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00:30Oh, you two cooked all this up?
00:34Well, both metaphorically and literally, yeah.
00:38Thank you. Come and join me.
00:40Look, no, no, you start. We, uh, we still haven't showered.
00:43Seeing as you've been pampering yourself since five.
00:46Oh.
00:47Yeah, well, you know, it'll all be worth it when Bernie sees you walking down the aisle looking like a boss.
00:53A big turquoise boss.
00:56Well, vivid colours are traditional at Hindu Eddings.
01:00I googled it.
01:01Oh.
01:01Uh, did Auntie Rani land okay?
01:03Well, I hope so. She hasn't answered my text, but I'll keep on trying and, uh...
01:08What?
01:09Perfume.
01:10I'd stick to your trademark brew if I were you.
01:12No, not me, you fool.
01:14I've got this. It's Bernie's favourite. I've got it from an upmarket store in Mumbai, Ilang Ilang.
01:19So good the name did it twice.
01:21Right, give it here. I'll take it round.
01:22You eat.
01:24Okay.
01:24It's going to be a long day.
01:25Thank you.
01:25I'm taking advantage of a free bathroom.
01:27Okay, now hold on, son.
01:33Now, this was your grandfather's.
01:37One of the aunties found it and insisted it come to me.
01:39Why are you giving it to me?
01:43Because you're my son.
01:44And because I've said it a thousand times before, but I am so very proud of you and I want to thank you for taking care of the businesses while I was away.
01:50Also, I have a thousand of these upstairs in the, uh, in the drawer.
02:02Come on.
02:03I gave your sister my grandmother's brooch. Did you really think I'd leave you out?
02:10I don't deserve this.
02:12Come here.
02:14Come on.
02:17A.Z. Posh from Mumbai.
02:19Oh, he is so thoughtful.
02:24Ooh.
02:29No, no, no. Enough. Enough with the rouge.
02:32I don't want to look like flaming Miss Piggy.
02:34What do you want to do with yourself?
02:35No.
02:36Well, then.
02:38They've all got Karis's bug now.
02:39I'll have to stop here and look after him.
02:41No, I can't get married without me grandkids.
02:44I'm already missing our Apollo.
02:45Well, if you want them vomiting the way down the aisle, they might guess.
02:49Hey, I can set my phone up as a camera and e-show and live streaming.
02:53Can you?
02:54See, that's what posh schooling does for you.
02:56Hey, you can all watch it now.
02:58Right, I'd best go and get ready.
03:00See ya.
03:01See ya.
03:01And don't you go upstaging me.
03:03You've been warned, Asha.
03:04Hey, you're all done.
03:08Right, I'll go get me equipment then.
03:11I'd better go check on them, what?
03:14I've got a washroom.
03:15Hey, look at me.
03:23I am marrying a respected member of the local community who also happens to be the kindest,
03:33sweetest, daftest bloke in the world.
03:35Funny how life turns out, eh?
03:42I wish you were here, son.
03:43Hello?
03:51Hi.
03:52Hey.
03:53What are you doing back?
03:55Well, the client had to reschedule, so I have got the morning off.
03:57On my day off, what are the chances?
04:02What shall we do?
04:04You're insatiable.
04:05At least let me get this suit off first.
04:08Oh, nigh-talking.
04:10Don't be long.
04:12I'll jump to it, eh?
04:12I'll be up in five.
04:15Oh, hi.
04:16Hey.
04:17It's only me.
04:18I've got a key for emergencies.
04:20Right.
04:21What's the emergency?
04:22Oh, well, I painted my room in this mad flurry of enthusiasm,
04:26but the smell of it is knocking me sick,
04:28so I thought I'd come and do my uni reading round here.
04:31I figured the place would be empty.
04:33It's just we've got the morning off.
04:38Right.
04:40Todd!
04:42Oh, I thought you'd be coming to the wedding, Nina.
04:45Not with you and Bernie working together.
04:48Oh, yeah, I am.
04:49I'm just waiting for Alex to get you.
04:51Does anyone actually believe in that till defty has passed off?
04:55Yes, you hard-hearted philistine.
04:58A lot of people, actually.
05:00Love is a many-splendored thing.
05:03Mm-hmm.
05:04That's why they write a lot of songs about you.
05:06Mm-hmm.
05:07Yeah, to sell to suckers like you.
05:09Oh, you are cheeky.
05:11When you know, you know.
05:14You know?
05:14Oh, I do know.
05:15Mm-hmm.
05:16You do know.
05:17Oh, every day.
05:18Oh, I'm going to get to the hotel before I spew up my scrambled eggs.
05:21Eh, well, don't be doing that in my luxury toilets.
05:24Oh, thank you so much for keeping an eye on the place.
05:27I'm just in the mood today to have a...
05:30to have a right, proper good time.
05:32And you deserve it, too.
05:34Thank you.
05:35See you later.
05:36Aw.
05:38What will I do?
05:40Ah, you look perfect.
05:42Just a minute, Roy.
05:43I have got the finishing touch.
05:54Now you look perfect.
05:56Mm.
05:57Dapper.
05:59Hey, shall I be luncheon, Nick,
06:01between a Royston and Ronnie sandwich?
06:04Is that too much?
06:05Yeah, a little bit.
06:07Oh, well, what the heck, eh?
06:08It's a wedding.
06:08Right, come on.
06:09Hey, what are you doing?
06:14Stay out in a few minutes.
06:15I was just about to get in the shower and I threw up.
06:18Yeah, so, last year before she said the quads was sick.
06:22Well, it must be the same bug.
06:23I've had a play date with them the other day.
06:25Oh, poor Bernie.
06:26She'll be devastated.
06:28We're not that close.
06:29I meant about the quads.
06:31All right, yeah.
06:32Um, you don't mind, do you?
06:34No, you take it easy.
06:36I can let me hair down now without you going.
06:38Oh, you're drinking too much.
06:41You don't want me germs.
06:45See ya.
06:45Thank you.
06:56Oh, look at this.
06:58Bride or groom?
06:59Well, as Bernie's employer, I could be allocated to the bride side.
07:05Although I have been friends with Deb for a good number of years.
07:10We'll sort it out ourselves.
07:12Please help yourselves to a drink.
07:13Thank you.
07:14You don't mind if I do...
07:15Oh, champagne, huh?
07:18Really pushing the boat out.
07:20Prosecco.
07:21Boat's still in dock.
07:23So, the vision is a blend of cultures.
07:25I think Goa Beach Chic.
07:27A mix of Bernie's old-school hippie vibes meets traditional Hindu colours and patterns.
07:33I'm a Sikh.
07:35What?
07:37Come on.
07:38I'm just pulling your pranks here.
07:40Come on.
07:41So I thank you.
07:42It is stunning.
07:43Well, do you remember to rate how we did on our website?
07:45Of course.
07:46You might never get married first.
07:47Well, in your own time, obviously.
07:48Look, we know you're on a budget, so Toya did this free of charge.
07:51Just materials.
07:52Think of it as our wedding gift.
07:54Yeah.
07:54Thank you.
07:55Thank you.
07:56What are you talking about budgets for?
07:59Well, I'm not going to tell them that it's a no-expense-spared occasion now, am I?
08:05Especially the way Deez lot drink.
08:07Oh, and the pupil becomes a must-tack.
08:13Hi.
08:14Hiya.
08:14You all right?
08:15You all right?
08:15I just thought...
08:16Oh, we'll share it.
08:17Yeah.
08:17Why didn't Deez make me an usher?
08:21Well, because you haven't got the face for it.
08:23You have a laugh.
08:24I can be welcoming.
08:27You look constipated.
08:31Oh, dear Addy, look at you.
08:33The romance of it all.
08:35Oh, I'm almost delirious in my giddiness.
08:37Well, me too.
08:40In fact, I'm that excited.
08:42I need a way.
08:43So, if you want a room...
08:45Oh, I think the room looks magical.
08:48And the flowers are a crowning touch, if I do say so myself.
08:52Well, you said go easy on the flowers, Mary.
08:54Yeah, well, one of my suppliers owed me a favour, so I called it in and got a bargain.
08:58I even did Bernie a bouquet of lilies to resonate with the room.
09:05No extra charge.
09:06Oh, I could burst with happiness.
09:09Well, let's get you sat down before your head explodes.
09:14Listen, listen, I'll just give you one minute, okay?
09:16Thank you.
09:17See you again.
09:18Come on.
09:21How's it going?
09:23Don't worry about me.
09:25How are you feeling?
09:27Like I made the best decision of my life.
09:31Listen, it means a lot to your mum having you here.
09:34It'll take more than this to keep me away, mate.
09:36Well, still, it can't be easy fixing relationships with your parents, especially when you start off as a stranger, right?
09:41Yeah.
09:42And now I've got the same thing with Brody.
09:44You should be here in a minute.
09:46It's funny how things work out, isn't it, Dev?
09:48Indeed.
09:49Cheers.
09:49Oh, have the best day.
09:55We'll be watching.
09:56Thanks, sweetheart.
09:57Oh, why couldn't I get a new suit?
09:59Because we're not made of money.
10:01Oh, this is so tight.
10:02I'm walking with you.
10:04Yeah, well, your groceries, Granny Linda bought it for you.
10:06Yeah, for what it costs, you'd be wearing it at your own wedding if I was you.
10:09Oh, my tummy's going with nerves.
10:14It was the same when I saw Princess Di on that ferry.
10:17You met Princess Di?
10:18On a ferry?
10:19Come on, it were a look-alikey.
10:20I didn't know that at the time.
10:21I was nervous.
10:22That's my point.
10:23Right, I'm going to go check me the camera.
10:24Oh, my, uh, my Paul necklace, the one with his picture in.
10:28Should I go and fetch it?
10:29No, no, no, it'll be at Dev's.
10:31I won't be a sec.
10:32Asha, tell your dad I'll be five.
10:37Should I come with you?
10:38No, you go and get a drink first.
10:40I want you to enjoy today as well.
10:43Oh, get off me!
10:45Mind me frock!
10:47That don't belong.
10:49Yeah, well, it's good to keep on waiting sometimes.
10:55Uh, bride or groom?
10:57Yeah, bride.
10:58Turn.
10:58Right on.
10:59Uh, bride?
11:00Does it really matter?
11:02No, I suppose not.
11:03Sit with your line.
11:05I mean, you try now.
11:10What are you doing?
11:11Your job.
11:12I was having a wasp!
11:14Where's Addy?
11:15He sat down there, up front.
11:17There was nobody here to greet the guests.
11:18I had to jump in.
11:19Dereliction of duty, I call it.
11:23You're welcome.
11:26He'd like to follow me.
11:27Oh, no, it's all right.
11:28You can follow me, please.
11:28Follow me, please.
11:29All right.
11:33But she's going to be about five minutes late.
11:35Which is ten or fifteen in Bernie's time.
11:37Yeah, but...
11:37Let's just chill.
11:39Can I please?
11:40Can I just get him to send around some more drinks?
11:41Okay.
11:42Okay.
11:45Nick, um, Bernie's a bit delayed.
11:48Can we send around some more drinks, please?
11:50Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
11:51I want him to the angry auntie after the kick-off last night.
11:55Oh.
11:55Back in Mumbai.
11:57Wedding day.
11:58Let's hope there's no more hiccups.
12:00Sorry about this.
12:01Pride's prerogative.
12:03I'm used to it.
12:07Right, uh...
12:08Hi, everyone.
12:09Oh, hi, new daddy.
12:11Listen, uh, we've just got a teensy today.
12:14Okay, so why don't you just help yourselves with another glass of champagne?
12:17Woo!
12:17Ooh, don't mind if I do.
12:19It's pathetic.
12:20Oh, who's he trying to kid?
12:22Blush and brides just need a few more minutes.
12:25She's probably halfway to the Trump stop, you know.
12:28I'm not worried about me showing you.
12:30Mm-hmm.
12:31I love you.
12:32Oh, no, you don't.
12:46Oh, no, you don't!
12:47No, you don't.
12:56Proud day.
13:02I'm sorry, I just thought...
13:13Right, I'm gonna go and put the kettle on,
13:15and then you can tell me what the heck this is all about.
13:17I thought you were getting married.
13:18Yes, and I thought you were attending.
13:28Okay?
13:29Yeah, she's just gone getting a pawl necklace.
13:31She won't get away without it, we'll share.
13:34Shall I check the tram stop, Deb, just in case?
13:36See?
13:37Have you got any nibbles?
13:39Quiet, you two.
13:40Show some decorum.
13:42Oh, I do beg your pardon, Scary Poppins.
13:45Stop.
13:46Right, sorry for the slight delay, folks,
13:50but we're nearly there, so Twia,
13:51can you just pass around a little bit more bubbly, please?
13:53Yeah, of course.
13:54We'll be leathered before the vows at this rate.
13:58My kind of wedding.
13:59I'm just happy to be a punter for once, I tell you.
14:01I could tell you some stories.
14:05Can you get her now, please?
14:06Please.
14:07So this, uh, Englishman, Welshman and an Indian,
14:21he walked into a bar.
14:25You can't miss Bernie's wedding.
14:26I mean, she's your grandma, sort of.
14:29I've got too much reading today.
14:30A boring book of early 20th century feminist poetry
14:34or your grandma's wedding.
14:36Come on.
14:37This isn't about Nina, is it?
14:41I told her our friendship was over.
14:44The last thing I want to do is make awkward small talk
14:46as we reach for the same volavon.
14:48Well, if you're this bothered about it,
14:50it sounds like the friendship isn't really over.
14:52Todd!
14:52Can we go for lunch soon, please?
14:55I could eat a rotting fox.
14:58Look, I'm fine.
14:59Just go.
15:01I'm going.
15:03Hey, be good.
15:04See you.
15:04Me mate lives in Alicante and I just thought
15:12if I could get enough money, me and the girls,
15:13we couldn't move out there and...
15:15You can't just take the girls on a plane willy-nilly.
15:18There'll be a flaming manhunt.
15:23Tim and Sally found some bruises on Shanice's arm.
15:27They think it was Joanie.
15:29They can't separate us.
15:30They need me.
15:31Look.
15:32Tim and Sally, me and your dad,
15:35we're here to help.
15:37And if Joanie has been acting out, then we...
15:40Brodie!
15:43No, but the actual...
15:45Look, I'll explain later.
15:48Right, come on.
15:50We've got a wedding to get to.
15:53Come on, kid.
15:57Now...
15:58Where are you going?
15:58Doors are locked.
15:59There's nowhere to hide
16:02Since you've pushed my love aside
16:06Oh, we're drinking.
16:07Aside
16:08Turn me up, tell you.
16:10Out of my head
16:13Hopelessly devoted
16:16To you
16:18Yes, it's you, Ronnie.
16:22Hopelessly devoted
16:23Is this part of the plan proceeding?
16:27Seriously?
16:28She won't be long, no.
16:30The bride.
16:31Or the tern.
16:33No, I'm not finished yet.
16:36Hopelessly devoted
16:37To you
16:40Come here, you
16:42No, no, no.
16:46Big finale
16:46Hopelessly devoted
16:49To you
16:53Finished
16:54¡FINISHED!
16:59Oh, beggary.
17:01Ronnie Bailey.
17:03You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
17:08Marry me.
17:09Say yes.
17:10Go on, Ronnie.
17:15So, er, yeah.
17:17It'll be my honour.
17:19Yeah.
17:22Oh, well, the ex happened in here.
17:24Oh.
17:25Well, it started with them filling time and then morphed into Debbie proposing.
17:31Oh, Bernie, that frock.
17:33Er...
17:34What are you doing hijacking my wedding?
17:36Yeah, but it was just a spur-of-the-moment thing.
17:39Right, I'll give you spur-of-the-moment, ladies.
17:41Sit down, please.
17:42Sit down.
17:43Never mind.
17:44Sit down.
17:49Where have you been?
17:50Well, I'll explain later.
17:52Can we just, can we just get on with it, please?
17:53You're right.
17:54OK, there's some positions.
17:55People, please, OK.
17:56Joseph, OK.
17:57Where's Joseph?
17:58Joseph, listen.
17:59Go, go, go.
18:00Sort out this livestream now.
18:01Right.
18:02People.
18:04Let's get this show on the road.
18:14I feel terrible for lying to Kev.
18:19You'll get over it.
18:30Not exactly the romantic dinner of our dreams.
18:32No.
18:33But, er, I have bought us a really lovely restaurant for this evening.
18:39Yeah?
18:40I mean, I take it being a sophisticated man about town, you like sushi?
18:43Er, you would be correct, but...
18:46Do you mind if we take a rain check?
18:48What?
18:49Well, I think I should spend some more time with Summer.
18:52She's not in a great place.
18:53I mean, you know what it's like with Millie.
18:55Both got responsibilities.
18:59Erm, are you all right to get this, are you?
19:02Probably get back to work.
19:06Someday.
19:07Well, I promise I'll make it up to you, OK?
19:10Oh, you've sweated right through this foundation.
19:18No, no, no.
19:19Horses sweat.
19:20A lady perspires.
19:21Well, you are perspiring like an horse.
19:24If this happens, you OK?
19:26Yeah, I'm fine.
19:27It was just, erm, an underwear emergency.
19:30Let's just focus on this, shall we?
19:34Right.
19:35You ready, Mum?
19:37Must have just slipped out.
19:40Oh, that is the best wedding present you could ever have given me.
19:48You nearly missed it.
19:50Right, get yourself sat down, Kit.
19:52I'm allowed to hold up proceedings, not you.
19:55Gem, just go and get me bouquet, will you?
19:58Thank you.
20:00I wanted to say sorry.
20:01Look, we'll say no more about it today, OK?
20:04Right, this is my moment, OK?
20:06So get yourself sat down and smile like every other beggar.
20:08Right.
20:09Go on.
20:11Not a minute.
20:12Not a word to Kit.
20:14Let's just leave it for today.
20:16Right, you're the boss.
20:19Are we fair?
20:20Let's do this.
20:26Interesting choice of music.
20:28That's our Bernie.
20:45Hey, what a day.
20:46We've shattered before we've even started.
20:49Shh.
20:50You know, you're here now and that's all that matters.
20:55Shh.
20:56Calm, baby, calm.
20:58No need to be nervous.
21:00Nervous?
21:02You think a lot of yourself, don't you?
21:06Well, this has been quite the entertaining day already.
21:08We're here today to celebrate the union of Devendra and Bernadine.
21:14And Bernadine.
21:23We'll begin with a hand-tone ceremony.
21:26In Hindu culture, the bride and groom's right hands are tied together to represent their everlasting love.
21:31This is traditionally done by the bride's parents, but in their absence, Bernadine was asked if Asha and Gemma could do it, representing two families coming together.
21:43Bernadine?
21:46Bernadine?
21:47Are you feeling all right?
21:48Hi.
21:49Bernadine, Bernadine.
21:50What's wrong?
21:51What's wrong?
21:52I can't.
21:53I can't.
21:54I can't.
21:55I can't.
21:56I can't.
21:58It's all right.
21:59I can't.
22:00I can't.
22:01I can't ring.
22:02I can't ring.
22:03I can't ring.
22:17Give me that phone.
22:18I am live-streaming you.
22:19I'll live-stream you.
22:20Sit down.
22:23It's all right, Bernadine.
22:25Everything's gonna be all right.
22:29Hiya.
22:30Yeah, I need an ambulance, please.
22:32Fired up Bistro, just off Coronation Street.
22:34Huh?
22:35Look, has anyone got an inhaler?
22:37Could be an ambulance here ASAP.
22:39That means about 90 minutes.
22:40You might as well drive her there.
22:41No, no, no.
22:42Not my beautiful wife.
22:43No, no.
22:44Debbie.
22:45Debbie, is everything all right?
22:47Pull yourself together, okay?
22:49You've got price on the bottom of her shoes.
22:51Yeah, well, maybe she didn't expect to be flopping her back on a wedding day.
22:54Oh, I don't know about that.
22:55Oh, no mind.
22:56Hey.
22:58Say, is there anything I can do?
23:00No!
23:01Get back!
23:02Don't you dare do the last rites.
23:04She is gonna be fine.
23:06Hi.
23:07Hi.
23:08Hi.
23:09Go on, sweetheart.
23:11Let's sit back down.
23:12Oh, have one of you kids touched the laptop?
23:14What's happened to the live feed?
23:15Not me.
23:16Not me.
23:17Not me.
23:18Not me.
23:19Not me.
23:20Not me.
23:21Not me.
23:22Not me.
23:23Not me.
23:24Not me.
23:25Not me.
23:26Not me.
23:27Not me.
23:28Not me.
23:29Not me.
23:30Not me.
23:31Not me.
23:32Not me.
23:33Not me.
23:34Not me.
23:35Not me.
23:36Not me.
23:37Not me.
23:38Yeah.
23:39Oh.
23:40What have they got?
23:41Hi.
23:42Um, this is Bernie Winter.
23:43Look, she's struggling to breathe.
23:44Tried to calm her down, but something's still not right.
23:45Okay.
23:46She was okay one minute and then she just dropped.
23:47Okay.
23:48We need some help.
23:49I'm gonna stay here in my heart.
23:50Let's be with Arda.
23:51I'll be back.
23:55Yeah, did you notice anything weird earlier?
23:57What?
23:58You what?
23:59When you were with Mam.
24:00Was she all right?
24:01Yeah, I dunno.
24:03Are you giving dirty looks too?
24:05Were you at the house before?
24:06Yeah.
24:07Are you the reason she was late?
24:08Ah, don't be daft.
24:09What the hell have you done now?
24:10Huh?
24:11Get out of my feet!
24:12You just stuck it!
24:13My God!
24:17Huh?
24:18Huh?
24:19Huh?
24:20Huh?
24:21Huh?
24:22Huh?
24:23Huh?
24:24So here we are again.
24:39Hate hospitals, me.
24:42Everybody hates hospitals.
24:46You'd be well weird if you liked them.
24:51Yeah, I never seem to be out of them these days.
24:53Mess with me head.
24:58Do you know what?
24:59I'm gonna go.
25:00What?
25:01No, you can't leave me.
25:02Where are you gonna go to?
25:03I dunno, just...
25:06What's the matter with you?
25:07Nothing.
25:08I wish I hadn't been so vile to her.
25:09When?
25:10I'll take your pick.
25:11From the beginning, the other week.
25:12Never really.
25:13It was just a lot.
25:14Should've dealt with it a bit better.
25:15We can't change the past, can we?
25:16It is what it is.
25:17Sounds like a poem.
25:18No, it don't rhyme.
25:19Poems don't have to.
25:20Poems don't have to.
25:21Poems don't have to.
25:22Poems don't have to.
25:23Poems don't have to.
25:24Poems are too lazy to find the right words in that.
25:27It just took a long time, didn't it, to accept her as a mum.
25:28Kate, you don't have to explain yourself to me.
25:29No.
25:30No, I can't imagine my life as a mum.
25:31No, I can't imagine my life as a mum.
25:32No.
25:33No.
25:34No.
25:35No.
25:36No.
25:37No.
25:38No.
25:39No.
25:40No.
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26:16No.
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26:18No.
26:19No.
26:20No.
26:21No.
26:22No.
26:23No.
26:24No.
26:25No.
26:26Oh, right.
26:29¿Suscríbete a la wedding?
26:31Bernie had to go to A&E.
26:33She was struggling to breathe.
26:35You're joking. Is she all right?
26:36I don't know. One minute she's walking down the aisle.
26:39Next minute she's hitting the deck.
26:40So, where have you been?
26:43Oh, I just nipped to the chemist.
26:45They've closed the one on Incomend Street,
26:46so the queues at Balaclaveterias are just nuts.
26:50All right.
26:50You're a bit doled up for the chemist, aren't you?
26:53Well, I thought I'd get some meds down my neck.
26:55I might feel up to coming to the wedding,
26:57so I'd trish myself up a bit.
27:00But never mind that.
27:01So, what actually happened?
27:08It would appear, Miss Winter,
27:10that you've so far had an asthma attack.
27:13No, I don't have asthma.
27:16Mum, are you saying the doctor doesn't know what she's talking about?
27:19Well, I'm 55 years old.
27:22It can't just come on, can it?
27:23I mean, I've never had it before.
27:24You didn't have it as a child, so...
27:26Well, I think I'd remember, don't you?
27:28OK, maybe we need to work out if you're allergic to something.
27:30Well, maybe you're allergic to death.
27:34We've given you some steroids and a nebuliser.
27:36We'll just keep an eye on you,
27:38make sure you don't react to them.
27:40Well, we thought we were losing you, honey.
27:42I don't normally dress like this, by the way.
27:45Cos we were in the middle of getting married.
27:48So I heard. Congratulations.
27:49Thank you.
27:50Didn't even get to the vows.
27:52And proper little crackers, they were and all.
27:54We're just waiting on the results of your blood test now.
27:57Um, just to make sure nothing sinister's going on.
28:00Any questions?
28:01Oh, yeah.
28:03Is your hair naturally curly or do you permit?
28:06I meant about the treatment.
28:09Oh.
28:10Won't be too long.
28:14What's her problem?
28:17Kate, can you just...
28:20just give me five minutes alone with my beloved, please?
28:24Sure.
28:25Come on here, detective.
28:26I've waited as long as I can
28:33and it was a pretty tight window anyway.
28:35So sorry.
28:39Well, if it was a tight window.
28:41Mother had a very tight serving hatch
28:43and the only thing that could shift it
28:45was three and a half squirts of baby oil.
28:47What are we going to do with all this food?
28:49Not get it through Mary's hatch, that's for sure.
28:51It wasn't my hatch.
28:53It was my mother's hatch.
28:55That's a relief.
28:57May as well serve all that beige food, Nick.
29:00It'd be a shame I let it go to waste.
29:01I might be deemed insensitive.
29:04So I might nip home and get my big Tupperware.
29:06Yeah, yeah, that's not a bad idea, actually.
29:08Oh, it's that soup kitchen.
29:10Hey, if there's no wedding,
29:13should we all go to the pub?
29:14Oh.
29:14Oh, yeah, now you're talking.
29:16Oh, well, we can have a drink here, no?
29:17Oh, no.
29:18No, I'll be getting flashbacks.
29:20No.
29:21I, er, I don't want to be celebrating
29:23our engagement somewhere that's cursed.
29:25We're not cursed.
29:27Are you sure about that?
29:29I don't think we'll be having our big day here anyway,
29:31that's for sure.
29:33No, I'm thinking Scottish Castle.
29:35Mmm.
29:36Kilts.
29:37Bagpuss.
29:38What do you mean, bagpipes?
29:41What did I say?
29:42Never mind, it's...
29:43Well, we can't leave all these lilies, can we?
29:48There's loads of them.
29:51Right there, OK.
29:53Hardy, Dad wants us at the hospital.
29:56Now.
29:57What, all of us?
29:58Er, sorry, Deb's just family.
30:00Erm, thanks, everyone, for coming.
30:03Sorry.
30:04You too, Brody.
30:05Well, I will be back in ten minutes
30:08with my container's toy toy.
30:10Thanks, Mary.
30:12Sounds somewhat ominous.
30:13So, the official diagnosis is
30:22I had a reaction to my own bouquet.
30:26Nice one, Mary.
30:27OK, next time you need to take the fingers
30:29out of the lilies.
30:31Stamens.
30:31I'll not have lilies at all.
30:33Shame of it.
30:35Right, shall we get on with it?
30:37Hmm?
30:37Yep.
30:37No, no, no, no.
30:39I might have to switch this off
30:40because my vowels are on the, um...
30:42So, uh, notes, they're just...
30:43Yeah, OK.
30:44Ow!
30:45What was it?
30:46Look.
30:47I, Devendra,
30:48take you, Bernardine Simone,
30:51to be my gorgeous,
30:53radiant wife
30:54in spring
30:56and summer
30:57and autumn
30:59and winter.
31:04Bernie, winter.
31:04To love
31:08worship
31:10adore
31:12a day of fire.
31:14Steady.
31:16I promise to be always there for you.
31:19To listen to you.
31:21To keep this shut
31:22and these open.
31:26If you bring out the best in me,
31:28you get me.
31:32And there's a lot to get.
31:34So, may we always keep laughing
31:37and dancing
31:38and loving
31:39together
31:41for as long as we both shall live.
31:45right.
31:57I,
31:58Bernardine Simone Winter,
32:01take you,
32:01to ven...
32:02Oh, do you know what?
32:07It's me and you, Dev.
32:09You know, who'd have flipping thought it?
32:10Because I never, ever thought
32:13that I'd get married.
32:14But,
32:15looks like the untameable
32:17has been tamed.
32:18Never.
32:18Yeah, you got that right, mate.
32:20You know, marriage is for boring
32:22old fuddy-duddies, isn't it?
32:24Middle-of-the-road types.
32:26And yes,
32:27maybe I have
32:28mellowed in age,
32:29but with you,
32:29it just...
32:30It just feels right.
32:32And I promise
32:35that I will...
32:37What do I promise?
32:41Right, I promise
32:42that I'll have you back.
32:44Always.
32:46And to keep on doing
32:47daft things together,
32:48like dancing in the rain
32:49and throwing spaghetti
32:51at the wall,
32:52commenting on people's hair
32:54on the telly.
32:54You know, love comes
32:56in all shapes and sizes,
32:57doesn't they?
33:00And they really broke
33:01the mould when they made ours.
33:04Normal.
33:06What is normal?
33:07You know, it's just a cycle
33:08on the washing machine.
33:10So may we never,
33:12ever
33:12be normal.
33:16I love you.
33:18I love you too.
33:19Oh, the rings.
33:42I now pronounce you...
33:45Man of Mind!
33:47Woo!
33:49We're ready to discharge you, Bernie.
33:52Maybe you could have waited
33:53and got married
33:53at your proper venue after all.
33:55Well, I'm a big fan
33:56of the NHS,
33:57so...
33:58It feels right.
34:15Send.
34:16Are you texting now?
34:18Asha?
34:18Oh, yeah.
34:19Just, er...
34:20saying to let me know
34:21what's going on
34:22when she knows.
34:24Poor Bernie.
34:25I know.
34:26Shocking, that.
34:28Yeah.
34:29Weird things happen
34:30on wedding days,
34:31you know.
34:32Like, I...
34:33I knew this woman
34:34and she's a barmaid
34:36at the Dog and Got.
34:37And she's posing for photos
34:39by font or whatever.
34:43And the church
34:44should have collapsed
34:44and took out
34:45two of her bridesmaids.
34:46Did that actually happen?
34:49Well, someone said it
34:50on Facebook,
34:51so, yeah, gospel.
34:52What's weird, that?
34:53I'll tell you what else is weird.
34:55What?
34:55Use that there in your suit.
34:57Why don't you go up
34:57and get changed?
34:58Unless you're thinking
34:59of going back to the bistro,
35:00now you know I'm all right.
35:01Oh, no.
35:02Can't be bothered.
35:03Gonna go up,
35:04put me joggers on.
35:05Fill your boots.
35:06I am serious, you know.
35:19I mean it.
35:20It's all I've ever wanted.
35:22And I want it with you.
35:23Oh, do you know what?
35:34If I am wicky-wacky-bood,
35:36I might go and have
35:37a little lie down.
35:39Do you mind?
35:40No, of course not.
35:42I mean, we thought
35:43we were losing you
35:44a few hours ago.
35:45Hmm.
35:46Yeah, well,
35:46everything's a bonus.
35:49Will you wake me
35:50in half an hour
35:50if I've not surfaced?
35:51Go.
35:52Okay, go.
35:53What a day.
36:01Yeah.
36:04Hey, um,
36:06what was all that
36:06with you and Brodie
36:07earlier?
36:08I mean, you look like
36:09you were gonna smash
36:09his face in.
36:10Nothing.
36:12What's wrong with
36:13your own about?
36:14Oh, please.
36:16You know I'm not
36:16gonna let this go.
36:17I'm like a dog
36:19with a bone.
36:20So go on.
36:22Well,
36:23there's stuff
36:26I've not told you.
36:29There's stuff?
36:31Yeah.
36:31So, uh,
36:34are you gonna tell me?
36:36Come on,
36:37tell me.
36:40Yeah.
36:41Still here.
36:43Are you going out
36:43tonight?
36:44Oh, no,
36:45it's, uh,
36:45highly unlikely.
36:46Oh, why not?
36:47Well, because me
36:48better half's otherwise
36:49engaged, so
36:49a billion old mates.
36:51Probably just, uh,
36:52stay in
36:53on me Todd
36:54without
36:55Todd.
36:57Why don't you
36:58come out with us?
36:59No, I
36:59don't want to be
37:01at Gooseberry.
37:02Imitating Fruit
37:02don't agree with me.
37:04Right.
37:05Well, I don't
37:05actually know
37:06if we're going out.
37:07We might just be
37:08staying in,
37:08having a pizza,
37:09so...
37:10Oh, right.
37:11Yeah, I'm not really
37:12a fan of takeaway pizza.
37:14What, your body's a temple?
37:15Oh, no,
37:16I was born like this.
37:19Hiya.
37:20Hey.
37:21See you for one
37:21at Fresh Goose.
37:22Oh, well,
37:23don't come crying to me
37:24when you've got your
37:24head down the carzy
37:25at 3am
37:26reeking of pineapple
37:27chunks and regret.
37:29Are you sure
37:29you won't join us?
37:31No, I think
37:31I'll let her go to the pub.
37:33Just thee and me
37:34then, kidder.
37:36See you later, then.
37:37Bye.
37:40You're pathetic.
37:41I just wanted...
37:42You're pathetic.
37:45Why did you keep
37:46all that from me?
37:47All those debts?
37:49You know,
37:49I purposely kept
37:50my eyes and my hands
37:52off the books
37:53so you could
37:53prove yourself.
37:56And now...
37:58Such a failure.
37:59You are the definition
38:00of that.
38:02Shame on you.
38:06And you brought
38:06shame on me.
38:09I just wanted
38:10to make you proud...
38:11Because there are
38:11going to be people
38:11out there who are
38:12going to say
38:12it was my fault,
38:13aren't they, mine?
38:15For allowing you
38:16to run the business
38:17without some kind
38:18of supervision
38:18but because I thought
38:19you were mad enough.
38:21You child!
38:25More for me.
38:29So where does Brodie
38:30come in all this?
38:31Two words.
38:34Insurance scam.
38:37Ardy got Brodie
38:38to stage a robbery
38:39and when that
38:39went belly up
38:40I tried to help.
38:41How?
38:45By getting you
38:46to bring the wedding
38:47forward so we could
38:48get our hands
38:48on Aunty Rhyne's cash.
38:49I thought
38:50we could pay off
38:51his debt that way.
38:54You don't understand
38:55because I thought
38:55Rhyne's money
38:56was for the wedding.
38:57No, I did it
38:57on the cheap.
39:00So there'd be
39:00a bit left over.
39:03Otherwise
39:03you'd be
39:06head to toe
39:06in Savile Row.
39:13No.
39:18No.
39:32Fiona, listen,
39:33it's me.
39:34I'm in.
39:35I'm on the job.
39:37Need a bit of time
39:37to sort some things out
39:38but I'm your man.
39:46Where have all
39:47the flowers gone?
39:48Somebody should
39:49write a song called that.
39:51Sorry.
39:52Debbie took a load
39:53and Mary too.
39:55That's why
39:56Bernie had her attack.
39:59Someone taking
40:00my name in vain.
40:01Care for some
40:03company, compadre?
40:05I can hardly say
40:06no to my wife
40:07on our wedding day,
40:08can I?
40:09Well, you can
40:09if your wife
40:10is in the doghouse.
40:14So I texted Mary
40:15and she's mortified
40:18that those cheap flowers
40:19practically
40:19annihilated me.
40:22Erm,
40:23bubbly burning?
40:24Thanks, love.
40:25Don't mind if I do.
40:27You know,
40:28I always wondered
40:28why they called it
40:29a doghouse
40:29and not a kennel.
40:31There you go.
40:33Cheers, love.
40:36So what?
40:37We did that wedding
40:38on the cheap
40:38so we could pay off
40:39Ardy's debts?
40:41Pointless, though,
40:41wasn't it?
40:43Rani took her money
40:44back anyway.
40:47Right, and don't be
40:47too hard on the lad.
40:49He wanted to come clean
40:50but I told him not to.
40:53To protect him
40:54and Brodie.
40:54You know,
40:57I honestly thought
40:58I could fix everything
40:59without you knowing.
41:00Keep everything sweet
41:01between father and son.
41:04Well, that worked out well.
41:09I've ruined our wedding,
41:10haven't I?
41:11Look, I need honesty.
41:13Of course you do.
41:14My partner's in crime,
41:15bad choice of words,
41:16but no secrets,
41:17not lies.
41:18There won't be,
41:19I swear.
41:20But...
41:21But what?
41:24No more lies.
41:26And no more
41:27of the other L word.
41:29And what's that?
41:31Lily's.
41:38So...
41:38What do we do now?
41:42I've got an idea.
41:51Hey.
41:53Hey to the wise.
41:54Don't ever get like that
41:56in my face again.
41:57Because you know,
41:58if you do,
41:59I won't be responsible
42:00for my actions.
42:01And I hate being
42:02irresponsible.
42:03Do you get me?
42:07A little louder
42:07for those in the back.
42:09Oh, I hear you.
42:12Loud and clear.
42:12I know we're like
42:15relatives now.
42:17What stays far away
42:18from me is possible, yeah?
42:23Loud and doggy.
42:25Laters.
42:31Laters.
42:34Things haven't been
42:35going great with the
42:35businesses.
42:37And I had this notion
42:39that I think I might have
42:39a way with all to help
42:40work it out,
42:41but...
42:42I might need
42:43a rethink.
42:45I'm sorry,
42:46darling.
42:47Yeah, I know.
42:48I know.
42:49But I am so glad
42:51that our families
42:52are united, though.
42:54United we stand.
42:57Divided we fall.
43:00Hey, Toya.
43:02Should you put that
43:03other record on?
43:03Yeah, of course.
43:08I used to cry
43:09some times.
43:10Do you like this one?
43:12I do!
43:14Come on,
43:15Bernadine!
43:16Hoy Massis!
43:30Who?
43:31Do you?
43:32Who?
43:34Who?
43:35Who?
43:35Who?
43:35Hits?
43:38Who?
43:39Who?
43:40Who?
43:41Who?
43:41Who?
43:42Who?
43:43Who?
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