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00:26I'll give you 60 quid if you can spell quinoa.
00:28I'll give you 80 quid if you leave quinoa off the menu.
00:31Done.
00:32Did Megan say what time she's dropping him back?
00:34Well, he's already missed his morning lessons, Chad.
00:37Did you phone the school? I bet you they weren't impressed.
00:40Well, they need to be grateful they've got an elite athlete on their hands.
00:43Ah, good afternoon.
00:45Is it lunchtime already?
00:47Some of us work proper hours, you know.
00:49Since waking up at 10 o'clock, I literally have not stopped.
00:52Oh, what a hard time.
00:54If it was me, I've only, you know, had breakfast with the barrister and proofread three contracts as big as you are.
00:59Did you spell quinoa?
01:00No.
01:01Oh, there you go. He's not far off.
01:03He always says that. He doesn't turn up for two hours.
01:05He reads the time in slow motion.
01:08Hiya. Sorry I'm late.
01:10We're not due in till tonight.
01:11Hiya.
01:12Oh, hi, Didi.
01:13I asked her to come in for lunchtime.
01:15Why didn't you tell me?
01:16Did I need to?
01:19S-sorry.
01:20I'll just go.
01:21No, no.
01:22You'll do no such thing.
01:23Yes, you need to tell me if you're going to change the rota for no good reason when it's not your job to do so.
01:28I was a young mother once.
01:30It's mad easy.
01:31We can't run this place.
01:33Unpity.
01:34Honestly, it's fine.
01:35I could just come back.
01:36Fish on the menu.
01:37And how's that?
01:38Thinking I'd take the box?
01:39Cod.
01:40No chips like they serve it in Spain.
01:41That way people keep drinking.
01:42Could even call it bacalao.
01:44I think people might find that overly poncy.
01:47Like a cocktail night.
01:49Fine.
01:50I'll do fish and chips with mushy peas and tartar sauce.
01:53Anything else?
01:54Burger?
01:55Scampi?
01:56Chicken tikka masala?
01:57Just remember us in the north-west of England.
02:00Not downtown Madrid.
02:02What do you feel about oysters?
02:03Oh, for the love of God.
02:05Alright, am I staying or going?
02:06Q-U.
02:07I-N.
02:08O-A.
02:09Excellent, eh?
02:10Look, you might as well stay now you're here.
02:12Oh, yeah.
02:13Sure, we need something lovely for the ponters to look at.
02:23It's nice.
02:24Too risky.
02:25When can I see you again?
02:26Soon.
02:27Tomorrow.
02:28Maybe the day after.
02:29Get the tram out to Bury, I'll pick you up.
02:30What case?
02:31Oh, stop it!
02:32Last night was so hot.
02:33I'll find somewhere.
02:34We'll get a room out in Bury or Rochdale.
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah, we can go and see another film.
02:37Get back to eat.
02:38It was so easy to fool them.
02:39I'll just tell them I'm staying at my mate's house.
02:41One kiss.
02:42One kiss.
02:43Wind your window down.
02:44Wind it down.
02:45Sorry, love, I need to bring my ears round in a minute.
02:46You're gonna be blocking us in.
02:47Sorry, no worries.
02:49Ah!
02:50You're the young lad from the pub, aren't ya?
02:51Yeah.
02:52Yeah.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Erm, I'm his running coach.
02:55Oh.
02:56Do you know, I always liked Steve-o.
02:57OK.
02:58I'd get back to eat.
02:59It was so easy to fool them.
03:00I'll just tell them I'm staying at my mate's house.
03:02One kiss.
03:03Oh, yes.
03:04Why'd you do it?
03:05Why'd you do it?
03:06Why'd you do it?
03:07Why'd you do it?
03:08Why'd you do it?
03:09Why'd you do it?
03:10Why'd you do it?
03:11Why'd you do it?
03:12Why'd you do it?
03:13Why'd you do it?
03:14Why'd you do it?
03:15Why'd you do it?
03:16Why'd you do it?
03:17like Steve Ovette. Yeah. Not that I didn't like Steve Graham. I expect you'll be, er,
03:22keeping your eye on your Olympics, won't you? Where are you holding the next one?
03:25Er, LA. LA. Wow. You know, I was a triple jumper at school. Yeah. That's what they put me down for
03:31one sports day. Hop, step and jump, we called it, then. Yeah, speaking of which, I might need to get
03:36going. Yeah. Right, right. Yes, no, I shall leave you to it. And if you wouldn't mind. Yeah. Yeah.
03:41Thanks, love. This is madness. What? Very safer. If that front desk was manned last night,
03:54they'd have stopped us. But they didn't. Names, dates of birth. I booked a single occupancy.
04:00Well, just get a double next time. Should we stop? What? Don't do this. You'll meet someone
04:10your own age at school. Because of that? He didn't notice anything. There's 300 miles between
04:14us now, so... 104. That's two hours and 13 minutes. No, no, it's too dangerous. With someone your own
04:20age, Will, you won't have to sneak about. Don't I like you doing this for me?
04:29Will, I will always, always love you. Oh, so don't end it, then. What, am I ending it?
04:34I don't know. I mean... Maybe it's for the best. I thought we were in this together. We are.
04:43What? What happened to your plan?
04:49Will. Will!
04:50That was perfect. What was it in aid of? Oh, well, Carla's done with me, so I thought
05:01I'd make myself useful at home. Hey, you know, we could work it off if you're in no rush to get back.
05:06I can't. George is cracking the whip. Big day tomorrow. We're burying a local dignitary,
05:12Councillor Drake. 52 years of service on and off. Plus, I've got to get the tyres checked on the hearse.
05:19And Kevin's not opened. Oh, right. Lucky you, eh? Being gainfully employed.
05:26Oh, don't worry about me, eh?
05:35Oh, could you not have done this? Hmm? Oh, yes, sir. I was about to.
05:39Oh, did he say anything to Brodie about Lou? No.
05:42Well, let's just wait to get the upshot. We might not need some.
05:46Is he in? Oh, what's up? Oh, here he is, Chief Brodie.
05:49Who is Chief Brodie anyway? He's free from Jaws.
05:53Do you know, he was supposed to vacuum and you were supposed to do the dishes.
05:57Joanie's going to be here in an hour. What's the social worker going to think?
06:00Oh, he's spotless. Yeah, he's always spotless.
06:03Yeah, only because I keep on top of it.
06:05I could literally eat my dinner off the floor. And what, there's like two cups in the sink?
06:13What's so gripping on that thing? Hmm? Oh, erm, erm, it's tomorrow's team news.
06:19Braithwaite's suspended, so I've got Cunningham and go.
06:21Oh, you're up at least. I've been up hours. I heard you nearly lost your car last night.
06:34You should have joined us. Lucky Sal's a good sport, innit?
06:37How's Fizz? Yeah. Yeah, we're getting there, I think.
06:42So, is that it? No, that's not it. I've come to tell you, I'm coming back to work.
06:46Isn't that a steak? Kev, there's other things I can do, you know, like office stuff and that.
06:52Oh, knock yourself out. Well, why aren't we open? What's the point?
06:59Well, look, hot pot's staying. They'll be upright if I get rid of that.
07:02Dad's got me designing a new menu and the barman's sticking hot pot in the microwave.
07:05Well, you said you liked it. Eh, Fizz.
07:08It's got to be better than oysters. What?
07:10What noise annoys a noyster? You remember this one?
07:13A noisy noise annoys a noyster. Isn't that lovely?
07:17Oh, hello. Finally. Did Megan drop you?
07:20What? She don't want to come in and say hello?
07:23She was in a rush. Will, where are you going? You've got school.
07:26Is he joking me? I'll translate. Yesterday went badly.
07:31You didn't qualify for any finals and whoever this girl is back in Hull.
07:34It's definitely over.
07:37I'll have to speak to him.
07:38Yeah. Don't bother yourself. I'll get to the bottom of this.
07:52What, I thought you were getting a shower?
07:53You said the brewer's ready.
07:56Well, I've just spoken to George. He's taking the hearse to Mal Bingham on Crimea Street.
08:00Well, one day off won't kill me. One?
08:02We're not busy.
08:03Well, we're not going to be busy at all at this rate, are we?
08:06There should be three of us over there. Four.
08:09Yeah, but there isn't, is it? And until I'm back on my feet, your last man standing,
08:13my kids are literally relying on you.
08:15Oh, guilt trip.
08:16Yes, guilt trip, if that's what it takes.
08:18You're getting me sick, P.
08:19And I tell you every day how grateful I am. Practically wiping us out.
08:24But why did you get rid of Brodie then? He seemed keen.
08:26Who's clueless? And who's got time to train him up?
08:31What did Sally and Tim have to say about that?
08:32It's none of their business.
08:35Right, well, I know all these jobs to do over there.
08:36I know that for a fact there's the timing belt on the Fiat,
08:38there's the bumper on the Super.
08:40They can wait.
08:41People need the cars back, Kev, so they can get on with their lives.
08:43I'm not in the mood.
08:45You might not be in the mood now, but get a shower, get the shutters open over there,
08:48get the radio on, you're going to start to feel like your normal self again.
08:51Oh, that's easy for you to see.
08:53Sitting in that thing, barking out orders.
08:57Well, you wouldn't exactly say I'm barking out orders, would you?
09:03Has the Lord been in touch?
09:04No, not since the other day.
09:05Useless.
09:08Look, until I'm out of this mess, I can't do any proper work, you know that.
09:11Oh, just get out, will you?
09:12So just meet me halfway.
09:13Oh, see to that bumper yourself if it's that urgent.
09:16I'm going back to bed.
09:22Oh!
09:22How far away is that?
09:25104 miles, two hours, 13 minutes.
09:29Hey, do you know the Driscoll's there from home?
09:31I was dropping one of them off, Will, their middle child.
09:34Oh, yeah, the runner.
09:36Hey, I want him to pal up with my stepson, Josie.
09:40He goes to Oak Hill, it's a private school.
09:43I work in the pub and all.
09:44Hey, do you know what I was saying to my husband last night?
09:46I've got a stepdad, stepson, stepbrother, stepsister.
09:50Do you know what the only thing I haven't got is?
09:52A stepladder?
09:54Yeah.
09:55How did you know?
09:57Lucky guess.
09:59Well, you're dead smart, you.
10:00I bet you see all the punchlines coming.
10:02Ah, not everyone.
10:04Nice talking to you.
10:05Yeah, take care.
10:17Megan.
10:17Thanks for bringing them all this way.
10:35Thanks for bringing them all this way.
10:39No worries.
10:40How was he?
10:41Eva said he was down on himself, came home with a face like thunder and then stormed off at you.
10:47Well, it was a mixed air.
10:49He's inherited your high standards, for better or for worse.
10:52We couldn't find his results online.
10:57Um, I don't think they uploaded him for some reason.
11:00He'll miss you.
11:01Ah, coach is a ten a penny.
11:03Yeah, well, turns out they're not.
11:05We'll find someone else.
11:08No, no, no, no.
11:09Back for the money.
11:09No, really, put it away.
11:11Take it.
11:11No.
11:12I'll stand here all day.
11:18Listen, has he said anything to you?
11:20About what?
11:21Well, I know he trusts you.
11:23He doesn't open up to us.
11:25About the move.
11:26About this girl, if there is one.
11:28Er, no.
11:29No, he hasn't said anything to me.
11:32Yeah, everything's all top secret at that age, isn't it?
11:35The drawbridge is up.
11:37Mind you, I'd met Eva before I even mentioned girls to my man.
11:40I wish I hadn't.
11:43Erm, I'd better get going before a shower.
11:45That's not much.
11:47Just, you won't have a bite to eat before you set off.
11:50I, I, I really, I can't.
11:51Look, I'll get Ollie to whip something up for you.
11:53He wants to put oysters on the menu.
11:54I just, I don't have the time.
11:55Began, ten minutes just to say thanks for everything you've done.
11:57Come on.
12:02Who's it?
12:03Lauren.
12:04Oh, hiya, Lauren.
12:05I like your hair.
12:06Oh, thanks.
12:07What are you doing carrying that down steps?
12:09Well, it'd be left on that landing until Christmas
12:11as if it were up to you.
12:12Are you joking?
12:13I do plenty of washing.
12:15Me and that machine, we're inseparable.
12:16All right, chill out, you two.
12:17You shouldn't be carrying anything heavier than a spatula.
12:19Oh, what can we do you for, love?
12:22Well, I've got a bag of Frankie's old clothes.
12:24I wanted to see if you wanted them.
12:25Aw, that's so sweet.
12:26Isn't that sweet, David?
12:27Yeah, sweet.
12:28Well, I ain't got him with me now,
12:30because I know some people are superstitious about all that.
12:32Oh, not me.
12:33What, even about accepting stuff before a baby's born?
12:35No, it winds me up, then, when people say
12:38baby rather than the baby.
12:40Oh, shut up, David, you're being rude.
12:41We would love to have them.
12:42Thanks, love.
12:43Okay.
12:43Well, there's different colours in there for you.
12:46You won't know if you're having a boy or a girl yet, so...
12:48No.
12:48We're having a girl.
12:49Wow.
12:50Oh, yeah, he is the superstitious type.
12:53Right.
12:54Well, I best scadaddle anyway,
12:56but I'll drop him off on my second break, yeah?
12:58Oh, Ben's giving out second breaks now, is he?
13:01Look, David, I know that he pinged you,
13:04but he's dead sound.
13:05So's Eva.
13:06They all are.
13:07Well, I'm not surprised to hear that.
13:08She's a good mate of mine.
13:09Bob back later anyway.
13:10We'll be in.
13:11All right.
13:11I'll see you.
13:12All right.
13:14See you later.
13:18Thanks, Mullen.
13:20So we're telling strangers it's a girl now?
13:25Lauren isn't a stranger.
13:26Well, she's not family.
13:27Well, she nearly was.
13:29We haven't finished discussing what we're going to do.
13:31Yes, we have.
13:32Shona, don't pretend like this isn't happening.
13:40Yes, Mrs Drake.
13:42No, Mrs Drake.
13:44No, you are absolutely right.
13:46He will be looking like a film star by the time I finish with him.
13:49Yep.
13:50Okay.
13:51Bye-bye, Mrs Drake.
13:52A short lunch, I said.
13:54A short lunch.
13:56There's a few press-ups afterwards.
13:58I don't know if you're being euphemistic.
13:59Well, neither do I care.
14:01Tomorrow is the closest that this town gets to a state funeral.
14:05The mayor himself's going to be in attendance.
14:07Now, see to them tyres, pick up me good jacket,
14:10and polish Councillor Drake's coffin, wood and brass.
14:12You know, this phone hasn't stopped ringing off its flipping cradle.
14:15Everything's in hand, George.
14:17What do we say?
14:19Oh, no, not today, Todd.
14:20Come on, George.
14:21What do we say?
14:24Is it a bird?
14:25Is it a plane?
14:27No, it's super, Todd.
14:29It is indeed.
14:34How big is it?
14:36A small block of flats, eight units.
14:38It's those nice ones around the back of Freshco's.
14:41You know, where the blossom falls on the pavement.
14:43Did you approach Pete, or did he contact you?
14:46No, he messaged me yesterday.
14:47Oh, well, I'm just glad I'm not sculpted things.
14:49Yeah, well, work's work, innit?
14:51You got much on?
14:53Oh, mate.
14:53It's embarrassing.
14:54Well, surely you got one or two back on site.
14:56Every builder in town, every property developer,
14:59dropped me like a stone.
15:00I mean, Carla Connor offered me some scraps, but that's all we know.
15:03You know, fixing leaky taps and folding cardboard under the table.
15:06Well, maybe she liked having you around.
15:08Like a Diet Coke ad.
15:10Telling you, mate, if things get any worse,
15:12I'm going to have to sell the scaffolding off.
15:14No, mate, you're sat on a goldmine there.
15:16That big Meccano set.
15:18Yeah, and then Danielle says,
15:19thank you very much, I'll have that.
15:22Right, well, before you do, I might have an idea.
15:24Yeah?
15:25Well, listen, hold that thought.
15:26Er, sweetheart.
15:30What, me?
15:32The phone.
15:34Oh, and, er, before I come back,
15:36try and find your manners, yeah?
15:38I had our Liam on a beach, don't forget.
15:44Oh, here we go.
15:45Tony Gordon, midwife.
15:47Ain't you know all about your gran when she had Gail?
15:50I don't.
15:50She went into labour in pictures, watching Gone With The Wind, first time round.
15:56David.
15:58No, the midwife had to come out to her on a bicycle.
16:01They didn't think she was going to get there in time.
16:02Woolly mammoth blocking Rome.
16:05I'm not sure about Stephen.
16:07Poor Uncle Stephen.
16:09He wasn't doing any harm in Audrey's belly.
16:11That was the only place that Oliver was safe.
16:13Poor Uncle Stephen?
16:15Shona would be all right, she's been there before.
16:18Her firstborn was no fairytale, though.
16:21Is that really necessary?
16:22You brought up Uncle Stephen.
16:24No, I didn't.
16:25She did.
16:25You know, I tried three times.
16:28Couldn't keep any of them out of arms away for one reason or another.
16:32I've been there.
16:33Just a flip of a coin, isn't it?
16:35Yeah.
16:38Yeah, you're right.
16:40I mean, you see these people, don't you?
16:42Living in big houses, driving massive cars.
16:45Got loads of kids running around on trampolines and...
16:48I mean, what makes them so special?
16:50Luck, I guess.
16:52Yeah.
16:54Listen, just be nice to Shona.
16:56It's no picnic.
16:57She really needs your support.
16:59I think men can try and understand, but they never will, not fully.
17:05Oh!
17:07Yeah.
17:08I've never been.
17:09Right.
17:10Erm, where's the cornflour?
17:13It's with the plain and the wholemeal.
17:15Oh, er, you might say cornflakes, erm...
17:19I told you she should have messaged me, Sally.
17:22Erm, do you have any paprika?
17:25Yes, with the spices.
17:26Righty.
17:27Gemstone.
17:28Kick up!
17:30You not in court?
17:32What?
17:33Why, what's he done now?
17:35Ewa only reported you absent for this morning.
17:52Can't be doing without school.
17:55I couldn't be doing with school either.
17:58Wasn't anything they could teach me about life
18:01that I couldn't learn in our building or on your granddaddy's farm.
18:06I'm sorry about all that. The other day.
18:09Your little binge.
18:12He seems like a nice enough fella.
18:15Liam? He's all right.
18:17They'll all be all right once you get to know them.
18:21Just be careful of those young girls slobbering all over you.
18:25They must think it's their lucky year.
18:27A young buck like you joining their ranks.
18:29I'm not all that.
18:31In a couple of years, you can go back to Hull.
18:37That's if you don't get your scholarship.
18:40Imagine that. America.
18:43They don't give track and field scholarships away.
18:45At your age, no one has a clue what they want.
18:50I know what I want.
18:52And her name is?
18:56It's not that.
18:56It's just a cry in shame Jane Mansfield was so intent on coming back here.
19:04But that's what happens when a man's head is turned.
19:09Everyone has to do what the new squeeze wants.
19:11I know you're not mad on her, but you can't blame her for everything.
19:15I do like her.
19:16It's obvious you don't.
19:18Would I have made all this possible if I didn't want them to be happy?
19:23I want you all to be happy, especially you.
19:26We know how hard it's been.
19:30But in this family, we front up.
19:33Look at what your father had to overcome.
19:37They said he'd never play again after that business with his shoulder.
19:41Us Driscolls, we stare trouble in the face.
19:47I know.
19:49Let me tell you a secret about life.
19:52Sometimes you have to play mean.
19:55Put yourself first.
19:57Don't let anyone else win.
19:59Righto, that's the recycling done.
20:07Trisha?
20:09Yeah, I was just being nosy.
20:10I was having a look at her photos.
20:12Seeing what an ex-predator's been up to.
20:14Will you stop calling her that?
20:16She's only a few years older than me.
20:18You know who she was.
20:19I keep telling you, she worked in the local shop.
20:21They carried me aloft through the streets of Marlowe's.
20:22I did indeed, celebrating your abuse.
20:25My mum's in court today.
20:26Look, we can explain.
20:28You're treating me like Shanice.
20:29Well, we wanted to know the outcome first.
20:31I had to learn off Kit.
20:32No, we didn't want to worry you.
20:33Yeah, at least he treats me with respect.
20:35Hey!
20:37Don't you speak to us like that?
20:39Did you get the shop in?
20:40Oh, my.
20:42We should have told him straight away.
20:44It was your idea not to.
20:45Fighting with an inmate.
20:46I should have been there to support her.
20:48You guys call yourself foster parents.
20:49You're a joke!
20:50She's here!
20:51Yeah, we tried him with the lad that lives two doors down.
21:00He used to be a footballer.
21:01Will said.
21:02He showed us up.
21:04He didn't show us up.
21:05You're so hard on him.
21:06He didn't even try.
21:08I thought he was going to join a proper club.
21:10There's plenty in Manchester.
21:11The Harriers for a start.
21:12Did he tell you about the alcohol-related incident a couple of days ago?
21:15It was two cans of lager, honestly.
21:18It wasn't a big deal.
21:19Baby's three years underage.
21:21She's too soft on him.
21:22Damn right I'm too soft on him.
21:23It's me that tore his life up.
21:25I feel guilty, babe.
21:26Can't help that.
21:29I should really push off.
21:31Oh, we haven't had your lunch.
21:32Tell Ollie I'm all right.
21:34He'll be dressing you a lobster.
21:36So this is goodbye, then?
21:38I suppose it is.
21:39Oh, well, look.
21:40We're so grateful, aren't we, Ben?
21:42Honestly, the effect that you've had on Will,
21:44the positive effect.
21:46I feel like all kids need someone like you in the life.
21:49Damn right.
21:50William's hungry.
21:51Oh, Kiel's surprised.
21:53The kid of Megan's lobster.
21:54What?
21:56Hello again.
22:11I thought you'd be the other side of Harriers Head Services
22:14by now.
22:15I can't let her turn straight back round
22:16after driving all the way from Leeds.
22:18Not without wetting her whistle, at least.
22:20Do you use a whistle with him?
22:22No.
22:22Well, you should try.
22:24I thought about using one to get him out of his kip
22:25in the morning.
22:26I had to use a block and tackle
22:28to get you out of the bed when you were William's age.
22:31He didn't so much sleep as hibernate
22:33and as for the snoring.
22:35All right.
22:36Well, I'm sure Megan doesn't want to worry about that.
22:38Anyway, how's he performing?
22:40No complaints from me.
22:42Really?
22:42That's not how I heard it.
22:44Good.
22:45In elite sport, coaches should be like hard taskmasters.
22:48Compliments should be as common as hands take.
22:50But she's not my coach, though, is she?
22:52I might as well just quit.
22:54Don't say that.
22:55There'll be loads of good coaches round here.
22:57No, that's not what I want.
22:58I don't want to start with someone new.
23:00Just look what happened with James.
23:01It won't work.
23:03Listen, mate, I get it.
23:05When my first gaffer got sacked, I was devastated.
23:08He gave me my debut.
23:08I looked up to him.
23:09But change is part and parcel of sport.
23:12You'll adapt.
23:13You will.
23:14And there's fantastic facilities in Manchester.
23:16Plenty of people I can recommend.
23:17No, that's not what I want.
23:19I don't want things to change.
23:20Let's at least discuss it, yeah?
23:22I was thinking Megan could hang around
23:24and give us some independent feedback
23:25on Ollie's tasting menu.
23:27We'll discuss it there.
23:29What do you say?
23:30Okay, yeah, yeah, that'd be lovely.
23:33Thanks.
23:34Great.
23:35Starving.
23:36Oh, it's so good to have you back.
23:38We've really missed you.
23:39I've missed you.
23:40Miss me?
23:41No way.
23:42Shut up.
23:43How have things been?
23:44Yeah, yeah, they've been fine.
23:46Yeah, totally, yeah.
23:47Yeah, cool, yeah.
23:48Things seemed a little fraught when we arrived.
23:51You were shouting.
23:52Got some ice cream in the freezer
23:54if you and your sister want to help yourselves.
23:56Yeah, go on.
24:00Look, if there are problems,
24:01it would be better for everyone if you tell me.
24:04Shanice has to be the priority here
24:05and I can't help unless I have the full picture.
24:08I hate it was nothing.
24:09You seemed pretty upset.
24:11No more than usual.
24:13Well, he walks around with his face
24:14like a slap backside 24-7
24:15and I'm amazed he's not got his undercrackers on his head.
24:19All right.
24:19Joanie needs a settled environment.
24:22If there's any issues I need to know about...
24:24Oh, no, it's just family life, you know,
24:26storming the teacup.
24:28Yeah, we're all good.
24:29Maybe not the Waltons, but who is?
24:32Are they your neighbours?
24:33No, just ignore him.
24:35He's showing his age.
24:38Where's my manners?
24:39Can I make you a cup of tea?
24:41OK.
24:42Oh, you've got to love a romper suit.
24:47Yeah, press studs in all the right places.
24:49I could do with one of them on a big night.
24:52I'm not even going to investigate that.
24:54Lauren, there's some really nice gear in here.
24:56Are you sure you don't want any money for it?
24:57No.
24:58People were dead kind to me after Frankie were born.
25:00I'm just glad you could make use of it.
25:02Yeah, fingers crossed.
25:05Right then, I'd better go pick Frankie up from nursery.
25:09Thanks for this, Lauren.
25:10Lauren, it's dead kind to you.
25:12No worries.
25:14See you later.
25:15Yeah.
25:15See ya.
25:20Sorry about that.
25:21Just slipped out.
25:22It's all right.
25:23I don't think she suspected anything.
25:25And about before?
25:27Just forget it.
25:28It's sooner you told me how you were feeling than bottling it all up.
25:32Well, how I'm feeling is useless.
25:34I just wish there was something we could do.
25:36Well, you say that.
25:38But I've been doing some research online, right?
25:40And I've ordered loads of supplements, like vitamin D, omega-3, all that jazz.
25:44I am going to be the healthiest I've ever been.
25:48What's on this chicken, like?
25:50Five spice.
25:51Five too many in my book.
25:53Agreed.
25:54If it ain't broke, don't fix it.
25:56That's my motto in the kitchen.
25:59Ignore him.
25:59It's smashing.
26:01We're just being candid here.
26:03That is the whole point of the exercise, isn't it?
26:06And I don't want my head blown off me by a chicken drumstick.
26:09All right.
26:09Well, for future reference, what would you prefer?
26:12Well, these fajita fries are incredible.
26:16I'd be darned I won't need them if I wasn't spoken for.
26:18I doubt many chips have featured in love triangles, but sure, there's always a first time for everything.
26:24Well, you'd know.
26:25You've had a chip on your shoulder long enough.
26:27Look, I'm sure Megan doesn't need to hear our good-natured family banter.
26:31What do you make of the food, love?
26:32It's really nice.
26:33Do I get an opinion of you, at all?
26:35Is that all right, I suppose?
26:38I know his problem.
26:39He's missing his girlfriend already.
26:41Don't.
26:41Don't go there.
26:42So there is someone.
26:43I knew it.
26:45Oh, come on.
26:46Tell me everything.
26:47No detail too small.
26:49There's nothing to say.
26:50She dumped me.
26:53Oh.
26:54Sorry, mate.
26:55I had no idea.
26:57Neither did I.
26:58Until this morning.
27:00If she's in Hull, I'm sure it's only because of the practicalities.
27:03Yeah, exactly.
27:03You should have said something, love.
27:06Fifteen-year-old boys don't do confessionals.
27:09They pick themselves up, they dust themselves off, just like he will.
27:13Yes, but sometimes it is good to talk.
27:16The surest way for a lad to get over a girl is to move on to the next one,
27:20and he will have no shortage of offers.
27:23She must be doolally splitting up with you.
27:26No, don't diss her.
27:27She was amazing, and I was a lucky guy.
27:30It was no-one's fault.
27:31It was just the move.
27:32Well, erm, I mean, look, it is probably for the best.
27:40Long-distance relationships never really work, do they?
27:42Well, you don't know until you've tried it.
27:45Maybe you should give it a go.
27:47Look, erm, I can't help but feel I'm intruding,
27:49so, erm, thank you for the food.
27:51Oh, no!
27:52No, you don't need to.
27:53I really ought to be off.
27:54Well done, you two.
27:58Well done.
27:59God, you've got to be joking me.
28:13I've got it.
28:15I was kidding when I said you should open up this morning.
28:19Well, you weren't going to do it, were you?
28:20I was going to do it now.
28:21Only because I've been pecking your head.
28:24And besides, it's gone three.
28:25This garage can't survive on two hours a day.
28:27I'm not normally this late.
28:28No, you aren't normally late.
28:30That's if you turn up and talk.
28:31This can't carry on, Kev.
28:32Yeah.
28:33And you can't repair motors in a wheelchair.
28:36Not in this place, anyway.
28:37Well, unless you pull your finger out,
28:39I'm the only game in town, aren't I?
28:41I don't get it.
28:43We've always stepped up for each other, me and you.
28:45That is the whole point of a partnership,
28:47knowing that there's somebody else there
28:48to pick up the slack when you need them to.
28:49Well, I'm here now, aren't I?
28:51No, Kev.
28:52You're not.
28:53I don't know where you are.
28:57You forgot your bag.
29:06No, I didn't.
29:07Sorry?
29:10I left it so you could bring it to me.
29:12You've got us playing fetch now.
29:14I'm not a golden retriever.
29:18I wanted to talk.
29:20Well, I thought you'd said everything you wanted to say.
29:22So did I, but I was wrong about everything.
29:28I don't under...
29:29A boy would have blown everything sky high just then,
29:36but instead,
29:38a man
29:38took things on the chin,
29:41even though it was breaking his heart.
29:44A man
29:45showed me
29:46he doesn't just have a childish crush
29:49and that
29:50he really loves me.
29:52I can't walk away from that.
29:56So,
29:57you've changed your mind?
30:01You catch on quick.
30:03But,
30:04what do we do?
30:05How,
30:05how can we...
30:07We'll find a way.
30:11We have to.
30:13What are you having?
30:14Deep pan, please.
30:15Can we have garlic door balls as well?
30:17And a bottle of pot.
30:18Yeah,
30:18that's fine, girls.
30:19Well,
30:20it's a good job I'm collecting
30:21because I think he'd struggle on his moped with this lot,
30:23wouldn't he?
30:23Well,
30:24we're pushing the boat out.
30:25We've got something to celebrate.
30:26We're one big happy family again.
30:28So you keep saying...
30:30Right,
30:30I'd better get going.
30:31Probably take him a while to make this much dough.
30:33I'll come with you.
30:34What,
30:34to the pizza place?
30:35Where have you got them to go to?
30:37To my car.
30:38Oh.
30:40Please,
30:41remember what I said.
30:42Honesty is the key to making this work.
30:45I'll be in touch.
30:46Yeah,
30:46there's no rush,
30:47but
30:48obviously it's lovely to hear from you,
30:50but
30:50hopefully there won't be any problems.
30:53Hopefully.
30:54Bye,
30:55girls.
30:55Bye.
31:04You don't have to pretend.
31:05I know you were arguing about me when we walked through the door.
31:08No.
31:08I don't blame you.
31:10I won't want me living here after all the trouble I caused.
31:13But I love you.
31:14Yes,
31:15just listen to your sister.
31:17What you've just said isn't true.
31:19We really are one big happy family again.
31:23Well,
31:24not quite.
31:27Don't do this now.
31:30You've got to do it sometime, Sally.
31:31It's just a turn of phrase.
31:41And I really do love chips.
31:47You got a minute?
31:48Yeah,
31:48of course,
31:49sweet tap.
31:49You OK?
31:50I want to go back to home.
31:52Well,
31:52I would say that's a sentiment I don't hear every day,
31:55but I've heard nothing but from you lately.
31:57Dad,
31:57I'm serious.
31:58Is this about that girl?
32:00No,
32:00I told you I need to be there for my athletics.
32:03Son,
32:04our lives are here now.
32:05This is our home.
32:07Even if it means me giving up on running?
32:08You don't have to give up on your running.
32:10I might as well.
32:11You've seen my progress.
32:13I went from not even winning cross-country at school
32:15to being county standard.
32:18I have to admit,
32:19you have come on leaps and bounds under me again.
32:22It's just not practical.
32:23It can be.
32:24I can go back to my old school,
32:26Doss down at Jono's
32:27and then come back home for the weekends.
32:29It's not like I want to leave you guys,
32:31but it's the only way.
32:33Would you at least consider it,
32:34please?
32:36All right,
32:37I'll think about it.
32:41That first pint won't even touch the sides.
32:43Yeah,
32:43well,
32:43don't make it too quick
32:44because it'll be your last one and all.
32:46You what?
32:47Big day tomorrow,
32:48eh?
32:48Need to bring our A game.
32:49All right,
32:50Dad.
32:51Hiya.
32:52How are your days?
32:53Busy,
32:54eh?
32:54Not busier than mine,
32:55that's for sure.
32:56Look,
32:56it'll pick up.
32:58Well,
32:58it's,
32:58look,
32:59it might already have done.
33:00Gary's doing another job with Pete.
33:03As in,
33:03Pete,
33:03Pete?
33:04Yeah,
33:05look,
33:05his money's as good as anyone's.
33:07Yeah,
33:08so the scaffolding film he was going to use
33:09has gone bump,
33:10so I thought I could smooth things over,
33:12get him the gig.
33:13That's very kind of you,
33:13Gary,
33:14but I'd rather he didn't.
33:15We can't afford to be fussy.
33:16After what happened last time,
33:17I wouldn't feel comfortable with it.
33:19I'm sorry.
33:21Well,
33:22it's just an idea.
33:24What's up,
33:24Gary?
33:25Yes,
33:25mate.
33:26Like I said,
33:27don't you drink that all at once?
33:29Once it's gone,
33:29it's home for an early night.
33:31And I don't mean the fun kind either,
33:32mister.
33:33Oh no,
33:34we've got a prestige interment tomorrow,
33:36so I need young todicles here
33:37to be on tip-top form.
33:38Isn't that right,
33:39son?
33:40Yes,
33:41George?
33:42Cheers,
33:42fellas.
33:43Cheers.
33:44Cheers,
33:45boys.
33:45Yes,
33:46George.
33:46Very nice.
33:50Very nice.
33:51We're good.
33:52Ollie's holding the fort.
33:53Well,
33:53that's the least of my worries.
33:55Will cannot move to the other side of the country on his own at his age.
33:59It's two and a half hour stops.
34:00Well,
34:00you've changed your tune.
34:02I'm not keen on the idea,
34:05but I'm willing to keep an open mind.
34:08When I was his age,
34:09I had toured France,
34:10Australia and South Africa with junior teams.
34:12Yes,
34:13but this isn't a tour.
34:14He'd be living there.
34:15It could be the making of him.
34:16Give him a sense of independence.
34:19Besides,
34:19we know enough people that we'll look out for him.
34:22Childhood is so short as it is.
34:24I feel like he should be here with us.
34:26Yeah,
34:27but if we say no,
34:28who's to say he won't run away again?
34:31Honestly,
34:32I think I would rather take that risk.
34:34I cannot get on board with Will living in Hull on his own.
34:38Don't worry.
34:39You won't have to.
34:41You'll send my grandson away over my dead body.
34:49What kind of father kicks his own son out of house and home?
35:06First off,
35:07I'm not kicking him out.
35:07He wants to go.
35:09And how is it any different from boarding school apart from his home every weekend?
35:12We're not from the class of people that are happy to farm out their own kids.
35:15She's got a pound.
35:16When did you two start singing from the same hymn sheet?
35:21Will's place is with his family.
35:23He's just a kid.
35:25And he'll be a man soon enough.
35:27This is the first step.
35:28You know,
35:28you two,
35:30you two spoil him rotten.
35:31It'll do him good to stand on his own two feet.
35:33It's more than you'll be doing in a mess.
35:35You're not going to bully me on this one, Ma.
35:38He's my son,
35:39and I think he's mature enough to make this decision.
35:42So as long as we can make his living arrangements work,
35:45it's his choice.
35:47And where to give Ollie a hand?
35:51Times like this,
35:52I think he took too many knocks on the rugby field.
35:55He's not thinking straight.
35:57Well,
35:58whether he is or he isn't,
35:59you know what he's like when he dicks his heels in.
36:01Better than anyone alive.
36:03We have got to fix this before it's too late.
36:07You in?
36:08All the way.
36:09Are you going to order anything,
36:16or are you just enjoying the ambience?
36:18Come again?
36:20What can I get you?
36:22Oh,
36:22now I'm,
36:23I'm waiting for someone.
36:24Right,
36:24well,
36:24I hope you order some when they arrive,
36:26because we're not a drop-in centre,
36:27you know.
36:27We'll have some samosas and a couple of OJs,
36:30please.
36:31Right.
36:32You all right?
36:38Oh,
36:38go on.
36:39How did your mum get on?
36:42Do you not know?
36:43Well,
36:43we don't get a live feed from this course.
36:45It's not the final score.
36:48She got four months added on.
36:51Right,
36:52so what's the face for?
36:53She gave that cellmate of hers a right good pasting.
36:56Could have been a lot worse than four months,
36:58mate.
36:59It's not that.
37:00Tim and Sally have no right trying to hide it from me.
37:02Like,
37:02why would they do that?
37:04You tell me,
37:05Brody.
37:06What?
37:08Why do you think they did that?
37:10Seriously.
37:11What's in it for them?
37:12I suppose.
37:15I suppose.
37:18They thought it might upset us,
37:20but they still should have told me.
37:21Right,
37:21so what you're saying is they made a misjudgment,
37:24but it came from a good place.
37:26It's not exactly crime of the century,
37:27is it,
37:27pal?
37:31Right,
37:32boys,
37:32that's me done.
37:33Oh,
37:33come on,
37:33cockers.
37:34Stay for the rest.
37:34No,
37:34I'll get enough earache as it is.
37:36If we had a dog,
37:36my dinner would be in it,
37:37but I know I'd never be kipping in his house tonight.
37:39Have a good one.
37:40All right.
37:40So,
37:41you know,
37:42we should probably go too.
37:43I'm already two drinks over,
37:45George's limit.
37:46George's limit?
37:47Oh,
37:48come on,
37:48I know he was knocking off your mum,
37:49but that'll make him your dad.
37:51Um,
37:51look,
37:51he feels like family,
37:53and he's still my boss.
37:54Tomorrow's a big deal for him.
37:55Wish tomorrow were a big deal for me.
37:57Couldn't look the same as today.
37:59It won't be forever.
38:00Maybe,
38:00maybe not.
38:02Oh,
38:02come on,
38:02I've been in the flat all day.
38:03I can't face going back.
38:04Just stay for one more,
38:05please.
38:06Go on,
38:07but one more,
38:08all right,
38:08and I mean it.
38:09Okay.
38:10Hey.
38:11Can I get your chip?
38:12Can I have,
38:13uh,
38:14two vodka tonics,
38:15please,
38:15and make one of them a double?
38:19I shouldn't have sounded off before.
38:22I'm sorry.
38:22I know you're going through a tough time,
38:25mate,
38:25but letting the business go down the pan,
38:27that's not going to help,
38:28is it?
38:28I know,
38:29but knowing isn't enough.
38:32It isn't what you think,
38:33it's what you feel.
38:35You wouldn't understand.
38:38I want to.
38:39I want to help,
38:41but you're going to have to let me know
38:42what's going on,
38:42Kev.
38:50Everything all right?
38:51Yeah,
38:51yeah,
38:51it's just first wanting to know where I am.
38:53We should go home.
38:55No,
38:56this is more important.
38:57No,
38:57nothing's more important than family.
38:59I've got to go myself anyway,
39:01so come on,
39:01I'll push you.
39:13I thought they'd shut Weatherfield Library.
39:17Everything all right?
39:18Yeah,
39:19it's just been a full on day.
39:20Wasn't it just?
39:22There's some pizza in the fridge,
39:24you'll be hungry.
39:25Oh,
39:25no,
39:26I've eaten to.
39:29Look,
39:30I wanted to say sorry.
39:33Oh,
39:33Brody,
39:34you're entitled to be upset.
39:36No,
39:36I wasn't.
39:37I'm not
39:38entitled to any of this.
39:41Roof over my head,
39:43pizza in the fridge,
39:44and you protecting us about my mum.
39:49Don't be daft.
39:50I made a promise to your mum,
39:51and I'm happy to keep it.
39:53Yeah,
39:54we built that.
39:55It just takes time getting used to
39:58someone giving a toss.
40:00Yeah.
40:01But I am dead grateful.
40:05We all are.
40:08Thanks.
40:13Well,
40:14I wasn't expecting that.
40:16Yeah,
40:17well,
40:17I'm getting used to the unexpected.
40:19Oh,
40:19Sally,
40:20you're making something out of nothing.
40:22How is that true?
40:24Even if I adopted your weird perspective
40:27and saw Trisha as some sort of ex,
40:29should I be happy that you're pursuing her
40:31on social media?
40:33I wasn't,
40:33I wasn't,
40:34I was just...
40:35What,
40:35Tim,
40:35what?
40:36Because,
40:37to me,
40:38it looks like you've got a very
40:40unhealthy obsession with the woman
40:42who groomed you.
40:43Nobody got groomed,
40:44and the only person obsessed is you,
40:45obsessed with something that never happened.
40:47Where are you going?
40:49You can't run away.
40:51Watch me.
40:55The last thing I want is to see less of you.
40:58You're a big part of this family.
40:59And I still will be.
41:01I'll be back every weekend.
41:03You better be.
41:05I can go.
41:06As long as we can sort your living arrangements.
41:08I'd hate to see your potential go to waste
41:10because of a decision I made.
41:12Thanks, Dad.
41:13Sorry to interrupt a lovely father some moment,
41:19but we've got a bit of news.
41:22So have we.
41:23I've decided that...
41:24You're deciding nothing.
41:26You might have been happy to abandon Will,
41:28but we weren't.
41:30I called Megan,
41:31we had a few drinks,
41:33and we found a solution.
41:35What kind of solution?
41:37Your gran's paying me to come over here two days a week
41:40for some one-on-one training sessions.
41:43Right.
41:44Money is no object when it comes to my family's happiness.
41:48I'm just so glad to see the smile back on your face.
41:51Oh, I can't actually...
42:00I can't get these undone.
42:03That's because it's a zip.
42:05Eh?
42:06Your left-apus, come here.
42:07Oh.
42:08Yeah.
42:09Yeah.
42:11Don't expect me to undress you.
42:17You brought this on yourself.
42:19You're going to feel rotten tomorrow morning.
42:21Oh, yeah.
42:25That's the ticket.
42:26That's the ticket.
42:51All right.
43:16You all right?
43:16That was too close for comfort.
43:24Sorry, I got carried away.
43:27Don't apologise.
43:29Just make sure you're in good shape for next week,
43:31because I am really going to put you through your paces.
43:33Is that so?
43:34You can count on it.
43:36Don't think things could have worked out any better, do you?
43:38No.
43:39No.
43:40I can definitely feel a personal best coming on.
43:42I don't see.
43:43No.
43:43I don't know.
43:53I don't know.
43:54Oh, my God.
43:54It's too close.
43:55No.
43:55It's too close, but it's too close.
43:56It's not too close.
43:58Yeah, it's too close to me.
43:58It's too close to me.
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