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02:39It's you, Mogura. What's with the running around?
02:52Hey there, Kyo. Thought you might be nearby? Out doing an exorcism or what?
02:57I suppose he would explain the odd presence I'm sensing.
03:03Now the Grim Stalker's acting scared.
03:05Come on, Kyo. Do us a solid.
03:07What do you want? Just go on and spell it out for me. Because I am through trying to understand you.
03:13That.
03:16Oh. So this guy latched onto you now, did he? That totally sucks.
03:21So you actually know this person?
03:23Who, him? You realize he's not actually a person.
03:27I'd call him a sump human scumbag and a big time screw up. If a person made the same kind of mistake he did, they'd go straight to hell.
03:34That's pretty harsh. I'm standing right here, you know? And I'm working on being a better person.
03:39Then shutting it would be a great move. Listen up. Let me give you some friendly advice.
03:43I don't know what all he's told you, but hanging out with shady creatures like him is a very bad idea.
03:50Plus, this guy in particular always wants to play the victim.
03:53He's moody, resentful, and blows everything out of proportion, so there's no need to take what he says seriously.
03:59He'll whine about his issues, and trauma dump to pretty much anyone.
04:02Because he's a swindler who preys on generosity.
04:05Not holding back, are ya? Everybody, meet Kyoshiro Nekosuku. He'll help us out. This is Magi and Yae.
04:12Yeah, this is exactly what I was talking about. Always leaving out huge chunks of info.
04:18Hey, I'm-
04:19I know who you are. A first-year prone to possession.
04:22That's me! Shio Inukai!
04:24So you do realize that you don't need to tell people everything as soon as they ask you something?
04:31Wait.
04:32You have matching uniforms!
04:34Yeah, we do! What a coincidence!
04:36That's great! Always a good thing to have more people who can lend me their textbooks.
04:40I'm a third-year.
04:42Not what I was getting at.
04:43It was more that I was shocked to find out that the Exorcist is another high school student like you.
04:48Yeah, good point.
04:49This is going nowhere.
04:51Anyway, you know the drill. Think you can handle that for us?
04:54No, I do not know the drill. Just so I'm clear on things.
04:58Somehow, you met these nice, normal people and wasted no time exposing them to spiritual harm.
05:04Not only that, you dragged her into it.
05:06And now you're coming to me to clean up the mess you've made. Is that about it?
05:11Bingo!
05:11Please die!
05:12I run into a little bit of a snag on that one.
05:16First, I'll need to get her consent. I don't want to be like that spirit.
05:19Inukai, want me to exorcise you?
05:21Uh, uh, yeah, sure. Guess so?
05:26So you're aware of what's happening.
05:28The spirit is groping you.
05:30You can't see it or feel it, so the choice is yours.
05:33Get rid of it now!
05:34Where'd he go?
05:45I didn't think the spirit would be physically injured.
05:50I mean, that is super impressive, but still.
05:52This is crazy.
05:57The guy's younger and smaller than me, but he's weirdly intimidating.
06:01What's going on?
06:03And what is this strange noise I'm hearing?
06:06Quit trying to make everything make sense and just take a look.
06:09Like a real close look.
06:11Zoom in.
06:12What do you see?
06:13You're looking at the real cost of possessing great power.
06:16Hey, watch it, would you?
06:19That hurts.
06:21So gross.
06:22You're so stinky.
06:24Though, I guess some people might be jealous of that.
06:26Why would anybody be jealous?
06:28He steals all my nutrients so I can't gain any weight.
06:31And get bags under my eyes.
06:33The whole thing totally sucks.
06:36Go on, Nabashima.
06:37Time for a treat.
06:38That's a baka neko.
06:58Huh.
06:58Puked him right up.
07:01It could be worse, I guess.
07:03Much better than being digested.
07:04He's gonna be immobilized for a while.
07:06Eventually, someone from the afterlife will come around to pick him up.
07:10So they can handle everything from here.
07:13This is how the Nekozuku family does their thing.
07:15They've been possessed by baka neko for generations.
07:18I'm sure a lit major like you has read about the creature's fearsome reputation.
07:23The Nekozuku family figured out a way to turn that curse into good money.
07:27They're exorcists.
07:28Fighting fire with fire, you might say.
07:30An exorcism by the family head'll cost you.
07:33But little Kyo here is still just a trainee.
07:35So he'll defeat him for free.
07:37You always know a way to get a freebie, huh?
07:39You do know we don't defeat spirits.
07:41That's a complete misunderstanding of an exorcism.
07:44Yeah, I get it.
07:45You don't feel anything like a sense of justice when you do it.
07:48My bad.
07:50You tantalize the great cats so they'll swat your victims.
07:53That's the Nekozuku family style.
07:56But the occasional extra unlucky spirit will get eaten.
07:59So basically, what you're saying is that they're all really good with cat toys?
08:04That's right.
08:04Freaky supernatural pet trainers.
08:06Yeah, more or less.
08:08Gotta grab some flames real quick.
08:11He's like the old woman who steals hair in Rashomon.
08:14The whole thing is just so desperate.
08:18Ladies.
08:19This guy's still not giving up?
08:21Probably never had a date in his life.
08:23Go on, Nabashima.
08:24Play with him.
08:25Come on, man.
08:35You could at least try to be a little more careful with him.
08:37Flames will scatter.
08:38Is that how it works?
08:40Best to get tofu by using a ladle, right?
08:42Because when you try to grab it with a pair of chopsticks,
08:45it gets all torn to pieces.
08:46It's exactly like that.
08:48I see what you mean, but that's a wild analogy.
08:51Well, Kyo is still a trainee, like I said.
08:54The head of the Nekozuku family does things way more neatly.
08:57Tell me something.
08:58So, uh, do you know what his father's name is?
09:01It wouldn't happen to be Toshiro Nekozuku, would it?
09:04Yeah, and I'm surprised you know it.
09:06Of course I do.
09:07Nekozuku's a pretty unusual name.
09:09And he's also one of my professors.
09:11He's actually my seminar advisor.
09:13He teaches fantasy literature and is a published author in the genre.
09:17He's written tons of mysterious stories.
09:19He's got his own style and is known for oddly specific expressions.
09:22That's why I decided to take one of his classes.
09:25He's a fantasy author?
09:28You're telling me the novels Toshiro writes are considered fantasy?
09:32Huh?
09:33Those aren't just stories.
09:34They're probably his real experiences.
09:36And you two are paying to learn about them.
09:39What'd I say?
09:40There's a lot more strangeness going around in the world
09:42than a regular person would ever hope to realize.
09:45I told you from the very beginning that you could ignore all of this.
09:55But now that your eyes are open,
09:57you've got a whole new perspective on things.
09:59And you might even enjoy life a little bit more.
10:02I'm feeling left out!
10:04I can't see anything weird!
10:07Well, life is a lot easier for people like her.
10:10I would say you're lucky.
10:11Because honestly, the giant cat is terrifying!
10:14But I want to see the monster daddy too!
10:16Forgive me if I'm being insensitive,
10:18but this entire situation is like a miracle of the century for me.
10:21If Shio here gets possessed this easily,
10:23that could be good news as far as I'm concerned.
10:26Magi and Yai,
10:27let me know if you see anything else.
10:29You're both pretty sensitive.
10:31Not many folks out there have brains and eyes
10:32that can accept this sort of thing so quickly.
10:35Yo, you can handle anything that's too hairy for me.
10:38No, I don't believe I will.
10:40Now this is a great team!
10:42I just about lost all hope.
10:44But it's as if the perfect crew
10:46just assembled before my eyes like magic!
10:48I might actually gather enough fire to return to the afterlife.
10:52I'll have to get used to feeling optimistic again.
10:56Return?
10:57Reckon it's time to call it a day.
10:58I didn't realize it had gotten so late.
11:00What?
11:01It's 11 p.m.?
11:02Uh-oh!
11:03My mom is going to kill me!
11:04I almost forgot to have a major essay that's due tomorrow!
11:07You people are hopeless.
11:10Good morning.
11:12Huh?
11:13Hello, Professor.
11:14Did you happen to get the essay I said earlier?
11:17It was 20 pages on why children's literature
11:19contains so many elements of horror.
11:21Yes, I did get that.
11:23Pulled an all-nighter, huh?
11:25Me?
11:25Uh-huh, yeah.
11:27That's not good for your health.
11:29Don't make it a habit.
11:30You're right.
11:31Excuse us.
11:33Magi.
11:33Kirihara.
11:35Just a little word to the wise.
11:37You both need to stay far away from Drawer Street.
11:39It'll only pull you in deeper.
11:42Huh?
11:43I hope you know that this isn't an easy life.
11:54Gives me terrible shoulder pain.
11:56Huh?
11:57I think I'll go back home and sleep all day.
12:01I really appreciate you letting us bomb your Wi-Fi.
12:04No problem.
12:05Kind of forgot Mogura here doesn't have his own internet.
12:08This one of those online lecture thingies?
12:11Hey, it's Toshiro!
12:13Let's begin.
12:14I'm speaking to you from Miye Prefecture.
12:17Professor Nekozuku often goes on business trips.
12:20He streams his lectures when he's away.
12:23Yeah, sometimes he has to travel pretty far to perform an exorcism.
12:26He's got that word of mouth fame going for him.
12:29So that's why he's a roaming professor.
12:31I never would have guessed as much.
12:33Uh, can everyone see this document?
12:35It's a little hard to see now, Professor.
12:37So is there a way to minimize that thing?
12:39You're supposed to be looking at the document rather than me.
12:43Here in Japan, when we read or hear stories about a non-human living out a human existence,
12:48our tendency is to interpret these beings as gods or similar kinds of entities being punished for some manner of wrongdoing.
12:54Some people read Kaguya-hime from the tale of the bamboo cutter this way.
12:59The people of the moon, in other words, the heaven dwellers, reside above humans.
13:03It's arguably natural for Japanese people to interpret stories this way.
13:08Furthermore, Japanese culture tends to regard tree spirits and animals that serve the gods as also being elevated above humans.
13:15This line of thinking is second nature.
13:17An influence I theorize is heavily inspired by animism.
13:20Elevated beings demoted to human status and forced to live as mortals.
13:26Gotta love the internet!
13:27Hey, Doshiro!
13:29Elevated, huh?
13:30Waving or not?
13:31Though I can't help but think of what Nekozuku Jr. said.
13:34You realize he's not actually a person.
13:37Looking back, I guess there's always been a lot of spiritual interference in Professor Nekozuku's online lectures.
13:47His camera's basically a cat toy.
13:49And Ikebukuro clearly figured out where it is.
13:52Ikebukuro?
13:52That's the fat cat's name.
13:54How is that a name?
13:55Ah, whatever, forget it.
13:57Wait a sec.
13:58He always knows when someone uses a screenshot to skip class.
14:01The immobile spirits in the background are literally a dead giveaway.
14:04But how does he know when someone's napping?
14:06I'll bet the little stinkers rat them out for a giggle.
14:09I'm guessing poor Toshiro probably has a hell of a time figuring out who's a student and who's a spirit sometimes.
14:15I never thought this was how I developed pathos for my uptight college professor.
14:19Um, anyway, why are you listening to his lecture here of all places?
14:24He ain't here for the view.
14:27Okay.
14:28The other day you mentioned something about how getting a real exorcism would be expensive.
14:32I want to know how much it costs.
14:34What's the current market price for exorcisms?
14:38Uh, yeah, it's gone viral.
14:41Comments are along the lines of,
14:42Oh my god, scary, and never going there again.
14:45People are flipping.
14:46Another tenant's security guard uploaded the pic.
14:49They probably didn't expect it to gain so much traction this quickly.
14:53And that's why there were so many weird customers today.
14:56Thing is, it doesn't matter if these are real spirits.
14:58Headquarters has asked me to just deal with it, meaning, I must deal with it.
15:04How do you deal with the dead?
15:05I'm not paid enough for that!
15:07Damn you, Kanita from General Affairs!
15:09I mean, to be fair, he's probably getting a lot of crap from his bosses, too.
15:13A few customers have already demanded I exorcise the place.
15:16What am I gonna do?
15:17It's become a consumer trust issue.
15:19Now I have to put on a big song and dance to convince everyone I've got it handled.
15:28Hmm.
15:28I don't know, maybe it is something supernatural.
15:33Whoa!
15:33I can move things with my mind?
15:35Are you sure that makes you a poltergeist?
15:37Of course.
15:38Come to think of it,
15:39that one high school girl's been swinging by a lot lately.
15:42Your really hungry one in the Yatsumeha uniform.
15:45Maki!
15:46I'm gonna buy my snacks here from now on!
15:50I'll have that for one day?
15:51This place is fun!
15:52I'm a chill hero for a while.
15:54Unusual incidents have skyrocketed since she first showed up here.
15:58So maybe this is all her fault.
16:00Bullseye.
16:01Maybe I should just tell him the truth.
16:03But I risk him thinking I'm a total weirdo.
16:06Guess that comes along with seeing spirits.
16:08It would make for a fun anime, but sucks in real life.
16:12My full-time employees are creeped out, too.
16:14If an exorcism will diffuse the situation, then I am completely on board.
16:18It's like that thing where you lie to people.
16:20It's called the placebo effect?
16:22Uh, who even does that sort of thing?
16:25A Shinto priest?
16:26Buddhist monk?
16:27I don't suppose you happen to know any mediums?
16:31I'm guessing not.
16:34Actually, um, I do.
16:37Not your best story.
16:39So basically, Boss Man asked you to do him a favor.
16:42This kind of thing happens to you a lot, doesn't it?
16:45Yeah.
16:45Boss Man's lucky.
16:46He hit the jackpot.
16:47No joke.
16:49Wait, really?
16:50Are you serious?
16:51I have so many follow-up questions about it, but none of them matter right now.
16:55I need their help.
16:56Thank you, Magi.
16:57You're really one of the good ones.
16:58Thank you so, so much.
17:00Yay!
17:01Disaster averted!
17:02Hiring you was the best decision I ever made, Magi!
17:07I thank you!
17:10I've never been thanked that profusely.
17:12Another thrilling anecdote.
17:14And cautionary tale of middle management.
17:16Financially speaking, if you have to ask, you can't afford it.
17:19What's the damage?
17:21100,000 yen?
17:22A million.
17:23A million yen?
17:24Sometimes spirits are real dangerous.
17:27Toshiro.
17:28He's the one you're gonna call when there's something deranged in the neighborhood.
17:32It costs a lot, but so do medical bills.
17:35In other words, a spirit like that one the other day can be handled for free by someone like Kyo.
17:40Most spirit incidents are minor, a misunderstanding, or have some sort of medical explanation.
17:45So, you get what you pay for with those shady bullshit psychics who charge a half-assed fee for half-assed work.
17:51Based on what you're telling me, sounds like something you can handle by yourself.
17:55They don't seem to respect my authority.
17:58Pardon, I must insist that you leave here at once.
18:01It's constantly freeing!
18:03That's kind of brutal, but expected.
18:06Expectant, really?
18:07The truth hurts, don't it?
18:09Sorry, but you already know you give doormat vibes.
18:13Since this is business related, you'll need a full-fledged adult so everyone knows it's on the up and up.
18:18Unfortunately, Kyo is still a high schooler. You're gonna have to ask Toshiro.
18:22Mokura could easily pretend to do an exorcism and score some much-needed cash, but he won't.
18:28I can't imagine what he's being punished for.
18:31Sometimes his kindness is almost inhuman.
18:34Forgive the intrusion.
18:40My name is Neko Zuko. I'm the exorcist who was contacted to help you.
18:44I'm so pleased to make your acquaintance.
18:46I'm Kamenuma Kiyosuke. Thank you.
18:49Why is he acting so sketchy?
18:51My great-grandfather once told me a story.
18:54He was stationed on Celibus Island, modern-day Sulawesi Island, as part of the Southern Expeditionary Army Group.
19:02A shrimpy second-class soldier had suffered major injuries all over his body,
19:06and without access to proper nutrition, his condition was expected to become critical by the next day.
19:11There was another second-class soldier, a tall and lean one, who called himself a hermit.
19:18This strange hermit said he pitied everyone around him, and was wracked with guilt over their unending suffering.
19:26He lamented,
19:27I'm not qualified to play God.
19:41Care to tell me what you just fed, Private Kirihara?
19:45Who's asking?
19:46Private First Class Oshiro Neko Zuko.
19:49You must be from the squad that just arrived.
19:52My apologies.
19:54Someone very clearly raised you up, right?
19:56First-class soldiers usually greet impudent second-class soldiers like me with a fist to the face.
20:02In my experience, this indicates one of two things.
20:05You're really smart, or really talented.
20:08It's rare for someone with your build to make First Class.
20:11You look even unhealthier than me and Private Kirihara.
20:15You feel okay?
20:16Don't concern yourself with me, and stop trying to distract me, too.
20:20I'll get straight to the point.
20:21When you make it back to Japan, I want you to help my boy.
20:24Sir, you could get in trouble if someone hears you talk about going back.
20:28Do not try to change the subject.
20:31I'm very much aware you're not a normal human.
20:34Your eyes have been following the beast possessing me since I first entered the room.
20:38Each head of our family is short-lived due to possession.
20:44Doctors can't help.
20:46I'm currently 23 years old, and it's unlikely that I'll live to see 30.
20:51I have a one-year-old son back home in Japan.
20:53He's not nearly strong enough to endure possession and might not make it to 10.
20:57If whatever you told and fed to Private Kirihara truly will extend the man's life,
21:02then I'm begging you to help my family.
21:04In exchange, my family will be at your service from then onward.
21:09Please help!
21:10Even if you can only save my son.
21:13Living in this world, it's a recipe for difficult choices.
21:16But I want my son to have every choice possible.
21:19Color me impressed.
21:20Most people don't even seem to notice all my oddball ramblings, sir.
21:24You could say noticing the odd is my specialty.
21:27Take a look around you.
21:29This.
21:30This is what it means to have choices taken from you.
21:34Some people think it's righteous to help someone in need,
21:37while others believe giving up on a hopeless cause is nobler in the end.
21:42Spoiler alert.
21:43Even on your deathbed, you will never know the answers to questions like that.
21:47But this curious hermit, who himself had so few options he couldn't even choose to die, responded.
21:54This choice may lead to the greatest miracle of the century.
21:57Spoken as though to comfort himself.
21:59Spoken as though to comfort himself.
22:29Spoken as though to comfort him.
22:31Spoken as though to comfort him.
22:32Set him up.
22:33Spoken as though to comfort him.
22:34Suใใ.
22:35Preparation
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22:37Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh...
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22:45Go to rock to ziใพใง
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