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00:00This is Akane of the Tendo Dojo.
00:18And this is Ranma of the Saotome School of Anything Goes Martial Arts.
00:23They were joined in an arranged marriage by their parents.
00:27However, Ranma has a unique problem.
00:33Every time he gets splashed with cold water, he turns into a girl.
00:39This one's weird.
00:57This one's weird.
01:11I don't know what it is.
01:15I don't know if I can't.
01:19I'm leaving or I'm leaving.
01:22I'll wait for you.
01:25I don't know what it is.
01:29I don't know what it is.
01:35But I don't know what it is.
01:40I'll be back.
02:10To be continued...
02:40Hey, old hag! I'm getting that phoenix pill today, whether you like it or not!
02:58They're at the beach for the summer?
03:03Oh, right, I see. That's pretty unfortunate.
03:06It's more than unfortunate!
03:08Without that phoenix pill, I'll spend all summer as a girl.
03:12This sucks big time.
03:13Oh, yeah, I guess you would.
03:15It must be nice spending the summer at the beach.
03:17We haven't spent any time at the beach in years.
03:22That's it! Your father's going to take you all!
03:24We shall all enjoy a day at the beach together!
03:32No way! For real?
03:34Are you serious?
03:35There's no need to thank me.
03:37Just looking at your grateful smiles alone is enough to fill me with...
03:41This swimsuit's cute, don't you think?
03:43Oh, yes, it is. We should go and buy it now.
03:46And this one would look perfect on you.
03:48Don't you think it's a bit too...
03:50It would be great if you could get the phoenix pill this time, don't you think, Ranma?
03:57Oh, yeah. That's all part of my plan, after all.
04:03Once I find that old lady, I'm going to beat her into an old wrinkled pulp!
04:07Hey, old hag! Get back here!
04:13Oh, it's Groom Boy.
04:16Stop running away from me and give me that pill right now!
04:24I've got a better idea.
04:26Why don't you take part in that, same boy?
04:29Everybody gather round for this once-in-a-lifetime event!
04:33It's the martial arts watermelon splitting race!
04:37What do we do?
04:38That's pretty straightforward.
04:40Contestants race while attacking each other's watermelons.
04:43The first one to reach the finish line with their watermelon still attacked wins.
04:47That's a dumb kid's game.
04:49But wait! You're missing the best part!
04:51The winner of this competition will receive a magnificent prize.
04:54Huh?
04:55A prize that everyone will want to win.
04:59A passionate kiss from Cat Cafe's very own beautiful employee, Miss Shampoo!
05:07Time to win!
05:09I'm playing!
05:10I'm playing!
05:11Idiots! There's no way I'd take part in something like that!
05:13Are you sure about that?
05:15Huh?
05:17What? The pill!
05:19Agh!
05:24If you really want this, then you'd better win it.
05:27I think that sounds quite fair.
05:30Oh, it's on.
05:31You're going to regret this.
05:43I wonder where Ranma went off to this time.
05:47We should sign up for the race.
05:49I heard people say that the prize is a kiss from a beautiful girl.
05:55Ranma, are you really going to enter the race just doing a kiss from me?
05:59I'm so happy!
06:01No! Get off!
06:03You've got the wrong thing!
06:10Alright, everyone! On your marks!
06:13Get set!
06:16Ranma's out! Tomato's off to a strong start!
06:18Get out of my way!
06:21I'm going to make sure...
06:24that Phoenix pill is mine!
06:26I knew you'd try and stop me somehow!
06:37Did you misunderstand?
06:39I'm just reliving the good old days when I used to play on the beach, that's all!
06:43That's all!
06:45Oh yeah, and how many centuries ago was that?
06:51You're such an ungrateful brat!
06:53Despite the fact that you're already engaged to Akane,
06:56you're also trying to win this game so you can get a kiss from Jampuu!
07:00No, you're wrong!
07:01Cut it out, Dad!
07:03So what if Ranma wants to kiss Jampuu?
07:05I really couldn't care less, honestly!
07:10She sure isn't acting like someone who doesn't care that much!
07:13You've got this! Do your best!
07:16Only a few competitors remain!
07:19Ranma Shoutame, a middle-aged man, and a panda!
07:22Also a creepy mummy!
07:24Who are you calling a creepy mummy?
07:27But wait! There's one more competitor!
07:30It's the short-haired beauty, Akane Tenzo!
07:33She's taking the lead!
07:38No one may pass except Ranma!
07:40Oh wow! In a surprising twist!
07:42Shampuu has entered the game!
07:45Oh really?
07:47Take this!
07:57Girls shouldn't be playing with swords, it's too dangerous!
08:02I think it's time we all find out what you really want!
08:05Huh?
08:07Akane or Shampuu, make a decision and kiss the girl you like!
08:12Wow! Another unexpected twist!
08:14This race really has everything!
08:16Which girl will be the one to receive the kiss?
08:19We can't wait to find out!
08:21If you don't choose me, then you won't get the phoenix pill!
08:25Are you fine with spending the rest of your life as a woman?
08:27So? So? So? So? So? So?
08:35So?
08:40Whoa!
08:42Ranma, wait!
08:44The people are watching!
08:47You're so stupid, we can't!
08:49Get your mind out of the gutter, you old geezer!
08:53It was just a joke!
08:55Die already!
08:57Blamey!
09:00Perfect! I'll land at the finish line!
09:03I don't think so!
09:04No!
09:10So, a kiss from Shampuu isn't a good enough prize?
09:12Is that what you're telling me?
09:14Huh?
09:16How about I agree to let you pass me and win the race?
09:18As long as you agree to marry Shampuu!
09:20I'm only in this dumb race so I can get the phoenix pill!
09:23I'll get past you one way or another!
09:24One way or another!
09:33A duel has started right at the finish line!
09:36It's impossible to know who will win!
09:49No you don't!
09:55It's a draw!
09:56They both beat each other!
09:58So they're both out of the game!
09:59Oh no!
10:01But wait!
10:02It looks like neither competitor will stop fighting!
10:05You actually broke my watermelon!
10:07Just how on earth did you become that good?
10:10Because of you and all the training you've been putting me through!
10:13To thank you from the bottom of my heart!
10:15What?
10:19What's wrong, Granny?
10:20Looks like you're slowing down!
10:21Old age has finally caught up with you!
10:25Aww!
10:27Something's wrong!
10:29There's no way that old lady could be beaten so easily!
10:32Listen up, old hag!
10:34If I win this, you have to promise to give me the phoenix pill!
10:38No tricks!
10:40I...I suppose so!
10:42But if I win, then you must promise me that you'll become Shampuu's groom!
10:47Do we have a deal?
10:49Sure!
10:50I'll be her groom-boy or whatever you want!
10:53I'm sorry!
10:55Ranma!
10:57Then remember this!
10:59A deal's a deal!
11:05What's with that old Granny?
11:07She's suddenly super strong, dude!
11:09So she was only pretending to be beaten to trick Ranma!
11:12Oh, she's so wise!
11:14How could you get so easily deceived and make a marriage promise like that?
11:18Ranma, you're stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid!
11:22All right, enough!
11:24I think your point was made.
11:26I just have to win, right?
11:28So I will!
11:29You'll need at least a hundred years of training to beat me!
11:35What the heck?!
11:37You cheating, sand-throwing old hag!
11:40Which one are you talking to?
11:47Seeing as we're all at the ocean, allow me to show you a few water tricks.
11:51It's a water spout!
12:05What's more incredible is what's happening inside of it!
12:16Ranma!
12:17Wait till you see my next trick.
12:27Not good.
12:29She's put Ranma into a headlock, it's over.
12:31Ranma! It's no use, just give up!
12:33Ranma!
12:35If you lose this fight, I'll kill you!
12:37I don't believe it! That old lady is standing on the ocean! What's going on?!
12:50That's not possible!
12:52I'm not surprised, considering it's her.
12:54Because real masters of the arts like her, they make it look like they're standing on water, but they're actually balancing on nothing but a twig.
13:00Is that a shark?
13:01Is that a shark?
13:03No!
13:04No!
13:06No!
13:08No!
13:10No!
13:12No!
13:14No!
13:16No!
13:18No!
13:20No!
13:22No!
13:23No!
13:24No!
13:25No!
13:43No!
13:45What? Now there's a shark involved! A shark!
13:59No, wait! It's made of water!
14:06And one more! Take this!
14:09No! He'll get killed at this rate!
14:17Stop it! No!
14:24Don't worry. I'm going to save you.
14:30Wonderful! I didn't know Akane learned how to swim.
14:33She didn't. As far as I remember, she's like an anchor.
14:39Oh my, that poor girl has gotten in the way. I'm sorry, dear, but I need to finish this.
15:02Let's dive!
15:15You bitch!
15:17With Akane weighing him down, this is surely game over!
15:21He's already lost.
15:24Shark fist!
15:25Incoming!
15:36Ramma, I think you should give up already.
15:39There's no way you can beat her.
15:42She's right!
15:43You should admit defeat now and prepare yourself to be Shampoo's groom!
15:47Hang on!
15:55I can win with your help, Shampoo!
15:58You'll help me win, right? Right? Right?
16:03Ramma, are you really saying you need me?
16:06I can't do this without you.
16:10Ramma!
16:11Are you serious? Are you saying I just get in your way?
16:14Oh, yeah, definitely.
16:18Shampoo.
16:20Just don't let go no matter what.
16:22I would never.
16:24You didn't need to hit him so hard that his face turned red, did you?
16:29Get ready, because we're coming after you!
16:33Bringing her makes no difference.
16:36I'm still not going to go easy on you.
16:38Bring it on, you old hag!
16:40Okay, so what?
16:43I may sink like an anchor in water, but Shampoo is even worse!
16:46She turns into a...
16:49No way! Ramma's going to use the cat fist!
16:55The cat fist?
16:56That sounds adorable.
16:58An invincible fist that only works when he turns into a cat!
17:02There's a chance that he might still be able to win this thing!
17:05So which part of it is invincible?
17:16It's a cat!
17:20Hurry up and turn into a cat already!
17:22You're embarrassing us!
17:23It's a cat in my face!
17:26Akane, why?
17:27You know Ramma's afraid of cats!
17:29What's wrong with you?
17:30Oh, is he actually planning to use...
17:44Sharkfish!
17:51Sharkfish!
17:53Sharkfish!
17:55Sharkfish!
17:57Sharkfish!
17:58Sharkfish!
17:59Sharkfish!
18:00No way!
18:01The water is torn apart in the air like tiny wood shavings!
18:30What just happened out there?
18:33Ranma...
18:38Huh?
18:39Ahh!
18:58Ranma! That's enough!
19:04Don't! She's dangerous!
19:09Meow!
19:18That's a good kitty.
19:20She... she's having a catnap.
19:23Well, Ranma, what a terrifying attack you have.
19:29Oh, it's okay.
19:32I never expected Groom Boy to be an actual user of CatFist.
19:36You know, it's been over 50 years since an opponent has given me this much trouble.
19:43No more! This ends now!
19:46Here.
19:48Huh? The phoenix pill?
19:54A prize for fighting well.
19:56We'll meet again!
19:58Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:01Hmph!
20:05Yow!
20:06And that's okay!
20:07And that's okay.
20:08It's okay.
20:10It's okay.
20:15Akane.
20:17Um...
20:19Jumping in despite not knowing how to swim was too...
20:22Was brave.
20:24Was unnecessary.
20:25That's not right.
20:26I... what I really mean to say is thank you.
20:33I've got to figure out what to say.
20:35But I have to make sure I get it right.
20:40Thank you very much!
20:45You're very so good!
20:47I would do anything to help my fiancée.
20:50Why are you here?
21:02He got a nosebleed and fainted.
21:05Maybe you should stop getting into the men's bath for a while.
21:09Come on, Ranma. Stop laying in another girl's lap and say thank you to Akane.
21:14It's all right. After all, I wasn't any help at all in the end.
21:24Next time, Groom Boy, I haven't given up on you yet.
21:27Hehehehe.
21:29Hehehehe.
21:30Hehehehe.
21:31Hehehehe.
21:32EFWOOガイ
21:42Half-4-5じゃないの二分の 1
21:43ケンカするほど仲良いって本当
21:45足しても2人はうちにならないrelation
21:49割り切れないもんが赤羽神体育
21:51誤 Soy nasıl cに otsumeが足りない
21:53負けず嫌いは1倍,2倍,つまり割る二分の1
21:56Happy and so happy
21:59背中合わせどうして?
22:02Baby
22:03慣れ慣れし繋いで
22:05みんなの前で
22:07勘違いされたくないって
22:13ないないないないないないない
22:15I don't love,書き違え
22:18手気も左手気も
22:21逆に描いて
22:23逆さなアートまでぶん
22:25さっそくマークーティー
22:27いつか知るんだって
22:28教えてあげないよ
22:30電線引き違え
22:33優しさにもいじわれて
22:36返しちゃう
22:37こんな難しい年が
22:39ごめんねえは
22:40月のスペシャルルージン
22:41さあまた描いて
22:43隙間で靴飛ばそう
22:48飛ばそう
22:52難しい年が
22:546万年は
22:55次のスペシャルルージン
22:56さあまた描いて
22:58隙間で靴飛ばそう
23:22渡すべて
23:24駅の中で
23:26それにも
23:27明るいに
23:29自分の日
23:31が
23:32逆に
23:34何か
23:36何か
23:38難しい
23:39隙間で
23:40何か
23:42何か
23:44何か
23:46何か
23:48仙が
23:49You
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