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00:00Thank you very much.
00:30Good evening, and welcome to QI, where tonight we'll be struck by wave after wave of, well, waves.
00:39Making waves, it's Phil Wang.
00:44Surfing the waves, it's Sarah Pascoe.
00:50Ruling the waves, it's Tom Allen.
00:54And already waving a white flag, it's Allen Davis.
01:00Let's wave hello to our guests.
01:06Phil goes.
01:09Ooh, Sarah goes.
01:15Tom goes.
01:16And Allen goes.
01:22Bye, bye, baby, don't say goodbye.
01:26Bye, baby, baby, bye, bye.
01:29Right, let's dive right in with question one.
01:32What is 4.8 inches long, begins with W, and is guaranteed to invigorate a frigid hamster?
01:40Phil Wang.
01:41Phil Wang.
01:43Phil Wang.
01:44APPLAUSE
01:45We're off and running.
01:47The experiments have proved very successful.
01:49What were you going to say, Phil?
01:50A warm hamster, perhaps?
01:51Oh.
01:52Oh.
01:53Heated up, well.
01:54Yeah, mine just gently microwaved.
01:57Can I just say that out of nowhere, that is exactly the right answer.
02:00Oh!
02:01Oh!
02:02I thought we were going to rip into you because 4.8 inches is too big for a hamster.
02:07Is this a monster hamster?
02:08OK, so I didn't necessarily say that the hamster was 4.8 inches, did I?
02:09I said, what is 4.8 inches long, begins with a W, and is guaranteed to invigorate a frigid
02:10hamster.
02:11Wheel.
02:12No, there was the microwave.
02:13You got the right answer, and I said, what is 4.8 inches long, begins with a W, and is
02:17guaranteed to invigorate a frigid hamster.
02:18Wheel.
02:19No, there was the microwave.
02:20You got the right answer.
02:21You got the right answer.
02:22And out of nowhere, that is exactly the right answer.
02:23Oh!
02:24I thought we were all going to rip into you because 4.8 inches is too big for a hamster.
02:25Is this a monster hamster?
02:26OK, so I didn't necessarily say that the hamster was 4.8 inches, did I?
02:31I said, what is 4.8 inches long, begins with a W, and is guaranteed to invigorate a frigid
02:36hamster.
02:37Wheel.
02:38Microwave.
02:39You got the right answer, and now I'm having to tell you what it was.
02:42But microwave doesn't start with W.
02:45Well, it is the waves that start with W.
02:48Oh.
02:49It's going to be a long night, isn't it?
02:51It's like steam, it's waves.
02:54The very first domestic-sized microwave oven was invented to bring half-dead hamsters back
03:01to life.
03:02Oh!
03:03I know.
03:04So, quick primer on how microwaves work.
03:05Anybody know how they work?
03:06Do they heat things up from the inside out?
03:09So, they have electromagnetic waves, and by definition, the wavelength can be anywhere from a millimetre
03:14to a metre, but they fire a wavelength of 4.8 inches, which is the thing that I asked about.
03:20And that is just the right size for the energy to be absorbed by the food, or in this case, by the hamster.
03:26So, the energy in them is transferred to the food and it heats it up.
03:30Don't try this at home.
03:31Yeah, I was about to say.
03:32Yeah.
03:33Yeah.
03:34No, no, it's a very bad idea.
03:35Because that wouldn't work.
03:36It'd hurt them.
03:37Yeah.
03:38They'd be dead.
03:39Is it the frequency of microwaves that make the water molecules shake and that's what heat is?
03:42Yes, you're absolutely right, darling.
03:44It was really in-depth there, Phil.
03:45Yeah.
03:46I thought I was just coming here to mess around.
03:48Yeah.
03:49But you knew about the frequency of water molecules.
03:52I can't believe you've advised for the test.
03:56So, 1950s, there was a British scientist called James Lovelock and he was working on a project to freeze and then reanimate cell tissue, OK?
04:06Now, you can see that that could serve all sorts of useful medical purposes.
04:10So, preserved tissues for transplant would be a good example.
04:13So, I don't think you'd be allowed to do this now.
04:16They gave hamsters an hour-long ice bath of minus five degrees Celsius.
04:22Yeah, it was not good.
04:23The heart stopped beating.
04:24They stopped breathing.
04:25And what you said, a lot of the water in their body froze to ice.
04:29So, they've got these frozen hamsters and I like this.
04:32They experimented with various ways of reviving them.
04:35They tried thawing them out with intense beams of light.
04:37And this is all I've got on this.
04:39Hot spatulas.
04:43I think it explains itself, really.
04:45Hot spatulas?
04:46Really?
04:47Yeah, weirdly, it didn't work.
04:48And some of them...
04:49Hot spatulas sounds like a seedy late-night show, doesn't it?
04:51Yeah.
04:52Yeah.
04:53Like, cooking-based.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Welcome to hot spatulas!
04:57Anyway, it won't surprise you to learn that some of these poor hamsters then got severe burns.
05:02Then Lovelock decided that he would try firing microwaves at them.
05:06Now, at...
05:07I mean, what on earth is going through his mind at that point?
05:09Yeah, I don't know.
05:10I don't know.
05:11He's frozen them.
05:12He's tried to heat them up with hot spatulas.
05:14Yeah.
05:15And now he's going, do you know what?
05:16Let's just ding them in the microwave.
05:18But it does mean that he had only stuff from the kitchen.
05:21So he was like, freezer, cutlery drawer, microwave.
05:26Oh, thank goodness he didn't have an air fryer.
05:29Yeah.
05:30That was next.
05:31LAUGHTER
05:32You have to understand there were no domestic microwaves at this time.
05:36The only microwaves were owned by the government who'd used them for various purposes like radar and stuff.
05:41Anyway, he fired microwaves at the hamster, which was frozen, and after a few seconds, it got up and started wandering around.
05:50Anyway, he never used it for cooking, Lovelock.
05:52He just stuck to the hamster thing.
05:54You'd think he'd be quite...
05:55He'd be exhausted at the end of the day.
05:56It would have been really handy for him to have a microwave meal.
05:59LAUGHTER
06:00The person who thought of actually building a similar thing specifically to cook food was an American physicist called Percy Spencer during World War II.
06:09But the one he made weighed over 340 kilograms and was six foot tall.
06:13So, possibly not the one for your kitchen, I would say.
06:17Also, it was designed so, like, organ transplants and things could be...
06:21Imagine waiting there on the trolley, about to have it done.
06:24Yeah.
06:25And then you hear, ping!
06:26LAUGHTER
06:27And you're, it's ready!
06:29LAUGHTER
06:30What would be worse is if they said, do you mind if we try some hot spatulas first?
06:34LAUGHTER
06:35You're convinced these hot spatulas must be good for something.
06:38It must be.
06:39It must be a few people who've had heart transplants and it's still a little bit cold in the middle.
06:43LAUGHTER
06:44Take it out and stir it halfway.
06:47LAUGHTER
06:49Now, on to crime waves.
06:51Imagine you are a full-time wig thief.
06:55What would be your technique?
06:57Oh, I've failed so many times.
06:59LAUGHTER
07:02It's harder than it looks.
07:03What worries me about this question is the full-time aspect of it.
07:06Yes.
07:07So you'd have to make a lot of money.
07:09What's a time in history when you might have made a lot of money from...
07:12Georgian times?
07:13Yes.
07:14So where are we? We're in the...
07:15In your face, Phil.
07:16LAUGHTER
07:17Why am I the enemy?
07:19Because we're doing history now and we're all playing for ourselves.
07:22LAUGHTER
07:24It's humanities.
07:25No.
07:26Oh, no, the...
07:27Bring it back to maths. Bring it back to maths, please.
07:28LAUGHTER
07:29So, 18th century, there's a wave of wig thefts, right?
07:34Because they're worth stealing, right?
07:36Every day, powdered wigs.
07:38Nothing special.
07:39Cost the equivalent of 100 quid today.
07:41But there were some that were so elaborate that they would be 5,000 pounds in today's money.
07:45And that's where we get the expression big wig from. He's a bit of a big wig.
07:48So what would your technique be, do you think?
07:51First, I would get a monkey for some reason.
07:53LAUGHTER
07:55Yes, that is one way of doing it.
07:57They often train small children and animals to steal them.
08:00So you might get, for example, a child in a basket carried on somebody's shoulder,
08:06be just the right height to whip the wig off,
08:08and then the wig-snatching team would run in opposite directions.
08:11Wig-snatching team.
08:12I know.
08:13I would be more subtle.
08:14So first thing, I might not want the person whose wig I'm stealing to know,
08:17so I'd want to swap it for something of the same weight really, really quickly.
08:21Like Indiana Jones, just the...
08:23Yeah, yeah.
08:24The sack on the head, yeah.
08:25Or I would pretend I was a wig inspector and say,
08:28you've contravened some rules for wigs.
08:33Wig rules.
08:34Or say, I think you've got fleas, can I get rid of them for you?
08:37And then I've got it, haven't I?
08:39Or what about if you put velcro on the inside of a tunnel or a bridge and...
08:44LAUGHTER
08:46As people walked through, they'd be like, lovely, going through here,
08:49going through here, suddenly in the light...
08:51Yeah.
08:52It's gone.
08:53Where is it?
08:54It's stuck in the tunnel, but by that point it's too...
08:55Yeah, you've closed the tunnel.
08:56You've closed the tunnel.
08:57Yeah.
08:58You've only got to wait 200 years for somebody to invent velcro in your office.
09:01LAUGHTER
09:02I like the people who go through the tunnel going through here, going through here.
09:05LAUGHTER
09:06Yes, that's what I do in tunnels.
09:07I would run up and say, your wig's on fire, it's on fire, it's on fire!
09:10Give it!
09:11And then I'd grab it...
09:12Yeah.
09:13LAUGHTER
09:14Imagine being...
09:15Imagine how undignified it would be like, don't you dare...
09:17You give me my wig back, I know what you're doing.
09:19You're trying to steal my wig.
09:21LAUGHTER
09:22Going through here, going through here!
09:24Stop that man!
09:25He's got my wig!
09:26So, jostling somebody was one way of doing it.
09:28You get two boys and a dog, for example, one boy jostles a bewigged man,
09:31the other grabs the hairpiece, tosses it to the dog
09:33and they all go off in different directions.
09:35So, you might see a dog running past with a wig on?
09:37LAUGHTER
09:39Why do you think wigs were so popular?
09:41People had terrible heads.
09:43LAUGHTER
09:44Because there was no conditioner back then, so everyone's hair looked terrible.
09:48A bit of licey, Gabby.
09:50A lot of it's to do with syphilis. Syphilis was rampant.
09:53Oh, yeah.
09:54It caused men to lose their hair.
09:56What?
09:57LAUGHTER
10:03I don't know what you mean.
10:05LAUGHTER
10:06Wig crime, why did it stop?
10:08Wigs went out of fashion.
10:10Correct.
10:11Two points.
10:12LAUGHTER
10:13So, there was a supposed wave of detergent theft.
10:15In the United States, in 2015, there was supposed to be a great wave
10:18and people were stealing and they had to lock it to the shelves.
10:21Was that because of drugs?
10:22Well, so, there was one police officer who said he had seen people
10:25buy drugs in exchange for, sort of, six bottles of detergent.
10:29Like the Daz Doorstep Challenge, isn't it?
10:31LAUGHTER
10:34Would you consider swapping your usual heroin for six bottles?
10:39LAUGHTER
10:41I imagine that's always been popular.
10:44I mean, it's something everybody needs, it's untraceable,
10:47it's easy to steal.
10:48You can get rid of all the evidence.
10:50Yes.
10:51LAUGHTER
10:52I was in the supermarket the other week and the bottles of olive oil
10:56were in Perspex cases, lockboxes.
10:59Wow.
11:00On the shelf, because they were £10 each.
11:03That's the state we're at.
11:05I always thought, like, the price of...
11:06When people talk about the price of oil going up,
11:08I didn't know they meant extra virgin.
11:10LAUGHTER
11:11Oiling yourself up for a hot spatula is more expensive than anything.
11:14LAUGHTER
11:15Well, you'd want to be oiled up if you had a hot spatula.
11:17You would.
11:18LAUGHTER
11:24In 18th century London, it was easier for crime to pay.
11:28Oh!
11:29I like that, it kind of slid off the edge of the...
11:35Just that noise.
11:36LAUGHTER
11:37Now, what wouldn't you want to find in a hairdresser's pocket?
11:40Uh, my husband's phone number?
11:43LAUGHTER
11:45I'm not saying they're all hussies.
11:47No.
11:48Some of them are, statistically.
11:50LAUGHTER
11:52More hair that they stick back on when you're not looking,
11:55cos then you've got to come back.
11:56It's, weirdly, what happens is you go off on a tangent
11:59and get quite close to the real answer.
12:01Oh!
12:02OK.
12:03The whole show is about waves.
12:04What were waves, early waves in the hair?
12:06Perms.
12:07Perms, absolutely right.
12:08Early perms, short for permanent wave.
12:10And they were sometimes called pocket perms by hairstylists
12:13because it was such rough chemicals that what would happen
12:17is that large chunks of hair would break off
12:20and the stylist, instead of telling you that...
12:23LAUGHTER
12:24People would grab it and not want you to know
12:26and stick it in their pocket, so you wouldn't...
12:27Yeah, and you were sticking up from earlier.
12:29LAUGHTER
12:30Have you ever had a perm? Have you had a perm?
12:33I wanted a perm, Mum wouldn't let me.
12:35Why?
12:36Cos she's a bitch.
12:38LAUGHTER
12:39APPLAUSE
12:40You'd be a very good therapist, Sandy.
12:42Just write to the heart people in one question.
12:44LAUGHTER
12:45LAUGHTER
12:46LAUGHTER
12:47My mum's...
12:48I'm under such strict instructions to never mention her
12:51in any of my comedy.
12:52Right?
12:53And I'm trying so hard and I can't believe that slipped out.
12:55LAUGHTER
12:56I can't believe that slipped out.
12:57But she'll never know.
12:58She does watch QI and she's a really lovely woman.
12:59What's her name?
13:00Gail.
13:01Gail.
13:02Gail.
13:03Can I just say, we'd like to dedicate this whole show to you.
13:05LAUGHTER
13:06And we're sending Sarah home with a perm.
13:08LAUGHTER
13:09APPLAUSE
13:10So the very first perm machine was invented by a hairdresser called Charles Nessler.
13:12And we're sending Sarah home with a perm.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:14APPLAUSE
13:15So the very first perm machine was invented by a hairdresser called Charles Nessler.
13:17in 1909 in Paris.
13:18LAUGHTER
13:19And we're sending Sarah home with a perm.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21And we're sending Sarah home with a perm.
13:26APPLAUSE
13:27So the very first perm machine was invented by a hairdresser called Charles Nessler.
13:32In 1909 in Paris.
13:34LAUGHTER
13:35That's a milking machine.
13:37LAUGHTER
13:38The thing is, he didn't really bother about health and safety.
13:41His wife was his very first volunteer and he burnt all her hair off.
13:46hair off and yep scalded and blistered her scalp several times he basically applied an alkali
14:02substance to his client's hair so he started with cow's urine later moved to borax that is
14:09the chemical we use today in laundry detergent and for rat poison um and then he wrapped hair
14:15around heavy rollers which were 100 degrees centigrade but each one of those rollers weighed
14:20a kilo and so he had to have that contraption the counterweights to try and take the strain
14:24off the head and they had to sit like that for six hours it's impressive she won miss america
14:30without on her head now can you recommend a reliable way of having a brain wave i always find just as i'm
14:41about to go to sleep the most relaxed i could be while still conscious that's when i'll think
14:46of business people say that they call it the shower principle instead of being in water
14:50okay that's that's big so between you you've had an idea which is exciting
14:55so water and being on the edge the precipice of something sitting on the edge of a bath
15:00that's how they came up with the idea for the towel
15:09there's a professional inventor in tokyo called dr yoshiro nakamatsu and he comes up with his best
15:15ideas underwater okay but his method is to bring himself to the brink of drowning right he believes
15:23that the lack of oxygen is what engenders his creativity he says half a second before death
15:28i visualize an invention and he dives down with the waterproof notebook and pencil his own
15:33invention and he sketches out his ideas he's applied for three and a half thousand patents in his time
15:38these are his boots that he invented what do you think they do are they for stealing wigs
15:45100 could do that because they're just for bouncing so that was his idea he nearly died for that
15:51yeah so does someone else wake him up like how who who's in charge of the okay he's about to die get him
15:57out i think he just comes out of the water at that point so he's in control of all of this this is
16:01the theory until he died i mean unless he's very best idea and we never would know he stays for an
16:05extra half a second it's kind of like auto erotic asphyxiation but for ideas
16:11and then he runs into dragon's den sopping wet
16:26and his soy sauce spray bottle i think is very clever you can evenly spritz your sushi that's quite
16:31good well that's a good idea yeah but it's not worth nearly dying is it no when there's other ways of
16:36getting soy sauce on things like those little fishes yeah they are good yeah but you get the rice
16:41the rice gets soaked and it falls apart i don't mind if he downs by accident because that's a really
16:46good invention okay he also invented an electromagnetic condom again fantastic
16:53fantastic does it cure syphilis asking for a friend
17:06is that just so you can find true north is that the
17:11currently what do i know the motion of copulation induces a small current in the bloodstream and that
17:16increases pressure would you have to plug it in
17:26darling you don't want to be plugged into the mains well that's how that's what i'm thinking
17:29after getting out an extension lead what i love is that the elves know they're sending me a message
17:35saying it's wireless thanks guys anyway he calls himself dr nakamats since he was 42 he has taken a
17:49photograph of every single meal that he has eaten i'm glad he said meal i don't know what he was gonna
17:55but i mean have you been on instagram that's what everyone's doing yeah did he invent that as well
18:05she's been doing that since he was 42 he was in his mid 90s oh wow but he analyzes his food and
18:10lifestyle and says he will reach the age of 144. oh there is an extraordinary culture in japan though of
18:16sort of curious ideas they have a word for it called chindogu and it means weird tool the selfie stick
18:22is one that came in out of japan 1995 but 20 years later was you know they're ubiquitous there is a hay
18:28fever hat oh cool um so you've each got a prop next to you see if you can guess what they are for
18:37these are weird tool inventions that hay fever hat is by kenji kawakami i mean mine are right so phil
18:46presuming that is a daddy nurse it's called the daddy nurse who's great but actually there's all kinds
18:53of people who might want to breastfeed their children who can't for whatever reason people who adopt or
18:58people whose milk just doesn't come in or they don't have a big enough supply so i know it's really silly
19:02but it's also quite a beautiful invention right what have you got alan i mean they're plastic glasses and
19:07they've got little funnels on them so you could pour um eye drops is exactly right darling they are eye
19:16drop funnel glasses so that you don't spill them together alan we could get some pretty precise milk in those
19:26very clean eyeballs what have you got sarah well i've got a toilet plunger but it's got a ribbon on so
19:38you know it's a girl what do you think you might do with it though it's not a toilet plunger i can tell
19:43you that is this to get my milk to come in it is a portable subway strap so what you do is you're
19:50on the subway stick it to the roof no i worry it's not going to be oh hello no no so if you put it
20:01above your head yeah but there's nothing there it'll be like i see what you mean so just yeah when you
20:08have to get off that must be difficult to be like right what have you got darling now there should be
20:16some toasters oh yes there is oh i didn't know if that was serious i thought you'd ordered a snack
20:21open the stick oh oh yes and have a look oh i bet i know what this is going to be is it butter it's
20:29a butter stick for buttering your toast oh look it works oh that's good oh look it's lovely and would
20:35you take this with you to events
20:37it's all qvc you know it's so elegant i think if i saw somebody with that i would think gosh
20:49i wish i was them then you can do a little bit on your your wrists and your neck and then you smell
20:57a bottle going on maybe put it on your spatula or if you are swimming the channel you could put it on your
21:04shoes yeah it's a really good idea i think we're all trying to use less single-use plastic though
21:09aren't we you could make it of wood or another fabric which was with a material which was more
21:15denim denim jeans get ripped yeah i think that's the market in that i can't understand why the two of
21:23you have not made a fortune so far i've got other things as well what do my what's that those are just
21:28tissues in case you get butter on you now right it's time to wrangle with the tangle that is general
21:36ignorance fingers on buzzers please what happened when war of the worlds was first broadcast on the radio
21:43everybody panicked they thought it was real
21:45they set you up man they set you up is it the case that it was a news bulletin about it that caused
21:55the panic and not the actual broadcast i mean the whole thing is a sort of myth that's built up around
22:00so orson wells who you can see directing this is a rehearsal and you can see him directing because it
22:03was about an alien invasion and people thought it was real well they did and they didn't it's 1938 it
22:08was trailed for weeks as fiction and wells told people before the broadcast and after the broadcast
22:15that it was fiction it was interrupted four times to tell the listeners it's just a play and anyway
22:20only two percent of the population listened to it aliens would say that though wouldn't they yeah that
22:25is they were invading they would say it's just a play imagine if that happened with other tv programs
22:31imagine if like every five minutes in gavin and stacy the editor man go i'm not really called this my name's
22:38the very few isolated incidents wells agreed to compensate one man from massachusetts for a pair of
22:44shoes since he had spent the money he had saved for a pair of shoes to get a train ticket to escape
22:50the martians and he said i'll buy you some shoes because you're an idiot ten years later there was
22:57an actual riot after a radio adaptation of the same play in quito ecuador but the you know this was much
23:04more understandable there'd been no warnings there was a sister newspaper that had deliberately posted
23:09fake ufo sightings the play used impressionists to pretend to be actual politicians and so on and that
23:15riot did result in seven deaths but the original 1938 um everybody was pretty much fine now where would
23:23you find the longest heat wave in living memory sahara desert that's hot isn't it spain have you seen a
23:35place in the sun do you remember our japanese inventor dr nakamatsu oh yeah japan and the underwater doctor
23:45underwater underwater underwater is the longest heat wave on earth was in the north pacific so off the
23:50western coast of the united states it lasted 711 days from 2014 to 2016. so we get a large mass of
23:57unusually warm water it's basically a heat wave for the sea oh i just thought it was someone weed in the
24:02water but it's very bad when it happens so algae thrives which is very bad news for lots of species like
24:09salmon and they swim away to somewhere to put their arm in and just swoosh it about yeah just keep getting
24:14moving it up the other end of the bath but if the fish go because it's too hot or it's too unpleasant
24:20then the seabirds die and during that heat wave it was the cause of the biggest known mass die off of a
24:26single species four million guillemots died so i mean we need to pay attention the way in which marine
24:31heat waves are defined is quite different to land heat waves land heat waves it's a period of at least
24:36five days when temperatures are at least five degrees above average so 2013 antarctica had a heat
24:42wave reached heights of minus 30 degrees celsius the longest heat wave that we know was in india and
24:49that lasted in 2024 lasted for 24 days there was a british heat wave 1976 which was uh remarkable
24:56i remember it well oh my goodness and so there was a minister called dennis howell and he was made the
25:00minister of drugs oh yeah and he was the color of his bath water he was charged by the then prime
25:10minister james callaghan to persuade everybody to use less water and even persuaded to do a rain
25:15dance on behalf of the nation outside number 10. that's when politicians really gave it their all
25:21anyway days later there was an enormous amount of rain after his dance and he was made minister of floods
25:27are they not taking it seriously in the old days i don't know because two years later he was the
25:32minister of state for snow so he did all the weather yeah that guy and this was a professional picture
25:38this wasn't like this wasn't like leaked i don't know if it's his tinder profile um what's the largest
25:47animal in the world that's not a whale christopher biggins i love christopher biggins biggest non-whale
26:01on the planet is it still in the water though yes oh i'm saying octopus because they've got those
26:07really long tentacles haven't they okay i can tell you it's about one and a half times the length of a
26:12london bus it's always buses isn't it it's always the biggest non-whale on the planet is a whale
26:20shark we're always talking about buses yeah right and i don't want to do that so what we're going to
26:25do is we are going to use people so what i do when i come out beginning of the show i learn the names of
26:31everybody in the audience which is nice because then i can speak to them so joe where's my friend joe
26:37right so joe is going to hold up a sign at this end i want to show you how big a whale shark is
26:45and then where is my friend neil thank you neil darling so neil's going to stand up so from neil
26:51to joe that is the size of a whale shark however this is not even cracking into the top 10 of animals
27:00obviously we have to go to the large blue whale for something really big and i don't think we've ever
27:05been able to do this before but my darling could you go all the way to that wall with your sign
27:11thank you so much neil and if he walks all the way to that wall there that is the size of a blue whale
27:19do you not think that is remarkable and we wanted to show you rather than tell you it's just so many
27:25buses so well done boys thank you so much all of which wibbling and wobbling brings us to the
27:35straight matter of the scores oh is it the end yeah you won't want to know the end because in last place
27:43all washed up with minus 27 it's tom
27:53in third place on the brink of a wipeout with minus 19 it's sarah
27:59in second place wavering on the edge with minus eight it's phil
28:02our winner tonight riding the wave with a whole minus four
28:22so i wave goodbye to sarah tom phil and alan and i leave you with this wise crack from the late former
28:28u.s president jimmy carter my esteem in the country has gone up substantially so that now when people
28:35wave at me they use all their fingers thank you and good night
28:52you
29:05you
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