00:00okay I think he's getting ice I don't know what he's doing my eyes I'm getting a cold
00:13tis the season by the way I'll explain why I'm wearing this hat in a minute but
00:18okay okay so here we are
00:28what's your drink you got a fancy holiday drink I've never heard of this drink before
00:37well I just I do I wanted to just oh you know this I like to I think of it as a turkey gobbler
00:43but it's called the cranberry gobbler okay so thanksgiving drink yeah thanksgiving drink
00:48because here's the thing a thanksgiving drink really is any drink because it's a drink that
00:53will make you forget who your family is oh my god let's be honest I mean oh I mean we love our
01:02families but like it's a lot of stuff at thanksgiving and sometimes you just need a little edgy thing
01:09sometimes just wine just pour it whatever take the edge off whatever this is a little bit of a
01:13thematic one and I like it because it has a couple of things in it it's called the what
01:18cranberry gobbler yeah but what we're doing is we're we're using and by the way we're not brand
01:24ambassadors no we're not but we should be I know I wish we were turkey so yeah we're gonna we're
01:31gonna use wild turkey of course it's a thanksgiving cocktail we're gonna use wild turkey and you want
01:37you know what can I just say something I know you don't like it when I know can I just say something
01:40really good I'm just right Joe I'm wearing this hat um my Santa hat because I believe that um
01:47thanksgiving truly is a speed bump to uh Christmas and I know people don't appreciate that but my tree
01:53is over there and you can't see it I have another tree in the kitchen I was gonna say can I reveal
01:58your dirty little secret we're already decorated for Christmas and it's not even that good no apologies
02:04this is how we roll all right so what were you gonna say oh I was gonna say no no that's not in
02:09wild turkey he gets so distracted by the sound of my voice yes I will um so I all I was gonna say was
02:20so we're using wild turkey not a brand ambassador but whatever um people I just like to I like to say
02:26this every now and then people can get a little uh you know they they they they they think certain
02:32kinds of bourbon or bottom shelf bourbon you want to know something 1999 wild turkey perfectly good
02:43bourbon well perfectly good for getting us drunk for decades so let's just get I'm just saying it's
02:51perfectly good bourbon it's it you know it's they make it they make their own stuff it smells like
02:59your drunk uncle who's making inappropriate you want to if you really want to spend a little more
03:03money wild turkey makes an aged bourbon that's called um Russell's Reserve but okay so wild turkey
03:10we're gonna use it because it's thematic and it's it's it's wild turkey and it's good all right so here
03:15we go should we make the drink yeah oh and I wanted to mention too Lauren because you got this
03:20things you got this fancy glass and you can't even see it oh it does compare yeah it's a compare
03:25glass and you want to know who owns wild turkey come on parry because the Italians but made made in
03:31Kentucky well turkey it's all good okay okay uh so let's make the drink let's and uh we're gonna we're
03:40gonna shake this drink with a lot of ice and it's gonna be nice and easy it's gonna be it's you know
03:43what the thing about yeah let's just like here's the thing it's gonna be nice and easy two ounces of
03:48the wild turkey so that you can get your drink on whatever your preferred bourbon is when your
03:53aunt's talking about something that from her past that you don't want to deal with okay all right
03:58like oh I'm the auntie this this drink calls for uh some jersey lightning which is applejack brandy
04:06um which is an apple brandy I currently Falcone residence is out of applejack but I have this uh bottle
04:16of Calvados which is fancy it's not super fancy but it's uh it's apple brandy okay so because we
04:25have a closet in this house that is the most ridiculous thing that you'd ever see like it is
04:32filled with booze I'm gonna do like like like people three quarter ounce in prohibition would be
04:40like apple brandy oh my god it's bananas and it's painted black and what do we call it my closet
04:47upstairs the um black hole of booze yeah my closet upstairs with clothes few it costs less money
04:55than what I have in my booze closet we also have to shop at frugal fannies though so your regular
05:02variety cranberry yeah a little cranberry cocktail yeah by the way can you talk about a little bit about
05:08the cranberry cocktail juice when it comes to drinks do not get the juice that you're feeding
05:13your kids get the cocktail because it has more sugar and that way you think this is mostly what
05:19people end up buying and feeding their kids oh you shouldn't that's bad really do that no it's
05:26filled with sugar but if you're gonna booze it up then get this yeah it has some added sweetness to it
05:33cocktail for the cocktails 100% juice for the kids I'm just saying I'm a good parent oh I see what
05:41you're saying yes yes I'm a good parent he doesn't know now I'm lost okay so the cranberry juice we're
05:51gonna do four ounces of cranberry juice really yeah it's juicy to me well you know okay okay okay
05:59this is a nice juicy drink and we're gonna add well I'm gonna cut I've got a nice lime here I'm gonna
06:06cut in half and we're just gonna squeeze half of the lime right in there by the way I just want to let
06:12everyone know that the lighting in this video seems to be okay but it's so dark behind this bar
06:17that someone's gonna hurt themselves okay and now what we're gonna do is we're gonna uh we're gonna
06:24put some ice in here we're gonna shake this up and you want to know something what LBF am I allowed to
06:34call you LBF yeah I don't know we're not gonna strain it or anything we're gonna pour it right into our
06:40nice uh oh yeah it's Thanksgiving get your drink on as fast as you can TV what are you thanking for this
06:49Thanksgiving I'm thankful for you honey all right all right all right nobody really thankful for it
06:55um I'm thankful for a great boss and um a lovely decorated home and um and fine cocktails okay I'm
07:08thankful for Travis from body prime yes Travis who is teaching us how to be strong and lift things okay
07:17look at that I am thankful for streaming services because I'm watching really good shows including
07:24welcome to dairy um boots on Netflix and um a really good documentary I just watched but I can't
07:32remember the name of it so that's the problem so what we're gonna do is we're just gonna dump it right
07:39in the glass really yeah ice home now look at that let's talk about the secret shame that we have
07:48look at that that's a beauty now look at that look at that look at that all we need uh is the
07:54garnish which we don't the fresh thyme and the cranberries and you've got yourself a perfect
08:00Thanksgiving gobbler cocktail listen however nobody has fresh cranberries in the house you're gonna have
08:08to use your imagination you know you should do frankly it would be so fun if you took you know the
08:13cranberry sauce that comes in a can and you cut it and you put it like as like a lime it would be so
08:20funny but just imagine just he's not even he's not even entertaining me just imagine if you had a
08:25nice piece of fresh thyme with some cranberries piled on top you're gonna have to use whoa just you're
08:33gonna have to use your imagination just imagine it would be perfect if you had a slice of that
08:38gelatinous cranberry and you made it out like a lime and a margarita it would be so much more fun a little
08:45bit trashy i'm sorry that's a really bad idea whatever that's a bad idea all right let's taste
08:52it you ready yeah all right i bet it's delicious never had it i bet it's delicious
09:01it's effing delightful may i try oh yeah yeah yeah
09:05oh yeah perfect you could down like 10 of these perfect you dress it up everything the day after
09:14thanksgiving on black friday you go out and buy your garnish and dress it up nice and you'll have
09:18a great uh great uh holiday you don't need to dress it up no one's dressing up i'm getting your pants
09:24this is an unbuttoned cocktail it's good nice job cranberry gobbler that's it minus the cranberries
09:32well it's a cranberry juice happy thanksgiving happy thanksgiving oh god
09:38how's my new camera this actually is pretty good it's really good how's the new camera i have no makeup
09:44on i think i think it's great i think we have to change up the picture for christmas oh well we have
09:53some to choose from no just for christmas anyway well why don't we could just put some garland on there
09:58yes i know okay oh my god i'm so tired okay bye
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