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00:00Halal is gone. My heart breaks for her, but I made it through.
00:07What did she say? What did she have to say?
00:09I'll meet you girls on the other side. XOXO Halal.
00:14P.S. Love you bomb. Get that crown.
00:17Awww. Mommy dearest.
00:19I've not just lost a mother, I've lost a friend in this competition.
00:23I just hate that she's gone so soon.
00:25I don't think she got to show her passion and her drive for drag yet.
00:28I guess I'll have to do it for her.
00:30She wouldn't want me to sit and suck. She would want me to fight, not just for myself, but for her.
00:35Bye Halal.
00:36We love you Halal.
00:38We love you Halal.
00:39I have been in the bottom, I have a fire under my ass, and I'm going right to the top from here on out.
00:46You killed it. That was fucking amazing.
00:48You did.
00:49I pride myself on my performing and that's where I shine.
00:52I'm glad you're here bitch. Thanks honey. My sister.
00:55I don't know what would be worth leaving the competition or leaving you here by yourself.
00:59She has me.
01:01Girl, she doesn't.
01:03I love Mosu and Jada so much. They're my Toronto sisters.
01:06Toronto drag will shine, honey.
01:08And then there's fierce.
01:10The shining star.
01:12Talking of shining star, the winner.
01:14Boom Boom!
01:16Thank you so much. I still can wrap my mind around the fact that I won, but let's not take it for granted and let's move on with the next challenge.
01:25I just love to hear you talk.
01:26Really?
01:27Yeah, your voice is so, like, sexual.
01:29Wait, really?
01:30Yeah, no. No one thinks that. Like, you just talk so soft and so, like, sexual. Maybe it's just a French accent, but I'd love to hear you speak.
01:36Oh, la, la, chéri.
01:38Ooh.
01:39Let's get out of these.
01:41Let's get out of these.
01:42I'm ready to get out of this shit.
01:43Oh, gosh.
01:44Let's do it.
01:45Oh, my God.
01:46I can take it all off.
01:48That looks painful.
01:49So the supergluties are heavy.
01:51I am feeling on top of the world because I was on the top for a design challenge.
01:56From today, honey, it's only turning it all the way up.
02:01Let's go.
02:02Catch.
02:03It's a new day in the workroom, and I am feeling zesty and vivacious.
02:09I cannot wait to see what this new day has in store for us.
02:13I'm just happy that we have the first design challenge out of the way.
02:16Yes.
02:17Any other challenge that comes my way, I know I'm going to kill it.
02:19Does it burn when you bottom?
02:21Just a little.
02:23I can't wait for this week.
02:26What's the runway going to be?
02:27What's the challenge going to be?
02:28I want to shine.
02:30So I'm hoping that this week's challenge will give me some way to play with comedy
02:34and really show Irma Gert.
02:37Bitch.
02:38What is this motherfucking thing all the heck?
02:41Security, there is some unattended baggage on the table.
02:44What is it?
02:45Uh-oh.
02:46This is another design challenge.
02:48Oh!
02:49Oh!
02:50Oh!
02:51Oh!
02:52Oh, my God!
02:53Oh, my God!
02:54We all have one.
02:55They said my name on a shirt.
02:57Oh!
02:58Oh, my God!
02:59We look so straight!
03:00I want to talk about beer and cars and beer and cars and...
03:03Oh!
03:04Oh!
03:05Canada.
03:06She didn't already have hers.
03:07My Northern Lights.
03:08I've got good news and I've got bad news.
03:10The good news.
03:11Losing is the new winning.
03:12The bad news.
03:13You're all nominated.
03:14And the award goes to...
03:15What the fuck does that mean?
03:16Oh, my gosh.
03:17What the fuck does that mean?
03:18Show me the banging bitch!
03:19Hello!
03:20Jumpsuits!
03:21Come on!
03:22Jumpsuits!
03:23Jumpsuits!
03:24Jumpsuits!
03:25Jump!
03:26Jumpsuits!
03:27Jumpsuits!
03:28Jumpsuits!
03:29You look so...
03:30He's so cute in that little jumpsuit.
03:31Ugh.
03:32I see you all got my little presents.
03:34I've got bad news.
03:35I've got bad news.
03:36The good news.
03:37Losing is the new winning.
03:38The bad news.
03:39You're all nominated.
03:40You're all nominated.
03:41I see you all got my little presents.
03:44Yeah!
03:45We are holding auditions for my drag hockey team,
03:48The Mighty Tucks.
03:50Oh!
03:51But before we make our game premiere,
03:53I'm gonna need your help designing our uniform
03:55that will scream slam dunk.
03:57Wait.
03:59Oh, wrong sport.
04:00Oh, well.
04:02On go, grab a hockey bag.
04:04Using what's inside,
04:06you'll have 30 minutes to get into quick drag
04:08and create a uniform that's worthy of center ice.
04:12Quick drag is not really my thing.
04:1430 fucking minutes.
04:15Ooh!
04:16We're gonna look like we got run over 20 times.
04:19Ready?
04:25Let's get this shit open, mama.
04:27Tank tops.
04:29I can work with that.
04:30I can work with that.
04:31We have nets.
04:32This is fashion.
04:33What is this?
04:34I don't play sports.
04:35Sports!
04:36The room is on fire.
04:38This is fucking chaos.
04:41Ooh.
04:42That burns.
04:43That burns.
04:44That burns.
04:45No idea if this is my measurement.
04:46You're sewing?
04:47I have another scene to do.
04:48Girl, no, no, no.
04:49I'll do it real quick.
04:50Ah!
04:52The glue gun is hot.
04:53It's sticking to my skin.
04:54Oh, my God.
04:55Why is this not sticking on this one?
04:56These girls are looking busted.
04:59We are ready to play hockey like men.
05:01Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
05:04Introducing the Mighty Tucks starting lineup.
05:07First up, number one, Jada Shada Hudson.
05:11She hails from Bottom Boy, Ontario.
05:14Her position is doggy style.
05:17She was once kicked out of a game for cruising in the locker.
05:20Oh, no.
05:21Oh, no.
05:22Number 16, Chaos.
05:26She hails from the cold of Canada winter peg.
05:31When this queen's not playing hockey,
05:33she's working out to stay fit, ferocious, and buckable.
05:38Her words.
05:39Number three, Miss Fiercelicious.
05:42Her position is team motivator.
05:45Go team!
05:46Her nickname is the Holy One because any hole is a goal.
05:51Number seven, Chelezon LaRue.
05:55Her nickname is firm grip because she never lets go of a good stick.
06:00When this queen's not playing hockey, she's enjoying a rough, hard puck.
06:06You've got something in your...
06:08No, no.
06:09It's right.
06:10Not in your teeth.
06:11Your hair.
06:12There.
06:13Number six, Lady Boom Boom.
06:16Her position is in the car on her way to shop.
06:20She's got more ice than the rink.
06:22She was once kicked out of a game for wearing last season's Louboutin.
06:26Oh, no.
06:28Number 52, Vivien van der Puss.
06:33She hails from out back behind the arena.
06:37When this queen's not playing hockey, she's polishing the Zamboni.
06:41I don't think that's the only thing she's polishing.
06:45Number four, it's Bombay.
06:48Her position is quarter bareback.
06:51When this queen's not playing hockey, she's playing herself.
06:56Over here.
06:57Over here.
06:58Follow their voices.
06:59Don't fall, sisters.
07:00Number 87, Miss Mosu.
07:04An interesting stat about this player is she can juggle.
07:07Oh, juggling is usually like...
07:12There we go.
07:13Bravo.
07:14Gross.
07:15Number 33, Giselle Lullaby.
07:20Her position is whatever you want.
07:23She's versatile.
07:24When this queen's not playing hockey, she's got a lot of personal issues.
07:34Number five, it's Irma Gerd.
07:37Her position is goalie.
07:39Her remaining teeth are just sticks of gum from Halloween 1992.
07:45And finally, number two, it's Kimmy Couture.
07:50When this queen's not playing hockey, she's motel hopping to look for available players.
07:58Wow, queens.
07:59You left it all on the ice.
08:01But only one of you can be the most valuable slayer.
08:04The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
08:09Shellazan LaRue!
08:11I am the winner of the mini-challenge.
08:16Who's the fucking hockey player now?
08:18You have won a cash prize of $2,500 courtesy of the Body Patting Pros at Planet Pepper.
08:27Holy fuck!
08:29Now it's time to hit the showers, hang up that jersey, and pull out your best gown because...
08:37It's award season!
08:40Yay!
08:42It is my honor to cordially invite you to the Who Knows.
08:47Ooh!
08:49The Who Knows are a prestige-ish Canadian award show.
08:53And in this week's maxi-challenge, you'll star as the night's presenters and nominees.
08:59Ooh!
09:00In groups, you'll need to come up with funny award show banter.
09:04Shellazan LaRue.
09:07As the winner of the mini-challenge, you will get to pick the groups of two and one group of three.
09:12And don't forget to include yourself.
09:14All right, ladies, line up!
09:17Giselle, you're coming with me.
09:19Yay!
09:20I choose Giselle because that bitch makes me laugh.
09:23Let's see.
09:24How could I destroy everyone?
09:27I'm kidding. I'm kidding.
09:28I could sabotage these queens, but I want to make sure that this is a great fucking show.
09:32So I want to make sure that every single group is familiar with each other.
09:36And if not, I feel that they can work well together.
09:39Kimmy, I want you to go with fierce.
09:42Putting the sisters together.
09:44Shellazan knows that me and Kimmy are friends, but did she really think that either of us was funny?
09:48Pairing two girls that you don't think are funny together seems like sabotage to me.
09:52She's playing the game and I get it.
09:54Um...
09:55Girl, do me right.
09:56Do you right.
09:57Please, let her put Jada with me.
10:00We work so well together.
10:02Mosu.
10:03Aw!
10:04Come, sisters!
10:05We host a lot of shows together.
10:08So baby, this is going to be a walk in the park.
10:13Give me Irma Gerd.
10:15Just feeling this vibe right now, I'm going to put Irma and Vivian together.
10:19Yay!
10:20Oh my God!
10:21Thank you Shellazan.
10:23The Boom Boom team.
10:24Boom Boom, Chaos, and me.
10:26We're the leftovers.
10:27But here's the thing.
10:28Who doesn't love a good leftover?
10:30I do.
10:31I do.
10:32Now that we have our presenters, it's time to hear the categories.
10:35Bombay, Lady Boom Boom, and Chaos.
10:38You will present the first award of the night.
10:41The Busiest Beaver Award.
10:43Which of your sisters is the biggest hustler?
10:46Next is the Frostiest Queen Award, presented by Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Mosu.
10:52That's best.
10:53Next, the Nicest Cara Booty Award, a.k.a. the best ass.
10:58Presented by Giselle Lullaby and Shellazan LaRue.
11:02Yay, I love ass.
11:03Next, the best all dressed.
11:05An award honoring the best dressed queen of the group.
11:08Presented by Kimmy Couture and Miss Fierce Delicious.
11:12Fitting.
11:13And finally, the Lifetime Achievement in Delusion Award, presented by Irma Gerd and Vivian Vanderpus.
11:22You're delusional.
11:23You'll be doing the voting, but you'll have to wait to the ceremony
11:27to see who the winners are.
11:29Racers, start your engines.
11:32And may the best drag queen win!
11:35Yay!
11:36Let's go!
11:37Which way are we going?
11:38Which way?
11:39Which way are we going?
11:40Follow my voice!
11:41I've got you, babe.
11:42Let's go.
11:43Come on, come on, we'll go.
11:46Hi, winners.
11:47Hi.
11:48I can't believe that we were partnered.
11:49I'm so happy.
11:50Do you have experience with, like, talking in front of audiences?
11:53Ew, I host shows, like, in Ottawa, like, all the time.
11:56Yeah.
11:57Today's maxi challenge, we have to work in pairs and present the nominees for the prestigious award show,
12:02The Who Knows.
12:03A fabulous evening of awards, accolades, and dumb jokes.
12:08But how do you feel with comedy?
12:11We open the show.
12:12It's the first and the last that are the best positions to be.
12:15As long as we make them laugh, we've won the challenge.
12:17And I say we set the bar so high.
12:19I'm not much of a host or a comedy person, so I'm really nervous about it, but I'm super excited.
12:22I'm not alone.
12:23I'm not alone.
12:24We can definitely help you.
12:25I wrote a little joke.
12:27I was like, drag's all about delusion.
12:28We have fake hair, fake boobs, fake names, fake social security numbers.
12:32You can say, mine's four.
12:35I think that we have very similar senses of humor.
12:38I'm just like, I like you.
12:40I like you too.
12:41I'm looking at Ermager and Miss Vivian over there, and they seem like they can be a good duo.
12:48Look at them sitting there with their Melissa.
12:50This is literally what we do together.
12:52Yes.
12:53Let's throw stress out the door immediately.
12:55Let's go.
12:56I think we've got this.
12:57I know I was in the bottom last week, but I'm feeling quite confident this week,
13:01being in a group with Jada.
13:02We have such good chemistry together.
13:04Is there anyone you wouldn't want to be?
13:06Hold on.
13:07On three, we'll say the name.
13:08Okay.
13:09Who would we want to be paired with?
13:11One, two, three.
13:12You're delicious.
13:19That's why I fucking love you, bitch.
13:21I think we should make a joke about how it's the Who Knows, like the name of the award show.
13:25Yeah.
13:26We're so excited to be here at the...
13:28At the Who Knows.
13:30Who Knows.
13:31Do you think that's funny?
13:32It will be funny, bitch.
13:33I will make it funny.
13:34Can you make it funny right now?
13:35Who Knows.
13:36No, we can't do that.
13:40I don't think Kimmy fully understands comedy.
13:42We got Audra's up today in our most glamorous drag.
13:45To present at the most extravagant.
13:50Extra.
13:51Extra.
13:53Kimmy.
13:54Like I'm trying to make the word show sound like really glamorous.
13:56What are like other words for like, like amazing?
13:59Glamism.
14:00No.
14:01High end.
14:02No.
14:03One of a kind collective.
14:04Outfits.
14:05Girl, grammar really is not your thing.
14:08I think working with Versalicious is just so hard because she wants to be the fucking boss.
14:14So it's called the nicest caribou tea.
14:17Like a caribou.
14:18As First Nations people, we eat caribou.
14:19Yeah.
14:20And I eat ass, so.
14:21It works.
14:22I think I'm the most qualified to do that.
14:24Giselle and I working together is fucking amazing.
14:27I could not have asked for a better partner.
14:29We both respect each other.
14:30Let's speak out what we have.
14:31I think a good indicator is if either of us laugh, it's like, okay.
14:34Exactly.
14:35Oh my god, you are funny in English.
14:36Oh, thank you.
14:37I'm trying to.
14:38Oh my god, this is so brilliant.
14:39I love, you're fascinating.
14:41The jokes are starting to flow.
14:43The creative juices are sloshing around our very gorgeous brains.
14:50Kimmy and Ms. Fierce aren't saying much, but they are saying a lot with their eyes.
15:03Can I hear your jokes?
15:05I'm thinking right now.
15:07Okay.
15:08Kimmy is stressing me out.
15:10Like, I'm coming up with all the jokes, girl.
15:12With all the jokes.
15:14Which ones did you come up with?
15:16We need to be on the same page here.
15:19It's part of the challenge.
15:20Kimmy, like, we need a plan.
15:22I know that, bitch.
15:23I am fucking thinking.
15:24So I'm asking you.
15:25I do not get along with my freaking partner at all.
15:28I just do not get along with her.
15:30She's not a great person to work with.
15:32Period.
15:33You need to set up the punchline for the other person to make the joke.
15:36I know that, Ms. Fierce.
15:38You already keep saying the same fucking thing over again.
15:40It's the same fucking advice, girl.
15:41Oh, honey, the girls are fighting.
15:44Girl, I don't know why you never fucking accept.
15:46It's my material.
15:47Okay, then give me some jokes and we'll put them in.
15:55Hello, babes.
15:57Hi.
15:58Are you red carpet ready?
16:00Getting there.
16:02Hi.
16:03Hi.
16:04Chaos Bombay and Lady Boom Boom.
16:06Hi.
16:07Well, you're opening the show.
16:08Yeah.
16:09Which is a very, very important task because it sets the tone.
16:12We're excited because we get the first grab at all the jokes.
16:15Well, how do you feel about a comedy challenge?
16:16I think I'm pretty funny and I'm pretty quick, but in French, so we'll see if that can be translated or maybe part of the act.
16:22I am really good at being funny when I'm not trying to be funny.
16:26Good.
16:27Just really funny.
16:28The quiet ones usually are.
16:29I want you to open the show with a bang because it is a very serious award show.
16:32Of course.
16:33Make us laugh, number one.
16:35I'm worried about not being funny, not landing the jokes.
16:39This challenge is definitely stressing me out.
16:42Shada, Shada, Hudson, and Miss Mo Sue, how are you?
16:45Doing good.
16:46We are presenting the award for the frostiest queen.
16:50And what are your jokes?
16:51We're just like, girl, it's really cold in here.
16:54And then like powder, puff.
16:56And then I say, girl, it's colder than Brad's shoulder when Rachel Zoe walks in the room.
17:04Jade and I are giving him our material and he is eating it up.
17:09Just remember, you have it all in you.
17:12You already have the experience of working together and hosting.
17:15That should be your starting point and everything else should just be fun, funny, and light.
17:20Can't wait to see what you do.
17:21Thanks, Brad.
17:22Hi.
17:23What is your kind of plan of attack?
17:26We have a little bit of script.
17:27Just a few things.
17:28Let's go.
17:29It's such an honor and a privilege to present at the most prestigious.
17:32Amazing.
17:33Glamorous.
17:34The ceremony everybody's talking about.
17:36The, um...
17:38The who.
17:39Yeah, the who knows.
17:40Super famous.
17:41Super like, woo, I know that.
17:42This is literally like something I feel like you would hear at an award show.
17:45Keep channeling that because it's very much coming through in the banter and what you've put together.
17:50I'm excited to see it come to life.
17:51Yeah.
17:52It's really awesome to have this conversation with Brad.
17:54He told us we were perfect.
17:56He didn't say perfect, but that's what I heard.
17:58Hi.
17:59Hi, Brad.
18:00Well, if it isn't Kimmy Couture and Miss Fierce-licious.
18:03That's best.
18:04Are you vibing together?
18:07Um...
18:08Oof.
18:09Well, let's see what your material is.
18:12I'm gonna be like, I'm very excited to be here with the fakest bitch around.
18:15And it will be like, the only thing fake about me, and that will like, pop off my dentures.
18:18She's gonna pull out her dentures.
18:19Yeah.
18:20I'm gonna be like, the only thing fake about me is this.
18:22Is that a little risky?
18:24I mean, it's definitely a risk.
18:26Mmm.
18:27You two, I'm assuming, have looks, right?
18:30Yes.
18:31Look queens.
18:32And you're presenting best dressed.
18:33Yeah.
18:34You could also riff on like, well, who's gonna win?
18:36That's funny.
18:37Hopefully our jokes will land.
18:39Audrey!
18:40Hi, Vivian Vanderpus and Irma Gerd.
18:43How's the material coming along?
18:45So we have like, a little bit of a script.
18:46If we can run by some of the jokes.
18:48Sure.
18:49We have so many awe-inspiring queens tonight.
18:51Irma, I'm both awe-inspired to be in your presence.
18:54And I'll say, Viv, you sure are awe-d.
18:56Just kind of like, bantering with each other for a bit.
18:59Brad's not laughing.
19:00I think that you two are actually inherently funny.
19:03So don't overthink your jokes.
19:05Okay.
19:06If it's a thinker, it's a stinker.
19:07I never think.
19:08We don't.
19:09We're not into thinking.
19:10But I am into stinking.
19:12I'm hearing Brad's feedback, but I'm also feeling very confident in the material that we've written.
19:16When we're a little more relaxed on stage, we're really gonna sell it.
19:19Racers, listen up.
19:21Remember, it's an honor just to be nominated.
19:24And joining us on the main stage is special guest judge, Canadian rock legend, Carol Pope.
19:31Oh my gosh.
19:34Carol Pope is a rock goddess.
19:36Good luck.
19:37And don't fuck it up.
19:39Woo!
19:40Woo!
19:41All right.
19:42Carol Pope.
19:43Oh my God.
19:47Yes, new day.
19:48It's elimination day and we're getting ready for the first ever Who Knows Awards.
19:52The biggest award show for the smallest celebrities.
19:55I'm definitely nervous.
19:56I barely slept.
19:57I went over my lines all night.
19:58Since we're the little queens, whatever.
19:59No, Kimmy, don't read it.
20:00Get your highlighter and underline things that you're stumbling on.
20:01I don't know how me and Kimmy are going to do tonight.
20:02Girls, since we're doing comedy, where does your sense of humor came from?
20:07I was really bullied when I was young and I thought, like, how do I make friends with
20:12people?
20:13And I saw somebody in my class was, like, always cracking jokes, had so many friends.
20:14And I'm like, I want to be like her.
20:15It's a survival thing.
20:16A lot of people use humor as a shield.
20:17If I can laugh about a situation, I have control over it.
20:22I've always held on to humor as like a life jacket.
20:23You may be drowning, but if you have a life jacket, you are going to float.
20:27Laughing at someone and I'm like, I love you.
20:28I love you.
20:29I love you.
20:30I love you.
20:31I love you.
20:32So I love you.
20:33Thanks for joining us.
20:34I love you.
20:35I love you.
20:36I love you, guys.
20:37I love you.
20:38I love you.
20:39I love you.
20:40I love you.
20:41I love you.
20:42I love you.
20:43I love you.
20:44I love you.
20:45Laughing at something is so necessary for healing.
20:47My background as a First Nations person, right?
20:50We have this concept of laughter is medicine.
20:53The issues we face as Indigenous people are many.
20:56There is so much trauma, so much pain, so much hurt.
20:58If it wasn't for a sense of humor as Indigenous people,
21:01I don't think we'd be here today.
21:03Are you support for your drag in your community?
21:05It's mixed, obviously, with like every community.
21:08There's always people who are queerphobic.
21:11There's always people who are very much in support.
21:14I identify as a two-spirit person.
21:16I like to define it as being both masculine and feminine within one body.
21:22Within Indigenous culture, because of colonization,
21:25there's toxic masculinity, hatred of queer people.
21:28We're fighting for these things, these social movements
21:30that Indigenous people had pre-contact.
21:33Yep.
21:33We're trying to go back to something that was already here.
21:36The same thing's happening in India.
21:38We've had queer people in our histories, in our myths, in our religion.
21:41And all of a sudden, with colonialism, it turned into like,
21:43Oh, this is a bad thing.
21:44Right.
21:45And now they've left, but they've left that behind.
21:46It stays.
21:47Yeah, it stays and it stings.
21:48It stays.
21:49Which is what hurts, because at some point in time,
21:51before we were colonized, people were actually A-OK with this.
21:54Not just OK.
21:55Celebrated.
21:56Celebrated.
21:57Yeah.
21:58I'm Métis on my mom's side.
22:01We are Indigenous.
22:02Listening to Chelle Lazon talk about her Indigenous background and culture,
22:06I really wanted to talk about it and open up,
22:08but because I come across so white,
22:10I don't feel comfortable talking about it,
22:12because I'm scared I am going to be out of line and out of place.
22:16We are here to represent this award.
22:19Girl, you're saying it all wrong.
22:20Since we are the Look Queen, it seems fitting that we are presenting this award.
22:25OK, you need to make sure you're delivering the lines the way they're written.
22:27No, I'm just trying to memorize it.
22:28They're coming off differently.
22:29Are you guys like, are you there?
22:31Let's just say it's a group challenge.
22:33Ooh.
22:34Oh.
22:35Says enough.
22:39Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
22:42It's Port Perry's own Princess of Pizazz,
22:45celebrity superstar stylist, Brad Goreski.
22:48Hi, Brooklyn.
22:49I was wondering, what is your favorite red carpet?
22:51Ooh, I'd say the SAG Awards.
22:54Oh, SAG.
22:55Just like your face.
22:56Oh.
22:57Wow.
22:58I'm just kidding.
22:59You're so beautiful.
23:00Oh, my gosh.
23:01It's Canadian broadcasting legend, Tracy Melshor.
23:04Thanks, darling.
23:05Has anybody ever told you you look just like an Emmy?
23:08Yes, but what I'm known for are my golden globes.
23:10I do love the twins.
23:12And she's the ultimate anti-diva.
23:14It's Carole Pope.
23:15Hi, gorgeous.
23:16Hey, Carole.
23:17What kind of girl were you in high school?
23:19I really can't say it's confidential.
23:23This week, we challenged our queens to be the presenters and the nominees at the Who Knows.
23:28Tonight, they are all plucked, tucked, and ready to snatch a trophy.
23:33Racers, start your engines.
23:36And may the best drag queen,
23:38I was robbed!
23:41Win.
23:43Live from a basement in Hollywood North,
23:45it's the first annual Who Knows Awards.
23:48And now, to present the first category of the evening for Busiest Beaver.
23:53You don't know them, but you do love them.
23:56Please welcome to the stage, Chaos, Lady Boom Boom, and Bombay.
24:01Good evening to all the ladies and gay men watching at home.
24:06Bonsoir, mesdames et messieurs.
24:08J'espère que vous allez bien.
24:09J'ai un peu fait de caca dans ma robe.
24:11What she said.
24:12And welcome to the 100th Who Knows Awards.
24:15Isn't it the first Who Knows Awards?
24:17I don't know.
24:18Do you know?
24:19I don't know.
24:20Who knows?
24:21We usually result this award for talented drag queens.
24:25But tonight we said, fuck it!
24:27We are here tonight to present the Busiest Beaver Award.
24:32But what does that mean?
24:34Who knows?
24:36The dictionary defines a beaver as a large, round, hairy mammal.
24:41Ah! Halal went home last week.
24:44It's okay, baby, it's okay.
24:46Our first nominee is...
24:47Kimi Couture, the proof that the apple has fallen far, far, far, far away from the tree.
24:55Mistake.
24:56I mean, Miss Mosso.
24:58And our last nominee is Jada Shada Hudson.
25:01Jada, even if you don't win, I'm sure you'll make a great runner-up.
25:05That's if you could run.
25:06And the winner is...
25:08Jada Shada Hudson!
25:11Thank you guys so much for this beautiful award tonight.
25:17Without God, I wouldn't be here today.
25:19Can you just buy my book, please?
25:20It's called How to Kill a Ho in 24 Days by Jada Shada Hudson.
25:25Thank you, Shada.
25:26Next up, Shelazan LaRue and Giselle Lullivan.
25:29Who the fuck is that?
25:31I, I, I don't know you.
25:33I don't know you.
25:34I don't know you.
25:35I don't know you.
25:36I know you.
25:37Hi.
25:38It's such an honor and a privilege to be presenting at the most prestigious.
25:41The most amazing.
25:42The most glamorous.
25:43The most glamorous.
25:44The award show that everybody's been talking about.
25:46Yes.
25:47The, um, I got it.
25:48The, the...
25:49Where...
25:50Who?
25:51Oh, no.
25:52Exactly.
25:53No, no.
25:54I watch it every year.
25:55I watch it.
25:56I know it.
25:57I don't.
25:58Carabooty.
25:59That's right.
26:00The fluffiest of bannock bums.
26:02The plumpest of peaches.
26:04The most righteous of rumps.
26:07Mmm.
26:08Here are the nominees for the...
26:11Nicest Carabooty.
26:12Nicest Carabooty of the year.
26:19So, no screen, no music.
26:21Okay.
26:23So here are the nominees.
26:25She has the biggest booty on the block.
26:27Jada Shada Hudson.
26:29Woo!
26:30We call her in Quebec,
26:31Un Estée de Grosse Pute.
26:33A who?
26:34A slap.
26:35Oh.
26:36Lady Bum Bum.
26:38They have what Da Vinci would consider a masterpiece.
26:42Chaos!
26:44Woo!
26:45And the winner is...
26:47Chaos!
26:48Woo!
26:52I'd like to thank my mom for her genetics,
26:54my doctor and Brooklyn for the referral.
26:56Thanks, girl.
26:57Woo!
26:58Woo!
26:59Woo!
27:00Please welcome to the stage, Jada Shada Hudson and Miss Mosu.
27:09Brr, bitch.
27:10Do you feel that?
27:11Oh, honey.
27:12It's so cold in here.
27:13Oh.
27:14Oh.
27:15Oh.
27:19Carry on, carry on.
27:20True, north, strong and free.
27:23Zing.
27:24Freezing.
27:25Canada is so cold.
27:27It's colder than Brad's shoulder.
27:30When Rachel Zoe walks in the room.
27:32Oh.
27:34Oh, so cold.
27:36Tonight we are here to present the award for The Frostiest Queen.
27:40And the nominees are...
27:43She may have a cold face, but it's just her hard lace.
27:48Oh.
27:49It's Shaila Zah LaRue.
27:51So now I need to be nominated.
27:52With teeth like ice.
27:54Wigs.
27:55One word.
27:56Lice.
27:57Oh.
27:58Irma Gerd.
27:59She's broke.
28:02And she's also a joke.
28:04And tonight definitely...
28:09She's going to choke.
28:10It's Fierce Delicious.
28:13And the winners are...
28:16The winner.
28:17The winner.
28:24Shaila Zah LaRue.
28:25You're welcome.
28:28Yeah.
28:29Thank you so much.
28:30You know, it's not always a bad thing being a frosty bitch.
28:33I'd like to say, you're welcome to the team for saving you on the energy bill.
28:38Casey is expensive as fuck.
28:41Next up, Kimmy Couture and Miss Fierce Delicious.
28:44We got all dressed up today in our most glamorous drag to present at the biggest, most extravagant, and world-renowned show.
28:55But unfortunately, that one got cancelled, so we're stuck here at the who knows.
28:59But since we look the most stunning today, it feels very correct that we are here to present you the award for the...
29:07Best all dressed.
29:11Fierce, you look really stunning today.
29:15Yeah, I didn't have to make this outfit.
29:17Shaila.
29:18Kimmy, you're from the House of Couture.
29:19I sure am.
29:20Well, what do you think of these girls? Are they giving couture?
29:23More like couture-n.
29:27Let's take a look at the wannabes.
29:30I mean...
29:31nominees.
29:33First, we have Miss Vivienne Van Der Puss.
29:37Best dressed? More like best dressed for the Golden Girls.
29:41Our second nominee is somebody who is so creative, they could be a look queen.
29:46If they didn't look like they've been running away from a hairbrush.
29:48Bombay.
29:51And lastly, she's all the way from Quebec City.
29:54And if you don't know where that is...
29:55Neither do we.
29:57Miss Lady Boom Boom.
29:59What is the French word for couture?
30:01Couture.
30:02So we were bilingual the whole entire time.
30:05Let's announce the winner, shall we?
30:07And the winner is...
30:09Lady Boom Boom!
30:12Oh, my God.
30:16Just give it to me right here.
30:18Congratulations.
30:20Thanks, bitch.
30:22I would like to say I'm surprised, but I'm really not.
30:25And since I'm the kind of queen that loves to give back, I'll be here all night long giving fashion advice for free,
30:30because clearly you need some.
30:33And to present the final award of the evening,
30:35Irma Gerd and Vivian Vanderpuss.
30:38Oh, wow. The moon is so beautiful tonight.
30:41Irma, that's a studio light.
30:42Sure it is, sweetie.
30:44It's such an honor to be presenting with you here tonight.
30:48It's like we're closing the Who Know Awards with East meeting West.
30:51I thought I was only bi-coastal in college.
30:54Well, there's a time to her experimenting, you know.
30:56There sure is.
30:57Irma and I are living proof that a little salt water and some fresh ocean air does absolutely nothing for your skin.
31:05It's true.
31:08The category is Lifetime Achievement in Delusion.
31:14Our queens tonight present a level of delusion that defies medical science.
31:19The nominee...
31:21Do we do it? Yeah.
31:23The nominee who puts the uh in unaware, Chelle is on LaRue.
31:31Our second nominee spends so much time with her head in the clouds, her hair is more often wet.
31:37It's Miss Fierce-alicious.
31:40And if eau de toilette was the name of...
31:44If delusion was an eau de toilette, it would smell kind of like our third nominee, Giselle Lullaby.
31:51Brilliant.
31:53And the winner is...
31:56Oh, my goodness.
31:57It's me!
31:58I won!
32:00Oh, I'd like to thank the Academy.
32:02Let me see this once again.
32:04You are so delusional.
32:06The winner of the Lifetime Achievement in Delusion is...
32:10Miss Fierce-alicious.
32:12Oh, my God! I'm a winner, baby!
32:16I know exactly why I won this award.
32:18I'm perfect, beautiful, stunning, talented, and very modest.
32:23Thank you guys so much.
32:27Thank you very much, and good night.
32:34I know you wanna work.
32:36Category is...
32:38Goddesses of the Ancient World.
32:40First up, chaos.
32:42I'm Marzana, the goddess of winter.
32:45Winter is coming.
32:47My teeth are chattering, my ears are frozen, but I am giving you glamour.
32:51I am serving you cold, frosty goddess realness.
32:55She just broke the winter net.
32:57Bombay.
32:58For this runway, I'm stomping down as a traditional Kathakali dancer.
33:02She has no career in burglary, I'll tell you that much right now.
33:06The goddess I've chosen is Shikandi, a god that transcends gender.
33:11Painted for the goddesses.
33:13I'm here to show the world that we're queer and we've always been here.
33:17Lady Boom Boom.
33:18I choose Cupid because I love to love.
33:21It's about Valentine we saw a look like this.
33:24Cupid means passionate desire in Latin and I think I embody that when I'm in drag.
33:29Did she prepare this look or is she just winging it?
33:31I want to show the judges that I can sell any kind of garment even though there's not that much garment going on here.
33:38I want to make the judges fall in love with me.
33:41Miss Mosu.
33:43I am Atejina and she is goddess of the underworld.
33:52She has legs for days and beat face.
33:56She is cinched for the goddesses.
33:58I love a strong witchy bitch and I feel like that bitch.
34:04Jada Shada Hudson.
34:06I am the African goddess, Miss Mami Wata.
34:09Half snake and half fish.
34:11I am slivering down the runway and I'm here to swallow up the competition baby.
34:18I love a queen with a sharp tongue.
34:20I'm feeling it honey, I'm just shedding all over the stage.
34:24Damn Nagini got back.
34:26Chelezon LaRue.
34:28The goddess I choose is Sky Woman who is a First Nations creation story.
34:33She fell onto the back of a turtle and started to create this beautiful continent we now know as North America.
34:40I am showing the judges big hair, a beautiful dress and the most stunning goddess on Turtle Island.
34:45She's the creator of all things sickening.
34:49Giselle Lullaby.
34:51I am the goddess of the forest.
34:54Delicate and vicious.
34:56Miss Branchy.
34:58Miss Branchy.
35:00I want to show the judges I can do anything.
35:03Is she a fairy? Is she a nymph?
35:05She's a creature that's gonna hit you in the forest for dinner.
35:07Does anyone have an antihistamine?
35:12Kimmy Couture.
35:14I am giving you goddess of the sun.
35:17I don't know who the fuck she is but bitch she looks correct.
35:20Talk about sunny side up.
35:22The costume is correct.
35:24The makeup is correct.
35:26Bitch I'm working this cape like no motherfucking tomorrow and she's about to fly and replace the actual sun.
35:31She's got a solar flare for the dramatic.
35:35Miss Fierce-Alicious.
35:37I am embodying the goddess Oshun.
35:40She's the goddess of beauty and vanity.
35:42I'm covered in mirrors.
35:44Oh I do look good don't I?
35:46I want the judges to soak all of this up from head to toe.
35:51I'm beautiful, I'm perfect and I'm full of myself.
35:55Vivian Vanderpus.
35:57I am Freya of Norse mythology.
35:59I ride over the battlefield with my golden chariot led by giant cats.
36:05Hey kitty girl.
36:07My armor is glistening.
36:08My hair flouncing.
36:10Ears perked.
36:12This puss is going straight to the top.
36:14That is a hairy pussy.
36:16And finally, Irma Gerd.
36:18I am the goddess Discordia.
36:20Roman goddess of chaos.
36:22So Miss Discordia shows up at a wedding and brings the gift of a golden apple to the prettiest person in the room.
36:29Oh, I want a snack.
36:30She just leaves it on the feasting table for everybody to fight over and joyously partakes in a bite of a hot dog.
36:36Irma Gerd, more like Irma Gerdus.
36:37Welcome queens, or should I say welcome goddesses.
36:45Based on your performance in the maxi challenge and your runway presentations, the judges have made some decisions.
36:51When I call your name, please step forward.
36:56Bombay.
36:58Giselle Lullaby.
37:00Lady Boom Boom.
37:02Chaos.
37:04Vivian Vanderpus.
37:06You are all safe.
37:09You may go untuck in the workroom.
37:16Queens, you represent the tops and the bottoms of the week.
37:20And even though this was a group challenge, you will be judged individually.
37:24It is now time for the judges critiques.
37:26First up, Miss Mosu.
37:28You look spectacular.
37:31There's such an elegance and a grace to this look, which is why it took me by surprise when you had this guttural scream.
37:37Were you screaming for a reason?
37:39I'm hitting a few speed bumps, and so I just thought this was the perfect moment to just let out that emotion.
37:45Well, it made your runway and this look really come to life.
37:49I like that you just went for it.
37:50That really impressed me.
37:52A big part of this week was the challenge.
37:53That's weighing really, really heavily on our decision that we are making.
37:57Yes.
37:58It was not good, to be frank with you.
38:00Just in terms of the delivery of jokes, there were so many long pauses.
38:04Like you told the Rachel Zoe joke to me funnier yesterday in the workroom than it was in the actual challenge.
38:11The jokes didn't hit.
38:12And I was really shocked because you and Jada work together on a regular basis hosting shows.
38:18I know.
38:19I just did not see that chemistry tonight.
38:22Jada Shada Hudson.
38:24Toronto's turn up queen.
38:26This week you were a little bit turned down.
38:28I don't know what happened.
38:29I love Miss Mosu.
38:30She missed the line, and then it messed me up as well.
38:32And I still love my sister, and I, um, you know, we fucked up.
38:37No!
38:39It felt like you were very much in your head.
38:42You're naturally funny.
38:43All you have to do to succeed is be yourself.
38:46You don't have to put on this air what you think we want.
38:48We want you.
38:49That's why you're here.
38:50I'm looking at you tonight, you know, you're gold on.
38:53Who knows?
38:54I do like a power suit.
38:55But as an awards presenter, I would have liked to have seen something bejeweled and bejazzled.
39:00Bejazzled?
39:01Bejazzled?
39:02Oh, crazy.
39:03What's going on under that gown?
39:04Yes, yes.
39:05I thought Brooklyn was the only one bejazzled on this panel.
39:07Well, you know.
39:08I've got my secrets.
39:09Your makeup looks beautiful.
39:11You look so pretty.
39:13Your skin is glowing.
39:14And Jade, I'm so glad to see your hair back, because all we want to do is see this gorgeous
39:18face.
39:20Chalazan LaRue.
39:21During the award show, you were so good.
39:24You were so easy and natural and full of energy.
39:26It reminded me of, like, a Tina Fey, Amy Poehler moment.
39:29That moment where you turned to acknowledge the screen was so funny and so beautifully executed.
39:35You should be very proud of what you did tonight.
39:39That means a lot.
39:40I love the goddess.
39:41I love the eye makeup and the hands.
39:43Very beautiful.
39:44I appreciate that.
39:45You're beautiful.
39:46No you.
39:47No you.
39:48No me.
39:49Oh, sorry.
39:50Here's my thing.
39:51The makeup?
39:52Amazing.
39:53Hair?
39:54Beautiful.
39:55I want to see more drag.
39:56Do you know what I'm saying here?
39:57Yeah.
39:58I've seen cut off shorts and a corset.
39:59I've seen a black dress with graffiti, and now I'm seeing another black dress.
40:02I think my sense of drag is, like, very simplistic.
40:05Which is fine, and you can do that, but you can still accessorize it with something.
40:08That's fair.
40:09I want to see what else you can do.
40:10We did see turquoise and feathers.
40:11You know what I'm saying?
40:12We did see turquoise and feathers.
40:13We did.
40:14Yes, you were right.
40:15We did see turquoise and feathers, and that was a great look.
40:16I want to see more of that girl.
40:18Kimmy Couture, you look incredible.
40:20You are the only one for me tonight who truly dominated the runway.
40:23Who, like, made it your bitch.
40:25Like, you stomped it.
40:26That fabric was flowing.
40:27The jewels were glistening.
40:29You were feeling the fantasy, and so were we.
40:31You were literally a beam of sunshine.
40:34Really, I just have two words for you.
40:36Breathtaking and gorgeous.
40:39Tell us about your goddess.
40:40So I went on Google, and then I searched it, and then I found this bitch that I've never heard before.
40:46I just really wanted to show some sun, because I feel like I'm like a ball of fire.
40:50Well, you nailed it.
40:51It all worked.
40:53And I'm still not sure what the answer is, but I don't know.
40:55But the answer is all of this fabulous.
40:57That's what the answer is.
40:59And the challenge, you were so good.
41:01And I'm not going to lie, I was a little bit worried about you two.
41:03Because I was like, they can't be that pretty and be funny.
41:06And it turns out you can be.
41:07Keep that up.
41:08I'm really excited to see what you have in store.
41:10Thank you so much.
41:11Miss Fiercealicious.
41:13Your who knows look.
41:15I was just like, leave some pretty for the rest of us.
41:18And then you were funny too.
41:20The material was smart and really felt like award show banter.
41:24And this tonight for me is Met Gala.
41:27You look like Milan, Paris.
41:29You're just ready for the runway.
41:31You were so captivating to watch.
41:34Hi, Irma Gerd.
41:35I loved your look for the who knows.
41:37And I thought you really hit the ground running.
41:40Like you had a really good banter and some jokes.
41:42And then somewhere along the way you lost yourself.
41:46And then you found yourself a little bit.
41:48And then you lost it again.
41:49It was very hit and miss.
41:50It was.
41:51But you still look fabulous.
41:54Now on the runway, I want to be able to look at things and kind of understand what the goddess is about.
41:59And you did not give me discord.
42:01You did not give me chaos.
42:02I wanted more.
42:03You need to go full in, you know?
42:04Okay.
42:05If that makes sense.
42:06Yep.
42:07Thank you, everyone.
42:08While you untuck in the workroom, the judges will deliberate.
42:11You may leave the stage.
42:16Oh my God.
42:17Hi.
42:18I feel so amazing that I am in the top this week.
42:21I could possibly win this challenge.
42:23It was amazing.
42:24Me and Kimmy surprised everyone.
42:26And we're in the top.
42:28Yay.
42:29Congratulations.
42:30A lot of you bitches doubted us.
42:31And I heard a lot of you making comments.
42:32I mean, we also heard the two of you fight a lot, so.
42:35Shayla's on.
42:36I still do think that you're being shady putting us together.
42:38Okay.
42:39I have a question about that.
42:40Why do you think it's shady that I put you with your sister?
42:43Did you think that either of us was funny?
42:45No.
42:46I thought that you two were sisters.
42:47No.
42:48No.
42:49Don't recontextualize my words.
42:50I said, I knew you two were friends.
42:52So I just wanted to put you together because I knew you would work well together.
42:55I don't know why you thought that was shady.
42:57To me, the math is not mouthing in this moment.
42:59When you got announced that you were allowed to pick who the pairings are, you looked at me and you winked at me.
43:04And then you brought Kimmy over to me.
43:06So I did think that there was shade there.
43:08It was trying to be like a friendly moment.
43:10How is a wink shady, girl?
43:12How could you take wink as a shade?
43:15Well, I did.
43:16Okay.
43:17Well, it wasn't.
43:18Okay.
43:19So now that I know that the power of a wink can make a girl feel insecure, I'm going to be winking at every single bitch in this room.
43:26Honestly, a lot of you surprised me because there's a lot of funny girls in here and you guys didn't turn it out like I thought you would.
43:32And then me and Kimmy, who I thought were the unfunniest, were in the top.
43:36When we walked back there, I was like, dive in the bottom.
43:38I just had a feeling.
43:39And I was right.
43:40I feel bad about it.
43:41I'm in the bottom in a comedy challenge.
43:44Not where I want it to be.
43:46How do you feel, Jada?
43:47How do you feel?
43:48How do you feel?
43:49How do you feel?
43:59It does not feel good.
44:01I bombed so hard.
44:03Like, I felt it.
44:04Just listening to the judges critiques, I felt like I disappointed them.
44:10I think the worst feeling is knowing that I created this mess and I've potentially put her in the bottom.
44:19It is a very good chance that I'll be lip syncing again.
44:23And if I have to lip sync against Jada, ugh.
44:28Alright, just between us trophy wives, what do you think?
44:33Let's start with Miss Mosu.
44:35That was disappointing.
44:37Her looks were great.
44:39Her performance, it was lackluster.
44:41It was like work waiting for the jokes to come out.
44:44It was just like dead air, dead air.
44:46We saw that energy in her runway tonight.
44:49And her lip sync last week.
44:51Like, she is a good performer, but tonight it really fell flat.
44:55Jada Shada Hudson.
44:57Her runway look, I didn't feel like she was confident in it.
45:00The who knows performance was off.
45:02It looks like she was struggling to find her next line.
45:05If you keep on calling her the turn-up queen, I haven't seen her perform before.
45:09And I want to see her turn up.
45:11Chelle Azan LaRue.
45:13She's surprising me and I'm liking what I'm seeing.
45:16She's funny, she's beautiful, she's very confident.
45:19She looked like she was having so much fun and it made it fun to watch her.
45:23We just saw a different side of her that we hadn't seen before.
45:26Tonight she really came out of her Chelle Azan.
45:28Kimmy Couture, funny.
45:33Funny.
45:34When it was showtime, they were able to make it work.
45:37And that's what matters.
45:38That runway look, incredible.
45:40Beautiful.
45:41So beautiful.
45:42It was incredible.
45:43Like, if you break it down, it was a bra and panty and a headpiece and a cape.
45:45But all the things added to it.
45:47That's how you elevate something simple, like a bra and a panty.
45:50And she's young and she has a little body that can do it.
45:52Like me.
45:53I've always wanted to see you in a bra and panty, I have to say.
45:56You didn't get those photos I sent you?
45:57Oh, let me check my phone.
45:59Oh, Bradley.
46:00Get a room.
46:03Miss Fiercelicious.
46:04Such a beautiful runway presentation.
46:07Absolutely.
46:08The hair, the attention to detail, the mirrors on the nails, the way that she served it.
46:13Just beautiful, effortless.
46:15But if I think back on the challenge, I'll be honest, I remember Kimmy more than I remember Fierce.
46:20Miss Fiercelicious had jokes, but Kimmy had jokes.
46:23She had joke jokes.
46:24She had joke jokes.
46:25But she came out in that dress.
46:26Oh.
46:27Aye, aye, aye, aye.
46:28They look like A-list award show presenters.
46:30At a D-list show.
46:31D-list, that is very kind.
46:33Yeah.
46:34Irma Gerd.
46:35If you are going to be a comedy queen, you better come out here and be funny.
46:39Absolutely.
46:40And yes, there were glimpses and glimmers of it, but...
46:42There were moments.
46:43There wasn't enough.
46:44She needs to embrace her inner insanity.
46:46The inner chaos.
46:47Yeah.
46:48It was a long runway look.
46:49I did not get discord.
46:50I did not get chaos.
46:51It was all colorful, kind of happy colors.
46:53I'm really surprised you didn't go off on the shoe.
46:55There was so much to go off on.
46:57I mean, it is week two.
46:59I have to pick my battles.
47:01Okay, I think we've reached a decision, no?
47:03Mm.
47:04Yeah.
47:05All right.
47:06Bring back our 20th Century Foxes.
47:09Welcome back, queens.
47:10We have made some decisions.
47:14And the nominees for Best Performance in a Maxi Challenge are...
47:19Chellezanne LaRue, Kimmy Couture, and Miss Fierce Delicious.
47:26And the winner is...
47:28I'm so nervous.
47:29Me too.
47:30Kimmy Couture.
47:31Yes.
47:32Congratulations.
47:33You have won a cash tip of $5,000 and a weekend getaway in Prince Edward County, courtesy
47:45of Welcome to the Dans.
47:47Ooh.
47:48Better take me, bitch.
47:49We were a team, but since we were judged individually, I guess I was funnier than her.
47:53So, bitch.
47:54Boo.
47:55You may move to the back of the stage.
47:58Chellezanne LaRue, Miss Fierce Delicious.
48:01You are both safe.
48:03You may join your sisters.
48:05Ms. Mosu, your look was on the right track.
48:10But in the challenge, you went off the rails.
48:14Jada Shada Hudson, you are a standout queen.
48:19But at the awards, you got lost in the crowd.
48:24Irma Gerd, we know you can swim with the best of them.
48:28But in the maxi, you were a fish out of water.
48:34Ms. Mosu, I'm sorry, my dear, but you were up for elimination.
48:40Jada Shada Hudson, I'm sorry, but you are also up for elimination.
48:48Irma Gerd, you're safe.
48:51You may join your sisters.
48:53Two queens stand before us.
48:59Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of High School Confidential by Rough Trade starring Carol Pope.
49:08This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
49:14The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
49:26And don't fuck it up.
49:27She's a cool, blonde, scheming bitch.
49:41She makes my body twitch.
49:43She makes my body twitch.
49:45Walking down the corridor.
49:47It's like a high school, a high school confidential.
49:48A high school, a high school confidential.
49:53A high school, a high school confidential.
49:56A high school, a high school confidential.
50:00A high school, a high school confidential.
50:07What's the principal doing with her?
50:11Who's that guy?
50:13Is he screwing with her?
50:14Is he screwing with her?
50:15Is he screwing with her?
50:16What's her perfume?
50:17What's her perfume?
50:18I am.
50:19What's up?
50:20Who's that guy?
50:21It's like one.
50:22It's like you know, it's like one.
50:23What else can I do?
50:24The phone are, it's like one with my body.
50:25What's the thing?
50:26What's the name with my name?
50:28Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
50:32I'm sorry.
50:33What's the name with Mike verse?
50:35Is it just the name name?
50:40I'm sorry, it's like a high school confidential.
50:41It's not that simple.
50:43I'm sorry.
50:44It's not that simple.
50:46I'll have a heart attack
50:48When she passes me enough
50:50I want to burn my books
50:52Give up high school
50:53Well, well, well, well
50:56High school
50:58High school
51:00Confidential
51:01High school
51:06High school
51:08Confidential
51:09Yeah!
51:12Oh!
51:16I love you, girl
51:21Queens
51:25We have made our decision
51:26Jada Shada Hudson
51:31Shantae, you stay
51:33I was gonna go out
51:39I was gonna be by you, bitch
51:40I love you
51:41You may join your sisters
51:46Miss Mosu
51:47You may be a quiet queen
51:49But it is loud and clear
51:51That you are a star
51:52Thank you
51:53Now, Sashay, away
51:54Love you, Mosu
51:57Love you
51:58She came and she found her waste
52:02Thank you
52:04Thank you
52:05Thank you
52:06Thank you
52:06My mom always says that regrets are useless
52:14There's no sense worrying about things that have happened
52:18Because you can't change the outcome
52:20So, no regrets
52:22I'm happy that I've made my little impression on season three
52:26And at the end of the day, I'm pretty proud
52:28Congratulations, queens
52:33You live to slay another day
52:35Remember, stay true, north, strong, and what?
52:40Fear!
52:40Fear!
52:41Fear!
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