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RuPaul's Drag Race UK - Season 7 Episode 9 -
Comedy is a Bitch
Comedy is a Bitch
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00:00We need to give our pop culture goddesses, the Huns, a head-to-toe drag transformation.
00:07Charlotte Chesh, a cheeky man.
00:10Sue got a bit more glue gunning to do.
00:12I am shitting it.
00:13Have you ever acted as a sheep before?
00:16Who wants to be a sheep?
00:19Katrin Feelings and Shirley Bassey.
00:22I believe when the real Shirley Bassey can't sleep, this is what she counts.
00:27Bonnie and Clyde, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
00:30It is a bit sloppy.
00:32Bones and blood.
00:34When you guys come around the corner, we all gasp.
00:37It's very jaw-dropping.
00:39Bones, contractulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
00:44Katrin Feelings, Shantae, you stay.
00:48Bonnie and Clyde, sashay away.
00:57Oh my days, well done to you.
01:06Hello.
01:07We're back in the workroom and I've just sent Bonnie home.
01:10She's brought a lot.
01:11I've sent home an amazing queen, but also a queen with two badges.
01:16Oh Jesus, she's so stunning.
01:19So happy to have a drag family in you all.
01:23Best of luck.
01:24BAC out.
01:26Love you Bonnie Anne.
01:27Love you Bonnie Anne.
01:28How are you feeling Miss Ketchum?
01:30If I'm completely honest, I thought I was going to be the one going.
01:34With Bonnie having like two badges under her wing, I really thought it was going to be the end for me.
01:39You know?
01:40Not nice.
01:41Well done though girl.
01:42Thanks girl.
01:43I really feel like I made a really good friend in Bonnie.
01:46So, I'm sad and she was also a front runner.
01:50She just won Snatch Game.
01:52I think we're all just a bit gags really.
01:55I'm completely heartbroken that Bonnie's gone.
01:57She was my Irish sister in this and we could all learn a lot from Bonnie Anne Clyde.
02:02100%.
02:03Absolutely.
02:04Bonnie, no!
02:06Cheers!
02:07Cheers!
02:08Cheers!
02:09No!
02:10Cheers!
02:11There we go.
02:12Our Bonnie's gone.
02:13You need to rest your hooves honey.
02:15Yes.
02:16Love you Bonnie.
02:17Right here we go.
02:18I think I was really close to getting my second badge this week.
02:21But, Bones did an incredible job with Charlotte.
02:24So, props to you darling.
02:26But, oh my god girls.
02:28Congratulations to Miss Bones.
02:30Yes!
02:31I've had a redemption.
02:32You did.
02:33Second badge win now.
02:34We got two of them now.
02:35Two badge company.
02:36I'm joining my sister Elle in the two badge club.
02:39I just need to prove to Rue that I've got this new energy inside me.
02:42And it doesn't need to be a challenge that I know that I'm good at.
02:45I can put this energy into anything now moving forward.
02:49Elle, so you just finished week eight and you're still yet to be anywhere near the bottom.
02:53That's so fair.
02:54Well tonight I was probably not too far away from the bottom.
02:58I was prepared to lift things tonight.
03:00Take the safe.
03:01I'll take the safe.
03:02But, yeah, it's kind of wild that, yeah, I haven't lip-secked.
03:06Am I the only one who hasn't lip-secked?
03:07I was just going to say you were the only one here that hasn't lip-secked.
03:10Wow.
03:11Wild.
03:12I feel relieved that this week is over.
03:14I feel like I didn't struggle this week.
03:17But I think that's the closest to the bottom two I ever want to be.
03:21Oh wait, girls, I'm getting a phone call.
03:25Hello?
03:26Oh, it's time to get out of drag.
03:27Off and pop, girls.
03:28Yay!
03:29Finally!
03:30Let's go!
03:31This is our last chance to make it to the final.
03:35Oh, she got me!
03:36It really is a fight to the finish.
03:38I'm hurting the sheep.
03:39No!
03:40Don't chase me.
03:41There's a bit of a running theme of people being in the bottom one week,
03:44and then winning a badge the next week.
03:46So, girls, I think next week could be my week.
03:53You thought it was over, didn't you?
03:54I think you did.
03:55I am very glad to still have Kat here.
03:57Listen, we're all sisters at this point,
03:59but some of these sisters I'm clearly a little bit more invested in than others.
04:03We're so close to the end.
04:04I know.
04:05So fierce.
04:06Oh.
04:07They fled.
04:09Quite the scandal.
04:12The winner, crowned the UK's next Drag Race Superstar,
04:16will receive a cash prize of £25,000.
04:21Tonight, with Michelle Visage, Alan Carr,
04:24and extra special guest judge, Sophie Willens.
04:28New Ball Drag Race is the best drag we win.
04:31The best drag we win.
04:36It's a new day in the workroom.
04:39We've survived another week.
04:41Top five!
04:43Woo!
04:44Gal, this is the semi-final.
04:46That's mad!
04:47Oh, my God.
04:48This is top five.
04:49Top five!
04:50That's so fierce.
04:51And I would just like to congratulate Bones on two badges.
04:55Welcome to the two badges.
04:56Thank you, honey.
04:57Thank you very much.
04:58How are you feeling?
04:59Yeah, good.
05:00Feels good to be back.
05:01I'm ready for whatever's next.
05:03The girls should be scared.
05:04I love them all, but I'm happy to see the downfall.
05:07How are you feeling?
05:08Because you thought you were going to win that, didn't you?
05:10Would I have liked it?
05:11Yes.
05:12Did I get it?
05:13No.
05:14Am I bitter?
05:15Maybe a little bit.
05:16Of course.
05:17The vibe in the workroom is a little tense.
05:19Nobody wants to be going home at this point.
05:21We've all worked so, so hard to get here,
05:23but sadly someone's going to have to go and it's not going to be me.
05:28This is actually our last opportunity to get to the final of RuPaul's Drag Race.
05:33Woo!
05:34Woo!
05:35Woo!
05:36Woo!
05:37Woo!
05:38Her majesty that already had herses.
05:41My queens.
05:42Hi-ya.
05:43Time to put the yo in yoga, the whore in horoscope, and the shock in chakra.
05:49Woo!
05:50Because this is the dawning of the age of Aquarius.
05:54We're going to a spa!
05:55We're going to a spa!
05:56We're going to a spa!
05:57We're going to a spa!
05:58Okay, okay, okay.
05:59Hello, hello, hello!
06:00Hello!
06:01Hello!
06:02Good morning, queens, and congratulations.
06:07You've made it to the semifinals.
06:09Woo!
06:10Listen, I know the pressure is getting intense, so I want you to take a moment.
06:17Close your eyes.
06:19Now, take a deep breath in, and exhale.
06:23Ahh!
06:24Didn't I feel good?
06:25Yes, it's good.
06:26Now, repeat after me.
06:28My goal.
06:29My goal.
06:30Is to always come from a place of love.
06:34Is to always come from a place of love.
06:37But sometimes.
06:38But sometimes.
06:39You've got to break it down for a mother tucker.
06:42You've got to break it down for a mother tucker.
06:45For this week's Maxi Challenge, you get to cleanse your auras.
06:50At the Karma is a Bitch comedy roast.
06:57Oh, my days.
06:59The roast.
07:00Another comedy challenge.
07:02Which, fingers crossed, I would be able to slay in.
07:04Hashtag Drag Race UK.
07:06Now, this is your chance to heal with your fellow competitors.
07:11And make the judges laugh their yoga pants off.
07:15And I hope you believe in reincarnation.
07:18Because the eliminated season seven queens are returning.
07:23Oh!
07:24Godly stink!
07:25And they can't wait to hear what you have to say about them.
07:28Oh, I'm sorry.
07:29I can imagine.
07:30I am so excited to see the eliminated queens.
07:33I have missed them all.
07:34Well, most of them.
07:36And I'm definitely excited to roast them.
07:38This is going to be fun.
07:39Now, to align your charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talents.
07:43In a moment, you'll be meeting with comedian Sophie Willen.
07:47Oh, I cannot wait to meet Sophie Willen.
07:52She's won a BAFTA, you know.
07:54Now, Bones and Catra.
07:56As last week's winner and lip sync survivor,
07:59you'll get together to choose the performance order.
08:03Oh!
08:04Together!
08:05Yes!
08:06My sister.
08:07My sister.
08:08Racers, start your engines.
08:10And may the best drag queen win.
08:12Woo!
08:13Let's go!
08:14Go!
08:15Right then.
08:19So, this is wild.
08:21We've got the power to choose the line-up.
08:23We could go either way.
08:24We could be nice to our sisters or throw them under the bus.
08:26Have you got any ideas of where you want to be in the line-up?
08:29I personally would like to be first.
08:32Oh, okay.
08:33Yeah.
08:34Bones going first, I think is really brave for her.
08:36Fair play to her.
08:37What's the worst thing that could happen?
08:39She could go home.
08:40Where would you like to go?
08:42Well, I was also thinking first,
08:44but maybe should we chuck me right at the end?
08:47I think that really works.
08:48Just to finish it all off.
08:49I'll be the gravy on the roast.
08:50Yeah?
08:51I like that.
08:52Kat has really set herself up for a big one here,
08:54and I feel like she's going to deliver.
08:55She's really funny.
08:56So, why not?
08:58So, them two are deciding.
08:59Mm-hmm.
09:00How do you think they're going to go with it?
09:01Do you think they're going to be strategic?
09:02Do you think they're going to be...
09:03I think it'd be foolish not to be.
09:05I mean, it was so close to the end, and, like, to be honest,
09:08I feel like Kat Jen will probably be fine.
09:11Like, she's really, really funny.
09:12Well, this should be her challenge to win, really.
09:14Yeah.
09:15I don't really mind where I go.
09:16You can go first and be crap, and you can go last and be crap.
09:19And be crap.
09:20Yeah, it doesn't really matter as long as your material's good.
09:22I have never really written comedy before.
09:25I can always stand up and read the girls,
09:27but writing something down and making a full routine
09:30is not really something I've done before.
09:32No pressure.
09:33I'm worried for Selexa.
09:35And I'm only basing this off the reading challenge.
09:38She is funny. She is funny.
09:39She can be.
09:40But when it comes to structuring comedy,
09:42I think that's where she might lose it.
09:44So, maybe, do we put her...
09:47I'm thinking second or third.
09:49I was thinking, yeah, third, like, in the middle.
09:51I think third.
09:52OK, that works for me.
09:53Just so we have then someone to come in after her to pick it up,
09:55and I think chuck Tayras in after Selexa.
09:57Yeah.
09:58I think Tayras could be funny.
09:59And then I feel like Elle would be able to, like,
10:01set the tone after you.
10:03Let's op.
10:04Come on, girls, hurry up.
10:06Do you want to know the order?
10:08Yes, please.
10:09We've been chomping at the bit.
10:10Starting off, the roast will be our bones.
10:13Hey!
10:14And then following bones will be...
10:17Elle.
10:18OK, thank you, guys.
10:20OK.
10:21And then, right smack bang in the middle,
10:23we've got Miss Selexa Dixon.
10:25Gorgeous.
10:26Yes.
10:27And then following Miss Selexa will be Tayras.
10:29I'll take that, yeah.
10:30And finishing us off will be old Katrin Felix.
10:32Wee!
10:33That sounds like a good line-up, guys.
10:35Well done.
10:36I'm happy with that.
10:37I feel completely fine about bones and Katrin making this decision.
10:40I mean, at the end of the day, if you're shit, you're shit.
10:43And if you're funny, you're funny.
10:45Well, girls, I'm ready to cleanse my chakras and get writing.
10:49So let's make out a fierce roast, girls.
10:51Come on, let's kill you!
10:52Come on!
11:01Let me...
11:03You've got to be happy with what you're writing.
11:05And I am just as tits with writing.
11:07Is there anyone we're not looking forward to seeing?
11:09I had a nightmare last night that Paige shouted at me.
11:11Because you made her on a level nine?
11:12Yeah, because she came in and I was like,
11:13Oh my God, hi, sister.
11:14And she was like, How dare you!
11:18I need a full redemption moment from a snatch game.
11:20This challenge is really important to prove not just to myself,
11:23but to the judges that I can do this.
11:25So, Tayras, how are you feeling?
11:26Brighton's like very comedy and like cabaret based.
11:29This is something that's been my wheelhouse,
11:31but it's not...
11:32I wouldn't say it's my main strength.
11:33So I'm looking forward to challenge myself
11:35and I'm already coming up with some nice material
11:37that I feel like is going to get me a badge!
11:40I feel like a lot of the jokes in this writing process
11:42are coming quite naturally to me.
11:44I mean, I think I'm hilarious.
11:46I think, you know, joy has to come from within
11:48is what I tell myself.
11:49So guys, out of all of us here,
11:51who do you think is the worst at taking a joke?
11:53Viola.
11:54Yeah, Viola.
11:55I think it's Katrin.
11:56I'm talking about us here.
11:57Oh, here.
11:58How dare you! I could take a joke!
12:01No, I could take a joke.
12:02If it's aimed at you, Katrin, you go,
12:03that's not funny. I didn't laugh.
12:05I never say that.
12:06That wasn't funny.
12:07Can I just say, I took jokes in the read
12:09and I didn't cry once.
12:10I didn't cry, but you didn't laugh either.
12:12Because I went funny.
12:16Hello, Queens!
12:19Come and join me.
12:20Yeah!
12:21Let's go!
12:22Let's go!
12:23She went with the glam.
12:24Sophie Willen, I adore her.
12:26She's so, so funny.
12:27I can't wait.
12:28Lovely to meet you all.
12:29Lovely to meet you.
12:30You're obviously clearly fabulous
12:31and you've got this far.
12:32But are you funny?
12:34Yes!
12:35We're about to find out.
12:36In our own special way.
12:37Well, who's the funniest queen here, then, would you say?
12:40I'd say Katrin.
12:41Oh, really?
12:42Guys, fabulous.
12:43Well, she talks a big game, so we'll see.
12:44We've not seen comedy yet.
12:45But the outfit last week was funny, to be fair.
12:47My expectations are very high for myself.
12:51I'm feeling very positive, very confident.
12:53I mean, I need to because I need to get that badge.
12:56What would be the best way to, like,
12:58follow up from a joke that just bombed?
13:00I'm not asking for myself.
13:01I'm asking for four friends.
13:02Very good.
13:03I'm liking it.
13:04You just have to keep going, don't you?
13:06Yeah.
13:07You can even reference it.
13:08You know, that didn't go great, did it?
13:10Being able to laugh at yourself is key, isn't it?
13:12Yeah, yeah.
13:13I think make light of it and move on.
13:15What would you say is the best way to make it
13:18come across as natural as possible?
13:20I think, first of all, it's like a night out
13:22and you're having a laugh.
13:24I also think with roasting, it's quite nice
13:27when the jokes just roll off.
13:28Yeah.
13:29You know, it's a little bit like you're
13:30just making a bit of a dig.
13:31You know, I always think you're in a shopping queue
13:33in a supermarket and something's irritating.
13:36You need to say something a bit cutting
13:37to the person next to you.
13:38Yeah.
13:39You know, the casualness of it.
13:41Sophie is calm.
13:42You can tell she's jokes.
13:44And I think all five of us could do with all the help
13:46we can get.
13:47I think I'm quite funny, but I have an issue.
13:50When I'm nervous, I shake.
13:51Yeah, yeah.
13:52And my hands shake and my legs shake.
13:54Have you heard of anything called anchoring?
13:56No.
13:57Just have one point of your body that you can touch.
13:59It might be, I used to do this here.
14:01And you take your breaths and you get your body calm.
14:04Yeah.
14:05If you find yourself getting in a state of panic,
14:07take your breath and just take a second.
14:10You're in no rush.
14:11I think that's the main thing.
14:12Yeah.
14:13I'm kind of nervous about going first and anchoring.
14:16That is everything I need.
14:17Something for when it's getting a bit too much for me,
14:20I can use to kind of just recenter myself
14:23and concentrate again.
14:25To be honest, this is a challenge I really not experienced
14:28in things like this.
14:29Right, yeah.
14:30This is a scary one for me.
14:31Oh, something less.
14:32But I think being able to bring my family into it
14:35and make it more personal is probably the way to go for me.
14:37Sounds fantastic.
14:38If you're doing personal, find some one-liners
14:41to just create the world that you've come from.
14:43How do you describe someone in one sentence?
14:45So in Alma's Not Normal, you know, I say about the mum,
14:48she looks very much like Iggy Pop does now, you know.
14:51But it is, you just need one line that gives you everything,
14:54you know, with joke writing and roast.
14:57I think it's the closest to writing poetry.
14:59I had a line in Alma Series 2, sorry to reference myself,
15:02but, you know, one of the lines I really liked is,
15:04she's had that many thread lifts,
15:05she's got the face of a drawstring purse.
15:07And I just love the rhythm of her.
15:09I think lines with a nice rhythm is just as important
15:13and the time length as the punchline for me.
15:16So say if I'm up there and there's just a complete brain fart
15:20and I forget where I am and what I do,
15:22what's your best advice for that?
15:24Yeah, I've done that a few times.
15:26You can say, just stand on, this is what it's like.
15:28If I don't have my shopping list, I forget my stuff.
15:30Bring it in as part of the performance, you know.
15:32If you lose track of something,
15:34but you're funny whilst you're doing it,
15:36it doesn't matter, you know.
15:38I am loving having Sophie in the room.
15:40She is so fun and she's just filling us all with such confidence.
15:44Right, before I go, to get you in the mood,
15:47so you can do this backstage,
15:49and I'd like to teach you my titty mantra.
15:51Ooh.
15:52OK.
15:53OK.
15:54So it goes like this.
15:55If in doubt, titty shake it out.
15:58Titty shake it out.
15:59Titty shake it out.
16:00I love that.
16:02Are we ready?
16:03I want to give it a go.
16:04Let's do it.
16:05Titty shake it out.
16:06Almost exposed my nipple there.
16:07If in doubt, titty shake it out.
16:09Titty shake it out.
16:10Titty shake it out.
16:11Titty shake it out.
16:12Woo!
16:13I feel like me and Sophie are just spiritually connected.
16:17We both love our titty shake to just calm our nerves
16:21and ground us back on this hideous earth.
16:24Whoa.
16:25Thank you so much.
16:26You're going to be fabulous.
16:27I can't wait to see you.
16:28Good luck.
16:29Thank you so much.
16:31Love you.
16:32I feel like I've learned so much.
16:34Right, let's get this.
16:35Roaster cooking.
16:42How are you two feeling about having to roast each other?
16:46I mean, you've almost been in each other's pants,
16:48so this is going to be...
16:49I think that's very generous.
16:51You two have been very generous with your hands,
16:54I've been seeing.
16:55So how's it going to feel roasting each other?
16:57Are you going to go hard or are you going to be nice
16:59to your loved one?
17:00To be honest, I haven't got many roasts about you.
17:03I've probably got like one or two.
17:05I've got to cut down for her.
17:07I'm always on her mind, what can I say?
17:10I think Katrin and Taris might have to prepare
17:12for their first lover's tiff,
17:14but I'm quite excited.
17:16I love her row.
17:17Okay, girls, so one of us will not be making it
17:21to the final four tonight.
17:23This is our final push.
17:25I'll see you on the flip side,
17:26you bunch of ugly fucks.
17:28All right.
17:30Well, good luck, everyone.
17:31Get it off your desk.
17:32Go get it off.
17:33See you at home, girl.
17:40Put the bass in your wing Head to toe Make your own body top Are you
18:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.
18:10My favorite yogi, Michelle Visage.
18:13Now, enlighten me.
18:15Do you prefer a cat cow or a downward doggy?
18:19Ru, I can do both of those, but I prefer the spread eagle.
18:24Ah.
18:25Difficult one.
18:26And the super spexy Alan Carr.
18:29Alan, what's that smell?
18:32Oh, that.
18:33That's the smell of burning flesh.
18:36I accidentally sat on an incense stick.
18:40Mmm, hope.
18:45And our comedy guru, Sophie Willen, thank you for coaching our queens.
18:52I've had a lovely time, Ru.
18:53I feel very mindful.
18:55Very demure.
18:56Well, there's no better medicine than laughter, right?
18:59Well, have you tried sitting on an incense stick, Ru?
19:04Actually.
19:04I bet you are.
19:07This week, we challenged our queens to cleanse their auras at the Karma is a Bitch comedy roast.
19:14And tonight on the runway, category is English Country Garden Realness.
19:20Racers, start your engines.
19:23And may the best drag queen win.
19:25Sun salutations, queens.
19:36Welcome to the Karma is a Bitch comedy roast.
19:43Please join me in welcoming our first spiritual sister, Bo's.
19:50Welcome, my children.
20:00Now, today we're going to be working through a technique I've designed called boning.
20:04Paige, it's not what you think it is.
20:06This is a technique in which we expel all negative feelings that have been built up throughout this competition.
20:11This pause isn't ideal, but I need to remember what Sophie told me and anchor myself.
20:27Now, you won't be surprised.
20:31I've had quite a few negative feelings throughout this competition.
20:34But, as the comedy queen of the season, I'm going to guide you through this meditation today.
20:41Let us begin, starting with our very own pork chop pasty.
20:48The saying goes, she ate and left no crumbs.
20:52But in pasty's case, she nibbled and then left.
20:58Speaking of terrible wigs, makeup and outfits, or should I say costumes.
21:04We have Viola.
21:06Viola is an amazing talent.
21:08She's an incredible singer, she's a master at the violin, and in the sewing challenge, she was a seamstress.
21:15Oh, wait, no, I wrote that wrong.
21:16In the sewing challenge, she seems stressed.
21:23Nayam Bella.
21:25She's plastic, and she's also dumb as a rock.
21:28And I think she uses said rock to apply her makeup.
21:31But for this next girl, I think it's important for me to bring back an old friend, just for her.
21:39Can you just give me one moment, please?
21:40All right, page three.
21:50Hello, darling.
21:51Bones is doing Liam Garlick, guys.
21:53I mean, it could really go well, and she could smash it, or she could just, you know, bomb.
21:58Everything about you is strong. Your stance, the way you hit choreo, your brow bone.
22:05You really are a handsome lady.
22:09The only thing I guess that isn't strong about you is you being competition.
22:16The lovely Bonnie is back, the daddy of the group.
22:19And maybe she took that role a little bit too literally,
22:22because like a classic Irish father figure, she left just before things got too serious.
22:28I hope you liked my meditation today.
22:33And if you did, my name's Bones and you can come back any time.
22:36If you didn't, my name's Liam Galga, and I'm not very funny.
22:41Thank you very much.
22:46I'll be honest with the world, I'm really surprised with Bones.
22:48Like, you know, I'm surprised, but I'm also quite proud of that. Fair play, girl.
22:53Up next, Elle Varsk.
22:58Hello, everyone.
23:00My mum always told me that if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
23:05But she also lives by the statement, speak now or forever hold your peace.
23:11So that's exactly what I'm going to do today.
23:13You know, I'm here to clear my mind and detoxify my soul of all of my negative opinions towards my dear sisters.
23:20So buckle up, bitches.
23:23So Katrin loves a good catnap, as she calls them.
23:26She could sleep anywhere with anyone at any time or any place.
23:30But babes, I get it.
23:32She needs a lot more beauty sleep than the rest of us do.
23:35Then on to her boyfriend, Tayris the Rock Mangarde.
23:42Now, Tayris is an amazing dancer.
23:45She is so light on her feet.
23:47It's the stage that takes the damage.
23:51Next up, page three.
23:53All Michelle wanted from page this season was some versatility.
23:56But I'm going to defend my sister.
23:58Michelle, she did show versatility.
24:00Those bikinis were all different colours.
24:02And my Irish sister, Bonnie's here.
24:07She really played the game this season.
24:09She kept her cards very close.
24:11Probably to hide that five o'clock shadow.
24:13I mean, that five o'clock shadow is so dark, girl, it's midnight.
24:17And Selexa, I hope you don't mind me telling everyone this.
24:21Selexa actually has a tattoo on her ass that says fierce in Chinese.
24:26I know, that's already a joke.
24:32But the funny thing is, Selexa in Chinese translates to
24:36what a dumb bitch for getting a tattoo like that.
24:40And speaking of dumb bitches, bones.
24:42Now, I myself have never actually broken a bone.
24:45But I heard a rumour that just before coming here,
24:48bones got a bone removed.
24:50Her funny bone.
24:54Now, guys, I feel so much better after that.
24:57I feel rejuvenated, revitalised and replenished.
25:01Elle's so sweet.
25:02So lovely.
25:03I know she's a little witch.
25:05But it's good and it's funny.
25:07See yous later.
25:12Up next, Selexa addiction.
25:15I'll be with you in ten.
25:23Now, this is your chance to find your inner peace.
25:28And I found mine.
25:30It was about six weeks ago when Viola exited the competition.
25:33Ooh.
25:34Her confidence can sometimes be confused for cockiness.
25:38But judging by her makeup, it is the only cock she will be getting.
25:41So let's let her have it.
25:42The universe has mysterious, funny ways of bringing us all together.
25:54Which, in this case, left the rest of us gagging and cringing at Terris and Katrin's love story.
26:01Mmm.
26:02Watching this blossom in real time has been truly so grotesque.
26:07Katrin spent a lot of time preparing for this competition.
26:13I think it was about ten minutes with her eyes closed.
26:16The girl loves Amazon.
26:18Take a look!
26:19Truly marvellous.
26:20After witnessing Bonnie, Anne Clydes, Mary and Joseph, I really consider changing my name to Sue Anne Seidel.
26:31But no, no.
26:34During this experience, Paige confided in me about a huge weight that she's been carrying.
26:41And yes, it was her shoulders.
26:44And understanding Elle is harder than seeing Katrin...
26:48See...
26:50Hi.
26:52Hi.
26:54Understanding Elle is harder than Katrin seeing Terris untuck.
26:58I know.
27:01She gets a little excited.
27:03I thought she meant that ugly.
27:06Now, please, raise your hands.
27:09Put them together.
27:11Fast.
27:13Thank you, everybody.
27:14And good night!
27:15Good night!
27:19So Lexa is a little bit ropey, but I think overall it's good.
27:23And see, to be honest, I just laugh at everything she says.
27:26Up next, Terris Mongardi.
27:33I'm not even there yet. Keep it going.
27:37That's right, big mama's in the house. How are you all feeling?
27:42Good!
27:43Good.
27:44Now, it has been mentioned, Katrin and I have been flirting a little bit, but when I walked into the workroom, I was instantly attracted to her.
27:51Because she's a big girl, and that's just how gravity works.
27:55Ah!
27:57Next up, we have Bones. Everyone clap for Bones.
28:00Yeah!
28:02Not the first time she's gotten the clap from a room full of strangers, and it will not be the last.
28:06Now, the first week, Elle did dress as the Titanic.
28:10Ooh!
28:11And judging from that set, she may also be on a sinking ship.
28:17Oh, that was funny. Go on, I'm polite chuckled. Don't tell you the best.
28:20And speaking of sinking ships, we have The Eliminated Girls!
28:24Yay!
28:25I'm gonna start off with my sister, Nayeon Bella.
28:28Now, what I love about Nayeon Bella is her true commitment to blackness.
28:33Her teeth, black.
28:35Her toenails, black.
28:37And her dance moves, surprisingly white, actually.
28:42But you know what? In the Snatch Game, Bonnie played a chair, and in the makeover, RuPaul sent her career to the electric one.
28:51Ooh!
28:53Now, Bonnie is also sober. Can we get some applause for that?
28:56Yes! Good!
28:58I know you stayed clean, because the entire time you were here, I saw nothing in your drag of substance.
29:03Ooh!
29:05Next up, we have Beige 3. Sorry, I mean, Page 3!
29:10Beige 3!
29:12Oh, you weren't at the start. It's been getting darker since the first week.
29:16Now, Page has made a transition from expected finalist to middle of the pack.
29:21Ooh!
29:23Ding dong!
29:25And now, let's welcome to the stage, the incomparable beauty...
29:28That can't be right. Oh, sorry.
29:30The incapable of beauty.
29:32It is...
29:34Catchin' Phoenix!
29:37Taras has done really well to go up without cue cards, but I guess when you don't have any jokes, it's quite easy to...
29:43Up next, Catrin Phelan.
29:48Power to the puffs!
29:53Welcome to the Catrin Carmen Phelan segment of the show.
29:58Now, first, I would like to pair up all my sisters with some crystals. How does that sound? Does that sound exciting?
30:06Chai, will you too, love? Oh, my darling sister.
30:09I would give you a clear quartz. A lovely, sparkling, shiny little rock, which everyone always seems to forget about.
30:16My sister. Love you.
30:20I would give my darling Tyrus a diamond, because you were beautiful, sparkling, rare and expensive.
30:29And under all that pressure, you're still a lump of coal.
30:32You just know how to do your highlight now. Fair play to you, girl. Fair play.
30:35There we go. Now then, my darling pasty for that make-up, I'd give you a brick.
30:46There you go.
30:48This is meant to be the closing performance of the roast, but where is the funny?
30:54I'd like us all to do a bit of visualisation. We walk in, down the street, and we see Viola.
30:59Looking like the sex child of Mr. Blobby and Octavia.
31:04Oh!
31:06Oh, okay.
31:08My sister.
31:10Now then, for this next section, I would like to connect with some goddesses, if I may.
31:14So please connect me to the moon goddess.
31:18Whoa-ho, Tina Turner! Have you finally rang me back?
31:22Who are we speaking to, please?
31:24It's me, Bonnie Tyler. I lost Snatch Game to a fucking chair.
31:27Now then, Bonnie Tyler, have you got any wisdom for us?
31:34Yes, I've got some wisdom for Sally.
31:37Sally needs to treat the competition like a kid in a candy store.
31:41But, Bonnie, Sally's diabetic.
31:45Which, if anything, that's how the competition has gone for her, unfortunately.
31:48Aw!
31:49My sister.
31:50Now then, Bonnie, any more information for us?
31:57Yes, one for Bones.
31:59She needs to stop shaking like a shitting dog.
32:02I remember we were in the building earlier, we had to evacuate about twice because the building nearly came down.
32:08And what advice would you give to her?
32:09I remember I had some drama toast with Whitney Houston.
32:13And she said, Bonnie, have you got any coke?
32:16And I went, no, sorry, love, I've only got a lemonade.
32:22So I would say to Bones that she needs to practice her lines.
32:26Fair play to her.
32:28My sister.
32:29Well, I've been Katrin Phylens. Diolch yn fawr.
32:35Wow, Katrin talked a really big game about this roast.
32:39And I laughed once, but that was out of pity.
32:42Nice.
32:43My sister.
32:51Category is English Country Garden Realness.
32:55First up, Bones.
32:56I want to see us.
32:59My idea for this runway is girls been invited to a tea party, but she took ages getting ready.
33:05And then by the time she gets there, the cakes are moldy and they're covered in flies.
33:08She got this at the swamp meet.
33:10Oh, yes, of course she did.
33:12I've got these nice little cupcakes on my hips and on my shoulder.
33:16They are moldy and have flies around them.
33:19So it's giving kind of like glamour, but also a little bit of gross.
33:23Is it vampy or swampy?
33:27This is like the epitome of my drag.
33:31It's like gorgeous, but there's always kind of a bit of like a grungy edge to it.
33:36Wasn't she in that film Postcards from the Hedge?
33:38Up next, Elle Vosk.
33:39Ladies and gentlemen, RuPaul's basket case.
33:49I'm walking out holding a blue hydrangea, a little nod to my Belfast sister.
33:55Oh, she's into a heavy petal.
33:58Usually my look has a wee bit of a wink, wink, nudge, nudge about it.
34:03Whereas this one is just classic beauty.
34:06It is Linda Evangelista on the cover of Vogue.
34:08I just feel so fashion and so gorge.
34:10Bouquet away.
34:14Selects addiction.
34:16Now, I may not be a thorn expert, but I know a big prick when I see one.
34:19I am serving you British garden. I've got vases all over me. I'm traipsing through the secret garden, ready to pollinate you.
34:34What are you using for fertilizer?
34:41I made this look head to toe. This really was a labor of love.
34:45I wanted to have the flowers cascading out of the sleeves and out of my buttocks.
34:50I wanted this to be dripping in glamour and that I am.
34:55I hear her favorite song is holding back the shears.
34:57Yeah.
35:00I'm showing to the judges that I don't have to have breasts to be breast and show.
35:07Up next, Tayris Mungardi.
35:10This look represents me to a tee.
35:13It's a nod to Africana. It's a nod to my love of fashion.
35:16It's a nod to the icon herself, Beyonce, and honey, I'm the boy-once of season seven.
35:23Ooh, fruity bitch.
35:27I wore this outfit the first time I ever won a ballroom trophy.
35:30And honey, I'm here to snatch my tens and a bag. Let's be real clear.
35:35Excuse me?
35:38This is just fashion, gal. I just look sick.
35:42She's saving the zest till last.
35:44Mmm.
35:46Up next, Katrin Feelings.
35:49She bought this at the soil of the century.
35:51I'm walking through the palace gardens of the Emerald City Tower.
35:58I'm off to go and see the Wizard of Oz and ask him if he can give me a BBL for free.
36:03Don't stop believing, baby.
36:06It's posh. It's green. It's Emerald City realness.
36:11Oh, I think I can see her leaf curtains.
36:14Welcome, queens. With just one week until the grand finale, it's time for the judges' critiques.
36:27Let's start with Bones.
36:30In the Rose, you had a lot of jokes, and a lot of them landed.
36:33And in the sewing challenge, she was a seamstress.
36:37Oh, wait, no, I wrote that wrong.
36:38In the sewing challenge, she seemed stressed.
36:44You do have the ability to be funny.
36:47Thank you. Believe in that.
36:49It's not easy opening up a roast, but you handled it so well.
36:52And, you know, you reclaimed your Liam Gallagher.
36:55All right, page three.
36:57Hello, darling.
36:58I was really impressed with you.
36:59I thought you did fabulously.
37:00We were talking about nerves, and you were saying you were going to be shaking, and I didn't see it.
37:04Did you do any of the anchoring?
37:06I took a bit of a pause.
37:07I was like, I just need to take a minute before I start.
37:10I just thought you owned the room, and you took your time.
37:13I was impressed.
37:15This look tonight, this is great.
37:16Your legs look beautiful.
37:17It's like lichen.
37:19It's just gorgeous.
37:21I mean, you could make algae sexy.
37:24You look gorgeous tonight, and you chose to go first.
37:27Are you happy you did that?
37:28Yeah.
37:29I thought, by going first least, you can't compare me to the person before.
37:32Mm-hmm.
37:33Because you're comparing me to an empty stage.
37:34So it can only get better.
37:37It can only get better.
37:38And I'm glad it did.
37:41Fantastic.
37:42Thank you, Ro.
37:43Up next, Elle Vosk.
37:45Let's talk about your roast.
37:47There were some funny moments.
37:48Just before coming here, Bones got a bone removed.
37:51Her funny bone.
37:52LAUGHTER
37:55But you could have gone deeper.
37:56There were some laughs there, but I just need you to get your teeth right into those other queens and make it a proper roast, you know?
38:04You've got brilliant comic timing and rhythm, but I think I feel a little bit similar about the jokes.
38:08I wanted a bit more of a surprise and an edge.
38:11Did you enjoy yourself?
38:12As soon as I came out, I just felt like I could just go for it and have fun.
38:17You've got the charm and you've got the charisma to really pull it off.
38:21I love this look so much.
38:23Oh, thank you.
38:24This is so Dior.
38:25This is so vintage and beautiful.
38:27That's a 10 from me.
38:28It's just so classy.
38:30I mean, I'd wear that to the shops, actually.
38:33Just gorgeous.
38:34I can see myself, you know.
38:35You can borrow it.
38:36Can I? Do you mind?
38:39Just the way that you moved in it.
38:40You swished with grace.
38:41I loved it.
38:42It's giving me Miranda Richardson, the actress.
38:45It's so cinematic is what it is.
38:48Thanks, Ro.
38:49I think you selects addiction.
38:51You had some funny jokes.
38:53It's just you kept tripping up.
38:54You had me laughing from the moment you came on.
38:57You were so enjoying being mean.
38:59You were just...
39:01You had this mischievous twinkle in your eye.
39:04Sometimes the jokes landed, sometimes they didn't.
39:07I thought your physical comedy was great.
39:09I did think you could slow down a little bit,
39:12but generally I'd say fabulous one-liners, great comic timing,
39:15and the outfits are just brilliant.
39:18That silhouette you came out in for the roast was just hilarious.
39:22And even this look is completely bonkers.
39:25The teeny-tiny waist, the 12-inch platforms,
39:28no breastplate tonight, good.
39:30It's always great to switch it.
39:31I know you love a friggin' bouncy chestplate.
39:33Mm-hmm.
39:34I love this outfit.
39:35The more you look at it, the more you see, like,
39:37what are they, the bouquets of flowers in there?
39:40Yeah, the butterflies.
39:41Yes.
39:42Yes.
39:43And I love that color, that greeny gold.
39:45It just shimmers.
39:46Who made this?
39:47Take a wild guess.
39:48Um, let's see.
39:49Uh, was it you?
39:51It what?
39:52How did you guess?
39:53Yeah.
39:54Yeah, it was a bloody ball, like, getting there.
39:56But I made it.
39:58But yeah.
39:59Well, thank you very much.
40:02Up next, Tayris Mongardi.
40:04The first word I wrote down for you was confident.
40:07I loved the way that you looked.
40:09You were also the only one who didn't look at cards.
40:12Not an easy thing to do.
40:14You either got it or you don't.
40:15You got it.
40:16However, there could have definitely been more jokes
40:19that landed for you, Tayris.
40:21You clearly love one-liners and wordplay and puns.
40:25You know, I think one of your biggest laughs
40:26was calling page-free beige-free.
40:28You know, which is really funny.
40:30But trouble with a one-liner, they're gone in 10, 15 seconds.
40:34Bang!
40:35It's got a hit.
40:36And if they don't, they don't.
40:37Well, I just felt very relaxed with you as a performer.
40:40I thought loads of your jokes were fantastic.
40:42And when people didn't laugh, you called them up on it.
40:45Oh, that was funny.
40:46Go on, I'd like chuckle.
40:47Don't go take the piss.
40:48When you kind of, you know, roast the audience back
40:51for not laughing, it can either go really well or really icky,
40:53and I thought that went really well.
40:55When you stepped away from the podium, it was like,
40:57OK, we are in good hands.
40:59We're going to get it.
41:00We never quite got it.
41:02Just needed more substance.
41:05Tonight on the runway, this is my assumption
41:07that this is your nod to Beyonce with the lemons, the lemonade.
41:10Yeah, so there's a bit of Beyonce.
41:12There's a bit of Richard Quinn.
41:13He's one of my favorite designers.
41:15It's a cute outfit.
41:16It's not quite English country garden, but it's gorgeous.
41:20It's absolutely gorgeous.
41:22Up next, Katherine Thielands.
41:25You have made me laugh throughout this entire competition.
41:28And when you were coming up to close, I was like, OK, she's got this.
41:33However, the jokes were not there.
41:35My darling pasty for that make-up, I'd give you a brick.
41:42It disappointed me.
41:44I was so upset for you because I know that you have so much more
41:48than what you were able to deliver in that roast.
41:50What was interesting was you'd say something mean
41:53and then go, ah, my sisters.
41:55And that got the laugh.
41:57My sister.
41:58Love her.
42:00It's not a joke, but just that weird thing with comedy.
42:04Something sticks and just makes you laugh.
42:06Yeah.
42:07I think you're naturally very funny, very warm,
42:09and I just wanted to be with you.
42:11I think the Crystal thing felt a bit gimmicky
42:14and it lost us straight away.
42:16And then there was the Bonnie Tyler and, you know,
42:19it felt a little bit like a psychotic episode in parts.
42:22Oh, no!
42:25What would you have done differently?
42:27Um, I think I would have just done it just as natural catching.
42:31Yeah.
42:32I would have just, instead of coming in with the gimmicks
42:34and being like, oh, let's just have this bit of rhythm,
42:36like, oh, I'm trying to be like that, like, calm it,
42:39I would have just said it just as it is.
42:41Yeah, yeah.
42:42This look, it's more like English country avant-garden,
42:45which, by the way...
42:47I love.
42:50But if we're going by the brief, it doesn't quite fit it,
42:52but it is a gorgeous look.
42:55I love the silhouette.
42:56I love the way it looks.
42:58Not so much English garden, but, you know, hey,
43:01everyone has their own interpretation.
43:04Well, thank you, Queens.
43:06I think we've heard enough.
43:08While you untuck in the workroom,
43:10the judges and I will deliberate.
43:12You may leave the stage.
43:20Oh, yeah.
43:21I take mine with a lemon, thank you.
43:22We're back in Untucked,
43:23and the judges had some positive things to say
43:25about my comedy, which I never thought would happen.
43:28And they said I look gorgeous on the runway,
43:30so I'm feeling good.
43:32Let's first just do a little cheers to top five.
43:34Yes.
43:35Well done, everyone.
43:36And we all look exceptional.
43:37Top five.
43:38It really was a tough one this week.
43:39They seem quite happy with what I kind of sold,
43:42which makes me happy because, you know,
43:45comedy's not my one.
43:47Are you proud of yourself?
43:48I am.
43:49Good, you should be.
43:51Bone smash the challenge.
43:53As a sister, I'm really proud of her.
43:55As a competitor, Christa Yuta.
43:58I feel really good.
44:00This was the challenge I was scared for.
44:01I think I rose to the occasion.
44:03The critiques were kind of just like,
44:04I could have went further and been a bit, like, meaner,
44:07more cutthroat with the jokes.
44:09I feel pretty secure for a final spot.
44:12I'm worried about some of the other girls,
44:14and to be honest,
44:15it's hard to predict who's even going to win this week,
44:17never mind who's going to go home.
44:19How about you, Tay?
44:20I don't really know.
44:21Like, obviously, they kind of, like, critiqued
44:23how funny some of the jokes were.
44:25But, I mean, everything they said,
44:26I kind of, like, wasn't shocked by.
44:28I still feel, like, positive energies,
44:30and I feel motivated.
44:31I don't want to go anywhere again.
44:33I really can't guess which way it's going to go,
44:35but I just cannot envision myself
44:37not being in that finale.
44:39I feel like I definitely went the furthest out of all of us
44:43with the nastiness to the other girls.
44:46But, yeah, I had fun. They loved this outfit.
44:48I spent ages making it.
44:49Yeah, you look incredibly cool.
44:50And I feel gorgeous.
44:52How are you feeling, Catherine Feelings?
44:54Well, I don't know about the rest of you,
44:56but I think I'm in a really good state for a badge.
44:59How's that?
45:00That was your funniest joker tonight.
45:02Yeah, obviously, I done absolutely shite,
45:05and I know I'm going to be in the bottom.
45:06You didn't do shite.
45:07It wasn't shite.
45:08It's what it is.
45:09It wasn't shite.
45:10It wasn't shite.
45:11No.
45:12It just is what it is, isn't it?
45:15Are you okay?
45:16Are you?
45:17Speak on it, girl.
45:19I don't know.
45:20I just don't know what to say, to be honest.
45:22It's just...
45:24Yeah, I don't know.
45:26I feel like I've worked really hard in this competition
45:29to get, like, no badges or anything out of it.
45:32And now is the point where I'm bombing
45:35two weeks in a row.
45:36It does feel rough,
45:38and I'm feeling, like, really emotional about it.
45:40So, yeah.
45:42Nothing left to say.
45:43Total Clip of the Art.
45:47Now, that's funny.
45:49How does everyone feel about the roast
45:50that was said about them?
45:51Is anyone, like, hurt?
45:53I can take a joke.
45:54Yeah.
45:55But...
45:57It feels like you just have this thing about my shakes.
46:03I've opened up about my insecurity now,
46:04and it gets to a point where now
46:06I can't even kind of laugh along with you
46:08because it feels a little bit jabby.
46:17I get you.
46:18Do you know what I mean?
46:19So, I feel like...
46:20No, no, no.
46:21I know you don't mean it in that way.
46:22Well, thank you for letting me know.
46:23No, no, no.
46:24No, no, no.
46:25You know, with this also, I didn't mean to make, like,
46:26fun away anyone who make them feel like shit.
46:28It was, like, normal-less meant with anything I just said.
46:30It's just, you know, there's no odd feelings,
46:32just Katrin feelings.
46:33I was quite complimented by the rock comparison, to be honest.
46:37I was like, don't look that manly.
46:39Don't look that muscular.
46:40Well, I'm deaf all learning the lyrics this week.
46:42I know that it's very possible that there's a Kat versus I lip sync on the cards.
46:46But listen, I love to lip sync.
46:47I'm a confident performer.
46:48And no matter what we shared in this moment, we're both here for ourselves.
46:52And I have no intention of going anywhere.
46:54It really was so evenly spread of positives and negatives.
46:59I don't know which way it's going to go.
47:01Should we all go get our headphones in and get listened to this song?
47:04Let's do it good.
47:05Let's go.
47:06I love you all.
47:07All right, now, just between us girlfriends, I want to know what you have to say.
47:12Let's start with Bones.
47:13I did not expect Bones to have the most jokes and a lot of her jokes landed.
47:18She was calm.
47:19She took her time and she had loads of gags.
47:22She said the jokes with such sweetness that you couldn't help falling in love with her.
47:27She had the most jokes.
47:29She had the funny.
47:30And tonight on the runway, she looked absolutely gorgeous.
47:33My favorite look of the night.
47:34I hate that color normally and the texture would give me the ick, but she made it look like Versace or something.
47:42Moschino.
47:43Moschino.
47:44Oh.
47:45It's perfect.
47:46Okay, Elle Boss.
47:47Elle's comedy was way too sweet.
47:49Come on.
47:50We want to see tears.
47:51We want to see people crying.
47:53But then again, her runway look was sweet and cute.
47:56It was something out of an Audrey Hepburn film.
47:58Yeah.
47:59Well, I just thought her outfit was perfection and everything she does is kind of perfection.
48:04It's all very neat and tidy.
48:06I want to see her on the two-bottle turn.
48:08You know, I want to know what she's like when she's got that to her.
48:12Absolutely.
48:13I agree.
48:14I think we all agree with that.
48:15All right.
48:16Selects addiction.
48:17She had some mean ass roasts.
48:18Mmm.
48:19And they were funny.
48:20The jokes didn't go with her persona when she was mean and malicious.
48:25And clearly loving being mean and malicious.
48:27Right.
48:28I mean, it just, I laughed.
48:30I laughed, don't get me wrong, but I like her sillier side if I'm honest.
48:33She had some good jokes but could have done with just really just calming it all down.
48:38It all got a bit frenetic.
48:39She was clearly laughing at her own jokes.
48:42Yeah.
48:43Which, you know, was very endearing.
48:45And of course, you know, she always turns the looks.
48:48On the runway, she looked very Tim Burton nightmare before Drag Race.
48:52I'll go see that.
48:54All right, Tayra.
48:55I just don't know why she would pick something as exposing as a load of one-liners that didn't land.
49:02So that was a bit disappointing.
49:03Even though I was so hopeful when she started moving around, not even looking at her cards.
49:07I am a sucker and so are you, Ru, for a one-liner.
49:10They need to hit us, so we are just cracking up.
49:12And that didn't happen.
49:14She tried to go to some dangerous spaces, which I used to love doing in my comedy.
49:17Talking about things like, you know, substance abuse or whatever it is.
49:21And really trying to push the water, so I respect that.
49:24Tonight on the runway, the outfit was cute, but to me, it made her look really bulky.
49:30I know that's the idea of it, but it just didn't do the right things for me.
49:35And it wasn't English garden.
49:38All right, Katrin Thielen.
49:39She's warm.
49:40She's funny.
49:41She's got something, but it didn't deliver.
49:43She chose to go last, y'all, and had barely a joke.
49:48And then ironically, the biggest laugh she get was my sisters.
49:52And then she went into Bonnie Tyler and I said, what the fuck is going on?
49:56And her look, I like it.
49:58It's just, if you look at it compared to like Elle, it's a totally different brief.
50:03I feel like I'm being really picky, but it is the semi-final.
50:06And if everyone else can go to that much trouble, why can't she?
50:10Beautiful silhouette.
50:11I love that, but just didn't fit the brief.
50:14All right.
50:15Silence.
50:16I've made my decision.
50:18Bring back my girls.
50:20Welcome back, queens.
50:22I've made some decisions.
50:27Elle Vosk, you're safe.
50:30Thanks so much.
50:31And you've earned your place in next week's grand finale.
50:37Great.
50:38Thank you so much, guys.
50:40May step to the back of the stage.
50:43Good luck, girls.
50:44Love you.
50:45Well done, babes.
50:50Bones.
50:53Condragulations.
50:54You are the winner of this week's challenge.
50:59Oh, thank you so much.
51:01And the recipient of a coveted Rue Pita Badge.
51:10And most importantly, you've earned your place in next week's grand finale.
51:15I cannot believe I have just won the roast on Drag Race UK.
51:19May step to the back of the stage.
51:21Thank you so much, Judson.
51:22Good.
51:25This is my third badge.
51:26And I am the front runner going into the finale now.
51:29I just can't believe it.
51:31So, Alexa.
51:34You are safe.
51:36Thank you so much.
51:39And you've earned your place in next week's grand finale.
51:44May join the other girls.
51:53Taris Mungardi.
51:55Katrin Phelans.
51:57I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
52:01It's a really weird feeling.
52:03But in this moment right now, I'm just not thinking about what we've both got with each other.
52:08I'm just thinking, I'm going to make it to that top four at whatever cost.
52:15Two queens, stand before me.
52:17I've consulted with the judges, but the final decision is mine to make.
52:27Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
52:35The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
52:51The track records, the challenges, the badges, none of that really matters in this moment.
52:55It's truly just about how well I can perform this song.
52:58And I can send a girl pack in.
53:00I know I can.
53:01Good luck.
53:03And don't.
53:04Fuck.
53:05It.
53:06Ugh.
53:07Well, there is something going down.
53:13Like the storm in the sky, ooh.
53:18I ain't gonna be played by your behavior.
53:23How can I trust someone who's lying to me?
53:27So go, go.
53:29Now I said finally.
53:31I said, take your stuff and go.
53:33Cause you're not just me, no.
53:37Mom and I'm friends when some get a hug.
53:42I'm called for always has a joke.
53:44So make me laugh.
53:47See, mom and I'm best when I feel down.
53:51So bring me up.
53:52Go on, bitch.
53:53Always keep my bitch.
53:55I'm solid ground.
53:56Give it.
53:57Yeah.
53:59See, I ain't no new old rag doll.
54:03That you can pick up and drive.
54:08And all of this inconsistent love.
54:12Yeah.
54:13I think it's time.
54:14The S, T, O.
54:16Stop, stop.
54:18Go.
54:19Now I said finally.
54:21I said, take your bites and go.
54:24Cause you're not for me, no.
54:27I'm a nice best friend.
54:29Come on, bitch.
54:30Time to get a hug.
54:32I'm called for always has a joke.
54:34Yeah.
54:35To make me laugh.
54:37See, mom and I know that's when, yeah.
54:39I feel down.
54:41To bring me up.
54:43Always keep my feet on the solid ground.
54:45Hey.
54:50Hey!
54:55See mama, mama knows best.
54:58See daddy, daddy knows best.
55:00See mama, mama knows best.
55:03Yeah, yeah, yeah.
55:22Ladies, I've made my decision.
55:26Katrin Phelans, shantay you stay.
55:35Thank you so much.
55:38And you've earned your place into next week's grand finale.
55:45You may join the other girls.
55:47From this point out forward, I'm not letting you down.
55:50I'm here. I'm gonna be funny as it is.
55:52I'll go, I'll tell you.
55:57Oh, it is.
56:01Teyrus Mungardi.
56:03Brighton Queen with a bright future.
56:06Now, sashay away.
56:09Thank you so much. Thank you, honestly.
56:13We love you, baby.
56:14We love you, Teyrus.
56:16Our baby.
56:22As they say in the theatre world, blackout.
56:32Love you, Teyrus.
56:34Love you, Teyrus.
56:35I might be disappointed that I'm going home today,
56:40but I know I've represented so fiercely for queens of colour,
56:43queer folks, Brighton.
56:45And listen, this is not the last you've seen of me.
56:47Trust and believe.
56:49As soon as I leave here, Kat's getting blocked.
56:53No, I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
56:54I hope this gives her more momentum and more gusto
56:56to snatch that crown in the final.
56:58She's not just doing it for her.
57:00I want that 25K for me too, girl.
57:02Congratulations to my top four queens.
57:11Now, I want to hear from you, our fabulous viewers.
57:15Who do you think deserves to be the UK's next Drag Race superstar?
57:20Are you Team Bones?
57:23Are you Team Katrin Feelings?
57:26Are you Team El Vosk?
57:30Or are you Team Selects Addiction?
57:35Let your voice be heard.
57:37Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
57:41where we will crown ourselves a winner, baby.
57:45And remember, if you can't love yourself,
57:47how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
57:49Can I get an amen up in here?
57:51Amen!
57:52All right, now let the music play.
58:08Hello, hello, hello!
58:10Let's go!
58:11Next time on RuPaul's Drag Race UK,
58:13you need to perform the new showbiz showstopper, Money Shot.
58:19I'm going to take you for a very special viewing party.
58:24What the hell could we be viewing?
58:26It's just been a joy to watch you be you,
58:28and don't let anybody change that.
58:30You make looking glamorous look so easy.
58:33The sky will be the limit for you.
58:35The UK's next drag race superstar is...
59:05Gonna take me away...
59:07To the moon!
59:08To the moon!
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