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00:00This is Ranma of the Sao Tome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:16This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:21These two were arranged to be married by their parents.
00:28Hey, what's your deal?
00:30You're so annoying!
00:32But Ranma has a little problem.
00:34You gotta be kidding!
00:36He transforms into a girl when splashed with cold water.
00:58Let's finish this next round!
01:00Hey, what's your deal?
01:03You don't wanna come back.
01:04You're still looking for me.
01:06You can't see this again.
01:07I get it right.
01:08I'm a good girl!
01:10Are you ready?
01:11You're ready.
01:12I'm ready.
01:13You're ready.
01:14I don't know if it was any one
01:17Is it me?
01:21If it was time to wander
01:24I'll wait for you
01:31I believe it's not the way I can say it
01:37I know if it was for my mind
01:40I'd never be afraid to lose
01:44I'll never give up on a single day
01:47I'll never give up on a single day
01:51I'll never give up on a single day
01:54Which one of your 1 2 2 is?
02:14Master!
02:25Master Kuno!
02:27Oh, my pigtail girl.
02:30A carne tender.
02:32Today, you must choose once and for all
02:34which one of us you love.
02:40Both of course!
02:44You have to pick.
02:47Only one?
02:48It's time to make a decision!
03:06Peach on.
03:14It's clear now.
03:17A carne tender.
03:18I'm here to give you my answer.
03:23Your answer?
03:25What are you even talking about?
03:28No!
03:29The great Kuno!
03:30What brings you here today?
03:33Hey, Ranma!
03:34You haven't finished your training!
03:37Stay off my head, fatty!
03:38Stop getting distracted!
03:40I hate you, you damn loser!
03:43So, as I was saying, I agree with you.
03:47It's time I made it clear who I'm in love with.
03:51Here, accept these roses as a token of my love.
03:55That's gonna be a pass.
04:02Hey, you're not the one I'm professing my love to!
04:04And yet, I am the one that you're always bothering.
04:08Who knows when or where I'll ever see my pigtailed girl again.
04:13You, on the other hand, are always nearby to be loved.
04:17Is that so?
04:18Huh?
04:20Hey, Kuno, turn around for a surprise!
04:28Oh, it's my pigtailed girl.
04:34Huh?
04:39Huh?
04:40I can't let either one of you go!
04:42What's he talking about?
04:43Who knows?
04:45All right, how's this?
04:47This next Sunday, why don't the two of you come visit my house?
04:51And whichever one of you arrives first will be the one I go out with.
04:55Okay, I have chosen!
04:59Forgive me, you two.
05:01But I'm afraid I have to choose.
05:03Okay, you big idiot, we've heard just about enough of your crap!
05:07I'll be waiting for you!
05:16I see, a Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race, huh?
05:21Right.
05:22The first shop that delivers to the designated house will be the winner.
05:25Are you interested?
05:27Hmm, let me think about it.
05:29If you win, we'll make you chairperson of the shopping plaza.
05:33You can both manage events and increase your customer flow.
05:37Sounds tempting, huh?
05:38That does sound tempting, but you should be aware that my granddaughter is a battle-hardened fighter.
05:45Are you sure she can participate?
05:57It doesn't sound like much fun if it's obvious, I'll win.
06:00Don't you worry about that.
06:02We have a dependable delivery girl on our side.
06:04Exactly!
06:05This race won't be so easy to win as you might think.
06:08The strongest martial arts delivery girl?
06:13Yeah, Akane has won the race every year so far.
06:16She's in high demand with every shop in the plaza.
06:19Thank you for the great meal.
06:21Of course.
06:23Mmm, this is good.
06:25Unagi Man gets her this year.
06:27Yes!
06:30Huh?
06:31They didn't bring us this food because of you.
06:34Aren't you supposed to starve then?
06:36Well, why don't you just join the race instead, since you live here?
06:40Well, too, but it's just for girls.
06:49My, you're a lively girl, aren't you?
06:53That better be a way of saying I get free ramen.
06:56Oh, that looks so cute on you.
07:06Oh, you think so?
07:08Counting on you for another win this year, Akane.
07:11All right, Dad.
07:12But this is going to be the last year you get to sell me off.
07:15There, there.
07:16We believe in you, Akane, okay?
07:19Oh, Rama, I knew you'd join the race.
07:22Yeah, you know, just for fun.
07:24Shampoo!
07:26Great, Grandma!
07:28Listen up.
07:29This race is the perfect opportunity to win Broom Boy's heart forever.
07:33I thought so, too.
07:35We shall both show him all of the intricacies of the Cat Cafe's delivery techniques.
07:41Huh?
07:42Old Hag?
07:46Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for your patience.
07:49In just a few moments, the annual Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race will begin
07:53with live commentary brought to you by your very own Ichiro from the Furinkan High School
07:58Radio Club.
07:59In this race, the winner is the first person to successfully deliver their food to the house
08:03selected by lottery.
08:05There are no rules.
08:06Interference is allowed and deliveries can be made by any means necessary.
08:09However, the food must be delivered in a state worthy for enjoyment.
08:14Okay, now then, let me dive right into the introduction of this year's key participants.
08:20First, we have Tsuyoko Sarashina, a traditional delivery girl from the Soba restaurant, Choujua.
08:25Maruro Koguruma, a fearless wild racer from the pizza restaurant, Buono.
08:29Ranma Saochame, a giant rookie, making her debut from the ramen restaurant, Daikenki.
08:33You all know our reigning champion, the Empress of Martial Arts Delivery, Akane Tendo, this
08:39year representing the Unagi restaurant, Kabayoshi.
08:41And lastly, our dark horse, we have Shampoo, the Chinese national of unknown potential from
08:46the restaurant, Cat Cafe.
08:47Oh, so cute!
08:49With such a strong field of competition, it's likely everyone will have to fight harder than
08:53ever for final victory!
08:55Now, please draw for the destination house!
08:58The Arise-style rotating lottery machine begins to turn, and there it is!
09:02The destination house has now been randomly selected!
09:05Please, direct your attention this way, because this lucky house will be the final destination
09:10for our beautiful delivery girls!
09:13The race is about to begin!
09:21Here we go!
09:22The Anything Goes Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race has officially begun!
09:26Hey, Ranma, wanna make a bet?
09:29Hmm?
09:29If I win, then you go on a date with me!
09:32A date?
09:33This race is a one-on-one battle between us anyway!
09:38Looks like you forgot about someone!
09:41This race is mine!
09:43There aren't any rules in this race, right?
09:45So it shouldn't be a problem if I do this!
09:47Huh?
09:48Huh?
09:48Oh, no!
09:53The carrying box is a complete mess inside!
09:55Participant Tsuyu-ka Sarashina from Chojuwon has been disqualified!
09:59Huh, not too bad!
10:01Well, how did you do that?
10:02It's a secret technique!
10:03Carrying box flip-over!
10:05Huh?
10:05When it comes to a delivery race, even Groom Boy is no match for shampoo!
10:10Ah!
10:10Ah!
10:11Think so, huh?
10:13Okay, this'll be fun, then!
10:15If I win, we'll go on a date, okay?
10:17Yeah, I'll go on a date or whatever you want!
10:20Ranma!
10:21You have to fight me!
10:28Hey!
10:29Ah!
10:29Ah!
10:30Away Ranma!
10:31You have to fight me!
10:32He gets baited so easily!
10:34Akane Tendo, pigtail girl, which one will be the first to jump into my arms?
10:48Then I'll have to let one go.
10:50Still, I must accept whoever wins.
10:53Forgive me.
10:54Forgive me.
10:59Congratulations, sir.
11:00Your house has been selected as the goal for the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race.
11:05Fool! Who said I'd go out with you, you bastard?
11:13Grandma, you really don't want to go on a date with me, do you?
11:16Aw, what's the matter?
11:18If you want to go on a date so badly, just flip my bowl over.
11:27Sike! Gotcha.
11:30I see now.
11:37You really don't want to go on a date with me, huh?
11:40Well...
11:41Uh...
11:42Hey! Don't be silly!
11:46There's no need to cry about it!
11:50Oof.
11:51Oof.
11:58It's a killer hunt!
12:01Please get it off!
12:02Are you sane again?
12:16Oh! The ramen!
12:18Oh no!
12:19I can still make it!
12:21Huh?
12:22That's not fair!
12:24Really? Even though I saved you?
12:28Got it!
12:33I'm not gonna lose!
12:37Thank you for waiting!
12:38Hold her up!
12:41Oh my goodness! I can't believe my eyes!
12:44Who would have thought we could have a three-way tie?
12:46Uh, why is Kuno a part of this, exactly?
12:49Beats me.
12:49Now, the Miss Martial Arts Delivery Race is coming down to the wire!
12:57Since the final three contestants finished at the same time, we'll hold a tie-breaker match to determine the winner!
13:03Akonitendo, pigtailed girl, I knew the two of you would come, but what I didn't know is...
13:10...is how deeply in love you both were with the...
13:12Hey, pugs! Keep dreaming!
13:16There is one rule for the tie-breaker match!
13:18In order to find the winner, the man you just sent flying must finish one of these three meals first!
13:23What? Oh crap!
13:24Now, let the final race begin!
13:27I will be the winner.
13:29You want to go out with me too?
13:31Not so fast!
13:33You're gonna eat my ramen and you're gonna like it!
13:35I decided, I'll go out with you!
13:37I'm not asking you to go out with me!
13:39I'm not asking you to go out with me!
13:40Alright!
13:41Here I go!
13:44Over here, Kuno Onagi!
13:45Yes, ma'am!
13:46I won't let you!
13:52I will win and get my date!
13:55You can't stop me!
13:57Masha's Delivery Special Attack!
13:59Choumen Strike!
14:00What the?
14:01Yaki Sama Noodles are flying everywhere!
14:03Unbelievable!
14:04What's going on?
14:05They're the Cat Cafe's extra-firm signature noodles!
14:09Once they wrap around your face, they're impossible to loosen no matter how hard you pull!
14:13If you don't want to suffocate!
14:21Figtail Girl, you... you took the hit for me?
14:24I'll gobble up these noodles at once!
14:27I'll save you if it's the last thing I do!
14:33Whoa...
14:34Ranma!
14:35What are you doing?
14:36Eat the noodles!
14:39That's my Ranma.
14:40Never gives up.
14:43What's that?
14:44What's that?
14:53Where are we?
14:59The Kuno Family Basement Dojo.
15:02Your love for me is too much to bear.
15:04It'll be a strain on who I choose.
15:07Now that we're here, there's only one option.
15:09We'll try to live here together in peace!
15:14You're wide open!
15:25Ranma!
15:26Catch it!
15:28I guess I don't have a choice, do I?
15:30Meow!
15:47No more, Unagi.
15:48Looks like you're out, Akane.
15:50How... how dare you!
15:56That's right! Tuck in your tail and go home!
16:00Huh?
16:03Huh?
16:07Hey...
16:09Akane...
16:11Shampoo...
16:14Have fun in the catch!
16:17Whoa! What are you doing?
16:19Hand me the water, Kuno!
16:21Anything for you.
16:29Huh?
16:31Ah!
16:33I'm so happy!
16:34Ranma, I knew you'd always be as hard to protect me.
16:37Ranma, you idiot!
16:39Why are you sticking up for shampoo?
16:41Why? You know why!
16:43It seems a love triangle situation is unfolding before our eyes!
16:47This is certainly a strange turn of events!
16:51Let's run all so we're far away together and have our date.
16:54Oh, give me a break!
16:55What the hell do you think you're doing?
16:56You jerk!
16:57Why'd you take shampoo aside?
16:58Somebody's upsetting I don't.
17:00Hey, hey!
17:01Ladies, please!
17:02You must stop all this fighting over me!
17:03Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:04Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:05Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:06Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:07Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:11Aiken!
17:13Who the hell would ever fight over you, huh?
17:17Aiken!
17:18Oh, he's a dragon!
17:19Ah!
17:21Ha-ha!
17:23Ah!
17:24Can't!
17:25Oh, he's a dragon!
17:26Ah-ha-ha-ha!
17:27Oh!
17:28Ah.
17:29Ah!
17:30Ah!
17:31Ah!
17:32Ah!
17:34Ah-ha-ha!
17:36Ah-ha-ha!
17:37Ah-ha-ha!
17:38Ah-ha-ha-ha!
17:39I can't believe this!
17:53Hey, wait, wait!
17:55Hold on!
17:57Here, just put this on.
18:01If I do, can we go on the date set?
18:03Give it up!
18:05Run myself to me!
18:10How dare you openly enjoy such an indecent act in my house?
18:15Divine punishment!
18:20Hey, Kuno.
18:22Here.
18:26Akane Tendo, I'm forever in your death.
18:29Take this, you shameless bastard!
18:32Shut up!
18:34This wouldn't have happened in the first place if you had just shut up and ate the ramen!
18:39Stop distracting me!
18:41You don't get to tell Tatewaki Kuno what food he has to put in his mouth!
18:46So he doesn't realize that this is the same ramen?
18:50What an offensive suggestion.
18:52That I would eat unacceptable soggy ramen!
18:55Da da da da da da da da da da da da da!
18:57Special delivery strike!
18:59Huh?
19:00Into puppet grip!
19:02This could all be over if you eat the ramen.
19:05Huh?
19:06Don't you realize yet, you fool?
19:09Even if you take away the freedom of my arms, you can never make me eat that unless you open my mouth as well!
19:16Hahaha..
19:18Uh, you realise your mouth is wide open?
19:20Don't you?
19:21Did you see that?
19:22The Rome has now just entered Kuno's mouth
19:24To be chewed and swallowed
19:26But, the winner is!
19:29Disgusting
19:30Woah, nevermind!
19:31He's not eating!
19:32This doesn't count!
19:33We can't consider this!
19:40What?
19:43What's happening?
19:46Ah, what's going on?
19:56What? Hot water column!
20:16Huh? Oh, pigtailed girl, there you are.
20:24Just who I wanted to see!
20:27Wow! Participant Grandmasautime has appeared out of the cold water column!
20:31Not only that, but I still see a little ramen remaining in her bowl!
20:34Oh, but this, this...
20:37If she can't make him eat this, it will not qualify as a win.
20:43Um, order up?
20:46Uh, thank you for the meal.
20:52He's eating it.
20:55Whoa! And with that, the log battle has finally reached the conclusion!
21:00And now I will announce the winner of this year's This Martial Arts Delivery Race!
21:05Uranmasautime from Ramen Day Cake!
21:08Heck yeah!
21:10So tell us, Kuno, how did the ramen taste?
21:16So good. The greatest seasoning is her love.
21:20Congratulations on your victory!
21:22What led you to this win?
21:24Like he said, must be love.
21:27What led you to this?
21:28What led you to this?
21:29What led you to this?
21:30Oh, you're the only one thousand半.
21:31This is the end of the video.
22:01Oh
22:31See you next time.
23:01See you next time.
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