Scav (2025) Season 1 Episode 3

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00:00We have food out here and we're trying to get people, trying to recruit assistants so

00:13hopefully some people will answer the call and do scat things.

00:18I'll admit that for all I say it, I haven't fully adjusted to working with a smaller team

00:23but I'm liking what I'm seeing when it comes to people finding items they like and taking

00:28off in all sorts of different directions.

00:30Roll up a car.

00:35500 points.

00:36I mean, Tom, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:44You've never tried lighting your hair on fire?

00:46No!

00:47Okay, we gotta feed mother again.

00:50Oh, we gotta feed.

00:52Colet Street Cherry Gatorade, Starry and Pink Lemonade.

00:56Let's do it. I have to list your chairs.

01:00No way.

01:01This is huge.

01:02Can you text me the list of items?

01:04I guess I can see it in the scab mother channel.

01:07Jennifer, I have a quick question.

01:09How does the scab mother thing work?

01:13I have no idea. I just got some texts about it.

01:16Like, oh god, what's happening?

01:18Item 103.

01:20The scab mother is hungry and you do not want to disappoint her this close to Mother's Day.

01:24When she posts her cravings in the Discord, you would do well to assemble and respond

01:28with her cursed concoction as quickly as possible.

01:33Is there Starry in the Zen English?

01:35Check.

01:36Go check for Starry.

01:37Be warned.

01:38Her cravings are as unpredictable as they are unhinged.

01:42Five, three, two points for first, second and third.

01:45Pink Lemonade.

01:46New chances to wind up.

01:47Oh, they have both.

01:48Don't have any of this stuff.

01:49Oh my god.

01:50So good.

01:51Colonade one.

01:51I don't think it's worth it.

01:56Yeah, Airhead's right there.

01:58Yeah, okay, um, there is no Starry, but there is word.

02:01That's not good.

02:02There's Sprite?

02:03That's not Starry.

02:05They do not have Starry here, which could be a problem.

02:09In the interest of submitting something, I'm going to grab some Sprite.

02:13Come on, Katie, we're going on a trip.

02:14We're going on a trip.

02:15We're going on a trip.

02:16Okay, where can we go to get Starry?

02:18There's CVS and there's Walgreens up by 53rd.

02:20Okay, for Magnus.

02:23This is like, this is real.

02:25This is nerve-wracking.

02:28You ever had nerves before?

02:29No.

02:30For this item, I am the scav mother.

02:32Whenever I have a little craving, I send it in the Discord,

02:36and teams must make it as quickly as possible and send a photo.

02:39Oh my god, I actually want to drink this one.

02:50Can we come with?

02:51Sure, but you didn't have Starry, so I got Sprite instead.

02:54That's okay, I'm seriously, I meant it when I said I was dehydrated.

02:58There's so many balloons on Mother's Day.

03:00People have moms.

03:02I have a mom.

03:02Do we just, do we just board?

03:10No, I'm buying this first.

03:12Oh yeah, it's the scav mother.

03:14Yep.

03:14Hello.

03:15Hello.

03:16Our substitute Sierra Mist.

03:22I appreciate your services.

03:23There you go.

03:25You got it.

03:25Well, thank you.

03:26Oh, here we go.

03:27Wait, we need pictures and pictures.

03:29Okay, I'm going to do the airhead first.

03:31I'm going to swap you.

03:33Oh my god, I don't love that.

03:35Can you change my own shirt?

03:37Shit, shit, shit, shit.

03:39Retake, retake, retake.

03:45Set.

03:46Okay.

03:47Don't drink that.

03:48I'm going to drink it.

03:49You should drink it.

03:50I'm going to drink it.

03:51The lake closes the river.

03:53Very easy.

03:55That's so rude.

03:56That's like lavender.

03:57I need to drink it.

04:01I'm not drinking it anymore.

04:13First, first, second, or third?

04:16I don't know if anyone has sent a photo of the actual story yet.

04:19One person.

04:20Okay, so we're at the second.

04:21Second.

04:22We're close to my house.

04:23Okay.

04:23That's better than last.

04:25That is better than last.

04:26I think we have hit this so hard.

04:38We hit the ground running on Thursday, and we have not slowed down.

04:41I mean, as you can probably look behind me, the room is full.

04:43It is almost one in the morning, and the room is full, full, full.

04:47It's usually busy, but not at this point on a Friday night.

04:50This is the big batch, the one that we started later.

04:52And if you look at, like, the edges, like, it's pretty like ice cream.

04:56Like, this little bit at the edge.

04:57Like, it's, the texture is good.

04:59It's actually frozen.

05:00The specific prompt is like a native Greenland wood carving up the shoreline.

05:05So this is, like, Navy Pier right here.

05:08Just carving that, and then trying to paint it to make it look more, like, not a two-by-four.

05:13How's your morning bop it?

05:14Uh, pretty good.

05:16Uh, we're testing it right now, as soon as I make it not garbage.

05:20Oh, that's so annoying.

05:25Okay, um, nothing ever works on the first try.

05:27Uh, you write what you think will work, and then you try it, and then, like, nine things happen.

05:32This Friday is insane.

05:33This Friday is busier than last year's Saturday.

05:37So there's more people here doing stuff today than there was, like, for any given two days.

05:44Last year, which is pretty crazy.

05:46Now, I don't know whether that actually translates to finished items,

05:50or whether that just means a lot of energy and, you know, partial progress on things,

05:55and pie-in-the-sky ideas about how to blow up cars.

05:58So it could be a lot of noise, and not a lot of actual productivity,

06:02but people seem to be having a lot of fun.

06:04Right now, we're walking on an adaptation of my brother Minnie,

06:10my neighbor, my cousin Minnie, that's what, my cousin Minnie, but in Mario.

06:14She's the next friend on the layout of Bowser's castle.

06:18Yes, I am.

06:19He's kidnapped me many times.

06:20Wait.

06:20Objection.

06:21The witness shows bias.

06:22This is me.

06:24I heard that stupid voice.

06:26I'm so sorry.

06:28So the three big-ticket items I would say this year are the moon, which is worth 50 septillion points,

06:39blowing up a car, which is worth 500 points,

06:41and an ethically-sourced totem pole, which is worth 600 points.

06:45That is really swingy, given that I think last year we won with 1,600 points.

06:51We found a seller, an indigenous Alaskan who handcarves totem poles.

06:56They said they would sell it to us.

06:58Tomorrow we're going on a quest to try and ethically-sourced totem pole,

07:01which is a very big issue for a few reasons.

07:04Firstly, like, an authentic, ethically-sourced totem pole is a few thousand dollars minimum,

07:10and we don't have that kind of money.

07:11I mean, the one we have now is what Secondhand bought from them?

07:15Secondhand bought from an Alaskan company.

07:19That seems pretty legit.

07:20They do mass-produce totems.

07:22It's unclear whether or not the workers are actually indigenous Americans.

07:26Yeah, we're well compensated.

07:28So it's tough to know.

07:29I think, yeah.

07:31So we'll try and get any documentation we can.

07:33I don't know.

07:33We're picking it up at this guy's house, like, two hours away.

07:36We're taking the train tomorrow, so.

07:37Should be a fun journey.

07:38We're working on attempting to find a car,

07:41and a place to blow it up, and a way to blow it up.

07:44I will say, I think if we blow up a car, an actual car, and no one else does,

07:48and we get full credit, full points, I mean, that's scav.

07:50Like, that's enough points that you just win scav.

07:54We're like, we're going to give it to the land in the car.

07:57So we just need to close the car.

07:59He's like, he doesn't find a car right here, and we'll sue him.

08:03Yeah, we're like, yeah.

08:05We're going in the car.

08:06The amount of energy that people have spent talking about the goddamn car is driving me nuts, right?

08:11I want to just plan to inflate a car, then drive it over firecrackers, so we'll blow it up.

08:16That's not what the judge wants, but it's, like, creative, and it's interesting,

08:19and we can actually start doing it, rather than spending endless hours on the telephone

08:23trying to figure out how to go somewhere and blow up a car.

08:26No one's getting the moon.

08:27That's not happening.

08:29Even if we take the other idea, which is, like, moon rock, moon rock is so hard to come by,

08:37that it is blowing up cars easier.

08:40I don't think that's actually going to end up swinging anything.

08:44Any frustrations, anything you think is not going well?

08:47I think my sleep schedule, which is a little concerning,

08:50because I plan to be pulling an all-nighter tomorrow, Saturday night.

08:56Yeah, I need to go to bed soon.

08:58I have not gotten enough sleep.

09:06So the art gallery event was tonight.

09:08Going forward, I believe Gabe is organizing,

09:11trying to get groups together for the showcase items,

09:15and then also trying to put together, like,

09:17oh, these are the sort of big point items that are on the actual list.

09:21Let's get some teams together for that as well.

09:23We also have two pretty big events

09:26with Scavolympics and Scavenfeast tomorrow,

09:29so I'm expecting headquarters to be pretty busy.

09:32We've got a lot of digital items that are in the works right now,

09:34so I know a lot of people are working on those separately.

09:37I'm sure the kitchen will be back in action tonight.

09:42Tonight, I want to get started on Scavenfeast,

09:45because that's tomorrow evening.

09:46I don't have a cutting board, so I'm using a paper plate.

09:50Are there any other food items in the kitchen right now sitting around?

09:56There are many food items.

09:57Shall I take you on a tour?

09:58I wanted a tour, yeah.

10:00All right.

10:01In the freezer here, we have a baguette.

10:05Frozen, because we are going to use it for baguette fencing tomorrow.

10:09We also have a copy of the Scavenger Hunt list, which has been tongue-hulu-ed.

10:14It's covered in molten sugar.

10:16This is the beginnings of a jello frisbee.

10:20This is going to be meat gummy bears.

10:25It's not in the gummy bear form yet, but it is going to be.

10:27I'm really happy with the energy.

10:30Hopefully tomorrow we get even better turnout, but the energy is incredible.

10:36We're all running off of three hours of sleep and red vines.

10:40Now that I actually know how to cut tape,

10:42and now that I'm using more than a centimeter-long strip,

10:45this is actually coming together.

10:47Here we go.

10:47It's coming together.

10:49I'm seeing visions, and they're the good kind.

11:06How are Snitchcock's completions looking Friday?

11:10Um, it is not too bad, but at the same time, I think we could be making a lot more progress.

11:17I think it's been a little hard to tell who's officially started things versus who has just,

11:22like, brought it up.

11:23But nonetheless, I think we're doing steady.

11:25B, are you working on any scab stuff?

11:29Or is this homework stuff?

11:30I'm working on my organic chemistry lab.

11:32Okay, then we won't bother you.

11:35I'm not feeling super great about scab this year.

11:37To be honest, I had a very stressful last three weeks because I participated in another

11:42Big U Chicago tradition, which is Hope LARP, which is a class where you role play

11:48the papal election of 1492.

11:50So that consumed my life for the last three weeks.

11:52And frankly, I'm not really ready to be like,

11:55oh, let's do another life-altering thing for four days.

11:57I'm more thinking about, I have a menstruum tomorrow I haven't studied for, um, you know,

12:02I have lab tomorrow.

12:03Last year, it was just 100% scab.

12:05I didn't think about a single thing that was not scab.

12:08This year, I would say scab is maybe 10, 20% of my brain.

12:13It's not ideal.

12:14I mean, I just feel like I've lost, like, the motor behind scab.

12:18You seem to be feeling guilty.

12:21Yeah.

12:22I know I'm not doing as much as Sarah is in any way.

12:31And I feel like I should be helping her out more.

12:34But as of this moment, I'm not overly invested in it, I guess.

12:40I'm probably just too cynical.

12:41Lee is something of a dedicated pessimist, but I also think what into it for Lee looks like

12:48is going to involve a lot of claiming not to be into it.

12:53But she's been putting in great work for the team, and I'm happy to be working with her.

13:06How are you feeling right now?

13:20Not great.

13:22The comedown from the Pope stuff is just intense.

13:24Although the Pope stuff has me very excited, actually.

13:26Like, from Chicago, wow.

13:28Did you hear that?

13:29I did, yeah.

13:30Big, big deal.

13:31What's it?

13:31Pope Leo, the 14th?

13:3314th, yes.

13:34I did predict Leo, so I feel very happy about that.

13:37Here is proof.

13:39Yes.

13:40And you can see that on May 1st, I predicted Leo.

13:44And I was right.

13:45I just vibrate around Pope stuff.

13:46Like, I would literally think of it all day.

13:52So sometimes they'll announce items as the hunt goes on.

13:55It's like TBA on the list.

13:56And one of them was, uh, apparently Gritty has passed away.

13:59And because he was never baptized, we need to baptize him so we can get into heaven.

14:04Is that the one item that you're focused on right now?

14:06Um, yeah.

14:08I guess also, um, I'll do some research for the Doge one.

14:12I mean, really, I should just skim through the list and see what items I can focus on.

14:16More so.

14:17And start coming up with a plan for the big event tomorrow.

14:20Are there other people on the team, like, doing stuff off on their own?

14:23I have no idea.

14:24Do you think that there is a world where you come out of SCAV this year and you're like,

14:30that was a great SCAV?

14:31I think so.

14:33Like today, for example, I would have been like, I'm going to do this for SCAV.

14:35I'm going to do this.

14:36But instead today, like, because of the people election, I basically spent the last three

14:40hours talking about Pope stuff with my Pope friends.

14:42So it's a lot of, like, ups and downs for me.

14:44Like, sometimes I feel it.

14:46And sometimes I don't.

14:47We'll see.

14:48Uh, it's Saturday morning of SCAV, um, pretty early in the morning.

15:01And I'm feeling pretty energized.

15:06Jan said she was going to sleep in.

15:09There is no sleeping in in SCAV.

15:11Good morning.

15:12Good morning, Jan.

15:14For today, I think I'm going to try and get a better idea of kind of what's going on.

15:18What events are today and making sure I can help manage the team all day.

15:22Honestly, how do teams do it with less than?

15:24Like, we have four captains and I feel like we need more.

15:26People don't have this many people.

15:28Yeah.

15:28Do you have 53 people, I think, on the first night.

15:32Yeah, we have 190 people under this park.

15:34Oh, my God.

15:36That's why.

15:37I was talking to Palmer and Palmer was like, like, like, yes, this is equally her,

15:41this is her job and I'm glad not you because there's so many more people.

15:45Yeah.

15:46It's like, I'm glad that I'm not going insane and this is just a hard job.

15:51Hello.

15:52Hello.

15:52We get more and more organized and each day goes on because each day gets more and more chaotic.

16:00Yeah, each day we start out trying to be organized and then it just all goes to hell very quickly.

16:05Yeah.

16:05One of the projects for this morning is to clean up the space because we have HQ visits.

16:10The judges are coming around to visit our HQ some point in the evening.

16:14Well, we haven't even begun the making the, like, the theme for the HQ visit.

16:20Who knows?

16:21I don't even know what the theme is at this point.

16:23I am scared to say this.

16:27However, I'm feeling pretty confident.

16:30I feel like as someone who was on the team last year, I think that we are doing probably better

16:36than we did last year.

16:37And concerning the fact that we won last year, I think we're in a pretty good spot.

16:41I also think that going to some events, some of the other teams that we expected to be threats

16:47to us coming into the season have not had as strong of showings as I expected.

16:52However, I also think there are several very big ticket items that could make or break a scav team.

16:59And if we don't get those items done, that leaves a door open for other teams.

17:03We have possibility of land in Indiana, which we need to get to and get a car to.

17:15And then we have a possibility of a car in Michigan, which we need to get to and get a car from.

17:22We are planning to get Tannerite probably somewhere going from Michigan to Indiana,

17:30if it's not too late for Lowe's to be open.

17:32The land is actually not locked in.

17:34The land is empty.

17:35Yeah.

17:36The land is the biggest issue right now by far.

17:38I mean, and where to put the car after it's deployed.

17:41So at the start of looking at the list on list release, we saw,

17:44okay, blow up a car.

17:45And we knew this was the long shot item.

17:48What I was thinking is, okay, how can we do it near UChicago as much as possible

17:53to get it done quickly?

17:55We were seeing, okay, can we use fireworks to blow it up at a junkyard?

17:59I was not particularly thinking about safety, which is why legal stepped in and told Max P no to one

18:05of their plans.

18:06And through them told us that it's a no-go.

18:09I took that night off.

18:10I gave up on kind of the idea of getting the car item done.

18:14Just it wasn't happening.

18:16Gideon came in and was like, let's get this done.

18:19Little did I know that he was going to start reaching out to people, sending some Hail Marys.

18:24They were going out.

18:25I mean, I think, like, for Scab, like, we, if this gets done, I think we win.

18:32If it doesn't, we're kind of cooked.

18:34Yeah, that's true.

18:34I tell his man respond to what he needs to say.

18:37And I think, honestly, I think, like, we'll know whether, how cooked our Scab is in the next,

18:43like, 40 minutes.

18:43Because we need to, like, be moving by four, if, like, if this is going to happen,

18:48because we don't have an incredible amount of time.

18:52Um, you called the guy?

18:53I only have, like, access to him through Instagram.

18:56Got it.

18:57So we, we wait and see?

18:59Yeah.

19:00Wait and see?

19:00We need Brandon and Dylan to pull through.

19:02Yes.

19:06Uh, where's our, where's our, where's our Scab Pope?

19:08We need, we need Scab Pope blessing.

19:10Scab Pope.

19:12Scab Pope, can we get your blessing to the car?

19:14Yes.

19:15I am blessing this mission to blow up a car.

19:18In nomine patria, e fili, e spiritus sanctus.

19:22Amen.

19:29Okay, tell us what's going on.

19:30So I went to my professor Ada Palmer's office and I got some stuff.

19:36And she's a professor of medieval and renaissance Italian history.

19:40So this is that kind of thing.

19:42And she also teaches the Pope class that I was in.

19:44So I have an in with her, as the kids say.

19:46That's like the Doge's crown.

19:48Oh, Genoa.

19:49I got King Henry VII's costume.

19:52And he's from Wales.

19:53So I'm going to use that for the Welsh item.

19:55There's something else I was going to pick up,

19:56but I've totally forgotten about it.

19:57Oh yeah.

19:58More baptism materials.

19:59So we can DX, communicate and baptize Brittany.

20:02That'll be really exciting.

20:03I got the dagger there.

20:04Maybe she'll have some other stuff that just seems useful.

20:06She probably will.

20:07Um, yeah.

20:18Item 303.

20:20Complete a giant grid of baseball players with your dad.

20:23Item 200.

20:24At 1 p.m. on Saturday, send a woman to 1528 East 55th Street.

20:28Item 268.

20:30A new scabby is joining your team.

20:32Your long-lost nephew, Clifford.

20:35Apparently his name is Bear.

20:37You going to yawn, bud?

20:38You going to yawn?

20:41You going to yawn?

20:42No yawn?

20:46There is a daily game called Immaculate Grid,

20:49in which there is like a three-by-three grid of players.

20:52And what this does here is it uses all 30 teams,

20:55and you have to find intersections between every team in Major League Baseball.

20:59So it's a collective total of, I believe, 435 squares that these scabbies are filling out.

21:03And in order to be here, they had to also bring their dads.

21:06Hi, March Malco.

21:07Um, I guess I'm an honorary member of this scab team.

21:10I am a dad.

21:11Are we supposed to talk about favorite players?

21:13What this actually is, is I have gathered this group of women

21:16to go find something at Trader Joe's that I've never seen before.

21:19Based on a Chris Lemming sketch where he says that

21:22women can find things that nobody else can at Trader Joe's.

21:24I present to you one single cherry lime beer.

21:30Wow, I really have not seen that before.

21:32Would you like to see more of them?

21:35I think I'm good.

21:36Designate your team Clifford who must report to Hutch

21:39immediately after craft services to learn more.

21:41My name is Clifford.

21:42I'm Clifford.

21:43I'm Clifford.

21:44My name is Clifford.

21:45Hi, I'm Clifford.

21:46Hi, I'm Clifford from Snitchcock.

21:49And my favorite item is Clifford.

21:51Throughout the hunt, the Cliffords are given specific tasks

21:54that they have to do to sabotage their teams,

21:56just like Clifford does in the movie Clifford to his Uncle Martin.

22:00But this particular event is just to watch the movie Clifford,

22:03because it's fun and to celebrate the effort that the Cliffords are putting

22:06into the item throughout the hunt.

22:11Do you know anyone who was on both the Mets and the Orioles?

22:13So I'm going to saw the legs.

22:15Oh, that is really marvelous.

22:16I have not seen that before.

22:17I've never seen it before either.

22:19That's nice.

22:32So two days ago, I announced to everyone that Goody was hit by a car.

22:37He has died.

22:38This is very sad.

22:39It is time to elect a new mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers.

22:43Everyone here has come up with a new mascot along with a new liturgical direction

22:49for the Philadelphia Flyers.

22:51They will all have around 90 seconds or so to introduce their mascot PowerPoint style.

22:57After that, there will be five minutes for mingling, and then we will do voting.

23:01So I believe that so far, everybody has been talking about taking the Flyers in the wrong direction.

23:07What we need is a less inclusive church.

23:10We need to be as aggressive as possible in persecuting all those who do not agree with us.

23:18See, you guys are going to be first on the chopping block.

23:22And that is the direction we need.

23:24I haven't decided on a name yet.

23:25We can do that collectively in the spirit of openness of disopenedness.

23:29Yeah, I think that's our, that's our say.

23:31Yeah.

23:31Wonderful.

23:32Tyranny!

23:33You're out here for the Pope!

23:34Yes!

23:35Exactly!

23:36Yes!

23:37Tyranny!

23:38Yes!

23:38Tyranny!

23:39Open tyranny!

23:40Together, we will be tyrannical!

23:42It's tyrannical tyranny!

23:44You're not even the Pope!

23:45We can't do that!

23:45I too fear we have lost our way.

23:48As a grardinal, we must look to see what Grinning did right.

23:51Yeah!

23:52And what he did right is he struck fear into the children of Philadelphia.

23:57Yes!

23:58He struck fear into the children of Pittsburgh.

24:02I present to you Bludgy.

24:03He is terrifying.

24:05He is a figure of power with a cape.

24:08Gritty would not want softness.

24:10Gritty would want a figure of strength.

24:13Gritty would want something more.

24:17Bludgy is that something.

24:19Herald of wrath!

24:21Herald of wrath!

24:23Support this clique.

24:25Grummen!

24:27Grummen!

24:28Grummen!

24:29I just have a really strong attachment to the way he's taking the church.

24:42I just don't think any other candidate will be able to follow.

24:45If it's a B, we have seven votes.

24:47Obviously I'm not paying myself right.

24:48If it's three times six is 18, then seven is for me.

24:50Why not?

24:53It's time to vote.

24:54It has two votes here.

24:55Have a Miss Grinne.

24:57Have a Miss Grinne.

24:58Have a Miss Grinne.

24:58We had two votes for The Nameless Beast.

25:18Three votes for Blizzy.

25:20And seven votes for Bludgy.

25:29Most importantly, Bludgy will be a backup goalie.

25:32He will be huge.

25:35And that is Bludgy's will.

25:36Additionally, two points from the 25-point involvement will be given to the same six

25:41houses who supported my claim.

25:45And we will cage the beast.

25:46No!

25:47Cage the beast!

25:49Cage the beast!

25:51Cage the beast!

25:53Cage the beast!

25:55Cage the beast!

25:56Cage the beast!

25:58Cage the beast!

25:59Cage the beast!

26:01Cage the beast!

26:06Do you feel like this was an important item?

26:10It was important for me.

26:11I enjoyed it a lot.

26:13Yes, this was a very fun item for me specifically.

26:16It was semi-accurate to, I would say, maybe like an early conclave.

26:20I'm definitely in better spirits.

26:22It was fun being manhandled out of the room by the functionaries, aka judges, who refused to accept

26:26my bribes, which I was offended by, um, even though my bride was not eating them.

26:31So I guess more of a threat than a bribe.

26:33Three, two, one, wrong claim!

26:36Ecstatic.

26:37Could not have gone better.

26:38I truly expected the worst.

26:40Everyone was like, I'm from Philly.

26:41I care lots about gridding.

26:42Which I conveniently didn't mention that I am from Boston.

26:45Flyers hit the Penguins.

26:46It's a thing.

26:47It was amazing.

26:54I just crushed.

26:55It was crazy.

26:56The wrong place?

26:56Yeah!

26:57We have the papacy and 23 points.

26:59All of our supporters have 12 points, which I thought, sure, if you're going to win this

27:03thing, you're going to be down in points compared to your supporters.

27:05No.

27:06And then all the people who didn't support us, who rejected my plan, had only five points,

27:10would you include Snitchcock, relevant?

27:15So we crushed.

27:15That's brilliant!

27:17The problem was, was totally good.

27:26So the totem pole item on the scav list required ethically sourcing a totem pole for 600 points.

27:33Most items are around 5 to 10 points, so 600 is worth a lot.

27:37It's a very important item.

27:38Item 218, ethically sourced totem pole, 600 points.

27:43So I am looking for the most ethically sourced totem pole, and the perfect completion of this

27:48item is a 25-foot-tall totem pole delivered to judgment.

27:52So I spent hours and hours searching various second-hand marketplaces on the internet.

27:56Craigslist, eBay, Facebook marketplace, and even reaching out to American Indian associations

28:01in Chicago.

28:02From all of the research, I narrowed down a few sellers.

28:06I messaged them, contacted them, asked them about the provenance of their items.

28:10So we found a totem that was designed as a decorative item.

28:14It was designed as a souvenir, essentially, which is signed and has provenance.

28:18We can link it to a company and a manufacturer, so we know where it's from.

28:23And we believe that's the best ethical solution to the problem.

28:26We left at 11.30.

28:28We took a bus to somewhere in Englewood.

28:31Oh, okay.

28:32All right, so we've made it to the metro stop here.

28:34And all of a sudden, we've got about seven minutes to catch our train,

28:39which should be pretty doable.

28:43And then we're on for another hour.

28:46And then we got to somehow find this guy's house.

28:48And then we got on the metro, took that about an hour south, napped a bit on the way there,

28:54Ubered to this guy's house.

28:55It was contactless.

28:56He left it on the front door.

28:58All right, Peter, tell him what we got here.

29:00All right.

29:00Here we are in Downers Grove, Illinois, with the totem pole that we just picked up

29:05from the seller's house, and we're ready to take the metro back to Chicago.

29:08Amazing.

29:10Wait, can we see the signature and everything?

29:12Oh, sure.

29:12Here's the signature.

29:14In total, 30 bucks spent, five hours, but worth it for 600 points, or some fraction of 600 points.

29:21I think the judges kind of think they're looking for a large-scale totem pole.

29:25And we've heard that they're pretty inclined to giving partial credit.

29:28Like, the item that's the moon is worth a lot of points.

29:32And they said partial moon is partial points.

29:33And so we kind of hope the same thing here.

29:35We don't necessarily anticipate full points.

29:37I'm hoping for 300.

29:39Yeah, I think, yeah.

29:40Anywhere from 100 to 300 feels reasonable for this.

29:42Definitely.

29:43Maxpy's commitment to making the totem pole acquisition ethical was very impressive.

29:48The size of the totem pole was a massive ding in points for them.

29:52How massive are the ding?

29:54About, it was about a 550-point ding.

29:58I'm related, but have you heard any progress about blowing up a car?

30:03We are trying to figure that out.

30:05I have been urging people to work on that.

30:08As we were on a train most of the day, we couldn't really...

30:12Yeah, yeah.

30:12We feel that, I don't know, it's important to tackle a lot of the big point items.

30:16So it'd be nice, even if we can't get an actual car and actually blow it up,

30:19to do something, because it is, what, 500 points?

30:22500 points.

30:23So it's worth making an attempt for partial credit.

30:25I mean, even a tenth of that is 50 points, which is, you know, several items combined.

30:31I'm pretty confident South is doing it.

30:33Blowing up a car?

30:34Blowing up a car.

30:34Yeah.

30:35Do we have anything to update with?

30:41He says...

30:42He says something?

30:43Yeah, yeah.

30:43Okay, so we found this guy.

30:45Basically, I searched the keywords, uh, Tannerite explosion and, like, car on Instagram.

30:53And that's how we found this van.

30:55Uh, he, like, filmed basically, like, a reel doing exactly this on some other guy's property.

31:02He seems, like, willing. Like, he, he asked how much money we were willing to pay,

31:06which I think is a good sign.

31:07What did the response say?

31:09Uh, I said $300.

31:11Oh, so he hasn't responded since then.

31:12Carlos, do you want both of your last name and known this contract?

31:16Yes.

31:17Wait, who do you think that he will call me?

31:18Oh, call me.

31:18That's about it.

31:19Okay.

31:20Okay.

31:21Okay.

31:23Hey, uh, we were messaging on Instagram about the, uh, the car.

31:28I have a bunch of people, like, anxiously gathered around me,

31:30awaiting news.

31:32So, it's for, uh, UChicago is something called scav,

31:36which is, it's like the world's largest scavenger hunt.

31:38So, the items are, like, you know, bring the dean of the college bound and gagged and,

31:43and a lot of weird shit.

31:46And one of the, uh, one of the items this year is to explode a car.

31:49And it's worth 500 points, which is, uh, an obscene amount of points.

31:53It's, like, enough for our team to win, clear the game, win the game.

31:56So, we need, basically, private property in, uh, Indiana.

32:02Um, so, we have, I think, a car or a car chassis that we can, we can tow down there.

32:08Um, we have a rifle.

32:10I think we've been an SKS.

32:13I don't know if that's, like, high enough caliber to set off the...

32:16Okay.

32:17Okay.

32:18Um, okay.

32:20Perfect.

32:20Yeah.

32:22I'm sure you guys have plenty of stuff.

32:23Oh, it's, it's gonna be, uh, today, I think.

32:30Of course.

32:31Of course.

32:32Yeah, feel free to record.

32:39After the, done, done.

32:41Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:41We can't even get there until, uh, pretty late, I think.

32:45Do you think you could help us?

32:47So, we don't have that much experience with, uh, firearms or, or munitions.

32:52Do you think you could help us purchase the, the Tantalite and, and get everything set up?

32:58Tantalite?

32:58Oh, yeah.

33:02Holy shit.

33:06Yeah, amazing.

33:07Thank you, Brandon.

33:08You've actually saved us.

33:10Yeah.

33:10All right.

33:11Perfect.

33:11Send me the address.

33:12We'll, uh, we'll get everything together.

33:14Everything's in motion.

33:15Oh, my God.

33:19Holy shit.

33:20Holy shit.

33:22Oh, my God.

33:45Oh, my God.

33:46Oh, my God.

33:47Oh, my God.

33:48Oh, my God.

33:49Oh, my God.

33:50Oh, my God.

33:51Oh, my God.

33:52Oh, my God.

33:53Oh, my God.

33:54Oh, my God.

33:55Oh, my God.

33:57Oh, my God.

33:58Oh, my God.

33:59Oh, my God.

34:01Oh, my God.

34:02Oh, my God.

34:03Oh, my God.

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