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00:00On our rooftop deck here, the scenery, the Sea of Cortez,
00:03the mountains over here.
00:05Walking down the streets with the dogs,
00:07no worries about cars or people or anyone.
00:10And the rattlesnake.
00:11Cheers.
00:12Guess what time it is?
00:13Showtime.
00:13Showtime.
00:14Let's do it.
00:20I want you to be 100% honest with me.
00:23How much debt?
00:24What's the actual number?
00:2620.
00:27Oh, ooh.
00:28That's a lot.
00:29That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
00:31She's moving to Australia, right?
00:33Like, is there a debt in America?
00:34What do you think it just goes away?
00:36Hell yeah, it just goes away.
00:37Just don't go back.
00:38I feel like you have, like, Stockholm syndrome.
00:41What's that?
00:42Someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
00:45and the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
00:48Facts.
00:49You are being controlled, brother.
00:51Do I have that?
00:53Do you have it?
00:54I'm the one held hostage here in Mexico.
00:56Before the main ceremony begins,
00:58he spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
01:03Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water,
01:06so maybe it's just a dribble.
01:08Just the last shake of it.
01:10What the ?
01:11Hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:12Time out.
01:13Red flag.
01:14Let's holding.
01:15Cow B.
01:16Cow piss.
01:17That place probably smell like a New York City train station.
01:25And then, let's go.
01:27The show's about to start.
01:28Woo, I'm here.
01:30We go to India.
01:31What do you have on?
01:34What do you got all that change from?
01:36From India.
01:37Is it real money?
01:38I love India.
01:46All right, Andy, go change.
01:47I don't want to hear all that racket you got going, all that.
01:51You, what a nasty, nasty.
01:53Come on, Lisey.
01:55Come on, Lisey.
01:56I got to take a monster.
01:57I got to take a monster.
01:58I got to take a monster.
01:59I got to take a monster.
02:00You thought you could run and hide from me, but you could not.
02:09I didn't know I looked that bad.
02:11I could scare a child with my looks.
02:13All right, John.
02:14You bet.
02:15The boogeyman's going to come.
02:16I'm going to bed.
02:17Yeah, you better go to bed.
02:19Hey, girl.
02:20Wow, you look good.
02:21Am I glowing?
02:22Yeah, a little bit.
02:24I'm loving the fit today.
02:25I love it.
02:26Thank you, thank you.
02:26You look really good.
02:27Rose on my heart because I have a floral personality.
02:31Okay.
02:33Okay, it's the other way, and I cannot wait to see Jenny and Samit.
02:37I want to see what this cafe turns out like.
02:38I know.
02:39I'm excited to see Greta and Matthew, how they're settling in in the UK.
02:42Let's go visit right now.
02:45See how I did that?
02:46See how I did that there?
02:51Damn, look at them feet, man.
02:53How do I don't be like that?
02:55Hey, Jenny, swing those hips, girl.
02:58We got that Jenny moves.
03:00I got those Jenny moves?
03:02Yeah.
03:03And I'm Samit.
03:04The cafe now looks like a cafe.
03:07Construction's done, equipment is in, and today is just final touches.
03:13It's really exciting.
03:15She sounds so excited.
03:17She sounds so excited.
03:18It's really exciting.
03:19And I'm pooped.
03:21I had to get up at the crack of noon to get this thing going.
03:25Jenny, what are you doing?
03:27Mink coffee.
03:29Coffee.
03:30She's going to be a barista?
03:31She's going to be a barista.
03:33Apparently, that's not enough in India.
03:35You're an in-the-closet barista.
03:37That's a new course I should take, actually, a barista course.
03:40Well, you took cake courses, cookie courses, balloon courses.
03:45I like to learn.
03:47My coffee game is really spot on.
03:50I get in my car and I go to a drive-through and order.
03:53Well, you know I make coffee every day, so it's so good.
03:56That's nice.
03:57Yeah, I get someone to make mine.
03:58See how crowded it is already?
04:00We're not even working yet.
04:02This is such a small space.
04:04How are we going to all fit in here?
04:06I can't cook in there.
04:08I'm sorry.
04:09It's too much people, man.
04:10I like elbow room.
04:12That's too tight.
04:13It's too tight.
04:14I go crazy.
04:15I go crazy.
04:16It's supposed to be for one person.
04:18Like, what, do you got to watch each other make coffee?
04:20Once you get the groove down, you can figure it out,
04:22no matter what the size is.
04:25I could say something dirty, but I won't.
04:27You just did by saying that.
04:30Jeez, little big girl.
04:32Smell good.
04:33Smell good.
04:35Better be it.
04:37Is it in the toilet?
04:50Oh, bathroom toilet water.
04:53That's toilet water.
04:54Are you kidding me?
04:55Wait, that's not the toilet though, right?
04:57No, I mean, it's tap water, but just the idea of it being in the bathroom.
05:00Like, I don't know.
05:03This is unfiltered water.
05:04The area is next to the toilet.
05:06It's not hygienic at all.
05:08No, that is not hygienic at all.
05:11That is bad.
05:13Well, you boil it.
05:14No, Pat, think of people taking in there.
05:16Are they pooping right there?
05:17I don't want it in the stall next to it.
05:19I don't even want it, like, in the thing.
05:21I don't need feces around the area.
05:24What happened?
05:25Like, they fill the water from the bathroom and using it for cooking.
05:31That's true.
05:32When you cook, the more thing you need in the kitchen is the water.
05:35Jenny's like, ready to make coffee.
05:37Jenny's like, I just drank a whole cup of coffee.
05:40Maybe this is why people get sick a lot when they eat in India.
05:49Now you know the secret, man.
05:51Now you know what it is.
05:52If Jenny says it.
05:53What do you think is going to happen, Jamal?
05:55Do you think they're going to be able to open tomorrow?
05:57I don't know.
05:58They better do a rain dance or something, try to get some water that way.
06:01There is no water in sight, unless it's the one where you used to wash your ass.
06:04Yeah.
06:05And no one wants that.
06:06Australia?
06:10Australia.
06:11It has to be, mate.
06:12Down under.
06:13Good day, mate.
06:14Oh, we're going back down under.
06:16Aw, thanks.
06:19I feel so special.
06:21You are.
06:22Good day, mate.
06:23Say it.
06:24Well, it's all for the kangaroos, mate.
06:25You never know when they're going to hit the derby.
06:28Patia and Dylan.
06:30Ooh, ooh.
06:31Stripper Dylan.
06:32Ooh.
06:33Oh.
06:34Wow.
06:35Oh, my God, this is super comfortable.
06:40Oh, it is, isn't it?
06:42Is it weird?
06:43Damn, that couch is a lot of damn money.
06:45Oh, the furniture shopping.
06:46Well, they got a furniture up the place, the new place.
06:50Furniture up the place.
06:51Yeah, how do you say it?
06:53Furniture it up?
06:54Furnish the house.
06:56That doesn't sound as fun.
06:58Oh, here it is.
06:59That's what I like.
07:00You really like that one.
07:01It looks like a movie theater thing.
07:02It does.
07:03Beautiful.
07:04That's what I should have got, Jamal.
07:05I wish.
07:06I have to say, you did a really good job with this couch.
07:09Like, it's comfy.
07:11It's got memory foam.
07:13You did a good job.
07:14Thanks.
07:15I'm glad you like it.
07:16I love it.
07:17Ooh.
07:18When I'm shopping for furniture, I look for quality.
07:21I look for comfort.
07:23And I look for durability.
07:25You do need to look at the price tag, also.
07:27That does come into it, my love.
07:30Yo, look at her face when she says that price tag.
07:32She like, she like, turned down.
07:35And you are a stranger's .
07:37Hey, it's called being conservative with the dollar.
07:40That's all.
07:42You know, sometimes I don't like to look at price tags, either.
07:45You can't help it that you want nice things.
07:48Yeah.
07:48Sometimes I think price tags are just a suggestion.
07:52I am that kind of shopper, too.
07:53I don't look at prices.
07:54If I like it, I like it.
07:55And if I got to pay what I got to pay,
07:57it's what I got to pay.
07:58But usually you don't have that much money in the bank.
08:00And then you say, baby, look.
08:01Well, I got to swipe your card.
08:03But that means I still got what I wanted
08:05without checking the price.
08:06So this is like $2,699.
08:09And this one is $2,099.
08:12Say what?
08:13Who's paying for it?
08:14What do you think is a reasonable price
08:15to spend on a couch?
08:16800 bucks.
08:17The last couch I had was like $5,000.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Let's not talk about it.
08:21Nuts.
08:22Who wants to spend $5,000 on a couch?
08:23Seriously.
08:24Sometimes cheaper is quality.
08:26That's how a cheap person sounds.
08:28That's what I say.
08:29This is quality stuff.
08:31Patia's relationship with money is reckless.
08:34She would have these big spending sprees in Vegas
08:37where she'd drop $5,000 to $10,000.
08:39What's your bank?
08:40On what?
08:41You know, I will say, even myself, when I go to Vegas,
08:44I don't look at my bank account the entire weekend.
08:47Yeah.
08:47Let's just enjoy it.
08:49She'd walk into these clothing stores,
08:51and the shop assistants would just absolutely love her,
08:54throwing clothes at her.
08:56She'd buy one of every color.
08:57I'm really bad about that.
08:59All right.
09:00I have this one shirt that I really like
09:01that I wear to work, and I bought it in four more colors.
09:04And my purses are expensive, but, and my shoes.
09:07If I ever meet Patia, I'm going to take Patia to a thrift store.
09:11I'm going to take Patia to the thrift store.
09:13She can go ball all out.
09:15She's going to kill.
09:16She can go shop till she drop.
09:19That's horrible.
09:21She's going to get money.
09:22You know, with Megan, I'm a little lucky,
09:24because she loves thrift shopping.
09:26She likes to deal.
09:27You know, I think it's all garbage,
09:29but, you know, she loves it.
09:31You're more of a shopaholic than I am.
09:33I know how to budget stuff.
09:34But I'm not a shopaholic, am I?
09:37Let's look at your cart and see if you are.
09:39Shut up. God.
09:41I want you to be 100% honest with me.
09:44How much debt, what's the actual number?
09:4720.
09:48Oh, ooh. That's a lot.
09:50That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
09:52What?
09:53$20,000.
09:55You kidding?
09:56Patia.
09:57My fear is that this spending thing
09:59is never going to stop.
10:03I don't know.
10:04Well, I can say one thing.
10:05I don't think they're getting a couch today.
10:06Not today.
10:07I don't think they're going to decide
10:08on the right price one.
10:10Until you pay your debt, yeah.
10:12She's moving to Australia, right?
10:13Like, is there a debt in America?
10:15What, you think it just goes away?
10:16Hell yeah, it just goes away.
10:18Just don't go back.
10:19You're good.
10:20Matthew's mother has invited me to tea
10:23with Matthew's grandma and Matthew's brother's fiance.
10:28Wow.
10:29The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
10:33It's very posh.
10:34You know, if I was Jenny Smith and I was opening up a cafe,
10:39I know exactly what I'll name it.
10:43No, I'll name it Annie's Cafe.
10:48That's whack.
10:50Annie's Cafe sounds more like a loving, touching hand
10:53making your food.
10:54I thought she might ask.
10:55Who the hell want to go to the Caribbean spot?
10:58Annie's Cafe sounds way nicer.
11:01It sounds like a warm welcome.
11:03Any cafe has to be elegant.
11:05Everything, like, woman's going with her.
11:07It has to be something like...
11:08It's a cafe.
11:09Annie, you want to care about the money.
11:11It ain't fine dining.
11:12Everything has to be pink.
11:13Who the hell want to go in there and see everything pink?
11:15The out of here.
11:16Your restaurant going to go down like the Titanic.
11:21Ain't nobody going to go in there.
11:22Open closed.
11:28Uh-oh.
11:29We in England, because let's see the tea.
11:30Ooh, I like this.
11:32Damn, I want some of that.
11:33I want some of that.
11:35Where are we?
11:36Come on, boy.
11:37Ooh, Greta and Matthew.
11:39I've been wanting to see them.
11:40Oh, she'd like this.
11:41Come here.
11:42They love cats.
11:43Greta loves cats.
11:44Oh, yeah.
11:45Say hi, Greta.
11:46She'll take you in a heartbeat.
11:47Matthew's mother has invited me to tea with her, Matthew's grandma, and also Matthew's brother's fiance.
11:57Wow.
11:58The whole family looks like they're part of parliament.
12:01It's very posh.
12:04Mom, is your chicken pot pie posh?
12:06It's very posh.
12:07This is a really good idea.
12:08You could imagine Darcy over there with them women.
12:11They're going out talking about us.
12:13They're a wasted dress.
12:14Darcy's going to be at the table like...
12:16I'm used to it.
12:17So these are the vegan ones?
12:18These are the vegan ones.
12:19We're not saying you're abnormal.
12:20It's okay.
12:21I realize I probably am.
12:22So this is the vegan plate here?
12:23That's the vegan.
12:24Oh, my goodness.
12:25Oh, cheesecake!
12:26Yo, that is my weakness.
12:27It's vegan.
12:28Ain't no meat and cheese.
12:29No, it ain't.
12:30It's the milk for the boo.
12:31You can get milk from anywhere.
12:32It could be human milk.
12:33Yeah, I can sell my meat.
12:34I feel like vegans are really missing out on the luxuries of meat.
12:35I can do it.
12:36I've lived without meat this long.
12:37I went to a fancy place on the Cape.
12:38It was a tea like thing and they had the finger sandwiches.
12:42I could just see you doing that like...
12:56Three times a week.
12:57You know, it had like cucumber in the sand...
12:59...it was disgusting.
13:00It was disgusting.
13:01I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:04I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:06Greta, I just want you to know how welcome you are in our family
13:09and how much it means to have you with us.
13:11I've said to Matthew, I think you're his soulmate.
13:14Oh, we never hear that from the mom starting out.
13:17Yeah, look at this. A positive mom and possibly daughter-in-law experience.
13:22Until she tells her she don't want no grandchildren.
13:24Oh, well, you're my soulmate, man. Am I yours?
13:28Yes, because you make damn good drinks, but you're my soulmate. You know that.
13:33You think I'd move across the world, boy?
13:35Well, not across the world, the next country over.
13:37I get it.
13:38You ain't my soulmate, you my partner in crime. We like the Wonder Twins.
13:44No, we like the Wonder Twins.
13:46But we ain't brother and sister, though.
13:49I'm hoping there's gonna be lots and lots of little babies and children.
13:53Yeah, I mean, I think, like, when we first met,
13:56we both wanted children, like, a lot.
13:59But I've been having, like, a lot of anxiety
14:02about having children lately.
14:03Uh-oh.
14:04Maybe soulmates was a little premature.
14:07We'll see how good this tea potty is now after
14:10if she tells us what's going on here.
14:12The last time Matthew and I talked about kids
14:15was almost six months ago.
14:17I feel nervous that I'm going to now have to bring this news to Matthew
14:21because it could really determine the course of our relationship.
14:24If he really has his mind set on kids and she really doesn't,
14:28I say don't stay together.
14:30Well, that would be tough.
14:31But I do feel that they both can talk this out
14:33and come to an agreement, I would think.
14:35Were you conflicted about having the kids?
14:37No. I wanted to have kids.
14:39I knew that. I got switcherooed by my ex.
14:42She told you she wanted to have kids,
14:43and then she all of a sudden didn't want to have kids, right?
14:45Yep.
14:46Isn't that the old little move they pull?
14:47Yeah, it's the switcheroo.
14:48Yeah, it's the switcheroo.
14:49Yeah, the switcheroo.
14:54Oh, the living room.
14:55They're talking about Dutton couches.
14:57What a way, huh?
14:58Patia and Dutton.
15:00They're still at the furniture store.
15:01Like, it's their living room.
15:02They're sitting there all day discussing finances.
15:06It's a chronic addiction.
15:08You know, it's detrimental, love.
15:10It's got to stop.
15:11And it's serious.
15:12You brought me to tears with it
15:13because it's like,
15:14when is this woman going to stop spending?
15:17Come on now.
15:18Let her do her thing.
15:19I'm telling you, she probably gets a rush.
15:21Dylan, behave, man.
15:22That woman just got there.
15:24You have to relax, though.
15:25She's not your kid.
15:26She don't went there for you to complain to her about her death.
15:30She went there because she needs support and love.
15:33You know, I think it's his accent,
15:35but it's just like, I,
15:36he makes me feel concerned for her as well.
15:40You know, there's been many months
15:41where you have not had the money for rent,
15:43and I've had to pay it for you.
15:45What are you talking about?
15:46What are you talking about?
15:47That's because you put me in that place.
15:49Oh, they're not agreeing on this.
15:51Mm-hmm.
15:52It's your fault.
15:54You know, it's funny how people
15:55always try to blame other people for this stuff,
15:57and then when they call them out, they're just silent.
16:00You've got a very deluded view of what has and hasn't happened.
16:07He just used the word delusional in the most respectful way ever.
16:12Your mind's just deluded sometimes, babe.
16:15I hate that word.
16:16You spend.
16:17You're not safe.
16:19And what's just different, mate?
16:22As performers, strippers, we had to look the part.
16:25We had to tan.
16:26We had to do the nails, the hair.
16:28You have to spend to make it.
16:30But I did not spend like I used to.
16:33Yeah, you can't go there looking busted.
16:35Ain't nobody gonna want to tip that.
16:36Mm-hmm.
16:37First of all, you know, you gotta be careful with strippers.
16:39You know what I'm saying?
16:40They're usually used to trying to get money out of men.
16:43Like, some strippers just get like the dollars here and there.
16:46Like, she's at the point where she's a vet.
16:48Like, she's taking houses.
16:49Wow, it's crazy she was a stripper for 39 years.
16:52I wonder if it came with like a 401k or something, you know?
16:55Um, I don't think so.
16:57They're independent contractors.
16:58Mm.
16:59I don't know what more I can do or say to say,
17:01look, I'm not that high-maintenance girl like I was back in the day.
17:05He needs to move past this because if he doesn't propose, I'm done.
17:09But, help me pay everything.
17:12Uh-huh.
17:13Wasn't it your idea to go to this luxury furniture store?
17:16That's not really showing that you're not gonna be spending a lot of money.
17:19A lot of his money now.
17:20Ah.
17:21.
17:26Do you need a minute?
17:27Are you okay?
17:28I'm about to just send them a link for the couch that got you.
17:30It wasn't $3,000.
17:31No, but it was nice.
17:32It is a fine couch.
17:33Yeah, it's fine.
17:34It's perfect.
17:35I feel great on it.
17:37I kind of like it, too.
17:38And I'm sitting luxuriously.
17:39I know.
17:40I know.
17:41And you're tall.
17:42I'm a tall guy.
17:43Yeah.
17:44I know.
17:45Boop.
17:46Now I'm worried it's gonna take us longer to start making any money.
17:49And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
17:53And ever.
17:54And ever.
17:55And ever.
17:56And ever.
17:57And ever.
17:58And ever.
17:59And ever.
18:00And ever.
18:01And ever.
18:02Wow.
18:03Yes.
18:04Not so fast.
18:05Not so fast.
18:06Okay.
18:07These are not regular nachos.
18:08Okay.
18:09Greta and Matthew are vegans.
18:12And they made me think maybe we could try the vegan experience.
18:15Okay.
18:16So this is not real carne asada.
18:18It's the fake stuff.
18:19All right.
18:20I will try the first bite.
18:21You like it?
18:22It's not bad.
18:23All right.
18:24I'm gonna eat it how normal people eat nachos.
18:27It's just going all the way.
18:29What do you think?
18:30This is terrible.
18:31You wanna see after that bite I just want a big ol' cheeseburger.
18:35Extra beef!
18:36One more bite and then we need to take it away.
18:44Goats!
18:45Look how cute they are!
18:47I want them so bad.
18:48Looks like we're back in India.
18:50Toilet Water Cafe.
18:52I mean family.
18:53Family cafe.
18:56Jenny and Sabet.
18:58Let's see how the coffee shop is going.
19:01Last night we were up late preparing once again.
19:04And now we all are tired, cranky, and you know.
19:07It's not a great way to start our first day.
19:10I bet your cranky is a theme around your house.
19:13Well, gotta roll up the sleeves and get to work.
19:15It's gonna be fine.
19:16Turn your little sign on.
19:17Sunda Khan ceremony is when we ask for the blessing
19:21from all the god and goddesses,
19:22which helps us to get more blessings from the god.
19:28Woo!
19:29Cafe ceremony!
19:30Let's go!
19:31What you need to do is, like, pray to the god of money.
19:34Because that's what you need.
19:35You need people to show up with money.
19:36He's wearing a hair net and everything.
19:38He's serious about crumliness.
19:40You need a beard net, too.
19:42Beard net.
19:43I used to do quality control, so I know a little stinks.
19:45I feel like I need to take a coffee-making class.
19:49I'm here.
19:50I'll teach you.
19:51That's not an issue.
19:52Danny's lost.
19:53Why are you learning the day you're opening?
19:56I got no barista skills, but I can figure this out.
19:58I mean...
19:59Yeah, I've never made coffee or espresso like that.
20:02Can't be that difficult.
20:03When I was a restaurant manager,
20:05we had espresso machines in my restaurant,
20:07and it took me a minute because it is different.
20:09If you've never used it, it's different.
20:11Is hers in a different language, too?
20:13No.
20:14No?
20:15I don't know, but I was, like,
20:17I was making designs in the milk after a while and everything.
20:20It was pretty cool.
20:21I was really excited to get this coffee machine,
20:25and now I'm looking at it like, what the hell?
20:30Oh, my God.
20:31Jenny complain about everything.
20:33Jenny make Americans look bad, yo.
20:35Yeah.
20:36I mean, pretty much everything's riding on Jenny's coffee.
20:39Right?
20:40Better not disappoint Jenny.
20:43I already forget what to do.
20:45I bet she did.
20:48Well, she'll learn, right?
20:49Yeah.
20:50I'll come to India and teach you.
20:51I don't think you need to do,
20:52I don't think you need to go to India
20:53to sort of use a coffee machine.
20:54Maybe I'll just FaceTime her.
20:55They're gonna be making coffee
20:57till the sun go down and still don't get it.
21:01Before the main ceremony begins,
21:03the priest come in to bless every shop.
21:09Wow, look at that.
21:11Oh, he's blessing it.
21:13Oh.
21:14Oh, yeah, that is kind of how the priest does it,
21:16where they throw the water.
21:17They throw the water.
21:18Uh-huh.
21:19It's like holy water.
21:20Mm-hmm.
21:21He spread some holy water,
21:22which was mixed with a cow urine.
21:26Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up.
21:28Hold up.
21:29Time out.
21:30Red flag.
21:31Less holding.
21:32You made a big fuss of your dad
21:35with that water from the bathroom
21:37and you spreading cow piss
21:39all around your establishment
21:41where people gotta eat?
21:42Come on, man.
21:44Cow pee?
21:45Cow piss.
21:46That place probably smell like
21:47a New York City train station.
21:49I do know that cows are sacred in India.
21:53So, sacred cow urine with holy water
21:56spread around the restaurant.
21:58It's completely sanitary.
22:00And I'm sure all the food's gonna be fine
22:02and up to par.
22:03Great.
22:04We would never do something like that in America.
22:07You use holy water, we use cow urine.
22:11Yo, you might as well just say hey, everybody.
22:14It's a restaurant and bathroom all in one.
22:17Just come here and piss.
22:18Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water
22:21so maybe it's just a dribble.
22:23Just the last shake of it.
22:25I don't care.
22:26Urine is urine.
22:27Pee is pee.
22:29This is bad.
22:31The Department of Health would come here
22:33and shut the restaurant down immediately.
22:35Yeah, yeah.
22:36Imagine just a flick of cow urine on your face,
22:39your Department of Health.
22:40This is not adequate.
22:41No.
22:42Not at all.
22:43Now we're Cafe's Bliss.
22:45All right.
22:46Family Cafe is open.
22:48Bless.
22:49Urine spread.
22:50Let's go.
22:51Oh, the cafe is blessed.
22:53We copy.
22:54Yeah.
22:55Yeah.
22:56Yeah.
22:57Yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:06Jenny, are you helping?
23:08Why she looks so angry?
23:09She ain't doing nothing.
23:10Well, Jenny, what are you doing?
23:12Make your coffee, girl.
23:13You guys, you know, all I saw was food going out the door
23:18and no money coming in.
23:20Oh, it was a freebie day?
23:22I mean, those weren't big ones.
23:24Yeah, I mean, dude.
23:25They're giving away the whole restaurant.
23:27Jenny's got a problem.
23:30She's probably right a little bit.
23:32Jenny, they giving out samples.
23:34That's the way you put them on your base in this.
23:36You ain't help out.
23:37You ain't help out.
23:38You just stood there.
23:39And now you criticizing everybody.
23:41Like, come on.
23:42Now I'm worried it's going to take us longer
23:45to start making any money.
23:47And we might be stuck living with the family forever.
23:55Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
24:00I think there's a time and place for her to give her opinion
24:05and it's not on the grand opening day when vibes are high.
24:08No.
24:09Exactly.
24:10She's killing the vibe, dude.
24:11But good job with the cow urine and getting it blessed.
24:14Oh, yeah.
24:15I'm going to give it a little one for that.
24:17That needs to be under investigation, I think.
24:20It's been horrible since I've moved here.
24:23It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
24:25Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
24:30Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
24:32And he like...
24:36Okay, you want to grant us tea room?
24:38I thought since we can't make it there, I'd bring it here.
24:41We have all these fascinators or gloves.
24:44We can feel fancy like we're in the UK.
24:46And we have a three-tier snack table here.
24:48What the bloody hell do you make me do?
24:52Do I look lovely?
24:53Lovely, darling.
24:54Oh, my darling.
24:56My darling.
24:57This looks absolutely scrump-delicious.
25:00What the heck's on here?
25:01Well, I put a little scones, some cucumber cakes.
25:04You look cute.
25:06Oh, yeah. I look freaking adorable.
25:08Oh, and we have our dirty chai tea martini we can cheers with.
25:12Look at our pinkies.
25:13Oh.
25:15Thank you, darling, for such a lovely afternoon.
25:20So we're going to play a game, okay?
25:21Okay.
25:22Like, whoever's the most dramatic, whoever's the funniest.
25:25We're just going to write them on the board.
25:26All right, you do one.
25:27Okay, so who's the worst cook?
25:30Oh, all right.
25:33Hey!
25:34Hey!
25:35Sorry, Jenny.
25:36Sorry, Jenny.
25:37Love you.
25:38We need something other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets, babe.
25:40Yeah, okay.
25:41Who would you like to have a drink with?
25:42Um...
25:44Mmm...
25:46Freda!
25:47Michelle!
25:48Who's Michelle?
25:49Chloe's mom.
25:50I just think we'd be getting top shelf everything.
25:53That's a good one.
25:54That's what I want.
25:55Oh, let's do one more.
25:56Who would look the best naked?
26:00Ready?
26:01All right.
26:02Johnny!
26:03Not available!
26:04It's just gross to even do that with you.
26:07Okay, well...
26:08Now I'm thinking what you're thinking and now it's gross.
26:10No, he's hot though.
26:11Ugh.
26:12Casa Abierta.
26:22Is this Colombia?
26:24I'm gonna guess you're right.
26:27You know what is Casa Abierta?
26:28Yeah.
26:29House something.
26:30Open house.
26:32Lucas!
26:33Luke by himself!
26:34Oh, the lone soldier!
26:38Brian is one of my closest friends.
26:40We met in Colombia.
26:41He was married to one of Madeline's friends.
26:44Oh!
26:45He's meeting a friend that does not like Madeline.
26:47Oh, Brian.
26:48I remember him.
26:49Ah, yeah.
26:50Brian was one of the guys that got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party.
26:54Ah, yeah.
26:55That's right.
26:56Instigator, as they say.
26:58Boo!
26:59Boo Luke's friends.
27:01Not a fan of the friends.
27:03Madeline started a rumor that I was unfaithful to my ex-wife.
27:08Just to get back at me telling Luke what happens when he's not there.
27:13Yeah, Luke.
27:14Yeah, Luke.
27:15Luke.
27:16See?
27:17He got on a sailor cap.
27:18His ship done sank a long time ago.
27:20He ain't even the captain of his own ship.
27:22Whoosh!
27:23Whoosh!
27:24Whoosh!
27:25Whoosh!
27:26Whoosh!
27:27He's lost in love with her.
27:28So you've been here for a couple days now, right?
27:29Yeah, it's been dramatic, man.
27:31Me and Madeline got into it a couple times.
27:33She called off the wedding.
27:36I mean, it's been stressful, man.
27:38You know, but trying to work through it.
27:41Bull .
27:43He's not making progress, Brian.
27:45That is a lie.
27:46That's it?
27:47This has all happened in a couple of freaking days?
27:49They fought the first moment they saw each other.
27:52You don't put that whole thing in your mouth?
27:54Why not?
27:55I don't think they eat it like that at the tea room.
27:57You don't shove it in your mouth like that, like a baseball.
28:00How do you eat it?
28:01Half of it.
28:02Oh, only half?
28:04Yeah.
28:05Oh, more dimmier.
28:06Put your pinky up.
28:07Pinky's up.
28:08This is messy.
28:09How can this be fancy?
28:11I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
28:14You know?
28:15What's that?
28:16When someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage,
28:20then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
28:23Facts.
28:24Stop.
28:25You are being controlled, brother.
28:28Do I have that?
28:30Do you have it?
28:32I'm the one's held hostage here in Mexico.
28:35She's like a doggie.
28:36She control.
28:37Yeah.
28:38She hit him with that rolled up newspaper.
28:40Stop on my floor, Luke.
28:42Stop pissing on my floor, Luke.
28:44And he like...
28:45Too bad.
28:50Why do you want to be with her?
28:52Is she there for you?
28:53You haven't said one nice thing about her.
28:56That's a friend.
28:57We need that reality check, Luke.
28:59We seen no nice things, man.
29:01If you can't come up with one...
29:03That's a red flag.
29:04Should Luke stay or go?
29:06Ready?
29:07Yeah.
29:08Yeah.
29:09You said bye?
29:10I said bye!
29:11Yeah.
29:12He doesn't need to just go.
29:13He needs to run.
29:14Yeah.
29:15It's not gonna get out.
29:16How much money did you spend on Madeline in a year?
29:19Yeah, a lot.
29:21I think his friend is telling him straight up what's going down,
29:25and he needs to open his ears and listen,
29:28because she's taking advantage of you.
29:30You know who he needs to make a phone call to?
29:32He needs to hit up Gino.
29:33Oh, I know.
29:34Get some advice from Gino, all right?
29:36Let him know how it is.
29:39He's afraid to hear that, like,
29:41well, if you don't have any money,
29:42I don't want to be with you.
29:43Would you not see that being the case?
29:45Oh, yeah.
29:46She doesn't want to be poor with him.
29:47She doesn't want to be poor with anybody,
29:48but she does not want to be...
29:50Like I told you years ago,
29:51I'd live in a chicken coop with you.
29:53With these on, of course.
29:56With my pinky up, but I'll still be in a chicken coop.
29:59It's been horrible since I've moved here.
30:03It's not the relationship that I had envisioned.
30:06I don't know.
30:08I don't know what to do.
30:09Luke never gonna open his eyes.
30:11He's, like, blowing his love with him.
30:14It's open.
30:15His eyes is open, but it got, like,
30:17a Madeleine contact over it.
30:19That's all he see.
30:20Madeleine.
30:21Madeleine.
30:22Madeleine.
30:23He walk the street.
30:24He hallucinates.
30:25He see a thousand Madeleines.
30:26All of them yelling at him, ripping up roses
30:29at the same time in Columbia streets.
30:31Who'd have thought that three years after we met
30:36on a vegan dating app,
30:38we would go on this journey together?
30:40There's that dating app for everything.
30:42Every single thing.
30:43I love Long Tone L's dating app.
30:45So Jenny and Samit, you know, they live in India,
30:49and the most popular game over here is cricket.
30:51And I figured, why not we play?
30:53I'll be the bowler, you'll be the batsman.
30:56So what are the rules again?
30:57There's a wickets over here.
30:58I gotta knock them down,
31:00and then you, as the batsman,
31:02gotta protect them.
31:03Come on.
31:04All right?
31:05You're the batsman, remember?
31:06Yeah, I'll show you a bat.
31:09Boom!
31:10All right!
31:11One point.
31:12Lucky shot.
31:13Come on, lucky shot.
31:14I've seen that a million times.
31:16All right, little brother.
31:18It's real like a little girl.
31:19Let's see what you got.
31:20Boom!
31:23These wickets are going down.
31:28Come on!
31:30Oh, that's it!
31:31I won!
31:32Oh, come on!
31:33That was an accident.
31:34You see this plastic piece of crap?
31:36Cricket champion.
31:37Cricket champion?
31:38Look at that stupid game.
31:40Ooh!
31:41Piggy!
31:42I love pigs.
31:43I do, too.
31:44They taste great.
31:45Oh, it's Greta and Matthew.
31:46Last time we saw them,
31:47they were having tea.
31:48You know?
31:49Good old Greta with Matthew's mother.
31:50Greta was spilling the tea.
31:51Spilling the tea.
31:52I sold you.
31:53I don't think I've ever picked apples before.
31:55Really?
31:56I used to do it all the time, growing up.
31:58I never have.
31:59You never picked an apple?
32:01Oh, up in Ohio and Michigan, I picked so many freaking apples.
32:03That'd be cool.
32:04I always would see it in cartoons and always wanted to.
32:05Every fall.
32:06I used to pick apples back in the days.
32:08That was fun.
32:09That was fun.
32:10I didn't pick apples back in the days.
32:11I didn't see that I picked up in the day.
32:14I picked apples in the day.
32:16It was fun, huh?
32:17Oh, no.
32:18You know, you've got apples, right?
32:19No.
32:20Oh, you know.
32:21I used to pick apples back in the days.
32:24That was fun.
32:25I didn't know being apple picking in my life.
32:27I feel like she's in a bad apple picking outfit.
32:31I feel like that jacket's going to get caught on every branch,
32:33you know?
32:33Yeah.
32:35I hear some snorts.
32:36Oh my god, Piggy.
32:39Aw, bitch.
32:41I hear.
32:42Sounds like you in bed at midnight.
32:46Look how cute that thing is.
32:48Oh my god, I want to take that one home.
32:51I think the pigs are adorable.
32:54I don't like my pigs alive.
32:56I like them deep and deep fried.
32:58Man, them things can be dangerous, though,
33:00because they out here too.
33:02Yeah, they'll eat you.
33:03Would you ever wrestle a pig?
33:05For what?
33:06Just to see if you take it down.
33:08You know, I got to be honest, it's never crossed my mind.
33:11Pig wrestling's a thing.
33:12Not in my gonna do list.
33:15I think in some towns, you could wrestle a pig
33:16and win 20 pounds of bacon.
33:18I don't like bacon that much.
33:21You know, who'd have thought that three years
33:23after we met on a vegan dating app,
33:26we would go on this journey together
33:28and share these experiences.
33:29There's that dating app for everything.
33:31Every single thing, really.
33:33I love long toenails dating app.
33:35There probably is one.
33:39Do you think they have a cat lovers app dating app?
33:41I don't know, but I'm gonna have a meat only.
33:44If you are vegan, it's not gonna work.
33:46You helped me be unapologetically myself, but...
33:52I've been having a lot of anxiety lately because, um...
33:57She's gonna tell him she doesn't want kids.
34:00Ugh.
34:01Don't tell him right now, Greta.
34:03It's the wrong moment.
34:04I feel so unsure if I do want kids anymore.
34:10I don't think he even knows what to say.
34:13He's like, he's in utter shock.
34:15Shock.
34:16It's kind of like an apple pie on the face.
34:17Kinda.
34:18Matt looks like he's already gonna cry.
34:20He was blind, son.
34:21Yup, just like football.
34:23Didn't see that hit coming.
34:24I think having a kid in a family life
34:28would be a major deterrent
34:30to being the type of advocate
34:32that I've always wanted to be.
34:34You'd raise amazing kids that love animals,
34:37respects animals.
34:39You've been a mom to your cat.
34:41I don't think you should see it purely from your impact.
34:44And if you don't have the time to be a mother,
34:48I will be 200% of the father.
34:51Wow, you don't see guys step up that much.
34:54Matt's just showing her, like,
34:56look, you don't have to worry about it.
34:57Like, you got me.
34:59I'll step up.
34:59Yeah.
35:00Yeah.
35:01My man politician is for them kids.
35:04Go ahead, bro.
35:05Go ahead.
35:06Be the politician for them babies.
35:08Yeah.
35:09That spokesperson.
35:10So he wants it that bad.
35:12He's gonna get her that way.
35:13I'll do everything.
35:14Please.
35:17Still to come on 90 Day Fiancé,
35:19the other way.
35:20Still to come.
35:22It's more to see.
35:23Oh yeah, the strip club.
35:25The rest of the season, more strippers.
35:27This is the happiest show of Saini since we got here.
35:30She likes triculos, that's why.
35:32She said, look at the old me.
35:34She better not throw no money, though,
35:35because then Dylan's gonna say something about that.
35:38I have a surprise for you.
35:42A puppy.
35:43Look, oh my god.
35:45It's like a little theater.
35:46That right there.
35:47Look.
35:48That's the cutest thing.
35:49Come on.
35:50Oh my goodness.
35:52I've got one, Pattaya.
35:54Ah!
35:55Dylan's mom is the reason why we are not married today.
35:59I feel like you're a needy mother, Jo.
36:01Oh!
36:02They don't like each other.
36:03I don't know.
36:04Maybe because they're in the same age bracket.
36:06You should never tell a mother that she's needy,
36:08especially to her face.
36:10You can text it.
36:12You gotta text.
36:13I'm not needy.
36:14I'm just kidding.
36:14Oh, what's wrong with Greta?
36:20Damn, why you smashing that so hard?
36:22At the beginning, I felt like he was Mr. Darcy
36:26and I was Elizabeth.
36:27Who the hell is that?
36:28Is she done?
36:29Oh no, she is miserable.
36:32Wow.
36:33What's going on with her?
36:34She cried for the onion, or she cried because she's ma?
36:37No, that wasn't onions, that was potatoes.
36:40Bam, bam.
36:42I already told your parents we're moving out.
36:45We are depending on them right now.
36:47We cannot move out of there.
36:48If you don't want to go with me,
36:50I guess I'll have to move out by myself.
36:52OK, Jenny, where are you moving, Jenny?
36:55Oh my god.
36:56Yo, Jenny, when Jenny start doing that finger,
36:58you know it sounds serious.
36:59Yeah.
37:00You know how many times I've yelled at the TV
37:03for her to just move back to California.
37:05I know, come be my neighbor.
37:07You're going to be marrying my son, but this is her.
37:11Oh, Luke's dad is confronting Madeleine.
37:14They both got the same hairstyle, look.
37:16They both go to the same hairdresser.
37:17Yeah.
37:21I still have so many doubts.
37:24I even know if you're going to marry this guy.
37:26Oh, it's the wedding.
37:27I don't think she's going to show up.
37:29Well, you know what you do.
37:30Take the dog, the hotel room, the beauty shop,
37:33and just run, girl.
37:34Just run.
37:35These aren't my earrings, you .
37:38Oh!
37:40What did you do, Johnny?
37:42He probably cheated again.
37:44Did he cheat on the pirate ship?
37:46Did she catch him?
37:47I feel like I was in a relationship
37:49with a total different person.
37:52Chloe.
37:53Those are not mine.
37:55Oh my.
37:56Oh no.
37:59Looks like Johnny got caught cheating.
38:02No, come on, Johnny.
38:05Wow, mom.
38:06Wow, later this season is going to be epic.
38:08It's going to be crazy.
38:09I'm excited.
38:10I got a little loosey-gooseys.
38:12Oh, there's still so much to come.
38:14Oh my gosh.
38:15The rest of the season looks so good.
38:17So good.
38:18Man, this is getting crazy.
38:20I mean, think about it.
38:21Jenny over here is talking about moving out, leaving cement.
38:24I know, and Luke might even get married.
38:26That dog pulled the trick.
38:28That is the cutest puppy I've seen in a long time.
38:32I mean, I might have fell for it, too.
38:34And you know, the season has a lot yet to come.
38:37It's still alive, and it's bumping.
38:39Yeah, I'm so excited to get away for this week.
38:41And now let's get ready for tomorrow, because it was cool.
38:45They prepared this lunch table and aftertakes.
38:48And I got to get ready, because I got to work tomorrow.
38:51You know, Mom, I've been thinking.
38:53I saw Luke and Brian talking.
38:55I think maybe I may be getting a Stockholm Syndrome from you.
38:59I think your joke is always trying to keep me here and keep me here.
39:02I like spending time with you.
39:03Yeah, but, Mom, I think I'm going to watch it on my own next week.
39:06You'll never watch it on your own.
39:08I love you, my boy.
39:09No, I don't know if you do now.
39:10All right, then.
39:12Well, I'll see you later.
39:13All right, love you.
39:14Give me a hug, though.
39:14Hey, how you feel bad?
39:16You said that in your heart.
39:18You feel bad?
39:18You said that now.
39:20Don't forget you owe me for the nachos.
39:21I don't owe you .
39:24Yes, you do.
39:25I'll give you life, bro.
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