Bottoms Up: Cranberry Gobbler

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This week, LBF and Dave mix up the Cranberry Gobbler—the unofficial official cocktail of surviving Thanksgiving. Tart, boozy, and just festive enough to make family drama feel like light entertainment. One sip and suddenly your uncle’s political rant sounds… tolerable.

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00:00okay I think he's getting ice I don't know what he's doing my eyes I'm getting a cold

00:13tis the season by the way I'll explain why I'm wearing this hat in a minute but

00:18okay okay so here we are

00:28what's your drink you got a fancy holiday drink I've never heard of this drink before

00:37well I just I do I wanted to just oh you know this I like to I think of it as a turkey gobbler

00:43but it's called the cranberry gobbler okay so thanksgiving drink yeah thanksgiving drink

00:48because here's the thing a thanksgiving drink really is any drink because it's a drink that

00:53will make you forget who your family is oh my god let's be honest I mean oh I mean we love our

01:02families but like it's a lot of stuff at thanksgiving and sometimes you just need a little edgy thing

01:09sometimes just wine just pour it whatever take the edge off whatever this is a little bit of a

01:13thematic one and I like it because it has a couple of things in it it's called the what

01:18cranberry gobbler yeah but what we're doing is we're we're using and by the way we're not brand

01:24ambassadors no we're not but we should be I know I wish we were turkey so yeah we're gonna we're

01:31gonna use wild turkey of course it's a thanksgiving cocktail we're gonna use wild turkey and you want

01:37you know what can I just say something I know you don't like it when I know can I just say something

01:40really good I'm just right Joe I'm wearing this hat um my Santa hat because I believe that um

01:47thanksgiving truly is a speed bump to uh Christmas and I know people don't appreciate that but my tree

01:53is over there and you can't see it I have another tree in the kitchen I was gonna say can I reveal

01:58your dirty little secret we're already decorated for Christmas and it's not even that good no apologies

02:04this is how we roll all right so what were you gonna say oh I was gonna say no no that's not in

02:09wild turkey he gets so distracted by the sound of my voice yes I will um so I all I was gonna say was

02:20so we're using wild turkey not a brand ambassador but whatever um people I just like to I like to say

02:26this every now and then people can get a little uh you know they they they they they think certain

02:32kinds of bourbon or bottom shelf bourbon you want to know something 1999 wild turkey perfectly good

02:43bourbon well perfectly good for getting us drunk for decades so let's just get I'm just saying it's

02:51perfectly good bourbon it's it you know it's they make it they make their own stuff it smells like

02:59your drunk uncle who's making inappropriate you want to if you really want to spend a little more

03:03money wild turkey makes an aged bourbon that's called um Russell's Reserve but okay so wild turkey

03:10we're gonna use it because it's thematic and it's it's it's wild turkey and it's good all right so here

03:15we go should we make the drink yeah oh and I wanted to mention too Lauren because you got this

03:20things you got this fancy glass and you can't even see it oh it does compare yeah it's a compare

03:25glass and you want to know who owns wild turkey come on parry because the Italians but made made in

03:31Kentucky well turkey it's all good okay okay uh so let's make the drink let's and uh we're gonna we're

03:40gonna shake this drink with a lot of ice and it's gonna be nice and easy it's gonna be it's you know

03:43what the thing about yeah let's just like here's the thing it's gonna be nice and easy two ounces of

03:48the wild turkey so that you can get your drink on whatever your preferred bourbon is when your

03:53aunt's talking about something that from her past that you don't want to deal with okay all right

03:58like oh I'm the auntie this this drink calls for uh some jersey lightning which is applejack brandy

04:06um which is an apple brandy I currently Falcone residence is out of applejack but I have this uh bottle

04:16of Calvados which is fancy it's not super fancy but it's uh it's apple brandy okay so because we

04:25have a closet in this house that is the most ridiculous thing that you'd ever see like it is

04:32filled with booze I'm gonna do like like like people three quarter ounce in prohibition would be

04:40like apple brandy oh my god it's bananas and it's painted black and what do we call it my closet

04:47upstairs the um black hole of booze yeah my closet upstairs with clothes few it costs less money

04:55than what I have in my booze closet we also have to shop at frugal fannies though so your regular

05:02variety cranberry yeah a little cranberry cocktail yeah by the way can you talk about a little bit about

05:08the cranberry cocktail juice when it comes to drinks do not get the juice that you're feeding

05:13your kids get the cocktail because it has more sugar and that way you think this is mostly what

05:19people end up buying and feeding their kids oh you shouldn't that's bad really do that no it's

05:26filled with sugar but if you're gonna booze it up then get this yeah it has some added sweetness to it

05:33cocktail for the cocktails 100% juice for the kids I'm just saying I'm a good parent oh I see what

05:41you're saying yes yes I'm a good parent he doesn't know now I'm lost okay so the cranberry juice we're

05:51gonna do four ounces of cranberry juice really yeah it's juicy to me well you know okay okay okay

05:59this is a nice juicy drink and we're gonna add well I'm gonna cut I've got a nice lime here I'm gonna

06:06cut in half and we're just gonna squeeze half of the lime right in there by the way I just want to let

06:12everyone know that the lighting in this video seems to be okay but it's so dark behind this bar

06:17that someone's gonna hurt themselves okay and now what we're gonna do is we're gonna uh we're gonna

06:24put some ice in here we're gonna shake this up and you want to know something what LBF am I allowed to

06:34call you LBF yeah I don't know we're not gonna strain it or anything we're gonna pour it right into our

06:40nice uh oh yeah it's Thanksgiving get your drink on as fast as you can TV what are you thanking for this

06:49Thanksgiving I'm thankful for you honey all right all right all right nobody really thankful for it

06:55um I'm thankful for a great boss and um a lovely decorated home and um and fine cocktails okay I'm

07:08thankful for Travis from body prime yes Travis who is teaching us how to be strong and lift things okay

07:17look at that I am thankful for streaming services because I'm watching really good shows including

07:24welcome to dairy um boots on Netflix and um a really good documentary I just watched but I can't

07:32remember the name of it so that's the problem so what we're gonna do is we're just gonna dump it right

07:39in the glass really yeah ice home now look at that let's talk about the secret shame that we have

07:48look at that that's a beauty now look at that look at that look at that all we need uh is the

07:54garnish which we don't the fresh thyme and the cranberries and you've got yourself a perfect

08:00Thanksgiving gobbler cocktail listen however nobody has fresh cranberries in the house you're gonna have

08:08to use your imagination you know you should do frankly it would be so fun if you took you know the

08:13cranberry sauce that comes in a can and you cut it and you put it like as like a lime it would be so

08:20funny but just imagine just he's not even he's not even entertaining me just imagine if you had a

08:25nice piece of fresh thyme with some cranberries piled on top you're gonna have to use whoa just you're

08:33gonna have to use your imagination just imagine it would be perfect if you had a slice of that

08:38gelatinous cranberry and you made it out like a lime and a margarita it would be so much more fun a little

08:45bit trashy i'm sorry that's a really bad idea whatever that's a bad idea all right let's taste

08:52it you ready yeah all right i bet it's delicious never had it i bet it's delicious

09:01it's effing delightful may i try oh yeah yeah yeah

09:05oh yeah perfect you could down like 10 of these perfect you dress it up everything the day after

09:14thanksgiving on black friday you go out and buy your garnish and dress it up nice and you'll have

09:18a great uh great uh holiday you don't need to dress it up no one's dressing up i'm getting your pants

09:24this is an unbuttoned cocktail it's good nice job cranberry gobbler that's it minus the cranberries

09:32well it's a cranberry juice happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving oh god

09:38how's my new camera this actually is pretty good it's really good how's the new camera i have no makeup

09:44on i think i think it's great i think we have to change up the picture for christmas oh well we have

09:53some to choose from no just for christmas anyway well why don't we could just put some garland on there

09:58yes i know okay oh my god i'm so tired okay bye

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