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Envidiosa Season 3 Episode 3
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00:00That's quite enough of that dancing, Victoria.
00:22So tell me, if I were to do that dance in a movie or something, how would it look?
00:30You should take a seat, Victoria.
00:32No, seriously, if you had to describe that dance, what word would you use?
00:35You'd say that dance was...
00:38Sensual.
00:39Exactly, sensual. More than sensual. It was erotic, which is obvious.
00:43Unless you're a stupid moron, or an idiot, or asexual.
00:47With a flaccid cock.
00:52Hey, save the Arabic dessert for Thursday, okay, Romy?
00:56Oh, okay.
00:56You can put that away for now.
00:57Okay.
00:58We're done for today.
00:59Let me ask you something. Is Moroccan food the same thing as Lebanese?
01:03Yeah, there's some similarities.
01:04Very good, you're starting to learn.
01:06Thanks.
01:07How did it go the other day?
01:09Oh, it was really nice.
01:10Yeah, she got the job?
01:10Yeah. No, I mean, she got it, but didn't accept it.
01:15Yeah, she wanted to do something a bit more personal, more her own.
01:18No, in the end, that job just wasn't for me.
01:21Instead of a slave, I'd rather be my own boss.
01:23Well, that's good to know about yourself.
01:25Yeah. Yeah, not that I have a problem with people who get handed everything on a silver platter.
01:29I'd just rather get my hands dirty.
01:31Work my way up from scratch, you know?
01:33Make the effort.
01:34I'm not embarrassed to say that. I'm good.
01:36Who are these other people, exactly?
01:38No one. It's just an example.
01:40With you, it's never just an example.
01:42When you compare yourself, it's always to another woman.
01:44So who is it?
01:45Is it that woman who works with Matthias, the chef, Lola?
01:48I never mention her.
01:49Hmm. Your sister, with her unexpected pregnancy?
01:52Or Debbie, who underwent a fertility treatment to get pregnant, before she'd even been dating for six months?
01:58I do not envy my friends. And please give me your notebook. I want to write it down.
02:01So it must be the chef.
02:04Okay.
02:04I will admit that her profile does fit with what I'm saying.
02:09You know how she became a model?
02:10No.
02:11She was on the beach at age 14 and someone asked her to model.
02:13Two months later, New York. That's typical of her.
02:15How do you know that's typical of her?
02:17I don't mean her. I mean it's typical of the kind of entitled woman she represents.
02:20Women that, I'm sorry, but you and I, we hate them.
02:22What are these women like who we hate so much?
02:25Like her.
02:27Free spirits.
02:30Ethereal.
02:31So bubbly.
02:32Not a care in the world.
02:34They don't need any label.
02:35Not as a mother or a best friend, property owner, none of that.
02:39They don't think about the past or the future.
02:41They live for the eternal present.
02:42They buy a one-way ticket and they just go with the flow.
02:45They have no idea what makes you fat or not.
02:47Does this water cracker make me look fat?
02:49The, sweetie, yes, of course it makes you fat, you idiot.
02:51It's a cracker.
02:52You think it's made of water?
02:53It's made of flour and fat.
02:54One day, they go weigh themselves and just like that.
02:57Oh, wow, three kilos lighter.
02:58Of course, their hair dries naturally.
03:00No frizz.
03:02Effortlessly stunning.
03:03They don't need hair straighteners like we do.
03:05They're a plague.
03:07They're never complaining, never overthinking.
03:09Nothing ever bothers them.
03:10They are never worried.
03:12They live their lives how they want, no matter the consequences.
03:14That's what they're like.
03:16They can wear those flowy little dresses with nothing clinging anywhere.
03:20Even their perfect poop.
03:21Tiny little balls like rabbit droppings.
03:23Don't even have to spread their butt cheeks to squeeze them out.
03:26And they're so lucky.
03:28Really lucky.
03:33You see, Daddy?
03:35Look.
03:37Look.
03:44What's going on?
03:47What's wrong?
03:48So, you're not deaf.
03:49Oh, that's such a relief.
03:51Great news.
03:51What the hell happened?
03:52No, nothing happened.
03:54Not at all.
03:54It's just that you never seem to hear Emma when she wakes up in the middle of the night,
03:57huh?
03:57So I was kind of worried about your hearing.
03:59But, honey, you yelled right in my ear.
04:01I did.
04:02The same way your daughter yells in my ear every night.
04:04You really got to keep up.
04:06What's wrong?
04:07You've been treating me like shit for days.
04:08I hadn't noticed.
04:09To be honest, I was a little more concerned about the state of your hearing.
04:12But you seem to be doing okay.
04:14Here.
04:15Take her for a bit.
04:16I'm going out with the girls.
04:19Carol, hey, wait a sec.
04:21I think she might be a little hungry.
04:23Why does everybody think this baby needs to eat all the time?
04:26You think she's hungry?
04:27Give her your tits for a while.
04:32What kind of woman are you?
04:33Well, I'm intense.
04:35I'm neurotic.
04:36I'm obsessively planning everything in advance.
04:40I'm never satisfied with the way my clothes look on me.
04:43I need shapewear to suck my stomach in.
04:45I always wear a push-up bra and compression socks.
04:47I've been counting calories since I was 15.
04:49I know every diet, from the ice cream diet to the soup diet.
04:52I like to say my boyfriend.
04:54My boyfriend did this.
04:55My boyfriend said that.
04:56I'd never shut up about it.
04:57And my shit's normal.
04:58Maybe a bit constipated.
05:00I mean, sometimes they're massive.
05:02I'll take a photo to show you.
05:03An unbelievable amount of shit.
05:05So you're feeling insecure?
05:07No.
05:10No, it bothers me.
05:11It's different.
05:12Why don't you tell Matias how this girl affects you emotionally,
05:15and discuss it like adults?
05:18You're on my team.
05:19I knew that you were.
05:21Because bringing it up is the absolute first thing that came to my mind, too.
05:24It doesn't have to be the first thing.
05:25Nor am I telling you to bring it up.
05:27I am simply inviting you to consider it.
05:30What kind of team would we both be on?
05:32We're on the same team.
05:33I see it in your eyes.
05:37We cry with snot.
05:39I know you grab the pillow,
05:41bury your head,
05:42and start screaming.
05:44I know it.
05:45That's what these tissues are for.
05:46They're actually for the patients.
05:49Do you chemically straighten your hair?
05:50Because I never got an answer.
05:52Or are you up every morning doing this?
05:55Not important.
05:55Make sure to tune in next time for Arabic desserts.
06:03Thanks for joining me.
06:04I can't wait to see you again.
06:06And cut.
06:07That's a wrap.
06:09Clear this all away, guys.
06:10The restaurant opens soon.
06:12I don't get it.
06:13You left the best part for the next episode.
06:14I have to build anticipation, don't I?
06:16Now, when I say Morocco, what do you think?
06:18I think of dried fruit, panettone.
06:20No, panettone is Italian.
06:22For example, dates.
06:24Dates, bakaba.
06:24Or stone fruits.
06:25Or nuts.
06:27Hey, give me a second.
06:30Here, Romy, hold this.
06:31Sure.
06:31Thanks.
06:33Baby, hey.
06:34What you doing here?
06:36Can't I be here?
06:37Yeah, of course.
06:38But is something wrong?
06:39Is there?
06:40No.
06:41Ah.
06:41You good?
06:42Yeah, I'm fine.
06:43I just wanted to tell you something is all.
06:45Right.
06:45What is it?
06:45She never eats anything, huh?
06:47Yeah, not much.
06:48So typical.
06:49She cooks all day and lets everyone else eat.
06:51That's classic.
06:51Hey, baby, you're scaring me now.
06:53Are you sure there's nothing wrong?
06:54No.
06:55I was just thinking that instead of doing something crazy, I should talk to you.
07:01So here goes nothing.
07:02Ever since I heard about Lola's open relationship, I keep thinking something will happen.
07:05But Vicky, I told you it won't.
07:07No, I know you wouldn't, of course.
07:09But she would.
07:10I can tell she really likes you.
07:12She's up to something.
07:14No, baby.
07:15Please listen to me.
07:16Maybe it's just her personality.
07:17She's naturally extroverted.
07:18She's very outgoing.
07:19Your imagination's running wild.
07:20Oh, I'm imagining it.
07:21They always say, you're imagining things.
07:23But check their phone.
07:24First thing you see is a dick pic.
07:26My cell phone.
07:26Or a vulva.
07:27Okay, check my cell phone here.
07:28Why would I check your phone?
07:29My love.
07:30Seriously, what would I do that for?
07:31I'm with you.
07:31I'm in love with you.
07:32I don't want to be with her.
07:33And she doesn't want to be with me.
07:34Oh, she doesn't?
07:34I'm sure.
07:35No, in fact, she asks about you all the time.
07:38About me?
07:38Yeah, she's interested.
07:40She wants to know what's going on in your life.
07:41Seriously?
07:42That's so sweet.
07:43Yeah, it is.
07:43I can't believe this.
07:44Hey, why don't the four of us go out for dinner?
07:46That way you can put your mind at ease and we can breathe easy.
07:49Oh, yeah.
07:49Yeah?
07:50Well, if she really wants to see me so bad.
07:51Yeah, sounds good.
07:52If you want, I can sort it out today.
07:54That'd be awesome.
07:55Yeah?
07:55Hmm.
07:56Hmm.
07:57Bon appetit, love.
07:58Hmm.
07:59Love you.
08:00I love you, too.
08:01I mean, the thing is that I know nothing about men.
08:04And Lenny knows even less because she's totally lesbian.
08:07Great, because you're totally lesbian, too.
08:09Yeah, honey, you're totally lesbian now.
08:11I mean, look at that shirt.
08:13I know that.
08:14But the thing is, I'm a new arrival, whereas Lenny is a born and bred lesbian.
08:19She knows everything there is to know about lesbianism.
08:21I'm serious.
08:23For example, I still can't...
08:24You don't wonder if I smoke, do you?
08:25Yeah, just blow it out the window.
08:26Mm.
08:27Oh, light it up, girl.
08:28For example, I still could never quite tell which bands or singers are really batting
08:33for our team, you know?
08:34Oh, no idea.
08:35Hey, what will happen if the baby boy self-identifies as a lesbian later on?
08:40Yeah.
08:40Well, yeah, it could happen.
08:41I'm sorry, you guys, but maybe we could talk about something other than babies, for the
08:46love of God.
08:47I have Emma hanging off me all day.
08:49I can't remember connecting with my girls.
08:51I can't handle one more word of my motherhood.
08:53Can you give me a little, Carol?
08:54We hardly ever get to talk, though.
08:56Come on, let me hear some more about Romeo.
08:58Oh, about that.
08:59Uh, I didn't tell you, but, uh, we're not calling the baby Romeo anymore.
09:03Yeah.
09:03Huh?
09:04His name's Tomas, and that's that.
09:06Are you kidding me?
09:08No.
09:08You're really changing his name for Victoria?
09:12Listen, mm-mm.
09:13But you...
09:14We made a decision, and I don't wish to discuss it any further.
09:17Hey, if you want, I can take this rug out of the box for you, and I can lay it out somewhere,
09:20see how it looks in the room, if that's okay.
09:22Yeah, go right ahead.
09:23Maxie really just gave you all of these?
09:25That's unbelievable.
09:25What I really need is for this disaster to become a true walk-in closet,
09:29where I can organize everything sorted by color, with good lighting, and a mirror.
09:33It'll happen, Melly.
09:33I can see it already.
09:34I'll draw it for you later.
09:35I swear, I can't find anything.
09:36It's impossible.
09:37Take these, for example.
09:38Hello.
09:39They were in a box.
09:40I had no idea they existed.
09:42And these?
09:43Hello.
09:44They're spectacular, right?
09:45They were crammed in the back of a suitcase.
09:47I swear, I can't keep track of my clothes in this room.
09:49I'm getting water.
09:50I'll be back.
09:51Hello?
09:52Uh, yes.
09:53Excuse me.
09:53Did you get pregnant recently?
09:55Huh?
09:56No, because Lenny is pregnant, and now Debbie has had to pick out a new name for her son,
10:01all because you claim to have reserved it for an imaginary baby.
10:04Yeah, I've already spoken to Debbie, and Debbie understands.
10:06So you can butt out, Lucila.
10:08Oh, okay.
10:09And there's no possibility that maybe Matias might want to call him Pablo?
10:13No, I'm not the mother of a Pablo.
10:15The world has too many Pablos.
10:16It doesn't need any more of them.
10:18It's just a name, Lucila.
10:19Let me have just one special thing in my life.
10:21Bye, Lou.
10:23Wow.
10:24Here, baby.
10:24Girl, I need this.
10:27It'll be for just one night.
10:29Do you think it'll fit me?
10:30Sure.
10:31It's stretchy fabric.
10:32Does it have spandex?
10:33Mm-hmm.
10:34I promise I'll take care of it.
10:35No, lady.
10:36She can't reserve a name like you would, I don't know, like you'd reserve a house for
10:41a summer holiday.
10:42That's enough.
10:43Threading this is impossible, huh?
10:45Well, anyway, I think that, I don't know what I think.
10:48I pumped so much milk before coming here, I feel like a dairy cow.
10:51I made virtually all the milk I could.
10:53Now I want wine, you know?
10:54Ooh.
10:55I'm afraid all of Tomas's clothes will smell like weed now.
10:58No, I'm calling him Romeo, girl.
11:01Let it go.
11:02I'm calling him Romeo.
11:04I'm desperate to talk about adult topics, you know, global affairs.
11:09That's the conversation I want.
11:11Things like the Middle East, for example.
11:14Oh, no.
11:15The Middle East.
11:16Yeah, tell me about the drop in price of oil.
11:20Oh.
11:21Vicky and I are going out for dinner.
11:22You should join us.
11:23Oh, I'd love to, but I have no one to watch Cruise.
11:26Oh, that's a shame.
11:27I really wanted us to get to know each other better, just the four of us.
11:30Then come to our place.
11:31Cruise can watch a movie, and we'll throw together something casual.
11:34She can hang with us if she wants.
11:35All right, just come early then.
11:37When should we come over?
11:37Uh, seven.
11:38Okay.
11:39Here's a question.
11:40Do you think it could be trendy if it's like this?
11:43I'll stop breathing on the count of three.
11:45Okay.
11:45Okay, start counting.
11:46Okay.
11:46One, two, three.
11:48No, you know what?
11:50When I have to squeeze my stomach in too much, I get gassy and cramp up.
11:53Makes it a living hell.
11:54Oh, my God.
11:54This will work for sure.
11:56You got it.
11:56I don't think I...
11:56You got this, Melly.
11:57Come on.
11:58You told me this would stretch, right?
12:00Girl, it does stretch.
12:01It does.
12:01No, it doesn't.
12:02Not in the world I'm living in.
12:03No way, Buster.
12:04Go.
12:04Kangaroo.
12:06Kangaroo.
12:07Almost.
12:10It's like we're not on the same page, you know?
12:12We don't talk.
12:13We never have sex, obviously.
12:14We don't watch movies.
12:16And when he's not sleeping, he just goes on and on about his business.
12:20You know what else?
12:21We don't even laugh together.
12:23That's the worst part.
12:24Wait.
12:24Correct me if I'm wrong.
12:26But the sex was good, right?
12:27With Fermin?
12:28Or no?
12:29I thought we got Dulce de Leche.
12:31We did.
12:32It was, but not anymore.
12:33As if I could even think about having sex with this body?
12:37Do you have any idea what's been happening to me under here?
12:39And my tits?
12:42And speaking of tits, whose tits are they, am I right?
12:46Honey, they're for me's.
12:47Oh, they're hers.
12:48They're Emma's.
12:50I could have sworn we ordered Dulce de Leche.
12:52We did.
12:53But there's none left.
12:55I have no husband.
12:56I have no Dulce de Leche.
12:58I have no joy in my life.
13:00I got nothing.
13:02Suddenly, I have nothing.
13:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:04First things first, your titties will return.
13:07And if they don't, just do what I did.
13:09Thank you, doctor.
13:10And second, you're hormonal right now, sweetie.
13:12Oh, yeah.
13:13When I had my kids, I wanted to murder Peter.
13:15Yeah, but Fermin?
13:16Fermin?
13:17He's being a real jerk, ladies.
13:19I mean, he never shuts up about this whiskey bomb in the UK.
13:22And he insists on drinking it at room temperature.
13:25He throws it back and says, I say that's jolly good stuff.
13:28Get out of here.
13:29Exactly.
13:30We used to drink wine coolers.
13:32I'd give him my glass and say, himmy.
13:34He'd pour me another, then we'd laugh and laugh.
13:37I think there's couples therapy.
13:38That could help.
13:39What would I say?
13:40What would I tell the therapist?
13:42Like, what?
13:43Sorry, but I'm absolutely bored stiff by this person.
13:46That I can't stand the sound of his breathing in my ear at night.
13:49That I can't stand his giggling when he's on his cell phone.
13:52That the little noise he makes when he drinks water drives me off a fucking wall.
13:56That I just feel like crying all day long.
13:59Is that what I say?
14:01Medication, honey.
14:02Medication.
14:03Yeah.
14:04I know so many different women who all had their babies.
14:06Then call the psychiatrist after.
14:09I want a divorce.
14:12Well, I look really hot, don't I?
14:15Girl, you look stunning.
14:17Smoking hot, baby.
14:18Tight fit, but worth it.
14:20Don't you think it's awesome?
14:21Really spectacular on you, girl.
14:23I already tried a few poses.
14:25This one, babe, the love you.
14:26Vogue.
14:27You're a beauty.
14:28One looking up.
14:29Incredible.
14:29One looking out.
14:30So hot.
14:31Yeah, right?
14:31Really good.
14:32It's incredible.
14:33I love it.
14:33It's a perfect fit.
14:34I am going to destroy her.
14:35Now, wait a second.
14:36She might be really nice.
14:37Don't get ahead of yourself.
14:39You don't really think she invited me to dinner to get to know me.
14:42She might have.
14:43She invited me so Matthias can see that I'm emotionally dependent.
14:46While she shows Matthias she's a breath of fresh air.
14:48So Lola's inviting me to expose me.
14:49Well, are you?
14:51Am I what?
14:52Emotionally dependent.
14:53Well, of course I am.
14:55Yeah.
14:55But more than just that, I'm also a fighter.
14:58I'm going to fight her on her home field.
14:59I'm going to beat her on her turf.
15:01Visiting team advantage.
15:02Vicky, I'm begging you here.
15:04Honey, listen to me.
15:05Please don't cause a scene.
15:05It's just a metaphor, Malina.
15:07All right.
15:08It's not like that.
15:09I just want to look hot.
15:10Hot and kind.
15:11Nice and easygoing.
15:12That's it.
15:13I'll show Matthias that everything with Lola is a facade.
15:15And that Vicky is the chill one.
15:18That Vicky floats.
15:20Vicky floats.
15:23Hi.
15:28You look so nice and put together.
15:30And look at me.
15:31I'm a slob.
15:32No, you look great.
15:33This is no effort.
15:34This is my everyday.
15:35You would know if you knew me.
15:37Yeah, no, this is my look.
15:38I'm really into fashion.
15:40That's a fantastic bow.
15:42Yeah, it's just a casual look.
15:45Shall I?
15:46I brought white flowers because I didn't know what the house was like.
15:48White goes with everything, right?
15:50You're right.
15:51But I'm not really into flowers, so I wouldn't know.
15:53But they're beautiful.
15:54I love them.
15:54Oh, so you don't like flowers, then?
15:56I like flowers.
15:57It's just, I don't like when they're cut.
15:59It makes me sad.
16:00I don't know.
16:01They're dead, right?
16:02Like they're a corpse.
16:03Right, sure.
16:03That's what I always think.
16:04Let's hold a vigil for them.
16:06Come on, the guys are lighting the fire.
16:08We're having sandwiches.
16:09Oh, sandwiches.
16:11Yummy.
16:11I got to admit, the clothes in the sandwiches threw me.
16:16She didn't make any special effort.
16:17It was her way of saying to me, I don't need anything to look pretty.
16:20While you got all dolled up, that threw me.
16:23Maybe she's not competing with you.
16:25No, she is.
16:26That shitty sandwich was intended to belittle me, but I saw right through it.
16:29I knew that's what it was.
16:31That's a point for me.
16:32One to one.
16:33Here we are.
16:34Careful, they're hot, okay?
16:35All right, okay.
16:36No problem.
16:37Thank you for doing all this for us.
16:38Oh, I hope you like all looks great.
16:40I like how you hung the pineapples here.
16:42It's like I can already see the dessert.
16:44No, they aren't for dessert, no.
16:46So I've heard you can be a bit of a picky eater from Maddie, but I'm asking you to give me a chance.
16:50Please, one chance.
16:51No, I don't know what he told you, but I eat it all.
16:53I'm super eccentric about food.
16:54Excellent, then try out the banh mi.
16:56Yeah.
16:56They're delicious.
16:57Try it.
16:58It's a Vietnamese sandwich.
16:59It uses a baguette you'd commonly find in Hoi Yen.
17:02I'm obsessed with Vietnam.
17:03Have you ever been?
17:04To Vietnam?
17:05No, never.
17:06Yeah, I like spending a little more and going to New York or Paris.
17:10I don't know.
17:10Well, if you like Paris, Vietnam was a colony of France.
17:13And what they did was they fused French food with tropical cuisine.
17:17It's incredible.
17:17Yes, yes, I know that.
17:18Very interesting.
17:19This is glazed pork and this, the sauce.
17:22Hang on, bear with me here.
17:23What does that taste remind you of?
17:26This is a tamarind sauce we bought it in Asia.
17:29This is too much information.
17:31We were raised on hot dogs and cheddar.
17:32No, no.
17:33You're missing out.
17:34Speak for yourself, my love.
17:35No.
17:36Honestly, there's nothing I won't eat.
17:38I eat a lot of Asian stuff.
17:40Basically, from a gastronomical point of view, I'm practically Asian.
17:43Oh, fuck.
17:44Spicy.
17:45Spicy as shit.
17:46Why isn't spicy?
17:46Are they all the same?
17:47No, I wanted them all to be a little different.
17:49I think Maddie's is fruitier.
17:50Hang on.
17:51Let me try yours.
17:52Okay.
17:53Take a bite of this one.
17:54Take a nibble.
17:55How's that one?
17:58Mmm.
17:59This one's delicious.
18:00You say you need to hold the ears.
18:06But you know that for me, that word is flue.
18:10Even if I don't do anything, when you do love, I'll cry.
18:15Yeah, you don't share, do you, babe?
18:18You try to touch your sandwich, you'll shoot your knees out.
18:21No, I mainly just like what's mine to be mine.
18:24And whatever I nibble to be only nibbled by me.
18:26In simple terms, it's nibbled by me and only by me.
18:29And then everyone else can go and nibble whatever they like, as long as it's theirs.
18:32So everyone just nibbles what's theirs.
18:34That's the crux of it.
18:35She says nibble a lot.
18:37The word is deliberately provocative.
18:39It is degenerate.
18:40But I simply didn't take the bait.
18:42I stood up straight.
18:43Firm in my own lane.
18:44Resilient and very sure of myself.
18:47Didn't you say that she tried her husband's sandwich, too?
18:49You didn't say she tried Matias's.
18:51No, what that little slut is telling me is very simple.
18:54Everyone goes with everyone.
18:56Oh, you're an architect.
18:57Come on, I'll show you around the house.
18:59Oh, no, thank you.
19:00What do you mean no?
19:00I want your opinion.
19:01No, no, I'm fine here.
19:03Really, I am.
19:03You sure?
19:03There's some refurbished furniture that's going to blow your mind.
19:06Come and see it.
19:06Another time.
19:07Sweetie, sure, that thing that we brought from Thailand.
19:09Oh, yeah, the Thailand set.
19:11Come on.
19:11I'd rather just stay here, if that's okay.
19:13Sure.
19:13By refusing the house tour, I really got to her.
19:16And you got to her how?
19:17She wanted to rub that amazing house in my face, and I didn't respond.
19:21She pushed me and kept pushing, but I didn't give an inch.
19:24Another point for me.
19:25Two to one.
19:27You're not eating?
19:27Oh, no, I'm eating it.
19:28I'm just taking a tiny bite of my face.
19:29You didn't say hi when you got here.
19:31Oh, I'm sorry, baby.
19:32Mommy was busy cooking.
19:33Come and say hello to our friends.
19:35No, Maddie didn't say hi.
19:37Hi, Cruz.
19:38Hey, sweetheart.
19:42What's up?
19:43What's up?
19:43Hey there, Cruz.
19:44What a handsome little boy you are.
19:45A little girl?
19:46A girl?
19:46And such a pretty girl.
19:48Of course.
19:49Of course she's a girl.
19:50Cruz.
19:50Cruz.
19:51It's obvious, really.
19:52If I think about it more.
19:54Sure.
19:54I get it now.
19:55I get Cruz.
19:55At first I heard it differently, but I get it now.
19:57That's fine.
19:58Yeah.
19:59No.
19:59Cruz is a nice name.
20:00Hey there.
20:01Do you want a sandwich, Cruz?
20:02I want to hang out with Maddie.
20:03Look at that.
20:04I think she might be in love with you.
20:06A major romance, huh?
20:07It's mutual.
20:08I love how she eats everything.
20:10Spice, umami.
20:11She does everything.
20:12Umami.
20:13Bitch, you cut her hair short.
20:15How could I not get confused by that?
20:16It's fashionable, Victoria.
20:18Yeah, for a boy.
20:19So I said that.
20:20I just said it in the moment.
20:21It was terrible.
20:23Cruz isn't a girl's name either.
20:24I mean, come on.
20:25Names have been trending more unisex.
20:26No, cute names are trending, like Romeo.
20:29Romeo is a cute name.
20:31I also don't know how her daughter seems to love Matias so much.
20:35Like, how do they know each other?
20:36How often have they met?
20:37Well, Lola is a co-worker.
20:38She must have brought her daughter to set one day.
20:41Yeah, that was confusing.
20:42Here's the problem.
20:43I couldn't tell if she was winning or if I was.
20:46We'll be fair and call it a tie.
20:48Two all.
20:49Time's up.
20:50I'm not sure when I broke up with Toka.
20:52We were together for years before that.
20:54We're still friends.
20:55So you broke up, but isn't that really weird?
20:58Still being friends after all that?
20:59Toka is basically part of the family.
21:01I mean, we've done Christmas, vacations, Sunday barbecues.
21:05Yeah, she's just an awesome chick.
21:07She really is.
21:08So then you're friends with Turka, too?
21:09Sure, uh-huh.
21:10Right, because you're not the type that gets jealous.
21:12No, not at all.
21:13Being jealous is always such a drag.
21:15Sometimes she wants me to get back together with her.
21:17And sometimes I'd like to run away with her myself.
21:20Oh, come here, you.
21:21You got a problem with that?
21:23Not if I can join.
21:24You know, I don't think jealousy is always a drag.
21:28It beats the way some women are constantly trying to put other women down in order to
21:32make themselves feel superior.
21:34How about a game?
21:35Oh, that could be fun.
21:36Good idea.
21:37Got anything you'd like to play?
21:38Let's see.
21:38There's Sexy Uno, um, Sexopoli, um, the Game of Life Sex Edition.
21:44The loser has to-
21:45You got anything with sex?
21:48Hey, I got something.
21:48They're all sex games.
21:50Let's play charades.
21:51Let's play charades.
21:52Great idea.
21:52Hang on a second.
21:54You are talking to the absolute best charades player in the whole universe.
21:57That's right.
21:57Oh, really?
21:57Like, get ready.
21:59I will destroy all of you.
22:00I love that.
22:00I love it.
22:01Serious.
22:02We're going to tear you a new one.
22:03Let's go, Matias.
22:04We got this.
22:05You know how I get when I lose.
22:06No.
22:06We're not playing couple against couple.
22:07We got to swap it up.
22:08No, no.
22:09Swap it up?
22:09Yeah.
22:09No.
22:10More fun.
22:10I'll play with Maddie.
22:11Yeah.
22:11No, Maddie and I have played together since-
22:13You play with me.
22:14No, no, no.
22:14You play with me.
22:15Come on.
22:16You'll be all right with her.
22:17You really like the way I play, right, Maddie?
22:19Just let me have him.
22:20Just let me have him.
22:20Just let me have him.
22:27Don't waste time and let him win right away.
22:29What?
22:30It's too easy.
22:31No, but the whole idea is to play and have fun while guessing.
22:33No, the idea is for us to win as quickly as possible.
22:37Yeah?
22:37I'll give them one.
22:38You'll see how nice it is to win.
22:40Listen to this.
22:41Great.
22:42Go on.
22:43Okay, begin.
22:45It's a good one.
22:45World.
22:45No, no, no.
22:46It's a perfect world.
22:47Look.
22:48Day at the river.
22:51Platoon.
22:51Platoon.
22:52You're terrible.
22:53You may as well give us the trophy now.
22:55Indiana Jones.
22:55Yes.
22:55No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
22:57no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:58Indiana Jones has a lot of movies.
23:00You have to say which one exactly.
23:01Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark.
23:03Oh, come on.
23:04That's what I'm talking about.
23:05Fantastic, baby.
23:06Stop it.
23:06No celebrating right now.
23:07You can't celebrate.
23:08You're on my team.
23:09On my team.
23:10You got this.
23:13Time.
23:14Piece of cake.
23:14Starts down.
23:15Here we go.
23:16That's a whistle.
23:17That's a whistle.
23:18The whistle is blowing and getting louder.
23:20Hold on.
23:20What's she doing now?
23:22A monster.
23:23A zombie.
23:24No.
23:24What's wrong with her?
23:25Oh.
23:26Oh.
23:26Come on.
23:29Give me something.
23:31She's a dead body.
23:33Almost done.
23:34What could that be?
23:35A death in a funeral.
23:37That's all.
23:37Time is up.
23:38Time's up.
23:39Time's up.
23:39Titanic.
23:41Titanic.
23:41Titanic.
23:41I'm doing the...
23:42Rose does the...
23:43With the whistle.
23:44Oh, I'm so stupid.
23:45She blows and blows and nobody comes.
23:46She says, come back.
23:47Come back.
23:48When the guy is back.
23:48Sorry, sorry, sorry.
23:49It's just a game.
23:50Don't get mad.
23:51Forget it.
23:53Right apple tree.
23:54Uh, uh, cutting, like, from the tree.
23:57Squeezing a lemon.
23:58Uh, uh, tomato.
23:59Yeah.
23:59A tomato.
24:00Fried green tomato.
24:01Yeah.
24:01Fried green tomato.
24:02Yeah.
24:03Well done.
24:03We did it.
24:04We did it.
24:05All right.
24:06All right.
24:06Bravo.
24:07Bravo.
24:07Our turn.
24:08I don't understand.
24:09Four.
24:10Four words.
24:10Four words.
24:11Okay.
24:11Okay.
24:11Got it.
24:12Go.
24:12Oh.
24:14So, uh, swimmer.
24:15A swimmer is swimming.
24:16Look.
24:16Look.
24:16Uh, a swimmer.
24:17Like this.
24:18Uh, a swimmer diving backwards.
24:20The somersault.
24:21Gymnast.
24:21Gymnast.
24:22The Olympics?
24:23Like this.
24:23Maybe something about crabs.
24:24Animal.
24:25An animal movie.
24:26A soldier.
24:27Soldiers.
24:27Nazis.
24:28About Nazis.
24:28A movie about Nazis.
24:29Time's up.
24:30Time's up.
24:30The Bridges of Madison County.
24:32Time's up.
24:33I did a bridge for you.
24:33No, what was that?
24:34It's a bridge.
24:35Don't you see?
24:36You're not doing The Bridges of Madison County.
24:38You have to do the truck scene.
24:39Something like, will she stay or will she go?
24:40That's all it is.
24:41Do the movement of the handle.
24:42The bridge.
24:42I haven't seen it.
24:43I was doing the...
24:44Oh, my God.
24:44You haven't seen it?
24:45You've got to give me something.
24:47Two to zero.
24:48The clock is now ticking.
24:49It's ticking.
24:50Eight words.
24:51No, I mean, come on.
24:51That's crazy.
24:52No, no.
24:52Shut your mouth and deal with you, friggin' crybaby.
24:54Come on.
24:54Okay.
24:58Woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown.
25:00Yes, yes, yes.
25:01Yes.
25:02You're the best.
25:05I need some guesses here.
25:06Don't worry.
25:08And go.
25:08Right.
25:09Here we go.
25:10Uh, RoboCop.
25:11It's four words.
25:12Oh, the Transformers.
25:14Transformers.
25:15Transformers.
25:15Oh.
25:16Oh.
25:17Oh.
25:18Whatever this creature is, it's in heat.
25:21It's Free Willy.
25:22Free Willy.
25:23I said it was four words.
25:24Free Willy Part 2.
25:26Part 2.
25:27Are you stupid?
25:27Free Willy Part 2.
25:28Are you a stupid person?
25:29Wait, why?
25:30Well, you must be stupid, or else you'd realize it's an erotic scene.
25:33You would recognize a fucking striptease when you saw one.
25:36Nine and a half weeks with Kim Basinger, you have an open relationship.
25:39But you don't recognize an erotic scene when it's right in front of your eyes?
25:44Do you even have sex?
25:45Lose if you want, but don't bring me along.
25:47You don't have a clue, and that's just because of this.
25:50Your wife is trying to fuck my boyfriend, and you don't see it.
25:53You're just here, hanging pineapples.
25:55You should hang them from your damn balls.
25:56Where's your bathroom?
25:57I actually peed a little when I did that.
26:11I'm sorry.
26:13I'm sorry.
26:14I know I really stepped in it.
26:17I promise I'll never play a game with people who aren't my family again.
26:20I promise you that right now.
26:23Say something?
26:24I can't believe it.
26:26You say you're insecure about Lola, so I take you to put your mind at rest,
26:29so I wanted you to see they're good, simple people with a normal family.
26:32Yeah, it's just that she's a bit of a bitch, so I thought maybe she was doing it on purpose.
26:36Doing what on purpose?
26:38Inviting me, so I could see she has a nice house, a beautiful family,
26:41that she's cultured, travels the world, cooks well,
26:44that you and her have so much in common.
26:46More than I have with you, you have a project together.
26:48Even her daughter thinks you're amazing.
26:50She thinks you're messy.
26:51Yeah, she and I have a work project, and you're the love of my life.
26:58Lucila called me.
26:59She said since we don't have a child, I don't have the right to reserve a name.
27:03That's how people see us, not just me, everyone.
27:05We're just a couple who've been trying each other out for six months.
27:08So let's have a baby.
27:11Well, what do you mean a baby?
27:13Yeah, a baby boy.
27:14Yeah, or a girl, I really don't care.
27:16Whatever we're given.
27:17You mean right now?
27:20Well, not right now.
27:21No.
27:21But yeah, I'm 42 years old.
27:24I don't want to hug my kid goodbye at kindergarten and struggle to stand up.
27:29What's with that look?
27:31I told you, I always wanted to be a parent.
27:33Yeah, yeah.
27:34Now you don't?
27:35I do, yes.
27:36No, of course I do.
27:37I just didn't think that you...
27:38That I always wanted to have a family.
27:39Yeah, I hadn't thought about it like that.
27:41Yeah, I do.
27:44I want to, and it excites me to think that we can make a family that's nice, that's fun,
27:50that has a little bit of magic.
27:57What?
27:58Pinch me, Maddie.
27:59Why?
27:59Pinch me and I'll tell you.
28:03Come on.
28:05Harder.
28:06Hey, come on, Mr. Butterfingers, pinch me.
28:08Ow.
28:08Ow.
28:09That hurt.
28:11I thought it was a dream, but it's not.
28:13It's true.
28:14I know it's not easy, but I can see it in my imagination, and it's nice.
28:19I don't know.
28:20I imagine the three of us together going to a park to play.
28:23Watching a movie in bed, the three of us?
28:25Exactly.
28:25Or eating something sweet and tasty after dinner.
28:28All that.
28:32Are we really having a child?
28:34We're going to start our own family.
28:38Which is much better.
28:39We're going to start our own family.
28:40We're going to start our own family.
28:40We're going to start our own family.
28:41We're going to start our own family.
28:41We're going to start our own family.
28:42We're going to start our own family.
28:42We're going to start our own family.
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28:44We're going to start our own family.
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28:50We're going to start our own family.
28:51We're going to start our own family.
28:52We're going to start our own family.
28:53We're going to start our own family.
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