:09Threatening to sort out your ex.
20:11Which would be a shame,
20:12as a complaint came from an ex-client of Underworld,
20:15Eli Merton.
20:17Apparently accused one of her workers of sexual harassment.
20:21Carla retaliated by spreading rumours about him,
20:23and this is his way of getting back at her.
20:26And does she know this?
20:28I'm afraid not.
20:29Don't stir it.
20:33I don't think that pair need my help.
20:36I just don't want to miss it if they kick off.
20:39His name was Morgan.
20:41Jack Russell.
20:42Half-blind.
20:43Thirteen years old.
20:44Limping on three paws,
20:45and still attacked every dog you saw.
20:47Dog-on-dog reactivity.
20:48Some dogs are just busted for a fight.
20:50Most often, they're not being properly socialised.
20:52You know what?
20:53You could be really good at this, you know?
20:56I know we've had a rough time lately,
20:57but let's not forget how exciting it was before.
21:01I should stop beating myself,
21:02but the problem is,
21:03I'm dead good at it.
21:05You deserve to be happy.
21:07We both do.
21:08I know what I said yesterday,
21:11but I will never give up on Alfie.
21:15Oh, that's a shame.
21:17You'd be so much better off without you.
21:19What did you just say?
21:21Nothing.
21:23Why are you even listening to our conversation?
21:26Get a life.
21:27Wind your neck in, Tracy.
21:29Look, I just think that your boyfriend
21:31is getting bored of you,
21:33banging on about what a tragic life you've got,
21:35when the truth is,
21:36you brought it all on yourself.
21:38Don't let her wind you up.
21:39No, I'm fine.
21:40You've got to feel sorry for Kevin.
21:42He is a really good dad.
21:44Quite frankly,
21:45he's the best parent that lad's got.
21:48Hey, since she shacked up with her brother,
21:50poor lad don't stand a chance.
21:54Albert!
22:08You bitch!
22:21Pipe down, Tracy!
22:22Are you just going to stand there,
22:24catch and flies?
22:25No.
22:25She was winding me up.
22:27What are you telling me?
22:28Not my monkey.
22:29Not my circus.
22:30Abby, out.
22:31I'm going to finish me pain.
22:37I'll catch up with you later.
22:38And you, Tracy.
22:38You're bad.
22:39What have I done?
22:41You heard her.
22:41On your bikes.
22:43Typical.
22:44Leave it to the fella to sort it out.
22:46She should be on a leash.
22:49I think that was a clever continuation
22:50of a bitch room, Mac.
22:52Thanks for clearing that up, though.
22:54Well, that's half the punters
22:56cleared out in one fell swoop.
22:59I may as well take me break.
23:01What?
23:02You're a joke!
23:04Do you know that?
23:05You can get a job, get a fella,
23:07walk around as if you're almost normal,
23:10but scratch the surface
23:11and you're still the same
23:12selfish druggie that...
23:14No, of course not.
23:26It was a made-up report.
23:28Sarah, can I call you back?
23:31OK, love.
23:32Bye, bye.
23:33Got your message?
23:35Yeah.
23:36I know it was you.
23:38I'm going to need a bit more info than that.
23:40This little made-up fraud charge you did.
23:44You really think that's how
23:45you're going to get Lisa back to you
23:46by these childish games?
23:48No idea what you're on about.
23:49You are such a conniver!
23:51Stop!
23:51Stop!
23:53What?
23:53I'm going to get a niche
23:54and might as well be worth it.
23:55Oh, do you want to hit me?
23:56It was Eli!
24:00What?
24:01Costello just confirmed it.
24:06Eli?
24:07Yeah?
24:09He couldn't have been.
24:11I mean, last time we spoke,
24:12we were absolutely fine.
24:13and I'd give him 40% off
24:14and, uh...
24:15Oh.
24:18What?
24:20I kind of had lunch
24:21with an old mate of his
24:23the other day and, um...
24:25And?
24:27I kind of slagged him off a bit.
24:29A bit?
24:30Well, a bit of a lot,
24:31but not enough
24:31to make him go this mental.
24:33I mean...
24:33Mystery solved, then.
24:36I'll leave you to it.
24:38Looks like you've got
24:38got a lot of stuff
24:39to sort out.
24:45I hardly touched it.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Just like you never
24:48sagged off, Eli.
24:48What are you still doing here, Tracy?
25:01Did you get a kick
25:01watching someone fall apart?
25:03If there's an out on the telly.
25:05Yeah?
25:06Oh, ho, ho, ho!
25:11You're blowing to me, lad.
25:13He's blowing, lad.
25:13He's a blackboard.
25:14Easy, dude.
25:15Is he really?
25:16Yeah, yeah.
25:16Face tells a different story.
25:18Right, let's have a look.
25:19Do you know what?
25:20Not great, but not bad.
25:21You'll improve.
25:22I was talking about you, lad.
25:24Hey, if you're serious
25:25about doing yourself
25:26a marathon,
25:27this won't be a one-off.
25:28Oh, right, well,
25:28I hope not.
25:29Well, tell you what,
25:30let me take a quick selfie,
25:31because that way,
25:32if I post about it,
25:33I won't pull out.
25:33All right.
25:34Ready?
25:35Look at that.
25:35Two handsome men, eh?
25:37There you go.
25:38Take another one.
25:38Work the angles.
25:39Gorgeous.
25:40There you go.
25:41Champion.
25:42None of this is any fun
25:44if you actually get upset.
25:47Yeah.
25:50It's got some chuddy in it,
25:51but other than that,
25:52it's quite clean.
25:54Classy.
25:55I think we left classy behind,
25:56don't you,
25:57when you lamped me in the pub?
25:59Well, it's been one of them weeks.
26:01I'm a good listener.
26:04You're a terrible listener.
26:06Oh, yeah, I am.
26:07Aren't I?
26:07Who am I thinking of?
26:10All right, well, let's see.
26:13Kevin hates me.
26:14He thinks I'm an unfit mother.
26:16Jack hates me and all,
26:17so that's an extra little bonus.
26:19I'm out of a job.
26:20Carl clearly thinks I'm mad
26:22and I'm starting to believe.
26:23I've absolutely no idea
26:24what I'm doing.
26:25Hmm.
26:27Well, I think you're going to have
26:29to look on the bright side.
26:32What bright side?
26:33At least you're not fizz.
26:35That's well tight.
26:36Or Toya.
26:37Oh, can you imagine being Toya?
26:40With her placards
26:42and her floral blouses
26:43and vegetarian options.
26:45Hey, you're not like
26:48any of the boring wives
26:49around here.
26:50At least you've got
26:51something about you.
26:53Well, the abbey
26:54I used to be friends with did.
26:55That is a beautiful bit
27:02of craftsmanship, that is.
27:04Are you handy, Brian?
27:06Only in so much as
27:07I live round the corner.
27:09Right, you might have
27:10refused payment,
27:11but you're getting a free lunch.
27:12No arguments.
27:14Oh, well, no, aren't you there?
27:16I'll put them in.
27:18What do I get?
27:19A free brew.
27:20I mean, it's a sliding scale.
27:21How about if I
27:23alphabeticise them?
27:25A biscuit?
27:25Oh, fair deuce.
27:27Right, what do you fancy?
27:28Oh, I'll just have
27:30a tuna salad.
27:31I'm trying to be good.
27:32Ooh, shall we throw caution
27:33into the wind
27:34and add a baked potato?
27:35Oh, go on then,
27:36go crazy.
27:37So, was this your idea
27:39then, girls?
27:40No, not us.
27:42A mysterious lady friend
27:43of Roy's.
27:45Lady friend?
27:46Yeah, we were all
27:47lady friend
27:48when Roy mentioned it earlier.
27:50Roy mentioned about
27:52writing to
27:53some lad in prison
27:54and his mother
27:56got in contact
27:56to say how much
27:57he appreciated it.
27:58Might be her.
28:00All done, Roy.
28:01Oh, thank you.
28:03That's very kind.
28:05I'm surprised
28:06that you're giving
28:06your books away.
28:07Well, Hayley
28:08was a big fan
28:09of the whodunits
28:10and I've read them all
28:11over the years
28:12when I've been
28:13unable to sleep.
28:15I realise
28:16that since I know
28:17the identity
28:18of the perpetrators,
28:19there's little point
28:20in holding on to them.
28:21Hmm, makes sense.
28:23I'm, er,
28:24alphabeticising.
28:25And sorting
28:26according to the genre,
28:28I suppose, yeah.
28:31Why don't you mention
28:32this lady friend to me?
28:41I'm there for the gossip, mate.
28:42Oh, look, look, look, look,
28:47the back, the back.
28:49I thought you said
28:49Eva had parked him.
28:50She did.
28:51It was very dramatic.
28:53Fingers crossed
28:53for the second round.
28:54I can't believe
28:55we missed the first round.
28:56Do you know what it's like?
28:57It's like a pound shot,
28:58Colleen Rooney
28:59versus Rebecca Vardy.
29:02Are you sure
29:03this is a good idea?
29:04Do you think
29:05you're going to get
29:05any sympathy at home
29:06with that gorilla car?
29:08Oh, and if I'm
29:10the poor sap
29:10who showed her
29:11you're going to cry on,
29:12I need a drink.
29:14I asked you two to leave.
29:16Abby really needs to talk.
29:18She's going through
29:18something right now.
29:19All right, Tris.
29:20You tell the world
29:21why don't you?
29:22Eva, have you never heard
29:23of female solidarity?
29:25I have got this.
29:27We're supposed to be
29:27charming the locals,
29:28not slinging them out.
29:30What would you like, ladies?
29:32Oh, thank you, Maggie.
29:34You're a real breath
29:35of fresh air.
29:36Oh, do you know what?
29:37I'm going on my break.
29:38Sorry about that.
29:41She's not a people person.
29:44I'll bring your drinks over.
29:46Great.
29:46Red wine and...
29:47Alaban orange.
29:49Thanks.
29:50Go on.
29:53Well, that was a bit
29:54of a letdown, wasn't it?
29:55Well, we already had
29:56Carla carted off
29:57by the police.
29:58What more action
29:59do you need?
29:59I need all I can get
30:00these days.
30:01Carla said it was
30:02a made-up report.
30:03I don't know
30:03what's going on
30:04with her these days.
30:05She hardly comes
30:05into work at all.
30:06Yeah, and when she does
30:07she can't make a decision.
30:08Honestly, you'd be glad
30:09you're in packing.
30:10People think it's dead simple.
30:11Well, there's seven different
30:12types of stick-a-tate
30:13for a start.
30:14It's a minefield.
30:18What if he does
30:19try and go through with it?
30:20Do you seriously think
30:21that social services
30:22are going to give custody
30:23of Alfie to Kevin?
30:25From what I've heard,
30:27he's turned number 13
30:28into some sort of poker den.
30:30What's Alfie going to do?
30:31Deal out the cards
30:32wearing a little visor?
30:34Yeah, but with my past
30:35there could be a chance
30:37that the courts
30:37could side with him.
30:39Oh, pull yourself together.
30:41Alfie isn't even
30:42Kevin's kid.
30:44Trust me,
30:44all of this
30:45is because he's hurting.
30:47That's all.
30:48I hope so.
30:48If I lost Alfie,
30:51I really would have
30:51nothing left to live for.
30:58What's all this about
30:59you doing a half marathon?
31:01Well, it's just something
31:02me and James decided
31:03on our run today.
31:03Why?
31:04You look very pally
31:05in this photo.
31:09Not as pally
31:09as you and Pete
31:10were yesterday.
31:12Right, so
31:12that's what this is about.
31:14It's just a run, Todd.
31:16I dare you, we can.
31:16Get over yourself.
31:17Right, I'm going to
31:19go and get dressed.
31:26Hi.
31:27All right?
31:27Thanks for coming.
31:29Yeah, well, the highlight
31:29of my day so far
31:30has been Tracy and Abby
31:32scrapping at the pub.
31:33So I'm hoping you can beat that.
31:34Sorry I missed it.
31:35Could my day get any worse?
31:37Using humour
31:38as a deflection, noted.
31:40You were more fun
31:41before you had therapy, you know?
31:43You all right?
31:44Yeah, I need it.
31:44Just a coffee for me, please.
31:46And...
31:47What's going on over there?
31:49You've put Jack Kerouac
31:51on the road
31:52in the travel station.
31:54It's about travel.
31:56It's a novel.
31:59Based on his own
32:00travels.
32:02With fictionalised characters.
32:04I thought it'd keep him busy
32:05but it's already
32:05more trouble than it's worth.
32:07Hey!
32:08If you two aren't
32:09going to play nicely,
32:10I'll have to take
32:11your toys off you.
32:12Books are not toys, Nina.
32:13I'm just trying to inject
32:14a bit of levity
32:15into the situation, Roy.
32:17Oh.
32:18Yeah, right.
32:20Unnoted.
32:23So I was convinced
32:24it was Becky and me
32:25and she's wrapping it right.
32:27And then Lisa comes in.
32:28Sees me,
32:29sees her
32:30and then
32:30who looks like the nutcase.
32:32And where's Lisa now?
32:33Well, that's just it.
32:35Becky played the blind.
32:36I mean,
32:36she came over all reasonable
32:37and
32:38I just thought
32:39that Uma Thurman
32:40in Kill Bill didn't I,
32:41so
32:41she went off.
32:43Lisa foaled her.
32:44Well, to be fair,
32:45it wasn't Becky
32:45who made the fraud report.
32:48Which
32:48kind of
32:50does make you
32:50look like the unreasonable one.
32:52She will have
32:52had something to do with it.
32:54And being gaslit, Ryan.
32:55Maybe.
32:56What do you mean?
32:57Oh, thanks for the support.
32:59No, right.
32:59OK, if it is this Eli
33:00then
33:01maybe she's just
33:02taking advantage of it.
33:03I mean,
33:04she's definitely
33:04manipulating me
33:05either way.
33:06But,
33:07OK,
33:07after my acid attack
33:08I was convinced
33:10that when people
33:11were looking at me
33:11they were looking at me scars,
33:12right?
33:13Then after a little bit
33:14I realised,
33:16you know,
33:17maybe they're not
33:17looking at me scars.
33:18Maybe that's just
33:19because that's what
33:19I was focused on.
33:21Maybe they're looking
33:22at me for another reason.
33:23Maybe they fancy me.
33:24You can help.
33:25I thought you were
33:27among one of those
33:27boomer shopping
33:28spa day things.
33:30Just a change of plan.
33:32What are you up to?
33:33We could stretch
33:33for lunch if you want.
33:34I was going to go
33:35into town
33:36to get some new trainers.
33:37The soul's come away
33:37from this one
33:38but I am skint
33:40as a pair.
33:45Oh, well played.
33:46It's because I'm
33:47my favourite child.
33:48Wow.
33:49And some of this.
33:50Lunch would have
33:50been cheaper.
33:53Tell mum I'll
33:54see you later.
33:55Well do.
33:55Love you.
33:55Love you.
33:56Unbelievable.
33:58What do you think
34:00it's doing to
34:00Betsy's head, eh?
34:02All this.
34:03Especially with that
34:03mum in her ear
34:05all the time.
34:06Sounds to me
34:06like you're playing
34:07right into Becky's
34:08hand.
34:08She just makes me
34:09so mad, Ryan.
34:12Honestly, it's just
34:13sniffing around
34:14Lisa all the time
34:15with that smug,
34:15stupid little face
34:16and her face
34:17is falling for it.
34:18Lisa loves you.
34:20Carla,
34:21Lisa's going to
34:22choose you
34:22every time.
34:24And where is she then?
34:25I've been looking
34:40for you everywhere.
34:45Good to answer
34:46in your phone,
34:46you know.
34:47You're a copper.
34:48Didn't want to make
34:49it too easy for you.
34:50been looking
34:52at those photos
34:53from that holiday
34:55we had in Istanbul.
34:58Becky,
34:58this has got to stop.
35:00What,
35:00me loving you?
35:01All of it.
35:02Housekeeper's day off.
35:32Have you come
35:32to kick off
35:33about Abbey?
35:34No, actually.
35:35I've come to
35:36fight a corner.
35:38She's really upset.
35:40She burst into tears
35:41after you stormed off.
35:43Now,
35:43sit down.
35:45No,
35:45I won't,
35:46her.
35:47Listen,
35:49Kev,
35:49I've known you
35:51my whole life
35:52and I know
35:53we're not exactly
35:54busy mates or out,
35:55but you're not
35:56a cruel person.
35:58She's told me
35:59you're threatening
35:59to take Alfie off her.
36:01Come on.
36:01I was just trying
36:02to shock her
36:04into coming
36:04to her senses,
36:06sorting herself out,
36:07gallivanting with Carl,
36:09ignoring calls
36:10from the nursery.
36:11What,
36:11and you thought
36:11threatening to take
36:12a kid away
36:13was the best way
36:13to go about it?
36:14Well,
36:15someone's got to get
36:15through to her.
36:16Probably not that way.
36:17Probably not.
36:18You've seen the state
36:20of this place.
36:21I can barely look
36:21after myself
36:22these days,
36:23let alone a toddler.
36:25I could have easily
36:26kicked off when Carla
36:27went for me.
36:28It reported her.
36:29I know.
36:30She always liked that,
36:31firing potshots
36:32at random people
36:33flying off the handle.
36:34I think when we're
36:35being stalked,
36:36you think that's
36:40what I'm doing?
36:41Stalking you?
36:42Well,
36:42whatever it is,
36:43it's got to stop.
36:44Wait,
36:48Becky.
36:49Becky!
37:05I'm sorry
37:06about what I said
37:06before.
37:07I think the half
37:08marathon's a really
37:09good idea.
37:10Yeah?
37:11Even if I'll be
37:12training with a fit
37:12PT like James?
37:13They're all fit,
37:14aren't they?
37:15Won't get many
37:15clients if they
37:16weren't.
37:16Well,
37:16there's no need
37:17to get jealous.
37:18As the,
37:18er,
37:19great walrus of
37:20love Barry White
37:21wrote,
37:22I love you just
37:23the way you are.
37:23Actually,
37:24it was Billy Joel
37:25wrote it.
37:26Barry White just
37:26covered it.
37:27You're right
37:27little Noah,
37:28are you,
37:28aren't you?
37:29Good job I love
37:30every little lump
37:30and bug bug you.
37:31Get off.
37:32I'm only messing
37:32about.
37:34I'll tell you
37:35what,
37:35why don't you
37:36do this half
37:37marathon with me?
37:38We don't want
37:38you getting a spare
37:39tire.
37:39That's a hard no.
37:41It's my idea
37:41of hell.
37:43You wanted to go
37:43for a run this
37:43afternoon?
37:44Yeah,
37:44I'll go for a run.
37:45I just don't want
37:45to do it next to
37:46a bunch of people
37:46dressed as cartoon
37:47animals.
37:49Anyway,
37:49you don't want
37:49to go for a run
37:50with me now,
37:50do you?
37:51You've just been
37:51with James.
37:52Oh,
37:52no,
37:52no.
37:52I need the
37:53practice.
37:54Come on,
37:55put your running
37:55gear on,
37:56yeah?
37:56Let's just
37:56do a quick
37:565K.
37:58Hmm?
38:05Hey.
38:05You can't
38:07stay away
38:07from me
38:08today.
38:10I've, uh,
38:11been to see
38:11Kevin.
38:12Hey?
38:12Er, what's
38:13she doing
38:13here?
38:14I'm doing
38:15Abby a favour.
38:16Well, that's
38:17her laugh.
38:17It wasn't
38:17long since
38:17you were
38:18blackmailing
38:18us both.
38:20He didn't
38:20mean it
38:21about Alfie.
38:22He only
38:22said that
38:23to try
38:23and shock
38:23you into
38:24taking
38:24better care
38:25of him.
38:25I am
38:25doing
38:25my best.
38:26Don't
38:27tell me
38:27that.
38:28Tell
38:28him.
38:29Anyway,
38:29he's dropped
38:29the whole
38:30idea.
38:31Not that
38:32he had
38:32any intention
38:33of going
38:33through with
38:33it in
38:33the first
38:34place.
38:35No need
38:35to thank
38:36me.
38:37Thank
38:37you?
38:37I could
38:38kiss
38:38you.
38:39Er, no,
38:39Tar.
38:41I know
38:41where you've
38:41been.
38:44Bye.
38:49This
38:49might be
38:50the kick
38:51up the
38:51backside
38:51that I
38:52needed.
38:53Where are
38:53you going
38:53now?
38:54I'm
38:54going to
38:54get Alfie.
38:55From
38:56now on,
38:56everything's
38:56going to
38:57be different.
38:58Me, you
38:58and him,
38:59we're
38:59going to
38:59be a
38:59proper
38:59little
39:00family.
39:01Mmm.
39:04Terrific.
39:11How about
39:11a couple
39:11of knock-knock
39:12jokes, eh?
39:13Listen,
39:14you're fine.
39:15I just
39:15feel a bit
39:16meh.
39:16Maybe a
39:17dirty
39:17limerick?
39:18Oh,
39:18that brings
39:19back memories.
39:20Eh?
39:20My
39:21Auntie
39:21Janine had
39:22a summer
39:22cottage there.
39:23Where?
39:24Limerick.
39:26What were
39:26you talking
39:27about?
39:29She
39:29managed to do
39:30in two
39:30seconds what I
39:31failed to do
39:31in half an
39:32hour.
39:32Maggie,
39:33there's no
39:33tonic.
39:34You know
39:34where they
39:35are.
39:40Blimey,
39:40look at the
39:41state of
39:41you.
39:42What for
39:43you coming
39:43for?
39:44A drink
39:44or a
39:45defibrillator?
39:46I spend
39:465k.
39:47Oh,
39:48come on,
39:48please.
39:48We've just
39:49done once
39:49around the
39:49red rack.
39:50It's a
39:50big rack.
39:51And so
39:51are you,
39:52but I
39:52don't go
39:52on about
39:53it.
39:53Need
39:54a lager.
39:55Too
39:55right.
39:56You've
39:56a look
39:57of John
39:57Mills
39:57and
39:57ice
39:58cold
39:58and
39:58Alex.
40:00I'll
40:00tell you
40:00what,
40:00will you
40:00make that
40:01too,
40:01place?
40:01Do you
40:01want to
40:02drink,
40:02girls?
40:03Oh,
40:03go on,
40:03I'll have
40:04a G&T.
40:04I'm
40:04feeling
40:05fancy.
40:05Oh,
40:05yeah,
40:06same for
40:06me,
40:06thanks.
40:06Get a
40:07shift on
40:07those
40:08tannics,
40:08Eva.
40:09I don't
40:09like to
40:09keep my
40:10customers
40:10waiting.
40:12Excuse
40:13me.
40:16So,
40:16what is
40:17all this
40:17in aid
40:17of?
40:18Getting
40:19fit.
40:20Well,
40:20you wouldn't
40:20catch me
40:21in a gym.
40:22People
40:22have heart
40:23attacks in
40:24gyms.
40:24When have
40:24you been
40:25near a gym
40:25ever?
40:26Exactly.
40:27And I'm
40:27strong as
40:28an ox.
40:29Being with
40:30him.
40:31I've just
40:31realised I
40:32can't rely
40:32solely on
40:33my sparkling
40:33personality
40:34anymore.
40:35He's
40:35trying to
40:36talk me
40:36into signing
40:36up for
40:37a half
40:37marathon.
40:38Well,
40:39I mean,
40:39talk is
40:39cheap.
40:40We're
40:40both
40:40entered.
40:42What?
40:43Yeah,
40:44you know,
40:44I signed
40:45up online
40:45and the
40:46best thing
40:46is we're
40:47raising
40:47money for
40:47an M&D
40:48charity.
40:48Oh.
40:49See him.
40:50Oh,
40:50that is so
40:51wonderful.
40:52Oh,
40:53I could hug
40:54you,
40:54but I've
40:54just washed
40:54my hair.
40:55Well,
40:55you're always
40:55saying you
40:56want to do
40:56more for them
40:56after they
40:57were so
40:57brilliant
40:57with
40:58Paul.
40:58So,
40:58you know,
40:59two birds,
41:00one stunt
41:00and the
41:01best bit
41:01is now
41:01you can't
41:02get out
41:02of it.
41:09Hey.
41:10Hey.
41:10I did
41:11text you.
41:11I was
41:12going to
41:12get cracking
41:12on with
41:13some dinner,
41:13but there's
41:13very little
41:14to work
41:14with.
41:15Which is
41:15why I
41:16picked
41:16something
41:17up.
41:17I
41:17thought
41:18we'd
41:18go
41:18healthy.
41:20Oh.
41:21Then I
41:22decided that
41:22was a terrible
41:23idea,
41:23so it
41:24is dirty
41:24burgers
41:24and
41:25posh
41:25wine.
41:25Hmm.
41:26Result.
41:27Hey.
41:30Hey.
41:32Look,
41:33I, uh,
41:34I thought
41:35you'd be
41:35mad at me,
41:36you know,
41:36for going
41:36after her,
41:37but I
41:37just don't
41:38want to
41:38cause any
41:38more trouble
41:39for us,
41:39Carla.
41:39I know,
41:40I know you
41:40thought you'd
41:41be mad at me
41:41because I
41:42went off
41:42at her,
41:43but I
41:44don't know.
41:45I think that's
41:46what she
41:46wants,
41:47to wire me
41:48up and push
41:48my buttons.
41:50Yeah,
41:50well,
41:50I told her
41:51to leave
41:51us alone.
41:52Did you?
41:54Yeah.
41:54really
41:57sorry
41:58I let her
41:58ruin
41:58today
41:59for us.
42:01No,
42:01you didn't.
42:03You didn't.
42:06Anyway,
42:07you've
42:07salvaged it
42:07with dirty
42:08burgers
42:08and wine.
42:08I just
42:11need to
42:12keep telling
42:13myself that
42:14this situation
42:14is not
42:15going to be
42:15forever,
42:16she's going
42:16to be gone
42:16soon,
42:17and I
42:18just need
42:18to keep
42:18a lid
42:19on this
42:19awful
42:19temporary
42:20line.
42:21But I'm
42:22telling you,
42:22babe,
42:22it ain't
42:23easy.
42:25Come here.
42:38Sirs are now
42:41demanding a
42:42bubble bath,
42:43so there
42:44might be
42:44some time.
42:45No worries.
43:05Yes,
43:05mate,
43:06it's Carl.
43:06Well,
43:08that's why
43:09I'm calling.
43:10I'm,
43:10I'm missing
43:11Deutschland.
43:13Yeah,
43:14things haven't
43:14really worked
43:15out here.
43:16So if you
43:17can keep
43:18an eye out
43:18for any
43:18little flats
43:19somewhere
43:20central.
43:22Are you
43:23serious?
43:24You still
43:24live in the
43:25same place?
43:27Mate,
43:28that would
43:28really help
43:28till I find
43:29somewhere.
43:29No,
43:31no,
43:32it'll just
43:34be me
43:34flying solo.
43:36all right,
43:38cheers,
43:38mate.
43:40All right,
43:41cheers,
43:41mate.
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